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As GMO corn production in Indiana rose, so did the spirit of fertility, leading to a baby boom on the other side of the world. It's like the corn was whispering sweet, baby-making secrets to the land down under. Who knew that the key to the population growth in Australia was being sown in the fields of Indiana all along?Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an image with a realistic aesthetic, showing a sweeping expanse of a vibrant GMO cornfield in Indiana. The rows of corn gently sway in the breeze under the golden sunlight, exuding a lively, cheerful atmosphere. Amidst this scene, a wave of joyous new life blossoms across the vast Australian outback. Newborns, filled with delight, giggle and squirm in the embrace of the natural surroundings, as though they have caught onto the corn's cheerful spirit and are eagerly welcoming a bountiful future. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in corn grown in Indiana and Total number of live births in Australia. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Surrealism Realistic Celtic art Oragami Hyper-realistic
ChatGPT: Realistic
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in corn grown in Indiana and Total number of live births in Australia, in the following situation: The GMO corn in Indiana is so fruitful that it's spreading its "corny" sense of humor worldwide, causing Australians to "pop" out more babies in a "maize" frenzy of fertility! It's like the corn is saying, "Let's shuck and roll, mates!". Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a sprawling field in Indiana, rows of vibrant GMO corn sway in the breeze under the golden sun. Amidst the laughter of the corn, a wave of joyous new life blossoms across the vast Australian outback. Newborns giggle and squirm in sheer delight, as if they've caught onto the corn's cheerful spirit and embraced a bountiful future.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Realistic ] and depicting this scene: In a sprawling field in Indiana, rows of vibrant GMO corn sway in the breeze under the golden sun. Amidst the laughter of the corn, a wave of joyous new life blossoms across the vast Australian outback. Newborns giggle and squirm in sheer delight, as if they've caught onto the corn's cheerful spirit and embraced a bountiful future. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an image with a realistic aesthetic, showing a sweeping expanse of a vibrant GMO cornfield in Indiana. The rows of corn gently sway in the breeze under the golden sunlight, exuding a lively, cheerful atmosphere. Amidst this scene, a wave of joyous new life blossoms across the vast Australian outback. Newborns, filled with delight, giggle and squirm in the embrace of the natural surroundings, as though they have caught onto the corn's cheerful spirit and are eagerly welcoming a bountiful future.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in GMO use in corn grown in Indiana caused Total number of live births in Australia to increase.
AI academic paper
The Maizey Connection: Unearthing the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Indiana and Australian Live Births The Journal of Transcontinental Agricultural Impacts Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Indiana and Total number of live births in Australia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title a clever pun.
Your research team used data from USDA and Wikipedia to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9773940 and p < 0.01 for 2000 to 2022.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Maizey Connection: Unearthing the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Indiana and Australian Live Births
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in the heartland of Indiana and the total number of live births in the Land Down Under. This seemingly peculiar investigation was prompted by a curiosity to examine the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate agricultural practices and their potential impact on global demographic trends. Leveraging data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the fount of knowledge that is Wikipedia, our research team embarked on a journey to unearth any correlations between these two variables.
Our rigorous analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9773940, accompanied by a minuscule p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 2000 to 2022. These findings engender questions about the interconnected nature of global agricultural practices and their unexpected potential to influence demographic phenomena in far-flung lands. As we continue to unravel the mystique of these findings, it is clear that the field of agricultural demographics harbors unanticipated surprises, much like a cornfield concealing a hidden cob.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Indiana and Total number of live births in Australia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Maizey Connection: Unearthing the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Indiana and Australian Live Births
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in the heartland of Indiana and the total number of live births in the Land Down Under. This seemingly peculiar investigation was prompted by a curiosity to examine the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate agricultural practices and their potential impact on global demographic trends. Leveraging data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the fount of knowledge that is Wikipedia, our research team embarked on a journey to unearth any correlations between these two variables.
Our rigorous analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9773940, accompanied by a minuscule p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 2000 to 2022. These findings engender questions about the interconnected nature of global agricultural practices and their unexpected potential to influence demographic phenomena in far-flung lands. As we continue to unravel the mystique of these findings, it is clear that the field of agricultural demographics harbors unanticipated surprises, much like a cornfield concealing a hidden cob.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
With the advent of GMOs in agriculture, the debate has often centered on their impact on crop yields, pest resistance, and environmental sustainability. However, our research hones in on a seemingly unconventional aspect – the potential connection between the use of GMO corn in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia. It's a bit like playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, only with corn and babies.
