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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and the second variable is Google searches for 'Britney Spears'.  The chart goes from 2008 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The lack of GMOs led to corn stalks doing a natural, non-conforming sway, reminiscent of a Britney Spears performance, which satisfied people's need for entertainment, thereby reducing the desire to search for Britney Spears.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create a scene resembling a Polaroid photo depicting a tranquil Michigan cornfield with rows of tall, non-GMO cornstalks swaying gently. In the background, a group of people huddle around a smartphone, with curious expressions as they search for "Britney Spears". The visual should capture the collective realization of the connection between declining GMO corn usage and the waning interest in the pop star. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Google searches for 'Britney Spears'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a Polaroid photo Futuristic Hyper-realistic a Polaroid photo a funny image you would see on reddit
ChatGPT: a Polaroid photo

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Google searches for 'Britney Spears', in the following situation: Because the decrease in GMO use in Michigan corn led to a decrease in Britney Spears searches, proving once and for all that Britney Spears is actually a secret GMO corn hybrid and as the corn supply dwindles, so does our interest in her.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: The fields in Michigan stretch out, showcasing rows of tall cornstalks swaying gently in the breeze. Amid the vibrant green plants, a small sign proudly announces "Non-GMO Corn". In the background, a group of people huddle around a smartphone, furiously typing and searching for "Britney Spears". Their curious expressions suggest a collective realization, as if connecting the dots between the declining GMO corn usage and the waning interest in the pop star.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a Polaroid photo ] and depicting this scene: The fields in Michigan stretch out, showcasing rows of tall cornstalks swaying gently in the breeze. Amid the vibrant green plants, a small sign proudly announces "Non-GMO Corn". In the background, a group of people huddle around a smartphone, furiously typing and searching for "Britney Spears". Their curious expressions suggest a collective realization, as if connecting the dots between the declining GMO corn usage and the waning interest in the pop star. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create a scene resembling a Polaroid photo depicting a tranquil Michigan cornfield with rows of tall, non-GMO cornstalks swaying gently. In the background, a group of people huddle around a smartphone, with curious expressions as they search for "Britney Spears". The visual should capture the collective realization of the connection between declining GMO corn usage and the waning interest in the pop star.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in GMO use in corn grown in Michigan caused Britney Spears (Google searches for 'Britney Spears') to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Kernel of Truth: Unearthing the Corny Connection Between GMO Adoption in Michigan and Britney Spears Searches

The International Journal of Agricultural Pop Culture Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Google searches for 'Britney Spears'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from USDA and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9416326 and p < 0.01 for 2008 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Kernel of Truth: Unearthing the Corny Connection Between GMO Adoption in Michigan and Britney Spears Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we conduct an in-depth examination of the seemingly disparate domains of genetically modified organism (GMO) usage in corn cultivation in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for the pop sensation 'Britney Spears'. We address the pressing question of whether there exists a tangible correlation between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena, and the implications of such a connection. Our research team delved into USDA data on GMO adoption in corn production and Google Trends information on 'Britney Spears' searches from the years 2008 to 2023. Utilizing rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9416326, with p < 0.01, suggesting a strong relationship between the two variables over the examined period.

Our findings shed light on the potential influence of GMO cultivation practices on popular culture phenomena, as well as the potential impact of pop culture on agricultural decision-making. Additionally, we explore the broader implications of this unexpected connection, pondering the extent to which agricultural trends may inadvertently seep into the cultural zeitgeist, and vice versa. Throughout our investigation, we unraveled a myriad of intriguing insights, culminating in a cornucopia of unexpected nuances that challenge conventional wisdom. If we could only genetically modify crops to sing like Britney, we might have a field day of hits on our hands!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Google searches for 'Britney Spears'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Kernel of Truth: Unearthing the Corny Connection Between GMO Adoption in Michigan and Britney Spears Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we conduct an in-depth examination of the seemingly disparate domains of genetically modified organism (GMO) usage in corn cultivation in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for the pop sensation 'Britney Spears'. We address the pressing question of whether there exists a tangible correlation between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena, and the implications of such a connection. Our research team delved into USDA data on GMO adoption in corn production and Google Trends information on 'Britney Spears' searches from the years 2008 to 2023. Utilizing rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9416326, with p < 0.01, suggesting a strong relationship between the two variables over the examined period.

Our findings shed light on the potential influence of GMO cultivation practices on popular culture phenomena, as well as the potential impact of pop culture on agricultural decision-making. Additionally, we explore the broader implications of this unexpected connection, pondering the extent to which agricultural trends may inadvertently seep into the cultural zeitgeist, and vice versa. Throughout our investigation, we unraveled a myriad of intriguing insights, culminating in a cornucopia of unexpected nuances that challenge conventional wisdom. If we could only genetically modify crops to sing like Britney, we might have a field day of hits on our hands!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION

The intersection of agriculture and popular culture has long been a topic of curiosity, rarely addressed in academic research. However, in recent years, the emergence of genetically modified organism (GMO) adoption in crop cultivation has opened the door to a veritable plethora of unexpected connections. One might even say that it has "corn-rupted" our perceptions of the traditional boundaries between agriculture and entertainment. It is within this perplexing maze of correlations and causations that we find ourselves investigating the peculiar relationship between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for the one and only 'Britney Spears'.

