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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Google searches for 'is this a wart' and the second variable is Season wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As people spent less time worrying about mysterious skin growths, they had more time to focus on non-warty-related activities. This inadvertently led to a decrease in superstitious game rituals, such as rubbing wart remover on footballs for good luck. Without these magical interventions, the Steelers' performance on the field took a noticeable hit.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a pop art style image depicting a group of frustrated Pittsburgh Steelers players huddled on the field, surrounded by fallen footballs. In the background, a giant digital screen displays the Google search term "Is this a wart?" with a downward trend line on the search graph. The players' expressions and body language should convey their frustration, while the fallen footballs and the digital screen add to the overall chaotic and tense atmosphere. The pop art style should enhance the boldness of the colors and emphasize the surreal nature of the scene. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Google searches for 'is this a wart' and Season wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Pop art Scalar art Photorealism Celtic art Parallax art
ChatGPT: Pop art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Google searches for 'is this a wart' and Season wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers, in the following situation: Because with fewer people searching "is this a wart," there are more people believing they have regular skin bumps, leading to a lack of grip on the football, causing the Steelers to fumble more and lose games.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A group of frustrated Pittsburgh Steelers players are huddled on the field, surrounded by fallen footballs. In the background, a giant digital screen displays the Google search term "Is this a wart?" with a downward trend line on the search graph. This illustrates that as people search less for warts, more are mistaking regular bumps for warts, affecting the grip of the football.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Pop art ] and depicting this scene: A group of frustrated Pittsburgh Steelers players are huddled on the field, surrounded by fallen footballs. In the background, a giant digital screen displays the Google search term "Is this a wart?" with a downward trend line on the search graph. This illustrates that as people search less for warts, more are mistaking regular bumps for warts, affecting the grip of the football. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a pop art style image depicting a group of frustrated Pittsburgh Steelers players huddled on the field, surrounded by fallen footballs. In the background, a giant digital screen displays the Google search term "Is this a wart?" with a downward trend line on the search graph. The players' expressions and body language should convey their frustration, while the fallen footballs and the digital screen add to the overall chaotic and tense atmosphere. The pop art style should enhance the boldness of the colors and emphasize the surreal nature of the scene.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in is this a wart (Google searches for 'is this a wart') caused Season wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers to decrease. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.05)
Football Flourish or Warty Woes: An Empirical Examination of Google Searches for 'Is This a Wart' and Season Wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers

The Journal of Sports Medicine and Information Technology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'is this a wart' and Season wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from Google Trends and Pro-Football-Reference.com to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.5075547 and p < 0.05 for 2004 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Football Flourish or Warty Woes: An Empirical Examination of Google Searches for 'Is This a Wart' and Season Wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into an unconventional yet overtly significant relationship between Google searches for dermatological inquiries and the athletic triumphs of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Leveraging the power of data from Google Trends and Pro-Football-Reference.com, our team embarked on an enthralling quest to uncover the hidden ties between the uncertainty of skin growth and the certainty of football victories. Our analysis revealed a resounding correlation coefficient of 0.5075547, prompting surprising insights into the converging pathways of sports fandom and everyday skin concerns. The p-value of less than 0.05 further solidified our findings, underscoring the palpable link between digital queries about warts and the Steelers' quest for gridiron glory. Our research offers a whimsical yet thought-provoking exploration into the curious intersections of communal anxieties and sporting achievements, adding a waggish twist to the oft-stoic landscape of scholarly inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'is this a wart' and Season wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Football Flourish or Warty Woes: An Empirical Examination of Google Searches for 'Is This a Wart' and Season Wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into an unconventional yet overtly significant relationship between Google searches for dermatological inquiries and the athletic triumphs of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Leveraging the power of data from Google Trends and Pro-Football-Reference.com, our team embarked on an enthralling quest to uncover the hidden ties between the uncertainty of skin growth and the certainty of football victories. Our analysis revealed a resounding correlation coefficient of 0.5075547, prompting surprising insights into the converging pathways of sports fandom and everyday skin concerns. The p-value of less than 0.05 further solidified our findings, underscoring the palpable link between digital queries about warts and the Steelers' quest for gridiron glory. Our research offers a whimsical yet thought-provoking exploration into the curious intersections of communal anxieties and sporting achievements, adding a waggish twist to the oft-stoic landscape of scholarly inquiry.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[INTRODUCTION]

The intersection of sports and dermatological inquiries may seem like an unlikely pairing at first glance. However, upon closer examination, one may uncover a peculiar correlation between Google searches for "Is This a Wart" and the seasonal performance of the Pittsburgh Steelers. While the realm of empirical research typically focuses on more conventional relationships, such as economic indicators or public health outcomes, we cannot discount the intriguing prospect of shedding light on the curious interplay between sports fandom and skin-related concerns. As we venture into this uncharted territory of statistical whimsy, we must acknowledge the potential for both merriment and enlightenment in unraveling the enigma of warty woes and football flourish.

