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Perhaps the UFOs were really just giant, energy-hungry space snails on a secret mission to fuel up on Earth's oil reserves and Missouri was their intergalactic pit stop, leading to an inadvertent spike in petroleum consumption in Kuwait as they zoomed off back into the cosmos. After all, you can't expect extraterrestrial visitors to carpool, can you?
Model: dalle-3
Prompt: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars', depicting a vibrant Kansas City with a skyline aglow from UFO sightings. The UFOs, shaped like classic sci-fi saucers or strange, exotic spacecraft, hover over the city, their radiant beams casting an otherworldly light onto the bustling streets below. The city streets are alive with movement as delivery trucks, reminiscent of futuristic vehicles, zoom through the neon-lit thoroughfares, carrying stacks of sizzling barbecue ribs and brisket. The UFOs are depicted in a sleek, fantastical style, and the scene is rich with colors and dramatic shadows, conveying the harmonious coexistence of intergalactic wonder and earthly delight. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Missouri and Petroluem consumption in Kuwait. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Whimsical illustration 3D Pixar Style Minimalism Brutalism An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars'
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars'
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Missouri and Petroluem consumption in Kuwait, in the following situation: Because as UFO sightings in Missouri increase, the extraterrestrial visitors start placing large orders for Kansas City barbecue, causing a spike in demand for petroleum to fuel the delivery trucks. The aliens just can't resist the finger-licking goodness of the ribs and brisket, so they keep coming back for more, creating a BBQ-fueled intergalactic trade route that's out of this world!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a vibrant Kansas City, the sky is alight with the glow of UFO sightings, as mysterious visitors from beyond are drawn in by the irresistible aroma of sizzling barbecue. A line of delivery trucks, fueled by petroleum, weaves through the city, loaded with piles of mouthwatering ribs and brisket destined for the extraterrestrial clientele. The scene is a blend of intergalactic wonder and earthly delight, as the demand for both UFO sightings and petroleum consumption surges in tandem.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' ] and depicting this scene: In a vibrant Kansas City, the sky is alight with the glow of UFO sightings, as mysterious visitors from beyond are drawn in by the irresistible aroma of sizzling barbecue. A line of delivery trucks, fueled by petroleum, weaves through the city, loaded with piles of mouthwatering ribs and brisket destined for the extraterrestrial clientele. The scene is a blend of intergalactic wonder and earthly delight, as the demand for both UFO sightings and petroleum consumption surges in tandem. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars', depicting a vibrant Kansas City with a skyline aglow from UFO sightings. The UFOs, shaped like classic sci-fi saucers or strange, exotic spacecraft, hover over the city, their radiant beams casting an otherworldly light onto the bustling streets below. The city streets are alive with movement as delivery trucks, reminiscent of futuristic vehicles, zoom through the neon-lit thoroughfares, carrying stacks of sizzling barbecue ribs and brisket. The UFOs are depicted in a sleek, fantastical style, and the scene is rich with colors and dramatic shadows, conveying the harmonious coexistence of intergalactic wonder and earthly delight.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in UFO sightings in Missouri positively influenced Petroluem consumption in Kuwait.
AI academic paper
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Out of this World Correlations: Unveiling the Interstellar Connection Between UFO Sightings in Missouri and Petroleum Consumption in Kuwait The International Journal of Extraterrestrial Science and Geopolitical Relations Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Missouri and Petroluem consumption in Kuwait. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title a clever pun.
Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9018478 and p < 0.01 for 1980 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Out of this World Correlations: Unveiling the Interstellar Connection Between UFO Sightings in Missouri and Petroleum Consumption in Kuwait
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the seemingly far-fetched relationship between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait, exploring the possibility of extraterrestrial influence on earthly energy trends. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, our research team unveiled a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9018478 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1980 to 2021. This unexpected find sparks cosmic intrigue and invites speculation about interstellar forces at play in our earthly affairs. We delve into the statistical nuances and unearth the tantalizing possibility of an otherworldly hand in the ceaseless energy dynamics of our planet. Our findings bring a touch of cosmic whimsy to the realm of empirical inquiry, prompting us to contemplate the celestial and the terrestrial in unison.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Missouri and Petroluem consumption in Kuwait. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Out of this World Correlations: Unveiling the Interstellar Connection Between UFO Sightings in Missouri and Petroleum Consumption in Kuwait
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the seemingly far-fetched relationship between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait, exploring the possibility of extraterrestrial influence on earthly energy trends. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, our research team unveiled a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9018478 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1980 to 2021. This unexpected find sparks cosmic intrigue and invites speculation about interstellar forces at play in our earthly affairs. We delve into the statistical nuances and unearth the tantalizing possibility of an otherworldly hand in the ceaseless energy dynamics of our planet. Our findings bring a touch of cosmic whimsy to the realm of empirical inquiry, prompting us to contemplate the celestial and the terrestrial in unison.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The realm of scientific inquiry has long been characterized by its steadfast commitment to exploring the mysteries of the physical world. From the study of subatomic particles to the observation of distant celestial bodies, researchers have consistently sought to unravel the enigmatic threads that weave together the fabric of our universe. In this vein, we embark on an unconventional investigation that traverses the boundary between the mundane and the extraordinary, seeking to unravel the potential link between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait.
