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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Robberies in New Hampshire and the second variable is The number of housekeepers in New Hampshire.  The chart goes from 2003 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the saying goes, when there's less thieving, there's fewer cleaning! With a decrease in robberies, it seems the demand for housekeepers has also taken a nosedive. It's almost as if the robbers were the real clean freaks, always tidying up after themselves. Looks like the only thing being stolen now is the housekeepers' free time!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s depicting a quiet New Hampshire neighborhood. In the scene, a group of robbers is peeking through the windows of a pristine house, their plans foiled by the immaculate cleanliness within. Meanwhile, the nearby street shows a noticeable decline in the number of housekeepers walking by, their services unneeded as more and more homeowners take pride in maintaining their own spotless abodes. The visual depiction should be kept simple and should not include any words or speech bubbles. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Robberies in New Hampshire and The number of housekeepers in New Hampshire. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cute cartoon Cutsy art illustration A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s Concept art A photo-realistic image
ChatGPT: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Robberies in New Hampshire and The number of housekeepers in New Hampshire, in the following situation: Because robbers were discovering that most New Hampshire homes were already immaculately clean, leading to a decrease in demand for housekeepers as more people took pride in their cleaning skills.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a quiet New Hampshire neighborhood, a group of robbers peeked through the windows of a pristine house, their plans foiled by the immaculate cleanliness within. Meanwhile, the nearby street showed a noticeable decline in the number of housekeepers walking by, their services unneeded as more and more homeowners took pride in maintaining their own spotless abodes.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s ] and depicting this scene: In a quiet New Hampshire neighborhood, a group of robbers peeked through the windows of a pristine house, their plans foiled by the immaculate cleanliness within. Meanwhile, the nearby street showed a noticeable decline in the number of housekeepers walking by, their services unneeded as more and more homeowners took pride in maintaining their own spotless abodes. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s depicting a quiet New Hampshire neighborhood. In the scene, a group of robbers is peeking through the windows of a pristine house, their plans foiled by the immaculate cleanliness within. Meanwhile, the nearby street shows a noticeable decline in the number of housekeepers walking by, their services unneeded as more and more homeowners take pride in maintaining their own spotless abodes. The visual depiction should be kept simple and should not include any words or speech bubbles.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Robberies in New Hampshire caused The number of housekeepers in New Hampshire to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Great Granite State Capers: Housekeepers and Crime Rate in New Hampshire

Journal of Quirky Sociological Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in New Hampshire and The number of housekeepers in New Hampshire. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8457166 and p < 0.01 for 2003 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Great Granite State Capers: Housekeepers and Crime Rate in New Hampshire

[[ABSTRACT]]
This empirical study explores the relationship between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in the state of New Hampshire over the period from 2003 to 2022. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the research team employed statistical analyses to examine this peculiar association. Surprisingly, our findings reveal a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8457166 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a compelling link between these seemingly incongruous variables. The unexpected connection between tidy homes and illicit activities in the bucolic environs of New Hampshire prompts further inquiry into the socio-economic and psychological underpinnings of criminal behavior. This investigation sheds light on the potential influence of domestic chores and cleanliness on criminal tendencies, offering an unconventional perspective on crime prevention and law enforcement strategies in idyllic locales.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in New Hampshire and The number of housekeepers in New Hampshire. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Great Granite State Capers: Housekeepers and Crime Rate in New Hampshire

[[ABSTRACT]]
This empirical study explores the relationship between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in the state of New Hampshire over the period from 2003 to 2022. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the research team employed statistical analyses to examine this peculiar association. Surprisingly, our findings reveal a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8457166 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a compelling link between these seemingly incongruous variables. The unexpected connection between tidy homes and illicit activities in the bucolic environs of New Hampshire prompts further inquiry into the socio-economic and psychological underpinnings of criminal behavior. This investigation sheds light on the potential influence of domestic chores and cleanliness on criminal tendencies, offering an unconventional perspective on crime prevention and law enforcement strategies in idyllic locales.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION

The idyllic state of New Hampshire, known for its picturesque scenery and quaint towns, has long been a subject of admiration and curiosity. However, beneath the surface of its serene landscapes and cozy hamlets, a curious connection has emerged between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies. This seemingly paradoxical relationship has piqued the interest of researchers and raised eyebrows among those familiar with the Live Free or Die state.

It is a well-established fact that household cleanliness and organization contribute to physical and mental well-being. A tidy domicile is often associated with a sense of order and security, creating an environment conducive to peace and tranquility. However, the unexpected revelation of a statistical association between the number of housekeepers and the occurrence of robberies in New Hampshire challenges conventional wisdom and invites a closer examination of the underlying factors at play.

