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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of surgens in New Mexico and the second variable is Median Weekly Earnings of Self-Employed Workers in the UK.  The chart goes from 2003 to 2013, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of surgens in New Mexico continues to dwindle, the global market for surgical supplies is experiencing a sharp decline. This has inadvertently led to a cut in the profits of self-employed workers in the UK, as they now have to pay exorbitant prices for essential medical equipment. It's a real cutthroat situation for these self-employed individuals, and they're finding it increasingly hard to suture financial wounds.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image of a bustling New Mexico hospital, where a shortage of surgeons has led to an increase in self-employment. Meanwhile, in the UK, self-employed butchers crowd the market, each focused on cutting and dicing meats on their own. Show the interplay between these two scenarios by visually representing a decline in median weekly earnings as the surplus of independent meat slicers and dice-ers competes against each other. Give the image a magical realism style, with surreal elements that emphasize the unusual connection between these two seemingly unrelated events. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of surgens in New Mexico and Median Weekly Earnings of Self-Employed Workers in the UK. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: inspired by bauhaus Oragami Magic realism Art nouveau Glitch art
ChatGPT: Magic realism

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of surgens in New Mexico and Median Weekly Earnings of Self-Employed Workers in the UK, in the following situation: Because as the number of surgeons in New Mexico decreased, more people in the UK decided to take matters into their own hands – quite literally – and become self-employed butchers, resulting in a decrease in median weekly earnings due to a surplus of independent meat slicers and dice-ers cutting into each other's profits.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling New Mexico hospital, the number of surgeons decreased, leading to a rise in self-employment. Meanwhile, in the UK, self-employed butchers crowded the market, each focused on cutting and dicing meats on their own. The scene showed a decline in median weekly earnings as the surplus of independent meat slicers and dice-ers competed against each other, highlighting the interplay between the two variables.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Magic realism ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling New Mexico hospital, the number of surgeons decreased, leading to a rise in self-employment. Meanwhile, in the UK, self-employed butchers crowded the market, each focused on cutting and dicing meats on their own. The scene showed a decline in median weekly earnings as the surplus of independent meat slicers and dice-ers competed against each other, highlighting the interplay between the two variables. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image of a bustling New Mexico hospital, where a shortage of surgeons has led to an increase in self-employment. Meanwhile, in the UK, self-employed butchers crowd the market, each focused on cutting and dicing meats on their own. Show the interplay between these two scenarios by visually representing a decline in median weekly earnings as the surplus of independent meat slicers and dice-ers competes against each other. Give the image a magical realism style, with surreal elements that emphasize the unusual connection between these two seemingly unrelated events.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in The number of surgens in New Mexico caused Median Weekly Earnings of Self-Employed Workers in the UK to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Surgens Effect: A Humorous Investigation into New Mexico Surgeon Density and Its Impact on the Median Weekly Earnings of UK Self-Employed Workers

The Journal of Whimsical Economic Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of surgens in New Mexico and Median Weekly Earnings of Self-Employed Workers in the UK. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Statista to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8598840 and p < 0.01 for 2003 to 2013.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The "Surgens" Effect: A Humorous Investigation into New Mexico Surgeon Density and Its Impact on the Median Weekly Earnings of UK Self-Employed Workers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a lighthearted approach to exploring the somewhat unexpected connection between the number of "surgens" in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the UK. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, we sought to examine the relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8598840 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2013. While the implications of this correlation may be surprising, we take a tongue-in-cheek approach to analyzing the fluctuating dynamics of surgeon density and self-employed earnings across international borders. We invite readers to enjoy this quirky exploration and perhaps even find a chuckle in our entertaining findings.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of surgens in New Mexico and Median Weekly Earnings of Self-Employed Workers in the UK. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The "Surgens" Effect: A Humorous Investigation into New Mexico Surgeon Density and Its Impact on the Median Weekly Earnings of UK Self-Employed Workers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a lighthearted approach to exploring the somewhat unexpected connection between the number of "surgens" in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the UK. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, we sought to examine the relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8598840 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2013. While the implications of this correlation may be surprising, we take a tongue-in-cheek approach to analyzing the fluctuating dynamics of surgeon density and self-employed earnings across international borders. We invite readers to enjoy this quirky exploration and perhaps even find a chuckle in our entertaining findings.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION

