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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Cottage cheese consumption and the second variable is Motor vehicle thefts in Indiana.  The chart goes from 1990 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

There was a secret underground operation where cottage cheese was being used as fuel for underground go-kart races. As cottage cheese consumption decreased, there was a shortage of fuel, leading to fewer underground races and ultimately reducing the demand for stolen car parts in Indiana.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a serene rural landscape in Indiana during the sunset. In the background, capture a charming dairy farm with a red barn and grazing cows. At the forefront, depict a farmer gently milking cows inside the barn, exhibiting a sense of tranquility. Nearby, portray a group of people gathered around a table enjoying a meal, with a prominent bowl of cottage cheese as the centerpiece. Illustrate the content smile on the farmer's face, conveying his satisfaction with the decreased demand for cottage cheese leading to reduced milking and ultimately fewer motor vehicle thefts in the area. Emphasize the absence of stolen vehicles, signifying the positive impact of this change. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Indiana. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cybernetic art Photorealism Low poly Vaporwave Realistic
ChatGPT: Realistic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Indiana, in the following situation: As Cottage cheese consumption decreased, the decrease in demand led to fewer cows being milked in Indiana, which in turn led to fewer motor vehicle thefts as cows weren't getting stolen for joyrides.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: Imagine a peaceful rural scene in Indiana, with a quaint dairy farm in the background. As the sun sets, a farmer is seen gently milking a few cows in the barn. Nearby, a group of people sit around a table enjoying a meal, with a bowl of cottage cheese placed in the center. As the scene unfolds, the farmer smiles contentedly, knowing that the decrease in cottage cheese consumption has led to fewer cows being milked, which in turn has resulted in fewer motor vehicle thefts in the area, symbolized by the absence of any stolen vehicles in the vicinity.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Realistic ] and depicting this scene: Imagine a peaceful rural scene in Indiana, with a quaint dairy farm in the background. As the sun sets, a farmer is seen gently milking a few cows in the barn. Nearby, a group of people sit around a table enjoying a meal, with a bowl of cottage cheese placed in the center. As the scene unfolds, the farmer smiles contentedly, knowing that the decrease in cottage cheese consumption has led to fewer cows being milked, which in turn has resulted in fewer motor vehicle thefts in the area, symbolized by the absence of any stolen vehicles in the vicinity. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a serene rural landscape in Indiana during the sunset. In the background, capture a charming dairy farm with a red barn and grazing cows. At the forefront, depict a farmer gently milking cows inside the barn, exhibiting a sense of tranquility. Nearby, portray a group of people gathered around a table enjoying a meal, with a prominent bowl of cottage cheese as the centerpiece. Illustrate the content smile on the farmer's face, conveying his satisfaction with the decreased demand for cottage cheese leading to reduced milking and ultimately fewer motor vehicle thefts in the area. Emphasize the absence of stolen vehicles, signifying the positive impact of this change.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Cottage cheese consumption caused Motor vehicle thefts in Indiana to decrease. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Cottage Cheese Consumption and Car Crimes in Corn Country: An Unlikely Link

The Journal of Quirky Connections in Criminology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Indiana. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 and p < 0.01 for 1990 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Cottage Cheese Consumption and Car Crimes in Corn Country: An Unlikely Link

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research delves into the intriguing relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Indiana, a correlation that has been curd-iously overlooked by previous studies. By utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning over three decades, our research team has uncovered a surprising connection that challenges conventional wisdom. The correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 and p < 0.01 for the years 1990 to 2021 suggests a significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings not only provide empirical evidence of this association but also offer substantial fodder for both the academic and dairy communities.

Our rigorous statistical analysis has unraveled a curd-tivating revelation: as cottage cheese consumption rises, so does the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Indiana, indicating a wheely cheesy connection that cannot be overlooked. While causation cannot be inferred from these findings, it is clear that there is something more than meets the eye when it comes to the interaction of dairy consumption and crime rates. This discovery may offer a fresh perspective on crime prevention programs, urging policymakers to think outside the milk carton and consider the impact of cheese-related products on criminal behavior.

In conclusion, this study presents compelling evidence of the unexpected correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, proving that even the dairy aisle can hold the keys to understanding crime patterns. As we ponder the dairy's role in criminal behavior, let us not forget: why did the cheese go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Indiana. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cottage Cheese Consumption and Car Crimes in Corn Country: An Unlikely Link

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research delves into the intriguing relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Indiana, a correlation that has been curd-iously overlooked by previous studies. By utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning over three decades, our research team has uncovered a surprising connection that challenges conventional wisdom. The correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 and p < 0.01 for the years 1990 to 2021 suggests a significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings not only provide empirical evidence of this association but also offer substantial fodder for both the academic and dairy communities.

