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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Global Rice Consumption and the second variable is Google searches for 'how to move to europe'.  The chart goes from 2009 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As global rice consumption increased, people worldwide experienced a surge in carbohydrate-fueled energy, propelling them to Google how to make the big move to Europe for a taste of adventure and starchy delights. Remember, when in doubt, follow the scent of freshly baked baguettes to your European dream!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a bustling street market in a vibrant city, with people from diverse cultures gathered under colorful umbrellas, enjoying steaming rice dishes. Show a group of friends laughing and sharing stories while savoring their aromatic meals, exuding a sense of adventure and connectivity. Include a few individuals in the background browsing on their phones, hinting at the seeds of wanderlust and the desire to move to Europe. Capture the lively and bustling atmosphere of this multicultural gathering in an immersive and visually engaging style, resembling a captivating cover image of a Discovery magazine. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Global Rice Consumption and Google searches for 'how to move to europe'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Magic realism A TIME magazine cover image Cute 2D animation A Discovery magazine cover image Hyper-realistic
ChatGPT: A Discovery magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Global Rice Consumption and Google searches for 'how to move to europe', in the following situation: Rice consumption led to people being more adventurous and open to new experiences, including moving to Europe. After consuming all that rice, people's wanderlust started to stir, and they turned to Google for guidance on making the big move. "Who knew rice could be the ultimate passport to Europe?". Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A lively street market in a bustling city, where people from various cultures are enjoying plates of steaming rice dishes under colorful umbrellas. A group of friends laughs and shares stories as they savor their aromatic meals, feeling fueled and adventurous. In the background, a few of them are browsing on their phones, searching for 'how to move to Europe' as the seed of wanderlust takes root.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A Discovery magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: A lively street market in a bustling city, where people from various cultures are enjoying plates of steaming rice dishes under colorful umbrellas. A group of friends laughs and shares stories as they savor their aromatic meals, feeling fueled and adventurous. In the background, a few of them are browsing on their phones, searching for 'how to move to Europe' as the seed of wanderlust takes root. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a bustling street market in a vibrant city, with people from diverse cultures gathered under colorful umbrellas, enjoying steaming rice dishes. Show a group of friends laughing and sharing stories while savoring their aromatic meals, exuding a sense of adventure and connectivity. Include a few individuals in the background browsing on their phones, hinting at the seeds of wanderlust and the desire to move to Europe. Capture the lively and bustling atmosphere of this multicultural gathering in an immersive and visually engaging style, resembling a captivating cover image of a Discovery magazine.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Global Rice Consumption caused how to move to europe (Google searches for 'how to move to europe') to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Rice to Europe: A Grainy Search for Asylum

The Journal of Culinary Migration Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Global Rice Consumption and Google searches for 'how to move to europe'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from Statista and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9131690 and p < 0.01 for 2009 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Rice to Europe: A Grainy Search for Asylum

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we humorously delve into the potential psychological connection between global rice consumption and the frequency of Google searches for "how to move to Europe." Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, we meticulously scrutinize the statistical relationship between these seemingly disparate variables from 2009 to 2022. Our findings suggest a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9131690 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong association that elicits more than just a chuckle. These results, though unexpected, provide peculiar insight into the intersection of sustenance and wanderlust, sparking a kernel of curiosity within the academic community. The study opens the door to a rice-cracking interpretation of human behavior that goes far beyond the realm of mere grains and Google queries.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Global Rice Consumption and Google searches for 'how to move to europe'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Rice to Europe: A Grainy Search for Asylum

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we humorously delve into the potential psychological connection between global rice consumption and the frequency of Google searches for "how to move to Europe." Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, we meticulously scrutinize the statistical relationship between these seemingly disparate variables from 2009 to 2022. Our findings suggest a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9131690 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong association that elicits more than just a chuckle. These results, though unexpected, provide peculiar insight into the intersection of sustenance and wanderlust, sparking a kernel of curiosity within the academic community. The study opens the door to a rice-cracking interpretation of human behavior that goes far beyond the realm of mere grains and Google queries.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
Introducing Rice to Europe: A Grainy Search for Asylum

In the annals of global demographics, the study of human dietary habits has always been a fertile ground for exploration. The sheer variety of culinary preferences around the world presents an endless buffet of possibilities for scientific investigations. The ubiquity of rice as a staple food in many cultures made it a particularly appetizing subject for our research. However, what truly piqued our interest was the unexpected statistical relationship we stumbled upon – the link between global rice consumption and Google searches for "how to move to Europe."

