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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Niko and the second variable is Mastercard's stock price (MA).  The chart goes from 2007 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the popularity of the name Niko grew, more and more parents were subconsciously influenced to give their children names that rhymed with "Niko" such as "Piko" or "Miko". This led to a surge in demand for personalized children's products, with parents wanting everything from custom pacifiers to monogrammed diaper bags. To keep up with this unexpected baby boom in consumer activity, people were swiping their Mastercards left and right, leading to a boost in Mastercard's stock price. The Niko naming trend inadvertently became a catalyst for the economic principle of supply and demand, but for baby goods and financial transactions. Who would have thought that a little name game could have such a big impact on the stock market?

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image of a futuristic city skyline with sleek high-rise buildings. In the center, a prominent digital billboard displays "Niko" in bold, glowing letters amidst a sea of data streams and graphics. The buildings' windows and balconies are adorned with vibrant pets and flourishing plants, each named "Niko," adding pops of color and life to the urban landscape. In the background, a stock market ticker displays the Mastercard (MA) stock price rapidly rising, symbolizing the surge in online transactions as a result of the trending pet and plant Instagram accounts. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Niko and Mastercard's stock price (MA). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Symbolism High-tech a funny image macro Cutsy graphics 3D Pixar Style
ChatGPT: High-tech

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Niko and Mastercard's stock price (MA), in the following situation: Because as the name Niko gained popularity, more people started naming their pets and plants Niko too. This led to a surge in pet and plant Instagram accounts, causing a spike in online purchases and boosting Mastercard's stock price as a result of all those paws-swiping transactions!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling city, a digital billboard flashes with the words "Niko" in bold letters, indicating the rising popularity of the name. Surrounding the billboard, there are a variety of pets and plants peeking out from apartment windows and balconies, all named Niko. Meanwhile, on a nearby stock market ticker, the Mastercard (MA) stock price surges upward, reflecting the increase in online purchases driven by the booming trend of pet and plant Instagram accounts.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ High-tech ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling city, a digital billboard flashes with the words "Niko" in bold letters, indicating the rising popularity of the name. Surrounding the billboard, there are a variety of pets and plants peeking out from apartment windows and balconies, all named Niko. Meanwhile, on a nearby stock market ticker, the Mastercard (MA) stock price surges upward, reflecting the increase in online purchases driven by the booming trend of pet and plant Instagram accounts. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image of a futuristic city skyline with sleek high-rise buildings. In the center, a prominent digital billboard displays "Niko" in bold, glowing letters amidst a sea of data streams and graphics. The buildings' windows and balconies are adorned with vibrant pets and flourishing plants, each named "Niko," adding pops of color and life to the urban landscape. In the background, a stock market ticker displays the Mastercard (MA) stock price rapidly rising, symbolizing the surge in online transactions as a result of the trending pet and plant Instagram accounts.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the first name Niko caused Mastercard's stock price (MA) to increase. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Charging Up the Stock Market: The Niko-nnection Between Name Popularity and Mastercard's Stock Price

Journal of Behavioral Finance and Marketing

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Niko and Mastercard's stock price (MA). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 and p < 0.01 for 2007 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Charging Up the Stock Market: The Niko-nnection Between Name Popularity and Mastercard's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) in the United States. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) from 2007 to 2022, our research team delved into this unique correlation with lighthearted determination. The findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 and a significance level of p < 0.01, indicating a strong and unexpected link between the two seemingly disparate factors. Our findings bring a touch of whimsy to the world of stock market analysis, demonstrating that even the most unconventional variables can hold surprising sway over financial markets. This study aims to showcase that sometimes, when it comes to market trends, the name Niko might just be the key to unlocking an unexpected source of stock market excitement.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Niko and Mastercard's stock price (MA). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Charging Up the Stock Market: The Niko-nnection Between Name Popularity and Mastercard's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) in the United States. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) from 2007 to 2022, our research team delved into this unique correlation with lighthearted determination. The findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 and a significance level of p < 0.01, indicating a strong and unexpected link between the two seemingly disparate factors. Our findings bring a touch of whimsy to the world of stock market analysis, demonstrating that even the most unconventional variables can hold surprising sway over financial markets. This study aims to showcase that sometimes, when it comes to market trends, the name Niko might just be the key to unlocking an unexpected source of stock market excitement.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION

Over the years, researchers have sought to unravel the mysteries of stock market behavior, examining various economic indicators, company performance, and global trends. However, in the midst of this serious pursuit, a lighthearted question emerged: could the popularity of a first name be associated with fluctuations in stock prices? This study explores the whimsical yet perplexing connection between the frequency of the name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) in the United States.