As we embark on this scholarly journey, it is essential to recognize the whimsical nature of our pursuit. We tread the untamed fields of statistical inquiry, armed with the sharpest tools of data analysis, all in pursuit of unraveling this somewhat corny mystery. Who knew that scratching the surface of genetically modified corn could lead us straight into the realm of pop music superstardom? It seems the data is "ear-resistibly" pointing us in an unexpected direction, and we are more than willing to follow the trail, regardless of how unconventional or, dare I say, "corny" it may seem.

Our investigation takes root in the empirical realm, as we harness the power of USDA data on GMO adoption in corn cultivation in the state of Michigan. Meanwhile, we delve into the vast expanse of Google Trends data, tracking the ebb and flow of 'Britney Spears' searches from the curious denizens of the internet. Analyzing these datasets with the precision of a seasoned farmer inspecting each and every ear of corn, we unleash the tools of statistical analysis to disentangle the vines of correlation and causation between these seemingly disparate phenomena. It's almost like we're on a quest for the statistical version of the Holy Grail, except our quest doesn't require us to sing "Oops!...I Did It Again" at every turn.

(Continued below)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Google searches for 'Britney Spears'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Kernel of Truth: Unearthing the Corny Connection Between GMO Adoption in Michigan and Britney Spears Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we conduct an in-depth examination of the seemingly disparate domains of genetically modified organism (GMO) usage in corn cultivation in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for the pop sensation 'Britney Spears'. We address the pressing question of whether there exists a tangible correlation between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena, and the implications of such a connection. Our research team delved into USDA data on GMO adoption in corn production and Google Trends information on 'Britney Spears' searches from the years 2008 to 2023. Utilizing rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9416326, with p < 0.01, suggesting a strong relationship between the two variables over the examined period.

Our findings shed light on the potential influence of GMO cultivation practices on popular culture phenomena, as well as the potential impact of pop culture on agricultural decision-making. Additionally, we explore the broader implications of this unexpected connection, pondering the extent to which agricultural trends may inadvertently seep into the cultural zeitgeist, and vice versa. Throughout our investigation, we unraveled a myriad of intriguing insights, culminating in a cornucopia of unexpected nuances that challenge conventional wisdom. If we could only genetically modify crops to sing like Britney, we might have a field day of hits on our hands!

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The intersection of agriculture and popular culture has long been a topic of curiosity, rarely addressed in academic research. However, in recent years, the emergence of genetically modified organism (GMO) adoption in crop cultivation has opened the door to a veritable plethora of unexpected connections. One might even say that it has "corn-rupted" our perceptions of the traditional boundaries between agriculture and entertainment. It is within this perplexing maze of correlations and causations that we find ourselves investigating the peculiar relationship between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for the one and only 'Britney Spears'.
As we embark on this scholarly journey, it is essential to recognize the whimsical nature of our pursuit. We tread the untamed fields of statistical inquiry, armed with the sharpest tools of data analysis, all in pursuit of unraveling this somewhat corny mystery. Who knew that scratching the surface of genetically modified corn could lead us straight into the realm of pop music superstardom? It seems the data is "ear-resistibly" pointing us in an unexpected direction, and we are more than willing to follow the trail, regardless of how unconventional or, dare I say, "corny" it may seem.
Our investigation takes root in the empirical realm, as we harness the power of USDA data on GMO adoption in corn cultivation in the state of Michigan. Meanwhile, we delve into the vast expanse of Google Trends data, tracking the ebb and flow of 'Britney Spears' searches from the curious denizens of the internet. Analyzing these datasets with the precision of a seasoned farmer inspecting each and every ear of corn, we unleash the tools of statistical analysis to disentangle the vines of correlation and causation between these seemingly disparate phenomena. It's almost like we're on a quest for the statistical version of the Holy Grail, except our quest doesn't require us to sing "Oops!...I Did It Again" at every turn.
(Continued below)

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The scholarly pursuit of understanding the intersection between GMO adoption in corn cultivation and the frequency of Google searches for 'Britney Spears' has seen a surge in interest in recent years, sparking a series of unconventional inquiries that seek to unravel the enigmatic relationship between agricultural practices and popular culture. As Smith et al. (2018) delve into the intricate web of GMO adoption patterns, and Doe et al. (2020) explore the nuances of online search behavior, the stage is set for a tantalizing investigation into this unexpected correlation. One might even say that our research is as "corny" as a dad joke at a family barbecue.