The amalgamation of football fervor and dermatological curiosity sets the stage for a captivating journey through the labyrinth of data analysis. While the notion of skin growth uncertainties dictating the fate of a professional football team may appear preposterous to the uninitiated, we are compelled by the allure of unearthing unlikely patterns in the vast expanse of digital trail left by Google search queries. As we embark on this scholarly escapade, we stand poised to debunk skepticism and rally behind the notion that even the most frivolous inquiries can yield significant insights – or perhaps simply a good chuckle – within the academic confines of research inquiry.

Leveraging the arsenal of statistical techniques and the boundless expanse of internet search records, this study serves as a vivacious testament to the inquisitive disposition of empirical inquiry. With a twinkle in our eyes and a dash of statistical rigor, we set out to examine the correlation, or lack thereof, between the sporadic anxieties about skin irregularities and the steadfast resolve displayed by the Steelers on the gridiron. As the hallowed halls of academia embrace our unorthodox pursuit, our research endeavors to not only entertain but also provoke contemplation about the oft-overlooked nuances of human behavior, be it in the arena of sports devotion or the realm of epidermal perplexities.

Adhering to the tenets of scholarly rigor while embracing the lighthearted spirit of our inquiry, we wade into the rivulet of unanticipated connections, armed with p-values and correlation coefficients as our trusty guideposts. This whimsical expedition, anchored in the realm of empirical inquiry, promises to deliver a delightful pilgrimage through the confluence of fanatical fervor and mundane musings about skin anomalies. As we navigate the uncharted waters of peculiar correlations, we invite the reader to partake in this academic caper with equal measures of bemusement and intellectual curiosity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'is this a wart' and Season wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Football Flourish or Warty Woes: An Empirical Examination of Google Searches for 'Is This a Wart' and Season Wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into an unconventional yet overtly significant relationship between Google searches for dermatological inquiries and the athletic triumphs of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Leveraging the power of data from Google Trends and Pro-Football-Reference.com, our team embarked on an enthralling quest to uncover the hidden ties between the uncertainty of skin growth and the certainty of football victories. Our analysis revealed a resounding correlation coefficient of 0.5075547, prompting surprising insights into the converging pathways of sports fandom and everyday skin concerns. The p-value of less than 0.05 further solidified our findings, underscoring the palpable link between digital queries about warts and the Steelers' quest for gridiron glory. Our research offers a whimsical yet thought-provoking exploration into the curious intersections of communal anxieties and sporting achievements, adding a waggish twist to the oft-stoic landscape of scholarly inquiry.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
[INTRODUCTION]
The intersection of sports and dermatological inquiries may seem like an unlikely pairing at first glance. However, upon closer examination, one may uncover a peculiar correlation between Google searches for "Is This a Wart" and the seasonal performance of the Pittsburgh Steelers. While the realm of empirical research typically focuses on more conventional relationships, such as economic indicators or public health outcomes, we cannot discount the intriguing prospect of shedding light on the curious interplay between sports fandom and skin-related concerns. As we venture into this uncharted territory of statistical whimsy, we must acknowledge the potential for both merriment and enlightenment in unraveling the enigma of warty woes and football flourish.
The amalgamation of football fervor and dermatological curiosity sets the stage for a captivating journey through the labyrinth of data analysis. While the notion of skin growth uncertainties dictating the fate of a professional football team may appear preposterous to the uninitiated, we are compelled by the allure of unearthing unlikely patterns in the vast expanse of digital trail left by Google search queries. As we embark on this scholarly escapade, we stand poised to debunk skepticism and rally behind the notion that even the most frivolous inquiries can yield significant insights – or perhaps simply a good chuckle – within the academic confines of research inquiry.
Leveraging the arsenal of statistical techniques and the boundless expanse of internet search records, this study serves as a vivacious testament to the inquisitive disposition of empirical inquiry. With a twinkle in our eyes and a dash of statistical rigor, we set out to examine the correlation, or lack thereof, between the sporadic anxieties about skin irregularities and the steadfast resolve displayed by the Steelers on the gridiron. As the hallowed halls of academia embrace our unorthodox pursuit, our research endeavors to not only entertain but also provoke contemplation about the oft-overlooked nuances of human behavior, be it in the arena of sports devotion or the realm of epidermal perplexities.
Adhering to the tenets of scholarly rigor while embracing the lighthearted spirit of our inquiry, we wade into the rivulet of unanticipated connections, armed with p-values and correlation coefficients as our trusty guideposts. This whimsical expedition, anchored in the realm of empirical inquiry, promises to deliver a delightful pilgrimage through the confluence of fanatical fervor and mundane musings about skin anomalies. As we navigate the uncharted waters of peculiar correlations, we invite the reader to partake in this academic caper with equal measures of bemusement and intellectual curiosity.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Skin Conditions and Their Impact on Daily Life," Smith et al. delve into the psychological impact of dermatological concerns, highlighting the pervasive anxiety and self-consciousness that accompany skin irregularities. The authors find compelling evidence of the profound influence of skin conditions on individuals' emotional well-being and social interactions. While the focus of this study may not directly align with the fervent spirit of sports fandom, it sets the stage for contemplating the wider implications of skin-related anxieties on diverse facets of human experience.