As the state with the third-lowest crime rate in the United States, New Hampshire presents a unique backdrop for this investigation. The juxtaposition of its pristine natural beauty with the enigmatic correlation between household maintenance and criminal activity provides an intriguing avenue for scholarly inquiry. By delving into this puzzling phenomenon, we endeavor to uncover the nuanced dynamics that may underlie the interplay between housekeeping and crime in the Great Granite State.

This empirical study aims to elucidate the unexpected link between the prevalence of housekeepers and the frequency of robberies in New Hampshire. Leveraging comprehensive datasets and employing rigorous statistical analyses, we endeavor to unravel the tangled web that connects these seemingly disparate variables. The findings of this research hold potential implications for crime prevention strategies and shed light on the often-overlooked impact of domestic orderliness on societal behavior.

The revelation of this unanticipated correlation challenges traditional perceptions and beckons further exploration into the intricate tapestry of human behavior. As we embark on this scholarly odyssey, a blend of skepticism and curiosity propels our quest to decode the peculiar interplay between household affairs and criminal escapades in the serene milieu of New Hampshire. Thus, with a wry smile and an arched eyebrow, we set forth on our quest to unravel the enigma of The Great Granite State Capers.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in New Hampshire and The number of housekeepers in New Hampshire. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Great Granite State Capers: Housekeepers and Crime Rate in New Hampshire

[[ABSTRACT]]
This empirical study explores the relationship between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in the state of New Hampshire over the period from 2003 to 2022. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the research team employed statistical analyses to examine this peculiar association. Surprisingly, our findings reveal a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8457166 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a compelling link between these seemingly incongruous variables. The unexpected connection between tidy homes and illicit activities in the bucolic environs of New Hampshire prompts further inquiry into the socio-economic and psychological underpinnings of criminal behavior. This investigation sheds light on the potential influence of domestic chores and cleanliness on criminal tendencies, offering an unconventional perspective on crime prevention and law enforcement strategies in idyllic locales.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The idyllic state of New Hampshire, known for its picturesque scenery and quaint towns, has long been a subject of admiration and curiosity. However, beneath the surface of its serene landscapes and cozy hamlets, a curious connection has emerged between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies. This seemingly paradoxical relationship has piqued the interest of researchers and raised eyebrows among those familiar with the Live Free or Die state.
It is a well-established fact that household cleanliness and organization contribute to physical and mental well-being. A tidy domicile is often associated with a sense of order and security, creating an environment conducive to peace and tranquility. However, the unexpected revelation of a statistical association between the number of housekeepers and the occurrence of robberies in New Hampshire challenges conventional wisdom and invites a closer examination of the underlying factors at play.
As the state with the third-lowest crime rate in the United States, New Hampshire presents a unique backdrop for this investigation. The juxtaposition of its pristine natural beauty with the enigmatic correlation between household maintenance and criminal activity provides an intriguing avenue for scholarly inquiry. By delving into this puzzling phenomenon, we endeavor to uncover the nuanced dynamics that may underlie the interplay between housekeeping and crime in the Great Granite State.
This empirical study aims to elucidate the unexpected link between the prevalence of housekeepers and the frequency of robberies in New Hampshire. Leveraging comprehensive datasets and employing rigorous statistical analyses, we endeavor to unravel the tangled web that connects these seemingly disparate variables. The findings of this research hold potential implications for crime prevention strategies and shed light on the often-overlooked impact of domestic orderliness on societal behavior.
The revelation of this unanticipated correlation challenges traditional perceptions and beckons further exploration into the intricate tapestry of human behavior. As we embark on this scholarly odyssey, a blend of skepticism and curiosity propels our quest to decode the peculiar interplay between household affairs and criminal escapades in the serene milieu of New Hampshire. Thus, with a wry smile and an arched eyebrow, we set forth on our quest to unravel the enigma of The Great Granite State Capers.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The empirical study of the relationship between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in the state of New Hampshire has garnered interest from researchers across diverse disciplines. The findings suggest an unlikely correlation between these seemingly incongruous variables, prompting a search for explanations and implications that transcend traditional paradigms.

In "Domestic Dynamics: The Impact of Household Maintenance on Societal Behavior," Smith et al. present an initial exploration into the unexpected link between housekeeping practices and criminal activities. Their study, based on the analysis of census and crime data, reveals a positive correlation between the number of housekeepers per capita and the prevalence of theft-related offenses in New Hampshire. The authors posit that the cognitive dissonance induced by impeccably clean homes in contrast to the proclivity for illicit deeds may be a contributing factor to this perplexing relationship.

Furthermore, Doe's research in "Spotless Streets, Sticky Fingers: Unraveling the Roomba Robberies" delves deeper into this enigmatic connection. Through an examination of neighborhood-level data and qualitative interviews with law enforcement officials, the study uncovers a pattern of increased robbery incidents in areas known for meticulous home maintenance. The authors suggest that the conspicuous absence of household clutter may attract opportunistic thieves, thereby challenging the conventional wisdom that cleanliness deters criminal behavior.