A key consideration when examining the potential connection between GMO use in corn and the fascination with Britney Spears is to ensure a holistic approach that accounts for both agricultural and cultural dynamics. Jones et al. (2019) outline the pervasive impact of GMO cultivation on agricultural landscapes, whereas Johnson et al. (2021) divulge the intricate patterns of Google search trends. These underpinning factors set the stage for a comprehensive exploration that will leave no stalk unturned, and potentially uncover unexpected kernels of truth. Speaking of kernels, why did the baby corn go to school? Because it wanted to become a little breader!

In "Corn: A Global Perspective," the authors underscore the far-reaching implications of GMO adoption in crop cultivation, and its potential impact on broader societal trends. Meanwhile, "The GMO Controversy: An Economic Perspective," delves into the complex web of economic implications associated with genetically modified crops. But are we truly prepared to grapple with the dizzying conundrum of GMO corn and Britney Spears searches? It’s a-maize-ing how these seemingly unrelated topics stem from the same research inquiry, isn’t it?

Turning our attention to literature that may seem more tangentially related, "Toxic: The Britney Spears Story," provides a comprehensive account of the captivating trajectory of Britney Spears' career, offering insights into the intricacies of pop culture phenomena. On the agricultural front, "The Omnivore's Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals," offers a captivating examination of the interplay between agricultural practices and cultural perspectives on food consumption. Who knew that a literature review could be this ‘ear-resistible’?

A particularly intriguing avenue of exploration is the anecdotal evidence gleaned from social media sources, which seem to suggest a curious interplay between discussions on GMO adoption in corn and the prevalence of Britney Spears-related discourse. A tweet from @CornLover23 reads, "It seems like GMO corn and Britney Spears are both trending topics today. Coincidence? I think not!" Meanwhile, @ToxicFanatic muses, "I can't believe there's a connection between GMO corn and 'Britney Spears' searches. Maybe she's the new spokesperson for corn?" These digital murmurings only serve to pique our curiosity further, as we delve into the labyrinth of unexpected correlations. It’s almost like the statistical equivalent of a surprise twist in a rom-com movie!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Google searches for 'Britney Spears'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Google Trends . You used data from 2008 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Kernel of Truth: Unearthing the Corny Connection Between GMO Adoption in Michigan and Britney Spears Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we conduct an in-depth examination of the seemingly disparate domains of genetically modified organism (GMO) usage in corn cultivation in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for the pop sensation 'Britney Spears'. We address the pressing question of whether there exists a tangible correlation between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena, and the implications of such a connection. Our research team delved into USDA data on GMO adoption in corn production and Google Trends information on 'Britney Spears' searches from the years 2008 to 2023. Utilizing rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9416326, with p < 0.01, suggesting a strong relationship between the two variables over the examined period.

Our findings shed light on the potential influence of GMO cultivation practices on popular culture phenomena, as well as the potential impact of pop culture on agricultural decision-making. Additionally, we explore the broader implications of this unexpected connection, pondering the extent to which agricultural trends may inadvertently seep into the cultural zeitgeist, and vice versa. Throughout our investigation, we unraveled a myriad of intriguing insights, culminating in a cornucopia of unexpected nuances that challenge conventional wisdom. If we could only genetically modify crops to sing like Britney, we might have a field day of hits on our hands!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The intersection of agriculture and popular culture has long been a topic of curiosity, rarely addressed in academic research. However, in recent years, the emergence of genetically modified organism (GMO) adoption in crop cultivation has opened the door to a veritable plethora of unexpected connections. One might even say that it has "corn-rupted" our perceptions of the traditional boundaries between agriculture and entertainment. It is within this perplexing maze of correlations and causations that we find ourselves investigating the peculiar relationship between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for the one and only 'Britney Spears'.
As we embark on this scholarly journey, it is essential to recognize the whimsical nature of our pursuit. We tread the untamed fields of statistical inquiry, armed with the sharpest tools of data analysis, all in pursuit of unraveling this somewhat corny mystery. Who knew that scratching the surface of genetically modified corn could lead us straight into the realm of pop music superstardom? It seems the data is "ear-resistibly" pointing us in an unexpected direction, and we are more than willing to follow the trail, regardless of how unconventional or, dare I say, "corny" it may seem.
Our investigation takes root in the empirical realm, as we harness the power of USDA data on GMO adoption in corn cultivation in the state of Michigan. Meanwhile, we delve into the vast expanse of Google Trends data, tracking the ebb and flow of 'Britney Spears' searches from the curious denizens of the internet. Analyzing these datasets with the precision of a seasoned farmer inspecting each and every ear of corn, we unleash the tools of statistical analysis to disentangle the vines of correlation and causation between these seemingly disparate phenomena. It's almost like we're on a quest for the statistical version of the Holy Grail, except our quest doesn't require us to sing "Oops!...I Did It Again" at every turn.
(Continued below)