Doe's comprehensive exploration in "Sports and Societal Anxieties" offers an intriguing perspective on the intersection of communal concerns and athletic pursuits. The study examines the various societal stressors that permeate the sphere of sports, shedding light on how collective anxieties manifest in the context of athletic engagements. While not specifically centered on dermatological inquiries, this work lays the groundwork for understanding the potential interplay between communal apprehensions and the realm of competitive sports.

Jones provides a meticulous analysis in "Winning Streaks and Superstitions: Unraveling the Mysteries of Sports Fans' Behavior," elucidating the intricate relationship between sports outcomes and fans' idiosyncratic beliefs. The research delves into the superstitions and rituals that fans adopt in the hopes of influencing their favorite teams' performances. Although the focus remains on sports psychology, the study's insights into the quirky behaviors of sports enthusiasts serve as a pertinent backdrop for our investigation into the curious parallelism of Google searches for skin conditions and the Steelers' victories.

Transitioning from sober scholarly works to more esoteric territory, the inquiry veers into non-fiction books with tangential relevance. "Skin Deep: A Comprehensive Guide to Dermatological Quandaries" and "Football Fever: Tales of Fandom and Folly" offer divergent yet intriguing perspectives that, upon first glance, may not seem readily connected. However, within this juxtaposition lies the crux of our foray into the uncharted terrain of odd correlations.

Adding a touch of whimsy to our literary palette, fictional works such as "The Skin Affair," a gripping novel that intricately weaves skin-related enigmas with the thrill of sporting conquests, inject a light-hearted tone into our contemplation of the unconventional bond between skin queries and football victories. Meanwhile, "Gridiron Adventures of Warty the Mascot" playfully alludes to the peculiar terrain where sports enthusiasm and dermatological uncertainties intersect, hinting at the potential synergy between the ostensibly disparate realms.

Drawing inspiration from childhood reminiscences, animated series like "The Wart and the Touchdown: A Tale of Unlikely Synergy" and "Dermatology Detectives: Skin Mysteries in the Sporting World" infuse an air of playfulness into our exploration, evoking the whimsical amalgamation of youthful intrigue and sporting spectacles.

As we navigate the scholarly landscape intermingled with fictive allusions and childhood recollections, our literature review sets the stage for a rollicking escapade through the curious realm of empirical research, enlivened by the unexpected parallels between dermatological musings and the gridiron triumphs of the Pittsburgh Steelers.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'is this a wart' and Season wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and Pro-Football-Reference.com . You used data from 2004 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Football Flourish or Warty Woes: An Empirical Examination of Google Searches for 'Is This a Wart' and Season Wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into an unconventional yet overtly significant relationship between Google searches for dermatological inquiries and the athletic triumphs of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Leveraging the power of data from Google Trends and Pro-Football-Reference.com, our team embarked on an enthralling quest to uncover the hidden ties between the uncertainty of skin growth and the certainty of football victories. Our analysis revealed a resounding correlation coefficient of 0.5075547, prompting surprising insights into the converging pathways of sports fandom and everyday skin concerns. The p-value of less than 0.05 further solidified our findings, underscoring the palpable link between digital queries about warts and the Steelers' quest for gridiron glory. Our research offers a whimsical yet thought-provoking exploration into the curious intersections of communal anxieties and sporting achievements, adding a waggish twist to the oft-stoic landscape of scholarly inquiry.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
[INTRODUCTION]
The intersection of sports and dermatological inquiries may seem like an unlikely pairing at first glance. However, upon closer examination, one may uncover a peculiar correlation between Google searches for "Is This a Wart" and the seasonal performance of the Pittsburgh Steelers. While the realm of empirical research typically focuses on more conventional relationships, such as economic indicators or public health outcomes, we cannot discount the intriguing prospect of shedding light on the curious interplay between sports fandom and skin-related concerns. As we venture into this uncharted territory of statistical whimsy, we must acknowledge the potential for both merriment and enlightenment in unraveling the enigma of warty woes and football flourish.
The amalgamation of football fervor and dermatological curiosity sets the stage for a captivating journey through the labyrinth of data analysis. While the notion of skin growth uncertainties dictating the fate of a professional football team may appear preposterous to the uninitiated, we are compelled by the allure of unearthing unlikely patterns in the vast expanse of digital trail left by Google search queries. As we embark on this scholarly escapade, we stand poised to debunk skepticism and rally behind the notion that even the most frivolous inquiries can yield significant insights – or perhaps simply a good chuckle – within the academic confines of research inquiry.
Leveraging the arsenal of statistical techniques and the boundless expanse of internet search records, this study serves as a vivacious testament to the inquisitive disposition of empirical inquiry. With a twinkle in our eyes and a dash of statistical rigor, we set out to examine the correlation, or lack thereof, between the sporadic anxieties about skin irregularities and the steadfast resolve displayed by the Steelers on the gridiron. As the hallowed halls of academia embrace our unorthodox pursuit, our research endeavors to not only entertain but also provoke contemplation about the oft-overlooked nuances of human behavior, be it in the arena of sports devotion or the realm of epidermal perplexities.
Adhering to the tenets of scholarly rigor while embracing the lighthearted spirit of our inquiry, we wade into the rivulet of unanticipated connections, armed with p-values and correlation coefficients as our trusty guideposts. This whimsical expedition, anchored in the realm of empirical inquiry, promises to deliver a delightful pilgrimage through the confluence of fanatical fervor and mundane musings about skin anomalies. As we navigate the uncharted waters of peculiar correlations, we invite the reader to partake in this academic caper with equal measures of bemusement and intellectual curiosity.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Data Collection:

