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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Milk consumption and the second variable is Burglaries in Wisconsin.  The chart goes from 1990 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As people consumed less milk, their bones became weaker, making it harder for them to break into homes, thus leading to a decrease in burglaries in Wisconsin. Remember, strong bones are udderly important for a wholesome life, but perhaps not for a life of crime!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s, depicting a small town in Wisconsin. In the foreground, show a local dairy farm's milk delivery truck driving away, with fewer full milk bottles visible. Nearby, depict a group of burglars passing by a cheese shop, ignoring the tempting smell of dairy. Instead, have them headed towards a hidden alley, where they exchange a bag of stolen goods for a mysterious package. Keep the visual depiction simple without any words or speech bubbles. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Milk consumption and Burglaries in Wisconsin. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Symbolism Hyper-realistic inspired by bauhaus Woodblock painting A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s
ChatGPT: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Milk consumption and Burglaries in Wisconsin, in the following situation: Because as milk consumption decreased, people's lactose intolerance increased, leading to less cheese consumption. With fewer people cutting the cheese, burglars were less attracted to the smell of dairy and instead sought out other cheesy goods, like those on the black market. It's a real curd mystery!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a small town in Wisconsin, the local dairy farm's milk delivery truck drove away with fewer full milk bottles up the driveway, as fewer people consumed milk. Nearby, a group of burglars were seen passing by a cheese shop, ignoring the tempting smell of dairy, and instead headed towards a hidden alley where they exchanged a bag of stolen goods for a mysterious package.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s ] and depicting this scene: In a small town in Wisconsin, the local dairy farm's milk delivery truck drove away with fewer full milk bottles up the driveway, as fewer people consumed milk. Nearby, a group of burglars were seen passing by a cheese shop, ignoring the tempting smell of dairy, and instead headed towards a hidden alley where they exchanged a bag of stolen goods for a mysterious package. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s, depicting a small town in Wisconsin. In the foreground, show a local dairy farm's milk delivery truck driving away, with fewer full milk bottles visible. Nearby, depict a group of burglars passing by a cheese shop, ignoring the tempting smell of dairy. Instead, have them headed towards a hidden alley, where they exchange a bag of stolen goods for a mysterious package. Keep the visual depiction simple without any words or speech bubbles.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Milk consumption caused Burglaries in Wisconsin to decrease.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Mysterious Milk: Mapping the Milk-Burglary Nexus in Wisconsin

The Dairy Detective Quarterly

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Burglaries in Wisconsin. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9623988 and p < 0.01 for 1990 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Mysterious Milk: Mapping the Milk-Burglary Nexus in Wisconsin

[[ABSTRACT]]
The enigmatic relationship between the consumption of milk and the incidence of burglaries in Wisconsin has long puzzled researchers and dairy enthusiasts alike. In this study, we untangle the perplexing connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena in the land of cheese and dairy. Leveraging data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning over three decades, we reveal a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9623988 (p < 0.01) for the years 1990 to 2021. Our findings not only shed light on this curious correlation, but also provoke a lactose-laden laughter and stimulate a udderly intriguing discourse on the unexpected dynamics at play. Join us in our quest to uncover the bovine burglary bond and mull over the udderly astonishing correlations in the dairy-laden state of Wisconsin!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Burglaries in Wisconsin. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Mysterious Milk: Mapping the Milk-Burglary Nexus in Wisconsin

[[ABSTRACT]]
The enigmatic relationship between the consumption of milk and the incidence of burglaries in Wisconsin has long puzzled researchers and dairy enthusiasts alike. In this study, we untangle the perplexing connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena in the land of cheese and dairy. Leveraging data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning over three decades, we reveal a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9623988 (p < 0.01) for the years 1990 to 2021. Our findings not only shed light on this curious correlation, but also provoke a lactose-laden laughter and stimulate a udderly intriguing discourse on the unexpected dynamics at play. Join us in our quest to uncover the bovine burglary bond and mull over the udderly astonishing correlations in the dairy-laden state of Wisconsin!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
**[[INTRODUCTION]]**

The dairy state of Wisconsin has long been known for its cheese, beer, and, of course, copious amounts of milk. But what if there was more to the state's dairy obsession than meets the eye? What if there was a mysterious connection between milk consumption and the incidence of burglaries? In this paper, we embark on a journey to unravel the perplexing conundrum of the Milk-Burglary Nexus in the cheese-laden land of Wisconsin.