Our research is spurred by the tantalizing prospect of uncovering an otherworldly influence on the earthly activities of energy consumption. While the idea may initially seem like a flight of fancy, the pursuit of knowledge often entails embracing the unexpected and entertaining seemingly outlandish possibilities. As the astrophysicist Carl Sagan once remarked, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." With this principle in mind, we delve into the statistical intricacies and unearth correlations that may offer a glimpse into the cosmic dances of UFOs and the earthly hunger for petroleum.
As we embark on this offbeat scientific venture, we are reminded of the profound enigma that surrounds the universe. It is a place where black holes play cosmic hide-and-seek and particles waltz in uncertain quantum realms. In this cosmic cacophony, it is not entirely unfathomable that UFO sightings and petroleum consumption could be entangled in a cosmic tango of energy exchange.
This study not only seeks to expand the frontiers of empirical research but also to inject a touch of cosmic whimsy into the meticulous world of statistical analysis. As we embark on this voyage, we invite the reader to join us in a playful exploration of the interplay between the celestial and the terrestrial, where the uncharted reaches of space may brush against the familiar landscapes of energy consumption. Let us venture forth, armed with data and humor, to unravel the interstellar connection between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Missouri and Petroluem consumption in Kuwait. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Out of this World Correlations: Unveiling the Interstellar Connection Between UFO Sightings in Missouri and Petroleum Consumption in Kuwait
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the seemingly far-fetched relationship between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait, exploring the possibility of extraterrestrial influence on earthly energy trends. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, our research team unveiled a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9018478 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1980 to 2021. This unexpected find sparks cosmic intrigue and invites speculation about interstellar forces at play in our earthly affairs. We delve into the statistical nuances and unearth the tantalizing possibility of an otherworldly hand in the ceaseless energy dynamics of our planet. Our findings bring a touch of cosmic whimsy to the realm of empirical inquiry, prompting us to contemplate the celestial and the terrestrial in unison.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The realm of scientific inquiry has long been characterized by its steadfast commitment to exploring the mysteries of the physical world. From the study of subatomic particles to the observation of distant celestial bodies, researchers have consistently sought to unravel the enigmatic threads that weave together the fabric of our universe. In this vein, we embark on an unconventional investigation that traverses the boundary between the mundane and the extraordinary, seeking to unravel the potential link between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait.
Our research is spurred by the tantalizing prospect of uncovering an otherworldly influence on the earthly activities of energy consumption. While the idea may initially seem like a flight of fancy, the pursuit of knowledge often entails embracing the unexpected and entertaining seemingly outlandish possibilities. As the astrophysicist Carl Sagan once remarked, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." With this principle in mind, we delve into the statistical intricacies and unearth correlations that may offer a glimpse into the cosmic dances of UFOs and the earthly hunger for petroleum.
As we embark on this offbeat scientific venture, we are reminded of the profound enigma that surrounds the universe. It is a place where black holes play cosmic hide-and-seek and particles waltz in uncertain quantum realms. In this cosmic cacophony, it is not entirely unfathomable that UFO sightings and petroleum consumption could be entangled in a cosmic tango of energy exchange.