While it may seem like a far-fetched notion, the allure of uncovering an unexpected correlation between seemingly unrelated factors propelled this investigation. With a mixture of curiosity and skepticism, our research team set out to determine whether the ebb and flow of Mastercard's stock price could be influenced by the ebb and flow of the name Niko's popularity. As we delved into the depths of data analysis, our initial skepticism was met with eyebrow-raising findings that piqued our collective interest.

We were met with the striking revelation of a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 and a significance level of p < 0.01, signaling a robust and statistically significant association between the two variables. This revelation evoked both surprise and amusement, prompting us to consider the implications of this unusual discovery.

It is no secret that stock market analysis often involves serious and complex models, with layers of economic theory and financial data interwoven into intricate frameworks. However, our findings shed light on the delightful notion that even the most unexpected variables, such as the popularity of a first name, can exert a noteworthy impact on stock market dynamics. Dare we say, the name Niko might just hold the key to unlocking an unanticipated source of stock market excitement.

This study not only offers a fresh perspective on stock market analysis but also injects a touch of whimsy into a traditionally serious field. By examining the Niko-nnection between name popularity and stock prices, we hope to spark conversations and perhaps a smile or two within the world of financial research. After all, who knew that tracking the rise and fall of a name could add an element of playful intrigue to the world of market analysis? As we embark on this journey of discovery, let us embrace the unexpected and celebrate the possibility that in the realm of finance, the makings of a good pun may just be as valuable as a well-constructed model.



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Niko and Mastercard's stock price (MA). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Charging Up the Stock Market: The Niko-nnection Between Name Popularity and Mastercard's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) in the United States. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) from 2007 to 2022, our research team delved into this unique correlation with lighthearted determination. The findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 and a significance level of p < 0.01, indicating a strong and unexpected link between the two seemingly disparate factors. Our findings bring a touch of whimsy to the world of stock market analysis, demonstrating that even the most unconventional variables can hold surprising sway over financial markets. This study aims to showcase that sometimes, when it comes to market trends, the name Niko might just be the key to unlocking an unexpected source of stock market excitement.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
Over the years, researchers have sought to unravel the mysteries of stock market behavior, examining various economic indicators, company performance, and global trends. However, in the midst of this serious pursuit, a lighthearted question emerged: could the popularity of a first name be associated with fluctuations in stock prices? This study explores the whimsical yet perplexing connection between the frequency of the name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) in the United States.
While it may seem like a far-fetched notion, the allure of uncovering an unexpected correlation between seemingly unrelated factors propelled this investigation. With a mixture of curiosity and skepticism, our research team set out to determine whether the ebb and flow of Mastercard's stock price could be influenced by the ebb and flow of the name Niko's popularity. As we delved into the depths of data analysis, our initial skepticism was met with eyebrow-raising findings that piqued our collective interest.
We were met with the striking revelation of a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 and a significance level of p < 0.01, signaling a robust and statistically significant association between the two variables. This revelation evoked both surprise and amusement, prompting us to consider the implications of this unusual discovery.
It is no secret that stock market analysis often involves serious and complex models, with layers of economic theory and financial data interwoven into intricate frameworks. However, our findings shed light on the delightful notion that even the most unexpected variables, such as the popularity of a first name, can exert a noteworthy impact on stock market dynamics. Dare we say, the name Niko might just hold the key to unlocking an unanticipated source of stock market excitement.
This study not only offers a fresh perspective on stock market analysis but also injects a touch of whimsy into a traditionally serious field. By examining the Niko-nnection between name popularity and stock prices, we hope to spark conversations and perhaps a smile or two within the world of financial research. After all, who knew that tracking the rise and fall of a name could add an element of playful intrigue to the world of market analysis? As we embark on this journey of discovery, let us embrace the unexpected and celebrate the possibility that in the realm of finance, the makings of a good pun may just be as valuable as a well-constructed model.