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

1. Data Collection
Our research ventured into the digital fields of the internet, scouring through USDA databases on GMO adoption in corn cultivation in Michigan. We also harvested a bountiful crop of data from Google Trends, cultivating the rich soil of 'Britney Spears' search queries from 2008 to 2023. We ensured that the data was as fresh as a sweet corn cob picked straight from the farm, with minimal noise and virtually no husks left unshucked. Our search for quality data was not unlike looking for the perfect piece of corn - it required patience and a keen eye to pluck out the best specimens from the vast virtual cornfield. The process was not without its share of ear-ritating moments, but we persevered, undeterred by the maze of digital information.

2. Data Preprocessing
The harvested data were meticulously cleansed and sifted through with the precision of separating kernels from the cob, discarding any outliers or inconsistencies. Just as one would carefully husk a cob, we meticulously removed any data that did not meet our stringent criteria, leaving behind only the most robust and reliable pieces of information. We then subjected the data to a thorough buttering-up process, ensuring that they were suitably seasoned for the rigorous statistical analysis that lay ahead. It was a delicate process akin to making sure each kernel was primed and ready for popping. There were certainly moments when we felt like we were in a corn-undrum, but with diligence, we managed to navigate through the challenge.

3. Statistical Analysis
We applied a variety of statistical techniques to the processed data, including correlation analysis, time series analysis, and regression modeling. Our approach was as thorough as an agronomist inspecting a field of ripening corn, leaving no stalk unturned in our quest for meaningful insights. We didn't just analyze the data - we husked it, shucked it, cooked it up, and served it in a statistical feast fit for the most discerning of palates. The statistical methods employed were as robust as the stalks of a well-fertilized cornfield, ensuring that the findings were not mere corny coincidences, but rather robust and reliable inferences.

4. Sensitivity Analysis
To ensure the resilience of our findings, we conducted sensitivity analyses to test the robustness of our results to variations in the chosen statistical models. This involved engaging in a bit of statistical crop rotation, experimenting with different approaches to confirm that our findings held firm under different conditions. It was important to ensure that our results were not just a statistical flash in the pan, but rather a hardy crop of insights that could weather the changing tides of analysis. Our sensitivity analyses provided reassurance that our findings were not just a statistical fluke, resulting in a harvest of confidence in the robustness of our conclusions.

5. Ethical Considerations
Throughout our research, we adhered to the highest standards of academic integrity and ethical conduct. Just as a conscientious farmer tends to their land with care and respect, we handled our data with the utmost responsibility, ensuring that our research practices were conducted in a manner that upheld the dignity and privacy of the individuals behind the 'Britney Spears' search queries. We strived to maintain the ethical compass of our research, steering clear of any practices that could compromise the trust and respect of our research subjects. It's important to remember that in the field of statistical research, ethical considerations are no less important than they are in a cornfield - both require tending to ensure a fruitful and sustainable harvest of knowledge.

In conclusion, our methodology encompassed a rigorous and thorough exploration of the connection between GMO adoption in corn cultivation in Michigan and 'Britney Spears' searches on Google. We navigated the fields of data with the precision and care of seasoned agriculturalists, unearthing a bounty of statistical insights that challenge conventional wisdom and offer a new perspective on the interplay between agriculture and popular culture. Our findings hold the promise of opening new avenues of research in these seemingly disparate domains, promising a yield of knowledge that is as enriching as it is unexpected.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Google searches for 'Britney Spears'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Google Trends .

For the time period 2008 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.9416326, r-squared of 0.8866719, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Kernel of Truth: Unearthing the Corny Connection Between GMO Adoption in Michigan and Britney Spears Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we conduct an in-depth examination of the seemingly disparate domains of genetically modified organism (GMO) usage in corn cultivation in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for the pop sensation 'Britney Spears'. We address the pressing question of whether there exists a tangible correlation between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena, and the implications of such a connection. Our research team delved into USDA data on GMO adoption in corn production and Google Trends information on 'Britney Spears' searches from the years 2008 to 2023. Utilizing rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9416326, with p < 0.01, suggesting a strong relationship between the two variables over the examined period.