Jones et al. provide a comprehensive analysis in "Maid to Steal: Exploring the Cleanliness-Crime Nexus." Their study, drawing from behavioral psychology and criminology literature, offers a theoretical framework for understanding the paradoxical relationship between household cleanliness and theft. The authors propose the "Sparkling Seduction Hypothesis," positing that excessively pristine dwellings may inadvertently allure individuals with nefarious intentions due to the aura of affluence and security they exude.

While these scholarly endeavors set the stage for a nuanced exploration of the relationship between housekeeping and crime, it is imperative to consider a broader array of perspectives. The interdisciplinary nature of this unusual phenomenon warrants a multidisciplinary approach, encompassing insights from fields such as sociology, environmental psychology, and perhaps even astrobiology.

In "The Clean Conundrum: A Sociological Inquiry into Tidiness and Transgressions," author Jane Austen (not to be confused with the distinguished novelist) introduces a sociological perspective on the implications of pristine households in relation to criminal activities. Austen's work challenges entrenched assumptions about the role of cleanliness in shaping individual and collective behaviors, offering a thought-provoking discourse on the socio-cultural dynamics at play.

Moving beyond the confines of non-fiction literature, the fictional realm provides intriguing narratives that mirror the perplexing alliance between household upkeep and unlawful acts. In "The Case of the Pilfered Pine-Sol," detective fiction by Agatha Christie seamlessly weaves the motif of immaculate interiors with the commission of felonious deeds. The idyllic backdrop of rural England, reminiscent of the serene landscapes of New Hampshire, serves as a backdrop for Christie's ingeniously plotted tale of domesticity and deviance.

Similarly, P.G. Wodehouse's comedic masterpiece, "Bertie Wooster and the Larcenous Laundry," humorously navigates the theme of housekeeping and villainy in the context of English country homes. While the antics of its hapless protagonist may seem far removed from the empirical rigor of academic inquiry, Wodehouse's narrative provides a lighthearted lens through which to contemplate the intersection of cleanliness and crime.

In addition to literary explorations, cinematic portrayals offer a lens through which to examine the interplay between housekeeping and illicit behavior. The classic film "Mrs. Doubtfire" humorously depicts the zany escapades of a devoted housekeeper who, while not engaging in criminal activities, challenges societal conventions of gender roles and household management. While the narrative of a cross-dressing protagonist may appear tangential to the scholarly inquiry at hand, the underlying themes of domestic order and subversion invite reflection on the multifaceted nature of household dynamics.

As this whimsical foray into the intersection of housekeeping and criminality continues, it becomes evident that the link between tidy homes and unlawful pursuits transcends the boundaries of empirical inquiry, finding resonance in the realms of literature and cinema. The convergence of serious scholarship with playful narratives underscores the enigmatic nature of this peculiar phenomenon and invites further exploration into the idiosyncrasies of human behavior.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in New Hampshire and The number of housekeepers in New Hampshire. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2003 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Great Granite State Capers: Housekeepers and Crime Rate in New Hampshire

[[ABSTRACT]]
This empirical study explores the relationship between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in the state of New Hampshire over the period from 2003 to 2022. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the research team employed statistical analyses to examine this peculiar association. Surprisingly, our findings reveal a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8457166 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a compelling link between these seemingly incongruous variables. The unexpected connection between tidy homes and illicit activities in the bucolic environs of New Hampshire prompts further inquiry into the socio-economic and psychological underpinnings of criminal behavior. This investigation sheds light on the potential influence of domestic chores and cleanliness on criminal tendencies, offering an unconventional perspective on crime prevention and law enforcement strategies in idyllic locales.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The idyllic state of New Hampshire, known for its picturesque scenery and quaint towns, has long been a subject of admiration and curiosity. However, beneath the surface of its serene landscapes and cozy hamlets, a curious connection has emerged between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies. This seemingly paradoxical relationship has piqued the interest of researchers and raised eyebrows among those familiar with the Live Free or Die state.
It is a well-established fact that household cleanliness and organization contribute to physical and mental well-being. A tidy domicile is often associated with a sense of order and security, creating an environment conducive to peace and tranquility. However, the unexpected revelation of a statistical association between the number of housekeepers and the occurrence of robberies in New Hampshire challenges conventional wisdom and invites a closer examination of the underlying factors at play.
As the state with the third-lowest crime rate in the United States, New Hampshire presents a unique backdrop for this investigation. The juxtaposition of its pristine natural beauty with the enigmatic correlation between household maintenance and criminal activity provides an intriguing avenue for scholarly inquiry. By delving into this puzzling phenomenon, we endeavor to uncover the nuanced dynamics that may underlie the interplay between housekeeping and crime in the Great Granite State.
This empirical study aims to elucidate the unexpected link between the prevalence of housekeepers and the frequency of robberies in New Hampshire. Leveraging comprehensive datasets and employing rigorous statistical analyses, we endeavor to unravel the tangled web that connects these seemingly disparate variables. The findings of this research hold potential implications for crime prevention strategies and shed light on the often-overlooked impact of domestic orderliness on societal behavior.
The revelation of this unanticipated correlation challenges traditional perceptions and beckons further exploration into the intricate tapestry of human behavior. As we embark on this scholarly odyssey, a blend of skepticism and curiosity propels our quest to decode the peculiar interplay between household affairs and criminal escapades in the serene milieu of New Hampshire. Thus, with a wry smile and an arched eyebrow, we set forth on our quest to unravel the enigma of The Great Granite State Capers.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Data Collection:
The data for this study were extensively gathered from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, covering the period from 2003 to 2022. The FBI provided comprehensive information on the incidence of robberies in New Hampshire, while the Bureau of Labor Statistics supplied data on the number of housekeepers employed in the state. These data sources offered a robust foundation for examining the relationship between household personnel and criminal activities.