Despite the apparent incongruity of these two variables, we took a tongue-in-cheek approach to unraveling their potential psychological connection. Our discovery of this peculiar correlation spawned a veritable feast of speculation and mirth, prompting us to embark on a research journey that was anything but half-baked.

The data for this analysis were drawn from sources as reliable as a well-cooked risotto. We utilized statistical figures on global rice consumption from the reputable database of Statista, ensuring that our research was grounded in substantive data rather than vaporware. To complement this, we turned to the veritable Oracle of modern information – Google Trends – for the frequency of searches related to "how to move to Europe." The statistical period under scrutiny spanned from 2009 to 2022, providing us with an extensive dataset for more fruitful analysis than a bushel of ripe rice.

Our findings produced more surprises than a jack-in-the-box at a statistical convention. The resultant correlation coefficient of 0.9131690 and a p-value less than 0.01 not only stood out like a grain of rice in a bowl of couscous but also suggested a strong association that was nothing short of remarkable. This statistical relationship was as robust as a stalk of Basmati, leading us to question whether our research had inadvertently wandered into the realm of science fiction.

Consequently, our attempt to shed light on this curious nexus between rice consumption and European migration searches has yielded insights that promise to stimulate ripples of amusement and introspection among the scholarly community. The unexpected nature of our findings underscores the need for a broader, more adventurous interpretation of human behavior – one that ventures beyond the confines of humdrum sustenance and taps into the wellspring of curiosity that gushes through the waters of human desire.

As we continue to sift through the data, we invite our colleagues in the academic community to join us in this thought-provoking gastronomic safari. As we peel back the layers of this enigmatic statistical dish, we hope to reveal the savory insights that lie hidden within - an intellectual repast that transcends the realm of culinary and digital realms and tantalizes the palates of our scientific appetites.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Global Rice Consumption and Google searches for 'how to move to europe'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Rice to Europe: A Grainy Search for Asylum

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we humorously delve into the potential psychological connection between global rice consumption and the frequency of Google searches for "how to move to Europe." Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, we meticulously scrutinize the statistical relationship between these seemingly disparate variables from 2009 to 2022. Our findings suggest a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9131690 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong association that elicits more than just a chuckle. These results, though unexpected, provide peculiar insight into the intersection of sustenance and wanderlust, sparking a kernel of curiosity within the academic community. The study opens the door to a rice-cracking interpretation of human behavior that goes far beyond the realm of mere grains and Google queries.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introducing Rice to Europe: A Grainy Search for Asylum
In the annals of global demographics, the study of human dietary habits has always been a fertile ground for exploration. The sheer variety of culinary preferences around the world presents an endless buffet of possibilities for scientific investigations. The ubiquity of rice as a staple food in many cultures made it a particularly appetizing subject for our research. However, what truly piqued our interest was the unexpected statistical relationship we stumbled upon – the link between global rice consumption and Google searches for "how to move to Europe."
Despite the apparent incongruity of these two variables, we took a tongue-in-cheek approach to unraveling their potential psychological connection. Our discovery of this peculiar correlation spawned a veritable feast of speculation and mirth, prompting us to embark on a research journey that was anything but half-baked.
The data for this analysis were drawn from sources as reliable as a well-cooked risotto. We utilized statistical figures on global rice consumption from the reputable database of Statista, ensuring that our research was grounded in substantive data rather than vaporware. To complement this, we turned to the veritable Oracle of modern information – Google Trends – for the frequency of searches related to "how to move to Europe." The statistical period under scrutiny spanned from 2009 to 2022, providing us with an extensive dataset for more fruitful analysis than a bushel of ripe rice.
Our findings produced more surprises than a jack-in-the-box at a statistical convention. The resultant correlation coefficient of 0.9131690 and a p-value less than 0.01 not only stood out like a grain of rice in a bowl of couscous but also suggested a strong association that was nothing short of remarkable. This statistical relationship was as robust as a stalk of Basmati, leading us to question whether our research had inadvertently wandered into the realm of science fiction.
Consequently, our attempt to shed light on this curious nexus between rice consumption and European migration searches has yielded insights that promise to stimulate ripples of amusement and introspection among the scholarly community. The unexpected nature of our findings underscores the need for a broader, more adventurous interpretation of human behavior – one that ventures beyond the confines of humdrum sustenance and taps into the wellspring of curiosity that gushes through the waters of human desire.
As we continue to sift through the data, we invite our colleagues in the academic community to join us in this thought-provoking gastronomic safari. As we peel back the layers of this enigmatic statistical dish, we hope to reveal the savory insights that lie hidden within - an intellectual repast that transcends the realm of culinary and digital realms and tantalizes the palates of our scientific appetites.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Rice: Origin, History, Technology, and Production" by Smith, we find a comprehensive analysis of rice cultivation and consumption patterns across the globe, offering a wealth of data as rich as a bowl of aromatic jasmine rice. The text provides invaluable insights into the cultural and agricultural significance of rice, setting the stage for our study's exploration of its unexpected correlation with aspirations to move to Europe.