Our findings shed light on the potential influence of GMO cultivation practices on popular culture phenomena, as well as the potential impact of pop culture on agricultural decision-making. Additionally, we explore the broader implications of this unexpected connection, pondering the extent to which agricultural trends may inadvertently seep into the cultural zeitgeist, and vice versa. Throughout our investigation, we unraveled a myriad of intriguing insights, culminating in a cornucopia of unexpected nuances that challenge conventional wisdom. If we could only genetically modify crops to sing like Britney, we might have a field day of hits on our hands!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
The intersection of agriculture and popular culture has long been a topic of curiosity, rarely addressed in academic research. However, in recent years, the emergence of genetically modified organism (GMO) adoption in crop cultivation has opened the door to a veritable plethora of unexpected connections. One might even say that it has "corn-rupted" our perceptions of the traditional boundaries between agriculture and entertainment. It is within this perplexing maze of correlations and causations that we find ourselves investigating the peculiar relationship between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for the one and only 'Britney Spears'.
As we embark on this scholarly journey, it is essential to recognize the whimsical nature of our pursuit. We tread the untamed fields of statistical inquiry, armed with the sharpest tools of data analysis, all in pursuit of unraveling this somewhat corny mystery. Who knew that scratching the surface of genetically modified corn could lead us straight into the realm of pop music superstardom? It seems the data is "ear-resistibly" pointing us in an unexpected direction, and we are more than willing to follow the trail, regardless of how unconventional or, dare I say, "corny" it may seem.
Our investigation takes root in the empirical realm, as we harness the power of USDA data on GMO adoption in corn cultivation in the state of Michigan. Meanwhile, we delve into the vast expanse of Google Trends data, tracking the ebb and flow of 'Britney Spears' searches from the curious denizens of the internet. Analyzing these datasets with the precision of a seasoned farmer inspecting each and every ear of corn, we unleash the tools of statistical analysis to disentangle the vines of correlation and causation between these seemingly disparate phenomena. It's almost like we're on a quest for the statistical version of the Holy Grail, except our quest doesn't require us to sing "Oops!...I Did It Again" at every turn.
(Continued below)

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

We discovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9416326 between the adoption of genetically modified organism (GMO) technologies in corn cultivation in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for 'Britney Spears' from 2008 to 2023. This correlation coefficient, combined with an r-squared of 0.8866719 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggests a strong and statistically significant relationship between these two variables. It seems that the ears of corn and the ears of pop music enthusiasts might be more intimately connected than previously thought!

Fig. 1, a scatterplot included in this research, visually displays the striking correlation between GMO adoption in corn and Google searches for 'Britney Spears'. It provides a compelling snapshot of the strong relationship between these two seemingly incongruous phenomena. Almost as compelling as Britney's iconic "Hit Me Baby One More Time," wouldn't you say?

Our findings open the door to a wealth of implications and interpretations. Could it be that the cornfields of Michigan and the fervor for a certain pop diva are intertwined in ways we had never imagined? Could there be a 'cornspiracy' behind the link between agricultural trends and cultural phenomena? One might even go so far as to speculate that GMO adoption has inadvertently 'cross-pollinated' with popular culture, leading to this unexpected connection.

Our research has upended conventional wisdom and sown seeds of curiosity about the potential influence of agricultural practices on cultural trends, and vice versa. It prompts us to reconsider the boundaries between seemingly disparate domains, suggesting that the reach of agricultural practices extends far beyond the fields and into the unlikeliest of places. Who knew that cultivating corn could also cultivate a fondness for a particular pop sensation? It seems that the roots of these connections run deeper than we ever realized!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Google searches for 'Britney Spears'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Kernel of Truth: Unearthing the Corny Connection Between GMO Adoption in Michigan and Britney Spears Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we conduct an in-depth examination of the seemingly disparate domains of genetically modified organism (GMO) usage in corn cultivation in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for the pop sensation 'Britney Spears'. We address the pressing question of whether there exists a tangible correlation between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena, and the implications of such a connection. Our research team delved into USDA data on GMO adoption in corn production and Google Trends information on 'Britney Spears' searches from the years 2008 to 2023. Utilizing rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9416326, with p < 0.01, suggesting a strong relationship between the two variables over the examined period.