In the realm of academic inquiry, researchers often find themselves delving into the intricacies of seemingly unrelated phenomena, unearthing unexpected connections and correlations that prompt both curiosity and amusement. This whimsical research paper embarks on a lighthearted investigation into what we have fondly dubbed the "Surgens" Effect, which investigates the interaction between the number of surgeons in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the United Kingdom.

In the world of statistical analysis, uncovering a significant relationship between the density of surgeons in the desert landscapes of New Mexico and the financial fortunes of independent workers across the pond may seem as improbable as finding a needle in a haystack. Nonetheless, armed with datasets from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, we endeavored to discern any discernible patterns, no matter how comical or peculiar they may seem at first glance.

This paper beckons the reader to join us on a culinary escapade through the kitchen of correlation, where we sprinkle in a dash of statistical seasoning and a generous serving of tongue-in-cheek humor. Our investigation aims not only to shed light on the "Surgens" Effect but also to entertain and amuse as we traipse through the interplay of transatlantic labor market dynamics.

As we embark on this mirthful journey, we invite our esteemed colleagues to indulge in our playful yet insightful findings and perhaps even find themselves letting out a chuckle or two as they peruse our offbeat discoveries.

So, without further ado, let the merriment commence as we delve into the delightful, albeit unexpected, intercontinental entanglement of surgeon density and self-employed earnings.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of surgens in New Mexico and Median Weekly Earnings of Self-Employed Workers in the UK. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The "Surgens" Effect: A Humorous Investigation into New Mexico Surgeon Density and Its Impact on the Median Weekly Earnings of UK Self-Employed Workers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a lighthearted approach to exploring the somewhat unexpected connection between the number of "surgens" in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the UK. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, we sought to examine the relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8598840 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2013. While the implications of this correlation may be surprising, we take a tongue-in-cheek approach to analyzing the fluctuating dynamics of surgeon density and self-employed earnings across international borders. We invite readers to enjoy this quirky exploration and perhaps even find a chuckle in our entertaining findings.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
In the realm of academic inquiry, researchers often find themselves delving into the intricacies of seemingly unrelated phenomena, unearthing unexpected connections and correlations that prompt both curiosity and amusement. This whimsical research paper embarks on a lighthearted investigation into what we have fondly dubbed the "Surgens" Effect, which investigates the interaction between the number of surgeons in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the United Kingdom.
In the world of statistical analysis, uncovering a significant relationship between the density of surgeons in the desert landscapes of New Mexico and the financial fortunes of independent workers across the pond may seem as improbable as finding a needle in a haystack. Nonetheless, armed with datasets from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, we endeavored to discern any discernible patterns, no matter how comical or peculiar they may seem at first glance.
This paper beckons the reader to join us on a culinary escapade through the kitchen of correlation, where we sprinkle in a dash of statistical seasoning and a generous serving of tongue-in-cheek humor. Our investigation aims not only to shed light on the "Surgens" Effect but also to entertain and amuse as we traipse through the interplay of transatlantic labor market dynamics.
As we embark on this mirthful journey, we invite our esteemed colleagues to indulge in our playful yet insightful findings and perhaps even find themselves letting out a chuckle or two as they peruse our offbeat discoveries.
So, without further ado, let the merriment commence as we delve into the delightful, albeit unexpected, intercontinental entanglement of surgeon density and self-employed earnings.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The exploration of unlikely correlations often leads to fascinating discoveries, and our study on the relationship between the number of surgeons in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the UK is no exception.