Doe, in "Migration: A Global Perspective," expounds on the myriad factors influencing international migration trends. However, amidst the serious discourse on economic, political, and social determinants, the author leaves no grain unturned, revealing a cornucopia of human motivations that transcend the mundane and venture into whimsy.

Furthermore, Jones, in "European Immigration Policies in the 21st Century," offers a sobering examination of the legal and bureaucratic complexities surrounding immigration to Europe. While the author's tone is decidedly austere, the intricacies of these policies evoke a fragrant aroma not unlike that of a freshly cooked paella, drawing attention to the magnetism that the European continent exerts on the wandering souls.

Transitioning from the scholarly realm to more eclectic sources, "Rice, Noodle, Fish: Deep Travels Through Japan's Food Culture" by Matt Goulding and the inimitable "Eat, Pray, Love" by Elizabeth Gilbert provide literary morsels that straddle the intersection of culinary pursuits and wanderlust. The former titillates the senses with vivid depictions of Japanese cuisine, weaving a narrative as tantalizing as a plate of sushi, while the latter delves into the author's soul-searching sojourn across Italy, India, and Indonesia, igniting a spark of curiosity akin to the flicker of a flambe dessert.

As we tread further into the realm of whimsy, we must acknowledge the value of unearthing insights from unexpected sources. By virtue of careful observation and a healthy dose of open-mindedness, we have found unexpected inspiration in the unlikeliest of places – children's cartoons and TV shows. "Dora the Explorer" and "SpongeBob SquarePants" may seem worlds apart from our academic pursuit, but their themes of adventure, discovery, and the pursuit of the unknown have sparked unexpected revelations regarding the intersection of wanderlust and sustenance. Who would have thought that a sponge living in a pineapple under the sea could offer a kernel of insight into the human longing for new horizons?

With a sound foundation laid by scholarly works and a dash of inspiration from diverse literary and pop culture sources, our study delves into uncharted territories with a zest for discovery that rivals that of a chef concocting a new fusion cuisine. As we embark on this peculiar journey of intellectual inquiry, we invite the academic community to partake in the lighthearted exploration that awaits us, where the serious and the whimsical converge in a colorful, flavorful tapestry of research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Global Rice Consumption and Google searches for 'how to move to europe'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Statista and Google Trends . You used data from 2009 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Rice to Europe: A Grainy Search for Asylum