The enthralling odyssey of data collection commenced with the tapping into the vast reservoirs of Google Trends, where we gallivanted through the digital topography of queries related to dermatological uncertainties. Our steadfast focus on the deceptively simple yet cryptic phrase, "Is This a Wart," propelled us into the whimsical world of internet inquiries about skin aberrations. Concurrently, we plundered Pro-Football-Reference.com for the coveted treasure trove of seasonal wins by the esteemed Pittsburgh Steelers. As we navigated through the cyber domains, we cast our net wide, encompassing data from the years 2004 to 2023, ensuring a comprehensive grasp of the temporal ebbs and flows in both the realm of skin-related quandaries and the ebullient victories of the gridiron gladiators.

Quantitative Analysis:

Armed with the empirically potent tools of statistical analysis, we embarked on a daring escapade to forge correlations between the enigmatic ripples of skin-related queries and the resolute strides of the Pittsburgh Steelers on the football field. Utilizing the stalwart Pearson correlation coefficient, we sought to distill the essence of the relationship between these seemingly disparate yet mysteriously intertwined domains. Further, the valiant computation of p-values served as the sentinel, guarding against the whims of chance and bolstering the legitimacy of our findings. Our interaction with the data was not merely pedantic; it was a vibrant tango with the unseen forces of statistical significance, dancing on the precipice of conventional wisdom to discover the rhythm that bridged two ostensibly unrelated universes.

Data Interpretation:

Upon ascertaining the veritable treasure trove of statistical insights, we embarked on the interpretative phase of our expedition. The correlation coefficient stood as the testament to the alluring dance of skin queries and football feats, prompting not only a ponderous stroke of the beard but also the occasional chuckle at the whims of the statistical apparatus. The corroborative p-value, vouchsafing the legitimacy of our findings with a resounding p < 0.05, delivered a punchline befitting the mirthful spirit of our scholarly caper. Through the archaic art of interpreting statistical significance, we endeavored to lend coherence to the seemingly incongruous marriage of dermatological dilemmas and gridiron glories, evoking both intellectual intrigue and the occasional guffaw in our noble readers.

Limitations:

We gratefully acknowledge the limitations inherent in our pursuit of uncovering the elusive threads connecting skin queries and football triumphs. The intricacies of human behavior, digital trends, and the capricious nature of sports performance pose as impish challenges to our scholarly venture. However, armed with the shield of statistical rigor and the sword of academic merriment, we soldiered forth, fully cognizant of the candied perils that awaited us in this cerebral carnival.

In conclusion, our methodology, shaped by the impish dance of internet data, statistical derring-do, and a sprinkling of academic joviality, served as the bedrock upon which we embarked on our whimsical pilgrimage into the peculiar junctures of digital curiosities and sporting prowess.

And remember, folks, when it comes to unearthing correlations as absurdly delightful as this one, the journey may be fraught with statistical perils, but the rewards are nothing short of academically merry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'is this a wart' and Season wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and Pro-Football-Reference.com .

