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Nevada's sudden shortage of tax professionals inadvertently sparked a ripple effect on a global scale. With tax examiners and collectors in short supply, a series of miscalculations occurred, leading to an unusual tax break for a Brazilian novelty car company. This unexpected windfall caused a surge in demand for novelty cars, leading to a shortage of a key component - customized, diamond-encrusted oil filters. As a result, Petrobras' production line ground to a halt, causing a dramatic decrease in stock price. The moral of the story? Even a tiny hiccup in Nevada can leave Petrobras feeling the pressure!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [Symbolism] In the vast desert of Nevada, a group of tax examiners and collectors are depicted in silhouette against the setting sun, surrounded by towering stacks of papers adorned with the iconic logo of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras. As the examiners meticulously pore over the documents, their numbers gradually dwindle, with some disappearing into the swirling sands. In the distance, the fluctuating stock price chart of Petrobras emerges, appearing as an ethereal, translucent mirage that visibly dips as the number of examiners diminishes, symbolizing the profound impact of reduced scrutiny on the company's financial standing. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of tax examiners and collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras' stock price (PBR.A). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Brutalism Minimalism Symbolism An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie Oragami
ChatGPT: Symbolism
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of tax examiners and collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras' stock price (PBR.A), in the following situation: Because tax examiners and collectors in Nevada were spending all their time auditing Petrobras' stock instead of collecting taxes, when their numbers decreased, Petrobras' stock price fell because there were now fewer people checking their math.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a desert landscape of Nevada, a group of tax examiners and collectors are seen closely examining stacks of papers with the logo of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras. As the number of examiners decreases, the stock price chart of Petrobras is shown to dip down in the background, reflecting the impact on the company's stock due to reduced scrutiny from the tax examiners.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Symbolism ] and depicting this scene: In a desert landscape of Nevada, a group of tax examiners and collectors are seen closely examining stacks of papers with the logo of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras. As the number of examiners decreases, the stock price chart of Petrobras is shown to dip down in the background, reflecting the impact on the company's stock due to reduced scrutiny from the tax examiners. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [Symbolism] In the vast desert of Nevada, a group of tax examiners and collectors are depicted in silhouette against the setting sun, surrounded by towering stacks of papers adorned with the iconic logo of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras. As the examiners meticulously pore over the documents, their numbers gradually dwindle, with some disappearing into the swirling sands. In the distance, the fluctuating stock price chart of Petrobras emerges, appearing as an ethereal, translucent mirage that visibly dips as the number of examiners diminishes, symbolizing the profound impact of reduced scrutiny on the company's financial standing.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in The number of tax examiners and collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada caused Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras' stock price (PBR.A) to decrease.
AI academic paper
Nevada Tax Squad and Petrobras: Oiling the Gears of Stock Prices Journal of Financial Shenanigans Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of tax examiners and collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras' stock price (PBR.A). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Rhyme words in the title.
Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9707702 and p < 0.01 for 2010 to 2020.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Nevada Tax Squad and Petrobras: Oiling the Gears of Stock Prices
[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and the stock price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A) has been a hot topic of debate in financial circles. In this study, we sought to uncover whether there is a connection between the two, using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). What we found has us both "taxed" and "in high demand"!
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9707702 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2010 to 2020. This strong correlation suggests that when it comes to Petrobras' stock price, the presence of tax personnel in Nevada plays a noteworthy role. Perhaps it's time to consider adding "tax expertise" to the list of fundamental indicators for stock valuation!
So, next time you're analyzing stock price trends and determining investment strategies, don't forget to factor in the Nevada tax squad's impact. After all, when it comes to Petrobras, the tax collectors aren't just after revenue - they might be influencing stock performance too!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of tax examiners and collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras' stock price (PBR.A). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Nevada Tax Squad and Petrobras: Oiling the Gears of Stock Prices
[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and the stock price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A) has been a hot topic of debate in financial circles. In this study, we sought to uncover whether there is a connection between the two, using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). What we found has us both "taxed" and "in high demand"!
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9707702 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2010 to 2020. This strong correlation suggests that when it comes to Petrobras' stock price, the presence of tax personnel in Nevada plays a noteworthy role. Perhaps it's time to consider adding "tax expertise" to the list of fundamental indicators for stock valuation!
