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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is UFO sightings in Indiana and the second variable is Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion.  The chart goes from 1979 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The high levels of UFO activity in Indiana created a magnetic field that enhanced the competitive eater's appetite, leading to a greater intake of hotdogs. The extraterrestrial presence also provided a source of otherworldly encouragement, resulting in peak hotdog consuming performance. It's like the saying goes, "When the UFOs are out, the hotdogs are down...in record time!"

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a scene of a comic-book-style illustration set in the 1960s, using muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern. Depict a bustling Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition in Indiana, with a radiant UFO hovering overhead, causing a surge in reported sightings. The reigning champion, fueled by the special radiation, eagerly devours an extraordinary number of hot dogs. The crowd watches in wonder as the glowing UFO and the hearty consumption of hot dogs seem to create an unseen bond, warding off any alien influence while satisfying the champion's craving. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Indiana and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Hyper-realistic Scalar art Cyber folk Celtic art A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s
ChatGPT: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Indiana and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion, in the following situation: As UFO sightings in Indiana increase, they emit a special kind of radiation that stimulates a craving for hot dogs in competitive eaters, leading to higher consumption at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. The hot dog consumption somehow provides a shield against alien mind control, creating a mutually beneficial relationship between humans and extraterrestrial beings. As the saying goes, "When the UFOs arrive, the hot dogs thrive!". Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, a radiant UFO hovers over Indiana, causing a surge in reported sightings. At the competition, the reigning champion, fueled by the special radiation, eagerly devours an extraordinary number of hot dogs. The crowd watches in wonder as the glowing UFO and the hearty consumption of hot dogs seem to create an unseen bond, warding off any alien influence while satisfying the champion's craving.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, a radiant UFO hovers over Indiana, causing a surge in reported sightings. At the competition, the reigning champion, fueled by the special radiation, eagerly devours an extraordinary number of hot dogs. The crowd watches in wonder as the glowing UFO and the hearty consumption of hot dogs seem to create an unseen bond, warding off any alien influence while satisfying the champion's craving. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a scene of a comic-book-style illustration set in the 1960s, using muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern. Depict a bustling Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition in Indiana, with a radiant UFO hovering overhead, causing a surge in reported sightings. The reigning champion, fueled by the special radiation, eagerly devours an extraordinary number of hot dogs. The crowd watches in wonder as the glowing UFO and the hearty consumption of hot dogs seem to create an unseen bond, warding off any alien influence while satisfying the champion's craving.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in UFO sightings in Indiana positively influenced Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Unbeatable Link: Unidentified Flying Objects and Unrivaled Hot Dog Consumption in Indiana

Journal of Extraterrestrial Gastronomy

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Indiana and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8175741 and p < 0.01 for 1979 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"The Unbeatable Link: Unidentified Flying Objects and Unrivaled Hot Dog Consumption in Indiana"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between sightings of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) in Indiana and the astonishing consumption of hotdogs by the illustrious champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. By melding data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we meticulously scrutinized UFO sightings and correlated them with hot dog consumption from 1979 to 2021. Our findings revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.8175741 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While some may think that correlation does not imply causation, we could not help but ponder the extraterrestrial influence on our earthly hot dog champion. As we pondered the possibility of intergalactic hot dog cravings, we couldn't help but exclaim, "What do you call an alien who loves hot dogs? The Extra-terrestrial!" Our research sheds light on a perplexing conundrum while offering a chuckle-worthy take on the intersection of cosmic phenomena and culinary feats. So, keep an eye on the skies and consider the interstellar implications of consuming copious amounts of hotdogs - the truth may just be out there after all!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Indiana and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Unbeatable Link: Unidentified Flying Objects and Unrivaled Hot Dog Consumption in Indiana"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between sightings of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) in Indiana and the astonishing consumption of hotdogs by the illustrious champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. By melding data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we meticulously scrutinized UFO sightings and correlated them with hot dog consumption from 1979 to 2021. Our findings revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.8175741 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While some may think that correlation does not imply causation, we could not help but ponder the extraterrestrial influence on our earthly hot dog champion. As we pondered the possibility of intergalactic hot dog cravings, we couldn't help but exclaim, "What do you call an alien who loves hot dogs? The Extra-terrestrial!" Our research sheds light on a perplexing conundrum while offering a chuckle-worthy take on the intersection of cosmic phenomena and culinary feats. So, keep an eye on the skies and consider the interstellar implications of consuming copious amounts of hotdogs - the truth may just be out there after all!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the realm of unconventional correlations, the intersection of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) and the voracious consumption of hot dogs has long captivated the imagination of both skeptics and enthusiasts. This peculiar pairing has evoked curiosity and skepticism alike, prompting the inquiry, "What's the connection between extraterrestrial phenomena and culinary competitions?" As we uncover the enigmatic relationship between UFO sightings in Indiana and the remarkable hot dog consumption at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, we cannot help but invoke a pun: "What did the UFO say to the hot dog? 'Take me to your weiner!'"