For the time period 2004 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.5075547, r-squared of 0.2576117, and p < 0.05.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Football Flourish or Warty Woes: An Empirical Examination of Google Searches for 'Is This a Wart' and Season Wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into an unconventional yet overtly significant relationship between Google searches for dermatological inquiries and the athletic triumphs of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Leveraging the power of data from Google Trends and Pro-Football-Reference.com, our team embarked on an enthralling quest to uncover the hidden ties between the uncertainty of skin growth and the certainty of football victories. Our analysis revealed a resounding correlation coefficient of 0.5075547, prompting surprising insights into the converging pathways of sports fandom and everyday skin concerns. The p-value of less than 0.05 further solidified our findings, underscoring the palpable link between digital queries about warts and the Steelers' quest for gridiron glory. Our research offers a whimsical yet thought-provoking exploration into the curious intersections of communal anxieties and sporting achievements, adding a waggish twist to the oft-stoic landscape of scholarly inquiry.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
[INTRODUCTION]
The intersection of sports and dermatological inquiries may seem like an unlikely pairing at first glance. However, upon closer examination, one may uncover a peculiar correlation between Google searches for "Is This a Wart" and the seasonal performance of the Pittsburgh Steelers. While the realm of empirical research typically focuses on more conventional relationships, such as economic indicators or public health outcomes, we cannot discount the intriguing prospect of shedding light on the curious interplay between sports fandom and skin-related concerns. As we venture into this uncharted territory of statistical whimsy, we must acknowledge the potential for both merriment and enlightenment in unraveling the enigma of warty woes and football flourish.
The amalgamation of football fervor and dermatological curiosity sets the stage for a captivating journey through the labyrinth of data analysis. While the notion of skin growth uncertainties dictating the fate of a professional football team may appear preposterous to the uninitiated, we are compelled by the allure of unearthing unlikely patterns in the vast expanse of digital trail left by Google search queries. As we embark on this scholarly escapade, we stand poised to debunk skepticism and rally behind the notion that even the most frivolous inquiries can yield significant insights – or perhaps simply a good chuckle – within the academic confines of research inquiry.
Leveraging the arsenal of statistical techniques and the boundless expanse of internet search records, this study serves as a vivacious testament to the inquisitive disposition of empirical inquiry. With a twinkle in our eyes and a dash of statistical rigor, we set out to examine the correlation, or lack thereof, between the sporadic anxieties about skin irregularities and the steadfast resolve displayed by the Steelers on the gridiron. As the hallowed halls of academia embrace our unorthodox pursuit, our research endeavors to not only entertain but also provoke contemplation about the oft-overlooked nuances of human behavior, be it in the arena of sports devotion or the realm of epidermal perplexities.
Adhering to the tenets of scholarly rigor while embracing the lighthearted spirit of our inquiry, we wade into the rivulet of unanticipated connections, armed with p-values and correlation coefficients as our trusty guideposts. This whimsical expedition, anchored in the realm of empirical inquiry, promises to deliver a delightful pilgrimage through the confluence of fanatical fervor and mundane musings about skin anomalies. As we navigate the uncharted waters of peculiar correlations, we invite the reader to partake in this academic caper with equal measures of bemusement and intellectual curiosity.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The exploration of the vexing relationship between Google searches for "Is This a Wart" and the Pittsburgh Steelers' season wins has unearthed captivating revelations. Our analytical foray, spanning the years 2004 to 2023, uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.5075547, indicating a moderate positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The r-squared value of 0.2576117 added further credence to this connection, underscoring the substantial influence of skin-related uncertainties on the Steelers' athletic prowess.

The p-value of less than 0.05 reinforces the robustness of our findings, dispelling any doubts about the statistical significance of this unorthodox association. Notably, the p-value provided compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis that Google searches for dermatological concerns and the Steelers' performance are unrelated. These results augment our understanding of the unanticipated synapses between everyday queries about skin anomalies and the ebbs and flows of a professional football team's victories.

Upon examining the scatterplot in Figure 1, the appreciable clustering of data points indicates a discernible trend, with an increase in Google searches for "Is This a Wart" coinciding with elevated Pittsburgh Steelers' season wins. As each data point in the scatterplot beckons the viewer to ponder the whimsical partnership of skin-related queries and athletic triumphs, it becomes evident that this correlation is no wart of the imagination.

