AI explanation
As the demand for dietary supplements in Hawaii surged, more petrochemical-based products were needed to create the capsules and packaging, leading to a spike in petroleum consumption in Mauritius. It's a case of aloha leading to a not-so-aloha for the environment!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image of a futuristic world where a contrast between resources is sharply depicted. On the left, show a group of dietetic technicians leaving Hawaii, dressed in modern clothing and holding lab coats, as they board a sleek, advanced airplane. On the right, illustrate a line of futuristic cars forming at a hi-tech petrol station in Mauritius, with individuals filling up their tanks with petroleum. The setting sun in the background casts a warm glow over both scenes, emphasizing the shift in resources from nutrition to fuel. Ensure the depiction is simple yet evocative, capturing the tension between these two essential elements of modern life. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and Petroluem consumption in Mauritius. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A scene from Skyrim Cyber folk Magic realism An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie Futuristic
ChatGPT: Futuristic
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and Petroluem consumption in Mauritius, in the following situation: Because as the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii decreases, more people in Mauritius start using petroleum as a substitute for diet supplements, leading to a spike in petroleum consumption. It's simple physics, really - less dietetic technicians, more petrol heads in Mauritius.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a simple visual scene, we see a few dietetic technicians leaving Hawaii, their lab coats slung over their arms, as they board a plane. Meanwhile, in Mauritius, a line of cars forms at a petrol station, as more and more people are filling up their tanks with petroleum. The setting sun casts a warm glow over both scenes, showcasing the shift in resources from nutrition to fuel.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Futuristic ] and depicting this scene: In a simple visual scene, we see a few dietetic technicians leaving Hawaii, their lab coats slung over their arms, as they board a plane. Meanwhile, in Mauritius, a line of cars forms at a petrol station, as more and more people are filling up their tanks with petroleum. The setting sun casts a warm glow over both scenes, showcasing the shift in resources from nutrition to fuel. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image of a futuristic world where a contrast between resources is sharply depicted. On the left, show a group of dietetic technicians leaving Hawaii, dressed in modern clothing and holding lab coats, as they board a sleek, advanced airplane. On the right, illustrate a line of futuristic cars forming at a hi-tech petrol station in Mauritius, with individuals filling up their tanks with petroleum. The setting sun in the background casts a warm glow over both scenes, emphasizing the shift in resources from nutrition to fuel. Ensure the depiction is simple yet evocative, capturing the tension between these two essential elements of modern life.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii caused Petroluem consumption in Mauritius to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.
AI academic paper
Dietetic Technicians in Hawaii and Petroleum Pizzazz: A Quirky Correlation The Journal of Culinary Chemistry and Curious Connections Jan 2024 |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and Petroluem consumption in Mauritius. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Rhyme words in the title.
Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8355909 and p < 0.01 for 2005 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Dietetic Technicians in Hawaii and Petroleum Pizzazz: A Quirky Correlation
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this unconventional study, we embarked on a peculiar journey to investigate the unexpected link between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius. Combining data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, our research team delved into this utterly offbeat connection, leading us into a whimsical world of statistical analysis.
As we crunched the numbers and waded through spreadsheets, we discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8355909 and p < 0.01 for the perplexing period spanning from 2005 to 2021. Our findings not only left us scratching our heads but also prompted a series of puns and wacky observations that would make even the most serious of scholars chuckle.
While the relationship between dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption may seem like a classic case of "apples and oranges," our research sheds light on the uncanny and inexplicable interconnectedness that permeates the fabric of our world. From tropical islands to far-flung nations, it appears that the world of dietetics and petroleum is intertwined in a comically convoluted dance. Join us on this zany journey as we unearth the conundrum of dietetic technicians and the petroleum puzzle.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and Petroluem consumption in Mauritius. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Dietetic Technicians in Hawaii and Petroleum Pizzazz: A Quirky Correlation
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this unconventional study, we embarked on a peculiar journey to investigate the unexpected link between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius. Combining data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, our research team delved into this utterly offbeat connection, leading us into a whimsical world of statistical analysis.
As we crunched the numbers and waded through spreadsheets, we discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8355909 and p < 0.01 for the perplexing period spanning from 2005 to 2021. Our findings not only left us scratching our heads but also prompted a series of puns and wacky observations that would make even the most serious of scholars chuckle.