The eminent Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest has been a longstanding tradition along the bustling boardwalk of Coney Island, where competitors demonstrate an appetite for hot dogs that defies conventional gastronomic limits. Simultaneously, Indiana has garnered attention for its unexplained UFO sightings, arousing intrigue about the potential correlation between these two seemingly disparate phenomena. The data compiled from the National UFO Reporting Center and the annals of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest champions reveal compelling patterns that beckon investigation, prompting us to consider the punchline, "Did you hear about the hot dog who won the eating competition? It was an udderly delightful feat!"

Our study aims to robustly explore and systematically analyze this extraordinary association. Utilizing rigorous statistical analysis, we endeavor to unravel the quizzical link that binds these seemingly unrelated occurrences. As we embark on this scientific expedition, we cannot help but interject, "What do you call an intergalactic hot dog? An unidentified frying object!"

With this study, we aim to inject a modicum of humor into what is often considered a serious inquiry, while delving into the depths of this extraordinary correlation. Join us as we embark on a journey that traverses cosmic mysteries and culinary conquests, offering a window into the surreal and the savory.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Indiana and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Unbeatable Link: Unidentified Flying Objects and Unrivaled Hot Dog Consumption in Indiana"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between sightings of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) in Indiana and the astonishing consumption of hotdogs by the illustrious champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. By melding data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we meticulously scrutinized UFO sightings and correlated them with hot dog consumption from 1979 to 2021. Our findings revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.8175741 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While some may think that correlation does not imply causation, we could not help but ponder the extraterrestrial influence on our earthly hot dog champion. As we pondered the possibility of intergalactic hot dog cravings, we couldn't help but exclaim, "What do you call an alien who loves hot dogs? The Extra-terrestrial!" Our research sheds light on a perplexing conundrum while offering a chuckle-worthy take on the intersection of cosmic phenomena and culinary feats. So, keep an eye on the skies and consider the interstellar implications of consuming copious amounts of hotdogs - the truth may just be out there after all!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of unconventional correlations, the intersection of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) and the voracious consumption of hot dogs has long captivated the imagination of both skeptics and enthusiasts. This peculiar pairing has evoked curiosity and skepticism alike, prompting the inquiry, "What's the connection between extraterrestrial phenomena and culinary competitions?" As we uncover the enigmatic relationship between UFO sightings in Indiana and the remarkable hot dog consumption at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, we cannot help but invoke a pun: "What did the UFO say to the hot dog? 'Take me to your weiner!'"
The eminent Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest has been a longstanding tradition along the bustling boardwalk of Coney Island, where competitors demonstrate an appetite for hot dogs that defies conventional gastronomic limits. Simultaneously, Indiana has garnered attention for its unexplained UFO sightings, arousing intrigue about the potential correlation between these two seemingly disparate phenomena. The data compiled from the National UFO Reporting Center and the annals of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest champions reveal compelling patterns that beckon investigation, prompting us to consider the punchline, "Did you hear about the hot dog who won the eating competition? It was an udderly delightful feat!"
Our study aims to robustly explore and systematically analyze this extraordinary association. Utilizing rigorous statistical analysis, we endeavor to unravel the quizzical link that binds these seemingly unrelated occurrences. As we embark on this scientific expedition, we cannot help but interject, "What do you call an intergalactic hot dog? An unidentified frying object!"
With this study, we aim to inject a modicum of humor into what is often considered a serious inquiry, while delving into the depths of this extraordinary correlation. Join us as we embark on a journey that traverses cosmic mysteries and culinary conquests, offering a window into the surreal and the savory.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The investigation into the correlation between UFO sightings in Indiana and the consumption of hotdogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champions has elicited a variety of responses in the literature. Smith et al. (2015) assert a high likelihood of extraterrestrial influence on earthly food consumption, while Doe and Jones (2019) argue for a more terrestrial explanation grounded in human appetite. As we embark on our research journey, we cannot help but interject, "What do you get when you cross a UFO with a hot dog? Unidentified frying objects!"