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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Researchers have long endeavored to unravel the intricate and sometimes confounding relationships within financial markets. In the pursuit of comprehensive analysis, they have examined various economic indicators, organizational performance, and market trends. However, amidst the serious and diligent exploration of these factors, a rather unexpected and whimsical question has emerged: could there be a connection between the frequency of the first name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) in the United States? Thus, this literature review seeks to explore the existing body of knowledge, or lack thereof, on this peculiar but intriguing subject.

Smith (2010) delved into the social psychology of name popularity and its potential implications on individual perception. Doe (2015) showcased the impact of seemingly unrelated variables on financial markets, emphasizing the need for an open-minded approach to market analysis. Additionally, Jones (2018) provided a comprehensive overview of statistical methodologies applicable in uncovering unusual correlations in financial data, laying the groundwork for our own research. However, as we delved further into the literature, we found ourselves navigating a particularly unique and uncharted territory.

In "The Power of Names" by J.K. Rowling, the author made a compelling case for the influence of names on destiny, albeit in a fictional context. Similarly, "The Name of the Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss invited readers to ponder the significance of names in a fantastical world, raising the question of whether the name Niko could hold unsuspected power in the realm of finance. Furthermore, in the television series "The Office," Michael Scott's eccentric stock market predictions added an element of farcical insight into the unpredictable nature of financial markets, prompting us to approach our own research with both diligence and a healthy dose of humor.

Amidst this mélange of serious research and whimsical literature, we ultimately arrive at the crux of our review: the correlation between the popularity of the first name Niko and Mastercard's stock price. While this endeavor may seem lighthearted, our findings unveil a correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 and a significance level of p < 0.01, compelling us to acknowledge the unexpected influence of the name Niko on the stock market. As we transition from the realm of names to the domain of finance, we embrace the quirky and capricious nature of this correlation and seek to shed light on an unexpected dimension of stock market dynamics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Niko and Mastercard's stock price (MA). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2007 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Charging Up the Stock Market: The Niko-nnection Between Name Popularity and Mastercard's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) in the United States. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) from 2007 to 2022, our research team delved into this unique correlation with lighthearted determination. The findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 and a significance level of p < 0.01, indicating a strong and unexpected link between the two seemingly disparate factors. Our findings bring a touch of whimsy to the world of stock market analysis, demonstrating that even the most unconventional variables can hold surprising sway over financial markets. This study aims to showcase that sometimes, when it comes to market trends, the name Niko might just be the key to unlocking an unexpected source of stock market excitement.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
Over the years, researchers have sought to unravel the mysteries of stock market behavior, examining various economic indicators, company performance, and global trends. However, in the midst of this serious pursuit, a lighthearted question emerged: could the popularity of a first name be associated with fluctuations in stock prices? This study explores the whimsical yet perplexing connection between the frequency of the name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) in the United States.
While it may seem like a far-fetched notion, the allure of uncovering an unexpected correlation between seemingly unrelated factors propelled this investigation. With a mixture of curiosity and skepticism, our research team set out to determine whether the ebb and flow of Mastercard's stock price could be influenced by the ebb and flow of the name Niko's popularity. As we delved into the depths of data analysis, our initial skepticism was met with eyebrow-raising findings that piqued our collective interest.
We were met with the striking revelation of a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 and a significance level of p < 0.01, signaling a robust and statistically significant association between the two variables. This revelation evoked both surprise and amusement, prompting us to consider the implications of this unusual discovery.
It is no secret that stock market analysis often involves serious and complex models, with layers of economic theory and financial data interwoven into intricate frameworks. However, our findings shed light on the delightful notion that even the most unexpected variables, such as the popularity of a first name, can exert a noteworthy impact on stock market dynamics. Dare we say, the name Niko might just hold the key to unlocking an unanticipated source of stock market excitement.
This study not only offers a fresh perspective on stock market analysis but also injects a touch of whimsy into a traditionally serious field. By examining the Niko-nnection between name popularity and stock prices, we hope to spark conversations and perhaps a smile or two within the world of financial research. After all, who knew that tracking the rise and fall of a name could add an element of playful intrigue to the world of market analysis? As we embark on this journey of discovery, let us embrace the unexpected and celebrate the possibility that in the realm of finance, the makings of a good pun may just be as valuable as a well-constructed model.


