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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the second variable is GSK plc's stock price (GSK).  The chart goes from 2010 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania increased, it led to cleaner waterways. This, in turn, meant that the secret formula for GSK's latest pharmaceutical breakthrough, accidentally flushed down the toilet by a clumsy lab assistant, was less likely to be diluted. The potential for accidental super-fish and highly medicated aquatic life caused a stir of excitement among investors, leading to a surge in GSK plc's stock price. Who knew that the key to a healthy portfolio was hidden in the water treatment plants of Pennsylvania all along?

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a Discover magazine cover that features a group of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania diligently working to clean and purify water. In the background, a stock market ticker displays GSK plc's stock price steadily rising, symbolizing the company's increased profits. The operators are surrounded by the equipment and machinery used for water treatment, and the atmosphere should exude a sense of teamwork and dedication. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's stock price (GSK). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a Polaroid photo A Discovery magazine cover image Glitch art Concept art Data cyber art
ChatGPT: A Discovery magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's stock price (GSK), in the following situation: Because wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania have been so efficient, GSK plc has been able to save money on their water supply, leading to higher profits and an increase in stock price.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A group of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania is seen working diligently, efficiently cleaning and purifying water. In the background, a stock market ticker shows GSK plc's stock price steadily rising, indicating the company's increased profits.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A Discovery magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: A group of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania is seen working diligently, efficiently cleaning and purifying water. In the background, a stock market ticker shows GSK plc's stock price steadily rising, indicating the company's increased profits. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a Discover magazine cover that features a group of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania diligently working to clean and purify water. In the background, a stock market ticker displays GSK plc's stock price steadily rising, symbolizing the company's increased profits. The operators are surrounded by the equipment and machinery used for water treatment, and the atmosphere should exude a sense of teamwork and dedication.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in The number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania positively influenced GSK plc's stock price (GSK).

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Poo-lar Connection: Examining the Relationship Between Wastewater Treatment Plant Operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's Stock Price

The Journal of Irreverent Environmental Economics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's stock price (GSK). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8174592 and p < 0.01 for 2010 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Poo-lar Connection: Examining the Relationship Between Wastewater Treatment Plant Operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the fascinating yet often overlooked connection between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of pharmaceutical giant GSK plc. Our research aims to flush out any potential correlations between these seemingly unrelated variables, utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). We found a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8174592 with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the period from 2010 to 2022.

This research not only sheds light on the intricate interplay between environmental factors and financial markets but also brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "liquid assets." Our findings demonstrate that as the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania fluctuates, it can impact the stock price of GSK plc. It seems that when it comes to the market, there may indeed be some "business in the front, party in the back" dynamics at play.

Overall, our study underscores the importance of considering unconventional variables in financial analysis and encourages future researchers to dive into the depths of unexpected connections. After all, in the world of economics, it never hurts to have a sense of humor - or at least a strong stomach for puns.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's stock price (GSK). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Poo-lar Connection: Examining the Relationship Between Wastewater Treatment Plant Operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the fascinating yet often overlooked connection between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of pharmaceutical giant GSK plc. Our research aims to flush out any potential correlations between these seemingly unrelated variables, utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). We found a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8174592 with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the period from 2010 to 2022.

This research not only sheds light on the intricate interplay between environmental factors and financial markets but also brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "liquid assets." Our findings demonstrate that as the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania fluctuates, it can impact the stock price of GSK plc. It seems that when it comes to the market, there may indeed be some "business in the front, party in the back" dynamics at play.

Overall, our study underscores the importance of considering unconventional variables in financial analysis and encourages future researchers to dive into the depths of unexpected connections. After all, in the world of economics, it never hurts to have a sense of humor - or at least a strong stomach for puns.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As the saying goes, when it rains, it pours - and no one knows this better than wastewater treatment plant operators. Yet, what if we told you that their work might not just impact the environment, but also the stock market? In this paper, we embark on a journey into the curious realm of financial and environmental interconnectedness by exploring the relationship between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of GSK plc. Buckle up, because we're about to wade into some uncharted - or perhaps unflushed - territory.

When it comes to researching unconventional connections, we dive in headfirst - just like a brave explorer confronting an unknown body of water. However, rather than discovering new lands, we're plumbing the depths of data sets and crunching numbers to reveal surprising relationships. As we wade through the waters of statistics, we're constantly reminded of the importance of remaining buoyant in the face of uncertainty and complexity. After all, in the world of research, when it comes to data analysis, the seamen, the better.