In "The Cosmic Culinary Chronicle" by Gastro and Galactica (2017), the authors speculate on the potential link between interstellar visitors and earthly gastronomic feats, suggesting the tantalizing possibility of alien-influenced eating competitions. Meanwhile, "The Hot Dog Diaries" by Frank Furter (2018) explores the historical evolution of hot dog consumption and its intersection with celestial sightings, offering a lighthearted take on this enigmatic connection.

Venturing into the realm of fiction, "Close Encounters of the Savory Kind" by Stella Starchild (2020) presents a whimsical narrative intertwining otherworldly visitations and competitive eating, adding a touch of humor to the speculative nature of our inquiry. Conversely, "The UFO Files" by X. T. Raterest (2016) lends a more serious tone to the discussion, proposing a theoretical framework for understanding the potential influence of extraterrestrial beings on human food preferences.

As we expanded our search for relevant literature, we delved into unexpected sources, including the backs of condiment bottles, the chapters of cookbooks, and even the labels of hot dog packaging. These unconventional avenues offered limited insight into our research questions but did provide an abundance of mustard-related humor.

In summary, the literature on the intersection of UFO sightings in Indiana and hot dog consumption by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champions spans a spectrum from serious scholarly inquiry to lighthearted speculation. Our research aims to contribute to this discourse while infusing a healthy amount of intergalactic levity. Join us as we continue our exploration of this cosmic culinary conundrum, keeping in mind the sage advice, "Always trust a UFO with a secret—its lips are sealed!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Indiana and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia . You used data from 1979 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Unbeatable Link: Unidentified Flying Objects and Unrivaled Hot Dog Consumption in Indiana"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between sightings of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) in Indiana and the astonishing consumption of hotdogs by the illustrious champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. By melding data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we meticulously scrutinized UFO sightings and correlated them with hot dog consumption from 1979 to 2021. Our findings revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.8175741 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While some may think that correlation does not imply causation, we could not help but ponder the extraterrestrial influence on our earthly hot dog champion. As we pondered the possibility of intergalactic hot dog cravings, we couldn't help but exclaim, "What do you call an alien who loves hot dogs? The Extra-terrestrial!" Our research sheds light on a perplexing conundrum while offering a chuckle-worthy take on the intersection of cosmic phenomena and culinary feats. So, keep an eye on the skies and consider the interstellar implications of consuming copious amounts of hotdogs - the truth may just be out there after all!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of unconventional correlations, the intersection of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) and the voracious consumption of hot dogs has long captivated the imagination of both skeptics and enthusiasts. This peculiar pairing has evoked curiosity and skepticism alike, prompting the inquiry, "What's the connection between extraterrestrial phenomena and culinary competitions?" As we uncover the enigmatic relationship between UFO sightings in Indiana and the remarkable hot dog consumption at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, we cannot help but invoke a pun: "What did the UFO say to the hot dog? 'Take me to your weiner!'"
The eminent Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest has been a longstanding tradition along the bustling boardwalk of Coney Island, where competitors demonstrate an appetite for hot dogs that defies conventional gastronomic limits. Simultaneously, Indiana has garnered attention for its unexplained UFO sightings, arousing intrigue about the potential correlation between these two seemingly disparate phenomena. The data compiled from the National UFO Reporting Center and the annals of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest champions reveal compelling patterns that beckon investigation, prompting us to consider the punchline, "Did you hear about the hot dog who won the eating competition? It was an udderly delightful feat!"
Our study aims to robustly explore and systematically analyze this extraordinary association. Utilizing rigorous statistical analysis, we endeavor to unravel the quizzical link that binds these seemingly unrelated occurrences. As we embark on this scientific expedition, we cannot help but interject, "What do you call an intergalactic hot dog? An unidentified frying object!"
With this study, we aim to inject a modicum of humor into what is often considered a serious inquiry, while delving into the depths of this extraordinary correlation. Join us as we embark on a journey that traverses cosmic mysteries and culinary conquests, offering a window into the surreal and the savory.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the tantalizing entanglement between the appearance of UFOs in the Indiana skies and the prodigious consumption of hot dogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition champions, we employed a multifaceted approach. Our research team meticulously scoured reputable sources, primarily relying on the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia to amass data pertaining to UFO sightings and hot dog consumption records from the period of 1979 to 2021. This entailed sifting through a cosmically vast amount of information with the meticulousness of a UFO hunter seeking out cryptic sightings, all while quipping, "Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!"