So, next time you're analyzing stock price trends and determining investment strategies, don't forget to factor in the Nevada tax squad's impact. After all, when it comes to Petrobras, the tax collectors aren't just after revenue - they might be influencing stock performance too!
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the ever-evolving world of finance, where numbers reign supreme and correlations are king, the quest to unravel the enigmatic dance between seemingly unrelated variables is a never-ending endeavor. Enter the curious case of the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in the state of Nevada, and its potential influence on the stock price of Petrobras, symbolized by PBR.A.
As researchers, we often find ourselves knee-deep in data, wading through spreadsheets and statistical analyses, searching for connections that may seem improbable at first glance. However, as the saying goes, "where there's a correlation, there's a trade," or something like that.
Thus, armed with an abundance of numbers and a hint of skepticism, we ventured into the realm of tax personnel and stock prices, poised to uncover any noteworthy relationships that might very well defy conventional wisdom. The financial world may be a serious place, but our pursuit of knowledge is not without its moments of whimsy and wonder.
So, let us embark on this scholarly journey through the wilds of correlation coefficients and p-values, as we seek to shed light on the potential impact of Nevada's tax squad on the fluctuating fortunes of Petrobras. It's time to shed some light on whether the tax collectors are quietly pulling the strings of Petrobras' stock price, or if there's just a barrel of laughs to be had in this unexpected correlation.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of tax examiners and collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras' stock price (PBR.A). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Nevada Tax Squad and Petrobras: Oiling the Gears of Stock Prices
[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and the stock price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A) has been a hot topic of debate in financial circles. In this study, we sought to uncover whether there is a connection between the two, using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). What we found has us both "taxed" and "in high demand"!
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9707702 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2010 to 2020. This strong correlation suggests that when it comes to Petrobras' stock price, the presence of tax personnel in Nevada plays a noteworthy role. Perhaps it's time to consider adding "tax expertise" to the list of fundamental indicators for stock valuation!
So, next time you're analyzing stock price trends and determining investment strategies, don't forget to factor in the Nevada tax squad's impact. After all, when it comes to Petrobras, the tax collectors aren't just after revenue - they might be influencing stock performance too!
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the ever-evolving world of finance, where numbers reign supreme and correlations are king, the quest to unravel the enigmatic dance between seemingly unrelated variables is a never-ending endeavor. Enter the curious case of the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in the state of Nevada, and its potential influence on the stock price of Petrobras, symbolized by PBR.A.
As researchers, we often find ourselves knee-deep in data, wading through spreadsheets and statistical analyses, searching for connections that may seem improbable at first glance. However, as the saying goes, "where there's a correlation, there's a trade," or something like that.
Thus, armed with an abundance of numbers and a hint of skepticism, we ventured into the realm of tax personnel and stock prices, poised to uncover any noteworthy relationships that might very well defy conventional wisdom. The financial world may be a serious place, but our pursuit of knowledge is not without its moments of whimsy and wonder.
So, let us embark on this scholarly journey through the wilds of correlation coefficients and p-values, as we seek to shed light on the potential impact of Nevada's tax squad on the fluctuating fortunes of Petrobras. It's time to shed some light on whether the tax collectors are quietly pulling the strings of Petrobras' stock price, or if there's just a barrel of laughs to be had in this unexpected correlation.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The connection between seemingly disparate entities such as tax personnel in Nevada and the stock price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A) has captured the imaginations of researchers and financial enthusiasts alike. Delving into the existing literature, we encounter a breadth of studies that seek to demystify this intriguing relationship.
Smith and Doe (2017) examined the impact of tax examiner numbers on stock prices, laying the groundwork for subsequent investigations. Their findings indicated a potential correlation, sparking a wave of interest in the intersection of financial markets and tax administration. Conversely, Jones et al. (2015) proposed a contrasting hypothesis, attributing stock price fluctuations to exogenous factors unrelated to tax personnel presence. However, their findings merely added fuel to the scholarly fire, igniting further inquiries into this captivating conundrum.
While the aforementioned studies provide valuable insights, it is imperative to broaden our perspective beyond traditional financial analyses. In "Taxation and Stock Markets: Unraveling the Veil of Fiscal Influence" by Grayson and Thompson, the authors illuminate the intricate web of interactions between tax policies and market dynamics, prompting contemplation of the Nevada tax squad's potential impact on Petrobras' stock performance.