The stock market can be a wild ride, full of peaks and valleys, just like the annual fluctuations in the number of wastewater treatment plant operators. Our study aims to shed light on whether these two seemingly unrelated variables are merely floating along on their own separate streams or if they are more intricately intertwined, like the spiraling double helix of DNA. And speaking of DNA, we're about to unravel the genetic code of these data sets to reveal any hidden connections - or as we like to call it, "researching the 'double-helix' of stock prices and wastewater operators."

This research not only adds a splash of color to the often bland canvas of economic analysis but also reminds us that, in the world of statistics, there's always room for a little humor. As we navigate the currents of correlation and causation, we keep in mind the wise words of Mark Twain, who once said, "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics." But fear not, dear reader, we promise to keep our statistical shenanigans in check and provide only the most accurate and truthful findings.

In the following sections, we'll delve into the nitty-gritty of our methodology and results, plumbing the depths of our data to unearth the surprising and, dare we say, titillating connections between Pennsylvania's wastewater treatment industry and the stock price of GSK plc. So, buckle your seatbelts and hold onto your test tubes, because this research journey promises to be filled with unexpected twists, turns, and, of course, a fair share of dad jokes along the way. After all, in the world of science and research, a little laughter can be the best solution - or should we say, the best solvent.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's stock price (GSK). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Poo-lar Connection: Examining the Relationship Between Wastewater Treatment Plant Operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the fascinating yet often overlooked connection between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of pharmaceutical giant GSK plc. Our research aims to flush out any potential correlations between these seemingly unrelated variables, utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). We found a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8174592 with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the period from 2010 to 2022.

This research not only sheds light on the intricate interplay between environmental factors and financial markets but also brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "liquid assets." Our findings demonstrate that as the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania fluctuates, it can impact the stock price of GSK plc. It seems that when it comes to the market, there may indeed be some "business in the front, party in the back" dynamics at play.

Overall, our study underscores the importance of considering unconventional variables in financial analysis and encourages future researchers to dive into the depths of unexpected connections. After all, in the world of economics, it never hurts to have a sense of humor - or at least a strong stomach for puns.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the saying goes, when it rains, it pours - and no one knows this better than wastewater treatment plant operators. Yet, what if we told you that their work might not just impact the environment, but also the stock market? In this paper, we embark on a journey into the curious realm of financial and environmental interconnectedness by exploring the relationship between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of GSK plc. Buckle up, because we're about to wade into some uncharted - or perhaps unflushed - territory.
When it comes to researching unconventional connections, we dive in headfirst - just like a brave explorer confronting an unknown body of water. However, rather than discovering new lands, we're plumbing the depths of data sets and crunching numbers to reveal surprising relationships. As we wade through the waters of statistics, we're constantly reminded of the importance of remaining buoyant in the face of uncertainty and complexity. After all, in the world of research, when it comes to data analysis, the seamen, the better.
The stock market can be a wild ride, full of peaks and valleys, just like the annual fluctuations in the number of wastewater treatment plant operators. Our study aims to shed light on whether these two seemingly unrelated variables are merely floating along on their own separate streams or if they are more intricately intertwined, like the spiraling double helix of DNA. And speaking of DNA, we're about to unravel the genetic code of these data sets to reveal any hidden connections - or as we like to call it, "researching the 'double-helix' of stock prices and wastewater operators."
This research not only adds a splash of color to the often bland canvas of economic analysis but also reminds us that, in the world of statistics, there's always room for a little humor. As we navigate the currents of correlation and causation, we keep in mind the wise words of Mark Twain, who once said, "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics." But fear not, dear reader, we promise to keep our statistical shenanigans in check and provide only the most accurate and truthful findings.
In the following sections, we'll delve into the nitty-gritty of our methodology and results, plumbing the depths of our data to unearth the surprising and, dare we say, titillating connections between Pennsylvania's wastewater treatment industry and the stock price of GSK plc. So, buckle your seatbelts and hold onto your test tubes, because this research journey promises to be filled with unexpected twists, turns, and, of course, a fair share of dad jokes along the way. After all, in the world of science and research, a little laughter can be the best solution - or should we say, the best solvent.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Previous scholarly inquiries into the relationship between seemingly incongruous factors have often yielded valuable insights, challenging conventional notions and expanding the boundaries of knowledge. In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2008) offer a comprehensive analysis of environmental influences on financial markets, laying the groundwork for further exploration into the unexpected interplay between the two domains. Their findings provide a solid foundation for understanding the complexities at play when environmental variables intersect with economic indicators.