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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Sample Selection:
The process of gathering data involved a comprehensive search across various sources, bringing together a diverse array of information on both the popularity of the name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA). We utilized data from the US Social Security Administration, capturing the trends in the frequency of the name Niko from 2007 to 2022. As for the stock price data, we employed information from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), encompassing the same timeframe. Our choice of data sources aimed to ensure a robust and wide-ranging dataset that represented the fluctuations in both variables over a sufficient period.

Data Compilation and Cleansing:
The first step in wrangling the data involved collating the annual counts of newborns given the name Niko for each year within our study period. This process, at times, felt akin to searching for a needle in a haystack, yet we persisted with the determination of dedicated name detectives. Furthermore, obtaining the daily closing stock prices of Mastercard involved meticulous extraction and verification, as we navigated through the labyrinth of financial data. Of course, a few cups of coffee and several eye rubs were requisite components of this data wrangling expedition.

Correlational Analysis:
With our meticulously assembled dataset in hand, we initiated the analysis of the connection between the popularity of the name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard. Our statistical journey began with the calculation of the Spearman correlation coefficient, a nonparametric method suited to evaluate the relationship between two non-normally distributed variables. This step allowed us to quantify the strength and direction of any monotonic association between the two variables, paving the way for insightful correlations and, dare we say, amusing revelations.

Regression Modeling:
To delve deeper into our investigation, we ventured into the realm of regression modeling, constructing a series of models to examine the potential predictive power of the name Niko's popularity on the stock price of Mastercard. Our models incorporated various control variables to address the potential influence of external factors, ensuring a robust analysis that accounted for the whimsical nature of our research question.

Statistical Testing:
The statistical significance of our findings was assessed through hypothesis testing, where we toiled through p-values and confidence intervals in pursuit of unveiling the underlying relationships between name popularity and stock price movements. Additionally, sensitivity analyses were conducted to scrutinize the stability and robustness of our results, as we navigated the highs and lows of statistical inference with resilience and, might we say, a sprinkle of levity.

Ethical Considerations:
As responsible researchers, we ensured the ethical handling of all data, maintaining the confidentiality and privacy of individuals represented in the datasets. Our dedication to rigorous ethical practices extended to the transparent disclosure of data sources and the avoidance of any biases that could taint the integrity of our study, a commitment upheld with the seriousness of a librarian guarding rare and precious tomes.

In summary, our research employed a blend of seriousness and cheer, mirroring the unexpected fusion of name popularity and stock market dynamics. The methodology adopted sought to reflect the convoluted yet fascinating nature of our investigation, reminding us that in the world of research, a dash of whimsy may just be the catalyst for unveiling captivating connections amidst the numbers and statistics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Niko and Mastercard's stock price (MA). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2007 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9875390, r-squared of 0.9752333, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Charging Up the Stock Market: The Niko-nnection Between Name Popularity and Mastercard's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) in the United States. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) from 2007 to 2022, our research team delved into this unique correlation with lighthearted determination. The findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 and a significance level of p < 0.01, indicating a strong and unexpected link between the two seemingly disparate factors. Our findings bring a touch of whimsy to the world of stock market analysis, demonstrating that even the most unconventional variables can hold surprising sway over financial markets. This study aims to showcase that sometimes, when it comes to market trends, the name Niko might just be the key to unlocking an unexpected source of stock market excitement.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
Over the years, researchers have sought to unravel the mysteries of stock market behavior, examining various economic indicators, company performance, and global trends. However, in the midst of this serious pursuit, a lighthearted question emerged: could the popularity of a first name be associated with fluctuations in stock prices? This study explores the whimsical yet perplexing connection between the frequency of the name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) in the United States.
While it may seem like a far-fetched notion, the allure of uncovering an unexpected correlation between seemingly unrelated factors propelled this investigation. With a mixture of curiosity and skepticism, our research team set out to determine whether the ebb and flow of Mastercard's stock price could be influenced by the ebb and flow of the name Niko's popularity. As we delved into the depths of data analysis, our initial skepticism was met with eyebrow-raising findings that piqued our collective interest.
We were met with the striking revelation of a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 and a significance level of p < 0.01, signaling a robust and statistically significant association between the two variables. This revelation evoked both surprise and amusement, prompting us to consider the implications of this unusual discovery.
It is no secret that stock market analysis often involves serious and complex models, with layers of economic theory and financial data interwoven into intricate frameworks. However, our findings shed light on the delightful notion that even the most unexpected variables, such as the popularity of a first name, can exert a noteworthy impact on stock market dynamics. Dare we say, the name Niko might just hold the key to unlocking an unanticipated source of stock market excitement.
This study not only offers a fresh perspective on stock market analysis but also injects a touch of whimsy into a traditionally serious field. By examining the Niko-nnection between name popularity and stock prices, we hope to spark conversations and perhaps a smile or two within the world of financial research. After all, who knew that tracking the rise and fall of a name could add an element of playful intrigue to the world of market analysis? As we embark on this journey of discovery, let us embrace the unexpected and celebrate the possibility that in the realm of finance, the makings of a good pun may just be as valuable as a well-constructed model.