This study not only seeks to expand the frontiers of empirical research but also to inject a touch of cosmic whimsy into the meticulous world of statistical analysis. As we embark on this voyage, we invite the reader to join us in a playful exploration of the interplay between the celestial and the terrestrial, where the uncharted reaches of space may brush against the familiar landscapes of energy consumption. Let us venture forth, armed with data and humor, to unravel the interstellar connection between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature related to UFO sightings and petroleum consumption spans a wide range of scholarly and speculative works. In "Unveiling the Extraterrestrial: A Statistical Analysis of UFO Sightings in the United States," Smith et al. delve into the patterns of UFO sightings across various states and their potential correlations with earthly phenomena. The study offers valuable insights into the geographic distribution of UFO encounters and their intriguing links to terrestrial events.
On the other hand, Doe and Jones in "The Energy Dilemma: Exploring Global Petroleum Consumption" analyze the complex dynamics of petroleum usage worldwide, shedding light on the economic, political, and environmental dimensions of energy consumption. Their work provides a comprehensive overview of the factors influencing petroleum demand, drawing attention to the intricate web of global energy trends.
Transitioning from non-fiction to speculative literature, "UFOs: From Myth to Reality" by Xander Mackenzie presents a captivating exploration of purported UFO sightings and encounters. While the book falls outside the realm of academic rigor, it serves as a testament to the enduring fascination with extraterrestrial phenomena and their potential impact on human affairs.
In a similar vein, "The Petroleum Paradox: A Tale of Cosmic Coincidences" by Stella Starlight immerses readers in a whimsical narrative that intertwines the earthly quest for petroleum with the enigmatic presence of interstellar visitors. Although labeled as fiction, the book carries an air of mystery and cosmic intrigue, beckoning readers to contemplate the improbable intersections of earthly resources and extraterrestrial influences.
Going a step further into uncharted territory, the authors wryly acknowledge that their literature review incorporates an eclectic blend of sources, including the surreptitious perusal of shampoo bottle labels, a subversively humorous undertaking that - while not grounded in academic rigor - contributes an invaluable layer of levity to the rigorous pursuit of knowledge. This unconventional approach reflects the researchers' commitment to embracing the unexpected and infusing the scholarly discourse with a dash of cosmic whimsy.
As we navigate this cosmic labyrinth of literature, it becomes apparent that the interplay between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait elicits a colorful array of perspectives, from the empirically driven to the fantastically speculative. The fusion of scholarly analysis and imaginative ponderings invites us to embrace the intersection of the extraordinary and the mundane, ultimately amplifying the allure of our investigation into the enigmatic connection between earthly energy trends and celestial phenomena.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Missouri and Petroluem consumption in Kuwait. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 1980 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Out of this World Correlations: Unveiling the Interstellar Connection Between UFO Sightings in Missouri and Petroleum Consumption in Kuwait
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the seemingly far-fetched relationship between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait, exploring the possibility of extraterrestrial influence on earthly energy trends. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, our research team unveiled a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9018478 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1980 to 2021. This unexpected find sparks cosmic intrigue and invites speculation about interstellar forces at play in our earthly affairs. We delve into the statistical nuances and unearth the tantalizing possibility of an otherworldly hand in the ceaseless energy dynamics of our planet. Our findings bring a touch of cosmic whimsy to the realm of empirical inquiry, prompting us to contemplate the celestial and the terrestrial in unison.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The realm of scientific inquiry has long been characterized by its steadfast commitment to exploring the mysteries of the physical world. From the study of subatomic particles to the observation of distant celestial bodies, researchers have consistently sought to unravel the enigmatic threads that weave together the fabric of our universe. In this vein, we embark on an unconventional investigation that traverses the boundary between the mundane and the extraordinary, seeking to unravel the potential link between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait.
Our research is spurred by the tantalizing prospect of uncovering an otherworldly influence on the earthly activities of energy consumption. While the idea may initially seem like a flight of fancy, the pursuit of knowledge often entails embracing the unexpected and entertaining seemingly outlandish possibilities. As the astrophysicist Carl Sagan once remarked, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." With this principle in mind, we delve into the statistical intricacies and unearth correlations that may offer a glimpse into the cosmic dances of UFOs and the earthly hunger for petroleum.
As we embark on this offbeat scientific venture, we are reminded of the profound enigma that surrounds the universe. It is a place where black holes play cosmic hide-and-seek and particles waltz in uncertain quantum realms. In this cosmic cacophony, it is not entirely unfathomable that UFO sightings and petroleum consumption could be entangled in a cosmic tango of energy exchange.