But what do you call a financial analyst who loves sewage systems? A liquid asset specialist, of course! Now, transitioning from serious literature to the wacky world of pun-infused wisdom, let's take a dive into some books that may not have directly addressed our topic, but their titles make for some excellent bathroom reading. In "Liquid Assets: The Loo-t of Wall Street," the authors delve into the fascinating yet often odorous world of financial liquidity. While "Flush Fundamentals: The Financial Flows of Wastewater," may not exist in reality, it certainly captures the essence of our research.

Speaking of capturing essences, have you heard about the latest bestseller, "The Stock Whisperer: Unraveling the Mysteries of Market Movements"? This fictional tale doesn't exist (yet), but it certainly sounds like a gripping read for finance enthusiasts seeking a thrilling narrative interspersed with market insights. And let's not forget "Pump and Dump: A Tale of Wastewater Woes," a novel that, unfortunately, doesn't exist either, but promises to plunge readers into a world of dirty water and dirtier deeds.

Now, transitioning from fictional literature to the cartoon realm, we cannot overlook the educational value of our childhood favorites. "Captain Planet and the Planeteers" may seem like a straightforward environmental show, but its underlying messages of environmental stewardship and the interconnectedness of natural systems can offer valuable insights into our study's themes. Likewise, "The Magic School Bus" may have taken us on wacky science adventures, but its underlying message about the importance of understanding the world around us resonates deeply with our exploration of unlikely connections.

But don't worry, we promise not to dive too deep into the depths of children's programming - after all, we all have stock prices to monitor and wastewater to manage. Keep those dad jokes flowing like a well-maintained sewage system, folks!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's stock price (GSK). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2010 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Poo-lar Connection: Examining the Relationship Between Wastewater Treatment Plant Operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the fascinating yet often overlooked connection between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of pharmaceutical giant GSK plc. Our research aims to flush out any potential correlations between these seemingly unrelated variables, utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). We found a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8174592 with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the period from 2010 to 2022.

This research not only sheds light on the intricate interplay between environmental factors and financial markets but also brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "liquid assets." Our findings demonstrate that as the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania fluctuates, it can impact the stock price of GSK plc. It seems that when it comes to the market, there may indeed be some "business in the front, party in the back" dynamics at play.

Overall, our study underscores the importance of considering unconventional variables in financial analysis and encourages future researchers to dive into the depths of unexpected connections. After all, in the world of economics, it never hurts to have a sense of humor - or at least a strong stomach for puns.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the saying goes, when it rains, it pours - and no one knows this better than wastewater treatment plant operators. Yet, what if we told you that their work might not just impact the environment, but also the stock market? In this paper, we embark on a journey into the curious realm of financial and environmental interconnectedness by exploring the relationship between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of GSK plc. Buckle up, because we're about to wade into some uncharted - or perhaps unflushed - territory.
When it comes to researching unconventional connections, we dive in headfirst - just like a brave explorer confronting an unknown body of water. However, rather than discovering new lands, we're plumbing the depths of data sets and crunching numbers to reveal surprising relationships. As we wade through the waters of statistics, we're constantly reminded of the importance of remaining buoyant in the face of uncertainty and complexity. After all, in the world of research, when it comes to data analysis, the seamen, the better.
The stock market can be a wild ride, full of peaks and valleys, just like the annual fluctuations in the number of wastewater treatment plant operators. Our study aims to shed light on whether these two seemingly unrelated variables are merely floating along on their own separate streams or if they are more intricately intertwined, like the spiraling double helix of DNA. And speaking of DNA, we're about to unravel the genetic code of these data sets to reveal any hidden connections - or as we like to call it, "researching the 'double-helix' of stock prices and wastewater operators."
This research not only adds a splash of color to the often bland canvas of economic analysis but also reminds us that, in the world of statistics, there's always room for a little humor. As we navigate the currents of correlation and causation, we keep in mind the wise words of Mark Twain, who once said, "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics." But fear not, dear reader, we promise to keep our statistical shenanigans in check and provide only the most accurate and truthful findings.
In the following sections, we'll delve into the nitty-gritty of our methodology and results, plumbing the depths of our data to unearth the surprising and, dare we say, titillating connections between Pennsylvania's wastewater treatment industry and the stock price of GSK plc. So, buckle your seatbelts and hold onto your test tubes, because this research journey promises to be filled with unexpected twists, turns, and, of course, a fair share of dad jokes along the way. After all, in the world of science and research, a little laughter can be the best solution - or should we say, the best solvent.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To uncover the enigmatic relationship between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of GSK plc, we embarked on a methodological voyage that would make even the most seasoned sailor blush – or perhaps, in this case, turn a shade of Chartreuse, one of the key components in wastewater treatment. Our research team set sail straight for the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) in search of the treasure trove of data spanning from 2010 to 2022.