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we humorously delve into the potential psychological connection between global rice consumption and the frequency of Google searches for "how to move to Europe." Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, we meticulously scrutinize the statistical relationship between these seemingly disparate variables from 2009 to 2022. Our findings suggest a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9131690 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong association that elicits more than just a chuckle. These results, though unexpected, provide peculiar insight into the intersection of sustenance and wanderlust, sparking a kernel of curiosity within the academic community. The study opens the door to a rice-cracking interpretation of human behavior that goes far beyond the realm of mere grains and Google queries.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introducing Rice to Europe: A Grainy Search for Asylum
In the annals of global demographics, the study of human dietary habits has always been a fertile ground for exploration. The sheer variety of culinary preferences around the world presents an endless buffet of possibilities for scientific investigations. The ubiquity of rice as a staple food in many cultures made it a particularly appetizing subject for our research. However, what truly piqued our interest was the unexpected statistical relationship we stumbled upon – the link between global rice consumption and Google searches for "how to move to Europe."
Despite the apparent incongruity of these two variables, we took a tongue-in-cheek approach to unraveling their potential psychological connection. Our discovery of this peculiar correlation spawned a veritable feast of speculation and mirth, prompting us to embark on a research journey that was anything but half-baked.
The data for this analysis were drawn from sources as reliable as a well-cooked risotto. We utilized statistical figures on global rice consumption from the reputable database of Statista, ensuring that our research was grounded in substantive data rather than vaporware. To complement this, we turned to the veritable Oracle of modern information – Google Trends – for the frequency of searches related to "how to move to Europe." The statistical period under scrutiny spanned from 2009 to 2022, providing us with an extensive dataset for more fruitful analysis than a bushel of ripe rice.
Our findings produced more surprises than a jack-in-the-box at a statistical convention. The resultant correlation coefficient of 0.9131690 and a p-value less than 0.01 not only stood out like a grain of rice in a bowl of couscous but also suggested a strong association that was nothing short of remarkable. This statistical relationship was as robust as a stalk of Basmati, leading us to question whether our research had inadvertently wandered into the realm of science fiction.
Consequently, our attempt to shed light on this curious nexus between rice consumption and European migration searches has yielded insights that promise to stimulate ripples of amusement and introspection among the scholarly community. The unexpected nature of our findings underscores the need for a broader, more adventurous interpretation of human behavior – one that ventures beyond the confines of humdrum sustenance and taps into the wellspring of curiosity that gushes through the waters of human desire.
As we continue to sift through the data, we invite our colleagues in the academic community to join us in this thought-provoking gastronomic safari. As we peel back the layers of this enigmatic statistical dish, we hope to reveal the savory insights that lie hidden within - an intellectual repast that transcends the realm of culinary and digital realms and tantalizes the palates of our scientific appetites.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To delve into the curious nexus between global rice consumption and the frequency of Google searches for "how to move to Europe," we concocted a rib-tickling yet methodically sound approach to data collection and analysis. Our research team, armed with a healthy serving of statistical know-how and a pinch of whimsical creativity, embarked on a gastronomical quest that would give even the most intrepid data cruncher a bittersweet toothache.

Data Collection:

Our research employed a multi-pronged approach to data collection, ensuring that we cast a wide net to capture the diverse flavors of global rice consumption and European migration yearnings. We sourced data on global rice consumption from the delectable repository of Statista, sifting through their data banquet to identify regional and international consumption trends. This process involved sifting through statistical reports as meticulously as a chef separates grains of rice from chaff, ensuring that our data buffet was as comprehensive as a smorgasbord.

In parallel, we harnessed the Google Trends platform to track the frequency of searches related to "how to move to Europe" over our chosen time frame. This digital foray into the realm of online queries resembled a culinary excursion through a virtual marketplace, as we scoured the depths of Google's search data to unearth the peaks and valleys of migration curiosity.

Data Analysis:

With a heaping helping of data at our disposal, we whisked together a statistical recipe that would bring out the flavors of our findings in the most palatable manner. Our approach involved seasoning the data with robust statistical methods, including (but not limited to) correlation analysis and regression modeling. This culinary blend of statistical techniques allowed us to not only identify the strength of the relationship between rice consumption and European migration searches but also to tease out potential underlying factors that might be at play.

Furthermore, our analysis incorporated time-series modeling to capture the dynamic interplay between rice consumption and migration yearnings over the years. Much like a skilled chef monitoring the simmer of a risotto, we carefully observed the ebb and flow of these variables, uncovering the subtle nuances that enriched our understanding of their peculiar connection.

Statistical Capers:

In addition to the traditional statistical fare, our research presented us with ample opportunities for statistical humor and unorthodox explorations. As we ventured deeper into the statistical thickets, we sprinkled in a dash of whimsy by incorporating outlier detection methods to identify statistical anomalies that might titillate our inquisitive taste buds.

Moreover, we conducted a lighthearted sensitivity analysis to gauge the robustness of our findings, akin to culinary experimentation aimed at refining the perfect recipe. This exploratory jaunt allowed us to assess the resilience of our results in the face of potential data idiosyncrasies, lending a touch of statistical playfulness to our research repertoire.

Concluding Remarks:

With our data collection and analysis resembling a symphony of statistical and digital flavors, we emerged from our culinary sojourn armed with findings that transcended the ordinary. The peculiar intersection of global rice consumption and migration musings has provided the scientific community with food for thought, sparking an appetite for further exploration and discovery. As we present our findings, we invite our esteemed colleagues to savor the unconventional blend of statistical rigor and academic levity that permeates our approach, adding a pinch of salty humor to the empirical palate.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Global Rice Consumption and Google searches for 'how to move to europe'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Statista and Google Trends .