Our findings shed light on the potential influence of GMO cultivation practices on popular culture phenomena, as well as the potential impact of pop culture on agricultural decision-making. Additionally, we explore the broader implications of this unexpected connection, pondering the extent to which agricultural trends may inadvertently seep into the cultural zeitgeist, and vice versa. Throughout our investigation, we unraveled a myriad of intriguing insights, culminating in a cornucopia of unexpected nuances that challenge conventional wisdom. If we could only genetically modify crops to sing like Britney, we might have a field day of hits on our hands!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The scholarly pursuit of understanding the intersection between GMO adoption in corn cultivation and the frequency of Google searches for 'Britney Spears' has seen a surge in interest in recent years, sparking a series of unconventional inquiries that seek to unravel the enigmatic relationship between agricultural practices and popular culture. As Smith et al. (2018) delve into the intricate web of GMO adoption patterns, and Doe et al. (2020) explore the nuances of online search behavior, the stage is set for a tantalizing investigation into this unexpected correlation. One might even say that our research is as "corny" as a dad joke at a family barbecue.
A key consideration when examining the potential connection between GMO use in corn and the fascination with Britney Spears is to ensure a holistic approach that accounts for both agricultural and cultural dynamics. Jones et al. (2019) outline the pervasive impact of GMO cultivation on agricultural landscapes, whereas Johnson et al. (2021) divulge the intricate patterns of Google search trends. These underpinning factors set the stage for a comprehensive exploration that will leave no stalk unturned, and potentially uncover unexpected kernels of truth. Speaking of kernels, why did the baby corn go to school? Because it wanted to become a little breader!
In "Corn: A Global Perspective," the authors underscore the far-reaching implications of GMO adoption in crop cultivation, and its potential impact on broader societal trends. Meanwhile, "The GMO Controversy: An Economic Perspective," delves into the complex web of economic implications associated with genetically modified crops. But are we truly prepared to grapple with the dizzying conundrum of GMO corn and Britney Spears searches? It’s a-maize-ing how these seemingly unrelated topics stem from the same research inquiry, isn’t it?
Turning our attention to literature that may seem more tangentially related, "Toxic: The Britney Spears Story," provides a comprehensive account of the captivating trajectory of Britney Spears' career, offering insights into the intricacies of pop culture phenomena. On the agricultural front, "The Omnivore's Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals," offers a captivating examination of the interplay between agricultural practices and cultural perspectives on food consumption. Who knew that a literature review could be this ‘ear-resistible’?
A particularly intriguing avenue of exploration is the anecdotal evidence gleaned from social media sources, which seem to suggest a curious interplay between discussions on GMO adoption in corn and the prevalence of Britney Spears-related discourse. A tweet from @CornLover23 reads, "It seems like GMO corn and Britney Spears are both trending topics today. Coincidence? I think not!" Meanwhile, @ToxicFanatic muses, "I can't believe there's a connection between GMO corn and 'Britney Spears' searches. Maybe she's the new spokesperson for corn?" These digital murmurings only serve to pique our curiosity further, as we delve into the labyrinth of unexpected correlations. It’s almost like the statistical equivalent of a surprise twist in a rom-com movie!

[[RESULTS]]
We discovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9416326 between the adoption of genetically modified organism (GMO) technologies in corn cultivation in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for 'Britney Spears' from 2008 to 2023. This correlation coefficient, combined with an r-squared of 0.8866719 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggests a strong and statistically significant relationship between these two variables. It seems that the ears of corn and the ears of pop music enthusiasts might be more intimately connected than previously thought!
Fig. 1, a scatterplot included in this research, visually displays the striking correlation between GMO adoption in corn and Google searches for 'Britney Spears'. It provides a compelling snapshot of the strong relationship between these two seemingly incongruous phenomena. Almost as compelling as Britney's iconic "Hit Me Baby One More Time," wouldn't you say?
Our findings open the door to a wealth of implications and interpretations. Could it be that the cornfields of Michigan and the fervor for a certain pop diva are intertwined in ways we had never imagined? Could there be a 'cornspiracy' behind the link between agricultural trends and cultural phenomena? One might even go so far as to speculate that GMO adoption has inadvertently 'cross-pollinated' with popular culture, leading to this unexpected connection.
Our research has upended conventional wisdom and sown seeds of curiosity about the potential influence of agricultural practices on cultural trends, and vice versa. It prompts us to reconsider the boundaries between seemingly disparate domains, suggesting that the reach of agricultural practices extends far beyond the fields and into the unlikeliest of places. Who knew that cultivating corn could also cultivate a fondness for a particular pop sensation? It seems that the roots of these connections run deeper than we ever realized!

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study has unveiled a rather "ear-resistible" connection between the adoption of genetically modified organism (GMO) technologies in corn cultivation in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for 'Britney Spears'. Our findings not only confirmed the prior research by Smith et al. (2018) and Doe et al. (2020) about the remarkable correlation between agricultural and cultural phenomena but also enriched this domain with a downright "corny" twist. It appears that the impact of agricultural practices transcends the fields and reaches deeply into the strands of popular culture. One might even say, we have unearthed the "kernel of truth" underlying this unexpected correlation.

The strong correlation coefficient we observed certainly adds weight to the idea that there may be more to this connection than meets the eye, not unlike corn kernels popping into fluffy delights when exposed to heat. We have truly stumbled upon a "cornucopia" of insights that challenge conventional wisdom and warrant further exploration. Perhaps we should all start adding a dash of "Britney Spears" to our cornflakes, for an unexpected flavor combination!

Our findings align with the perspectives outlined by Jones et al. (2019) and Johnson et al. (2021), emphasizing the pervasive influence of GMO cultivation and online search behavior. By blurring the lines between agriculture and popular culture, we propose a novel perspective that sparks curiosity and prompts a rethinking of the interplay between seemingly unrelated domains. Who would have thought that GMO corn and 'Britney Spears' searches could share such an intriguing bond, much like the unexpected fusion of sweet corn and pop music?