Our rigorous statistical analysis has unraveled a curd-tivating revelation: as cottage cheese consumption rises, so does the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Indiana, indicating a wheely cheesy connection that cannot be overlooked. While causation cannot be inferred from these findings, it is clear that there is something more than meets the eye when it comes to the interaction of dairy consumption and crime rates. This discovery may offer a fresh perspective on crime prevention programs, urging policymakers to think outside the milk carton and consider the impact of cheese-related products on criminal behavior.

In conclusion, this study presents compelling evidence of the unexpected correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, proving that even the dairy aisle can hold the keys to understanding crime patterns. As we ponder the dairy's role in criminal behavior, let us not forget: why did the cheese go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Gouda afternoon, esteemed colleagues and readers. The nexus between dairy products and criminal activity has long been a topic of fascination in the scientific community, leaving us all a little churned up with curiosity. In this paper, we present our findings on the unlikely relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the great state of Indiana. This research seeds to shed light on a correlation that is undoubtedly cheesy but not to be taken lightly.

The idea that consuming cottage cheese could play a role in fueling motor vehicle thefts may seem as holey as a block of Swiss cheese, but as dairy enthusiasts and researchers, we are not afraid to venture into uncharted territory. We know you may be thinking, "What does cottage cheese have to do with car crimes?" But as the saying goes, "Where there's a whey, there's a curd."

Our investigation utilizes a robust dataset spanning several decades, procured from the USDA and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, allowing us to slice through the data and uncover this curd-ious connection. The relationship identified, supported by a correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 and p < 0.01, highlights a tangible link between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. As the evidence wheys in, we find ourselves in a bit of a pickle, or shall we say, a cheese conundrum.

But why all the fuss about cottage cheese, you ask? Isn't it just a mild-mannered dairy product? Well, as it turns out, the impact of cottage cheese on criminal behavior is a whey-ving matter that cannot be brie-ushed aside. While we must tread carefully not to jump to conclusions, the significance of this correlation serves as a reminder that there is always more to explore in the vast expanse of data. It also reminds us of the ancient question: What kind of music does cheese listen to? R 'n' Brie, of course!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Indiana. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cottage Cheese Consumption and Car Crimes in Corn Country: An Unlikely Link

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research delves into the intriguing relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Indiana, a correlation that has been curd-iously overlooked by previous studies. By utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning over three decades, our research team has uncovered a surprising connection that challenges conventional wisdom. The correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 and p < 0.01 for the years 1990 to 2021 suggests a significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings not only provide empirical evidence of this association but also offer substantial fodder for both the academic and dairy communities.

Our rigorous statistical analysis has unraveled a curd-tivating revelation: as cottage cheese consumption rises, so does the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Indiana, indicating a wheely cheesy connection that cannot be overlooked. While causation cannot be inferred from these findings, it is clear that there is something more than meets the eye when it comes to the interaction of dairy consumption and crime rates. This discovery may offer a fresh perspective on crime prevention programs, urging policymakers to think outside the milk carton and consider the impact of cheese-related products on criminal behavior.

In conclusion, this study presents compelling evidence of the unexpected correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, proving that even the dairy aisle can hold the keys to understanding crime patterns. As we ponder the dairy's role in criminal behavior, let us not forget: why did the cheese go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Gouda afternoon, esteemed colleagues and readers. The nexus between dairy products and criminal activity has long been a topic of fascination in the scientific community, leaving us all a little churned up with curiosity. In this paper, we present our findings on the unlikely relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the great state of Indiana. This research seeds to shed light on a correlation that is undoubtedly cheesy but not to be taken lightly.
The idea that consuming cottage cheese could play a role in fueling motor vehicle thefts may seem as holey as a block of Swiss cheese, but as dairy enthusiasts and researchers, we are not afraid to venture into uncharted territory. We know you may be thinking, "What does cottage cheese have to do with car crimes?" But as the saying goes, "Where there's a whey, there's a curd."
Our investigation utilizes a robust dataset spanning several decades, procured from the USDA and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, allowing us to slice through the data and uncover this curd-ious connection. The relationship identified, supported by a correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 and p < 0.01, highlights a tangible link between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. As the evidence wheys in, we find ourselves in a bit of a pickle, or shall we say, a cheese conundrum.
But why all the fuss about cottage cheese, you ask? Isn't it just a mild-mannered dairy product? Well, as it turns out, the impact of cottage cheese on criminal behavior is a whey-ving matter that cannot be brie-ushed aside. While we must tread carefully not to jump to conclusions, the significance of this correlation serves as a reminder that there is always more to explore in the vast expanse of data. It also reminds us of the ancient question: What kind of music does cheese listen to? R 'n' Brie, of course!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Numerous studies have probed the intricate relationship between dietary habits and criminal behavior. Smith et al. (2015) documented the impact of cheese consumption on psychological wellbeing and impulse control, shedding light on the potential influence of dairy products in shaping deviant behaviors. Meanwhile, Doe and Jones (2018) conducted a meta-analysis of dairy consumption and criminal convictions, revealing an unexpected positive correlation between cheese intake and non-violent offenses. As we wade deeper into the research landscape, it becomes clear that the dairy aisle holds more mysteries than a wheel of aged cheddar.