While the idea of milk and burglaries may seem utterly unrelated, the presence of a compelling statistical relationship cannot be dismissed. The goal of this study is to provide a thorough examination of this intriguing association and to explore the potential mechanisms underlying such a curious connection.

Embedded within the heart of the dairy industry, Wisconsin stands as an ideal setting in which to investigate the enigmatic interplay between milk and burglaries. Our analysis leverages robust data obtained from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, spanning a substantial temporal arc from 1990 to 2021. Through meticulous statistical scrutiny, we aim to demystify the correlation and elicit more than just a mere anecdotal "udder" chuckle.

As we delve into this dairy-scented mystery, we invite the scientific community to join us in this peculiar endeavor. Time and again, research has led us to unexpected discoveries, and it is our hope that this study will foster dialogue and, perhaps, leave readers in a state of "moo-rination" over the unforeseen interplay of bovine elixir and criminal activity in the heart of America's Dairyland. So, without further ado, let us venture forth and milk this topic for all it's worth!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Burglaries in Wisconsin. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Mysterious Milk: Mapping the Milk-Burglary Nexus in Wisconsin

[[ABSTRACT]]
The enigmatic relationship between the consumption of milk and the incidence of burglaries in Wisconsin has long puzzled researchers and dairy enthusiasts alike. In this study, we untangle the perplexing connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena in the land of cheese and dairy. Leveraging data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning over three decades, we reveal a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9623988 (p < 0.01) for the years 1990 to 2021. Our findings not only shed light on this curious correlation, but also provoke a lactose-laden laughter and stimulate a udderly intriguing discourse on the unexpected dynamics at play. Join us in our quest to uncover the bovine burglary bond and mull over the udderly astonishing correlations in the dairy-laden state of Wisconsin!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The dairy state of Wisconsin has long been known for its cheese, beer, and, of course, copious amounts of milk. But what if there was more to the state's dairy obsession than meets the eye? What if there was a mysterious connection between milk consumption and the incidence of burglaries? In this paper, we embark on a journey to unravel the perplexing conundrum of the Milk-Burglary Nexus in the cheese-laden land of Wisconsin.
While the idea of milk and burglaries may seem utterly unrelated, the presence of a compelling statistical relationship cannot be dismissed. The goal of this study is to provide a thorough examination of this intriguing association and to explore the potential mechanisms underlying such a curious connection.
Embedded within the heart of the dairy industry, Wisconsin stands as an ideal setting in which to investigate the enigmatic interplay between milk and burglaries. Our analysis leverages robust data obtained from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, spanning a substantial temporal arc from 1990 to 2021. Through meticulous statistical scrutiny, we aim to demystify the correlation and elicit more than just a mere anecdotal "udder" chuckle.
As we delve into this dairy-scented mystery, we invite the scientific community to join us in this peculiar endeavor. Time and again, research has led us to unexpected discoveries, and it is our hope that this study will foster dialogue and, perhaps, leave readers in a state of "moo-rination" over the unforeseen interplay of bovine elixir and criminal activity in the heart of America's Dairyland. So, without further ado, let us venture forth and milk this topic for all it's worth!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
LITERATURE REVIEW

The relationship between milk consumption and criminal behavior, particularly burglaries, has been an area of interest for researchers in the fields of criminology, sociology, and dairy science. Smith et al. (2010) conducted a comprehensive study examining the potential links between dairy product intake and property crimes, including burglaries, in various regions across the United States. Their findings suggested a possible association between milk consumption and an increase in reported burglaries, prompting further exploration into this unconventional relationship.

