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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Robberies in South Carolina and the second variable is Petroluem consumption in Japan.  The chart goes from 1985 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of robberies in South Carolina decreased, there were fewer getaway car chases, leading to a reduced demand for gasoline. It's a classic case of 'keep your friends close, but your fuel-efficent thieves closer!'

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an image of a comically overcrowded gas station in Japan, with a long line of various unusual getaway vehicles, such as a hot air balloon, unicycles, and bathtubs on wheels, waiting to fuel up. The scene should depict the absurdity of the situation with exaggerated expressions on the people and unique details on the vehicles, highlighting the unexpected impact of South Carolina's crime wave on the other side of the world. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Robberies in South Carolina and Petroluem consumption in Japan. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Pop art a funny image macro Glitch art Celtic art Cute cartoon
ChatGPT: a funny image macro

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Robberies in South Carolina and Petroluem consumption in Japan, in the following situation: Because as robberies increased in South Carolina, more people turned to crime as a form of protest, leading to a rise in demand for petroleum in Japan for getaway vehicles.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a small town in South Carolina, the number of robberies has increased. In response, more people are using crime as a form of protest, leading to a higher demand for getaway vehicles. On the other side of the world in Japan, there are more cars filling up at the gas station to fuel these getaway vehicles, contributing to a rise in petroleum consumption.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a funny image macro ] and depicting this scene: In a small town in South Carolina, the number of robberies has increased. In response, more people are using crime as a form of protest, leading to a higher demand for getaway vehicles. On the other side of the world in Japan, there are more cars filling up at the gas station to fuel these getaway vehicles, contributing to a rise in petroleum consumption. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an image of a comically overcrowded gas station in Japan, with a long line of various unusual getaway vehicles, such as a hot air balloon, unicycles, and bathtubs on wheels, waiting to fuel up. The scene should depict the absurdity of the situation with exaggerated expressions on the people and unique details on the vehicles, highlighting the unexpected impact of South Carolina's crime wave on the other side of the world.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Robberies in South Carolina caused Petroluem consumption in Japan to decrease. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan

The International Journal of Interdisciplinary Criminology and Energy Economics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroluem consumption in Japan. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9398070 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan

[[ABSTRACT]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan

The correlation between criminal activity and the consumption of petroleum has long been an intriguing but underexplored area of study. In this paper, we dive into the unexpected connection between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a statistical journey to unpack this enigmatic relationship.

Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9398070 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning from 1985 to 2022. While the connection may seem as far-fetched as trying to catch a thief with oil, our research suggests a notable association between these seemingly disparate variables.

This research sheds new light on the complex interactions between crime and global fuel consumption and serves as a testament to the unpredictable nature of statistical analysis. As we ponder the question of whether oil might fuel both engines and misdemeanors, we invite further exploration into this unlikely correlation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroluem consumption in Japan. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan

[[ABSTRACT]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan

The correlation between criminal activity and the consumption of petroleum has long been an intriguing but underexplored area of study. In this paper, we dive into the unexpected connection between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a statistical journey to unpack this enigmatic relationship.

Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9398070 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning from 1985 to 2022. While the connection may seem as far-fetched as trying to catch a thief with oil, our research suggests a notable association between these seemingly disparate variables.

This research sheds new light on the complex interactions between crime and global fuel consumption and serves as a testament to the unpredictable nature of statistical analysis. As we ponder the question of whether oil might fuel both engines and misdemeanors, we invite further exploration into this unlikely correlation.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan

As researchers, we often find ourselves on unexpected journeys, exploring the uncharted territories of statistical analysis and uncovering intriguing correlations that seem pulled from the plot of a quirky science fiction novel. In this particular escapade, we embark on the quest to unravel the seemingly bizarre connection between the occurrence of robberies in South Carolina and the petroleum consumption patterns in Japan. With bated breath and raised eyebrows, we delved into the labyrinth of data, armed with our trusty statistical tools and a healthy dose of skepticism.

The evolution of crime has long been a subject of fascination for researchers and enthusiasts alike, not unlike a never-ending mystery novel that refuses to reveal its final chapter. And when it comes to fueling this curiosity (pun intended), the role of petroleum consumption emerges as an unexpected character in the elaborate saga of criminal activity. Our investigation, thus, takes us on a journey through time and space (albeit statistical time and space), where we aim to demystify the enigmatic relationship between these disparate variables.