This unorthodox investigation was sparked by the realization that agriculture, like life, is an intricate web of interconnected processes. As we delved into this cornucopia of data, we were driven by an insatiable curiosity to uncover any unexpected link between GMO cornfields in the American heartland and maternity wards half a world away. It's like stumbling upon a kernel of truth buried within the cobweb of agricultural statistics.
Armed with data from the USDA and the all-knowing Wikipedia, we set out on a quest to sift through the rows of numbers and statistics to reveal any kernels of correlation between these seemingly disparate variables. The journey had its share of curveballs, almost like navigating a corn maze in the dead of night, but our team persevered, undeterred by the stalk-iness of the task at hand.
The results of our rigorous analysis left us both astounded and amused, akin to finding a golden ear of corn in a field of mundane kernels. The correlation coefficient we uncovered seemed almost too good to be true, prompting double and triple-checking of our methods to ensure this wasn't just a statistical fluke. But like the persistent growth of corn in the fertile Midwest soil, our findings stood firm, revealing a striking correlation that piqued our academic curiosity.
As we venture further into the labyrinth of agricultural demographics, our study serves as a gentle reminder that amidst the tangled vines of data lie unforeseen connections, waiting to be plucked like ripe corn from the stalk. Just as the humble maize has transcended its origins to become a global staple, our research unveils the potential for agricultural practices to traverse continents and, in this case, potentially influence demographic trends in a land far, far away. Join us as we uncover the Maizey Connection and challenge the boundaries of conventional agricultural wisdom.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Indiana and Total number of live births in Australia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Maizey Connection: Unearthing the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Indiana and Australian Live Births
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in the heartland of Indiana and the total number of live births in the Land Down Under. This seemingly peculiar investigation was prompted by a curiosity to examine the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate agricultural practices and their potential impact on global demographic trends. Leveraging data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the fount of knowledge that is Wikipedia, our research team embarked on a journey to unearth any correlations between these two variables.
Our rigorous analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9773940, accompanied by a minuscule p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 2000 to 2022. These findings engender questions about the interconnected nature of global agricultural practices and their unexpected potential to influence demographic phenomena in far-flung lands. As we continue to unravel the mystique of these findings, it is clear that the field of agricultural demographics harbors unanticipated surprises, much like a cornfield concealing a hidden cob.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
With the advent of GMOs in agriculture, the debate has often centered on their impact on crop yields, pest resistance, and environmental sustainability. However, our research hones in on a seemingly unconventional aspect – the potential connection between the use of GMO corn in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia. It's a bit like playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, only with corn and babies.
This unorthodox investigation was sparked by the realization that agriculture, like life, is an intricate web of interconnected processes. As we delved into this cornucopia of data, we were driven by an insatiable curiosity to uncover any unexpected link between GMO cornfields in the American heartland and maternity wards half a world away. It's like stumbling upon a kernel of truth buried within the cobweb of agricultural statistics.
Armed with data from the USDA and the all-knowing Wikipedia, we set out on a quest to sift through the rows of numbers and statistics to reveal any kernels of correlation between these seemingly disparate variables. The journey had its share of curveballs, almost like navigating a corn maze in the dead of night, but our team persevered, undeterred by the stalk-iness of the task at hand.
The results of our rigorous analysis left us both astounded and amused, akin to finding a golden ear of corn in a field of mundane kernels. The correlation coefficient we uncovered seemed almost too good to be true, prompting double and triple-checking of our methods to ensure this wasn't just a statistical fluke. But like the persistent growth of corn in the fertile Midwest soil, our findings stood firm, revealing a striking correlation that piqued our academic curiosity.
As we venture further into the labyrinth of agricultural demographics, our study serves as a gentle reminder that amidst the tangled vines of data lie unforeseen connections, waiting to be plucked like ripe corn from the stalk. Just as the humble maize has transcended its origins to become a global staple, our research unveils the potential for agricultural practices to traverse continents and, in this case, potentially influence demographic trends in a land far, far away. Join us as we uncover the Maizey Connection and challenge the boundaries of conventional agricultural wisdom.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
To investigate the relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia, our pursuit led us to consult a myriad of scholarly works and sources. Our quest for understanding veered us toward empirical studies and theoretical works that, on the surface, seemed to have little to do with corn or childbirth, but they did indeed offer valuable insights.
In "The Agrarian Question" by Karl Kautsky, the authors expound upon the social and economic dynamics of agricultural production. While Kautsky's work primarily engages with the larger framework of agriculture and capitalism, the parallels between the cornfields of Indiana and Australia's birthing patterns subtly emerge, much like a cornstalk peeking out amongst other crops.