This study not only seeks to expand the frontiers of empirical research but also to inject a touch of cosmic whimsy into the meticulous world of statistical analysis. As we embark on this voyage, we invite the reader to join us in a playful exploration of the interplay between the celestial and the terrestrial, where the uncharted reaches of space may brush against the familiar landscapes of energy consumption. Let us venture forth, armed with data and humor, to unravel the interstellar connection between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To unveil the enigmatic connections between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait, our research team embarked on a methodological journey that balanced scientific rigor with a sprinkle of cosmic curiosity. Our approach involved a multifaceted data collection process that spanned the temporal expanse from 1980 to 2021, with a keen eye on extracting both terrestrial and interstellar signals from the datasets.
Firstly, data on UFO sightings in Missouri was procured from the National UFO Reporting Center, where reports of extraterrestrial encounters were cataloged with a mix of awe and skepticism. The sheer diversity of these sightings, ranging from luminous orbs to elusive saucer-shaped objects, provided a colorful tapestry of intergalactic anecdotes. Nonetheless, our team exercised prudence in filtering the dataset, ensuring that only verifiable and corroborated sightings were included to maintain scientific integrity and avoid succumbing to a 'close encounter of the dubious kind.'
Meanwhile, the Energy Information Administration supplied us with a trove of information on petroleum consumption in Kuwait, chronicling the ebb and flow of earthly energy needs. This data, a testament to humanity's unyielding thirst for fuel, offered a juxtaposition to the ethereal nature of UFO sightings, grounding our study in the earthly elements that juxtapose against the cosmic.
In aligning these disparate datasets, we employed statistical methods ranging from correlation analysis to time-series modeling, deconstructing the intricacies of cosmic whimsy with the analytical precision of earthly mathematics. Through a series of convoluted statistical dances and precise calculations, we unearthed a correlation coefficient that defied our initial expectations and tickled our scientific fancy.
To untangle the interstellar web of relationships, we also conducted sensitivity analyses and cross-validation techniques, akin to seeking constellations in a vast cosmic canvas. This thorough examination allowed us to ascertain the robustness of our findings, deflecting skepticism with a shield of statistical robustness.
In our quest for cosmic coherence, we also ventured into the realms of multivariate regression models, seeking to disentangle the web of causal arrows that danced between UFO sightings and petroleum consumption. Much like unruly asteroids deflected by gravitational forces, the coefficients of our models offered insights into the cosmic dynamics that potentially influenced earthly energy trends.
However, we must acknowledge the limitations of our methodology. The nature of UFO sightings invokes a subtle blend of doubt and wonder, echoing the quixotic tease of Schrödinger's cat – both present and absent until observed. Moreover, the complex geopolitics of petroleum consumption present a medley of intricacies, each carrying the weight of human enterprise and environmental aspirations.
Yet, armed with an unyielding commitment to empirical inquiry and a sprinkle of cosmic humor, our methodology aimed to balance the rigors of scientific inquiry with a sense of cosmic whimsy, proving that even in the serious pursuit of knowledge, a touch of playfulness can evoke a cosmic symphony of discovery.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Missouri and Petroluem consumption in Kuwait. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Energy Information Administration .
For the time period 1980 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9018478, r-squared of 0.8133295, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Out of this World Correlations: Unveiling the Interstellar Connection Between UFO Sightings in Missouri and Petroleum Consumption in Kuwait
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the seemingly far-fetched relationship between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait, exploring the possibility of extraterrestrial influence on earthly energy trends. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, our research team unveiled a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9018478 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1980 to 2021. This unexpected find sparks cosmic intrigue and invites speculation about interstellar forces at play in our earthly affairs. We delve into the statistical nuances and unearth the tantalizing possibility of an otherworldly hand in the ceaseless energy dynamics of our planet. Our findings bring a touch of cosmic whimsy to the realm of empirical inquiry, prompting us to contemplate the celestial and the terrestrial in unison.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The realm of scientific inquiry has long been characterized by its steadfast commitment to exploring the mysteries of the physical world. From the study of subatomic particles to the observation of distant celestial bodies, researchers have consistently sought to unravel the enigmatic threads that weave together the fabric of our universe. In this vein, we embark on an unconventional investigation that traverses the boundary between the mundane and the extraordinary, seeking to unravel the potential link between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait.
Our research is spurred by the tantalizing prospect of uncovering an otherworldly influence on the earthly activities of energy consumption. While the idea may initially seem like a flight of fancy, the pursuit of knowledge often entails embracing the unexpected and entertaining seemingly outlandish possibilities. As the astrophysicist Carl Sagan once remarked, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." With this principle in mind, we delve into the statistical intricacies and unearth correlations that may offer a glimpse into the cosmic dances of UFOs and the earthly hunger for petroleum.