In a study by Smith et al. (2010), "Trends in Surgical Workforce," the authors discuss the complexities of surgeon distribution in the southwestern region of the United States. While their focus is primarily on workforce trends in the U.S., the insights gleaned from their work provide a foundational understanding of the nuances surrounding surgical professionals in the vicinity of New Mexico.

Additionally, Doe and Jones (2015) conducted an extensive analysis in "Economic Factors Influencing Self-Employment." Although their primary focus is on economic factors in the self-employment landscape, their work sheds light on the intricate interplay of financial variables that may have unforeseen connections to the density of surgeons halfway across the globe.

Moving from non-fiction studies to related literature, we turn to the works of realist authors whose storytelling mirrors the complexities of our research topic. In "The Wealth of Nations" by Adam Smith, a classic examination of economics, we encounter themes pertinent to our investigation. While Smith's opus may not directly mention New Mexico surgeons or UK self-employed individuals, the underlying economic principles resonate with the underlying mechanisms driving our correlation.

On a lighter note, we also draw attention to the fictional realm, where books such as "The Highly Selective Dictionary for the Extraordinarily Literate" by Eugene Ehrlich delightfully explore the quirks of language and idiosyncrasies of professional terminology, much like the unexpected relationship between surgeons and self-employed workers.

Furthermore, the realm of cartoons and children’s shows holds unexpected relevance to our study. As children, many of us were entertained by medical dramas such as "Doc McStuffins" and "SpongeBob SquarePants," where the depiction of diverse occupations and the whimsical intertwining of characters may offer subtle parallels to the interconnectedness found in our research.

In this sense, our literature review spans the spectrum from scholarly works to whimsical tales, highlighting the multifaceted nature of our investigation into the "Surgens" Effect.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of surgens in New Mexico and Median Weekly Earnings of Self-Employed Workers in the UK. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Statista . You used data from 2003 to 2013

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The "Surgens" Effect: A Humorous Investigation into New Mexico Surgeon Density and Its Impact on the Median Weekly Earnings of UK Self-Employed Workers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a lighthearted approach to exploring the somewhat unexpected connection between the number of "surgens" in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the UK. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, we sought to examine the relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8598840 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2013. While the implications of this correlation may be surprising, we take a tongue-in-cheek approach to analyzing the fluctuating dynamics of surgeon density and self-employed earnings across international borders. We invite readers to enjoy this quirky exploration and perhaps even find a chuckle in our entertaining findings.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
In the realm of academic inquiry, researchers often find themselves delving into the intricacies of seemingly unrelated phenomena, unearthing unexpected connections and correlations that prompt both curiosity and amusement. This whimsical research paper embarks on a lighthearted investigation into what we have fondly dubbed the "Surgens" Effect, which investigates the interaction between the number of surgeons in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the United Kingdom.
In the world of statistical analysis, uncovering a significant relationship between the density of surgeons in the desert landscapes of New Mexico and the financial fortunes of independent workers across the pond may seem as improbable as finding a needle in a haystack. Nonetheless, armed with datasets from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, we endeavored to discern any discernible patterns, no matter how comical or peculiar they may seem at first glance.
This paper beckons the reader to join us on a culinary escapade through the kitchen of correlation, where we sprinkle in a dash of statistical seasoning and a generous serving of tongue-in-cheek humor. Our investigation aims not only to shed light on the "Surgens" Effect but also to entertain and amuse as we traipse through the interplay of transatlantic labor market dynamics.
As we embark on this mirthful journey, we invite our esteemed colleagues to indulge in our playful yet insightful findings and perhaps even find themselves letting out a chuckle or two as they peruse our offbeat discoveries.
So, without further ado, let the merriment commence as we delve into the delightful, albeit unexpected, intercontinental entanglement of surgeon density and self-employed earnings.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To set the stage for our mirthful investigation, we embarked on a quest to gather data from the wild and untamed expanses of the internet. The primary sources of our data were the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the treasure trove of statistical delights that is Statista. With a merry twinkle in our eyes, we collected data spanning the years 2003 to 2013, seeking to capture a decade's worth of shenanigans in the New Mexico surgeon density and the median weekly earnings of UK self-employed workers.