Turning our attention to a more specific subset of dairy products, cottage cheese, we encounter the works of "Milk, Cheese, and Crime: Unraveling the Curd-y Mysteries" by Dairy et al. (2020), which presents an exhaustive review of the historical and sociological implications of dairy consumption on criminal activities. The authors deftly navigate the complex web of cheese-related phenomena, unveiling the underexplored nuances of cottage cheese and its potential role in shaping criminal propensities. Their work reminds us of the timeless dad joke: What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese, of course!

Now, shifting gears slightly, we delve into the world of fiction and its potential to offer insights into our research topic. It is worth noting the relevance of speculative literature such as "The Case of the Stolen Cheese" by Sherlock Holmes and "The Curious Incident of the Cottage Cheese in the Night-Time" by Mark Haddon, in sparking imaginative contemplation of the interplay between dairy consumption and criminal activities.

On a slightly different note, but still in the realm of dairy-related intrigue, television shows such as "The Great British Bake Off" and "Breaking Gouda" provide not only entertainment but also valuable cultural context for understanding the societal perceptions and customs surrounding dairy products and their potential impact on criminal behavior. After all, what TV show doesn't improve with a little extra cheesy humor?

As we navigate through this diverse array of literature and popular culture, it becomes evident that the relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in Indiana is a subject ripe with potential for further exploration. And as we embark on this quest for knowledge, let us remember: Why can't you make clothes out of cheese? Because fromage frays!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Indiana. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1990 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cottage Cheese Consumption and Car Crimes in Corn Country: An Unlikely Link

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research delves into the intriguing relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Indiana, a correlation that has been curd-iously overlooked by previous studies. By utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning over three decades, our research team has uncovered a surprising connection that challenges conventional wisdom. The correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 and p < 0.01 for the years 1990 to 2021 suggests a significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings not only provide empirical evidence of this association but also offer substantial fodder for both the academic and dairy communities.

Our rigorous statistical analysis has unraveled a curd-tivating revelation: as cottage cheese consumption rises, so does the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Indiana, indicating a wheely cheesy connection that cannot be overlooked. While causation cannot be inferred from these findings, it is clear that there is something more than meets the eye when it comes to the interaction of dairy consumption and crime rates. This discovery may offer a fresh perspective on crime prevention programs, urging policymakers to think outside the milk carton and consider the impact of cheese-related products on criminal behavior.

In conclusion, this study presents compelling evidence of the unexpected correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, proving that even the dairy aisle can hold the keys to understanding crime patterns. As we ponder the dairy's role in criminal behavior, let us not forget: why did the cheese go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Gouda afternoon, esteemed colleagues and readers. The nexus between dairy products and criminal activity has long been a topic of fascination in the scientific community, leaving us all a little churned up with curiosity. In this paper, we present our findings on the unlikely relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the great state of Indiana. This research seeds to shed light on a correlation that is undoubtedly cheesy but not to be taken lightly.
The idea that consuming cottage cheese could play a role in fueling motor vehicle thefts may seem as holey as a block of Swiss cheese, but as dairy enthusiasts and researchers, we are not afraid to venture into uncharted territory. We know you may be thinking, "What does cottage cheese have to do with car crimes?" But as the saying goes, "Where there's a whey, there's a curd."
Our investigation utilizes a robust dataset spanning several decades, procured from the USDA and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, allowing us to slice through the data and uncover this curd-ious connection. The relationship identified, supported by a correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 and p < 0.01, highlights a tangible link between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. As the evidence wheys in, we find ourselves in a bit of a pickle, or shall we say, a cheese conundrum.
But why all the fuss about cottage cheese, you ask? Isn't it just a mild-mannered dairy product? Well, as it turns out, the impact of cottage cheese on criminal behavior is a whey-ving matter that cannot be brie-ushed aside. While we must tread carefully not to jump to conclusions, the significance of this correlation serves as a reminder that there is always more to explore in the vast expanse of data. It also reminds us of the ancient question: What kind of music does cheese listen to? R 'n' Brie, of course!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unearth the curd-ious relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in Indiana, our research employed a meticulous methodology designed to uncover any gouda correlations hiding within the data. Our data collection spanned the years 1990 to 2021, during which we meticulously scoured the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services databases for the most wheyward information.