Indeed, the notion of connecting the dots between South Carolina robberies and Japanese petroleum consumption may seem as improbable as predicting the outcome of an experiment using a crystal ball, yet our intuition urged us to venture forth into uncharted territory. Armed with a pragmatic blend of curiosity and skepticism, we set out to challenge the boundaries of conventional thinking and embrace the delightful absurdity of scientific exploration. We found ourselves pondering obtuse correlations and quizzical variables, not unlike a group of detectives scrutinizing a perplexing case.

With this paper, we invite our esteemed readers to join us on this unpredictable journey, as we navigate the uncharted waters of statistical analysis, confront the unexpected relationships that emerge from our data, and revel in the sheer absurdity of the scientific process. So buckle up and prepare for an exhilarating ride through the wild, wonderful world of statistical discovery – complete with unexpected twists, puzzling correlations, and perhaps a few laughs along the way.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroluem consumption in Japan. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan

[[ABSTRACT]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan

The correlation between criminal activity and the consumption of petroleum has long been an intriguing but underexplored area of study. In this paper, we dive into the unexpected connection between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a statistical journey to unpack this enigmatic relationship.

Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9398070 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning from 1985 to 2022. While the connection may seem as far-fetched as trying to catch a thief with oil, our research suggests a notable association between these seemingly disparate variables.

This research sheds new light on the complex interactions between crime and global fuel consumption and serves as a testament to the unpredictable nature of statistical analysis. As we ponder the question of whether oil might fuel both engines and misdemeanors, we invite further exploration into this unlikely correlation.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan
As researchers, we often find ourselves on unexpected journeys, exploring the uncharted territories of statistical analysis and uncovering intriguing correlations that seem pulled from the plot of a quirky science fiction novel. In this particular escapade, we embark on the quest to unravel the seemingly bizarre connection between the occurrence of robberies in South Carolina and the petroleum consumption patterns in Japan. With bated breath and raised eyebrows, we delved into the labyrinth of data, armed with our trusty statistical tools and a healthy dose of skepticism.
The evolution of crime has long been a subject of fascination for researchers and enthusiasts alike, not unlike a never-ending mystery novel that refuses to reveal its final chapter. And when it comes to fueling this curiosity (pun intended), the role of petroleum consumption emerges as an unexpected character in the elaborate saga of criminal activity. Our investigation, thus, takes us on a journey through time and space (albeit statistical time and space), where we aim to demystify the enigmatic relationship between these disparate variables.
Indeed, the notion of connecting the dots between South Carolina robberies and Japanese petroleum consumption may seem as improbable as predicting the outcome of an experiment using a crystal ball, yet our intuition urged us to venture forth into uncharted territory. Armed with a pragmatic blend of curiosity and skepticism, we set out to challenge the boundaries of conventional thinking and embrace the delightful absurdity of scientific exploration. We found ourselves pondering obtuse correlations and quizzical variables, not unlike a group of detectives scrutinizing a perplexing case.
With this paper, we invite our esteemed readers to join us on this unpredictable journey, as we navigate the uncharted waters of statistical analysis, confront the unexpected relationships that emerge from our data, and revel in the sheer absurdity of the scientific process. So buckle up and prepare for an exhilarating ride through the wild, wonderful world of statistical discovery – complete with unexpected twists, puzzling correlations, and perhaps a few laughs along the way.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The exploration of the relationship between criminal activities and seemingly unrelated factors has been a subject of great curiosity among researchers. Smith et al. (2015) examined the unexpected connection between coffee consumption and graffiti occurrences in New York City, while Doe and Jones (2020) delved into the puzzling correlation between ice cream sales and petty theft in suburban neighborhoods. These studies remind us of the delightful absurdity that can emerge from statistical analysis and the sheer unpredictability of human behavior.

In "The Petroleum Paradox" by Petro Leum, the author explores the intricate relationship between fuel consumption and societal dynamics, emphasizing the unexpected impact of petroleum on various aspects of human life. Similarly, "The Art of the Heist" by Rob Beri chronicles the daring escapades of master thieves and their audacious attempts to outwit law enforcement, providing a fresh perspective on the captivating world of criminal activity.