Our methodology, akin to a circus act of statistical acrobatics, involved the careful curation of datasets from these sources, ensuring that the comedy of errors was minimized to bring forth reliable and valid findings. We then engaged in the high-wire act of data cleaning, removing any outliers that threatened to hijack the punchline of our analysis.

With our data in hand, we performed a merry dance of statistical analysis, using sophisticated tools to unveil the hidden connections between these seemingly unrelated variables. Our approach involved the deployment of correlation analysis, conjuring the mystical correlation coefficient to reveal the degree of association between New Mexico's surgical prowess and the self-employment fortunes of our friends across the Atlantic.

In the spirit of scientific discovery infused with just a pinch of whimsy, we calculated the correlation coefficient and p-value with all the gravitas and levity required for such a peculiar investigation. As the results of our merriment materialized, we embarked on a jolly expedition into the land of hypothesis testing, seeking to verify the significance of the "Surgens" Effect, all while donning our metaphorical jester's cap.

We acknowledge that our methodology is not without its foibles and jests, but we took every measure to ensure rigor and robustness in our analysis, despite the allure of engaging in statistical tomfoolery. The intercontinental escapade of surgeon density and self-employed earnings was a merry romp through the realms of data and analysis, yet we approached it with all due diligence and meticulousness.

With datasets in tow and statistical tools at the ready, we fearlessly ventured into the land of correlation and hypothesis testing, determined to unravel the comedic conundrum of "Surgens" and self-employment with the gravitas and humor it so rightfully deserves.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of surgens in New Mexico and Median Weekly Earnings of Self-Employed Workers in the UK. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Statista .

For the time period 2003 to 2013, you found a correlation 0.8598840, r-squared of 0.7394005, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The "Surgens" Effect: A Humorous Investigation into New Mexico Surgeon Density and Its Impact on the Median Weekly Earnings of UK Self-Employed Workers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a lighthearted approach to exploring the somewhat unexpected connection between the number of "surgens" in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the UK. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, we sought to examine the relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8598840 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2013. While the implications of this correlation may be surprising, we take a tongue-in-cheek approach to analyzing the fluctuating dynamics of surgeon density and self-employed earnings across international borders. We invite readers to enjoy this quirky exploration and perhaps even find a chuckle in our entertaining findings.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
In the realm of academic inquiry, researchers often find themselves delving into the intricacies of seemingly unrelated phenomena, unearthing unexpected connections and correlations that prompt both curiosity and amusement. This whimsical research paper embarks on a lighthearted investigation into what we have fondly dubbed the "Surgens" Effect, which investigates the interaction between the number of surgeons in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the United Kingdom.
In the world of statistical analysis, uncovering a significant relationship between the density of surgeons in the desert landscapes of New Mexico and the financial fortunes of independent workers across the pond may seem as improbable as finding a needle in a haystack. Nonetheless, armed with datasets from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, we endeavored to discern any discernible patterns, no matter how comical or peculiar they may seem at first glance.
This paper beckons the reader to join us on a culinary escapade through the kitchen of correlation, where we sprinkle in a dash of statistical seasoning and a generous serving of tongue-in-cheek humor. Our investigation aims not only to shed light on the "Surgens" Effect but also to entertain and amuse as we traipse through the interplay of transatlantic labor market dynamics.
As we embark on this mirthful journey, we invite our esteemed colleagues to indulge in our playful yet insightful findings and perhaps even find themselves letting out a chuckle or two as they peruse our offbeat discoveries.
So, without further ado, let the merriment commence as we delve into the delightful, albeit unexpected, intercontinental entanglement of surgeon density and self-employed earnings.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the relationship between the number of surgeons in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the United Kingdom revealed some intriguing and, quite frankly, chuckle-worthy findings. Over the period from 2003 to 2013, a strong correlation was observed, with a coefficient of 0.8598840 and an r-squared value of 0.7394005, both of which were found to be statistically significant at p < 0.01. These robust statistical measures indicate a remarkably substantial connection between the density of "surgens" in the arid landscapes of New Mexico and the financial gains of enterprising individuals across the Atlantic.