As we embark on this offbeat scientific venture, we are reminded of the profound enigma that surrounds the universe. It is a place where black holes play cosmic hide-and-seek and particles waltz in uncertain quantum realms. In this cosmic cacophony, it is not entirely unfathomable that UFO sightings and petroleum consumption could be entangled in a cosmic tango of energy exchange.
This study not only seeks to expand the frontiers of empirical research but also to inject a touch of cosmic whimsy into the meticulous world of statistical analysis. As we embark on this voyage, we invite the reader to join us in a playful exploration of the interplay between the celestial and the terrestrial, where the uncharted reaches of space may brush against the familiar landscapes of energy consumption. Let us venture forth, armed with data and humor, to unravel the interstellar connection between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
Our research endeavors have culminated in the unveiling of a striking correlation between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait. For the investigated time period from 1980 to 2021, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9018478, signifying a robust linear relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The r-squared value of 0.8133295 further highlights the strength of this association, corroborating the substantial influence of one variable on the other. Remarkably, the p-value fell below the conventional threshold of 0.01, reinforcing the statistical significance of our findings and offering a cosmic pinch of intrigue to the realm of empirical investigation.
Figure 1 displays the enthralling scatterplot that captures the essence of this unearthed correlation. The figure illustrates the cosmic dance of data points, where UFO sightings and petroleum consumption intertwine in a celestial tango that defies conventional scientific expectations. Through this visual representation, the unexpected harmony between these variables comes to light, inviting contemplation of the cosmic orchestra at play in our earthly energy dynamics.
Our tantalizing findings not only shed light on the unexplored interstellar connections in our planetary activities but also inspire a whimsical enchantment in the empirical realm. As we unravel the statistical nuances that intertwine with cosmic curiosities, we are reminded of the profound mystery that pervades the universe, where the improbable dances hand in hand with the empirical. In the words of Albert Einstein, "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science." As we revel in the enigmatic beauty of our results, we are beckoned to contemplate the cosmic and the earthly in unison, embracing the mysteries that beckon us from the far reaches of the universe.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Missouri and Petroluem consumption in Kuwait. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Out of this World Correlations: Unveiling the Interstellar Connection Between UFO Sightings in Missouri and Petroleum Consumption in Kuwait
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the seemingly far-fetched relationship between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait, exploring the possibility of extraterrestrial influence on earthly energy trends. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, our research team unveiled a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9018478 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1980 to 2021. This unexpected find sparks cosmic intrigue and invites speculation about interstellar forces at play in our earthly affairs. We delve into the statistical nuances and unearth the tantalizing possibility of an otherworldly hand in the ceaseless energy dynamics of our planet. Our findings bring a touch of cosmic whimsy to the realm of empirical inquiry, prompting us to contemplate the celestial and the terrestrial in unison.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature related to UFO sightings and petroleum consumption spans a wide range of scholarly and speculative works. In "Unveiling the Extraterrestrial: A Statistical Analysis of UFO Sightings in the United States," Smith et al. delve into the patterns of UFO sightings across various states and their potential correlations with earthly phenomena. The study offers valuable insights into the geographic distribution of UFO encounters and their intriguing links to terrestrial events.
On the other hand, Doe and Jones in "The Energy Dilemma: Exploring Global Petroleum Consumption" analyze the complex dynamics of petroleum usage worldwide, shedding light on the economic, political, and environmental dimensions of energy consumption. Their work provides a comprehensive overview of the factors influencing petroleum demand, drawing attention to the intricate web of global energy trends.
Transitioning from non-fiction to speculative literature, "UFOs: From Myth to Reality" by Xander Mackenzie presents a captivating exploration of purported UFO sightings and encounters. While the book falls outside the realm of academic rigor, it serves as a testament to the enduring fascination with extraterrestrial phenomena and their potential impact on human affairs.
In a similar vein, "The Petroleum Paradox: A Tale of Cosmic Coincidences" by Stella Starlight immerses readers in a whimsical narrative that intertwines the earthly quest for petroleum with the enigmatic presence of interstellar visitors. Although labeled as fiction, the book carries an air of mystery and cosmic intrigue, beckoning readers to contemplate the improbable intersections of earthly resources and extraterrestrial influences.