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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

We made a striking discovery in our investigation of the relationship between the popularity of the first name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) from 2007 to 2022. Our analysis revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9875390, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This finding challenges conventional wisdom and provides a whimsical twist in the world of stock market analysis.

The r-squared value of 0.9752333 further underscores the robustness of the relationship between the popularity of the name Niko and Mastercard's stock price. This high r-squared value suggests that a whopping 97.52% of the variability in Mastercard's stock price can be explained by the frequency of the name Niko. It seems that the name Niko holds more sway over the stock market than one might expect!

Additionally, the significance level of p < 0.01 indicates that the observed correlation is indeed statistically significant, making it quite the anomaly in the realm of financial analysis. It's not every day that a first name waltzes into the world of stock prices with such statistical relevance. Who would have thought that the rhythmic rise and fall of the name Niko could harmonize so closely with the fluctuations of MA stock?

Fig. 1 showcases the scatterplot, vividly illustrating the strong relationship between the popularity of the name Niko and Mastercard's stock price. The clustering of data points aligning with the upward trajectory of the name Niko in popularity mirrors the upward march of Mastercard's stock price. It's as if the name Niko has been swiping and tapping its way into the stock market narrative, leaving a notable imprint on the financial landscape.

In conclusion, our findings provide an unexpected foray into the world of stock market analysis, demonstrating that the name Niko may indeed carry surprising influence over Mastercard's stock price. This study tantalizingly suggests that there may be more to market trends than meets the eye; and perhaps, just perhaps, the name Niko holds the key to unraveling a hitherto unexplored dimension of stock market dynamics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Niko and Mastercard's stock price (MA). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Charging Up the Stock Market: The Niko-nnection Between Name Popularity and Mastercard's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) in the United States. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) from 2007 to 2022, our research team delved into this unique correlation with lighthearted determination. The findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 and a significance level of p < 0.01, indicating a strong and unexpected link between the two seemingly disparate factors. Our findings bring a touch of whimsy to the world of stock market analysis, demonstrating that even the most unconventional variables can hold surprising sway over financial markets. This study aims to showcase that sometimes, when it comes to market trends, the name Niko might just be the key to unlocking an unexpected source of stock market excitement.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Researchers have long endeavored to unravel the intricate and sometimes confounding relationships within financial markets. In the pursuit of comprehensive analysis, they have examined various economic indicators, organizational performance, and market trends. However, amidst the serious and diligent exploration of these factors, a rather unexpected and whimsical question has emerged: could there be a connection between the frequency of the first name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) in the United States? Thus, this literature review seeks to explore the existing body of knowledge, or lack thereof, on this peculiar but intriguing subject.
Smith (2010) delved into the social psychology of name popularity and its potential implications on individual perception. Doe (2015) showcased the impact of seemingly unrelated variables on financial markets, emphasizing the need for an open-minded approach to market analysis. Additionally, Jones (2018) provided a comprehensive overview of statistical methodologies applicable in uncovering unusual correlations in financial data, laying the groundwork for our own research. However, as we delved further into the literature, we found ourselves navigating a particularly unique and uncharted territory.
In "The Power of Names" by J.K. Rowling, the author made a compelling case for the influence of names on destiny, albeit in a fictional context. Similarly, "The Name of the Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss invited readers to ponder the significance of names in a fantastical world, raising the question of whether the name Niko could hold unsuspected power in the realm of finance. Furthermore, in the television series "The Office," Michael Scott's eccentric stock market predictions added an element of farcical insight into the unpredictable nature of financial markets, prompting us to approach our own research with both diligence and a healthy dose of humor.
Amidst this mélange of serious research and whimsical literature, we ultimately arrive at the crux of our review: the correlation between the popularity of the first name Niko and Mastercard's stock price. While this endeavor may seem lighthearted, our findings unveil a correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 and a significance level of p < 0.01, compelling us to acknowledge the unexpected influence of the name Niko on the stock market. As we transition from the realm of names to the domain of finance, we embrace the quirky and capricious nature of this correlation and seek to shed light on an unexpected dimension of stock market dynamics.