First, we carefully gathered the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania, taking care not to let any data slip through the cracks – much like a determined plumber fixing a leaky pipe. We then set our sights on GSK plc's stock price, using precise timestamps to capture its market value at strategic intervals. It was imperative to ensure that this data was as clean as a whistle, lest we find ourselves knee-deep in statistical conundrums.

Applying our "two-ply" approach to data analysis, we used robust statistical methods to examine the relationship between these variables. With the precision of a skilled surgeon, we calculated correlation coefficients and performed regression analysis to determine whether there was a solid connection between the ebb and flow of wastewater operators and the stock fluctuations of GSK plc. Our statistical models were as carefully constructed as a Jenga tower, ensuring that each variable was placed just right to reveal any underlying patterns or anomalies.

In addition, we employed a novel approach by incorporating sentiment analysis of news articles related to environmental regulations, pharmaceutical industry trends, and market dynamics. This allowed us to gauge the public and media sentiment surrounding these domains and consider any potential impact on the observed relationship. After all, when it comes to unravelling the mysteries of the stock market, it never hurts to have a finger on the pulse of public perception – or at the very least, to have a keen nose for sniffing out relevant data.

To account for potential confounding variables, we implemented a rigorous control analysis that would make any experimental physicist proud. We carefully examined factors such as economic indicators, industry-specific regulations, and even the occasional lunar cycle – after all, even the tides of the stock market could be influenced by celestial bodies. Our goal was to ensure that the observed relationship between wastewater operators and GSK plc's stock price was not mere happenstance, but rather a robust and undeniable phenomenon.

Finally, we engaged in rigorous peer review and consultation with industry experts, gathering diverse perspectives to scrutinize our findings from every angle. After all, when delving into uncharted waters of research, it never hurts to have a few extra pairs of eyes scanning the horizon for potential pitfalls – or perhaps, in this case, hidden treasure.

In summary, our research methodology navigated the choppy waters of statistics and data analysis, all in the noble pursuit of unraveling the intriguing link between Pennsylvania's wastewater industry and the stock price of GSK plc. While the journey was fraught with challenges and unexpected currents, we remained buoyant in our pursuits and resolute in our scientific quest – proving that in the world of research, a quip or two can serve as both flotation device and compass.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's stock price (GSK). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2010 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8174592, r-squared of 0.6682396, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Poo-lar Connection: Examining the Relationship Between Wastewater Treatment Plant Operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the fascinating yet often overlooked connection between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of pharmaceutical giant GSK plc. Our research aims to flush out any potential correlations between these seemingly unrelated variables, utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). We found a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8174592 with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the period from 2010 to 2022.

This research not only sheds light on the intricate interplay between environmental factors and financial markets but also brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "liquid assets." Our findings demonstrate that as the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania fluctuates, it can impact the stock price of GSK plc. It seems that when it comes to the market, there may indeed be some "business in the front, party in the back" dynamics at play.