Moving from non-fiction to the realm of fiction, "The Oil Conspiracy" by Diesel McFueler offers a satirical take on the clandestine machinations of the petroleum industry, weaving a web of intrigue and deception that captivates the reader from start to finish. In a similar vein, "The Robbery Riddle" by Cash McSteal presents a gripping tale of cat-and-mouse chase between a cunning thief and an intrepid detective, delving into the psychology of crime and the unexpected twists that unfold in the pursuit of justice.

In their quest for quirky and unconventional insights, the authors also ventured into the realm of television, immersing themselves in the investigative drama of "Oil & Order" and the thrilling heist narratives of "Robbers, Inc." These immersive experiences provided valuable context for the exploratory nature of this study, offering unexpected parallels to the enthralling correlations we aim to uncover.

As we immerse ourselves in this retrospective journey through literature and popular culture, it becomes clear that the enigmatic relationship between South Carolina robberies and Japanese petroleum consumption is not as far-fetched as one might initially surmise. By embracing the unexpected, we open ourselves to the sheer delight of unraveling peculiar correlations and challenging traditional notions of causality. With this foundation laid, we now turn to the empirical studies and data analyses that form the backbone of our investigation into this bewildering connection.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroluem consumption in Japan. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 1985 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan

[[ABSTRACT]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan

The correlation between criminal activity and the consumption of petroleum has long been an intriguing but underexplored area of study. In this paper, we dive into the unexpected connection between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a statistical journey to unpack this enigmatic relationship.

Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9398070 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning from 1985 to 2022. While the connection may seem as far-fetched as trying to catch a thief with oil, our research suggests a notable association between these seemingly disparate variables.

This research sheds new light on the complex interactions between crime and global fuel consumption and serves as a testament to the unpredictable nature of statistical analysis. As we ponder the question of whether oil might fuel both engines and misdemeanors, we invite further exploration into this unlikely correlation.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan
As researchers, we often find ourselves on unexpected journeys, exploring the uncharted territories of statistical analysis and uncovering intriguing correlations that seem pulled from the plot of a quirky science fiction novel. In this particular escapade, we embark on the quest to unravel the seemingly bizarre connection between the occurrence of robberies in South Carolina and the petroleum consumption patterns in Japan. With bated breath and raised eyebrows, we delved into the labyrinth of data, armed with our trusty statistical tools and a healthy dose of skepticism.
The evolution of crime has long been a subject of fascination for researchers and enthusiasts alike, not unlike a never-ending mystery novel that refuses to reveal its final chapter. And when it comes to fueling this curiosity (pun intended), the role of petroleum consumption emerges as an unexpected character in the elaborate saga of criminal activity. Our investigation, thus, takes us on a journey through time and space (albeit statistical time and space), where we aim to demystify the enigmatic relationship between these disparate variables.
Indeed, the notion of connecting the dots between South Carolina robberies and Japanese petroleum consumption may seem as improbable as predicting the outcome of an experiment using a crystal ball, yet our intuition urged us to venture forth into uncharted territory. Armed with a pragmatic blend of curiosity and skepticism, we set out to challenge the boundaries of conventional thinking and embrace the delightful absurdity of scientific exploration. We found ourselves pondering obtuse correlations and quizzical variables, not unlike a group of detectives scrutinizing a perplexing case.
With this paper, we invite our esteemed readers to join us on this unpredictable journey, as we navigate the uncharted waters of statistical analysis, confront the unexpected relationships that emerge from our data, and revel in the sheer absurdity of the scientific process. So buckle up and prepare for an exhilarating ride through the wild, wonderful world of statistical discovery – complete with unexpected twists, puzzling correlations, and perhaps a few laughs along the way.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To tackle the confounding conundrum of the improbable correlation between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan, we harnessed the power of statistical analysis and embarked on a journey that would make even the most audacious of data explorers quiver in their lab coats.

Data Collection:
Our team scoured the vast expanse of the internet, navigating through the treacherous seas of information to procure the necessary datasets for our analysis. The FBI Criminal Justice Information Services provided us with a treasure trove of data on robberies in South Carolina, painting a vivid picture of criminal activity that would make even the most seasoned detective raise an intrigued eyebrow. Meanwhile, the Energy Information Administration bestowed upon us the intricate details of petroleum consumption in Japan, offering a glimpse into the fuel habits of a nation that would make even the most fuel-efficient scientist nod in approval. With data spanning from 1985 to 2022, we armed ourselves with a comprehensive arsenal of statistics to wrangle with the not-so-distant past and the near future.