Variable Selection:
A meticulous selection of variables was employed to capture the essence of this curious connection. The independent variable, representing the number of housekeepers, was juxtaposed with the dependent variable, portraying the occurrences of robberies in the state of New Hampshire. Control variables, including demographic factors and economic indicators, were also considered to ensure the robustness and comprehensiveness of the analysis.

Statistical Analysis:
To illustrate the relationship between the number of housekeepers and the frequency of robberies, a series of rigorous statistical analyses were conducted. The study employed a multivariate regression model to assess the impact of variations in the number of housekeepers on the incidence of robberies, controlling for relevant covariates. The correlation coefficient and p-value were calculated to determine the strength and significance of the association, providing invaluable insights into this peculiar phenomenon.

Sensitivity Analysis:
Sensitivity analyses were performed to test the stability and reliability of the findings. Various model specifications and alternative variable configurations were assessed to ensure the robustness of the results. Additionally, outlier detection techniques were utilized to identify and examine any anomalous observations that could potentially influence the outcomes.

Ethical Considerations:
This research adhered to ethical principles and standards in data collection and analysis. The confidentiality and privacy of individual information were rigorously upheld, and all analyses were conducted in compliance with ethical guidelines and legal regulations.

Limitations:
It is essential to acknowledge the limitations of this study. The correlational nature of the analysis precludes causal inferences, and the findings are context-specific to the state of New Hampshire. Furthermore, the retrospective nature of the data limited the ability to establish temporal relationships between the variables. These constraints warrant cautious interpretation of the results and emphasize the need for further investigations in diverse settings to validate the robustness of the observed associations.

In summary, the methodology encompassed comprehensive data collection, meticulous variable selection, rigorous statistical analyses, sensitivity assessments, ethical considerations, and acknowledgment of limitations. Through this systematic approach, the study aimed to unravel the intricate nexus between the presence of housekeepers and the occurrences of robberies in the captivating realm of New Hampshire, capturing a snapshot of "The Great Granite State Capers" with academic rigor and wry curiosity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in New Hampshire and The number of housekeepers in New Hampshire. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2003 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8457166, r-squared of 0.7152365, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Great Granite State Capers: Housekeepers and Crime Rate in New Hampshire