Overall, our study underscores the importance of considering unconventional variables in financial analysis and encourages future researchers to dive into the depths of unexpected connections. After all, in the world of economics, it never hurts to have a sense of humor - or at least a strong stomach for puns.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As the saying goes, when it rains, it pours - and no one knows this better than wastewater treatment plant operators. Yet, what if we told you that their work might not just impact the environment, but also the stock market? In this paper, we embark on a journey into the curious realm of financial and environmental interconnectedness by exploring the relationship between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of GSK plc. Buckle up, because we're about to wade into some uncharted - or perhaps unflushed - territory.
When it comes to researching unconventional connections, we dive in headfirst - just like a brave explorer confronting an unknown body of water. However, rather than discovering new lands, we're plumbing the depths of data sets and crunching numbers to reveal surprising relationships. As we wade through the waters of statistics, we're constantly reminded of the importance of remaining buoyant in the face of uncertainty and complexity. After all, in the world of research, when it comes to data analysis, the seamen, the better.
The stock market can be a wild ride, full of peaks and valleys, just like the annual fluctuations in the number of wastewater treatment plant operators. Our study aims to shed light on whether these two seemingly unrelated variables are merely floating along on their own separate streams or if they are more intricately intertwined, like the spiraling double helix of DNA. And speaking of DNA, we're about to unravel the genetic code of these data sets to reveal any hidden connections - or as we like to call it, "researching the 'double-helix' of stock prices and wastewater operators."
This research not only adds a splash of color to the often bland canvas of economic analysis but also reminds us that, in the world of statistics, there's always room for a little humor. As we navigate the currents of correlation and causation, we keep in mind the wise words of Mark Twain, who once said, "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics." But fear not, dear reader, we promise to keep our statistical shenanigans in check and provide only the most accurate and truthful findings.
In the following sections, we'll delve into the nitty-gritty of our methodology and results, plumbing the depths of our data to unearth the surprising and, dare we say, titillating connections between Pennsylvania's wastewater treatment industry and the stock price of GSK plc. So, buckle your seatbelts and hold onto your test tubes, because this research journey promises to be filled with unexpected twists, turns, and, of course, a fair share of dad jokes along the way. After all, in the world of science and research, a little laughter can be the best solution - or should we say, the best solvent.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8174592 between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of GSK plc, with an r-squared of 0.6682396. It seems that there’s more than just sewage in the pipeline; there’s also a flow of information that impacts the financial world. It’s not every day that you find such a strong relationship between indicators that, at first glance, appear as unrelated as chalk and cheese.

To visually capture this revelatory connection, we present Fig. 1, a scatterplot depicting the robust correlation between these two variables. However, no amount of statistical analysis can mask the fact that, when it comes to this surprising relationship, the real treasure was in the data all along. It’s clear that in the realm of economic analysis, sometimes the most valuable insights come from the most unexpected places - in this case, the depths of wastewater treatment data.

Our findings suggest that the fluctuations in the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania do indeed influence the stock price of GSK plc. While this may initially seem as unexpected as a left-field quark, our data indicates a sign of a strong and reliable relationship. In the world of finance, it appears that observing the ebb and flow of wastewater treatment employment just might lead to a wealth of understanding about market movements. So, you might say that when it rains, it definitely—and in this case, quantifiably—pours.

In conclusion, our results speak volumes about the intricate ways in which seemingly unrelated factors can impact each other. This study not only adds a splash of color to the often monochromatic landscape of economic analysis but also reveals that in the market, sometimes the most titillating connections can emerge from the most unexpected places. We hope this research inspires future investigations to tackle unconventional variables with the same enthusiasm and curiosity, all while keeping a steady supply of dad jokes in their back pocket. After all, in the world of academic research, as in life, a little humor can always help to lighten the load. And when it comes to exploring correlations, a good joke or two might just be the missing variable in the equation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's stock price (GSK). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Poo-lar Connection: Examining the Relationship Between Wastewater Treatment Plant Operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the fascinating yet often overlooked connection between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of pharmaceutical giant GSK plc. Our research aims to flush out any potential correlations between these seemingly unrelated variables, utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). We found a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8174592 with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the period from 2010 to 2022.

This research not only sheds light on the intricate interplay between environmental factors and financial markets but also brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "liquid assets." Our findings demonstrate that as the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania fluctuates, it can impact the stock price of GSK plc. It seems that when it comes to the market, there may indeed be some "business in the front, party in the back" dynamics at play.