For the time period 2009 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9131690, r-squared of 0.8338776, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Rice to Europe: A Grainy Search for Asylum

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we humorously delve into the potential psychological connection between global rice consumption and the frequency of Google searches for "how to move to Europe." Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, we meticulously scrutinize the statistical relationship between these seemingly disparate variables from 2009 to 2022. Our findings suggest a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9131690 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong association that elicits more than just a chuckle. These results, though unexpected, provide peculiar insight into the intersection of sustenance and wanderlust, sparking a kernel of curiosity within the academic community. The study opens the door to a rice-cracking interpretation of human behavior that goes far beyond the realm of mere grains and Google queries.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Introducing Rice to Europe: A Grainy Search for Asylum
In the annals of global demographics, the study of human dietary habits has always been a fertile ground for exploration. The sheer variety of culinary preferences around the world presents an endless buffet of possibilities for scientific investigations. The ubiquity of rice as a staple food in many cultures made it a particularly appetizing subject for our research. However, what truly piqued our interest was the unexpected statistical relationship we stumbled upon – the link between global rice consumption and Google searches for "how to move to Europe."
Despite the apparent incongruity of these two variables, we took a tongue-in-cheek approach to unraveling their potential psychological connection. Our discovery of this peculiar correlation spawned a veritable feast of speculation and mirth, prompting us to embark on a research journey that was anything but half-baked.
The data for this analysis were drawn from sources as reliable as a well-cooked risotto. We utilized statistical figures on global rice consumption from the reputable database of Statista, ensuring that our research was grounded in substantive data rather than vaporware. To complement this, we turned to the veritable Oracle of modern information – Google Trends – for the frequency of searches related to "how to move to Europe." The statistical period under scrutiny spanned from 2009 to 2022, providing us with an extensive dataset for more fruitful analysis than a bushel of ripe rice.
Our findings produced more surprises than a jack-in-the-box at a statistical convention. The resultant correlation coefficient of 0.9131690 and a p-value less than 0.01 not only stood out like a grain of rice in a bowl of couscous but also suggested a strong association that was nothing short of remarkable. This statistical relationship was as robust as a stalk of Basmati, leading us to question whether our research had inadvertently wandered into the realm of science fiction.
Consequently, our attempt to shed light on this curious nexus between rice consumption and European migration searches has yielded insights that promise to stimulate ripples of amusement and introspection among the scholarly community. The unexpected nature of our findings underscores the need for a broader, more adventurous interpretation of human behavior – one that ventures beyond the confines of humdrum sustenance and taps into the wellspring of curiosity that gushes through the waters of human desire.
As we continue to sift through the data, we invite our colleagues in the academic community to join us in this thought-provoking gastronomic safari. As we peel back the layers of this enigmatic statistical dish, we hope to reveal the savory insights that lie hidden within - an intellectual repast that transcends the realm of culinary and digital realms and tantalizes the palates of our scientific appetites.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis revealed a surprising correlation between global rice consumption and the frequency of Google searches for "how to move to Europe." The correlation coefficient of 0.9131690, accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.8338776 and a p-value less than 0.01, left us as stunned as a package of microwave-ready rice.

The figure (Fig. 1) below illustrates the compelling relationship between these two variables, resembling a well-cooked rice dish that leaves little doubt about its palatable appeal.

Our findings not only lent credence to the notion that statistical exploration can yield unexpected delights but also presented an opportunity to season the academic landscape with a dash of humor and intrigue. The robustness of the correlation was akin to stumbling upon a rare grain of truth in a haystack of statistical noise, leaving us to ponder whether our research had traversed into the realm of statistical serendipity.

While the initial pursuit of this investigation may have seemed whimsical, the results have thrown open the doors to a veritable feast of intellectual contemplation, sparking a culinary dance of ideas that is as zesty as a well-seasoned risotto.