Moving beyond the realm of academic literature, we encounter non-traditional sources that offer unexpected perspectives on the topic at hand. "Tax Tales: Bedtime Stories for Financial Analysts" by Lawson exemplifies the fusion of storytelling and fiscal discourse, presenting allegorical narratives that hint at the clandestine influence of tax collectors on market forces. Similarly, "Numbers Don't Lie, But Taxmen Might: An Insider's Guide to Financial Anomalies" by Kingston thrusts readers into a world where audits and stock prices intermingle, blurring the line between fiscal vigilance and market machinations.
Transitioning from non-fiction to fictional realms, the literary landscape presents us with works that, while not directly addressing our research question, offer thought-provoking analogies and metaphors. The enigmatic allure of Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" and its portrayal of economic intricacies sparks contemplation of the unseen forces shaping market behaviors, akin to the veiled influence of tax personnel on Petrobras' stock price. Furthermore, the existential musings in Albert Camus' "The Stranger" reflect the uncertainty and unpredictability inherent in financial dynamics, mirroring the enigma of our investigation.
As we venture even further into uncharted territories, we find unexpected sources of insight in unlikely places. Children's cartoons and TV shows such as "The Magic School Bus: Ms. Frizzle's Financial Field Trip" and "SpongeBob SquarePants: The Krabby Patty Formula for Stock Success" offer whimsical interpretations of economic principles, reminding us that even the most serious matters can be viewed through a lens of lightheartedness.
With our scholarly compass pointing in diverse directions and our sense of wonder fully engaged, we chart a course through an eclectic array of literature, embracing the unexpected and inviting unconventional perspectives to enrich our exploration of the Nevada tax squad's potential impact on Petrobras' stock price.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of tax examiners and collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras' stock price (PBR.A). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2010 to 2020
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Nevada Tax Squad and Petrobras: Oiling the Gears of Stock Prices
[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and the stock price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A) has been a hot topic of debate in financial circles. In this study, we sought to uncover whether there is a connection between the two, using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). What we found has us both "taxed" and "in high demand"!
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9707702 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2010 to 2020. This strong correlation suggests that when it comes to Petrobras' stock price, the presence of tax personnel in Nevada plays a noteworthy role. Perhaps it's time to consider adding "tax expertise" to the list of fundamental indicators for stock valuation!
So, next time you're analyzing stock price trends and determining investment strategies, don't forget to factor in the Nevada tax squad's impact. After all, when it comes to Petrobras, the tax collectors aren't just after revenue - they might be influencing stock performance too!
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the ever-evolving world of finance, where numbers reign supreme and correlations are king, the quest to unravel the enigmatic dance between seemingly unrelated variables is a never-ending endeavor. Enter the curious case of the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in the state of Nevada, and its potential influence on the stock price of Petrobras, symbolized by PBR.A.
As researchers, we often find ourselves knee-deep in data, wading through spreadsheets and statistical analyses, searching for connections that may seem improbable at first glance. However, as the saying goes, "where there's a correlation, there's a trade," or something like that.
Thus, armed with an abundance of numbers and a hint of skepticism, we ventured into the realm of tax personnel and stock prices, poised to uncover any noteworthy relationships that might very well defy conventional wisdom. The financial world may be a serious place, but our pursuit of knowledge is not without its moments of whimsy and wonder.
So, let us embark on this scholarly journey through the wilds of correlation coefficients and p-values, as we seek to shed light on the potential impact of Nevada's tax squad on the fluctuating fortunes of Petrobras. It's time to shed some light on whether the tax collectors are quietly pulling the strings of Petrobras' stock price, or if there's just a barrel of laughs to be had in this unexpected correlation.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To unravel the mysterious and intriguing relationship between the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and the stock price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A), we concocted a methodological potion that blended statistical analysis, financial data mining, and a sprinkle of whimsy. Our scientific brew was carefully concocted to tease out any potential connections between tax personnel and stock performance, all while keeping a keen eye out for any signs of financial alchemy.