The unexpected convergence of these two seemingly unrelated domains bespeaks a fascinating juxtaposition of human interests. This correlation elucidates the remarkable interplay between communal skin-related anxieties and the jubilation derived from a successful football season, opening avenues for further mirthful contemplation within the scholarly terrain of empirical inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'is this a wart' and Season wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Football Flourish or Warty Woes: An Empirical Examination of Google Searches for 'Is This a Wart' and Season Wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into an unconventional yet overtly significant relationship between Google searches for dermatological inquiries and the athletic triumphs of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Leveraging the power of data from Google Trends and Pro-Football-Reference.com, our team embarked on an enthralling quest to uncover the hidden ties between the uncertainty of skin growth and the certainty of football victories. Our analysis revealed a resounding correlation coefficient of 0.5075547, prompting surprising insights into the converging pathways of sports fandom and everyday skin concerns. The p-value of less than 0.05 further solidified our findings, underscoring the palpable link between digital queries about warts and the Steelers' quest for gridiron glory. Our research offers a whimsical yet thought-provoking exploration into the curious intersections of communal anxieties and sporting achievements, adding a waggish twist to the oft-stoic landscape of scholarly inquiry.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Skin Conditions and Their Impact on Daily Life," Smith et al. delve into the psychological impact of dermatological concerns, highlighting the pervasive anxiety and self-consciousness that accompany skin irregularities. The authors find compelling evidence of the profound influence of skin conditions on individuals' emotional well-being and social interactions. While the focus of this study may not directly align with the fervent spirit of sports fandom, it sets the stage for contemplating the wider implications of skin-related anxieties on diverse facets of human experience.
Doe's comprehensive exploration in "Sports and Societal Anxieties" offers an intriguing perspective on the intersection of communal concerns and athletic pursuits. The study examines the various societal stressors that permeate the sphere of sports, shedding light on how collective anxieties manifest in the context of athletic engagements. While not specifically centered on dermatological inquiries, this work lays the groundwork for understanding the potential interplay between communal apprehensions and the realm of competitive sports.
Jones provides a meticulous analysis in "Winning Streaks and Superstitions: Unraveling the Mysteries of Sports Fans' Behavior," elucidating the intricate relationship between sports outcomes and fans' idiosyncratic beliefs. The research delves into the superstitions and rituals that fans adopt in the hopes of influencing their favorite teams' performances. Although the focus remains on sports psychology, the study's insights into the quirky behaviors of sports enthusiasts serve as a pertinent backdrop for our investigation into the curious parallelism of Google searches for skin conditions and the Steelers' victories.
Transitioning from sober scholarly works to more esoteric territory, the inquiry veers into non-fiction books with tangential relevance. "Skin Deep: A Comprehensive Guide to Dermatological Quandaries" and "Football Fever: Tales of Fandom and Folly" offer divergent yet intriguing perspectives that, upon first glance, may not seem readily connected. However, within this juxtaposition lies the crux of our foray into the uncharted terrain of odd correlations.
Adding a touch of whimsy to our literary palette, fictional works such as "The Skin Affair," a gripping novel that intricately weaves skin-related enigmas with the thrill of sporting conquests, inject a light-hearted tone into our contemplation of the unconventional bond between skin queries and football victories. Meanwhile, "Gridiron Adventures of Warty the Mascot" playfully alludes to the peculiar terrain where sports enthusiasm and dermatological uncertainties intersect, hinting at the potential synergy between the ostensibly disparate realms.
Drawing inspiration from childhood reminiscences, animated series like "The Wart and the Touchdown: A Tale of Unlikely Synergy" and "Dermatology Detectives: Skin Mysteries in the Sporting World" infuse an air of playfulness into our exploration, evoking the whimsical amalgamation of youthful intrigue and sporting spectacles.
As we navigate the scholarly landscape intermingled with fictive allusions and childhood recollections, our literature review sets the stage for a rollicking escapade through the curious realm of empirical research, enlivened by the unexpected parallels between dermatological musings and the gridiron triumphs of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

[[RESULTS]]
The exploration of the vexing relationship between Google searches for "Is This a Wart" and the Pittsburgh Steelers' season wins has unearthed captivating revelations. Our analytical foray, spanning the years 2004 to 2023, uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.5075547, indicating a moderate positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The r-squared value of 0.2576117 added further credence to this connection, underscoring the substantial influence of skin-related uncertainties on the Steelers' athletic prowess.
The p-value of less than 0.05 reinforces the robustness of our findings, dispelling any doubts about the statistical significance of this unorthodox association. Notably, the p-value provided compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis that Google searches for dermatological concerns and the Steelers' performance are unrelated. These results augment our understanding of the unanticipated synapses between everyday queries about skin anomalies and the ebbs and flows of a professional football team's victories.
Upon examining the scatterplot in Figure 1, the appreciable clustering of data points indicates a discernible trend, with an increase in Google searches for "Is This a Wart" coinciding with elevated Pittsburgh Steelers' season wins. As each data point in the scatterplot beckons the viewer to ponder the whimsical partnership of skin-related queries and athletic triumphs, it becomes evident that this correlation is no wart of the imagination.
The unexpected convergence of these two seemingly unrelated domains bespeaks a fascinating juxtaposition of human interests. This correlation elucidates the remarkable interplay between communal skin-related anxieties and the jubilation derived from a successful football season, opening avenues for further mirthful contemplation within the scholarly terrain of empirical inquiry.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our findings have unveiled a peculiar yet compelling connection between the querulous ponderings about skin irregularities and the jubilant realm of football victories. With a correlation coefficient of 0.5075547, our study not only substantiates the existence of a moderate positive relationship between Google searches for "Is This a Wart" and the Pittsburgh Steelers' season wins but also lays the groundwork for exuberant contemplations. Our results effectively bolster the previous research that delved into the psychological impact of dermatological concerns – an impact that evidently extends to the domain of sports triumphs, amplifying the reverberations of skin-related anxieties in the collective psyche.

Harking back to the scholastic works that seemingly tiptoed into whimsical territory, our findings offer a solemn validation of the unorthodox parallels hinted at in "The Skin Affair." While the novel's narrative may appear fanciful, the resonance between skin enigmas and sporting conquests subtly alluded to in its pages finds an unexpected mirror in our empirical results. Likewise, the lighthearted visages of "The Wart and the Touchdown: A Tale of Unlikely Synergy" and "Dermatology Detectives: Skin Mysteries in the Sporting World" now assume a poignant gravitas, infusing our scholarly exploration with a dash of sprightly sagacity.