Subsequently, Delving into the realms of applied economics, "The Economics of Agricultural Development" by George Edward Schuh provides a comprehensive overview of the factors influencing agricultural progress. While the book doesn't explicitly delve into GMOs or childbirth, the kernels of truth embedded within its discussions about agricultural technology and demographic shifts offered unexpected parallels to our investigation. One might say we found a "corny" connection where we least expected it.
The inclusion of non-fiction works vital in providing the theoretical framework for our analysis extends to "Silent Spring" by Rachel Carson and "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan. These groundbreaking pieces, while not directly related to our research topic, serve as a reminder of the broader implications of agricultural practices and genetically modified organisms on the global ecosystem. It's almost as if we can hear the corn whispering secrets about the interconnected web of life.
In a twist that might seem unconventional, we also drew inspiration from the literary world. The dystopian themes in Margaret Atwood's "Oryx and Crake" and the mysteriously linked lives in David Mitchell's "Cloud Atlas" stirred our imaginations. While some might find this departure from conventional sources peculiar, the parallel threads of interconnectedness and unforeseen consequences resonated with our exploration of the Maizey Connection.
Furthermore, our journey through social media yielded intriguing posts that seemed tangentially related to our investigation. A tweet from @GMOcornEnthusiast presented a whimsical yet potentially relevant anecdote about a farmer in Indiana who named his prized GMO cornstalks after famous Australian celebrities, speculating that this quirky homage might have unknowingly impacted Australian live births through some cosmic, corny connection. While this account was more lighthearted than scholarly, it underscored the pervasive fascination with the unexpected connections that our research aims to uncover.
In summary, while our literature review may have ventured beyond the conventional realm of agricultural and demographic studies, it has enriched our understanding of the intricate tapestry of influences that shape the Maizey Connection. As we proceed to unravel the mystery shrouding this unexpected correlation, it's clear that our foray into unexpected sources has added a pop of flavor to our maize-infused exploration.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Indiana and Total number of live births in Australia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Wikipedia . You used data from 2000 to 2022
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Maizey Connection: Unearthing the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Indiana and Australian Live Births
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in the heartland of Indiana and the total number of live births in the Land Down Under. This seemingly peculiar investigation was prompted by a curiosity to examine the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate agricultural practices and their potential impact on global demographic trends. Leveraging data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the fount of knowledge that is Wikipedia, our research team embarked on a journey to unearth any correlations between these two variables.
Our rigorous analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9773940, accompanied by a minuscule p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 2000 to 2022. These findings engender questions about the interconnected nature of global agricultural practices and their unexpected potential to influence demographic phenomena in far-flung lands. As we continue to unravel the mystique of these findings, it is clear that the field of agricultural demographics harbors unanticipated surprises, much like a cornfield concealing a hidden cob.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
With the advent of GMOs in agriculture, the debate has often centered on their impact on crop yields, pest resistance, and environmental sustainability. However, our research hones in on a seemingly unconventional aspect – the potential connection between the use of GMO corn in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia. It's a bit like playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, only with corn and babies.
This unorthodox investigation was sparked by the realization that agriculture, like life, is an intricate web of interconnected processes. As we delved into this cornucopia of data, we were driven by an insatiable curiosity to uncover any unexpected link between GMO cornfields in the American heartland and maternity wards half a world away. It's like stumbling upon a kernel of truth buried within the cobweb of agricultural statistics.
Armed with data from the USDA and the all-knowing Wikipedia, we set out on a quest to sift through the rows of numbers and statistics to reveal any kernels of correlation between these seemingly disparate variables. The journey had its share of curveballs, almost like navigating a corn maze in the dead of night, but our team persevered, undeterred by the stalk-iness of the task at hand.
The results of our rigorous analysis left us both astounded and amused, akin to finding a golden ear of corn in a field of mundane kernels. The correlation coefficient we uncovered seemed almost too good to be true, prompting double and triple-checking of our methods to ensure this wasn't just a statistical fluke. But like the persistent growth of corn in the fertile Midwest soil, our findings stood firm, revealing a striking correlation that piqued our academic curiosity.
As we venture further into the labyrinth of agricultural demographics, our study serves as a gentle reminder that amidst the tangled vines of data lie unforeseen connections, waiting to be plucked like ripe corn from the stalk. Just as the humble maize has transcended its origins to become a global staple, our research unveils the potential for agricultural practices to traverse continents and, in this case, potentially influence demographic trends in a land far, far away. Join us as we uncover the Maizey Connection and challenge the boundaries of conventional agricultural wisdom.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To embark on our quest to unravel the Maizey Connection, we gathered a trove of data from the vast expanse of the internet, primarily relying on sources like the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the omniscient oracle of knowledge, Wikipedia. Our data collection spanned the years from 2000 to 2022, allowing us to capture a broad swath of maizey history.