Data Collection:
First and foremost, we scoured the digital realms for data pertaining to the count of tax professionals in the tax haven of Nevada and the fluctuations in Petrobras' stock price from 2010 to 2020. We delved into the labyrinth of spreadsheets provided by the Bureau of Labor Statistics, navigating the intricate web of economic indicators with the determination of intrepid explorers seeking to unveil the hidden geography of financial influence. Additionally, we turned to the treasure trove of information offered by LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), where we unearthed a wealth of stock market data that would make even the most seasoned trader's heart skip a beat.
Data Analysis:
With our data hoard in tow, we embarked on a statistical odyssey, traversing the plains of correlation coefficients and p-values with the steely resolve of seasoned researchers. We employed rigorous statistical methods to calculate the correlation between the number of tax personnel in Nevada and the movements of Petrobras' stock price, all the while ensuring that our calculations were as sound as a Brazilian real.
The Statistical Jigsaw Puzzle:
Armed with our trusty statistical tools, we pieced together the intricate puzzle of correlation, teasing out the threads of connection between the tax professionals in Nevada and the fluctuating tides of Petrobras' stock price. Our analysis encompassed not only the numerical relationship between these seemingly disparate variables but also the broader implications of our findings on the financial landscape.
Blending Art and Science:
While our approach may seem like a sophisticated dance of numbers and analyses, it's important to note that we also infused a touch of artistry into our methodology. After all, what is statistical analysis if not the elegant waltz of numbers pirouetting through the grand ballroom of empirical inquiry? Our research was not only a testament to the scientific marvels of data analysis but also a nod to the whimsical nature of uncovering unexpected connections in the financial cosmos.
In the end, our methodological journey through the tangled web of data and statistics held the promise of shedding light on the intriguing relationship between Nevada's tax savants and the aurora borealis of Petrobras' stock price. It was a quest not just for correlations, but for the untold stories woven into the fabric of financial data. And who knows, perhaps a bit of tax-themed magic was sprinkled into our findings, revealing a correlation that tax collectors and stock traders alike can "revenue."
Now, onwards to the hallowed halls of our findings, where the truths of correlation coefficients and p-values await their scholarly unveiling!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of tax examiners and collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras' stock price (PBR.A). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .
For the time period 2010 to 2020, you found a correlation 0.9707702, r-squared of 0.9423948, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Nevada Tax Squad and Petrobras: Oiling the Gears of Stock Prices
[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and the stock price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A) has been a hot topic of debate in financial circles. In this study, we sought to uncover whether there is a connection between the two, using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). What we found has us both "taxed" and "in high demand"!
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9707702 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2010 to 2020. This strong correlation suggests that when it comes to Petrobras' stock price, the presence of tax personnel in Nevada plays a noteworthy role. Perhaps it's time to consider adding "tax expertise" to the list of fundamental indicators for stock valuation!
So, next time you're analyzing stock price trends and determining investment strategies, don't forget to factor in the Nevada tax squad's impact. After all, when it comes to Petrobras, the tax collectors aren't just after revenue - they might be influencing stock performance too!
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the ever-evolving world of finance, where numbers reign supreme and correlations are king, the quest to unravel the enigmatic dance between seemingly unrelated variables is a never-ending endeavor. Enter the curious case of the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in the state of Nevada, and its potential influence on the stock price of Petrobras, symbolized by PBR.A.
As researchers, we often find ourselves knee-deep in data, wading through spreadsheets and statistical analyses, searching for connections that may seem improbable at first glance. However, as the saying goes, "where there's a correlation, there's a trade," or something like that.
Thus, armed with an abundance of numbers and a hint of skepticism, we ventured into the realm of tax personnel and stock prices, poised to uncover any noteworthy relationships that might very well defy conventional wisdom. The financial world may be a serious place, but our pursuit of knowledge is not without its moments of whimsy and wonder.
So, let us embark on this scholarly journey through the wilds of correlation coefficients and p-values, as we seek to shed light on the potential impact of Nevada's tax squad on the fluctuating fortunes of Petrobras. It's time to shed some light on whether the tax collectors are quietly pulling the strings of Petrobras' stock price, or if there's just a barrel of laughs to be had in this unexpected correlation.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data collected from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) revealed a compelling relationship between the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and the stock price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A) over the period from 2010 to 2020.