In conclusion, this study not only elucidates the statistical relationship between rice consumption and aspirations for European migration but also serves as a flavorful reminder of the unpredictable, often delightful, nature of research. As we digest the implications of these findings, it becomes increasingly evident that in the world of data analysis, one must always be prepared for a surprise party where the statistical cake is filled with more than just numbers and computations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Global Rice Consumption and Google searches for 'how to move to europe'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Rice to Europe: A Grainy Search for Asylum

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we humorously delve into the potential psychological connection between global rice consumption and the frequency of Google searches for "how to move to Europe." Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, we meticulously scrutinize the statistical relationship between these seemingly disparate variables from 2009 to 2022. Our findings suggest a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9131690 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong association that elicits more than just a chuckle. These results, though unexpected, provide peculiar insight into the intersection of sustenance and wanderlust, sparking a kernel of curiosity within the academic community. The study opens the door to a rice-cracking interpretation of human behavior that goes far beyond the realm of mere grains and Google queries.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Rice: Origin, History, Technology, and Production" by Smith, we find a comprehensive analysis of rice cultivation and consumption patterns across the globe, offering a wealth of data as rich as a bowl of aromatic jasmine rice. The text provides invaluable insights into the cultural and agricultural significance of rice, setting the stage for our study's exploration of its unexpected correlation with aspirations to move to Europe.
Doe, in "Migration: A Global Perspective," expounds on the myriad factors influencing international migration trends. However, amidst the serious discourse on economic, political, and social determinants, the author leaves no grain unturned, revealing a cornucopia of human motivations that transcend the mundane and venture into whimsy.
Furthermore, Jones, in "European Immigration Policies in the 21st Century," offers a sobering examination of the legal and bureaucratic complexities surrounding immigration to Europe. While the author's tone is decidedly austere, the intricacies of these policies evoke a fragrant aroma not unlike that of a freshly cooked paella, drawing attention to the magnetism that the European continent exerts on the wandering souls.
Transitioning from the scholarly realm to more eclectic sources, "Rice, Noodle, Fish: Deep Travels Through Japan's Food Culture" by Matt Goulding and the inimitable "Eat, Pray, Love" by Elizabeth Gilbert provide literary morsels that straddle the intersection of culinary pursuits and wanderlust. The former titillates the senses with vivid depictions of Japanese cuisine, weaving a narrative as tantalizing as a plate of sushi, while the latter delves into the author's soul-searching sojourn across Italy, India, and Indonesia, igniting a spark of curiosity akin to the flicker of a flambe dessert.
As we tread further into the realm of whimsy, we must acknowledge the value of unearthing insights from unexpected sources. By virtue of careful observation and a healthy dose of open-mindedness, we have found unexpected inspiration in the unlikeliest of places – children's cartoons and TV shows. "Dora the Explorer" and "SpongeBob SquarePants" may seem worlds apart from our academic pursuit, but their themes of adventure, discovery, and the pursuit of the unknown have sparked unexpected revelations regarding the intersection of wanderlust and sustenance. Who would have thought that a sponge living in a pineapple under the sea could offer a kernel of insight into the human longing for new horizons?
With a sound foundation laid by scholarly works and a dash of inspiration from diverse literary and pop culture sources, our study delves into uncharted territories with a zest for discovery that rivals that of a chef concocting a new fusion cuisine. As we embark on this peculiar journey of intellectual inquiry, we invite the academic community to partake in the lighthearted exploration that awaits us, where the serious and the whimsical converge in a colorful, flavorful tapestry of research.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis revealed a surprising correlation between global rice consumption and the frequency of Google searches for "how to move to Europe." The correlation coefficient of 0.9131690, accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.8338776 and a p-value less than 0.01, left us as stunned as a package of microwave-ready rice.
The figure (Fig. 1) below illustrates the compelling relationship between these two variables, resembling a well-cooked rice dish that leaves little doubt about its palatable appeal.
Our findings not only lent credence to the notion that statistical exploration can yield unexpected delights but also presented an opportunity to season the academic landscape with a dash of humor and intrigue. The robustness of the correlation was akin to stumbling upon a rare grain of truth in a haystack of statistical noise, leaving us to ponder whether our research had traversed into the realm of statistical serendipity.
While the initial pursuit of this investigation may have seemed whimsical, the results have thrown open the doors to a veritable feast of intellectual contemplation, sparking a culinary dance of ideas that is as zesty as a well-seasoned risotto.
In conclusion, this study not only elucidates the statistical relationship between rice consumption and aspirations for European migration but also serves as a flavorful reminder of the unpredictable, often delightful, nature of research. As we digest the implications of these findings, it becomes increasingly evident that in the world of data analysis, one must always be prepared for a surprise party where the statistical cake is filled with more than just numbers and computations.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study provide compelling evidence in support of the unexpected correlation between global rice consumption and the frequency of Google searches for "how to move to Europe." The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9131690 defies the conventional wisdom around seemingly unrelated variables, akin to discovering a well-paired wine to complement an unexpected dish. This peculiar revelation aligns with the findings of Smith, who meticulously outlined the intricate web of rice consumption patterns, and echoes the sense of whimsy presented by Doe in exploring the multitudinous motivations driving international migration. These findings not only add a dash of flavor to the existing literature but also raise the possibility of a rich, aromatic stew brewing beneath the surface of these seemingly unrelated phenomena.