Doe and Jones (2015) extended this line of inquiry by investigating dairy consumption patterns in Wisconsin and its potential impact on crime rates within the state. Their research revealed intriguing patterns, raising questions about the role of dairy products, including milk, in influencing criminal behavior, particularly in the context of burglary occurrences.

Moreover, books such as "The Big Book of Cheese" and "The History of Dairy Farming in America" have attempted to shed light on the cultural and economic significance of dairy products in Wisconsin, offering valuable insights into the pervasive influence of milk within the state. Additionally, fictional works like "The Cheese Stands Alone" and "The Milkman Murders" have depicted dairy-related themes in the context of criminal narratives, inspiring speculative discussions on the potential connections between dairy consumption and illicit activities.

In an unconventional approach to literature review, the authors also draw attention to unconventional sources of information, such as the contents of product packaging, including the back of shampoo bottles and cereal boxes. While not typical sources for scholarly inquiry, these sources have been included to provide a lighthearted perspective on the diverse avenues through which researchers have sought to uncover insights into the mysterious Milk-Burglary Nexus in Wisconsin.

As we navigate the diverse landscape of literature surrounding milk consumption and burglaries, it becomes apparent that this peculiar association has captured the imagination of both academic scholars and dairy enthusiasts alike. The interplay of milk and criminal activities elicits both intrigue and amusement, leaving readers to ponder the unexpected connections that permeate the dairy-laden state of Wisconsin. In the pursuit of untangling this enigmatic nexus, the authors invite readers to traverse the whimsical corridors of dairy-related research and embrace the unexpected humor that accompanies the investigation into the Milk-Burglary Nexus.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Burglaries in Wisconsin. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1990 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Mysterious Milk: Mapping the Milk-Burglary Nexus in Wisconsin

[[ABSTRACT]]
The enigmatic relationship between the consumption of milk and the incidence of burglaries in Wisconsin has long puzzled researchers and dairy enthusiasts alike. In this study, we untangle the perplexing connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena in the land of cheese and dairy. Leveraging data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning over three decades, we reveal a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9623988 (p < 0.01) for the years 1990 to 2021. Our findings not only shed light on this curious correlation, but also provoke a lactose-laden laughter and stimulate a udderly intriguing discourse on the unexpected dynamics at play. Join us in our quest to uncover the bovine burglary bond and mull over the udderly astonishing correlations in the dairy-laden state of Wisconsin!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The dairy state of Wisconsin has long been known for its cheese, beer, and, of course, copious amounts of milk. But what if there was more to the state's dairy obsession than meets the eye? What if there was a mysterious connection between milk consumption and the incidence of burglaries? In this paper, we embark on a journey to unravel the perplexing conundrum of the Milk-Burglary Nexus in the cheese-laden land of Wisconsin.
While the idea of milk and burglaries may seem utterly unrelated, the presence of a compelling statistical relationship cannot be dismissed. The goal of this study is to provide a thorough examination of this intriguing association and to explore the potential mechanisms underlying such a curious connection.
Embedded within the heart of the dairy industry, Wisconsin stands as an ideal setting in which to investigate the enigmatic interplay between milk and burglaries. Our analysis leverages robust data obtained from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, spanning a substantial temporal arc from 1990 to 2021. Through meticulous statistical scrutiny, we aim to demystify the correlation and elicit more than just a mere anecdotal "udder" chuckle.
As we delve into this dairy-scented mystery, we invite the scientific community to join us in this peculiar endeavor. Time and again, research has led us to unexpected discoveries, and it is our hope that this study will foster dialogue and, perhaps, leave readers in a state of "moo-rination" over the unforeseen interplay of bovine elixir and criminal activity in the heart of America's Dairyland. So, without further ado, let us venture forth and milk this topic for all it's worth!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To untangle the web of mystery surrounding the Milk-Burglary Nexus in Wisconsin, our research team employed an eclectic array of data collection and analysis methods. The first step in our convoluted approach involved acquiring copious amounts of data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services. By navigating the labyrinthine corridors of government databases and dodging virtual security guards, we managed to procure an extensive dataset spanning the years 1990 to 2021. It's amazing how much you can accomplish with a well-crafted email and a charming smile, even in the world of data acquisition.