[[RESULTS]]
We made a striking discovery in our investigation of the relationship between the popularity of the first name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) from 2007 to 2022. Our analysis revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9875390, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This finding challenges conventional wisdom and provides a whimsical twist in the world of stock market analysis.
The r-squared value of 0.9752333 further underscores the robustness of the relationship between the popularity of the name Niko and Mastercard's stock price. This high r-squared value suggests that a whopping 97.52% of the variability in Mastercard's stock price can be explained by the frequency of the name Niko. It seems that the name Niko holds more sway over the stock market than one might expect!
Additionally, the significance level of p < 0.01 indicates that the observed correlation is indeed statistically significant, making it quite the anomaly in the realm of financial analysis. It's not every day that a first name waltzes into the world of stock prices with such statistical relevance. Who would have thought that the rhythmic rise and fall of the name Niko could harmonize so closely with the fluctuations of MA stock?
Fig. 1 showcases the scatterplot, vividly illustrating the strong relationship between the popularity of the name Niko and Mastercard's stock price. The clustering of data points aligning with the upward trajectory of the name Niko in popularity mirrors the upward march of Mastercard's stock price. It's as if the name Niko has been swiping and tapping its way into the stock market narrative, leaving a notable imprint on the financial landscape.
In conclusion, our findings provide an unexpected foray into the world of stock market analysis, demonstrating that the name Niko may indeed carry surprising influence over Mastercard's stock price. This study tantalizingly suggests that there may be more to market trends than meets the eye; and perhaps, just perhaps, the name Niko holds the key to unraveling a hitherto unexplored dimension of stock market dynamics.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our results unveil an astonishingly robust and significant relationship between the popularity of the first name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) from 2007 to 2022. While some may find the notion of a name influencing a stock price to be nothing short of whimsical, our findings deliver a delightful twist to the world of financial analysis.

Harkening back to the literature review, our study's correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 further supports the notion that seemingly unrelated variables can indeed hold sway over financial markets. It appears that the impact of the name Niko on Mastercard's stock price is not merely fodder for fictional works but a tangible reality evidenced by statistical analysis. Our findings also pay homage to the call for an open-minded approach to market analysis as emphasized by Doe (2015), demonstrating that unconventional variables can harbor unexpected significance in financial dynamics.

The unusually high r-squared value of 0.9752333 further solidifies the surprising influence of the name Niko on the variability of Mastercard's stock price. It seems that the name Niko is more than just a name; it's a market mover. This result brings a touch of whimsy to the world of stock market analysis, shedding light on an unexpected dimension of stock market dynamics, and further bolstering the unusual correlations unveiled by Jones (2018).

Moreover, the significance level of p < 0.01 adds a sparkling shine to our unexpected discovery. While the finance world may often be characterized by its stern demeanor, our findings inject a welcome dose of levity, demonstrating that even the most lighthearted variables can wield influence in the realm of stock market trends.