Firstly, we procured exhaustive data on cottage cheese consumption in Indiana, peeling back the layers of information to reveal the fluctuations in dairy intake within the state over the decades. We couldn't help but wonder: Why did the dairy farmer win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Next, to track the incidences of motor vehicle thefts, we navigated through the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services database, carefully plotting the ebb and flow of car crimes across the Hoosier State. We diligently cross-referenced this data with cheese consumption figures, ensuring that no wheyward record was left unturned. After all, meticulously examining correlations is no small feat—it demands a dedication to detail that can't be curdled.

Once equipped with these datasets, we performed a rigorous statistical analysis using advanced software. Our correlation analysis sought to unveil any cheddarful patterns between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. Armed with robust statistical tools, we sliced through the data like a sharp cheddar through the air, hunting for any significant association worthy of further investigation.

Furthermore, we conducted time series analysis to examine the temporal patterns of both cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. This allowed us to identify any sharp peaks or unexpected valleys in the data, as we refused to let any oddities skim past our attention. After all, in the world of research, we must always strive to be as sharp as the finest Parmesan.

In addition, we considered various demographic and socioeconomic variables, including population density, unemployment rates, and income levels, to ensure that our findings were not merely a fluke of coincidental fluctuations. We didn't want to be left in a feta-compli!

Furthermore, we employed a control for other dairy products to assess if the observed relationship is specific to cottage cheese or extends to the broader dairy category. Never one to shy away from a cheesy challenge, we wanted to ensure our findings remained as sharp as a good aged cheddar.

Lastly, to verify the robustness of our findings, we subjected our data to sensitivity analysis and conducted various simulated scenarios to confirm the consistency of the observed correlation. This further bolstered the credibility of our findings, leaving no room for doubts to ferment like an unchecked batch of cheese.

In doing so, we prepare the research cheesy enough to be able to withstand any attempts to shred its legitimacy. After all, rigorous research should always be as unmeltable as a block of aged Gouda!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Indiana. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 1990 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8941759, r-squared of 0.7995505, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cottage Cheese Consumption and Car Crimes in Corn Country: An Unlikely Link

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research delves into the intriguing relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Indiana, a correlation that has been curd-iously overlooked by previous studies. By utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning over three decades, our research team has uncovered a surprising connection that challenges conventional wisdom. The correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 and p < 0.01 for the years 1990 to 2021 suggests a significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings not only provide empirical evidence of this association but also offer substantial fodder for both the academic and dairy communities.

Our rigorous statistical analysis has unraveled a curd-tivating revelation: as cottage cheese consumption rises, so does the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Indiana, indicating a wheely cheesy connection that cannot be overlooked. While causation cannot be inferred from these findings, it is clear that there is something more than meets the eye when it comes to the interaction of dairy consumption and crime rates. This discovery may offer a fresh perspective on crime prevention programs, urging policymakers to think outside the milk carton and consider the impact of cheese-related products on criminal behavior.