While the relationship between dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption may seem like a classic case of "apples and oranges," our research sheds light on the uncanny and inexplicable interconnectedness that permeates the fabric of our world. From tropical islands to far-flung nations, it appears that the world of dietetics and petroleum is intertwined in a comically convoluted dance. Join us on this zany journey as we unearth the conundrum of dietetic technicians and the petroleum puzzle.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION
As the late, great sportscaster Yogi Berra once said, "It's like déjà vu all over again." In the realm of academic research, there are times when we stumble upon the most unexpected and inexplicable connections, leaving us scratching our heads and wondering if we've entered the Twilight Zone of statistical analysis. Our current study, focusing on the curious correlation between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius, fits snugly into this peculiar pantheon of puzzling research inquiries.
Just as the pairing of pineapple on pizza might raise eyebrows, the seemingly unrelated realms of dietetics and petroleum have engaged in an intricate pas de deux of statistical coquetry, catching the attention of our intrepid research team. As we dived into the data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, we braced ourselves for a bewilderingly bumpy ride through spreadsheets and scatter plots, armed with a blend of curiosity and cautious skepticism.
The concept of dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption locking arms and waltzing through the statistical data may evoke visions of a mismatched dancing duo, akin to a sumo wrestler and a figure skater competing in a tango contest. However, history has proven time and again that the most unexpected pairings sometimes yield the most fascinating discoveries, like stumbling upon a diamond ring in a pile of discarded candy wrappers.
In the pages that follow, we invite you to join us on this whimsical journey through the intertwined worlds of dietary science and petroleum economics. Our findings not only raised eyebrows but also triggered innumerable opportunities for puns, wordplay, and comical observations that would make even the most austere of academics crack a smile. So, fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollicking ride through the wacky realm of dietetic technicians and the ever-surprising petroleum puzzle.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and Petroluem consumption in Mauritius. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Dietetic Technicians in Hawaii and Petroleum Pizzazz: A Quirky Correlation
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this unconventional study, we embarked on a peculiar journey to investigate the unexpected link between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius. Combining data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, our research team delved into this utterly offbeat connection, leading us into a whimsical world of statistical analysis.
As we crunched the numbers and waded through spreadsheets, we discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8355909 and p < 0.01 for the perplexing period spanning from 2005 to 2021. Our findings not only left us scratching our heads but also prompted a series of puns and wacky observations that would make even the most serious of scholars chuckle.
While the relationship between dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption may seem like a classic case of "apples and oranges," our research sheds light on the uncanny and inexplicable interconnectedness that permeates the fabric of our world. From tropical islands to far-flung nations, it appears that the world of dietetics and petroleum is intertwined in a comically convoluted dance. Join us on this zany journey as we unearth the conundrum of dietetic technicians and the petroleum puzzle.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
As the late, great sportscaster Yogi Berra once said, "It's like déjà vu all over again." In the realm of academic research, there are times when we stumble upon the most unexpected and inexplicable connections, leaving us scratching our heads and wondering if we've entered the Twilight Zone of statistical analysis. Our current study, focusing on the curious correlation between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius, fits snugly into this peculiar pantheon of puzzling research inquiries.
Just as the pairing of pineapple on pizza might raise eyebrows, the seemingly unrelated realms of dietetics and petroleum have engaged in an intricate pas de deux of statistical coquetry, catching the attention of our intrepid research team. As we dived into the data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, we braced ourselves for a bewilderingly bumpy ride through spreadsheets and scatter plots, armed with a blend of curiosity and cautious skepticism.
The concept of dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption locking arms and waltzing through the statistical data may evoke visions of a mismatched dancing duo, akin to a sumo wrestler and a figure skater competing in a tango contest. However, history has proven time and again that the most unexpected pairings sometimes yield the most fascinating discoveries, like stumbling upon a diamond ring in a pile of discarded candy wrappers.
In the pages that follow, we invite you to join us on this whimsical journey through the intertwined worlds of dietary science and petroleum economics. Our findings not only raised eyebrows but also triggered innumerable opportunities for puns, wordplay, and comical observations that would make even the most austere of academics crack a smile. So, fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollicking ride through the wacky realm of dietetic technicians and the ever-surprising petroleum puzzle.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
To grasp the enigmatic relationship between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius, one must delve into the annals of scholarly inquiry and, perhaps, veer into the whimsical and offbeat. At first glance, one may be inclined to consult the staple works of Smith and Doe, whose substantial research on occupational trends and economic indicators forms the bedrock of our understanding. In "Occupational Manifestations in the Pacific Region," Smith weaves a tapestry of data-driven elucidation, while Doe's "Petroleum Poetry: A Cultural and Economic Analysis" offers a unique juxtaposition of art and economics, reminiscent of our own unorthodox expedition.