Using a ferociously meticulous approach, we huddled around our digital hearth to meticulously compile statistics on the use of GMO corn in the picturesque fields of Indiana. This involved traversing through a maze of agricultural reports, sifting through countless numbers that resembled the seeds of statistical truth, hoping to uncover a golden correlation hidden among the cobwebs of data.
Simultaneously, we gallivanted through the jungles of demographic reports, enlisting the help of population data to tally the number of live births in the far-off land of Australia. This entailed navigating through labyrinthine databases, akin to finding our way through a corn maze on a moonless night, all the while vigilant for any kernels of correlation that might emerge from the fields of numbers.
A key aspect of our methodology involved employing statistical analysis techniques that were as robust as the stalks of corn in a Midwest summer. With the aid of these tools, we prodded and poked at the data, subjecting it to rigorous scrutiny to discern whether there was more to this Maizey Connection than mere happenstance.
Our statistical ringmaster, the trusty correlation coefficient, led the charge in unveiling the potential interplay between GMO corn in Indiana and the number of live births in the distant Australian shores. The dance of p-values further lent credence to the patterns we observed, providing a numerical stamp of approval that propelled us closer to untangling the enigma at hand.
Ultimately, our research methodology took us through a whirlwind of data, statistics, and the occasional corny pun, but it led us to the cornclusion that there is indeed a connection – a correlation that defies geographical boundaries and carries implications that stretch beyond the agricultural landscape.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Indiana and Total number of live births in Australia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Wikipedia .
For the time period 2000 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9773940, r-squared of 0.9552990, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Maizey Connection: Unearthing the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Indiana and Australian Live Births
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in the heartland of Indiana and the total number of live births in the Land Down Under. This seemingly peculiar investigation was prompted by a curiosity to examine the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate agricultural practices and their potential impact on global demographic trends. Leveraging data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the fount of knowledge that is Wikipedia, our research team embarked on a journey to unearth any correlations between these two variables.
Our rigorous analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9773940, accompanied by a minuscule p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 2000 to 2022. These findings engender questions about the interconnected nature of global agricultural practices and their unexpected potential to influence demographic phenomena in far-flung lands. As we continue to unravel the mystique of these findings, it is clear that the field of agricultural demographics harbors unanticipated surprises, much like a cornfield concealing a hidden cob.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
With the advent of GMOs in agriculture, the debate has often centered on their impact on crop yields, pest resistance, and environmental sustainability. However, our research hones in on a seemingly unconventional aspect – the potential connection between the use of GMO corn in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia. It's a bit like playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, only with corn and babies.
This unorthodox investigation was sparked by the realization that agriculture, like life, is an intricate web of interconnected processes. As we delved into this cornucopia of data, we were driven by an insatiable curiosity to uncover any unexpected link between GMO cornfields in the American heartland and maternity wards half a world away. It's like stumbling upon a kernel of truth buried within the cobweb of agricultural statistics.
Armed with data from the USDA and the all-knowing Wikipedia, we set out on a quest to sift through the rows of numbers and statistics to reveal any kernels of correlation between these seemingly disparate variables. The journey had its share of curveballs, almost like navigating a corn maze in the dead of night, but our team persevered, undeterred by the stalk-iness of the task at hand.
The results of our rigorous analysis left us both astounded and amused, akin to finding a golden ear of corn in a field of mundane kernels. The correlation coefficient we uncovered seemed almost too good to be true, prompting double and triple-checking of our methods to ensure this wasn't just a statistical fluke. But like the persistent growth of corn in the fertile Midwest soil, our findings stood firm, revealing a striking correlation that piqued our academic curiosity.
As we venture further into the labyrinth of agricultural demographics, our study serves as a gentle reminder that amidst the tangled vines of data lie unforeseen connections, waiting to be plucked like ripe corn from the stalk. Just as the humble maize has transcended its origins to become a global staple, our research unveils the potential for agricultural practices to traverse continents and, in this case, potentially influence demographic trends in a land far, far away. Join us as we uncover the Maizey Connection and challenge the boundaries of conventional agricultural wisdom.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation unveiled a remarkably robust correlation between the use of GMO corn in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9773940, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This substantial correlation hints at a potential intercontinental influence that reaches from the cornfields of Indiana to the maternity wards of Australia, as if the tendrils of agricultural practices have extended across oceans and continents to impact birth rates a world away.