The unexpected correlation coefficient, accompanied by its flavorful p-value and r-squared value, lends itself to a savory interpretation of human behavior that goes beyond the mundane mundanity of grain-based sustenance and aspirations for European adventures. The multilayered texture of our results harmonizes well with the exploratory themes encapsulated in "Rice, Noodle, Fish" and the quest for self-discovery chronicled in "Eat, Pray, Love," presenting an unexpected intellectual journey that's as satisfying as discovering a hidden ingredient in a complex dish.

The whimsical nature of our findings serves as a timely reminder of the enriching insights that may sprout from uncharted territories and unconventional sources. In the spirit of a well-seasoned risotto, where the interplay of different elements yields a gratifying outcome, our research has illuminated the potential symbiosis between sustenance and wanderlust, weaving a flavorful narrative that transcends the confines of traditional statistical analysis. As we digest the implications of this research, a buffet of intellectual contemplation awaits, inviting the academic community to savor the unexpected delights that come alongside the pursuit of statistical inquiry.


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System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Global Rice Consumption and Google searches for 'how to move to europe'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Rice to Europe: A Grainy Search for Asylum

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we humorously delve into the potential psychological connection between global rice consumption and the frequency of Google searches for "how to move to Europe." Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, we meticulously scrutinize the statistical relationship between these seemingly disparate variables from 2009 to 2022. Our findings suggest a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9131690 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong association that elicits more than just a chuckle. These results, though unexpected, provide peculiar insight into the intersection of sustenance and wanderlust, sparking a kernel of curiosity within the academic community. The study opens the door to a rice-cracking interpretation of human behavior that goes far beyond the realm of mere grains and Google queries.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Introducing Rice to Europe: A Grainy Search for Asylum
In the annals of global demographics, the study of human dietary habits has always been a fertile ground for exploration. The sheer variety of culinary preferences around the world presents an endless buffet of possibilities for scientific investigations. The ubiquity of rice as a staple food in many cultures made it a particularly appetizing subject for our research. However, what truly piqued our interest was the unexpected statistical relationship we stumbled upon – the link between global rice consumption and Google searches for "how to move to Europe."
Despite the apparent incongruity of these two variables, we took a tongue-in-cheek approach to unraveling their potential psychological connection. Our discovery of this peculiar correlation spawned a veritable feast of speculation and mirth, prompting us to embark on a research journey that was anything but half-baked.
The data for this analysis were drawn from sources as reliable as a well-cooked risotto. We utilized statistical figures on global rice consumption from the reputable database of Statista, ensuring that our research was grounded in substantive data rather than vaporware. To complement this, we turned to the veritable Oracle of modern information – Google Trends – for the frequency of searches related to "how to move to Europe." The statistical period under scrutiny spanned from 2009 to 2022, providing us with an extensive dataset for more fruitful analysis than a bushel of ripe rice.
Our findings produced more surprises than a jack-in-the-box at a statistical convention. The resultant correlation coefficient of 0.9131690 and a p-value less than 0.01 not only stood out like a grain of rice in a bowl of couscous but also suggested a strong association that was nothing short of remarkable. This statistical relationship was as robust as a stalk of Basmati, leading us to question whether our research had inadvertently wandered into the realm of science fiction.
Consequently, our attempt to shed light on this curious nexus between rice consumption and European migration searches has yielded insights that promise to stimulate ripples of amusement and introspection among the scholarly community. The unexpected nature of our findings underscores the need for a broader, more adventurous interpretation of human behavior – one that ventures beyond the confines of humdrum sustenance and taps into the wellspring of curiosity that gushes through the waters of human desire.
As we continue to sift through the data, we invite our colleagues in the academic community to join us in this thought-provoking gastronomic safari. As we peel back the layers of this enigmatic statistical dish, we hope to reveal the savory insights that lie hidden within - an intellectual repast that transcends the realm of culinary and digital realms and tantalizes the palates of our scientific appetites.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis revealed a surprising correlation between global rice consumption and the frequency of Google searches for "how to move to Europe." The correlation coefficient of 0.9131690, accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.8338776 and a p-value less than 0.01, left us as stunned as a package of microwave-ready rice.
The figure (Fig. 1) below illustrates the compelling relationship between these two variables, resembling a well-cooked rice dish that leaves little doubt about its palatable appeal.
Our findings not only lent credence to the notion that statistical exploration can yield unexpected delights but also presented an opportunity to season the academic landscape with a dash of humor and intrigue. The robustness of the correlation was akin to stumbling upon a rare grain of truth in a haystack of statistical noise, leaving us to ponder whether our research had traversed into the realm of statistical serendipity.
While the initial pursuit of this investigation may have seemed whimsical, the results have thrown open the doors to a veritable feast of intellectual contemplation, sparking a culinary dance of ideas that is as zesty as a well-seasoned risotto.
In conclusion, this study not only elucidates the statistical relationship between rice consumption and aspirations for European migration but also serves as a flavorful reminder of the unpredictable, often delightful, nature of research. As we digest the implications of these findings, it becomes increasingly evident that in the world of data analysis, one must always be prepared for a surprise party where the statistical cake is filled with more than just numbers and computations.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In wrapping up this culinary journey of statistical exploration, we are left with a rich, simmering pot of intriguing findings that have seasoned our understanding of human behavior with an unexpected blend of rice and wanderlust. The correlation between global rice consumption and Google searches for "how to move to Europe" may seem as improbable as a sushi chef who pole vaults, but the statistical evidence is as compelling as the aroma of freshly baked bread.
It is apparent that this study has unfolded a feast of insight that transcends the conventional boundaries of research, stirring the pot of academic curiosity with a ladle of whimsy and wonder. The robust correlation coefficient and the p-value less than 0.01 have left us with a statistical dessert that is as satisfying as a perfectly fluffy rice pudding.
In light of these findings, we assert that no further research is needed in this niche of data analysis. The dish has been cooked to perfection, and any more seasoning would risk spoiling the delicate balance of flavors. As we savor the intellectual feast that this research has provided, we invite our colleagues to join us in lifting a toast with a tinge of statistical mirth and a dash of scholarly gusto. Cheers to the unexpected, the delightful, and the grainy search for statistical enlightenment!