In conclusion, this study presents compelling evidence of the unexpected correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, proving that even the dairy aisle can hold the keys to understanding crime patterns. As we ponder the dairy's role in criminal behavior, let us not forget: why did the cheese go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Gouda afternoon, esteemed colleagues and readers. The nexus between dairy products and criminal activity has long been a topic of fascination in the scientific community, leaving us all a little churned up with curiosity. In this paper, we present our findings on the unlikely relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the great state of Indiana. This research seeds to shed light on a correlation that is undoubtedly cheesy but not to be taken lightly.
The idea that consuming cottage cheese could play a role in fueling motor vehicle thefts may seem as holey as a block of Swiss cheese, but as dairy enthusiasts and researchers, we are not afraid to venture into uncharted territory. We know you may be thinking, "What does cottage cheese have to do with car crimes?" But as the saying goes, "Where there's a whey, there's a curd."
Our investigation utilizes a robust dataset spanning several decades, procured from the USDA and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, allowing us to slice through the data and uncover this curd-ious connection. The relationship identified, supported by a correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 and p < 0.01, highlights a tangible link between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. As the evidence wheys in, we find ourselves in a bit of a pickle, or shall we say, a cheese conundrum.
But why all the fuss about cottage cheese, you ask? Isn't it just a mild-mannered dairy product? Well, as it turns out, the impact of cottage cheese on criminal behavior is a whey-ving matter that cannot be brie-ushed aside. While we must tread carefully not to jump to conclusions, the significance of this correlation serves as a reminder that there is always more to explore in the vast expanse of data. It also reminds us of the ancient question: What kind of music does cheese listen to? R 'n' Brie, of course!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data revealed a striking correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in Indiana from 1990 to 2021. The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 suggests a strong positive relationship between the two variables, indicating that as consumption of cottage cheese increased, so did the incidence of motor vehicle thefts. This unexpected discovery may leave some scratching their heads, but as researchers, we must embrace the unexpected, even if it makes us a little 'queso' uneasy!

The r-squared value of 0.7995505 further reinforces the robustness of this relationship, explaining approximately 79.96% of the variability in motor vehicle thefts based on the variation in cottage cheese consumption. This statistically significant association raises intriguing questions that demand further investigation, leaving us feeling a bit 'whey'-ward in our academic pursuits.

Moreover, the probability value (p < 0.01) indicates that the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation by random chance alone is less than 1%, providing substantial support for the validity of the relationship. This statistical significance encourages us to delve deeper into the cheese matrix, recognizing that there is something beyond the 'curd' surface of this correlation.

As depicted in Fig. 1, the scatterplot visually illustrates the evident positive correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, offering a graphical representation of this unexpected relationship. Remember, a 'gouda' scatterplot can be a 'grate' way to present findings – it really helps to 'brie'ng the data to life!

In summary, our research has unveiled a surprising and substantial connection between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in Indiana, proving that when it comes to dairy products and crime, there's more than meets the 'eye' of the cheese grater. These findings may provoke a 'cheese'-ful reconsideration of the factors influencing criminal behavior and inspire further exploration into the unexplored 'whey' of cheese-related impacts on societal patterns. And lastly, why did the cheese lose a fight with the stone? Because the 'whey' was too much for it!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Indiana. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Cottage Cheese Consumption and Car Crimes in Corn Country: An Unlikely Link

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research delves into the intriguing relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Indiana, a correlation that has been curd-iously overlooked by previous studies. By utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning over three decades, our research team has uncovered a surprising connection that challenges conventional wisdom. The correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 and p < 0.01 for the years 1990 to 2021 suggests a significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings not only provide empirical evidence of this association but also offer substantial fodder for both the academic and dairy communities.

Our rigorous statistical analysis has unraveled a curd-tivating revelation: as cottage cheese consumption rises, so does the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Indiana, indicating a wheely cheesy connection that cannot be overlooked. While causation cannot be inferred from these findings, it is clear that there is something more than meets the eye when it comes to the interaction of dairy consumption and crime rates. This discovery may offer a fresh perspective on crime prevention programs, urging policymakers to think outside the milk carton and consider the impact of cheese-related products on criminal behavior.

In conclusion, this study presents compelling evidence of the unexpected correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, proving that even the dairy aisle can hold the keys to understanding crime patterns. As we ponder the dairy's role in criminal behavior, let us not forget: why did the cheese go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Numerous studies have probed the intricate relationship between dietary habits and criminal behavior. Smith et al. (2015) documented the impact of cheese consumption on psychological wellbeing and impulse control, shedding light on the potential influence of dairy products in shaping deviant behaviors. Meanwhile, Doe and Jones (2018) conducted a meta-analysis of dairy consumption and criminal convictions, revealing an unexpected positive correlation between cheese intake and non-violent offenses. As we wade deeper into the research landscape, it becomes clear that the dairy aisle holds more mysteries than a wheel of aged cheddar.
Turning our attention to a more specific subset of dairy products, cottage cheese, we encounter the works of "Milk, Cheese, and Crime: Unraveling the Curd-y Mysteries" by Dairy et al. (2020), which presents an exhaustive review of the historical and sociological implications of dairy consumption on criminal activities. The authors deftly navigate the complex web of cheese-related phenomena, unveiling the underexplored nuances of cottage cheese and its potential role in shaping criminal propensities. Their work reminds us of the timeless dad joke: What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese, of course!
Now, shifting gears slightly, we delve into the world of fiction and its potential to offer insights into our research topic. It is worth noting the relevance of speculative literature such as "The Case of the Stolen Cheese" by Sherlock Holmes and "The Curious Incident of the Cottage Cheese in the Night-Time" by Mark Haddon, in sparking imaginative contemplation of the interplay between dairy consumption and criminal activities.
On a slightly different note, but still in the realm of dairy-related intrigue, television shows such as "The Great British Bake Off" and "Breaking Gouda" provide not only entertainment but also valuable cultural context for understanding the societal perceptions and customs surrounding dairy products and their potential impact on criminal behavior. After all, what TV show doesn't improve with a little extra cheesy humor?
As we navigate through this diverse array of literature and popular culture, it becomes evident that the relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in Indiana is a subject ripe with potential for further exploration. And as we embark on this quest for knowledge, let us remember: Why can't you make clothes out of cheese? Because fromage frays!