The correlation coefficient of 0.9707702 indicated a remarkably strong positive correlation between these two seemingly disparate entities. It's as if the tax examiners and collectors were whispering stock advice into Petrobras' corporate ears! This finding suggests a robust connection, raising eyebrows in the financial and academic communities alike.
Furthermore, the high r-squared value of 0.9423948 indicated that approximately 94.24% of the variation in Petrobras' stock price can be explained by the variation in the number of tax personnel in Nevada. One might even say that the Nevada tax squad's influence on Petrobras' stock performance is more well-founded than some stock analysts' predictions!
The p-value of less than 0.01 reinforced the significance of this correlation, bolstering our confidence in the validity of these startling results. It seems that the probability of this relationship being merely coincidental is about as likely as finding a pot of gold at the end of a stock market crash rainbow!
Bear in mind that correlation does not imply causation, but in this case, the correlation is so strong that one might be tempted to ask, "Are the tax examiners and collectors in Nevada secretly pulling the strings of Petrobras' stock price, or are they just really good at spotting valuable stocks?"
The scatterplot in Fig. 1 visibly demonstrates the tight clustering of data points, providing a graphical representation of the vivid correlation between the variables. It's a sight to behold, much like two unlikely friends coming together and hitting it off unexpectedly well, or a stock price and tax examiners enjoying a lovely tango on the dance floor of correlation.
In conclusion, these findings unveil a captivating association between the activities of tax personnel in Nevada and the stock performance of Petrobras. This study paves the way for further exploration into the uncharted territories of financial correlations, reminding us all that in the delightful world of data analysis, there's always room for a few surprises - and maybe even a chuckle or two along the way.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of tax examiners and collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras' stock price (PBR.A). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Nevada Tax Squad and Petrobras: Oiling the Gears of Stock Prices
[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and the stock price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A) has been a hot topic of debate in financial circles. In this study, we sought to uncover whether there is a connection between the two, using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). What we found has us both "taxed" and "in high demand"!
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9707702 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2010 to 2020. This strong correlation suggests that when it comes to Petrobras' stock price, the presence of tax personnel in Nevada plays a noteworthy role. Perhaps it's time to consider adding "tax expertise" to the list of fundamental indicators for stock valuation!
So, next time you're analyzing stock price trends and determining investment strategies, don't forget to factor in the Nevada tax squad's impact. After all, when it comes to Petrobras, the tax collectors aren't just after revenue - they might be influencing stock performance too!
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The connection between seemingly disparate entities such as tax personnel in Nevada and the stock price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A) has captured the imaginations of researchers and financial enthusiasts alike. Delving into the existing literature, we encounter a breadth of studies that seek to demystify this intriguing relationship.
Smith and Doe (2017) examined the impact of tax examiner numbers on stock prices, laying the groundwork for subsequent investigations. Their findings indicated a potential correlation, sparking a wave of interest in the intersection of financial markets and tax administration. Conversely, Jones et al. (2015) proposed a contrasting hypothesis, attributing stock price fluctuations to exogenous factors unrelated to tax personnel presence. However, their findings merely added fuel to the scholarly fire, igniting further inquiries into this captivating conundrum.
While the aforementioned studies provide valuable insights, it is imperative to broaden our perspective beyond traditional financial analyses. In "Taxation and Stock Markets: Unraveling the Veil of Fiscal Influence" by Grayson and Thompson, the authors illuminate the intricate web of interactions between tax policies and market dynamics, prompting contemplation of the Nevada tax squad's potential impact on Petrobras' stock performance.
Moving beyond the realm of academic literature, we encounter non-traditional sources that offer unexpected perspectives on the topic at hand. "Tax Tales: Bedtime Stories for Financial Analysts" by Lawson exemplifies the fusion of storytelling and fiscal discourse, presenting allegorical narratives that hint at the clandestine influence of tax collectors on market forces. Similarly, "Numbers Don't Lie, But Taxmen Might: An Insider's Guide to Financial Anomalies" by Kingston thrusts readers into a world where audits and stock prices intermingle, blurring the line between fiscal vigilance and market machinations.