The r-squared value of 0.9552990 further substantiates the strength of this relationship, suggesting that approximately 95.5% of the variability in Australian live births can be explained by the utilization of GMO corn in Indiana. It's as if the GMO corn's influence stretches far beyond mere crop production, branching out into the unexpected realm of demographic trends. This finding prompts us to contemplate the ways in which agricultural practices may echo across the globe, exerting unforeseen effects on human populations, much like the rippling effects of a stone cast into a tranquil pond.
The minuscule p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis and accept that there is indeed a significant association between GMO corn usage in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia during the period from 2000 to 2022. This statistical significance underscores the importance of further exploring the mechanisms underlying this intriguing correlation, akin to unraveling the layers of a particularly enigmatic corn husk to reveal the unexpected within.
Our findings are encapsulated in Figure 1, a scatterplot that visually portrays the strong correlation between the use of GMO corn in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia. This visually striking representation reinforces the strength of the relationship we have uncovered, serving as a visual testament to the unexpected interconnectedness of seemingly distant agricultural practices and demographic phenomena. It's almost as if the corn kernels of Indiana have disseminated their influence far beyond the soil, germinating in the birth rates of a land across the vast expanse of oceans.
Our results not only prompt further investigation into the unanticipated impact of agricultural practices on global demographic trends but also invoke a sense of awe at the intricate interconnectedness of our world, as if life itself spreads and intertwines like the sprawling tendrils of a corn plant. The Maizey Connection, as we have come to call it, stands as a testament to the unpredictability and interconnectedness of our global agricultural and demographic landscape, much like a tangle of cornstalks revealing unexpected ties and relationships waiting to be unearthed.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Indiana and Total number of live births in Australia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
The Maizey Connection: Unearthing the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Indiana and Australian Live Births
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in the heartland of Indiana and the total number of live births in the Land Down Under. This seemingly peculiar investigation was prompted by a curiosity to examine the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate agricultural practices and their potential impact on global demographic trends. Leveraging data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the fount of knowledge that is Wikipedia, our research team embarked on a journey to unearth any correlations between these two variables.
Our rigorous analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9773940, accompanied by a minuscule p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 2000 to 2022. These findings engender questions about the interconnected nature of global agricultural practices and their unexpected potential to influence demographic phenomena in far-flung lands. As we continue to unravel the mystique of these findings, it is clear that the field of agricultural demographics harbors unanticipated surprises, much like a cornfield concealing a hidden cob.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
To investigate the relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia, our pursuit led us to consult a myriad of scholarly works and sources. Our quest for understanding veered us toward empirical studies and theoretical works that, on the surface, seemed to have little to do with corn or childbirth, but they did indeed offer valuable insights.
In "The Agrarian Question" by Karl Kautsky, the authors expound upon the social and economic dynamics of agricultural production. While Kautsky's work primarily engages with the larger framework of agriculture and capitalism, the parallels between the cornfields of Indiana and Australia's birthing patterns subtly emerge, much like a cornstalk peeking out amongst other crops.
Subsequently, Delving into the realms of applied economics, "The Economics of Agricultural Development" by George Edward Schuh provides a comprehensive overview of the factors influencing agricultural progress. While the book doesn't explicitly delve into GMOs or childbirth, the kernels of truth embedded within its discussions about agricultural technology and demographic shifts offered unexpected parallels to our investigation. One might say we found a "corny" connection where we least expected it.
The inclusion of non-fiction works vital in providing the theoretical framework for our analysis extends to "Silent Spring" by Rachel Carson and "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan. These groundbreaking pieces, while not directly related to our research topic, serve as a reminder of the broader implications of agricultural practices and genetically modified organisms on the global ecosystem. It's almost as if we can hear the corn whispering secrets about the interconnected web of life.
In a twist that might seem unconventional, we also drew inspiration from the literary world. The dystopian themes in Margaret Atwood's "Oryx and Crake" and the mysteriously linked lives in David Mitchell's "Cloud Atlas" stirred our imaginations. While some might find this departure from conventional sources peculiar, the parallel threads of interconnectedness and unforeseen consequences resonated with our exploration of the Maizey Connection.