Once we had amassed this treasure trove of information, our team set about the arduous task of cleaning and preparing the data for analysis. We meticulously sifted through the digital haystack, removing any suspicious outliers and ensuring that every data point was as pure as the finest milk freshly squeezed from a contented cow. We also cross-referenced our datasets to confirm the accuracy and consistency of the information, employing a level of scrutiny usually reserved for forensic investigations or choosing the perfect cheese to complement a glass of milk.

With our data polished to a proverbial shine, we proceeded to conduct a series of statistical analyses using state-of-the-art software that was as complex and intricate as the flavor profile of aged cheddar. Our methods included (but were not limited to) regression analysis, time-series modeling, and correlation coefficients, all performed with a solemn dedication to precision that rivals a master cheesemaker crafting the perfect wheel of Gouda. We navigated through the labyrinthine world of statistical significance and p-values, ensuring our findings were as robust as a sturdy block of Wisconsin cheese.

Moreover, in a daring attempt to uncover any hidden nuances in the data, we also considered factors such as seasonal variations, demographic shifts, and economic trends that might influence both milk consumption and burglary rates. This exhaustive exploration of potential confounders was akin to peeling back the layers of an onion, uncovering the tears of insight behind the seemingly disparate elements of dairy and crime.

Additionally, recognizing the need for a multidisciplinary approach, our team sought expertise from diverse fields ranging from criminology to dairy science. We engaged in spirited debates and brainstorming sessions that rival the fervor of a cheese-tasting competition, expanding our perspectives and ensuring that our analysis was as rich and multifaceted as the state of Wisconsin itself.

In summary, our research methodology danced a delicate tango between rigor and whimsy, akin to the graceful balancing act of a cow navigating a field of fresh spring clover. Through our labyrinthine approach, we endeavored to unearth the truth behind the Milk-Burglary Nexus, embracing the unpredictable whims of statistical analysis, unearthing subtle patterns like a cow grazing in the verdant pastures of empirical truth. Now, let us proceed to unveil the intriguing results of our udderly fascinating investigation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Burglaries in Wisconsin. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 1990 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9623988, r-squared of 0.9262114, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Mysterious Milk: Mapping the Milk-Burglary Nexus in Wisconsin

[[ABSTRACT]]
The enigmatic relationship between the consumption of milk and the incidence of burglaries in Wisconsin has long puzzled researchers and dairy enthusiasts alike. In this study, we untangle the perplexing connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena in the land of cheese and dairy. Leveraging data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning over three decades, we reveal a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9623988 (p < 0.01) for the years 1990 to 2021. Our findings not only shed light on this curious correlation, but also provoke a lactose-laden laughter and stimulate a udderly intriguing discourse on the unexpected dynamics at play. Join us in our quest to uncover the bovine burglary bond and mull over the udderly astonishing correlations in the dairy-laden state of Wisconsin!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The dairy state of Wisconsin has long been known for its cheese, beer, and, of course, copious amounts of milk. But what if there was more to the state's dairy obsession than meets the eye? What if there was a mysterious connection between milk consumption and the incidence of burglaries? In this paper, we embark on a journey to unravel the perplexing conundrum of the Milk-Burglary Nexus in the cheese-laden land of Wisconsin.
While the idea of milk and burglaries may seem utterly unrelated, the presence of a compelling statistical relationship cannot be dismissed. The goal of this study is to provide a thorough examination of this intriguing association and to explore the potential mechanisms underlying such a curious connection.
Embedded within the heart of the dairy industry, Wisconsin stands as an ideal setting in which to investigate the enigmatic interplay between milk and burglaries. Our analysis leverages robust data obtained from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, spanning a substantial temporal arc from 1990 to 2021. Through meticulous statistical scrutiny, we aim to demystify the correlation and elicit more than just a mere anecdotal "udder" chuckle.
As we delve into this dairy-scented mystery, we invite the scientific community to join us in this peculiar endeavor. Time and again, research has led us to unexpected discoveries, and it is our hope that this study will foster dialogue and, perhaps, leave readers in a state of "moo-rination" over the unforeseen interplay of bovine elixir and criminal activity in the heart of America's Dairyland. So, without further ado, let us venture forth and milk this topic for all it's worth!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The correlation analysis between milk consumption and burglaries in Wisconsin unveiled a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9623988 for the time period from 1990 to 2021. The strength of this correlation was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.9262114, indicative of a compelling linear relationship between the two variables. It's safe to say that the connection between milk and burglaries in Wisconsin is not to be "udderly" ignored.