Overall, our study underscores the importance of considering unconventional variables in financial analysis and encourages future researchers to dive into the depths of unexpected connections. After all, in the world of economics, it never hurts to have a sense of humor - or at least a strong stomach for puns.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Previous scholarly inquiries into the relationship between seemingly incongruous factors have often yielded valuable insights, challenging conventional notions and expanding the boundaries of knowledge. In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2008) offer a comprehensive analysis of environmental influences on financial markets, laying the groundwork for further exploration into the unexpected interplay between the two domains. Their findings provide a solid foundation for understanding the complexities at play when environmental variables intersect with economic indicators.
But what do you call a financial analyst who loves sewage systems? A liquid asset specialist, of course! Now, transitioning from serious literature to the wacky world of pun-infused wisdom, let's take a dive into some books that may not have directly addressed our topic, but their titles make for some excellent bathroom reading. In "Liquid Assets: The Loo-t of Wall Street," the authors delve into the fascinating yet often odorous world of financial liquidity. While "Flush Fundamentals: The Financial Flows of Wastewater," may not exist in reality, it certainly captures the essence of our research.
Speaking of capturing essences, have you heard about the latest bestseller, "The Stock Whisperer: Unraveling the Mysteries of Market Movements"? This fictional tale doesn't exist (yet), but it certainly sounds like a gripping read for finance enthusiasts seeking a thrilling narrative interspersed with market insights. And let's not forget "Pump and Dump: A Tale of Wastewater Woes," a novel that, unfortunately, doesn't exist either, but promises to plunge readers into a world of dirty water and dirtier deeds.
Now, transitioning from fictional literature to the cartoon realm, we cannot overlook the educational value of our childhood favorites. "Captain Planet and the Planeteers" may seem like a straightforward environmental show, but its underlying messages of environmental stewardship and the interconnectedness of natural systems can offer valuable insights into our study's themes. Likewise, "The Magic School Bus" may have taken us on wacky science adventures, but its underlying message about the importance of understanding the world around us resonates deeply with our exploration of unlikely connections.
But don't worry, we promise not to dive too deep into the depths of children's programming - after all, we all have stock prices to monitor and wastewater to manage. Keep those dad jokes flowing like a well-maintained sewage system, folks!

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8174592 between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of GSK plc, with an r-squared of 0.6682396. It seems that there’s more than just sewage in the pipeline; there’s also a flow of information that impacts the financial world. It’s not every day that you find such a strong relationship between indicators that, at first glance, appear as unrelated as chalk and cheese.
To visually capture this revelatory connection, we present Fig. 1, a scatterplot depicting the robust correlation between these two variables. However, no amount of statistical analysis can mask the fact that, when it comes to this surprising relationship, the real treasure was in the data all along. It’s clear that in the realm of economic analysis, sometimes the most valuable insights come from the most unexpected places - in this case, the depths of wastewater treatment data.
Our findings suggest that the fluctuations in the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania do indeed influence the stock price of GSK plc. While this may initially seem as unexpected as a left-field quark, our data indicates a sign of a strong and reliable relationship. In the world of finance, it appears that observing the ebb and flow of wastewater treatment employment just might lead to a wealth of understanding about market movements. So, you might say that when it rains, it definitely—and in this case, quantifiably—pours.
In conclusion, our results speak volumes about the intricate ways in which seemingly unrelated factors can impact each other. This study not only adds a splash of color to the often monochromatic landscape of economic analysis but also reveals that in the market, sometimes the most titillating connections can emerge from the most unexpected places. We hope this research inspires future investigations to tackle unconventional variables with the same enthusiasm and curiosity, all while keeping a steady supply of dad jokes in their back pocket. After all, in the world of academic research, as in life, a little humor can always help to lighten the load. And when it comes to exploring correlations, a good joke or two might just be the missing variable in the equation.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study has unveiled a connection that many might consider, well, murky. The robust correlation between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of GSK plc has raised eyebrows—just like a clogged drain. However, our findings provide concrete evidence supporting the notion that environmental and economic factors can intermingle in unsuspecting ways, not unlike a chemical reaction in a laboratory. So, what do you call a stock price affected by wastewater treatment? A "stock stink price," perhaps.

Harking back to the literature review, Smith and Doe's work laid down a solid foundation for understanding the intricate dynamics at play when seemingly incongruous variables converge. Similarly, our results lend empirical support to the idea that environmental influences can indeed sway financial markets, much like a strong gust of wind bending a stock market graph.

The significant correlation coefficient of 0.8174592 suggests a compelling relationship that cannot be simply flushed away. This finding aligns with the essence of "Liquid Assets: The Loo-t of Wall Street" by emphasizing the importance of financial liquidity and reminding us that sometimes, the most valuable insights are hidden in unexpected places—like a stock market report scrawled on the back of a toilet door.

It's worth noting that our results echo the eccentric titles from our literature review in a manner that resembles the plot twists of a suspense novel. "The Magic School Bus" taught us to explore the unexpected, and indeed, the unexpected connection between wastewater treatment plant operators and GSK plc's stock price has turned our research journey into an enthralling tale. It seems that when it comes to market movements, truth can indeed be stranger than fiction.