Data Cleansing and Preprocessing:
Like meticulous archaeologists sifting through layers of sediment, we meticulously cleaned and preprocessed the datasets, ensuring that our statistical journey would not be marred by the pesky artifacts of erroneous data points and missing values. After all, we wouldn't want our analysis to be tainted by the statistical equivalent of a red herring or a missing puzzle piece. Through a series of rigorous data cleansing techniques and imputation methods, we purged the data of any contaminants that dared to cast doubt upon the integrity of our investigation.

Statistical Analysis:
Armed with a battalion of statistical tools that rivaled the inventiveness of a Swiss Army knife, we embarked on our analysis armed with time-series regression models, correlation coefficients, and a multitude of other statistical measures. We subjected the data to an array of tests and examinations, treating it with the care and rigor of a master detective interrogating a suspect. By employing robust statistical methods, we aimed to discern any hidden patterns and connections buried within the depths of the datasets, unearthing revelations that would leave even the most seasoned statistician gasping in astonishment.

Correlation Calculation and Interpretation:
With the precision of a jeweler crafting a flawless gemstone, we calculated the correlation coefficient between the occurrences of robberies in South Carolina and the consumption of petroleum in Japan. As our statistical calculations churned and whirred, we emerged with a correlation coefficient of 0.9398070, akin to stumbling upon a rare treasure in the labyrinthine catacombs of statistical analysis. Furthermore, with a p-value less than 0.01, our findings surpassed even the most stringent of statistical thresholds, prompting exclamations of both surprise and delight from our research team.

Limitations and Delights of Statistical Exploration:
In the whimsical world of statistical analysis, no investigation is without its limitations and peculiarities. Acknowledging the potential lurking intricacies and unobservable variables that may evade the grasps of our statistical nets, we approached our findings with a prudent degree of caution. However, just as a detective savors the thrill of unearthing a well-hidden clue, we reveled in the unexpected delight of unraveling an improbable correlation that challenged the boundaries of conventional scientific thinking.

In summary, our methodology reflects a blend of meticulous data curation, rigorous statistical analysis, and a healthy dose of scientific whimsy. Through our unconventional journey, we remain steadfast in our commitment to unraveling the unexpected connections that lie hidden within the vast expanse of empirical data, while embracing the delightful unpredictability of statistical exploration.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroluem consumption in Japan. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Energy Information Administration .

For the time period 1985 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9398070, r-squared of 0.8832372, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan

[[ABSTRACT]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan

The correlation between criminal activity and the consumption of petroleum has long been an intriguing but underexplored area of study. In this paper, we dive into the unexpected connection between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a statistical journey to unpack this enigmatic relationship.

Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9398070 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning from 1985 to 2022. While the connection may seem as far-fetched as trying to catch a thief with oil, our research suggests a notable association between these seemingly disparate variables.

This research sheds new light on the complex interactions between crime and global fuel consumption and serves as a testament to the unpredictable nature of statistical analysis. As we ponder the question of whether oil might fuel both engines and misdemeanors, we invite further exploration into this unlikely correlation.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan
As researchers, we often find ourselves on unexpected journeys, exploring the uncharted territories of statistical analysis and uncovering intriguing correlations that seem pulled from the plot of a quirky science fiction novel. In this particular escapade, we embark on the quest to unravel the seemingly bizarre connection between the occurrence of robberies in South Carolina and the petroleum consumption patterns in Japan. With bated breath and raised eyebrows, we delved into the labyrinth of data, armed with our trusty statistical tools and a healthy dose of skepticism.
The evolution of crime has long been a subject of fascination for researchers and enthusiasts alike, not unlike a never-ending mystery novel that refuses to reveal its final chapter. And when it comes to fueling this curiosity (pun intended), the role of petroleum consumption emerges as an unexpected character in the elaborate saga of criminal activity. Our investigation, thus, takes us on a journey through time and space (albeit statistical time and space), where we aim to demystify the enigmatic relationship between these disparate variables.
Indeed, the notion of connecting the dots between South Carolina robberies and Japanese petroleum consumption may seem as improbable as predicting the outcome of an experiment using a crystal ball, yet our intuition urged us to venture forth into uncharted territory. Armed with a pragmatic blend of curiosity and skepticism, we set out to challenge the boundaries of conventional thinking and embrace the delightful absurdity of scientific exploration. We found ourselves pondering obtuse correlations and quizzical variables, not unlike a group of detectives scrutinizing a perplexing case.
With this paper, we invite our esteemed readers to join us on this unpredictable journey, as we navigate the uncharted waters of statistical analysis, confront the unexpected relationships that emerge from our data, and revel in the sheer absurdity of the scientific process. So buckle up and prepare for an exhilarating ride through the wild, wonderful world of statistical discovery – complete with unexpected twists, puzzling correlations, and perhaps a few laughs along the way.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis of the data collected revealed a surprising and robust correlation between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan. The correlation coefficient of 0.9398070 indicates a strong positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. It's as if the robbers in South Carolina were fueled by the mere thought of petroleum consumption on the other side of the world!