As presented in Fig. 1, our scatterplot illustrates the striking linear relationship between these seemingly incongruous variables. It is not often that one encounters such an unmistakable association between the concentration of medical professionals in a southwestern U.S. state and the earnings of independent workers in the UK. The visual representation of this correlation serves as a compelling testament to the unexpected, yet undeniably mirthful, "Surgens" Effect.

This unexpected discovery invites playful speculation and jovial contemplation about the potential mechanisms underlying this transcontinental interplay. Could it be that the mere thought of New Mexico's plethora of surgeons inspires an entrepreneurial spirit across the ocean? Or perhaps the commendable dedication of "surgens" in the Land of Enchantment inadvertently sends a ripple of motivational energy through the self-employed individuals of the British Isles? While these whimsical hypotheses warrant further investigation, our findings undeniably add a delightful flair to the discourse on labor market dynamics.

However, let us remind our esteemed readers that our merrily articulated discoveries should be interpreted with a light-hearted demeanor. While our statistical findings are indeed robust, we encourage a jocular contemplation of the "Surgens" Effect, embracing the whimsy and amusement that accompany our unconventional yet intriguing correlation.

The unexpected linkage between New Mexico surgeon density and UK self-employed earnings presents an entertaining diversion from the usual tempest of scholarly discourse. We hope that our playful investigation captures the imagination and prompts a chuckle or two amidst the academic fraternity, setting a tone of lighthearted curiosity and amusement as we delve into the unanticipated intersections of labor market dynamics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of surgens in New Mexico and Median Weekly Earnings of Self-Employed Workers in the UK. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The "Surgens" Effect: A Humorous Investigation into New Mexico Surgeon Density and Its Impact on the Median Weekly Earnings of UK Self-Employed Workers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a lighthearted approach to exploring the somewhat unexpected connection between the number of "surgens" in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the UK. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, we sought to examine the relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8598840 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2013. While the implications of this correlation may be surprising, we take a tongue-in-cheek approach to analyzing the fluctuating dynamics of surgeon density and self-employed earnings across international borders. We invite readers to enjoy this quirky exploration and perhaps even find a chuckle in our entertaining findings.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The exploration of unlikely correlations often leads to fascinating discoveries, and our study on the relationship between the number of surgeons in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the UK is no exception.
In a study by Smith et al. (2010), "Trends in Surgical Workforce," the authors discuss the complexities of surgeon distribution in the southwestern region of the United States. While their focus is primarily on workforce trends in the U.S., the insights gleaned from their work provide a foundational understanding of the nuances surrounding surgical professionals in the vicinity of New Mexico.
Additionally, Doe and Jones (2015) conducted an extensive analysis in "Economic Factors Influencing Self-Employment." Although their primary focus is on economic factors in the self-employment landscape, their work sheds light on the intricate interplay of financial variables that may have unforeseen connections to the density of surgeons halfway across the globe.
Moving from non-fiction studies to related literature, we turn to the works of realist authors whose storytelling mirrors the complexities of our research topic. In "The Wealth of Nations" by Adam Smith, a classic examination of economics, we encounter themes pertinent to our investigation. While Smith's opus may not directly mention New Mexico surgeons or UK self-employed individuals, the underlying economic principles resonate with the underlying mechanisms driving our correlation.
On a lighter note, we also draw attention to the fictional realm, where books such as "The Highly Selective Dictionary for the Extraordinarily Literate" by Eugene Ehrlich delightfully explore the quirks of language and idiosyncrasies of professional terminology, much like the unexpected relationship between surgeons and self-employed workers.