In addition, our statistically significant findings bring “Pump and Dump: A Tale of Wastewater Woes” to mind, as they underline the impact of wastewater-related data on financial indicators. Just as a cleverly woven story can captivate its audience, our research findings have captivated the attention of the economic and environmental research communities. It's as if our study has sprinkled a generous handful of stock market magic onto the pages of “The Stock Whisperer,” unraveling mysteries of market movements with every turn of the statistical page.

In conclusion, the "Poo-lar Connection" between wastewater treatment in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's stock price highlights the need for researchers to plunge into uncharted territories, armed with not only statistical rigor but also a generous sprinkling of puns and humor. After all, in the words of a wise statistician, "In the world of research, numbers may rule, but a good pun always adds up"—or, at the very least, adds a whimsical touch to the paper.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's stock price (GSK). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Poo-lar Connection: Examining the Relationship Between Wastewater Treatment Plant Operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the fascinating yet often overlooked connection between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of pharmaceutical giant GSK plc. Our research aims to flush out any potential correlations between these seemingly unrelated variables, utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). We found a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8174592 with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the period from 2010 to 2022.

This research not only sheds light on the intricate interplay between environmental factors and financial markets but also brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "liquid assets." Our findings demonstrate that as the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania fluctuates, it can impact the stock price of GSK plc. It seems that when it comes to the market, there may indeed be some "business in the front, party in the back" dynamics at play.

Overall, our study underscores the importance of considering unconventional variables in financial analysis and encourages future researchers to dive into the depths of unexpected connections. After all, in the world of economics, it never hurts to have a sense of humor - or at least a strong stomach for puns.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As the saying goes, when it rains, it pours - and no one knows this better than wastewater treatment plant operators. Yet, what if we told you that their work might not just impact the environment, but also the stock market? In this paper, we embark on a journey into the curious realm of financial and environmental interconnectedness by exploring the relationship between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of GSK plc. Buckle up, because we're about to wade into some uncharted - or perhaps unflushed - territory.
When it comes to researching unconventional connections, we dive in headfirst - just like a brave explorer confronting an unknown body of water. However, rather than discovering new lands, we're plumbing the depths of data sets and crunching numbers to reveal surprising relationships. As we wade through the waters of statistics, we're constantly reminded of the importance of remaining buoyant in the face of uncertainty and complexity. After all, in the world of research, when it comes to data analysis, the seamen, the better.
The stock market can be a wild ride, full of peaks and valleys, just like the annual fluctuations in the number of wastewater treatment plant operators. Our study aims to shed light on whether these two seemingly unrelated variables are merely floating along on their own separate streams or if they are more intricately intertwined, like the spiraling double helix of DNA. And speaking of DNA, we're about to unravel the genetic code of these data sets to reveal any hidden connections - or as we like to call it, "researching the 'double-helix' of stock prices and wastewater operators."
This research not only adds a splash of color to the often bland canvas of economic analysis but also reminds us that, in the world of statistics, there's always room for a little humor. As we navigate the currents of correlation and causation, we keep in mind the wise words of Mark Twain, who once said, "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics." But fear not, dear reader, we promise to keep our statistical shenanigans in check and provide only the most accurate and truthful findings.
In the following sections, we'll delve into the nitty-gritty of our methodology and results, plumbing the depths of our data to unearth the surprising and, dare we say, titillating connections between Pennsylvania's wastewater treatment industry and the stock price of GSK plc. So, buckle your seatbelts and hold onto your test tubes, because this research journey promises to be filled with unexpected twists, turns, and, of course, a fair share of dad jokes along the way. After all, in the world of science and research, a little laughter can be the best solution - or should we say, the best solvent.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8174592 between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of GSK plc, with an r-squared of 0.6682396. It seems that there’s more than just sewage in the pipeline; there’s also a flow of information that impacts the financial world. It’s not every day that you find such a strong relationship between indicators that, at first glance, appear as unrelated as chalk and cheese.
To visually capture this revelatory connection, we present Fig. 1, a scatterplot depicting the robust correlation between these two variables. However, no amount of statistical analysis can mask the fact that, when it comes to this surprising relationship, the real treasure was in the data all along. It’s clear that in the realm of economic analysis, sometimes the most valuable insights come from the most unexpected places - in this case, the depths of wastewater treatment data.
Our findings suggest that the fluctuations in the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania do indeed influence the stock price of GSK plc. While this may initially seem as unexpected as a left-field quark, our data indicates a sign of a strong and reliable relationship. In the world of finance, it appears that observing the ebb and flow of wastewater treatment employment just might lead to a wealth of understanding about market movements. So, you might say that when it rains, it definitely—and in this case, quantifiably—pours.
In conclusion, our results speak volumes about the intricate ways in which seemingly unrelated factors can impact each other. This study not only adds a splash of color to the often monochromatic landscape of economic analysis but also reveals that in the market, sometimes the most titillating connections can emerge from the most unexpected places. We hope this research inspires future investigations to tackle unconventional variables with the same enthusiasm and curiosity, all while keeping a steady supply of dad jokes in their back pocket. After all, in the world of academic research, as in life, a little humor can always help to lighten the load. And when it comes to exploring correlations, a good joke or two might just be the missing variable in the equation.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has unveiled a captivating relationship between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of GSK plc. It seems that when it comes to the financial market, the influence of sewage-related variables is nothing to wa-steer at. The findings not only emphasize the importance of considering unorthodox factors in economic analysis but also highlight the unexpected ways in which environmental and financial realms can intertwine.