From the figure (Fig. 1), which showcases the scatterplot depicting the relationship between milk consumption and burglary rates, it is evident that the data points align with precision, forming a pattern that closely follows the linear trend. Although we have yet to discover the "moo-tive" behind this correlation, the robust statistical evidence urges us to take this phenomenon seriously, albeit with a generous sprinkle of dairy humor.

Our findings echo through the rolling hills of Wisconsin, raising questions as to whether there may be a "milk-underworld" connection feeding into this curious correlation. One might wonder if the allure of milk plays a role in emboldening burglars, perhaps "cereal"-ously compelling them to seek out dairy-rich environments. Nonetheless, while these speculations add a whimsical touch to the discussion, it remains crucial to adopt a sober approach to comprehending the mechanisms underlying this correlation.

In conclusion, the investigation into the Milk-Burglary Nexus in Wisconsin has yielded an unprecedented statistical revelation. The "whey" in which milk and burglaries intersect offers a tantalizing field for further exploration, as we navigate through the unpasteurized undercurrents of dairy-related crime in the Badger State. We invite fellow researchers to join us in milking this topic for all it's worth, to churn out new insights, and to savor the sweet and savory complexity of this unusual association.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Burglaries in Wisconsin. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Mysterious Milk: Mapping the Milk-Burglary Nexus in Wisconsin

[[ABSTRACT]]
The enigmatic relationship between the consumption of milk and the incidence of burglaries in Wisconsin has long puzzled researchers and dairy enthusiasts alike. In this study, we untangle the perplexing connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena in the land of cheese and dairy. Leveraging data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning over three decades, we reveal a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9623988 (p < 0.01) for the years 1990 to 2021. Our findings not only shed light on this curious correlation, but also provoke a lactose-laden laughter and stimulate a udderly intriguing discourse on the unexpected dynamics at play. Join us in our quest to uncover the bovine burglary bond and mull over the udderly astonishing correlations in the dairy-laden state of Wisconsin!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
LITERATURE REVIEW
The relationship between milk consumption and criminal behavior, particularly burglaries, has been an area of interest for researchers in the fields of criminology, sociology, and dairy science. Smith et al. (2010) conducted a comprehensive study examining the potential links between dairy product intake and property crimes, including burglaries, in various regions across the United States. Their findings suggested a possible association between milk consumption and an increase in reported burglaries, prompting further exploration into this unconventional relationship.
Doe and Jones (2015) extended this line of inquiry by investigating dairy consumption patterns in Wisconsin and its potential impact on crime rates within the state. Their research revealed intriguing patterns, raising questions about the role of dairy products, including milk, in influencing criminal behavior, particularly in the context of burglary occurrences.
Moreover, books such as "The Big Book of Cheese" and "The History of Dairy Farming in America" have attempted to shed light on the cultural and economic significance of dairy products in Wisconsin, offering valuable insights into the pervasive influence of milk within the state. Additionally, fictional works like "The Cheese Stands Alone" and "The Milkman Murders" have depicted dairy-related themes in the context of criminal narratives, inspiring speculative discussions on the potential connections between dairy consumption and illicit activities.
In an unconventional approach to literature review, the authors also draw attention to unconventional sources of information, such as the contents of product packaging, including the back of shampoo bottles and cereal boxes. While not typical sources for scholarly inquiry, these sources have been included to provide a lighthearted perspective on the diverse avenues through which researchers have sought to uncover insights into the mysterious Milk-Burglary Nexus in Wisconsin.
As we navigate the diverse landscape of literature surrounding milk consumption and burglaries, it becomes apparent that this peculiar association has captured the imagination of both academic scholars and dairy enthusiasts alike. The interplay of milk and criminal activities elicits both intrigue and amusement, leaving readers to ponder the unexpected connections that permeate the dairy-laden state of Wisconsin. In the pursuit of untangling this enigmatic nexus, the authors invite readers to traverse the whimsical corridors of dairy-related research and embrace the unexpected humor that accompanies the investigation into the Milk-Burglary Nexus.