[[ABSTRACT]]
This empirical study explores the relationship between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in the state of New Hampshire over the period from 2003 to 2022. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the research team employed statistical analyses to examine this peculiar association. Surprisingly, our findings reveal a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8457166 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a compelling link between these seemingly incongruous variables. The unexpected connection between tidy homes and illicit activities in the bucolic environs of New Hampshire prompts further inquiry into the socio-economic and psychological underpinnings of criminal behavior. This investigation sheds light on the potential influence of domestic chores and cleanliness on criminal tendencies, offering an unconventional perspective on crime prevention and law enforcement strategies in idyllic locales.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
The idyllic state of New Hampshire, known for its picturesque scenery and quaint towns, has long been a subject of admiration and curiosity. However, beneath the surface of its serene landscapes and cozy hamlets, a curious connection has emerged between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies. This seemingly paradoxical relationship has piqued the interest of researchers and raised eyebrows among those familiar with the Live Free or Die state.
It is a well-established fact that household cleanliness and organization contribute to physical and mental well-being. A tidy domicile is often associated with a sense of order and security, creating an environment conducive to peace and tranquility. However, the unexpected revelation of a statistical association between the number of housekeepers and the occurrence of robberies in New Hampshire challenges conventional wisdom and invites a closer examination of the underlying factors at play.
As the state with the third-lowest crime rate in the United States, New Hampshire presents a unique backdrop for this investigation. The juxtaposition of its pristine natural beauty with the enigmatic correlation between household maintenance and criminal activity provides an intriguing avenue for scholarly inquiry. By delving into this puzzling phenomenon, we endeavor to uncover the nuanced dynamics that may underlie the interplay between housekeeping and crime in the Great Granite State.
This empirical study aims to elucidate the unexpected link between the prevalence of housekeepers and the frequency of robberies in New Hampshire. Leveraging comprehensive datasets and employing rigorous statistical analyses, we endeavor to unravel the tangled web that connects these seemingly disparate variables. The findings of this research hold potential implications for crime prevention strategies and shed light on the often-overlooked impact of domestic orderliness on societal behavior.
The revelation of this unanticipated correlation challenges traditional perceptions and beckons further exploration into the intricate tapestry of human behavior. As we embark on this scholarly odyssey, a blend of skepticism and curiosity propels our quest to decode the peculiar interplay between household affairs and criminal escapades in the serene milieu of New Hampshire. Thus, with a wry smile and an arched eyebrow, we set forth on our quest to unravel the enigma of The Great Granite State Capers.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analyses conducted on the relationship between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in New Hampshire from 2003 to 2022 revealed an intriguing correlation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8457166 indicates a strong positive relationship between these seemingly incongruous variables. This finding was bolstered by an r-squared value of 0.7152365, suggesting that approximately 71.52% of the variability in robbery incidence can be explained by the number of housekeepers. The p-value of less than 0.01 further consolidates the robustness of this association, indicating a high level of statistical significance.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) illustrates the compelling correlation between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in New Hampshire. While the scatterplot may lack the drama of a true crime novel, the visual representation aptly depicts the upward trend, providing a clear picture of the positive relationship between these variables.

The unexpected revelation of such a strong and statistically significant association between housekeeping and criminal activity in the serene environs of New Hampshire elicits both surprise and skepticism. This entwining of tidiness and thievery challenges conventional wisdom and ignites curiosity regarding the underlying mechanisms at play. These findings prompt a reevaluation of the potential impact of domestic affairs on criminal behavior, underscoring the need for further investigation into this peculiar phenomenon in the pursuit of a cleaner, safer society.

As the study affirms this intriguing correlation, it beckons a shift in traditional perceptions and urges a deeper understanding of the multifaceted influences on criminal tendencies. The unexpected affiliation between domestic cleanliness and illicit activities in the Live Free or Die state invites contemplation, igniting a peculiar blend of fascination and incredulity among scholars and casual observers alike.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in New Hampshire and The number of housekeepers in New Hampshire. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Great Granite State Capers: Housekeepers and Crime Rate in New Hampshire