The r-squared value of 0.8832372 further underscores the strength of this connection, suggesting that approximately 88.32% of the variation in robberies in South Carolina can be explained by the fluctuations in petroleum consumption in Japan. It's almost like witnessing a perfectly orchestrated heist, except this time, it involves statistical variables and a whole lot of data sleuthing.

With a p-value of less than 0.01, we can confidently reject the null hypothesis and declare that the correlation between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan is indeed significant. It's as if our findings are shouting, "We've cracked the case!" in the language of statistical significance.

Figure 1 (not included here) visually depicts the strong correlation between the two variables, showcasing a scatterplot that would make even the most seasoned statistician raise an eyebrow in surprise. It's as if the data points themselves were plotting a thrilling escapade across the graph, with robberies and petroleum consumption intertwining in an unexpected dance of statistical harmony.

These results not only challenge our preconceptions about the relationships between crime and global fuel consumption but also serve as a testament to the unpredictable nature of statistical analysis. Just when we thought we had seen it all, the data threw us a curveball that would make even the most avid baseball fan marvel at its unpredictability.

In conclusion, the findings of this study unearth a fascinating and surprising connection between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan, highlighting the wondrously absurd nature of scientific exploration. As we wrap up this statistical journey, we invite fellow researchers to join us in unraveling the mysteries of unexpected correlations and reveling in the sheer inexplicable delight of statistical discovery. After all, in the world of research, sometimes the most improbable connections yield the most sensational insights.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroluem consumption in Japan. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan

[[ABSTRACT]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan

The correlation between criminal activity and the consumption of petroleum has long been an intriguing but underexplored area of study. In this paper, we dive into the unexpected connection between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a statistical journey to unpack this enigmatic relationship.

Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9398070 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning from 1985 to 2022. While the connection may seem as far-fetched as trying to catch a thief with oil, our research suggests a notable association between these seemingly disparate variables.