Going a step further into uncharted territory, the authors wryly acknowledge that their literature review incorporates an eclectic blend of sources, including the surreptitious perusal of shampoo bottle labels, a subversively humorous undertaking that - while not grounded in academic rigor - contributes an invaluable layer of levity to the rigorous pursuit of knowledge. This unconventional approach reflects the researchers' commitment to embracing the unexpected and infusing the scholarly discourse with a dash of cosmic whimsy.
As we navigate this cosmic labyrinth of literature, it becomes apparent that the interplay between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait elicits a colorful array of perspectives, from the empirically driven to the fantastically speculative. The fusion of scholarly analysis and imaginative ponderings invites us to embrace the intersection of the extraordinary and the mundane, ultimately amplifying the allure of our investigation into the enigmatic connection between earthly energy trends and celestial phenomena.
[[RESULTS]]
Our research endeavors have culminated in the unveiling of a striking correlation between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait. For the investigated time period from 1980 to 2021, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9018478, signifying a robust linear relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The r-squared value of 0.8133295 further highlights the strength of this association, corroborating the substantial influence of one variable on the other. Remarkably, the p-value fell below the conventional threshold of 0.01, reinforcing the statistical significance of our findings and offering a cosmic pinch of intrigue to the realm of empirical investigation.
Figure 1 displays the enthralling scatterplot that captures the essence of this unearthed correlation. The figure illustrates the cosmic dance of data points, where UFO sightings and petroleum consumption intertwine in a celestial tango that defies conventional scientific expectations. Through this visual representation, the unexpected harmony between these variables comes to light, inviting contemplation of the cosmic orchestra at play in our earthly energy dynamics.
Our tantalizing findings not only shed light on the unexplored interstellar connections in our planetary activities but also inspire a whimsical enchantment in the empirical realm. As we unravel the statistical nuances that intertwine with cosmic curiosities, we are reminded of the profound mystery that pervades the universe, where the improbable dances hand in hand with the empirical. In the words of Albert Einstein, "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science." As we revel in the enigmatic beauty of our results, we are beckoned to contemplate the cosmic and the earthly in unison, embracing the mysteries that beckon us from the far reaches of the universe.
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Your response should start like this:
[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
Our findings have unraveled a tantalizing connection between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait, aligning with and amplifying the speculative ponderings and scholarly investigations that have preceded our own. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9018478 solidifies the unexpected cosmic tango between these variables. It seems that these over-the-top correlations between extraterrestrial phenomena and earthly affairs were not just the stuff of Xander Mackenzie's speculative literature or Stella Starlight's whimsical tales. The cosmic mysteries that have tantalized the minds of both scholars and fiction writers seem to have manifested in our empirical data.
It is worth noting that our research has added a sprinkle of cosmic whimsy to the scientific discourse, inadvertently paying tribute to the surreptitious perusal of shampoo bottle labels, the unconventional endeavor mentioned in the literature review. While our approach may not have been as incongruously humorous, it has, without a doubt, introduced a lighthearted cosmic allure to the otherwise rigorous pursuit of knowledge. The improbable intersection of earthly energy trends and celestial phenomena has invoked reflective awe, echoing Einstein's sentiments that the mysterious is the source of all true science. Our findings tantalize us with the promise of unlocking cosmic secrets, infusing our empirical investigation with a dash of otherworldly intrigue.
The statistical robustness of our results reinforces the substantial influence of UFO sightings in Missouri on petroleum consumption in Kuwait, hinting at an otherworldly hand in the ceaseless energy dynamics of our planet. This unearthed correlation challenges conventional scientific expectations and invites us to contemplate the cosmic orchestra at play in our earthly affairs. As we waltz through the cosmic dance of data points in Figure 1, we are reminded of the whimsical enchantment that permeates the empirical realm, urging us to embrace the mysteries that beckon us from the far reaches of the universe.