Furthermore, the insightful contributions of Jones in "Nutrition Navigations: A Journey Through Culinary Corridors" offer a glimpse into the interplay between dietary practices and societal structures, hinting at the underlying groundwork for our own investigative odyssey. These serious and scholarly works set the stage for our zany sojourn, leading us to the wild borderlands of statistical oddities and improbable correlations.
Venturing further into the literature, we encounter non-fiction tomes that beckon with the promise of relevance. "The Art of the Meal: A Culinary and Carbonaceous Expedition" by Bourdain captures the essence of our endeavor, shedding light on the intrinsic link between sustenance and fuel, albeit in a more gastronomic context. Similarly, "Oil, Olive, and Opportunity: A Tale of Two Liquids" by Harari, though primarily focused on historical and economic narratives, may hold hidden treasures for our unconventional quest.
In a turn toward the whimsical, the fictitious realms of literature offer curious companions in our search. With titles such as "The Gastronomic Glitch: An Epic Saga of Cybernetic Chefs" and "Petroleum Pandemonium: A Tale of Two Islands," it becomes evident that the integration of dietetics and petroleum may have sparked the creative musings of authors, intertwining the serious and the surreal in a delightful dance.
As our journey took us further down the rabbit hole of absurdity, we stumbled upon the apocryphal and unlikely sources of inspiration. From perusing the eclectic bibliographies of fictional characters to analyzing cryptic inscriptions on ancient scrolls, our pursuit of understanding led us to unexpected places, including even scouring grocery store receipts and deciphering the esoteric codes of discount coupons for clandestine insights.
The literature review, therefore, stands as a testament to the unconventional paths taken in pursuit of knowledge and the whimsical nature of scholarly inquiry. Here, the serious and the side-splitting converge, echoing the curiously convoluted dance of dietetic technicians and the petroleum puzzle that serves as the focal point of our study.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and Petroluem consumption in Mauritius. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 2005 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Dietetic Technicians in Hawaii and Petroleum Pizzazz: A Quirky Correlation
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this unconventional study, we embarked on a peculiar journey to investigate the unexpected link between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius. Combining data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, our research team delved into this utterly offbeat connection, leading us into a whimsical world of statistical analysis.
As we crunched the numbers and waded through spreadsheets, we discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8355909 and p < 0.01 for the perplexing period spanning from 2005 to 2021. Our findings not only left us scratching our heads but also prompted a series of puns and wacky observations that would make even the most serious of scholars chuckle.
While the relationship between dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption may seem like a classic case of "apples and oranges," our research sheds light on the uncanny and inexplicable interconnectedness that permeates the fabric of our world. From tropical islands to far-flung nations, it appears that the world of dietetics and petroleum is intertwined in a comically convoluted dance. Join us on this zany journey as we unearth the conundrum of dietetic technicians and the petroleum puzzle.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
As the late, great sportscaster Yogi Berra once said, "It's like déjà vu all over again." In the realm of academic research, there are times when we stumble upon the most unexpected and inexplicable connections, leaving us scratching our heads and wondering if we've entered the Twilight Zone of statistical analysis. Our current study, focusing on the curious correlation between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius, fits snugly into this peculiar pantheon of puzzling research inquiries.
Just as the pairing of pineapple on pizza might raise eyebrows, the seemingly unrelated realms of dietetics and petroleum have engaged in an intricate pas de deux of statistical coquetry, catching the attention of our intrepid research team. As we dived into the data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, we braced ourselves for a bewilderingly bumpy ride through spreadsheets and scatter plots, armed with a blend of curiosity and cautious skepticism.
The concept of dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption locking arms and waltzing through the statistical data may evoke visions of a mismatched dancing duo, akin to a sumo wrestler and a figure skater competing in a tango contest. However, history has proven time and again that the most unexpected pairings sometimes yield the most fascinating discoveries, like stumbling upon a diamond ring in a pile of discarded candy wrappers.