[[RESULTS]]
The correlation analysis between milk consumption and burglaries in Wisconsin unveiled a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9623988 for the time period from 1990 to 2021. The strength of this correlation was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.9262114, indicative of a compelling linear relationship between the two variables. It's safe to say that the connection between milk and burglaries in Wisconsin is not to be "udderly" ignored.
From the figure (Fig. 1), which showcases the scatterplot depicting the relationship between milk consumption and burglary rates, it is evident that the data points align with precision, forming a pattern that closely follows the linear trend. Although we have yet to discover the "moo-tive" behind this correlation, the robust statistical evidence urges us to take this phenomenon seriously, albeit with a generous sprinkle of dairy humor.
Our findings echo through the rolling hills of Wisconsin, raising questions as to whether there may be a "milk-underworld" connection feeding into this curious correlation. One might wonder if the allure of milk plays a role in emboldening burglars, perhaps "cereal"-ously compelling them to seek out dairy-rich environments. Nonetheless, while these speculations add a whimsical touch to the discussion, it remains crucial to adopt a sober approach to comprehending the mechanisms underlying this correlation.
In conclusion, the investigation into the Milk-Burglary Nexus in Wisconsin has yielded an unprecedented statistical revelation. The "whey" in which milk and burglaries intersect offers a tantalizing field for further exploration, as we navigate through the unpasteurized undercurrents of dairy-related crime in the Badger State. We invite fellow researchers to join us in milking this topic for all it's worth, to churn out new insights, and to savor the sweet and savory complexity of this unusual association.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The astonishingly high correlation coefficient revealed in our study further bolsters the intriguing findings put forth in prior research. As postulated by Smith et al. (2010), the exploration of dairy product consumption and its potential impact on property crimes, including burglaries, has unfurled a curious thread of evidence. By extending this inquiry to the dairy-rich terrain of Wisconsin, our study not only corroborates but also magnifies the purported association between milk consumption and reported burglaries, as illuminated by Doe and Jones (2015). The coherence between our results and the prior research underscores the need for continued investigation into the seemingly "gouda" mysterious Milk-Burglary Nexus.

The robust statistical evidence echoes the "udderly" captivating allure of dairy products and their potential implications on criminal activities within the dairy-laden state of Wisconsin. While the "moo-tive" behind this extraordinary correlation remains shrouded in uncertainty, our findings call for an earnest examination of the mechanisms underlying this dairy-infused criminal phenomenon. With an abundance of farms and a captivating dairy culture, the state's rich, creamy landscape and its apparent correlation with burglary rates beckon for a deeper exploration into the "whey" in which milk and criminal proclivities intersect.

It is important to approach these findings with a measured outlook, appreciating the gravity of the correlation while remaining open to the multidimensional facets that color the Milk-Burglary Nexus. Our study marks a significant step in untangling the enigmatic connection between milk consumption and burglaries, urging scholars to delve further into the "milk-underworld" connection in the Badger State. As we peer into the murky depths of dairy-related crime, it is essential to maintain a balanced perspective, ensuring that our inquiries are thoroughly "pasteurized" and grounded in rigorous analysis.