In conclusion, our investigation has laid bare a compelling association between the celestial and the terrestrial. It is a reminder that sometimes, the most improbable cosmic connections warrant empirical inquiry, and that sometimes, reality can be more out of this world than fiction. Our findings call for further exploration of the interstellar influences that may shape our earthly activities, ushering in a new era of cosmic curiosity within the scientific community.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Missouri and Petroluem consumption in Kuwait. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Out of this World Correlations: Unveiling the Interstellar Connection Between UFO Sightings in Missouri and Petroleum Consumption in Kuwait
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the seemingly far-fetched relationship between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait, exploring the possibility of extraterrestrial influence on earthly energy trends. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, our research team unveiled a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9018478 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1980 to 2021. This unexpected find sparks cosmic intrigue and invites speculation about interstellar forces at play in our earthly affairs. We delve into the statistical nuances and unearth the tantalizing possibility of an otherworldly hand in the ceaseless energy dynamics of our planet. Our findings bring a touch of cosmic whimsy to the realm of empirical inquiry, prompting us to contemplate the celestial and the terrestrial in unison.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The realm of scientific inquiry has long been characterized by its steadfast commitment to exploring the mysteries of the physical world. From the study of subatomic particles to the observation of distant celestial bodies, researchers have consistently sought to unravel the enigmatic threads that weave together the fabric of our universe. In this vein, we embark on an unconventional investigation that traverses the boundary between the mundane and the extraordinary, seeking to unravel the potential link between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait.
Our research is spurred by the tantalizing prospect of uncovering an otherworldly influence on the earthly activities of energy consumption. While the idea may initially seem like a flight of fancy, the pursuit of knowledge often entails embracing the unexpected and entertaining seemingly outlandish possibilities. As the astrophysicist Carl Sagan once remarked, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." With this principle in mind, we delve into the statistical intricacies and unearth correlations that may offer a glimpse into the cosmic dances of UFOs and the earthly hunger for petroleum.
As we embark on this offbeat scientific venture, we are reminded of the profound enigma that surrounds the universe. It is a place where black holes play cosmic hide-and-seek and particles waltz in uncertain quantum realms. In this cosmic cacophony, it is not entirely unfathomable that UFO sightings and petroleum consumption could be entangled in a cosmic tango of energy exchange.
This study not only seeks to expand the frontiers of empirical research but also to inject a touch of cosmic whimsy into the meticulous world of statistical analysis. As we embark on this voyage, we invite the reader to join us in a playful exploration of the interplay between the celestial and the terrestrial, where the uncharted reaches of space may brush against the familiar landscapes of energy consumption. Let us venture forth, armed with data and humor, to unravel the interstellar connection between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait.
[[RESULTS]]
Our research endeavors have culminated in the unveiling of a striking correlation between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait. For the investigated time period from 1980 to 2021, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9018478, signifying a robust linear relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The r-squared value of 0.8133295 further highlights the strength of this association, corroborating the substantial influence of one variable on the other. Remarkably, the p-value fell below the conventional threshold of 0.01, reinforcing the statistical significance of our findings and offering a cosmic pinch of intrigue to the realm of empirical investigation.
Figure 1 displays the enthralling scatterplot that captures the essence of this unearthed correlation. The figure illustrates the cosmic dance of data points, where UFO sightings and petroleum consumption intertwine in a celestial tango that defies conventional scientific expectations. Through this visual representation, the unexpected harmony between these variables comes to light, inviting contemplation of the cosmic orchestra at play in our earthly energy dynamics.
Our tantalizing findings not only shed light on the unexplored interstellar connections in our planetary activities but also inspire a whimsical enchantment in the empirical realm. As we unravel the statistical nuances that intertwine with cosmic curiosities, we are reminded of the profound mystery that pervades the universe, where the improbable dances hand in hand with the empirical. In the words of Albert Einstein, "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science." As we revel in the enigmatic beauty of our results, we are beckoned to contemplate the cosmic and the earthly in unison, embracing the mysteries that beckon us from the far reaches of the universe.
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
Our findings, though seemingly out of this world, have brought forth a correlation between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait that is statistically robust and, dare we say, cosmically fascinating. The correlation coefficient of 0.9018478 and the p-value lower than 0.01 not only raise eyebrows but also hint at the potential interstellar influence on earthly energy trends. The scatterplot, akin to a celestial tango, visually encapsulates this connection, leaving us marveling at the cosmic wit woven into empirical data.
While our research may have ventured into the realms of cosmic whimsy, it is evident that the statistical nuances intertwine with cosmic curiosities, perpetuating the mystery that perpetuates the enchanting beauty of our results. As we revel in the enigmatic beauty of our findings, we cannot help but acknowledge the hand of empirical whimsy at play in our research, recognizing that the incomprehensible dances hand in hand with the empirical.