Furthermore, our journey through social media yielded intriguing posts that seemed tangentially related to our investigation. A tweet from @GMOcornEnthusiast presented a whimsical yet potentially relevant anecdote about a farmer in Indiana who named his prized GMO cornstalks after famous Australian celebrities, speculating that this quirky homage might have unknowingly impacted Australian live births through some cosmic, corny connection. While this account was more lighthearted than scholarly, it underscored the pervasive fascination with the unexpected connections that our research aims to uncover.
In summary, while our literature review may have ventured beyond the conventional realm of agricultural and demographic studies, it has enriched our understanding of the intricate tapestry of influences that shape the Maizey Connection. As we proceed to unravel the mystery shrouding this unexpected correlation, it's clear that our foray into unexpected sources has added a pop of flavor to our maize-infused exploration.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation unveiled a remarkably robust correlation between the use of GMO corn in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9773940, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This substantial correlation hints at a potential intercontinental influence that reaches from the cornfields of Indiana to the maternity wards of Australia, as if the tendrils of agricultural practices have extended across oceans and continents to impact birth rates a world away.
The r-squared value of 0.9552990 further substantiates the strength of this relationship, suggesting that approximately 95.5% of the variability in Australian live births can be explained by the utilization of GMO corn in Indiana. It's as if the GMO corn's influence stretches far beyond mere crop production, branching out into the unexpected realm of demographic trends. This finding prompts us to contemplate the ways in which agricultural practices may echo across the globe, exerting unforeseen effects on human populations, much like the rippling effects of a stone cast into a tranquil pond.
The minuscule p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis and accept that there is indeed a significant association between GMO corn usage in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia during the period from 2000 to 2022. This statistical significance underscores the importance of further exploring the mechanisms underlying this intriguing correlation, akin to unraveling the layers of a particularly enigmatic corn husk to reveal the unexpected within.
Our findings are encapsulated in Figure 1, a scatterplot that visually portrays the strong correlation between the use of GMO corn in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia. This visually striking representation reinforces the strength of the relationship we have uncovered, serving as a visual testament to the unexpected interconnectedness of seemingly distant agricultural practices and demographic phenomena. It's almost as if the corn kernels of Indiana have disseminated their influence far beyond the soil, germinating in the birth rates of a land across the vast expanse of oceans.
Our results not only prompt further investigation into the unanticipated impact of agricultural practices on global demographic trends but also invoke a sense of awe at the intricate interconnectedness of our world, as if life itself spreads and intertwines like the sprawling tendrils of a corn plant. The Maizey Connection, as we have come to call it, stands as a testament to the unpredictability and interconnectedness of our global agricultural and demographic landscape, much like a tangle of cornstalks revealing unexpected ties and relationships waiting to be unearthed.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
Our study has illuminated a fascinating connection between the use of GMO corn in the heartland of Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia, raising eyebrow-raising implications about the global reach of agricultural practices. Building on the unexpected yet intriguing motives outlined in our literature review, we have not only confirmed but amplified the findings of prior research. In doing so, we have peeled away the layers of the corn husk to reveal the corn-y truth behind this "Maizey" Connection.
The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9773940 fortified our initial suspicions, mirroring the patterns delineated by Kautsky's theoretical explorations. Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9552990 mirrors the unyielding tenacity of a cornstalk, underscoring the substantial influence of GMO corn in Indiana on Australian live births that reverberates, dare we say, across oceans and continents. It's as if the tendrils of agricultural practices have propagated beyond mere crop cultivation to envelop the childbirth rates of a land down under. Our findings reinforce the potential ramifications brought to the fore by Schuh's terse discourse on agricultural technology and demographic shifts, which suggests that the influence of GMO corn may extend even further than expected.
The extraordinary p-value of less than 0.01 confidently dismisses any doubt, synonymous with shelling off the cob to reveal the kernels within, as our results reflect a notable influence transcending geographical boundaries. The pictorial representation of our findings in Figure 1 resonates with the whimsical yet potentially relevant anecdote unearthed from social media, illustrating the unexpected yet essential role of non-scholarly sources in our quest to uncover the truth behind the enigmatic Maizey Connection.
The unexpected nature of our findings underscores the interconnected tapestry of influences that shape our world, thereby validating the importance of extending our investigation to untangle the intricate web of connections that embody the Maizey Connection. As we peel back the layers of this corn husk, we are reminded that even the most otherworldly connections can hold kernels of truth, waiting to be uncovered.