The intricate interplay between milk and illicit activities in Wisconsin opens the door to a cornucopia of investigative possibilities, beckoning researchers to wander the whimsical corridors of dairy-related research with a steadfast commitment to uncovering the tantalizing secrets held within the "cheesy" intersections of milk and burglaries. As we milk this topic for all it's worth, our study inspires continued discourse and inquiry, inviting fellow researchers to "moo-ve" beyond the surface and unearth the depths of this unconventional association.


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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Burglaries in Wisconsin. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

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[[TITLE]]
Mysterious Milk: Mapping the Milk-Burglary Nexus in Wisconsin

[[ABSTRACT]]
The enigmatic relationship between the consumption of milk and the incidence of burglaries in Wisconsin has long puzzled researchers and dairy enthusiasts alike. In this study, we untangle the perplexing connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena in the land of cheese and dairy. Leveraging data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning over three decades, we reveal a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9623988 (p < 0.01) for the years 1990 to 2021. Our findings not only shed light on this curious correlation, but also provoke a lactose-laden laughter and stimulate a udderly intriguing discourse on the unexpected dynamics at play. Join us in our quest to uncover the bovine burglary bond and mull over the udderly astonishing correlations in the dairy-laden state of Wisconsin!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The dairy state of Wisconsin has long been known for its cheese, beer, and, of course, copious amounts of milk. But what if there was more to the state's dairy obsession than meets the eye? What if there was a mysterious connection between milk consumption and the incidence of burglaries? In this paper, we embark on a journey to unravel the perplexing conundrum of the Milk-Burglary Nexus in the cheese-laden land of Wisconsin.
While the idea of milk and burglaries may seem utterly unrelated, the presence of a compelling statistical relationship cannot be dismissed. The goal of this study is to provide a thorough examination of this intriguing association and to explore the potential mechanisms underlying such a curious connection.
Embedded within the heart of the dairy industry, Wisconsin stands as an ideal setting in which to investigate the enigmatic interplay between milk and burglaries. Our analysis leverages robust data obtained from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, spanning a substantial temporal arc from 1990 to 2021. Through meticulous statistical scrutiny, we aim to demystify the correlation and elicit more than just a mere anecdotal "udder" chuckle.
As we delve into this dairy-scented mystery, we invite the scientific community to join us in this peculiar endeavor. Time and again, research has led us to unexpected discoveries, and it is our hope that this study will foster dialogue and, perhaps, leave readers in a state of "moo-rination" over the unforeseen interplay of bovine elixir and criminal activity in the heart of America's Dairyland. So, without further ado, let us venture forth and milk this topic for all it's worth!

[[RESULTS]]
The correlation analysis between milk consumption and burglaries in Wisconsin unveiled a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9623988 for the time period from 1990 to 2021. The strength of this correlation was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.9262114, indicative of a compelling linear relationship between the two variables. It's safe to say that the connection between milk and burglaries in Wisconsin is not to be "udderly" ignored.
From the figure (Fig. 1), which showcases the scatterplot depicting the relationship between milk consumption and burglary rates, it is evident that the data points align with precision, forming a pattern that closely follows the linear trend. Although we have yet to discover the "moo-tive" behind this correlation, the robust statistical evidence urges us to take this phenomenon seriously, albeit with a generous sprinkle of dairy humor.
Our findings echo through the rolling hills of Wisconsin, raising questions as to whether there may be a "milk-underworld" connection feeding into this curious correlation. One might wonder if the allure of milk plays a role in emboldening burglars, perhaps "cereal"-ously compelling them to seek out dairy-rich environments. Nonetheless, while these speculations add a whimsical touch to the discussion, it remains crucial to adopt a sober approach to comprehending the mechanisms underlying this correlation.
In conclusion, the investigation into the Milk-Burglary Nexus in Wisconsin has yielded an unprecedented statistical revelation. The "whey" in which milk and burglaries intersect offers a tantalizing field for further exploration, as we navigate through the unpasteurized undercurrents of dairy-related crime in the Badger State. We invite fellow researchers to join us in milking this topic for all it's worth, to churn out new insights, and to savor the sweet and savory complexity of this unusual association.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

The bovine burglary bond uncovered in this study undeniably showcases a compelling correlation between milk consumption and burglaries in Wisconsin. As we ruminate over the statistical findings, it becomes increasingly clear that the dairy-drenched state is not only the land of cheese but also the land of curiously correlated crimes. While our investigation has left us utterly fascinated by this unexpected correlation, it is important to approach these findings with a pinch of salt - or in this case, a pinch of cheese.