Furthermore, our observed correlation sheds newfound light on the idiosyncratic beliefs and superstitions detailed in Jones' revelatory analysis. While the study primarily focused on the psyche of sports enthusiasts and their whimsical rituals, our research underscores the palpable influence of communal skin-related concerns on the intricate tapestry of fans' fervent hopes for their team's success. It seems that the rituals of fans extend beyond lucky socks and pre-game chants, venturing into the uncharted terrain of digital inquiries about dermatological quandaries.

The scatterplot in Figure 1 beckons us to peer through the looking glass of statistical inquiry, inviting observers to ponder the whimsical interplay of human curiosities across seemingly disparate domains. As the data points cluster and converge with a resolute sense of purpose, they fashion a compelling narrative of the intertwining pathways of communal anxieties and sporting jubilation. This correlation remains no wart of the imagination, but rather a testament to the amusing enigma that science and statistical inquiry can unravel.

In this jubilant merger of dermatological musings and gridiron triumphs, our exploration has not only advanced the frontiers of empirical inquiry but also sparked a mirthful reverie, extending an invitation to fellow scholars to embark on whimsical expeditions through the undulating landscapes of curious correlations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'is this a wart' and Season wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Football Flourish or Warty Woes: An Empirical Examination of Google Searches for 'Is This a Wart' and Season Wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into an unconventional yet overtly significant relationship between Google searches for dermatological inquiries and the athletic triumphs of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Leveraging the power of data from Google Trends and Pro-Football-Reference.com, our team embarked on an enthralling quest to uncover the hidden ties between the uncertainty of skin growth and the certainty of football victories. Our analysis revealed a resounding correlation coefficient of 0.5075547, prompting surprising insights into the converging pathways of sports fandom and everyday skin concerns. The p-value of less than 0.05 further solidified our findings, underscoring the palpable link between digital queries about warts and the Steelers' quest for gridiron glory. Our research offers a whimsical yet thought-provoking exploration into the curious intersections of communal anxieties and sporting achievements, adding a waggish twist to the oft-stoic landscape of scholarly inquiry.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
[INTRODUCTION]
The intersection of sports and dermatological inquiries may seem like an unlikely pairing at first glance. However, upon closer examination, one may uncover a peculiar correlation between Google searches for "Is This a Wart" and the seasonal performance of the Pittsburgh Steelers. While the realm of empirical research typically focuses on more conventional relationships, such as economic indicators or public health outcomes, we cannot discount the intriguing prospect of shedding light on the curious interplay between sports fandom and skin-related concerns. As we venture into this uncharted territory of statistical whimsy, we must acknowledge the potential for both merriment and enlightenment in unraveling the enigma of warty woes and football flourish.
The amalgamation of football fervor and dermatological curiosity sets the stage for a captivating journey through the labyrinth of data analysis. While the notion of skin growth uncertainties dictating the fate of a professional football team may appear preposterous to the uninitiated, we are compelled by the allure of unearthing unlikely patterns in the vast expanse of digital trail left by Google search queries. As we embark on this scholarly escapade, we stand poised to debunk skepticism and rally behind the notion that even the most frivolous inquiries can yield significant insights – or perhaps simply a good chuckle – within the academic confines of research inquiry.
Leveraging the arsenal of statistical techniques and the boundless expanse of internet search records, this study serves as a vivacious testament to the inquisitive disposition of empirical inquiry. With a twinkle in our eyes and a dash of statistical rigor, we set out to examine the correlation, or lack thereof, between the sporadic anxieties about skin irregularities and the steadfast resolve displayed by the Steelers on the gridiron. As the hallowed halls of academia embrace our unorthodox pursuit, our research endeavors to not only entertain but also provoke contemplation about the oft-overlooked nuances of human behavior, be it in the arena of sports devotion or the realm of epidermal perplexities.
Adhering to the tenets of scholarly rigor while embracing the lighthearted spirit of our inquiry, we wade into the rivulet of unanticipated connections, armed with p-values and correlation coefficients as our trusty guideposts. This whimsical expedition, anchored in the realm of empirical inquiry, promises to deliver a delightful pilgrimage through the confluence of fanatical fervor and mundane musings about skin anomalies. As we navigate the uncharted waters of peculiar correlations, we invite the reader to partake in this academic caper with equal measures of bemusement and intellectual curiosity.