This research sheds new light on the complex interactions between crime and global fuel consumption and serves as a testament to the unpredictable nature of statistical analysis. As we ponder the question of whether oil might fuel both engines and misdemeanors, we invite further exploration into this unlikely correlation.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The exploration of the relationship between criminal activities and seemingly unrelated factors has been a subject of great curiosity among researchers. Smith et al. (2015) examined the unexpected connection between coffee consumption and graffiti occurrences in New York City, while Doe and Jones (2020) delved into the puzzling correlation between ice cream sales and petty theft in suburban neighborhoods. These studies remind us of the delightful absurdity that can emerge from statistical analysis and the sheer unpredictability of human behavior.
In "The Petroleum Paradox" by Petro Leum, the author explores the intricate relationship between fuel consumption and societal dynamics, emphasizing the unexpected impact of petroleum on various aspects of human life. Similarly, "The Art of the Heist" by Rob Beri chronicles the daring escapades of master thieves and their audacious attempts to outwit law enforcement, providing a fresh perspective on the captivating world of criminal activity.
Moving from non-fiction to the realm of fiction, "The Oil Conspiracy" by Diesel McFueler offers a satirical take on the clandestine machinations of the petroleum industry, weaving a web of intrigue and deception that captivates the reader from start to finish. In a similar vein, "The Robbery Riddle" by Cash McSteal presents a gripping tale of cat-and-mouse chase between a cunning thief and an intrepid detective, delving into the psychology of crime and the unexpected twists that unfold in the pursuit of justice.
In their quest for quirky and unconventional insights, the authors also ventured into the realm of television, immersing themselves in the investigative drama of "Oil & Order" and the thrilling heist narratives of "Robbers, Inc." These immersive experiences provided valuable context for the exploratory nature of this study, offering unexpected parallels to the enthralling correlations we aim to uncover.
As we immerse ourselves in this retrospective journey through literature and popular culture, it becomes clear that the enigmatic relationship between South Carolina robberies and Japanese petroleum consumption is not as far-fetched as one might initially surmise. By embracing the unexpected, we open ourselves to the sheer delight of unraveling peculiar correlations and challenging traditional notions of causality. With this foundation laid, we now turn to the empirical studies and data analyses that form the backbone of our investigation into this bewildering connection.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data collected revealed a surprising and robust correlation between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan. The correlation coefficient of 0.9398070 indicates a strong positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. It's as if the robbers in South Carolina were fueled by the mere thought of petroleum consumption on the other side of the world!
The r-squared value of 0.8832372 further underscores the strength of this connection, suggesting that approximately 88.32% of the variation in robberies in South Carolina can be explained by the fluctuations in petroleum consumption in Japan. It's almost like witnessing a perfectly orchestrated heist, except this time, it involves statistical variables and a whole lot of data sleuthing.
With a p-value of less than 0.01, we can confidently reject the null hypothesis and declare that the correlation between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan is indeed significant. It's as if our findings are shouting, "We've cracked the case!" in the language of statistical significance.
Figure 1 (not included here) visually depicts the strong correlation between the two variables, showcasing a scatterplot that would make even the most seasoned statistician raise an eyebrow in surprise. It's as if the data points themselves were plotting a thrilling escapade across the graph, with robberies and petroleum consumption intertwining in an unexpected dance of statistical harmony.
These results not only challenge our preconceptions about the relationships between crime and global fuel consumption but also serve as a testament to the unpredictable nature of statistical analysis. Just when we thought we had seen it all, the data threw us a curveball that would make even the most avid baseball fan marvel at its unpredictability.
In conclusion, the findings of this study unearth a fascinating and surprising connection between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan, highlighting the wondrously absurd nature of scientific exploration. As we wrap up this statistical journey, we invite fellow researchers to join us in unraveling the mysteries of unexpected correlations and reveling in the sheer inexplicable delight of statistical discovery. After all, in the world of research, sometimes the most improbable connections yield the most sensational insights.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our research has unveiled a remarkably strong relationship between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan, raising eyebrows and prompting more than a few chuckles among the scientific community. The correlation coefficient of 0.9398070 suggests a connection so tight, it's as if the robbers in South Carolina drew up their heist plans while dreaming of Tokyo's gasoline prices. This discovery not only supports the prior research that delved into quirky correlations, such as coffee-fueled graffiti escapades and ice cream-induced petty theft, but also underscores the eccentric allure of statistical exploration.

The seemingly absurd connection between these disparate variables has left us pondering the tantalizing question of whether oil might indeed fuel both engines and misdemeanors. If nothing else, it adds a touch of whimsy to the often stern world of empirical analysis. As we reflect on the unexpected twists and turns of statistical sleuthing, it’s clear that the pursuit of knowledge can often lead us down delightfully eccentric paths, reminiscent of a crime novel with a statistical flair.

It's worth noting that this unanticipated relationship challenges conventional wisdom and beckons us to embrace the serendipitous nature of scientific inquiry. Who would have thought that a scatterplot could serve as a thrilling canvas for the dramatic capers of correlated data points, weaving an intricate tale of statistical harmony with each plotted point? It's almost as if the dots themselves are engaged in a high-stakes card game, each one daring the other to uncover the next astounding revelation of interconnectedness.

Furthermore, the robust r-squared value of 0.8832372 suggests that approximately 88.32% of the variation in South Carolina robberies can be potentially explained by the ebb and flow of petroleum consumption in Japan. How intriguing to think that statistical outliers and trends could be underpinned by the subtle dance of fuel demand in the land of the rising sun. It's almost as though the data itself is inviting us to join in an intellectual whodunit, with every statistical variable offering a vital clue in unraveling the mysteries of correlation.

In light of these findings, we simply cannot resist the fervent invitation to dive deeper into the quirky and unconventional in our pursuit of scientific knowledge. After all, in the realm of research, the most peculiar connections often yield the most captivating insights. Perhaps, just perhaps, it's in these charmingly peculiar relationships that we uncover the true treasures of statistical discovery.


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System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroluem consumption in Japan. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan

[[ABSTRACT]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan

The correlation between criminal activity and the consumption of petroleum has long been an intriguing but underexplored area of study. In this paper, we dive into the unexpected connection between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a statistical journey to unpack this enigmatic relationship.

Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9398070 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning from 1985 to 2022. While the connection may seem as far-fetched as trying to catch a thief with oil, our research suggests a notable association between these seemingly disparate variables.

This research sheds new light on the complex interactions between crime and global fuel consumption and serves as a testament to the unpredictable nature of statistical analysis. As we ponder the question of whether oil might fuel both engines and misdemeanors, we invite further exploration into this unlikely correlation.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan
As researchers, we often find ourselves on unexpected journeys, exploring the uncharted territories of statistical analysis and uncovering intriguing correlations that seem pulled from the plot of a quirky science fiction novel. In this particular escapade, we embark on the quest to unravel the seemingly bizarre connection between the occurrence of robberies in South Carolina and the petroleum consumption patterns in Japan. With bated breath and raised eyebrows, we delved into the labyrinth of data, armed with our trusty statistical tools and a healthy dose of skepticism.
The evolution of crime has long been a subject of fascination for researchers and enthusiasts alike, not unlike a never-ending mystery novel that refuses to reveal its final chapter. And when it comes to fueling this curiosity (pun intended), the role of petroleum consumption emerges as an unexpected character in the elaborate saga of criminal activity. Our investigation, thus, takes us on a journey through time and space (albeit statistical time and space), where we aim to demystify the enigmatic relationship between these disparate variables.
Indeed, the notion of connecting the dots between South Carolina robberies and Japanese petroleum consumption may seem as improbable as predicting the outcome of an experiment using a crystal ball, yet our intuition urged us to venture forth into uncharted territory. Armed with a pragmatic blend of curiosity and skepticism, we set out to challenge the boundaries of conventional thinking and embrace the delightful absurdity of scientific exploration. We found ourselves pondering obtuse correlations and quizzical variables, not unlike a group of detectives scrutinizing a perplexing case.
With this paper, we invite our esteemed readers to join us on this unpredictable journey, as we navigate the uncharted waters of statistical analysis, confront the unexpected relationships that emerge from our data, and revel in the sheer absurdity of the scientific process. So buckle up and prepare for an exhilarating ride through the wild, wonderful world of statistical discovery – complete with unexpected twists, puzzling correlations, and perhaps a few laughs along the way.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data collected revealed a surprising and robust correlation between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan. The correlation coefficient of 0.9398070 indicates a strong positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. It's as if the robbers in South Carolina were fueled by the mere thought of petroleum consumption on the other side of the world!
The r-squared value of 0.8832372 further underscores the strength of this connection, suggesting that approximately 88.32% of the variation in robberies in South Carolina can be explained by the fluctuations in petroleum consumption in Japan. It's almost like witnessing a perfectly orchestrated heist, except this time, it involves statistical variables and a whole lot of data sleuthing.
With a p-value of less than 0.01, we can confidently reject the null hypothesis and declare that the correlation between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan is indeed significant. It's as if our findings are shouting, "We've cracked the case!" in the language of statistical significance.
Figure 1 (not included here) visually depicts the strong correlation between the two variables, showcasing a scatterplot that would make even the most seasoned statistician raise an eyebrow in surprise. It's as if the data points themselves were plotting a thrilling escapade across the graph, with robberies and petroleum consumption intertwining in an unexpected dance of statistical harmony.
These results not only challenge our preconceptions about the relationships between crime and global fuel consumption but also serve as a testament to the unpredictable nature of statistical analysis. Just when we thought we had seen it all, the data threw us a curveball that would make even the most avid baseball fan marvel at its unpredictability.
In conclusion, the findings of this study unearth a fascinating and surprising connection between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan, highlighting the wondrously absurd nature of scientific exploration. As we wrap up this statistical journey, we invite fellow researchers to join us in unraveling the mysteries of unexpected correlations and reveling in the sheer inexplicable delight of statistical discovery. After all, in the world of research, sometimes the most improbable connections yield the most sensational insights.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has uncorked a Pandora's box of statistical absurdity, revealing a strong and confounding connection between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan. It's as if the robbers were secretly fueling their criminal undertakings with visions of Tokyo gas stations. As we ponder the possibility of thieves drawing inspiration from international fuel data, one can't help but imagine them carefully planning their heists while simultaneously tracking the rise and fall of Japanese petroleum consumption.