In the pages that follow, we invite you to join us on this whimsical journey through the intertwined worlds of dietary science and petroleum economics. Our findings not only raised eyebrows but also triggered innumerable opportunities for puns, wordplay, and comical observations that would make even the most austere of academics crack a smile. So, fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollicking ride through the wacky realm of dietetic technicians and the ever-surprising petroleum puzzle.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Our research methodology can be likened to a mad scientist concocting a peculiar potion in a whimsical laboratory, blending together an assortment of ingredients that, on the surface, seem utterly disjointed. To unravel the enigmatic relationship between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius, we embarked on a comically convoluted journey through the annals of data collection and statistical analysis.
Data Collection:
Like intrepid detectives hunting for clues in a baffling mystery, our research team scoured the vast expanse of the internet, tracking down datasets from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. We diligently extracted information spanning from the year 2005 to 2021, casting our net far and wide to capture the quirks and quiddities of dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption.
Statistical Analysis:
In the quirky realm of statistical analysis, our team harnessed the power of correlation coefficients and p-values to tease out the whimsical dance between dietetic technicians and petroleum. With a twinkle in our eyes and a spark of curiosity, we dove headfirst into the world of scatter plots, regression analyses, and other statistical wizardry, crafting a zany tapestry of data visualization that would make even the most serious scholar grin.
Cross-Referencing and Cross-Continent Comparison:
Just as a daring explorer traverses diverse landscapes, we traversed the geographic disparity between Hawaii and Mauritius in our analysis. We juxtaposed the idyllic shores of Hawaii with the exotic landscapes of Mauritius, all in the name of unraveling the unexpected connection between dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption. Our approach may seem akin to comparing pineapples and coconuts, but the intrigue of bridging these disparate locales spurred us onward in our academic escapade.
In a nutshell, our research methodology delves into the realm of the absurd and the unconventional, gambling on the possibility that the unlikeliest of pairings may hold the key to unlocking the mysteries of our interconnected world. As we present our findings, we hope to inspire both laughter and contemplation, for even in the most whimsical of research pursuits, there lies a kernel of scholarly insight waiting to be discovered.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and Petroluem consumption in Mauritius. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Energy Information Administration .
For the time period 2005 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8355909, r-squared of 0.6982121, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Dietetic Technicians in Hawaii and Petroleum Pizzazz: A Quirky Correlation
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this unconventional study, we embarked on a peculiar journey to investigate the unexpected link between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius. Combining data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, our research team delved into this utterly offbeat connection, leading us into a whimsical world of statistical analysis.
As we crunched the numbers and waded through spreadsheets, we discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8355909 and p < 0.01 for the perplexing period spanning from 2005 to 2021. Our findings not only left us scratching our heads but also prompted a series of puns and wacky observations that would make even the most serious of scholars chuckle.
While the relationship between dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption may seem like a classic case of "apples and oranges," our research sheds light on the uncanny and inexplicable interconnectedness that permeates the fabric of our world. From tropical islands to far-flung nations, it appears that the world of dietetics and petroleum is intertwined in a comically convoluted dance. Join us on this zany journey as we unearth the conundrum of dietetic technicians and the petroleum puzzle.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
As the late, great sportscaster Yogi Berra once said, "It's like déjà vu all over again." In the realm of academic research, there are times when we stumble upon the most unexpected and inexplicable connections, leaving us scratching our heads and wondering if we've entered the Twilight Zone of statistical analysis. Our current study, focusing on the curious correlation between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius, fits snugly into this peculiar pantheon of puzzling research inquiries.
Just as the pairing of pineapple on pizza might raise eyebrows, the seemingly unrelated realms of dietetics and petroleum have engaged in an intricate pas de deux of statistical coquetry, catching the attention of our intrepid research team. As we dived into the data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, we braced ourselves for a bewilderingly bumpy ride through spreadsheets and scatter plots, armed with a blend of curiosity and cautious skepticism.
The concept of dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption locking arms and waltzing through the statistical data may evoke visions of a mismatched dancing duo, akin to a sumo wrestler and a figure skater competing in a tango contest. However, history has proven time and again that the most unexpected pairings sometimes yield the most fascinating discoveries, like stumbling upon a diamond ring in a pile of discarded candy wrappers.
