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AI explanation

^{Show image generation prompt} Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ Scalar art ] Generate an image of a serene Texas town with a vast field of swaying corn. Some ears are visibly genetically modified, larger and more uniform, while others are smaller and more natural. In the foreground, a group of postmasters are gathered for a barbecue, wrestling with corn on the cob without holders. Their expressions show frustration and disappointment as they struggle with their corn. Meanwhile, the discussion about pursuing careers in the corn holder industry begins among them. Keep the visual straightforward, focusing on the contrasting corn and the emotional interaction of the postmasters. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.

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This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in corn grown in Texas and The number of postmasters in Texas. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Minimalism Cubism Scalar art Sci-fi fantacy Magic realism
ChatGPT: Scalar art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in corn grown in Texas and The number of postmasters in Texas, in the following situation: Because the decrease in GMO use in Texas corn led to smaller, non-genetically modified ears, the postmasters realized they had no need for corn on the cob holders. Without this crucial utensil, postmasters were unable to enjoy their summer barbecues, leading to decreased job satisfaction and a mass exodus from the post office to pursue careers in the corn holder industry.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a Texas town, a field of corn sways in the breeze, with some ears larger and genetically modified, and others smaller and natural. Nearby, a group of postmasters gather for a barbecue, struggling to hold their corn on the cob without any holders. Frustrated, they set down their corn and express their disappointment, leading to discussions about pursuing careers in the corn holder industry.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Scalar art ] and depicting this scene: In a Texas town, a field of corn sways in the breeze, with some ears larger and genetically modified, and others smaller and natural. Nearby, a group of postmasters gather for a barbecue, struggling to hold their corn on the cob without any holders. Frustrated, they set down their corn and express their disappointment, leading to discussions about pursuing careers in the corn holder industry. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ Scalar art ] Generate an image of a serene Texas town with a vast field of swaying corn. Some ears are visibly genetically modified, larger and more uniform, while others are smaller and more natural. In the foreground, a group of postmasters are gathered for a barbecue, wrestling with corn on the cob without holders. Their expressions show frustration and disappointment as they struggle with their corn. Meanwhile, the discussion about pursuing careers in the corn holder industry begins among them. Keep the visual straightforward, focusing on the contrasting corn and the emotional interaction of the postmasters.

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*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

AI academic paper

Kernels of Truth: The Correlation Between GEN-corn-al Modification and the Postmaster Personnel in Texas The Journal of Agricultural Genetic Modifications and Rural Labor Dynamics Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!

Problem variable:	Which variable has a problem? GMO use in corn grown in Texas The number of postmasters in Texas Neither / both
Issue:	What is the issue? The data is incorrect The chart isn't displaying properly There is a typo The source link is incorrect A calculation is wrong Something else
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Data details

Why this works

1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably^Note Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
   no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple^Note Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
   p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. ^Note Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
   Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.

Try it yourself

# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([21,27,22,20,21,18,22,20,16,12,10,8,5,6,6,8,3,5,])
array_2 = np.array([1330,1360,1350,1360,1230,1270,1230,1220,960,960,830,840,810,800,810,810,760,800,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in corn grown in Texas"
array_2_name = "The number of postmasters in Texas"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)

Reuseable content

• High resolution line chart ^Note The image linked here is a Scalable Vector Graphic (SVG). It is the highest resolution that is possible to achieve. It scales up beyond the size of the observable universe without pixelating. You do not need to email me asking if I have a higher resolution image. I do not. The physical limitations of our universe prevent me from providing you with an image that is any higher resolution than this one.
  
  If you insert it into a PowerPoint presentation (a tool well-known for managing things that are the scale of the universe), you can right-click > "Ungroup" or "Create Shape" and then edit the lines and text directly. You can also change the colors this way.
  
  Alternatively you can use a tool like Inkscape.
  
• High resolution line chart, optimized for mobile
• Alternative high resolution line chart
• Scatterplot
• Portable line chart (png)
• Portable line chart (png), optimized for mobile
• Line chart for only GMO use in corn grown in Texas
• Line chart for only The number of postmasters in Texas
• AI-generated correlation image
• The spurious research paper: Kernels of Truth: The Correlation Between GEN-corn-al Modification and the Postmaster Personnel in Texas