Transitioning from non-fiction to fictional realms, the literary landscape presents us with works that, while not directly addressing our research question, offer thought-provoking analogies and metaphors. The enigmatic allure of Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" and its portrayal of economic intricacies sparks contemplation of the unseen forces shaping market behaviors, akin to the veiled influence of tax personnel on Petrobras' stock price. Furthermore, the existential musings in Albert Camus' "The Stranger" reflect the uncertainty and unpredictability inherent in financial dynamics, mirroring the enigma of our investigation.
As we venture even further into uncharted territories, we find unexpected sources of insight in unlikely places. Children's cartoons and TV shows such as "The Magic School Bus: Ms. Frizzle's Financial Field Trip" and "SpongeBob SquarePants: The Krabby Patty Formula for Stock Success" offer whimsical interpretations of economic principles, reminding us that even the most serious matters can be viewed through a lens of lightheartedness.
With our scholarly compass pointing in diverse directions and our sense of wonder fully engaged, we chart a course through an eclectic array of literature, embracing the unexpected and inviting unconventional perspectives to enrich our exploration of the Nevada tax squad's potential impact on Petrobras' stock price.
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data collected from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) revealed a compelling relationship between the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and the stock price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A) over the period from 2010 to 2020.
The correlation coefficient of 0.9707702 indicated a remarkably strong positive correlation between these two seemingly disparate entities. It's as if the tax examiners and collectors were whispering stock advice into Petrobras' corporate ears! This finding suggests a robust connection, raising eyebrows in the financial and academic communities alike.
Furthermore, the high r-squared value of 0.9423948 indicated that approximately 94.24% of the variation in Petrobras' stock price can be explained by the variation in the number of tax personnel in Nevada. One might even say that the Nevada tax squad's influence on Petrobras' stock performance is more well-founded than some stock analysts' predictions!
The p-value of less than 0.01 reinforced the significance of this correlation, bolstering our confidence in the validity of these startling results. It seems that the probability of this relationship being merely coincidental is about as likely as finding a pot of gold at the end of a stock market crash rainbow!
Bear in mind that correlation does not imply causation, but in this case, the correlation is so strong that one might be tempted to ask, "Are the tax examiners and collectors in Nevada secretly pulling the strings of Petrobras' stock price, or are they just really good at spotting valuable stocks?"
The scatterplot in Fig. 1 visibly demonstrates the tight clustering of data points, providing a graphical representation of the vivid correlation between the variables. It's a sight to behold, much like two unlikely friends coming together and hitting it off unexpectedly well, or a stock price and tax examiners enjoying a lovely tango on the dance floor of correlation.
In conclusion, these findings unveil a captivating association between the activities of tax personnel in Nevada and the stock performance of Petrobras. This study paves the way for further exploration into the uncharted territories of financial correlations, reminding us all that in the delightful world of data analysis, there's always room for a few surprises - and maybe even a chuckle or two along the way.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
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[[DISCUSSION]]
Our study sought to unravel the curious connection between the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and the stock price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A) and boy, did we stumble upon an enlightening revelation! Our results not only supported the previous research on this unconventional relationship but also threw a jazzy curveball into the mix.
Harkening back to the whimsical literature review, where we delved into the unexpected perspectives and delightful twists on our research topic, we found ourselves taking "Tax Tales: Bedtime Stories for Financial Analysts" by Lawson rather seriously. Little did we know that those bedtime stories might actually hold a kernel of truth! The fusion of fiscal fairy tales and market mysteries seems to have surreptitiously pointed us in the right direction.
Drumroll, please! Our study revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9707702, affirming the influence of tax personnel in Nevada on Petrobras' stock performance. It's as if these tax collectors have been moonlighting as stock whisperers all along! Our results not only supported Smith and Doe's exploration of the impact of tax examiner numbers on stock prices but also added an exuberant flourish of statistical robustness to the vivid narratives of finance and taxation entwined.
In a delightful twist of fate, the statistical analysis not only affirmed the correlation between the number of tax personnel in Nevada and Petrobras' stock price but also hinted at a bond stronger than the strongest financial forecasts. Our findings, with an r-squared value of 0.9423948, suggest that the Nevada tax squad's influence on Petrobras' stock performance might just be more reliable than some stock analysts' predictions. It seems that when it comes to predicting Petrobras' stock movements, the phrase "follow the money" might just need a tax twist!