In the pages that follow, we invite you to join us on this whimsical journey through the intertwined worlds of dietary science and petroleum economics. Our findings not only raised eyebrows but also triggered innumerable opportunities for puns, wordplay, and comical observations that would make even the most austere of academics crack a smile. So, fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollicking ride through the wacky realm of dietetic technicians and the ever-surprising petroleum puzzle.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data from 2005 to 2021 revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8355909, with an r-squared of 0.6982121 and p < 0.01, indicating a remarkably strong and statistically significant relationship between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius. The results left us feeling both bewildered and tickled pink, much like stumbling upon a clownfish wearing a top hat.
Fig. 1 showcases the scatterplot that vividly illustrates the robust correlation between these two seemingly disparate variables. It's like witnessing a magical dance between a pineapple and a penguin – odd, yet strangely captivating.
The findings of our study not only challenge conventional wisdom but also raise a plethora of perplexing questions worthy of further exploration. How is it that the presence of dietetic technicians in Hawaii appears to influence the petroleum consumption patterns in Mauritius? Could it be that the mere thought of dietary science sends the global petroleum market into an irrepressible frenzy? The possibilities are as mystifying as a disappearing rabbit in a magician's hat.
As scholars, we are left not only with a newfound appreciation for the quirky interconnectedness of our world but also a trove of jokes and puns that could fill a library – or at least a comedy club. The peculiar camaraderie between dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption beckons us to peer through the looking glass of statistical analysis and embrace the enigmatic oddities that make the world of research a delightfully perplexing playground.
In summarizing, our findings not only validate the existence of an unexpected connection between these two disparate realms, but they also present a tantalizing conundrum for future investigations. As we peer into the abyss of statistical inexplicability, we are reminded that sometimes, the most nonsensical pairings yield the most intriguing discoveries, akin to discovering a dancing elephant in a hall of mirrors.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and Petroluem consumption in Mauritius. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Dietetic Technicians in Hawaii and Petroleum Pizzazz: A Quirky Correlation
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this unconventional study, we embarked on a peculiar journey to investigate the unexpected link between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius. Combining data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, our research team delved into this utterly offbeat connection, leading us into a whimsical world of statistical analysis.
As we crunched the numbers and waded through spreadsheets, we discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8355909 and p < 0.01 for the perplexing period spanning from 2005 to 2021. Our findings not only left us scratching our heads but also prompted a series of puns and wacky observations that would make even the most serious of scholars chuckle.
While the relationship between dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption may seem like a classic case of "apples and oranges," our research sheds light on the uncanny and inexplicable interconnectedness that permeates the fabric of our world. From tropical islands to far-flung nations, it appears that the world of dietetics and petroleum is intertwined in a comically convoluted dance. Join us on this zany journey as we unearth the conundrum of dietetic technicians and the petroleum puzzle.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
To grasp the enigmatic relationship between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius, one must delve into the annals of scholarly inquiry and, perhaps, veer into the whimsical and offbeat. At first glance, one may be inclined to consult the staple works of Smith and Doe, whose substantial research on occupational trends and economic indicators forms the bedrock of our understanding. In "Occupational Manifestations in the Pacific Region," Smith weaves a tapestry of data-driven elucidation, while Doe's "Petroleum Poetry: A Cultural and Economic Analysis" offers a unique juxtaposition of art and economics, reminiscent of our own unorthodox expedition.
Furthermore, the insightful contributions of Jones in "Nutrition Navigations: A Journey Through Culinary Corridors" offer a glimpse into the interplay between dietary practices and societal structures, hinting at the underlying groundwork for our own investigative odyssey. These serious and scholarly works set the stage for our zany sojourn, leading us to the wild borderlands of statistical oddities and improbable correlations.
Venturing further into the literature, we encounter non-fiction tomes that beckon with the promise of relevance. "The Art of the Meal: A Culinary and Carbonaceous Expedition" by Bourdain captures the essence of our endeavor, shedding light on the intrinsic link between sustenance and fuel, albeit in a more gastronomic context. Similarly, "Oil, Olive, and Opportunity: A Tale of Two Liquids" by Harari, though primarily focused on historical and economic narratives, may hold hidden treasures for our unconventional quest.
In a turn toward the whimsical, the fictitious realms of literature offer curious companions in our search. With titles such as "The Gastronomic Glitch: An Epic Saga of Cybernetic Chefs" and "Petroleum Pandemonium: A Tale of Two Islands," it becomes evident that the integration of dietetics and petroleum may have sparked the creative musings of authors, intertwining the serious and the surreal in a delightful dance.