As much as we've enjoyed this cosmic expedition, it seems prudent to leave the interstellar breadcrumbs where they are. It appears that further research in this area may risk plunging us into a statistical black hole of absurdity. With that in mind, we assert that no additional investigation into the connection between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait is warranted. Let this peculiar correlation remain an enigmatic oddity, a cosmic joke, if you will, in the annals of empirical inquiry.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Out of this World Correlations: Unveiling the Interstellar Connection Between UFO Sightings in Missouri and Petroleum Consumption in Kuwait. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The International Journal of Extraterrestrial Science and Geopolitical Relations
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Out of this World Correlations: Unveiling the Interstellar Connection Between UFO Sightings in Missouri and Petroleum Consumption in Kuwait. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
Society for Extraterrestrial Studies and Global Energy Dynamics (SESGED)
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Out of this World Correlations: Unveiling the Interstellar Connection Between UFO Sightings in Missouri and Petroleum Consumption in Kuwait with an abstract of In this study, we investigate the seemingly far-fetched relationship between UFO sightings in Missouri and petroleum consumption in Kuwait, exploring the possibility of extraterrestrial influence on earthly energy trends. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Energy Information Administration, our research team unveiled a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9018478 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1980 to 2021. This unexpected find sparks cosmic intrigue and invites speculation about interstellar forces at play in our earthly affairs. We delve into the statistical nuances and unearth the tantalizing possibility of an otherworldly hand in the ceaseless energy dynamics of our planet. Our findings bring a touch of cosmic whimsy to the realm of empirical inquiry, prompting us to contemplate the celestial and the terrestrial in unison.
ChatGPT:
UFO sightings Missouri, petroleum consumption Kuwait, interstellar connection, extraterrestrial influence, National UFO Reporting Center, Energy Information Administration, correlation coefficient, p-value, statistical analysis, cosmic intrigue, interstellar forces, earthly affairs, energy dynamics, otherworldly influence, celestial and terrestrial integration
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Data details
UFO sightings in MissouriDetailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Missouri
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Missouri
Petroluem consumption in Kuwait
Detailed data title: Volume of petroluem consumption consumed in Kuwait in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Petroluem consumption in Kuwait
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.8133295 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 81.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Petroluem consumption in Kuwait) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Missouri) over the 42 years from 1980 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.6E-16. 0.0000000000000003649487109547
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.9 in 3.6E-14% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,740,111,062,138,063 random variables You don't actually need 2 quadrillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 41 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 41 because we have two variables measured over a period of 42 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.82, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
| 1980 | 1981 | 1982 | 1983 | 1984 | 1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
| UFO sightings in Missouri (UFO sightings) | 8 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 7 | 6 | 3 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 11 | 9 | 12 | 54 | 35 | 76 | 54 | 65 | 51 | 59 | 77 | 71 | 70 | 107 | 102 | 85 | 116 | 137 | 169 | 106 | 137 | 96 | 106 | 108 | 54 | 113 | 89 | 24 |
| Petroluem consumption in Kuwait (Million Barrels/Day) | 106 | 116 | 118 | 123 | 120 | 121 | 118.4 | 114.3 | 120.8 | 124.2 | 85.2 | 94.8 | 120.5 | 130.5 | 165.9 | 172.8 | 188.8 | 212.8 | 238.4 | 285.7 | 218.07 | 245.29 | 276.303 | 291.149 | 297.715 | 332.144 | 325.121 | 366.255 | 395.791 | 523.009 | 476.055 | 456.636 | 463.6 | 480.446 | 451 | 451 | 437 | 416.114 | 424.002 | 342.014 | 286.188 | 345.864 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([8,6,4,4,7,6,3,9,8,8,3,5,4,4,11,9,12,54,35,76,54,65,51,59,77,71,70,107,102,85,116,137,169,106,137,96,106,108,54,113,89,24,])
array_2 = np.array([106,116,118,123,120,121,118.4,114.3,120.8,124.2,85.2,94.8,120.5,130.5,165.9,172.8,188.8,212.8,238.4,285.7,218.07,245.29,276.303,291.149,297.715,332.144,325.121,366.255,395.791,523.009,476.055,456.636,463.6,480.446,451,451,437,416.114,424.002,342.014,286.188,345.864,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Missouri"
array_2_name = "Petroluem consumption in Kuwait"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
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You're the correlation whisperer we needed!
Correlation ID: 3801 · Black Variable ID: 1162 · Red Variable ID: 24603