The data extraction process involved careful validation and cross-referencing of records to ensure the accuracy and reliability of the information. We, of course, encountered the occasional abstruse UFO sighting report that left us pondering whether visitors from distant galaxies had developed a sudden penchant for terrestrial tubular delicacies. Humorously, it left us musing, "How do extraterrestrials like their hot dogs? Unidentified and saucer-sized!"

The accumulating data included precise geospatial coordinates of UFO sightings in Indiana and meticulously documented hot dog consumption statistics from the esteemed Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. As we delved into the dataset, we couldn't help but entertain the thought, "Why did the UFO refuse to eat the hot dog? It simply couldn't stomach a close encounter of the wurst kind!"

With the dataset in hand and an abundance of cosmic jests in mind, we subjected the information to a rigorous statistical analysis, calculating correlation coefficients and performing regression models to discern any discernible patterns or associations between UFO sightings and hot dog consumption. This process involved the meticulous application of statistical software and algorithms, which elicited the occasional exclamation of, "Why don't aliens eat hot dogs? Because they prefer unidentified frying objects!"

Furthermore, to ensure the robustness of our findings, we conducted sensitivity analyses and employed bootstrapping techniques to evaluate the stability of our results. In doing so, we sought to affirm the coherence of our observations while being lightheartedly reminded, "What do you call an alien with a large appetite? E.T. the Hungry Extraterrestrial!"

Upon completion of the statistical analyses, we arrived at a correlation coefficient of 0.8175741 and a remarkably significant p-value of less than 0.01, signaling a striking relationship between UFO sightings in Indiana and the consummate victors of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. This statistical revelation prompted us to quip, "Why did the hot dog turn down the UFO? It was tired of being the unidentified grilling object!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Indiana and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia .

For the time period 1979 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8175741, r-squared of 0.6684274, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Unbeatable Link: Unidentified Flying Objects and Unrivaled Hot Dog Consumption in Indiana"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between sightings of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) in Indiana and the astonishing consumption of hotdogs by the illustrious champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. By melding data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we meticulously scrutinized UFO sightings and correlated them with hot dog consumption from 1979 to 2021. Our findings revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.8175741 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While some may think that correlation does not imply causation, we could not help but ponder the extraterrestrial influence on our earthly hot dog champion. As we pondered the possibility of intergalactic hot dog cravings, we couldn't help but exclaim, "What do you call an alien who loves hot dogs? The Extra-terrestrial!" Our research sheds light on a perplexing conundrum while offering a chuckle-worthy take on the intersection of cosmic phenomena and culinary feats. So, keep an eye on the skies and consider the interstellar implications of consuming copious amounts of hotdogs - the truth may just be out there after all!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the realm of unconventional correlations, the intersection of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) and the voracious consumption of hot dogs has long captivated the imagination of both skeptics and enthusiasts. This peculiar pairing has evoked curiosity and skepticism alike, prompting the inquiry, "What's the connection between extraterrestrial phenomena and culinary competitions?" As we uncover the enigmatic relationship between UFO sightings in Indiana and the remarkable hot dog consumption at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, we cannot help but invoke a pun: "What did the UFO say to the hot dog? 'Take me to your weiner!'"
The eminent Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest has been a longstanding tradition along the bustling boardwalk of Coney Island, where competitors demonstrate an appetite for hot dogs that defies conventional gastronomic limits. Simultaneously, Indiana has garnered attention for its unexplained UFO sightings, arousing intrigue about the potential correlation between these two seemingly disparate phenomena. The data compiled from the National UFO Reporting Center and the annals of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest champions reveal compelling patterns that beckon investigation, prompting us to consider the punchline, "Did you hear about the hot dog who won the eating competition? It was an udderly delightful feat!"
Our study aims to robustly explore and systematically analyze this extraordinary association. Utilizing rigorous statistical analysis, we endeavor to unravel the quizzical link that binds these seemingly unrelated occurrences. As we embark on this scientific expedition, we cannot help but interject, "What do you call an intergalactic hot dog? An unidentified frying object!"
With this study, we aim to inject a modicum of humor into what is often considered a serious inquiry, while delving into the depths of this extraordinary correlation. Join us as we embark on a journey that traverses cosmic mysteries and culinary conquests, offering a window into the surreal and the savory.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the correlation between UFO sightings in Indiana and the consumption of hotdogs by the champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition from 1979 to 2021 shows a strong positive correlation coefficient of 0.8175741. This finding suggests a notable relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. One cannot help but wonder, "Do aliens attend Nathan's hot dog eating competitions, or do they simply prefer to observe from afar with a bag of popcorn?"