The Maizey Connection serves as a quirky yet vital parable, reminding researchers not to overlook the potential dynamism of seemingly disparate variables. As we exhume the implications of our findings, it is evident that the cornfields have spoken, whispering secrets about the corn-nections that bind our global ecosystem. Let us continue to sift through the husk of uncertainty, for within it, a kernel of unexpected understanding awaits.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Indiana and Total number of live births in Australia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Maizey Connection: Unearthing the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Indiana and Australian Live Births
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in the heartland of Indiana and the total number of live births in the Land Down Under. This seemingly peculiar investigation was prompted by a curiosity to examine the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate agricultural practices and their potential impact on global demographic trends. Leveraging data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the fount of knowledge that is Wikipedia, our research team embarked on a journey to unearth any correlations between these two variables.
Our rigorous analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9773940, accompanied by a minuscule p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 2000 to 2022. These findings engender questions about the interconnected nature of global agricultural practices and their unexpected potential to influence demographic phenomena in far-flung lands. As we continue to unravel the mystique of these findings, it is clear that the field of agricultural demographics harbors unanticipated surprises, much like a cornfield concealing a hidden cob.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
With the advent of GMOs in agriculture, the debate has often centered on their impact on crop yields, pest resistance, and environmental sustainability. However, our research hones in on a seemingly unconventional aspect – the potential connection between the use of GMO corn in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia. It's a bit like playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, only with corn and babies.
This unorthodox investigation was sparked by the realization that agriculture, like life, is an intricate web of interconnected processes. As we delved into this cornucopia of data, we were driven by an insatiable curiosity to uncover any unexpected link between GMO cornfields in the American heartland and maternity wards half a world away. It's like stumbling upon a kernel of truth buried within the cobweb of agricultural statistics.
Armed with data from the USDA and the all-knowing Wikipedia, we set out on a quest to sift through the rows of numbers and statistics to reveal any kernels of correlation between these seemingly disparate variables. The journey had its share of curveballs, almost like navigating a corn maze in the dead of night, but our team persevered, undeterred by the stalk-iness of the task at hand.
The results of our rigorous analysis left us both astounded and amused, akin to finding a golden ear of corn in a field of mundane kernels. The correlation coefficient we uncovered seemed almost too good to be true, prompting double and triple-checking of our methods to ensure this wasn't just a statistical fluke. But like the persistent growth of corn in the fertile Midwest soil, our findings stood firm, revealing a striking correlation that piqued our academic curiosity.
As we venture further into the labyrinth of agricultural demographics, our study serves as a gentle reminder that amidst the tangled vines of data lie unforeseen connections, waiting to be plucked like ripe corn from the stalk. Just as the humble maize has transcended its origins to become a global staple, our research unveils the potential for agricultural practices to traverse continents and, in this case, potentially influence demographic trends in a land far, far away. Join us as we uncover the Maizey Connection and challenge the boundaries of conventional agricultural wisdom.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation unveiled a remarkably robust correlation between the use of GMO corn in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9773940, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This substantial correlation hints at a potential intercontinental influence that reaches from the cornfields of Indiana to the maternity wards of Australia, as if the tendrils of agricultural practices have extended across oceans and continents to impact birth rates a world away.
The r-squared value of 0.9552990 further substantiates the strength of this relationship, suggesting that approximately 95.5% of the variability in Australian live births can be explained by the utilization of GMO corn in Indiana. It's as if the GMO corn's influence stretches far beyond mere crop production, branching out into the unexpected realm of demographic trends. This finding prompts us to contemplate the ways in which agricultural practices may echo across the globe, exerting unforeseen effects on human populations, much like the rippling effects of a stone cast into a tranquil pond.
The minuscule p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis and accept that there is indeed a significant association between GMO corn usage in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia during the period from 2000 to 2022. This statistical significance underscores the importance of further exploring the mechanisms underlying this intriguing correlation, akin to unraveling the layers of a particularly enigmatic corn husk to reveal the unexpected within.
Our findings are encapsulated in Figure 1, a scatterplot that visually portrays the strong correlation between the use of GMO corn in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia. This visually striking representation reinforces the strength of the relationship we have uncovered, serving as a visual testament to the unexpected interconnectedness of seemingly distant agricultural practices and demographic phenomena. It's almost as if the corn kernels of Indiana have disseminated their influence far beyond the soil, germinating in the birth rates of a land across the vast expanse of oceans.