As we wrap up our udderly intriguing journey into the Milk-Burglary Nexus, it is evident that the statistical udder-lying relationship between milk and burglaries cannot be brushed aside. Our findings hint at a potential unexplored dimension of dairy dynamics that could be responsible for this compelling correlation. It's important to not cry over spilled milk but to continue churning out new insights and moving the needle (or should I say "udder") forward in dairy-related crime research.

In the dairy-laden state of Wisconsin, the unexpected interplay between milk and burglaries may have implications beyond what meets the eye. The data-driven evidence we have unearthed invites further exploration, but let's not have a "cow" about it. With an unmatched correlation coefficient and r-squared value, it's safe to say that we've milked this topic for all it's worth.

In light of these findings, it is clear that no more research is needed in this area. The mysteries of the milk-burglary nexus have been milked dry, and it's time to moooove on to fresher pastures of research.


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The Dairy Detective Quarterly


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Society for Dairy-related Larceny Studies


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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Mysterious Milk: Mapping the Milk-Burglary Nexus in Wisconsin with an abstract of The enigmatic relationship between the consumption of milk and the incidence of burglaries in Wisconsin has long puzzled researchers and dairy enthusiasts alike. In this study, we untangle the perplexing connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena in the land of cheese and dairy. Leveraging data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning over three decades, we reveal a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9623988 (p < 0.01) for the years 1990 to 2021. Our findings not only shed light on this curious correlation, but also provoke a lactose-laden laughter and stimulate a udderly intriguing discourse on the unexpected dynamics at play. Join us in our quest to uncover the bovine burglary bond and mull over the udderly astonishing correlations in the dairy-laden state of Wisconsin!

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milk consumption, burglary rate, Wisconsin, correlation, USDA data, FBI data, dairy industry, cheese, dairy products, crime statistics

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Data details

Milk consumption
Detailed data title: Per capita consumption of Fluid beverage milk in the US
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with Milk consumption

Burglaries in Wisconsin
Detailed data title: The burglary rate per 100,000 residents in Wisconsin
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
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Correlation r = 0.9623988 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9262114 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 92.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Burglaries in Wisconsin) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Milk consumption) over the 32 years from 1990 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.6E-18. 0.0000000000000000015673709585
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.96 in 1.6E-16% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 638,011,055,759,905,408 random variables You don't actually need 638 quadrillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 31 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 31 because we have two variables measured over a period of 32 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.92, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Milk consumption (Pounds per person)220218215210208205205201198197196192191188185185185183181181177173169164158155153149145141141134
Burglaries in Wisconsin (Burglary rate)751.4751.6691.9663645.9613.2588.3570.7569.3488.2469.5498.1513.4484.9433.4442.3486.6497.9487.9474.2468475.8487.9424.1371.1339.8337.7303.3244.2215.8218.5178




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([220,218,215,210,208,205,205,201,198,197,196,192,191,188,185,185,185,183,181,181,177,173,169,164,158,155,153,149,145,141,141,134,])
array_2 = np.array([751.4,751.6,691.9,663,645.9,613.2,588.3,570.7,569.3,488.2,469.5,498.1,513.4,484.9,433.4,442.3,486.6,497.9,487.9,474.2,468,475.8,487.9,424.1,371.1,339.8,337.7,303.3,244.2,215.8,218.5,178,])
array_1_name = "Milk consumption"
array_2_name = "Burglaries in Wisconsin"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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