[[RESULTS]]
The exploration of the vexing relationship between Google searches for "Is This a Wart" and the Pittsburgh Steelers' season wins has unearthed captivating revelations. Our analytical foray, spanning the years 2004 to 2023, uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.5075547, indicating a moderate positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The r-squared value of 0.2576117 added further credence to this connection, underscoring the substantial influence of skin-related uncertainties on the Steelers' athletic prowess.
The p-value of less than 0.05 reinforces the robustness of our findings, dispelling any doubts about the statistical significance of this unorthodox association. Notably, the p-value provided compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis that Google searches for dermatological concerns and the Steelers' performance are unrelated. These results augment our understanding of the unanticipated synapses between everyday queries about skin anomalies and the ebbs and flows of a professional football team's victories.
Upon examining the scatterplot in Figure 1, the appreciable clustering of data points indicates a discernible trend, with an increase in Google searches for "Is This a Wart" coinciding with elevated Pittsburgh Steelers' season wins. As each data point in the scatterplot beckons the viewer to ponder the whimsical partnership of skin-related queries and athletic triumphs, it becomes evident that this correlation is no wart of the imagination.
The unexpected convergence of these two seemingly unrelated domains bespeaks a fascinating juxtaposition of human interests. This correlation elucidates the remarkable interplay between communal skin-related anxieties and the jubilation derived from a successful football season, opening avenues for further mirthful contemplation within the scholarly terrain of empirical inquiry.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has illuminated a captivating correlation between Google searches for "Is This a Wart" and the Pittsburgh Steelers' season wins, unveiling a peculiar nexus between dermatological uncertainties and gridiron triumphs. The statistical evidence showcasing a moderate positive relationship, underscored by the reputable p-value and r-squared value, urges us to embrace the whimsical unpredictability of human interests in our scholarly pursuits. It seems that when it comes to the Steelers' victories, an uptick in queries about dubious skin growths is not merely a wart of happenstance.

As we reflect on the capricious interplay of communal anxieties and sporting exuberance, we are reminded that academic inquiry is not immune to the alluring dance of the unexpected. Our scholarly escapade, adorned with p-values and scatterplots, urges us to embrace the delightful peculiarity of this correlation and the waggish spirit that infuses our pursuit of knowledge.

In the spirit of scientific exploration, our findings provoke both contemplation and a shared smirk, inviting scholars and enthusiasts alike to revel in the playful absurdity of uncovering meaningful patterns in the most unconventional arenas. On that note, we declare that no further research is needed in this area, for we have sufficiently marinated in the mirth of this unlikely correlation, leaving no wart unturned, and no touchdown uncelebrated.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Football Flourish or Warty Woes: An Empirical Examination of Google Searches for 'Is This a Wart' and Season Wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Sports Medicine and Information Technology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Football Flourish or Warty Woes: An Empirical Examination of Google Searches for 'Is This a Wart' and Season Wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Quirky Research Endeavors


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Football Flourish or Warty Woes: An Empirical Examination of Google Searches for 'Is This a Wart' and Season Wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers with an abstract of In this paper, we delve into an unconventional yet overtly significant relationship between Google searches for dermatological inquiries and the athletic triumphs of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Leveraging the power of data from Google Trends and Pro-Football-Reference.com, our team embarked on an enthralling quest to uncover the hidden ties between the uncertainty of skin growth and the certainty of football victories. Our analysis revealed a resounding correlation coefficient of 0.5075547, prompting surprising insights into the converging pathways of sports fandom and everyday skin concerns. The p-value of less than 0.05 further solidified our findings, underscoring the palpable link between digital queries about warts and the Steelers' quest for gridiron glory. Our research offers a whimsical yet thought-provoking exploration into the curious intersections of communal anxieties and sporting achievements, adding a waggish twist to the oft-stoic landscape of scholarly inquiry.

ChatGPT:

Google searches, dermatological inquiries, Pittsburgh Steelers, athletic triumphs, football victories, Google Trends, Pro-Football-Reference, correlation coefficient, skin concerns, sports fandom, p-value, communal anxieties, sporting achievements, scholarly inquiry.

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Data details

Google searches for 'is this a wart'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'is this a wart' (United States, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'is this a wart'

Season wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers
Detailed data title: Number of season wins by the Pittsburgh Steelers
Source: Pro-Football-Reference.com
See what else correlates with Season wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers

Correlation r = 0.5075547 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.2576117 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 25.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Season wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Google searches for 'is this a wart') over the 20 years from 2004 through 2023.

p < 0.05, which statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.022. 0.0223444767044704940000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.51 in 2.2% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 45 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.08, 0.78 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
Google searches for 'is this a wart' (Rel. search volume)27.08335.757.833332.833339.166674.256.166678.755.166676.583337.833338.0833310.16677.9166798.083337.755.83333911.0833
Season wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers (Steelers wins)1511810129121288111011139812997




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  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([27.0833,5.75,7.83333,2.83333,9.16667,4.25,6.16667,8.75,5.16667,6.58333,7.83333,8.08333,10.1667,7.91667,9,8.08333,7.75,5.83333,9,11.0833,])
array_2 = np.array([15,11,8,10,12,9,12,12,8,8,11,10,11,13,9,8,12,9,9,7,])
array_1_name = "Google searches for 'is this a wart'"
array_2_name = "Season wins for the Pittsburgh Steelers"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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