Our research has left us feeling like we've truly struck gold - or should we say, sludge - in uncovering this peculiar connection. It's as if we've stumbled upon a hidden treasure in the murky depths of data analysis, demonstrating that even the most unconventional variables can hold surprising significance in market movements.

Therefore, it's clear that further exploration in this area is not necessary - we've already reached the bottom of this particular rabbit hole, or should we say, sewer pipe? In the world of academic research, some mysteries are best left uncovered, especially when the findings are as solid as our toilet humor. So, let's bid adieu to this pungent yet enlightening exploration and leave the financial markets to their own (waste)devices. After all, in the realm of statistics, sometimes it's best to know when to flush out a subject.

No more research is needed in this area - we're confident we've plunged into the depths of this intriguing connection and surfaced with robust, joke-worthy results. And as the saying goes, "It's all fun and games until someone divides by zero."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Poo-lar Connection: Examining the Relationship Between Wastewater Treatment Plant Operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Irreverent Environmental Economics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Poo-lar Connection: Examining the Relationship Between Wastewater Treatment Plant Operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Wastewater and Financial Analysis (SWFA)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Poo-lar Connection: Examining the Relationship Between Wastewater Treatment Plant Operators in Pennsylvania and GSK plc's Stock Price with an abstract of In this study, we delve into the fascinating yet often overlooked connection between the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania and the stock price of pharmaceutical giant GSK plc. Our research aims to flush out any potential correlations between these seemingly unrelated variables, utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). We found a surprisingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8174592 with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the period from 2010 to 2022.
This research not only sheds light on the intricate interplay between environmental factors and financial markets but also brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "liquid assets." Our findings demonstrate that as the number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania fluctuates, it can impact the stock price of GSK plc. It seems that when it comes to the market, there may indeed be some "business in the front, party in the back" dynamics at play.
Overall, our study underscores the importance of considering unconventional variables in financial analysis and encourages future researchers to dive into the depths of unexpected connections. After all, in the world of economics, it never hurts to have a sense of humor - or at least a strong stomach for puns.

ChatGPT:

wastewater treatment plant operators, Pennsylvania, GSK plc stock price, correlation, Bureau of Labor Statistics, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, environmental factors, financial markets, correlation coefficient, significance level, liquid assets, unconventional variables, financial analysis, unexpected connections, economics, sense of humor, puns

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Data details

The number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of water and wastewater treatment plant and system operators in Pennsylvania
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
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GSK plc's stock price (GSK)
Detailed data title: Opening price of GSK plc (GSK) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with GSK plc's stock price (GSK)

Correlation r = 0.8174592 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6682396 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 66.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., GSK plc's stock price (GSK)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania) over the 13 years from 2010 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00064. 0.0006427508319613670000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.82 in 0.064% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,556 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 12 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 12 because we have two variables measured over a period of 13 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.48, 0.94 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
The number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania (Laborers)5960558059505950603056405500533053405330570055805850
GSK plc's stock price (GSK) (Stock price)42.4738.6245.443.6452.1442.139.6838.5536.1337.7746.8137.7244.11




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([5960,5580,5950,5950,6030,5640,5500,5330,5340,5330,5700,5580,5850,])
array_2 = np.array([42.47,38.62,45.4,43.64,52.14,42.1,39.68,38.55,36.13,37.77,46.81,37.72,44.11,])
array_1_name = "The number of wastewater treatment plant operators in Pennsylvania"
array_2_name = "GSK plc's stock price (GSK)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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