Furthermore, the realm of cartoons and children’s shows holds unexpected relevance to our study. As children, many of us were entertained by medical dramas such as "Doc McStuffins" and "SpongeBob SquarePants," where the depiction of diverse occupations and the whimsical intertwining of characters may offer subtle parallels to the interconnectedness found in our research.
In this sense, our literature review spans the spectrum from scholarly works to whimsical tales, highlighting the multifaceted nature of our investigation into the "Surgens" Effect.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between the number of surgeons in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the United Kingdom revealed some intriguing and, quite frankly, chuckle-worthy findings. Over the period from 2003 to 2013, a strong correlation was observed, with a coefficient of 0.8598840 and an r-squared value of 0.7394005, both of which were found to be statistically significant at p < 0.01. These robust statistical measures indicate a remarkably substantial connection between the density of "surgens" in the arid landscapes of New Mexico and the financial gains of enterprising individuals across the Atlantic.
As presented in Fig. 1, our scatterplot illustrates the striking linear relationship between these seemingly incongruous variables. It is not often that one encounters such an unmistakable association between the concentration of medical professionals in a southwestern U.S. state and the earnings of independent workers in the UK. The visual representation of this correlation serves as a compelling testament to the unexpected, yet undeniably mirthful, "Surgens" Effect.
This unexpected discovery invites playful speculation and jovial contemplation about the potential mechanisms underlying this transcontinental interplay. Could it be that the mere thought of New Mexico's plethora of surgeons inspires an entrepreneurial spirit across the ocean? Or perhaps the commendable dedication of "surgens" in the Land of Enchantment inadvertently sends a ripple of motivational energy through the self-employed individuals of the British Isles? While these whimsical hypotheses warrant further investigation, our findings undeniably add a delightful flair to the discourse on labor market dynamics.
However, let us remind our esteemed readers that our merrily articulated discoveries should be interpreted with a light-hearted demeanor. While our statistical findings are indeed robust, we encourage a jocular contemplation of the "Surgens" Effect, embracing the whimsy and amusement that accompany our unconventional yet intriguing correlation.
The unexpected linkage between New Mexico surgeon density and UK self-employed earnings presents an entertaining diversion from the usual tempest of scholarly discourse. We hope that our playful investigation captures the imagination and prompts a chuckle or two amidst the academic fraternity, setting a tone of lighthearted curiosity and amusement as we delve into the unanticipated intersections of labor market dynamics.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The ramifications of our investigation into the "Surgens" Effect have unfurled in a manner both entertaining and, dare we say, enlightening. Building upon the literature review, which traversed fields from scholarly articles to charming bedtime stories, our results heartily endorse the surprising connection between New Mexico's surgeon density and the weekly earnings of UK's self-employed individuals.

Smith et al.'s poignant reflections on the surgical workforce dynamics in the U.S., while not directly mentioning a desert state, set the stage for our mirthful revelation. Likewise, Doe and Jones' exploration of economic factors influencing self-employment, although geographically bifurcated, harmonized in a serendipitous correlation across continents.

Surely, our findings exude a playfulness akin to linguistic idiosyncrasies detailed charmingly in Ehrlich's dictionary. And let us not discount the subtle parallels observed between the clinical ethos of "Doc McStuffins" and the financial grit of UK's self-employed workers. Indeed, like the unexpected laughter drawn from cartoons, our results evoke lighthearted contemplation.

The visual representation of our correlation speaks volumes, with a scatterplot resembling a delightful union of "SpongeBob" and "Grey's Anatomy" – an unexpected yet palpable connection serving as an entertaining testament to the whimsy of scholarly scrutiny.

While our statistically robust findings may nudge our peers into the realms of zany hypothesizing – picturing British self-employed workers channeling the spirit of New Mexico's surgeons like a transatlantic motivational force – our quirky revelations beckon a playful intellectual dance, accentuating the intrinsic charm of scholarly inquiry.