Furthermore, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.6684274 indicates that approximately 67% of the variability in hotdog consumption can be explained by the variability in UFO sightings in Indiana. This statistic underscores the robustness of the relationship we observed. It seems that when UFO sightings soar, so does the consumption of hotdogs in Indiana. This begs the question, "Do aliens have a secret love for hotdogs, or are they simply conducting an elaborate taste test from light-years away?"

The statistical analysis also reveals a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the observed relationship between UFO sightings and hotdog consumption is unlikely to be a result of random chance. These findings are strong enough to make even the staunchest skeptic raise an intrigued eyebrow.

(Fig. 1) displays a scatterplot illustrating the substantial positive correlation between the number of UFO sightings in Indiana and the volume of hotdogs consumed by the renowned winners of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition.

In conclusion, our research provides compelling evidence of an unexpected and intriguing link between extraterrestrial phenomena and the appetites of hotdog-eating champions. As we consider the implications of this unearthly correlation, we cannot help but ask, "If aliens are behind this extraordinary connection, is it fair to say they have an otherworldly appetite for hotdogs?" Our findings open the door to a new realm of inquiry that traverses the boundaries of culinary conquests and cosmic curiosities, all while eliciting a chuckle or two along the way.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Indiana and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"The Unbeatable Link: Unidentified Flying Objects and Unrivaled Hot Dog Consumption in Indiana"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between sightings of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) in Indiana and the astonishing consumption of hotdogs by the illustrious champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. By melding data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we meticulously scrutinized UFO sightings and correlated them with hot dog consumption from 1979 to 2021. Our findings revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.8175741 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While some may think that correlation does not imply causation, we could not help but ponder the extraterrestrial influence on our earthly hot dog champion. As we pondered the possibility of intergalactic hot dog cravings, we couldn't help but exclaim, "What do you call an alien who loves hot dogs? The Extra-terrestrial!" Our research sheds light on a perplexing conundrum while offering a chuckle-worthy take on the intersection of cosmic phenomena and culinary feats. So, keep an eye on the skies and consider the interstellar implications of consuming copious amounts of hotdogs - the truth may just be out there after all!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The investigation into the correlation between UFO sightings in Indiana and the consumption of hotdogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champions has elicited a variety of responses in the literature. Smith et al. (2015) assert a high likelihood of extraterrestrial influence on earthly food consumption, while Doe and Jones (2019) argue for a more terrestrial explanation grounded in human appetite. As we embark on our research journey, we cannot help but interject, "What do you get when you cross a UFO with a hot dog? Unidentified frying objects!"
In "The Cosmic Culinary Chronicle" by Gastro and Galactica (2017), the authors speculate on the potential link between interstellar visitors and earthly gastronomic feats, suggesting the tantalizing possibility of alien-influenced eating competitions. Meanwhile, "The Hot Dog Diaries" by Frank Furter (2018) explores the historical evolution of hot dog consumption and its intersection with celestial sightings, offering a lighthearted take on this enigmatic connection.
Venturing into the realm of fiction, "Close Encounters of the Savory Kind" by Stella Starchild (2020) presents a whimsical narrative intertwining otherworldly visitations and competitive eating, adding a touch of humor to the speculative nature of our inquiry. Conversely, "The UFO Files" by X. T. Raterest (2016) lends a more serious tone to the discussion, proposing a theoretical framework for understanding the potential influence of extraterrestrial beings on human food preferences.
As we expanded our search for relevant literature, we delved into unexpected sources, including the backs of condiment bottles, the chapters of cookbooks, and even the labels of hot dog packaging. These unconventional avenues offered limited insight into our research questions but did provide an abundance of mustard-related humor.
In summary, the literature on the intersection of UFO sightings in Indiana and hot dog consumption by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champions spans a spectrum from serious scholarly inquiry to lighthearted speculation. Our research aims to contribute to this discourse while infusing a healthy amount of intergalactic levity. Join us as we continue our exploration of this cosmic culinary conundrum, keeping in mind the sage advice, "Always trust a UFO with a secret—its lips are sealed!"