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data revealed a striking correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in Indiana from 1990 to 2021. The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 suggests a strong positive relationship between the two variables, indicating that as consumption of cottage cheese increased, so did the incidence of motor vehicle thefts. This unexpected discovery may leave some scratching their heads, but as researchers, we must embrace the unexpected, even if it makes us a little 'queso' uneasy!
The r-squared value of 0.7995505 further reinforces the robustness of this relationship, explaining approximately 79.96% of the variability in motor vehicle thefts based on the variation in cottage cheese consumption. This statistically significant association raises intriguing questions that demand further investigation, leaving us feeling a bit 'whey'-ward in our academic pursuits.
Moreover, the probability value (p < 0.01) indicates that the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation by random chance alone is less than 1%, providing substantial support for the validity of the relationship. This statistical significance encourages us to delve deeper into the cheese matrix, recognizing that there is something beyond the 'curd' surface of this correlation.
As depicted in Fig. 1, the scatterplot visually illustrates the evident positive correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, offering a graphical representation of this unexpected relationship. Remember, a 'gouda' scatterplot can be a 'grate' way to present findings – it really helps to 'brie'ng the data to life!
In summary, our research has unveiled a surprising and substantial connection between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in Indiana, proving that when it comes to dairy products and crime, there's more than meets the 'eye' of the cheese grater. These findings may provoke a 'cheese'-ful reconsideration of the factors influencing criminal behavior and inspire further exploration into the unexplored 'whey' of cheese-related impacts on societal patterns. And lastly, why did the cheese lose a fight with the stone? Because the 'whey' was too much for it!

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The rather unexpected but statistically robust correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in Indiana, as depicted by the correlation coefficient of 0.8941759, can no longer be brushed off as mere cheese-cidence. Our findings affirm the prior research by Smith et al. (2015) and Doe and Jones (2018) regarding the influence of dairy products on deviant behaviors. The curd-tivating revelation that a rise in cottage cheese consumption is associated with an increase in motor vehicle thefts aligns with the notion of cheese intake impacting impulse control and criminal propensities. Perhaps it’s time to consider adding “watching the cheese” to the list of crime prevention measures in the dairy state!

The r-squared value of 0.7995505 further bolsters the validity of this unexpected association, explaining almost 80% of the variability in motor vehicle thefts based on the variability in cottage cheese consumption. This high level of explained variability brings to mind the age-old question: why did the cheese get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field! It appears that we are truly in the midst of some outstanding statistical fields when it comes to the world of cheese and crime.

The probability value (p < 0.01) not only adds legitimacy to the correlation but also emphasizes the unlikeliness of such a strong relationship occurring by chance alone. It seems that the "whey" of this correlation runs deeper than we ever imagined! The phrase ‘correlation does not imply causation’ may apply here, but one cannot help but ponder whether cottage cheese could, in fact, be the “whey”ward allure leading individuals down a path of dairy-fueled mischief.

Our visual representation of the data in the form of a scatterplot, as seen in Fig. 1, not only provides a clear illustration of the positive correlation but also serves as a reminder that even the most unexpected findings can be graphically appealing. After all, who can resist a “gouda” scatterplot that helps us “brie”ng the data to life?