In a broader context, our research underscores the dynamic nature of societal phenomena and the potential for unexpected interconnections. The implications of our findings are as "a-maize-ing" as a field of golden corn under the midday sun, triggering a paradigm shift in how we perceive the influence of agricultural practices on cultural preferences. It's almost like discovering a "cornspiracy" theory that adds an unexpected layer of intrigue to our understanding of the world around us.

As researchers, our inquisitiveness has led to the unraveling of a "cornucopia" of unexpected nuances that challenge conventional wisdom and have the potential to cultivate new avenues of research. The "kernels" of insight we have gathered beg further exploration into the intricate relationship between agricultural trends and popular culture. The interplay between GMO cultivation and the search for 'Britney Spears' serves as a thought-provoking reminder that the tendrils of influence can stretch across seemingly unrelated domains. If only our data could dance as enchantingly as a Britney Spears hit, the correlation would be even more striking.


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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Google searches for 'Britney Spears'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Kernel of Truth: Unearthing the Corny Connection Between GMO Adoption in Michigan and Britney Spears Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we conduct an in-depth examination of the seemingly disparate domains of genetically modified organism (GMO) usage in corn cultivation in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for the pop sensation 'Britney Spears'. We address the pressing question of whether there exists a tangible correlation between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena, and the implications of such a connection. Our research team delved into USDA data on GMO adoption in corn production and Google Trends information on 'Britney Spears' searches from the years 2008 to 2023. Utilizing rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9416326, with p < 0.01, suggesting a strong relationship between the two variables over the examined period.

Our findings shed light on the potential influence of GMO cultivation practices on popular culture phenomena, as well as the potential impact of pop culture on agricultural decision-making. Additionally, we explore the broader implications of this unexpected connection, pondering the extent to which agricultural trends may inadvertently seep into the cultural zeitgeist, and vice versa. Throughout our investigation, we unraveled a myriad of intriguing insights, culminating in a cornucopia of unexpected nuances that challenge conventional wisdom. If we could only genetically modify crops to sing like Britney, we might have a field day of hits on our hands!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The intersection of agriculture and popular culture has long been a topic of curiosity, rarely addressed in academic research. However, in recent years, the emergence of genetically modified organism (GMO) adoption in crop cultivation has opened the door to a veritable plethora of unexpected connections. One might even say that it has "corn-rupted" our perceptions of the traditional boundaries between agriculture and entertainment. It is within this perplexing maze of correlations and causations that we find ourselves investigating the peculiar relationship between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for the one and only 'Britney Spears'.
As we embark on this scholarly journey, it is essential to recognize the whimsical nature of our pursuit. We tread the untamed fields of statistical inquiry, armed with the sharpest tools of data analysis, all in pursuit of unraveling this somewhat corny mystery. Who knew that scratching the surface of genetically modified corn could lead us straight into the realm of pop music superstardom? It seems the data is "ear-resistibly" pointing us in an unexpected direction, and we are more than willing to follow the trail, regardless of how unconventional or, dare I say, "corny" it may seem.
Our investigation takes root in the empirical realm, as we harness the power of USDA data on GMO adoption in corn cultivation in the state of Michigan. Meanwhile, we delve into the vast expanse of Google Trends data, tracking the ebb and flow of 'Britney Spears' searches from the curious denizens of the internet. Analyzing these datasets with the precision of a seasoned farmer inspecting each and every ear of corn, we unleash the tools of statistical analysis to disentangle the vines of correlation and causation between these seemingly disparate phenomena. It's almost like we're on a quest for the statistical version of the Holy Grail, except our quest doesn't require us to sing "Oops!...I Did It Again" at every turn.
(Continued below)

[[RESULTS]]
We discovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9416326 between the adoption of genetically modified organism (GMO) technologies in corn cultivation in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for 'Britney Spears' from 2008 to 2023. This correlation coefficient, combined with an r-squared of 0.8866719 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggests a strong and statistically significant relationship between these two variables. It seems that the ears of corn and the ears of pop music enthusiasts might be more intimately connected than previously thought!
Fig. 1, a scatterplot included in this research, visually displays the striking correlation between GMO adoption in corn and Google searches for 'Britney Spears'. It provides a compelling snapshot of the strong relationship between these two seemingly incongruous phenomena. Almost as compelling as Britney's iconic "Hit Me Baby One More Time," wouldn't you say?
Our findings open the door to a wealth of implications and interpretations. Could it be that the cornfields of Michigan and the fervor for a certain pop diva are intertwined in ways we had never imagined? Could there be a 'cornspiracy' behind the link between agricultural trends and cultural phenomena? One might even go so far as to speculate that GMO adoption has inadvertently 'cross-pollinated' with popular culture, leading to this unexpected connection.
Our research has upended conventional wisdom and sown seeds of curiosity about the potential influence of agricultural practices on cultural trends, and vice versa. It prompts us to reconsider the boundaries between seemingly disparate domains, suggesting that the reach of agricultural practices extends far beyond the fields and into the unlikeliest of places. Who knew that cultivating corn could also cultivate a fondness for a particular pop sensation? It seems that the roots of these connections run deeper than we ever realized!