Our results not only prompt further investigation into the unanticipated impact of agricultural practices on global demographic trends but also invoke a sense of awe at the intricate interconnectedness of our world, as if life itself spreads and intertwines like the sprawling tendrils of a corn plant. The Maizey Connection, as we have come to call it, stands as a testament to the unpredictability and interconnectedness of our global agricultural and demographic landscape, much like a tangle of cornstalks revealing unexpected ties and relationships waiting to be unearthed.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our study highlights the maizey connection between the usage of GMO corn in Indiana and the total number of live births in Australia. The substantial correlation coefficient and minuscule p-value point to an intriguing relationship that transcends continental boundaries, much like a surprise cob hidden amidst a field of ordinary corn. While our findings leave us pondering the unexpected influence of agricultural practices on demographic phenomena, it also provides an ample serving of food for thought akin to a well-popped bowl of corn kernels.
The strength of the correlation prompts us to consider the potential far-reaching effects of agriculture on global demographics. The r-squared value further emphasizes the considerable variability in Australian live births explained by the utilization of GMO corn in Indiana, as if the tendrils of agricultural practices have weaved an intricate web around the world, touching the lives of unsuspecting populations. The insignificant p-value compellingly advocates for the acknowledgment of this unexpected association, much like a perfectly popped corn kernel demanding attention amidst a sea of unpopped counterparts.
Figure 1 visually encapsulates the robust correlation, serving as a compelling testament to the intertwined nature of seemingly disparate variables. The Maizey Connection is not merely a statistical curiosity but an invitation to delve deeper into the unanticipated repercussions of agricultural practices, akin to unraveling the layers of a particularly mysterious corn husk. Our results invite further exploration as they not only challenge traditional notions of agricultural influence but also underscore the interconnectedness of our globalized world, much like the surprising discovery of a perfectly shaped popcorn amidst a sea of irregular ones.
In light of these revelatory findings, it is clear that no more research is needed in this area. We have well and truly popped the corn on this topic.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Maizey Connection: Unearthing the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Indiana and Australian Live Births. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Transcontinental Agricultural Impacts
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Maizey Connection: Unearthing the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Indiana and Australian Live Births. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
Association for Agricultural Advancements and Genetic Research (AAAGR)
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Maizey Connection: Unearthing the Relationship Between GMO Corn in Indiana and Australian Live Births with an abstract of In this study, we delve into the intriguing relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in the heartland of Indiana and the total number of live births in the Land Down Under. This seemingly peculiar investigation was prompted by a curiosity to examine the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate agricultural practices and their potential impact on global demographic trends. Leveraging data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the fount of knowledge that is Wikipedia, our research team embarked on a journey to unearth any correlations between these two variables.
Our rigorous analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9773940, accompanied by a minuscule p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 2000 to 2022. These findings engender questions about the interconnected nature of global agricultural practices and their unexpected potential to influence demographic phenomena in far-flung lands. As we continue to unravel the mystique of these findings, it is clear that the field of agricultural demographics harbors unanticipated surprises, much like a cornfield concealing a hidden cob.
ChatGPT:
GMO corn, Indiana, Australian live births, genetically modified organism, agriculture, demographic trends, United States Department of Agriculture, correlation coefficient, p-value, global agricultural practices, agricultural demographics
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GMO use in corn grown in IndianaDetailed data title: Percent of all corn planted in Indiana that is genetically modified
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in corn grown in Indiana
Total number of live births in Australia
Source: Wikipedia
See what else correlates with Total number of live births in Australia
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.9552990 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 95.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Total number of live births in Australia) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in corn grown in Indiana) over the 23 years from 2000 through 2022.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.2E-15. 0.0000000000000011831613456478
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.98 in 1.2E-13% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 845,193,264,366,225 random variables You don't actually need 845 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 22 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 22 because we have two variables measured over a period of 23 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.95, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | |
GMO use in corn grown in Indiana (GMO corn %) | 11 | 12 | 13 | 16 | 21 | 26 | 40 | 59 | 78 | 79 | 83 | 85 | 84 | 85 | 88 | 88 | 86 | 87 | 86 | 87 | 86 | 87 | 87 |
Total number of live births in Australia (Live births per year) | 249310 | 247500 | 250988 | 246663 | 249082 | 255934 | 263540 | 274330 | 302300 | 295700 | 297900 | 301617 | 309582 | 308065 | 299697 | 305377 | 311104 | 309142 | 315147 | 305832 | 294369 | 309996 | 300700 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([11,12,13,16,21,26,40,59,78,79,83,85,84,85,88,88,86,87,86,87,86,87,87,])
array_2 = np.array([249310,247500,250988,246663,249082,255934,263540,274330,302300,295700,297900,301617,309582,308065,299697,305377,311104,309142,315147,305832,294369,309996,300700,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in corn grown in Indiana"
array_2_name = "Total number of live births in Australia"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 3303 · Black Variable ID: 754 · Red Variable ID: 51