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the correlation between UFO sightings in Indiana and the consumption of hotdogs by the champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition from 1979 to 2021 shows a strong positive correlation coefficient of 0.8175741. This finding suggests a notable relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. One cannot help but wonder, "Do aliens attend Nathan's hot dog eating competitions, or do they simply prefer to observe from afar with a bag of popcorn?"
Furthermore, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.6684274 indicates that approximately 67% of the variability in hotdog consumption can be explained by the variability in UFO sightings in Indiana. This statistic underscores the robustness of the relationship we observed. It seems that when UFO sightings soar, so does the consumption of hotdogs in Indiana. This begs the question, "Do aliens have a secret love for hotdogs, or are they simply conducting an elaborate taste test from light-years away?"
The statistical analysis also reveals a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the observed relationship between UFO sightings and hotdog consumption is unlikely to be a result of random chance. These findings are strong enough to make even the staunchest skeptic raise an intrigued eyebrow.
(Fig. 1) displays a scatterplot illustrating the substantial positive correlation between the number of UFO sightings in Indiana and the volume of hotdogs consumed by the renowned winners of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition.
In conclusion, our research provides compelling evidence of an unexpected and intriguing link between extraterrestrial phenomena and the appetites of hotdog-eating champions. As we consider the implications of this unearthly correlation, we cannot help but ask, "If aliens are behind this extraordinary connection, is it fair to say they have an otherworldly appetite for hotdogs?" Our findings open the door to a new realm of inquiry that traverses the boundaries of culinary conquests and cosmic curiosities, all while eliciting a chuckle or two along the way.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study provide compelling evidence of a significant correlation between UFO sightings in Indiana and the consumption of hotdogs by the champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. The robust positive correlation coefficient of 0.8175741 and the statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 further validate the relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. It's as if the extraterrestrial beings are saying, "Take me to your wiener!"

Our findings support and extend the prior research in this area, aligning with the speculations of Smith et al. (2015) regarding extraterrestrial influence on human food consumption. The substantial correlation we observed suggests a potential intergalactic interest in our earthly culinary feats. One cannot help but ponder, "Do aliens have a penchant for classic American fare, or are they simply conducting a sophisticated taste test from light-years away?"

As we navigate through the labyrinth of cosmic culinary conundrums, our study also resonates with the whimsical narrative presented by Stella Starchild (2020), reinforcing the intriguing fusion of otherworldly visitations and competitive eating. The correlation we identified sparks contemplation on whether aliens are covertly influencing the outcomes of hot dog eating competitions, perhaps casting a cosmic spell over the contestants.

Moreover, our results corroborate Doe and Jones' (2019) argument for a terrestrial explanation grounded in human appetite, implying that the substantial hotdog consumption may be partly attributed to a profound fascination with interstellar phenomena. It seems that the earthly appetite for hotdogs may have transcended its terrestrial origins and caught the attention of beings from distant galaxies. The results leave us with a tantalizing question: "Are aliens secretly cheering on the competitors of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition from their UFOs, or are they the ones placing the bets?"

Figure 1 vividly illustrates the striking positive correlation between UFO sightings in Indiana and the volume of hotdogs consumed by the illustrious champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, further solidifying the cosmic and culinary dance that captivates our imaginations. It's almost as if the celestial beings are orchestrating a symphony of hotdog consumption from their vantage point in the stars.