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has unveiled a statistically significant connection between GMO adoption in corn cultivation in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for 'Britney Spears'. The remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9416326, with a p-value of less than 0.01, has shed light on the unexpected intertwining of agricultural practices and popular culture. It appears we have stumbled upon a 'GMO-numental' truth that transcends traditional disciplinary boundaries.

Our findings raise intriguing questions about the interplay between agricultural trends and cultural phenomena. Could it be that the GMO cornstalks are whispering sweet 'Britney Spears' lyrics to the masses through an unconventional form of bioacoustics? Or perhaps there is a subconscious 'cornnection' between the genetic makeup of corn and the melodies that captivate the masses. Regardless, it seems that the influence of GMO adoption extends beyond the agricultural landscape and into the digital realm of internet searches, hinting at a "stalk"-ing connection that defies conventional understanding.

As we reflect on the implications of our findings, we can't help but ponder the possibility of a new subfield of study, aptly named "Agricultural Pop Cultureology." Who knew that the seeds of agricultural innovation could sprout such unexpected cultural tendrils? It's as if the cornfields of Michigan are serenading us with their own rendition of 'Oops!...I Did It Again' through the data points of our regression analysis.

In light of these revelatory insights, we assert that no further research is needed in this area. Our findings have 'shucked' the conventional understanding of the influence of GMO adoption, encouraging future scholars to embrace the unconventional and explore the unexpected connections that permeate our world. After all, as the old adage goes, when life gives you corn, make 'corny' connections!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Kernel of Truth: Unearthing the Corny Connection Between GMO Adoption in Michigan and Britney Spears Searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The International Journal of Agricultural Pop Culture Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Kernel of Truth: Unearthing the Corny Connection Between GMO Adoption in Michigan and Britney Spears Searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Agricultural Claptrap Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Kernel of Truth: Unearthing the Corny Connection Between GMO Adoption in Michigan and Britney Spears Searches with an abstract of In this paper, we conduct an in-depth examination of the seemingly disparate domains of genetically modified organism (GMO) usage in corn cultivation in Michigan and the frequency of Google searches for the pop sensation 'Britney Spears'. We address the pressing question of whether there exists a tangible correlation between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena, and the implications of such a connection. Our research team delved into USDA data on GMO adoption in corn production and Google Trends information on 'Britney Spears' searches from the years 2008 to 2023. Utilizing rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9416326, with p < 0.01, suggesting a strong relationship between the two variables over the examined period.
Our findings shed light on the potential influence of GMO cultivation practices on popular culture phenomena, as well as the potential impact of pop culture on agricultural decision-making. Additionally, we explore the broader implications of this unexpected connection, pondering the extent to which agricultural trends may inadvertently seep into the cultural zeitgeist, and vice versa. Throughout our investigation, we unraveled a myriad of intriguing insights, culminating in a cornucopia of unexpected nuances that challenge conventional wisdom. If we could only genetically modify crops to sing like Britney, we might have a field day of hits on our hands!

ChatGPT:

GMO adoption, Michigan corn cultivation, Britney Spears searches, correlation, USDA data, Google Trends, statistical analysis, correlation coefficient, agricultural trends, popular culture influence, cultural zeitgeist, genetic modification, corn cultivation practices

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GMO use in corn grown in Michigan
Detailed data title: Percent of all corn planted in Michigan that is genetically modified to be insect-resistant (Bt), but not herbicide-tolerant (HT)
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in corn grown in Michigan

Google searches for 'Britney Spears'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'Britney Spears' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'Britney Spears'

Correlation r = 0.9416326 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8866719 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 88.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'Britney Spears') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in corn grown in Michigan) over the 16 years from 2008 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.3E-8. 0.0000000529905289555500800000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 5.3E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 18,871,297 random variables You don't actually need 18 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 15 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 15 because we have two variables measured over a period of 16 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.84, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
GMO use in corn grown in Michigan (GMO corn %)15131111842231232322
Google searches for 'Britney Spears' (Rel. search volume)54.754524.666736.520.16672113.583311.333312.16678.758.166677.258.517.583310.41679.83333




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([15,13,11,11,8,4,2,2,3,1,2,3,2,3,2,2,])
array_2 = np.array([54.75,45,24.6667,36.5,20.1667,21,13.5833,11.3333,12.1667,8.75,8.16667,7.25,8.5,17.5833,10.4167,9.83333,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in corn grown in Michigan"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'Britney Spears'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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