In essence, amidst the august halls of academia, our "Surgens" Effect unfurls as a jovial interlude, a shimmering moment of scholarly comedic relief that, while striding gallantly through the corridors of statistical significance, gleefully winks at the latent whimsy underpinning the world of labor dynamics. Our investigation stands testament to the enthralling marriage of seriousness and light-heartedness, beckoning the academic community to embrace the matrimonial bond of knowledge and amusement with a fervent chuckle and a knowing smirk.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of surgens in New Mexico and Median Weekly Earnings of Self-Employed Workers in the UK. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The "Surgens" Effect: A Humorous Investigation into New Mexico Surgeon Density and Its Impact on the Median Weekly Earnings of UK Self-Employed Workers

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a lighthearted approach to exploring the somewhat unexpected connection between the number of "surgens" in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the UK. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, we sought to examine the relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8598840 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2013. While the implications of this correlation may be surprising, we take a tongue-in-cheek approach to analyzing the fluctuating dynamics of surgeon density and self-employed earnings across international borders. We invite readers to enjoy this quirky exploration and perhaps even find a chuckle in our entertaining findings.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
In the realm of academic inquiry, researchers often find themselves delving into the intricacies of seemingly unrelated phenomena, unearthing unexpected connections and correlations that prompt both curiosity and amusement. This whimsical research paper embarks on a lighthearted investigation into what we have fondly dubbed the "Surgens" Effect, which investigates the interaction between the number of surgeons in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the United Kingdom.
In the world of statistical analysis, uncovering a significant relationship between the density of surgeons in the desert landscapes of New Mexico and the financial fortunes of independent workers across the pond may seem as improbable as finding a needle in a haystack. Nonetheless, armed with datasets from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, we endeavored to discern any discernible patterns, no matter how comical or peculiar they may seem at first glance.
This paper beckons the reader to join us on a culinary escapade through the kitchen of correlation, where we sprinkle in a dash of statistical seasoning and a generous serving of tongue-in-cheek humor. Our investigation aims not only to shed light on the "Surgens" Effect but also to entertain and amuse as we traipse through the interplay of transatlantic labor market dynamics.
As we embark on this mirthful journey, we invite our esteemed colleagues to indulge in our playful yet insightful findings and perhaps even find themselves letting out a chuckle or two as they peruse our offbeat discoveries.
So, without further ado, let the merriment commence as we delve into the delightful, albeit unexpected, intercontinental entanglement of surgeon density and self-employed earnings.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between the number of surgeons in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the United Kingdom revealed some intriguing and, quite frankly, chuckle-worthy findings. Over the period from 2003 to 2013, a strong correlation was observed, with a coefficient of 0.8598840 and an r-squared value of 0.7394005, both of which were found to be statistically significant at p < 0.01. These robust statistical measures indicate a remarkably substantial connection between the density of "surgens" in the arid landscapes of New Mexico and the financial gains of enterprising individuals across the Atlantic.
As presented in Fig. 1, our scatterplot illustrates the striking linear relationship between these seemingly incongruous variables. It is not often that one encounters such an unmistakable association between the concentration of medical professionals in a southwestern U.S. state and the earnings of independent workers in the UK. The visual representation of this correlation serves as a compelling testament to the unexpected, yet undeniably mirthful, "Surgens" Effect.
This unexpected discovery invites playful speculation and jovial contemplation about the potential mechanisms underlying this transcontinental interplay. Could it be that the mere thought of New Mexico's plethora of surgeons inspires an entrepreneurial spirit across the ocean? Or perhaps the commendable dedication of "surgens" in the Land of Enchantment inadvertently sends a ripple of motivational energy through the self-employed individuals of the British Isles? While these whimsical hypotheses warrant further investigation, our findings undeniably add a delightful flair to the discourse on labor market dynamics.
However, let us remind our esteemed readers that our merrily articulated discoveries should be interpreted with a light-hearted demeanor. While our statistical findings are indeed robust, we encourage a jocular contemplation of the "Surgens" Effect, embracing the whimsy and amusement that accompany our unconventional yet intriguing correlation.
The unexpected linkage between New Mexico surgeon density and UK self-employed earnings presents an entertaining diversion from the usual tempest of scholarly discourse. We hope that our playful investigation captures the imagination and prompts a chuckle or two amidst the academic fraternity, setting a tone of lighthearted curiosity and amusement as we delve into the unanticipated intersections of labor market dynamics.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our delightfully eccentric investigation into the "Surgens" Effect has revealed a remarkably substantial correlation between the number of surgeons in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the United Kingdom. While at first glance this unexpected entanglement might prompt a raised eyebrow or even a bemused chuckle, our robust statistical measures attest to the validity of this whimsical connection. The visual representation of this correlation in our scatterplot serves as a whimsical testament to the unanticipated humor that can be found in the world of data analysis.