While correlation does not imply causation, the strength of this connection is enough to make one wonder if there's more to the tax personnel's role than meets the eye. Are the tax examiners and collectors in Nevada secretly pulling the strings of Petrobras' stock price, or are they just really good at spotting valuable stocks? It's a conundrum that tickles the imagination and nudges us toward avenues of inquiry that promise to be as zany and engaging as a financial whodunit.
As we bask in the afterglow of our revelatory findings, let's not forget that in the captivating world of financial correlations, there's always room for a few surprises – and maybe even a chuckle or two along the way. After all, who would have thought that tax examiners and collectors in Nevada could moonlight as stock mavens, influencing the performance of a global energy company? It's a delightful reminder that in the solemn embrace of statistical analysis, a touch of whimsy can make the results all the more remarkable.
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System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of tax examiners and collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras' stock price (PBR.A). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Nevada Tax Squad and Petrobras: Oiling the Gears of Stock Prices
[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and the stock price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A) has been a hot topic of debate in financial circles. In this study, we sought to uncover whether there is a connection between the two, using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). What we found has us both "taxed" and "in high demand"!
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9707702 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2010 to 2020. This strong correlation suggests that when it comes to Petrobras' stock price, the presence of tax personnel in Nevada plays a noteworthy role. Perhaps it's time to consider adding "tax expertise" to the list of fundamental indicators for stock valuation!
So, next time you're analyzing stock price trends and determining investment strategies, don't forget to factor in the Nevada tax squad's impact. After all, when it comes to Petrobras, the tax collectors aren't just after revenue - they might be influencing stock performance too!
[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the ever-evolving world of finance, where numbers reign supreme and correlations are king, the quest to unravel the enigmatic dance between seemingly unrelated variables is a never-ending endeavor. Enter the curious case of the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in the state of Nevada, and its potential influence on the stock price of Petrobras, symbolized by PBR.A.
As researchers, we often find ourselves knee-deep in data, wading through spreadsheets and statistical analyses, searching for connections that may seem improbable at first glance. However, as the saying goes, "where there's a correlation, there's a trade," or something like that.
Thus, armed with an abundance of numbers and a hint of skepticism, we ventured into the realm of tax personnel and stock prices, poised to uncover any noteworthy relationships that might very well defy conventional wisdom. The financial world may be a serious place, but our pursuit of knowledge is not without its moments of whimsy and wonder.
So, let us embark on this scholarly journey through the wilds of correlation coefficients and p-values, as we seek to shed light on the potential impact of Nevada's tax squad on the fluctuating fortunes of Petrobras. It's time to shed some light on whether the tax collectors are quietly pulling the strings of Petrobras' stock price, or if there's just a barrel of laughs to be had in this unexpected correlation.
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data collected from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) revealed a compelling relationship between the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and the stock price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A) over the period from 2010 to 2020.
The correlation coefficient of 0.9707702 indicated a remarkably strong positive correlation between these two seemingly disparate entities. It's as if the tax examiners and collectors were whispering stock advice into Petrobras' corporate ears! This finding suggests a robust connection, raising eyebrows in the financial and academic communities alike.
Furthermore, the high r-squared value of 0.9423948 indicated that approximately 94.24% of the variation in Petrobras' stock price can be explained by the variation in the number of tax personnel in Nevada. One might even say that the Nevada tax squad's influence on Petrobras' stock performance is more well-founded than some stock analysts' predictions!
The p-value of less than 0.01 reinforced the significance of this correlation, bolstering our confidence in the validity of these startling results. It seems that the probability of this relationship being merely coincidental is about as likely as finding a pot of gold at the end of a stock market crash rainbow!
Bear in mind that correlation does not imply causation, but in this case, the correlation is so strong that one might be tempted to ask, "Are the tax examiners and collectors in Nevada secretly pulling the strings of Petrobras' stock price, or are they just really good at spotting valuable stocks?"
The scatterplot in Fig. 1 visibly demonstrates the tight clustering of data points, providing a graphical representation of the vivid correlation between the variables. It's a sight to behold, much like two unlikely friends coming together and hitting it off unexpectedly well, or a stock price and tax examiners enjoying a lovely tango on the dance floor of correlation.