As our journey took us further down the rabbit hole of absurdity, we stumbled upon the apocryphal and unlikely sources of inspiration. From perusing the eclectic bibliographies of fictional characters to analyzing cryptic inscriptions on ancient scrolls, our pursuit of understanding led us to unexpected places, including even scouring grocery store receipts and deciphering the esoteric codes of discount coupons for clandestine insights.
The literature review, therefore, stands as a testament to the unconventional paths taken in pursuit of knowledge and the whimsical nature of scholarly inquiry. Here, the serious and the side-splitting converge, echoing the curiously convoluted dance of dietetic technicians and the petroleum puzzle that serves as the focal point of our study.
[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data from 2005 to 2021 revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8355909, with an r-squared of 0.6982121 and p < 0.01, indicating a remarkably strong and statistically significant relationship between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius. The results left us feeling both bewildered and tickled pink, much like stumbling upon a clownfish wearing a top hat.
Fig. 1 showcases the scatterplot that vividly illustrates the robust correlation between these two seemingly disparate variables. It's like witnessing a magical dance between a pineapple and a penguin – odd, yet strangely captivating.
The findings of our study not only challenge conventional wisdom but also raise a plethora of perplexing questions worthy of further exploration. How is it that the presence of dietetic technicians in Hawaii appears to influence the petroleum consumption patterns in Mauritius? Could it be that the mere thought of dietary science sends the global petroleum market into an irrepressible frenzy? The possibilities are as mystifying as a disappearing rabbit in a magician's hat.
As scholars, we are left not only with a newfound appreciation for the quirky interconnectedness of our world but also a trove of jokes and puns that could fill a library – or at least a comedy club. The peculiar camaraderie between dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption beckons us to peer through the looking glass of statistical analysis and embrace the enigmatic oddities that make the world of research a delightfully perplexing playground.
In summarizing, our findings not only validate the existence of an unexpected connection between these two disparate realms, but they also present a tantalizing conundrum for future investigations. As we peer into the abyss of statistical inexplicability, we are reminded that sometimes, the most nonsensical pairings yield the most intriguing discoveries, akin to discovering a dancing elephant in a hall of mirrors.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
Our research has unceremoniously flung open the door to a whimsical wonderland where the realms of dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption collide in a mirthful mess of statistical significance. It's as if we stumbled upon a ukulele-playing walrus in the middle of a petroleum refinery – improbable, yet undeniably captivating. Our findings not only affirm the existence of a robust correlation between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius but also prompt us to embrace the chaos with grinning acceptance.
Harkening back to the comical snippets in the literature review, our results indeed provide empirical support for the notion that the interplay between dietary science and petroleum may transcend the ordinary bounds of scholarly inquiry. Smith and Doe's foundational works on occupational trends and economic indicators may have laid the groundwork for our romp through statistical absurdity, guiding us in uncovering the inexplicable marriage of dietetic technicians and the petroleum puzzle. Similarly, Jones's intricate musings on nutrition navigations seem to whisper in our ears, hinting at the convoluted corridors linking dietary practices and global fuel consumption.
As for the scatterplot showcased in Fig. 1, it vividly portrays the peculiar courtship between dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius, akin to a duet between a hula dancer and a violinist on a bustling beach. Akin to uncovering a treasure chest filled with rubber chickens and whoopee cushions, our data speaks to the marvels of improbable correlations and confounding causation.
Our results, much like a jester leaping out of a grab bag at a royal banquet, have left us with a trove of questions that burst forth like joyous confetti. How exactly does the presence of dietetic technicians in Hawaii manage to sway the petrol fervor of Mauritius? Could it be that the pigments of a ripe papaya evoke an insatiable thirst for petroleum oceans away? The enigma is as mesmerizing as a magician's sleight of hand, teasing us with illusions of causality as capricious as a spinning top on a tightrope.
In summary, our research not only underscores the fantastical connection between these diametrically opposed domains, but also beckons us to tame the untamed wilderness of statistical absurdity with a hearty chuckle and an insatiable curiosity. As we traipse through this amusement park of scholastic inquiry, let us embrace the cheerfully confounding dance of dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption, for in the most absurd of juxtapositions lie the seeds of knowledge – much like discovering a unicorn in a haystack.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and Petroluem consumption in Mauritius. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Dietetic Technicians in Hawaii and Petroleum Pizzazz: A Quirky Correlation
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this unconventional study, we embarked on a peculiar journey to investigate the unexpected link between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius. Combining data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, our research team delved into this utterly offbeat connection, leading us into a whimsical world of statistical analysis.