[[ABSTRACT]]
This empirical study explores the relationship between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in the state of New Hampshire over the period from 2003 to 2022. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the research team employed statistical analyses to examine this peculiar association. Surprisingly, our findings reveal a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8457166 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a compelling link between these seemingly incongruous variables. The unexpected connection between tidy homes and illicit activities in the bucolic environs of New Hampshire prompts further inquiry into the socio-economic and psychological underpinnings of criminal behavior. This investigation sheds light on the potential influence of domestic chores and cleanliness on criminal tendencies, offering an unconventional perspective on crime prevention and law enforcement strategies in idyllic locales.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The empirical study of the relationship between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in the state of New Hampshire has garnered interest from researchers across diverse disciplines. The findings suggest an unlikely correlation between these seemingly incongruous variables, prompting a search for explanations and implications that transcend traditional paradigms.
In "Domestic Dynamics: The Impact of Household Maintenance on Societal Behavior," Smith et al. present an initial exploration into the unexpected link between housekeeping practices and criminal activities. Their study, based on the analysis of census and crime data, reveals a positive correlation between the number of housekeepers per capita and the prevalence of theft-related offenses in New Hampshire. The authors posit that the cognitive dissonance induced by impeccably clean homes in contrast to the proclivity for illicit deeds may be a contributing factor to this perplexing relationship.
Furthermore, Doe's research in "Spotless Streets, Sticky Fingers: Unraveling the Roomba Robberies" delves deeper into this enigmatic connection. Through an examination of neighborhood-level data and qualitative interviews with law enforcement officials, the study uncovers a pattern of increased robbery incidents in areas known for meticulous home maintenance. The authors suggest that the conspicuous absence of household clutter may attract opportunistic thieves, thereby challenging the conventional wisdom that cleanliness deters criminal behavior.
Jones et al. provide a comprehensive analysis in "Maid to Steal: Exploring the Cleanliness-Crime Nexus." Their study, drawing from behavioral psychology and criminology literature, offers a theoretical framework for understanding the paradoxical relationship between household cleanliness and theft. The authors propose the "Sparkling Seduction Hypothesis," positing that excessively pristine dwellings may inadvertently allure individuals with nefarious intentions due to the aura of affluence and security they exude.
While these scholarly endeavors set the stage for a nuanced exploration of the relationship between housekeeping and crime, it is imperative to consider a broader array of perspectives. The interdisciplinary nature of this unusual phenomenon warrants a multidisciplinary approach, encompassing insights from fields such as sociology, environmental psychology, and perhaps even astrobiology.
In "The Clean Conundrum: A Sociological Inquiry into Tidiness and Transgressions," author Jane Austen (not to be confused with the distinguished novelist) introduces a sociological perspective on the implications of pristine households in relation to criminal activities. Austen's work challenges entrenched assumptions about the role of cleanliness in shaping individual and collective behaviors, offering a thought-provoking discourse on the socio-cultural dynamics at play.
Moving beyond the confines of non-fiction literature, the fictional realm provides intriguing narratives that mirror the perplexing alliance between household upkeep and unlawful acts. In "The Case of the Pilfered Pine-Sol," detective fiction by Agatha Christie seamlessly weaves the motif of immaculate interiors with the commission of felonious deeds. The idyllic backdrop of rural England, reminiscent of the serene landscapes of New Hampshire, serves as a backdrop for Christie's ingeniously plotted tale of domesticity and deviance.
Similarly, P.G. Wodehouse's comedic masterpiece, "Bertie Wooster and the Larcenous Laundry," humorously navigates the theme of housekeeping and villainy in the context of English country homes. While the antics of its hapless protagonist may seem far removed from the empirical rigor of academic inquiry, Wodehouse's narrative provides a lighthearted lens through which to contemplate the intersection of cleanliness and crime.
In addition to literary explorations, cinematic portrayals offer a lens through which to examine the interplay between housekeeping and illicit behavior. The classic film "Mrs. Doubtfire" humorously depicts the zany escapades of a devoted housekeeper who, while not engaging in criminal activities, challenges societal conventions of gender roles and household management. While the narrative of a cross-dressing protagonist may appear tangential to the scholarly inquiry at hand, the underlying themes of domestic order and subversion invite reflection on the multifaceted nature of household dynamics.
As this whimsical foray into the intersection of housekeeping and criminality continues, it becomes evident that the link between tidy homes and unlawful pursuits transcends the boundaries of empirical inquiry, finding resonance in the realms of literature and cinema. The convergence of serious scholarship with playful narratives underscores the enigmatic nature of this peculiar phenomenon and invites further exploration into the idiosyncrasies of human behavior.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analyses conducted on the relationship between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in New Hampshire from 2003 to 2022 revealed an intriguing correlation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8457166 indicates a strong positive relationship between these seemingly incongruous variables. This finding was bolstered by an r-squared value of 0.7152365, suggesting that approximately 71.52% of the variability in robbery incidence can be explained by the number of housekeepers. The p-value of less than 0.01 further consolidates the robustness of this association, indicating a high level of statistical significance.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) illustrates the compelling correlation between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in New Hampshire. While the scatterplot may lack the drama of a true crime novel, the visual representation aptly depicts the upward trend, providing a clear picture of the positive relationship between these variables.
The unexpected revelation of such a strong and statistically significant association between housekeeping and criminal activity in the serene environs of New Hampshire elicits both surprise and skepticism. This entwining of tidiness and thievery challenges conventional wisdom and ignites curiosity regarding the underlying mechanisms at play. These findings prompt a reevaluation of the potential impact of domestic affairs on criminal behavior, underscoring the need for further investigation into this peculiar phenomenon in the pursuit of a cleaner, safer society.
As the study affirms this intriguing correlation, it beckons a shift in traditional perceptions and urges a deeper understanding of the multifaceted influences on criminal tendencies. The unexpected affiliation between domestic cleanliness and illicit activities in the Live Free or Die state invites contemplation, igniting a peculiar blend of fascination and incredulity among scholars and casual observers alike.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The robust correlation between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in New Hampshire unearthed in this study echoes and augments prior research that initially highlighted this unexpected relationship. The statistical analyses supported the previous scholarly endeavors, affirming the perplexing link between domestic cleanliness and criminal proclivities.

The investigations by Smith et al., Doe, and Jones et al. alluded to an intriguing association between housekeeping practices and criminal activities. Our findings not only corroborate the initial discoveries but also shed new light on this unanticipated nexus. The strong positive correlation coefficient of 0.8457166 aligns with the intimations put forth by these previous works, emphasizing the relevance of household maintenance in shaping societal behavior. Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.7152365 elucidates that a substantial portion of the variability in robbery incidence can be ascribed to the number of housekeepers, reinforcing the consequential impact of domestic affairs on criminal tendencies. The statistical significance of the association, denoted by a p-value of less than 0.01, provides compelling evidence for the compelling nature of this relationship.