In summary, our research adds credence to the captivating notion of an otherworldly influence on humanity's culinary endeavors, evoking a chuckle here and there amidst the serious pursuit of empirical evidence. The association uncovered between UFO sightings and hotdog consumption invites a fresh perspective on the interplay of cosmic curiosities and terrestrial indulgences, potentially opening the door to a new era of cosmogastronomy. As we revel in the humorous twists and turns of our inquiry, we are reminded that the universe is as full of mysteries as that extra mustard on a cosmic hotdog--it's simply out of this world!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Indiana and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"The Unbeatable Link: Unidentified Flying Objects and Unrivaled Hot Dog Consumption in Indiana"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing relationship between sightings of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) in Indiana and the astonishing consumption of hotdogs by the illustrious champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. By melding data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we meticulously scrutinized UFO sightings and correlated them with hot dog consumption from 1979 to 2021. Our findings revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.8175741 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While some may think that correlation does not imply causation, we could not help but ponder the extraterrestrial influence on our earthly hot dog champion. As we pondered the possibility of intergalactic hot dog cravings, we couldn't help but exclaim, "What do you call an alien who loves hot dogs? The Extra-terrestrial!" Our research sheds light on a perplexing conundrum while offering a chuckle-worthy take on the intersection of cosmic phenomena and culinary feats. So, keep an eye on the skies and consider the interstellar implications of consuming copious amounts of hotdogs - the truth may just be out there after all!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the realm of unconventional correlations, the intersection of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) and the voracious consumption of hot dogs has long captivated the imagination of both skeptics and enthusiasts. This peculiar pairing has evoked curiosity and skepticism alike, prompting the inquiry, "What's the connection between extraterrestrial phenomena and culinary competitions?" As we uncover the enigmatic relationship between UFO sightings in Indiana and the remarkable hot dog consumption at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, we cannot help but invoke a pun: "What did the UFO say to the hot dog? 'Take me to your weiner!'"
The eminent Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest has been a longstanding tradition along the bustling boardwalk of Coney Island, where competitors demonstrate an appetite for hot dogs that defies conventional gastronomic limits. Simultaneously, Indiana has garnered attention for its unexplained UFO sightings, arousing intrigue about the potential correlation between these two seemingly disparate phenomena. The data compiled from the National UFO Reporting Center and the annals of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest champions reveal compelling patterns that beckon investigation, prompting us to consider the punchline, "Did you hear about the hot dog who won the eating competition? It was an udderly delightful feat!"
Our study aims to robustly explore and systematically analyze this extraordinary association. Utilizing rigorous statistical analysis, we endeavor to unravel the quizzical link that binds these seemingly unrelated occurrences. As we embark on this scientific expedition, we cannot help but interject, "What do you call an intergalactic hot dog? An unidentified frying object!"
With this study, we aim to inject a modicum of humor into what is often considered a serious inquiry, while delving into the depths of this extraordinary correlation. Join us as we embark on a journey that traverses cosmic mysteries and culinary conquests, offering a window into the surreal and the savory.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the correlation between UFO sightings in Indiana and the consumption of hotdogs by the champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition from 1979 to 2021 shows a strong positive correlation coefficient of 0.8175741. This finding suggests a notable relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. One cannot help but wonder, "Do aliens attend Nathan's hot dog eating competitions, or do they simply prefer to observe from afar with a bag of popcorn?"
Furthermore, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.6684274 indicates that approximately 67% of the variability in hotdog consumption can be explained by the variability in UFO sightings in Indiana. This statistic underscores the robustness of the relationship we observed. It seems that when UFO sightings soar, so does the consumption of hotdogs in Indiana. This begs the question, "Do aliens have a secret love for hotdogs, or are they simply conducting an elaborate taste test from light-years away?"
The statistical analysis also reveals a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the observed relationship between UFO sightings and hotdog consumption is unlikely to be a result of random chance. These findings are strong enough to make even the staunchest skeptic raise an intrigued eyebrow.
(Fig. 1) displays a scatterplot illustrating the substantial positive correlation between the number of UFO sightings in Indiana and the volume of hotdogs consumed by the renowned winners of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition.
In conclusion, our research provides compelling evidence of an unexpected and intriguing link between extraterrestrial phenomena and the appetites of hotdog-eating champions. As we consider the implications of this unearthly correlation, we cannot help but ask, "If aliens are behind this extraordinary connection, is it fair to say they have an otherworldly appetite for hotdogs?" Our findings open the door to a new realm of inquiry that traverses the boundaries of culinary conquests and cosmic curiosities, all while eliciting a chuckle or two along the way.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has unearthed a remarkably robust correlation between UFO sightings in Indiana and the astounding consumption of hotdogs by the champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Our findings not only emphasize the statistically significant relationship between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena but also suggest the tantalizing possibility of extraterrestrial influence on earthly culinary competitions. As we grapple with the implications of our research, one cannot help but contemplate, "Are UFOs simply trying to ketchup with the latest hot dog trends?"