As we crunched the numbers and waded through spreadsheets, we discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8355909 and p < 0.01 for the perplexing period spanning from 2005 to 2021. Our findings not only left us scratching our heads but also prompted a series of puns and wacky observations that would make even the most serious of scholars chuckle.
While the relationship between dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption may seem like a classic case of "apples and oranges," our research sheds light on the uncanny and inexplicable interconnectedness that permeates the fabric of our world. From tropical islands to far-flung nations, it appears that the world of dietetics and petroleum is intertwined in a comically convoluted dance. Join us on this zany journey as we unearth the conundrum of dietetic technicians and the petroleum puzzle.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
As the late, great sportscaster Yogi Berra once said, "It's like déjà vu all over again." In the realm of academic research, there are times when we stumble upon the most unexpected and inexplicable connections, leaving us scratching our heads and wondering if we've entered the Twilight Zone of statistical analysis. Our current study, focusing on the curious correlation between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius, fits snugly into this peculiar pantheon of puzzling research inquiries.
Just as the pairing of pineapple on pizza might raise eyebrows, the seemingly unrelated realms of dietetics and petroleum have engaged in an intricate pas de deux of statistical coquetry, catching the attention of our intrepid research team. As we dived into the data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, we braced ourselves for a bewilderingly bumpy ride through spreadsheets and scatter plots, armed with a blend of curiosity and cautious skepticism.
The concept of dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption locking arms and waltzing through the statistical data may evoke visions of a mismatched dancing duo, akin to a sumo wrestler and a figure skater competing in a tango contest. However, history has proven time and again that the most unexpected pairings sometimes yield the most fascinating discoveries, like stumbling upon a diamond ring in a pile of discarded candy wrappers.
In the pages that follow, we invite you to join us on this whimsical journey through the intertwined worlds of dietary science and petroleum economics. Our findings not only raised eyebrows but also triggered innumerable opportunities for puns, wordplay, and comical observations that would make even the most austere of academics crack a smile. So, fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollicking ride through the wacky realm of dietetic technicians and the ever-surprising petroleum puzzle.
[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data from 2005 to 2021 revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8355909, with an r-squared of 0.6982121 and p < 0.01, indicating a remarkably strong and statistically significant relationship between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius. The results left us feeling both bewildered and tickled pink, much like stumbling upon a clownfish wearing a top hat.
Fig. 1 showcases the scatterplot that vividly illustrates the robust correlation between these two seemingly disparate variables. It's like witnessing a magical dance between a pineapple and a penguin – odd, yet strangely captivating.
The findings of our study not only challenge conventional wisdom but also raise a plethora of perplexing questions worthy of further exploration. How is it that the presence of dietetic technicians in Hawaii appears to influence the petroleum consumption patterns in Mauritius? Could it be that the mere thought of dietary science sends the global petroleum market into an irrepressible frenzy? The possibilities are as mystifying as a disappearing rabbit in a magician's hat.
As scholars, we are left not only with a newfound appreciation for the quirky interconnectedness of our world but also a trove of jokes and puns that could fill a library – or at least a comedy club. The peculiar camaraderie between dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption beckons us to peer through the looking glass of statistical analysis and embrace the enigmatic oddities that make the world of research a delightfully perplexing playground.
In summarizing, our findings not only validate the existence of an unexpected connection between these two disparate realms, but they also present a tantalizing conundrum for future investigations. As we peer into the abyss of statistical inexplicability, we are reminded that sometimes, the most nonsensical pairings yield the most intriguing discoveries, akin to discovering a dancing elephant in a hall of mirrors.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our research has unearthed a bountiful blend of statistical correlation and colorful comedic fodder in the realm of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius. The remarkably strong and statistically significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables has left us feeling as bewildered as a penguin stumbling upon a pair of flamboyant socks.
As we ponder the confounding conundrum of the dietetic-petroleum tango, we find ourselves pondering questions that are as enigmatic as a cat with a riddle. Does the mere presence of dietetic technicians send petroleum consumption into a tailspin, or is there a surreptitious dance party happening in the statistical shadows? The answers remain as elusive as beachgoers searching for sunken treasure beneath the waves of statistical data.