Our findings highlight the whimsical unpredictability of statistical analysis, where the most peculiar relationships emerge from the depths of data. It's like watching a circus performance, where each variable plays a part in an exhilarating act of statistical acrobatics. As we bid adieu to this peculiar investigation, we invite fellow researchers to embrace the glorious strangeness of scientific exploration and relish the delightful madness hidden within the labyrinth of data analysis.

In the spirit of scientific humor and statistical absurdity, we assert that no further research in this area is needed; the connection between South Carolina robberies and Japanese petroleum consumption has been thoroughly deconstructed with all the flair of a heist movie. And as we close the book on this curious correlation, let's tip our hats to the capricious nature of statistical discovery and the sheer, inexplicable joy it brings. Remember, in the wacky world of research, expect the unexpected, and rejoice in the ludicrous connections that await our exploration.

In the words of statistical wisdom, sometimes the most improbable correlations yield the most entertaining insights, and this unlikely duo of crime and fuel has certainly delivered a thrilling ride through the wild wonders of statistical discovery.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The International Journal of Interdisciplinary Criminology and Energy Economics


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System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Global Institute for Energy, Environment, and Crime Research


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System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan with an abstract of Fueling Crime: An Unlikely Connection between Robberies in South Carolina and Petroleum Consumption in Japan
The correlation between criminal activity and the consumption of petroleum has long been an intriguing but underexplored area of study. In this paper, we dive into the unexpected connection between robberies in South Carolina and petroleum consumption in Japan. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a statistical journey to unpack this enigmatic relationship.
Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9398070 and a p-value less than 0.01, spanning from 1985 to 2022. While the connection may seem as far-fetched as trying to catch a thief with oil, our research suggests a notable association between these seemingly disparate variables.
This research sheds new light on the complex interactions between crime and global fuel consumption and serves as a testament to the unpredictable nature of statistical analysis. As we ponder the question of whether oil might fuel both engines and misdemeanors, we invite further exploration into this unlikely correlation.

ChatGPT:

robberies, South Carolina, petroleum consumption, Japan, correlation, criminal activity, statistical analysis, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, Energy Information Administration, fuel consumption, global, misdemeanor

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Data details

Robberies in South Carolina
Detailed data title: The robbery rate per 100,000 residents in South Carolina
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Robberies in South Carolina

Petroluem consumption in Japan
Detailed data title: Volume of petroluem consumption consumed in Japan in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Petroluem consumption in Japan

Correlation r = 0.9398070 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8832372 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 88.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Petroluem consumption in Japan) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Robberies in South Carolina) over the 38 years from 1985 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.3E-18. 0.0000000000000000022788612442
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 2.3E-16% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 438,815,659,595,392,576 random variables You don't actually need 438 quadrillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 37 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 37 because we have two variables measured over a period of 38 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.89, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Robberies in South Carolina (Robbery rate)93.999.5101.1124.7130.2152.4171.1170.6187.3186.1175.9172176.2154.9148.2155147.4140.7139.8130.3133.2136.6144.2147.2126.1108.299.195.583.183.280.782.177.470.764.559.849.740.6
Petroluem consumption in Japan (Million Barrels/Day)4436.054502.924567.494849.15057.915282.635338.445418.855330.785586.355638.935677.375636.565448.025589.415458.785360.985268.685380.075267.855287.535155.964989.384737.434324.234399.24414.734673.634520.734285.744166.884043.253954.273861.443766.053366.23411.153376.12




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([93.9,99.5,101.1,124.7,130.2,152.4,171.1,170.6,187.3,186.1,175.9,172,176.2,154.9,148.2,155,147.4,140.7,139.8,130.3,133.2,136.6,144.2,147.2,126.1,108.2,99.1,95.5,83.1,83.2,80.7,82.1,77.4,70.7,64.5,59.8,49.7,40.6,])
array_2 = np.array([4436.05,4502.92,4567.49,4849.1,5057.91,5282.63,5338.44,5418.85,5330.78,5586.35,5638.93,5677.37,5636.56,5448.02,5589.41,5458.78,5360.98,5268.68,5380.07,5267.85,5287.53,5155.96,4989.38,4737.43,4324.23,4399.2,4414.73,4673.63,4520.73,4285.74,4166.88,4043.25,3954.27,3861.44,3766.05,3366.2,3411.15,3376.12,])
array_1_name = "Robberies in South Carolina"
array_2_name = "Petroluem consumption in Japan"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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