Our study's outlandish results pave the way for future research to explore the potential mechanisms underlying this correlation. Perhaps there's a Niko out there making a splash in financial decision-making, or maybe the vibrant rhythm of the name itself holds an inexplicable allure for investors and consumers alike. The possibilities are as intriguing as they are amusing.

Ultimately, our research adds a vibrant splash of color to the canvas of financial analysis, showcasing that when it comes to market trends, one shouldn't overlook the Niko-nnection. Who knows, maybe there's a Niko out there holding the key to unlocking an unexpected source of stock market excitement!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Niko and Mastercard's stock price (MA). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Charging Up the Stock Market: The Niko-nnection Between Name Popularity and Mastercard's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) in the United States. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) from 2007 to 2022, our research team delved into this unique correlation with lighthearted determination. The findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 and a significance level of p < 0.01, indicating a strong and unexpected link between the two seemingly disparate factors. Our findings bring a touch of whimsy to the world of stock market analysis, demonstrating that even the most unconventional variables can hold surprising sway over financial markets. This study aims to showcase that sometimes, when it comes to market trends, the name Niko might just be the key to unlocking an unexpected source of stock market excitement.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
Over the years, researchers have sought to unravel the mysteries of stock market behavior, examining various economic indicators, company performance, and global trends. However, in the midst of this serious pursuit, a lighthearted question emerged: could the popularity of a first name be associated with fluctuations in stock prices? This study explores the whimsical yet perplexing connection between the frequency of the name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) in the United States.
While it may seem like a far-fetched notion, the allure of uncovering an unexpected correlation between seemingly unrelated factors propelled this investigation. With a mixture of curiosity and skepticism, our research team set out to determine whether the ebb and flow of Mastercard's stock price could be influenced by the ebb and flow of the name Niko's popularity. As we delved into the depths of data analysis, our initial skepticism was met with eyebrow-raising findings that piqued our collective interest.
We were met with the striking revelation of a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 and a significance level of p < 0.01, signaling a robust and statistically significant association between the two variables. This revelation evoked both surprise and amusement, prompting us to consider the implications of this unusual discovery.
It is no secret that stock market analysis often involves serious and complex models, with layers of economic theory and financial data interwoven into intricate frameworks. However, our findings shed light on the delightful notion that even the most unexpected variables, such as the popularity of a first name, can exert a noteworthy impact on stock market dynamics. Dare we say, the name Niko might just hold the key to unlocking an unanticipated source of stock market excitement.
This study not only offers a fresh perspective on stock market analysis but also injects a touch of whimsy into a traditionally serious field. By examining the Niko-nnection between name popularity and stock prices, we hope to spark conversations and perhaps a smile or two within the world of financial research. After all, who knew that tracking the rise and fall of a name could add an element of playful intrigue to the world of market analysis? As we embark on this journey of discovery, let us embrace the unexpected and celebrate the possibility that in the realm of finance, the makings of a good pun may just be as valuable as a well-constructed model.


[[RESULTS]]
We made a striking discovery in our investigation of the relationship between the popularity of the first name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) from 2007 to 2022. Our analysis revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9875390, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This finding challenges conventional wisdom and provides a whimsical twist in the world of stock market analysis.
The r-squared value of 0.9752333 further underscores the robustness of the relationship between the popularity of the name Niko and Mastercard's stock price. This high r-squared value suggests that a whopping 97.52% of the variability in Mastercard's stock price can be explained by the frequency of the name Niko. It seems that the name Niko holds more sway over the stock market than one might expect!
Additionally, the significance level of p < 0.01 indicates that the observed correlation is indeed statistically significant, making it quite the anomaly in the realm of financial analysis. It's not every day that a first name waltzes into the world of stock prices with such statistical relevance. Who would have thought that the rhythmic rise and fall of the name Niko could harmonize so closely with the fluctuations of MA stock?
Fig. 1 showcases the scatterplot, vividly illustrating the strong relationship between the popularity of the name Niko and Mastercard's stock price. The clustering of data points aligning with the upward trajectory of the name Niko in popularity mirrors the upward march of Mastercard's stock price. It's as if the name Niko has been swiping and tapping its way into the stock market narrative, leaving a notable imprint on the financial landscape.
In conclusion, our findings provide an unexpected foray into the world of stock market analysis, demonstrating that the name Niko may indeed carry surprising influence over Mastercard's stock price. This study tantalizingly suggests that there may be more to market trends than meets the eye; and perhaps, just perhaps, the name Niko holds the key to unraveling a hitherto unexplored dimension of stock market dynamics.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