In conclusion, these findings unveil a captivating association between the activities of tax personnel in Nevada and the stock performance of Petrobras. This study paves the way for further exploration into the uncharted territories of financial correlations, reminding us all that in the delightful world of data analysis, there's always room for a few surprises - and maybe even a chuckle or two along the way.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our study has unearthed a positively titillating relationship between the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and the stock price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A). The impressive correlation coefficient of 0.9707702 has left us feeling "taxed," but in the best possible way! It's as if the tax personnel have been moonlighting as stock analysts, whispering sweet financial nothings into Petrobras' metaphorical ear.
The robust r-squared value of 0.9423948 has led us to ponder whether Nevada's tax squad might just be the unsung heroes of stock performance, quietly shaping the fortunes of Petrobras from afar. Who knew that their influence extended beyond the realms of revenue collection, transcending into the dizzying world of stock market fluctuations? It's like finding out that your friendly neighborhood accountant is secretly a stock market savant!
However, it's essential to remember that correlation does not imply causation, but it certainly does raise some compelling questions. Are the tax examiners and collectors in Nevada low-key stock whisperers, or is this just a charming coincidence that has us all scratching our heads in wonder? Perhaps there's a new career path for tax personnel - financial gurus by day, revenue champs by night!
As we wrap up this delightfully unexpected journey through the correlation jungle, we must acknowledge that no further research in this area is needed. The data speaks for itself, loud and clear, like a tax collector singing stock tips from the rooftops. So, let's raise a toast to the tax team in Nevada - they may not wear capes, but in the world of financial correlations, they just might be our unsung heroes. And with that, we bid adieu to this peculiar but illuminating correlation, leaving it to bask in the quirky glory of statistical significance. Cheers to unforeseen connections and the joy of data analysis!
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ChatGPT:
Journal of Financial Shenanigans
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ChatGPT:
The Consortium for Economic Espionage and Financial Shenanigans
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System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Nevada Tax Squad and Petrobras: Oiling the Gears of Stock Prices with an abstract of The relationship between the number of tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada and the stock price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A) has been a hot topic of debate in financial circles. In this study, we sought to uncover whether there is a connection between the two, using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). What we found has us both "taxed" and "in high demand"!
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9707702 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2010 to 2020. This strong correlation suggests that when it comes to Petrobras' stock price, the presence of tax personnel in Nevada plays a noteworthy role. Perhaps it's time to consider adding "tax expertise" to the list of fundamental indicators for stock valuation!
So, next time you're analyzing stock price trends and determining investment strategies, don't forget to factor in the Nevada tax squad's impact. After all, when it comes to Petrobras, the tax collectors aren't just after revenue - they might be influencing stock performance too!
ChatGPT:
Nevada Tax Squad, Petrobras, Petróleo Brasileiro S.A., PBR.A, stock price, tax examiners, collectors, revenue agents, Nevada, Bureau of Labor Statistics, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, correlation, statistical analysis, stock valuation, investment strategies, stock performance, tax personnel, fundamental indicators
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The number of tax examiners and collectors, and revenue agents in NevadaDetailed data title: BLS estimate of tax examiners and collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of tax examiners and collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada
Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras' stock price (PBR.A)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras (PBR.A) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function
See what else correlates with Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras' stock price (PBR.A)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.9423948 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 94.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras' stock price (PBR.A)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of tax examiners and collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada) over the 11 years from 2010 through 2020.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 7.004E-7. 0.0000007004143525912973000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.97 in 7.004E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,427,726 random variables You don't actually need 1 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.89, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | |
The number of tax examiners and collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada (Laborers) | 340 | 320 | 300 | 280 | 260 | 240 | 240 | 260 | 260 | 250 | 250 |
Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras' stock price (PBR.A) (Stock price) | 43.5 | 33.65 | 23.99 | 19.68 | 14.24 | 7.21 | 3.39 | 9.31 | 9.99 | 11.79 | 15.06 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([340,320,300,280,260,240,240,260,260,250,250,])
array_2 = np.array([43.5,33.65,23.99,19.68,14.24,7.21,3.39,9.31,9.99,11.79,15.06,])
array_1_name = "The number of tax examiners and collectors, and revenue agents in Nevada"
array_2_name = "Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras' stock price (PBR.A)"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 3529 · Black Variable ID: 18342 · Red Variable ID: 1643