The scatterplot depicting the positive correlation between the variables echoes the narrative of intrigue and curiosity that permeates the scholarly discourse on this unconventional phenomenon. While the implications may seem far-fetched, these results underscore the possibility of a nuanced interplay between domestic tidiness and illicit behaviors. The unexpected consonance of household upkeep and criminal activities suggests the need for a paradigm shift in understanding the socio-economic and psychological dynamics that underpin criminal conduct.

As the study affirms the striking correlation between housekeeping and crime, it beckons a reevaluation of conventional wisdom and highlights the intricate web of influences on criminal tendencies. The interdependence of cleanliness and illicit behavior in the serene landscapes of New Hampshire beckons further inquiry, sparking an amalgamation of wonder and skepticism among scholars and laypersons alike. Indeed, the idyllic environs of New Hampshire serve as an exemplar for recognizing the unanticipated intersections of domestic affairs and criminal propensities, challenging entrenched assumptions and provoking unconventional avenues of inquiry.


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System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in New Hampshire and The number of housekeepers in New Hampshire. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Great Granite State Capers: Housekeepers and Crime Rate in New Hampshire

[[ABSTRACT]]
This empirical study explores the relationship between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in the state of New Hampshire over the period from 2003 to 2022. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the research team employed statistical analyses to examine this peculiar association. Surprisingly, our findings reveal a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8457166 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a compelling link between these seemingly incongruous variables. The unexpected connection between tidy homes and illicit activities in the bucolic environs of New Hampshire prompts further inquiry into the socio-economic and psychological underpinnings of criminal behavior. This investigation sheds light on the potential influence of domestic chores and cleanliness on criminal tendencies, offering an unconventional perspective on crime prevention and law enforcement strategies in idyllic locales.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The idyllic state of New Hampshire, known for its picturesque scenery and quaint towns, has long been a subject of admiration and curiosity. However, beneath the surface of its serene landscapes and cozy hamlets, a curious connection has emerged between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies. This seemingly paradoxical relationship has piqued the interest of researchers and raised eyebrows among those familiar with the Live Free or Die state.
It is a well-established fact that household cleanliness and organization contribute to physical and mental well-being. A tidy domicile is often associated with a sense of order and security, creating an environment conducive to peace and tranquility. However, the unexpected revelation of a statistical association between the number of housekeepers and the occurrence of robberies in New Hampshire challenges conventional wisdom and invites a closer examination of the underlying factors at play.
As the state with the third-lowest crime rate in the United States, New Hampshire presents a unique backdrop for this investigation. The juxtaposition of its pristine natural beauty with the enigmatic correlation between household maintenance and criminal activity provides an intriguing avenue for scholarly inquiry. By delving into this puzzling phenomenon, we endeavor to uncover the nuanced dynamics that may underlie the interplay between housekeeping and crime in the Great Granite State.
This empirical study aims to elucidate the unexpected link between the prevalence of housekeepers and the frequency of robberies in New Hampshire. Leveraging comprehensive datasets and employing rigorous statistical analyses, we endeavor to unravel the tangled web that connects these seemingly disparate variables. The findings of this research hold potential implications for crime prevention strategies and shed light on the often-overlooked impact of domestic orderliness on societal behavior.
The revelation of this unanticipated correlation challenges traditional perceptions and beckons further exploration into the intricate tapestry of human behavior. As we embark on this scholarly odyssey, a blend of skepticism and curiosity propels our quest to decode the peculiar interplay between household affairs and criminal escapades in the serene milieu of New Hampshire. Thus, with a wry smile and an arched eyebrow, we set forth on our quest to unravel the enigma of The Great Granite State Capers.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analyses conducted on the relationship between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in New Hampshire from 2003 to 2022 revealed an intriguing correlation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8457166 indicates a strong positive relationship between these seemingly incongruous variables. This finding was bolstered by an r-squared value of 0.7152365, suggesting that approximately 71.52% of the variability in robbery incidence can be explained by the number of housekeepers. The p-value of less than 0.01 further consolidates the robustness of this association, indicating a high level of statistical significance.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) illustrates the compelling correlation between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in New Hampshire. While the scatterplot may lack the drama of a true crime novel, the visual representation aptly depicts the upward trend, providing a clear picture of the positive relationship between these variables.
The unexpected revelation of such a strong and statistically significant association between housekeeping and criminal activity in the serene environs of New Hampshire elicits both surprise and skepticism. This entwining of tidiness and thievery challenges conventional wisdom and ignites curiosity regarding the underlying mechanisms at play. These findings prompt a reevaluation of the potential impact of domestic affairs on criminal behavior, underscoring the need for further investigation into this peculiar phenomenon in the pursuit of a cleaner, safer society.
As the study affirms this intriguing correlation, it beckons a shift in traditional perceptions and urges a deeper understanding of the multifaceted influences on criminal tendencies. The unexpected affiliation between domestic cleanliness and illicit activities in the Live Free or Die state invites contemplation, igniting a peculiar blend of fascination and incredulity among scholars and casual observers alike.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, the findings of this empirical study unravel a curious correlation between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in the serene environs of New Hampshire. The robust correlation coefficient and statistically significant p-value highlight the intriguing interplay between domestic tidiness and criminal activities, shedding light on the often-overlooked role of housekeeping in societal dynamics. The unexpected revelation of such a strong relationship challenges conventional perceptions and beckons further inquiry into the potential influence of domestic affairs on lawlessness.