In conclusion, our study offers compelling evidence of the undeniable link between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, urging us to investigate the “whey”ward world of dairy-influenced crime further. As we strive to unravel the mysteries of cheese-related impacts on societal patterns, it is paramount to remember: why do scientists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty “basic” stuff!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cottage cheese consumption and Motor vehicle thefts in Indiana. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Cottage Cheese Consumption and Car Crimes in Corn Country: An Unlikely Link

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research delves into the intriguing relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Indiana, a correlation that has been curd-iously overlooked by previous studies. By utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning over three decades, our research team has uncovered a surprising connection that challenges conventional wisdom. The correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 and p < 0.01 for the years 1990 to 2021 suggests a significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings not only provide empirical evidence of this association but also offer substantial fodder for both the academic and dairy communities.

Our rigorous statistical analysis has unraveled a curd-tivating revelation: as cottage cheese consumption rises, so does the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Indiana, indicating a wheely cheesy connection that cannot be overlooked. While causation cannot be inferred from these findings, it is clear that there is something more than meets the eye when it comes to the interaction of dairy consumption and crime rates. This discovery may offer a fresh perspective on crime prevention programs, urging policymakers to think outside the milk carton and consider the impact of cheese-related products on criminal behavior.

In conclusion, this study presents compelling evidence of the unexpected correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, proving that even the dairy aisle can hold the keys to understanding crime patterns. As we ponder the dairy's role in criminal behavior, let us not forget: why did the cheese go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Gouda afternoon, esteemed colleagues and readers. The nexus between dairy products and criminal activity has long been a topic of fascination in the scientific community, leaving us all a little churned up with curiosity. In this paper, we present our findings on the unlikely relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the great state of Indiana. This research seeds to shed light on a correlation that is undoubtedly cheesy but not to be taken lightly.
The idea that consuming cottage cheese could play a role in fueling motor vehicle thefts may seem as holey as a block of Swiss cheese, but as dairy enthusiasts and researchers, we are not afraid to venture into uncharted territory. We know you may be thinking, "What does cottage cheese have to do with car crimes?" But as the saying goes, "Where there's a whey, there's a curd."
Our investigation utilizes a robust dataset spanning several decades, procured from the USDA and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, allowing us to slice through the data and uncover this curd-ious connection. The relationship identified, supported by a correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 and p < 0.01, highlights a tangible link between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts. As the evidence wheys in, we find ourselves in a bit of a pickle, or shall we say, a cheese conundrum.
But why all the fuss about cottage cheese, you ask? Isn't it just a mild-mannered dairy product? Well, as it turns out, the impact of cottage cheese on criminal behavior is a whey-ving matter that cannot be brie-ushed aside. While we must tread carefully not to jump to conclusions, the significance of this correlation serves as a reminder that there is always more to explore in the vast expanse of data. It also reminds us of the ancient question: What kind of music does cheese listen to? R 'n' Brie, of course!

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data revealed a striking correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in Indiana from 1990 to 2021. The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 suggests a strong positive relationship between the two variables, indicating that as consumption of cottage cheese increased, so did the incidence of motor vehicle thefts. This unexpected discovery may leave some scratching their heads, but as researchers, we must embrace the unexpected, even if it makes us a little 'queso' uneasy!
The r-squared value of 0.7995505 further reinforces the robustness of this relationship, explaining approximately 79.96% of the variability in motor vehicle thefts based on the variation in cottage cheese consumption. This statistically significant association raises intriguing questions that demand further investigation, leaving us feeling a bit 'whey'-ward in our academic pursuits.
Moreover, the probability value (p < 0.01) indicates that the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation by random chance alone is less than 1%, providing substantial support for the validity of the relationship. This statistical significance encourages us to delve deeper into the cheese matrix, recognizing that there is something beyond the 'curd' surface of this correlation.
As depicted in Fig. 1, the scatterplot visually illustrates the evident positive correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, offering a graphical representation of this unexpected relationship. Remember, a 'gouda' scatterplot can be a 'grate' way to present findings – it really helps to 'brie'ng the data to life!
In summary, our research has unveiled a surprising and substantial connection between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in Indiana, proving that when it comes to dairy products and crime, there's more than meets the 'eye' of the cheese grater. These findings may provoke a 'cheese'-ful reconsideration of the factors influencing criminal behavior and inspire further exploration into the unexplored 'whey' of cheese-related impacts on societal patterns. And lastly, why did the cheese lose a fight with the stone? Because the 'whey' was too much for it!

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has churned up some compelling evidence of the unexpected correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in Indiana. The robust statistical analysis has undoubtedly whey-ved through the data, revealing a surprising positive relationship that cannot be overlooked. This discovery has left us feeling a bit like an expired cheese – a little 'whey'-ward but undeniably 'gouda' in its implications.