The substantial positive correlation coefficient further underscores the compelling nature of this connection. It is as if the enigmatic allure of UFOs has extended beyond the cosmos to infiltrate the very fabric of competitive eating, prompting the question, "Are aliens secretly plotting to establish a hotdog-eating contest on their home planet?" The statistically significant p-value adds another layer of intrigue to our findings, leaving us to wonder, "If aliens truly are behind this correlation, could it be that they relish the idea of watching humans devour hotdogs?"

Our study, while shedding light on this cosmic culinary correlation, also invites investigation beyond the realm of statistical analysis and into the realm of intergalactic gastronomy—a field ripe with potential puns and play on words. As we draw the curtains on this research, we cannot help but muse, "If UFOs have a penchant for hotdogs, does that make them 'unidentified frying objects'?"

As our paper heads to its conclusion, it becomes apparent that no further research is needed in this area; we have hit the 'bun.' The evidence, while tantalizing, remains purely correlative, and any attempt to establish causation would be akin to a 'half-baked' theory. Given the current evidence, we can confidently assert that delving deeper into this cosmic hotdog mystery would be 'grilling' beyond our research scope.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Unbeatable Link: Unidentified Flying Objects and Unrivaled Hot Dog Consumption in Indiana. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Extraterrestrial Gastronomy


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Unbeatable Link: Unidentified Flying Objects and Unrivaled Hot Dog Consumption in Indiana. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Extraterrestrial Snacking and Indiana Culinary Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Unbeatable Link: Unidentified Flying Objects and Unrivaled Hot Dog Consumption in Indiana with an abstract of This study delves into the intriguing relationship between sightings of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) in Indiana and the astonishing consumption of hotdogs by the illustrious champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. By melding data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we meticulously scrutinized UFO sightings and correlated them with hot dog consumption from 1979 to 2021. Our findings revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.8175741 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. While some may think that correlation does not imply causation, we could not help but ponder the extraterrestrial influence on our earthly hot dog champion. As we pondered the possibility of intergalactic hot dog cravings, we couldn't help but exclaim, "What do you call an alien who loves hot dogs? The Extra-terrestrial!" Our research sheds light on a perplexing conundrum while offering a chuckle-worthy take on the intersection of cosmic phenomena and culinary feats. So, keep an eye on the skies and consider the interstellar implications of consuming copious amounts of hotdogs - the truth may just be out there after all!

ChatGPT:

UFO sightings Indiana, hot dog consumption correlation, Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, National UFO Reporting Center data, UFO sightings 1979-2021, hot dog consumption statistics, extraterrestrial influence on food consumption, cosmic phenomena and culinary feats

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Data details

UFO sightings in Indiana
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Indiana
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Indiana

Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Detailed data title: Hotdog Consumption by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Source: Wikipedia
See what else correlates with Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

Correlation r = 0.8175741 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6684274 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 66.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Indiana) over the 43 years from 1979 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.2E-11. 0.0000000000222512645622285980
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.82 in 2.2E-9% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 44,941,266,021 random variables You don't actually need 44 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 42 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 42 because we have two variables measured over a period of 43 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.69, 0.9 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1979198019811982198319841985198619871988198919901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
UFO sightings in Indiana (UFO sightings)55224334533761986819295337374175100826276117739292138141147787854441019631
Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion (Hotdogs eaten)99.5111110.59.511.7515.513.51015.51621.519172019.522.2524.51920.25255050.544.553.334953.75665968546268696162707274717576




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([5,5,2,2,4,3,3,4,5,3,3,7,6,1,9,8,6,8,19,29,53,37,37,41,75,100,82,62,76,117,73,92,92,138,141,147,78,78,54,44,101,96,31,])
array_2 = np.array([9,9.5,11,11,10.5,9.5,11.75,15.5,13.5,10,15.5,16,21.5,19,17,20,19.5,22.25,24.5,19,20.25,25,50,50.5,44.5,53.33,49,53.75,66,59,68,54,62,68,69,61,62,70,72,74,71,75,76,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Indiana"
array_2_name = "Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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