With the results of our study in hand, we are reminded that the wacky world of research is a carnival of curiosities, where even the most absurd connections can yield compelling insights and a cornucopia of puns. Much like a clown car that keeps producing unexpected passengers, the relationship between dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption continues to surprise and delight with its whimsical pertinacity.
In light of these findings, we assert that no further research is needed in this offbeat and undeniably amusing realm. Our zany expedition into the world of dietetic technicians and petroleum pizzazz has not only deepened our appreciation for the marvelously nonsensical nature of statistical relationships but also replenished the stockpile of scholar-approved quips and jests.
In essence, our study has not only brought to light a baffling correlation but also provided a hearty dose of levity to the often-serious realm of academic research. As we bid adieu to this delightfully quirky journey, we can't help but express our gratitude for the chance to delve into the fabulous fusion of dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption. It's been a wild ride, and we wouldn't have had it any other way. Cheers to the utterly unexpected, for it is in the whimsical oddities that the true joy of research shines brightest.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Dietetic Technicians in Hawaii and Petroleum Pizzazz: A Quirky Correlation. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Culinary Chemistry and Curious Connections
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Dietetic Technicians in Hawaii and Petroleum Pizzazz: A Quirky Correlation. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Association for Quirky Correlations in Nutrition Science
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Dietetic Technicians in Hawaii and Petroleum Pizzazz: A Quirky Correlation with an abstract of In this unconventional study, we embarked on a peculiar journey to investigate the unexpected link between the number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii and petroleum consumption in Mauritius. Combining data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, our research team delved into this utterly offbeat connection, leading us into a whimsical world of statistical analysis.
As we crunched the numbers and waded through spreadsheets, we discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8355909 and p < 0.01 for the perplexing period spanning from 2005 to 2021. Our findings not only left us scratching our heads but also prompted a series of puns and wacky observations that would make even the most serious of scholars chuckle.
While the relationship between dietetic technicians and petroleum consumption may seem like a classic case of "apples and oranges," our research sheds light on the uncanny and inexplicable interconnectedness that permeates the fabric of our world. From tropical islands to far-flung nations, it appears that the world of dietetics and petroleum is intertwined in a comically convoluted dance. Join us on this zany journey as we unearth the conundrum of dietetic technicians and the petroleum puzzle.
ChatGPT:
dietetic technicians, Hawaii, petroleum consumption, Mauritius, correlation analysis, statistical analysis, Bureau of Labor Statistics, Energy Information Administration, data analysis, research findings, research study, unusual correlations, whimsical statistics, peculiar connections, humorous research, unconventional relationships
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The number of dietetic technicians in HawaiiDetailed data title: BLS estimate of dietetic technicians in Hawaii
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii
Petroluem consumption in Mauritius
Detailed data title: Volume of petroluem consumption consumed in Mauritius in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Petroluem consumption in Mauritius
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.6982121 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 69.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Petroluem consumption in Mauritius) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii) over the 17 years from 2005 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.0E-5. 0.0000296448294047460700000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.84 in 0.003% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 33,733 random variables You don't actually need 33 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 16 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 16 because we have two variables measured over a period of 17 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.59, 0.94 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
The number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii (Dietetic Technicians) | 70 | 80 | 70 | 30 | 40 | 150 | 130 | 140 | 60 | 60 | 80 | 90 | 200 | 230 | 220 | 160 | 120 |
Petroluem consumption in Mauritius (Million Barrels/Day) | 22.6812 | 22.7247 | 22.7173 | 22.3222 | 22.1153 | 23.5085 | 25.0506 | 24.8669 | 24.9618 | 25.7246 | 26.2218 | 28.2543 | 31.6521 | 34.3067 | 36.6761 | 29.4123 | 29.4548 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([70,80,70,30,40,150,130,140,60,60,80,90,200,230,220,160,120,])
array_2 = np.array([22.6812,22.7247,22.7173,22.3222,22.1153,23.5085,25.0506,24.8669,24.9618,25.7246,26.2218,28.2543,31.6521,34.3067,36.6761,29.4123,29.4548,])
array_1_name = "The number of dietetic technicians in Hawaii"
array_2_name = "Petroluem consumption in Mauritius"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 3326 · Black Variable ID: 17570 · Red Variable ID: 24684