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System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Rice to Europe: A Grainy Search for Asylum. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Culinary Migration Studies


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System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Rice to Europe: A Grainy Search for Asylum. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Transcontinental Staple Crop Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Rice to Europe: A Grainy Search for Asylum with an abstract of In this study, we humorously delve into the potential psychological connection between global rice consumption and the frequency of Google searches for "how to move to Europe." Utilizing data from Statista and Google Trends, we meticulously scrutinize the statistical relationship between these seemingly disparate variables from 2009 to 2022. Our findings suggest a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.9131690 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong association that elicits more than just a chuckle. These results, though unexpected, provide peculiar insight into the intersection of sustenance and wanderlust, sparking a kernel of curiosity within the academic community. The study opens the door to a rice-cracking interpretation of human behavior that goes far beyond the realm of mere grains and Google queries.

ChatGPT:

rice consumption, Europe migration, psychological connection, global rice consumption, Google search data, statistical relationship, correlation coefficient, wanderlust, human behavior, sustenance and wanderlust

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Global Rice Consumption
Source: Statista
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Google searches for 'how to move to europe'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'how to move to europe' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

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Correlation r = 0.9131690 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8338776 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 83.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'how to move to europe') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Global Rice Consumption) over the 14 years from 2009 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.1E-6. 0.0000051206741407431305000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.91 in 0.00051% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 195,287 random variables You don't actually need 195 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 13 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 13 because we have two variables measured over a period of 14 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.74, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Global Rice Consumption (Thousand Metric Tons)437179438338445084460825462623473878474845468882483817481678485064493953503437519895
Google searches for 'how to move to europe' (Rel. search volume)17.333321.58332225.166726.526.666729.333332.333334.166734.2534.6667474672.25




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  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




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You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([437179,438338,445084,460825,462623,473878,474845,468882,483817,481678,485064,493953,503437,519895,])
array_2 = np.array([17.3333,21.5833,22,25.1667,26.5,26.6667,29.3333,32.3333,34.1667,34.25,34.6667,47,46,72.25,])
array_1_name = "Global Rice Consumption"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'how to move to europe'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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