Our research journey, undoubtedly infused with equal parts of intrigue and humor, has led us to a captivating revelation. The association between the popularity of the name Niko and Mastercard's stock price has emerged as a whimsically compelling phenomenon in the world of financial analysis. We have uncovered a correlation so strong that it practically shouts, "charge it to the game!"

The statistical dance of the correlation coefficient and that impressive r-squared value certainly waltz into uncharted territory, demonstrating that the name Niko is not just a musical hit, but a potential stock market sensation. The significance level of p < 0.01 solidifies this correlation among the ranks of unexpected financial oddities, akin to discovering a hidden treasure in the stock market seas.

As our scatterplot vividly illustrates, the name Niko seems to march in rhythm with Mastercard's stock price, as if they were in syncopated harmony. The pulsating rise and fall of the name Niko mirrors the lively fluctuations of MA stock, as if the ebb and flow of the name were a charge card itself, swiping its siren song through the financial tides.

In closing, our findings present a delightful twist in the tale of stock market analysis, adding a dash of whimsy and wonder to the traditionally serious domain of finance. We believe that this study opens the door to a refreshing perspective on market dynamics, one that suggests that sometimes, the unexpected factors in life – or perhaps, the Nick-o’f-time – can wield an unforeseen impact on stock prices.

In light of these illuminating findings, we assert with a chuckle and a nod that no further research is needed in this area. After all, in the world of finance, the name Niko has proven to be a notable player in the stock market symphony.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Charging Up the Stock Market: The Niko-nnection Between Name Popularity and Mastercard's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Behavioral Finance and Marketing


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Charging Up the Stock Market: The Niko-nnection Between Name Popularity and Mastercard's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Association for Behavioral Economics and Financial Analysis (ABEFA)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Charging Up the Stock Market: The Niko-nnection Between Name Popularity and Mastercard's Stock Price with an abstract of This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Niko and the stock price of Mastercard (MA) in the United States. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) from 2007 to 2022, our research team delved into this unique correlation with lighthearted determination. The findings reveal a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9875390 and a significance level of p < 0.01, indicating a strong and unexpected link between the two seemingly disparate factors. Our findings bring a touch of whimsy to the world of stock market analysis, demonstrating that even the most unconventional variables can hold surprising sway over financial markets. This study aims to showcase that sometimes, when it comes to market trends, the name Niko might just be the key to unlocking an unexpected source of stock market excitement.

ChatGPT:

Niko name popularity, Mastercard stock price, stock market correlation, unconventional variables in stock market analysis, Niko's influence on financial markets, social science data analysis, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv data, stock market trends, whimsical stock market analysis

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Niko
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Niko
Source: US Social Security Administration
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Mastercard's stock price (MA)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Mastercard (MA) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

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Correlation r = 0.9875390 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9752333 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 97.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Mastercard's stock price (MA)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Niko) over the 16 years from 2007 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.2E-12. 0.0000000000012104899127812602
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.99 in 1.2E-10% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 826,111,799,397 random variables You don't actually need 826 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 15 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 15 because we have two variables measured over a period of 16 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.96, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Niko (Babies born)22527928728831536044544243445252255675388411861206
Mastercard's stock price (MA) (Stock price)9.9621.7914.4125.822.6437.8450.6383.7486.6895.37104.41152.01185.83300.46358359.79




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([225,279,287,288,315,360,445,442,434,452,522,556,753,884,1186,1206,])
array_2 = np.array([9.96,21.79,14.41,25.8,22.64,37.84,50.63,83.74,86.68,95.37,104.41,152.01,185.83,300.46,358,359.79,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Niko"
array_2_name = "Mastercard's stock price (MA)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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