The juxtaposition of immaculate abodes and nefarious deeds in the Great Granite State presents an enigmatic puzzle that warrants contemplation, and perhaps a tongue-in-cheek moment or two. While one might be tempted to quip about "cleaning up crime" or "sweeping away burglaries," it is clear that the implications of this discovery are no mere dusting matter. The unexpected bond between household maintenance and criminal tendencies prompts a reevaluation of the factors that shape human behavior, inviting a whimsical reflection on the idiosyncrasies of our societal tapestry.

While it may be tempting to unleash a torrent of puns and witticisms about "clean getaways" or "dusting for fingerprints," the implications of this research are decidedly serious. This improbable nexus between housekeeping and criminal activities in the Live Free or Die state underscores the need for a deeper comprehension of the intricate web of influences that shape our communities. It prompts a blend of fascination and incredulity among scholars and casual observers alike, leading to a deeper understanding of the multifaceted forces at play in our society.

Therefore, in the spirit of academic rigor and a dash of whimsy, this study dispels any doubts about the significance of the correlation between housekeepers and robberies in New Hampshire. With a wry smile and a nod to the unexpected, we assert that no further research is needed in this domain.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Great Granite State Capers: Housekeepers and Crime Rate in New Hampshire. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Quirky Sociological Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Great Granite State Capers: Housekeepers and Crime Rate in New Hampshire. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The East Coast Society for Domestic Economics and Criminology


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System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Great Granite State Capers: Housekeepers and Crime Rate in New Hampshire with an abstract of This empirical study explores the relationship between the number of housekeepers and the incidence of robberies in the state of New Hampshire over the period from 2003 to 2022. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the research team employed statistical analyses to examine this peculiar association. Surprisingly, our findings reveal a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8457166 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a compelling link between these seemingly incongruous variables. The unexpected connection between tidy homes and illicit activities in the bucolic environs of New Hampshire prompts further inquiry into the socio-economic and psychological underpinnings of criminal behavior. This investigation sheds light on the potential influence of domestic chores and cleanliness on criminal tendencies, offering an unconventional perspective on crime prevention and law enforcement strategies in idyllic locales.

ChatGPT:

New Hampshire, housekeepers, crime rate, robberies, statistical analysis, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, Bureau of Labor Statistics, correlation coefficient, p-value, tidy homes, criminal behavior, socio-economic factors, psychological factors, crime prevention, law enforcement strategies

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Data details

Robberies in New Hampshire
Detailed data title: The robbery rate per 100,000 residents in New Hampshire
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Robberies in New Hampshire

The number of housekeepers in New Hampshire
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of maids and housekeeping cleaners in New Hampshire
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of housekeepers in New Hampshire

Correlation r = 0.8457166 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7152365 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 71.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of housekeepers in New Hampshire) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Robberies in New Hampshire) over the 20 years from 2003 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.6E-6. 0.0000026492241370029233000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.85 in 0.00026% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 377,469 random variables You don't actually need 377 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.64, 0.94 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Robberies in New Hampshire (Robbery rate)37.238.527.933.134.33234.334.238.635.648.84135.732.332.725.32420.513.816.1
The number of housekeepers in New Hampshire (Laborers)38703930384037603890378039004000426043004510455046604510413040703620278025402600




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  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




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You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([37.2,38.5,27.9,33.1,34.3,32,34.3,34.2,38.6,35.6,48.8,41,35.7,32.3,32.7,25.3,24,20.5,13.8,16.1,])
array_2 = np.array([3870,3930,3840,3760,3890,3780,3900,4000,4260,4300,4510,4550,4660,4510,4130,4070,3620,2780,2540,2600,])
array_1_name = "Robberies in New Hampshire"
array_2_name = "The number of housekeepers in New Hampshire"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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