The findings of this study may lead some to feel like they've been hit by a 'whey'-clef when confronted with the idea that cottage cheese consumption could be linked to criminal behavior. But as the saying goes, "Don't let the 'bries' bring you down." It's a 'feta' accompli that we must embrace the unexpected, even if it's as bizarre as a lactose-intolerant cow.

As we consider the implications of our research, it's important to remember that correlation does not imply causation. So, the next time someone asks, "Does eating cottage cheese turn you into a car thief?" we can respond, "That's just 'whey'-diculous!"

Ultimately, our findings serve as a reminder that there is always more to explore in the vast expanse of data, even if it leads us into seemingly 'whey'-ward territories. And in the case of cottage cheese and car crimes, it seems that 'whey'-ting is not required – the connection is as 'sharp' as cheddar.

In light of these 'cheese-tastic' findings, it is safe to say that no more research is needed in this area. Let's just say, this piece of research is as 'grate' as it gets.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Cottage Cheese Consumption and Car Crimes in Corn Country: An Unlikely Link. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Quirky Connections in Criminology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Cottage Cheese Consumption and Car Crimes in Corn Country: An Unlikely Link. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Quirky Culinary Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Cottage Cheese Consumption and Car Crimes in Corn Country: An Unlikely Link with an abstract of This research delves into the intriguing relationship between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Indiana, a correlation that has been curd-iously overlooked by previous studies. By utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning over three decades, our research team has uncovered a surprising connection that challenges conventional wisdom. The correlation coefficient of 0.8941759 and p < 0.01 for the years 1990 to 2021 suggests a significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings not only provide empirical evidence of this association but also offer substantial fodder for both the academic and dairy communities.
Our rigorous statistical analysis has unraveled a curd-tivating revelation: as cottage cheese consumption rises, so does the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Indiana, indicating a wheely cheesy connection that cannot be overlooked. While causation cannot be inferred from these findings, it is clear that there is something more than meets the eye when it comes to the interaction of dairy consumption and crime rates. This discovery may offer a fresh perspective on crime prevention programs, urging policymakers to think outside the milk carton and consider the impact of cheese-related products on criminal behavior.
In conclusion, this study presents compelling evidence of the unexpected correlation between cottage cheese consumption and motor vehicle thefts, proving that even the dairy aisle can hold the keys to understanding crime patterns. As we ponder the dairy's role in criminal behavior, let us not forget: why did the cheese go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!

ChatGPT:

cottage cheese consumption, motor vehicle theft, crime rates, dairy consumption, correlation, statistical analysis, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, USDA data, Indiana, cheese-related products, crime patterns, dairy products, crime prevention programs

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Data details

Cottage cheese consumption
Detailed data title: Per capita consumption of Cottage cheese in the US
Source: USDA
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Motor vehicle thefts in Indiana
Detailed data title: The motor vehicle theft rate per 100,000 residents in Indiana
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Motor vehicle thefts in Indiana

Correlation r = 0.8941759 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7995505 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 80% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Motor vehicle thefts in Indiana) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Cottage cheese consumption) over the 32 years from 1990 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.4E-12. 0.0000000000054333897080568720
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.89 in 5.4E-10% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 184,047,170,133 random variables You don't actually need 184 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 31 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 31 because we have two variables measured over a period of 32 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.79, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Cottage cheese consumption (Pounds per person)3.33.23.12.92.82.72.62.62.62.62.62.62.62.62.72.72.62.62.32.42.32.32.32.12.12.12.22.12.12.121.9
Motor vehicle thefts in Indiana (Motor Vehicle Theft rate)439464.8450.3428.1434.8465.7424.9428359.2341.4346.8350.9329.5335338.7347342305.8274.4215.4208227.4208.6215.9210204.7217.7221.3226.9204.5228.5209.8




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([3.3,3.2,3.1,2.9,2.8,2.7,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.6,2.7,2.7,2.6,2.6,2.3,2.4,2.3,2.3,2.3,2.1,2.1,2.1,2.2,2.1,2.1,2.1,2,1.9,])
array_2 = np.array([439,464.8,450.3,428.1,434.8,465.7,424.9,428,359.2,341.4,346.8,350.9,329.5,335,338.7,347,342,305.8,274.4,215.4,208,227.4,208.6,215.9,210,204.7,217.7,221.3,226.9,204.5,228.5,209.8,])
array_1_name = "Cottage cheese consumption"
array_2_name = "Motor vehicle thefts in Indiana"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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