The implications of our findings may provoke a wry smile or a lighthearted quip, prompting playful speculation about the mysterious mechanisms underlying this transatlantic interplay. As we bid adieu to this comedic foray into statistical revelation, we encourage our esteemed colleagues to embrace the jovial contemplation of the "Surgens" Effect and perhaps even unleash a snicker or two as they ponder the delightful peculiarity of our discoveries.

In the spirit of scholarly merriment, we assert with a grin and a tip of the hat that no further research is needed in this humorous, though statistically significant, realm.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Surgens Effect: A Humorous Investigation into New Mexico Surgeon Density and Its Impact on the Median Weekly Earnings of UK Self-Employed Workers. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Whimsical Economic Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Surgens Effect: A Humorous Investigation into New Mexico Surgeon Density and Its Impact on the Median Weekly Earnings of UK Self-Employed Workers. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Whimsical Economic Exploration


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Surgens Effect: A Humorous Investigation into New Mexico Surgeon Density and Its Impact on the Median Weekly Earnings of UK Self-Employed Workers with an abstract of This paper presents a lighthearted approach to exploring the somewhat unexpected connection between the number of "surgens" in New Mexico and the median weekly earnings of self-employed workers in the UK. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, we sought to examine the relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8598840 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2013. While the implications of this correlation may be surprising, we take a tongue-in-cheek approach to analyzing the fluctuating dynamics of surgeon density and self-employed earnings across international borders. We invite readers to enjoy this quirky exploration and perhaps even find a chuckle in our entertaining findings.

ChatGPT:

"surgens New Mexico", "surgeon density correlation", "median weekly earnings UK self-employed workers", "Bureau of Labor Statistics data", "Statista data analysis", "correlation coefficient 0.8598840", "p-value less than 0.01", "surgeon density impact on earnings", "New Mexico surgeon statistics"

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Data details

The number of surgens in New Mexico
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of surgeons in New Mexico
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of surgens in New Mexico

Median Weekly Earnings of Self-Employed Workers in the UK
Source: Statista
See what else correlates with Median Weekly Earnings of Self-Employed Workers in the UK

Correlation r = 0.8598840 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7394005 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 73.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Median Weekly Earnings of Self-Employed Workers in the UK) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of surgens in New Mexico) over the 11 years from 2003 through 2013.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00069. 0.0006872676299271219000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.86 in 0.069% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,455 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.54, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20032004200520062007200820092010201120122013
The number of surgens in New Mexico (Surgeons)25025024016028027027022014015070
Median Weekly Earnings of Self-Employed Workers in the UK (GBP)290296290256301269266238221236207




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([250,250,240,160,280,270,270,220,140,150,70,])
array_2 = np.array([290,296,290,256,301,269,266,238,221,236,207,])
array_1_name = "The number of surgens in New Mexico"
array_2_name = "Median Weekly Earnings of Self-Employed Workers in the UK"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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