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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count and the second variable is Google searches for 'who is donald trump'.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The presence of green in the Boston Celtics' logo subconsciously encouraged people to seek out information, much like how plants gravitate towards sunlight for nourishment. Maybe the real MVP is chlorophyll after all.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image of a basketball court with the Boston Celtics' draft picks depicted as players skillfully dribbling and passing the ball. Surround the court with giant screens displaying Google search trends, and show a significant spike in searches for "who is donald trump". The scene captures the intersection of the Celtics' draft pick count and the public's curiosity about a political figure, suggesting an unexpected influence of the team's choices on presidential curiosity. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count and Google searches for 'who is donald trump'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a meme A TIME magazine cover image Cute 2D animation Low poly Surrealism
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count and Google searches for 'who is donald trump', in the following situation: The Boston Celtics' draft pick count: It appears that the Celtics' draft fate somehow determined the political landscape. Maybe their picks were so electrifying, they created a "shocking" effect on who becomes president. It's almost as if the number of rookies they welcomed set the "court" for future leaders. Perhaps strong draft performances "assisted" in shaping public opinion, or maybe the players were just really good at "ballot" control. Alternatively, maybe the team's success led people to believe in the power of "hoop"-la politics. And let's not forget the "net" gain in attention their picks may have brought to the political arena. Overall, it seems the Celtics' draft choices had an unexpected "bounce pass" into the realm of presidential curiosity!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: Imagine a basketball court where each player represents a draft pick made by the Boston Celtics, and the court is surrounded by giant screens displaying Google search trends. The players are skillfully dribbling and passing the ball, while the screens show a significant spike in searches for "who is donald trump". The scene captures the intersection of the Celtics' draft pick count and the public's curiosity about a political figure, as if the team's draft choices have unexpectedly influenced presidential curiosity.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: Imagine a basketball court where each player represents a draft pick made by the Boston Celtics, and the court is surrounded by giant screens displaying Google search trends. The players are skillfully dribbling and passing the ball, while the screens show a significant spike in searches for "who is donald trump". The scene captures the intersection of the Celtics' draft pick count and the public's curiosity about a political figure, as if the team's draft choices have unexpectedly influenced presidential curiosity. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image of a basketball court with the Boston Celtics' draft picks depicted as players skillfully dribbling and passing the ball. Surround the court with giant screens displaying Google search trends, and show a significant spike in searches for "who is donald trump". The scene captures the intersection of the Celtics' draft pick count and the public's curiosity about a political figure, suggesting an unexpected influence of the team's choices on presidential curiosity.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count positively influenced who is donald trump (Google searches for 'who is donald trump'). Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Drafting Donald: How the Boston Celtics' Annual Picks Drive Google Searches for 'Who is Donald Trump'

The Journal of Sports Analytics and Pop Culture Trends

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count and Google searches for 'who is donald trump'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from Basketball Refererence and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8842658 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Drafting Donald: How the Boston Celtics' Annual Picks Drive Google Searches for 'Who is Donald Trump'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aimed to shed light on the obscure correlation between the annual draft pick count of the Boston Celtics and the Google searches for 'who is Donald Trump'. Despite sounding more like the premise of a sports-themed sitcom, our findings reveal an unexpected link between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Using a combination of basketball statistics from Basketball Reference and search data from Google Trends, our analysis yielded a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8842658 with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the years 2004 to 2022. While the connection might prompt skepticism and raised eyebrows, the data tells a compelling story. Join us as we unravel this quirky association that underscores the whimsical interplay between sports, politics, and online curiosity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count and Google searches for 'who is donald trump'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Drafting Donald: How the Boston Celtics' Annual Picks Drive Google Searches for 'Who is Donald Trump'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aimed to shed light on the obscure correlation between the annual draft pick count of the Boston Celtics and the Google searches for 'who is Donald Trump'. Despite sounding more like the premise of a sports-themed sitcom, our findings reveal an unexpected link between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Using a combination of basketball statistics from Basketball Reference and search data from Google Trends, our analysis yielded a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8842658 with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the years 2004 to 2022. While the connection might prompt skepticism and raised eyebrows, the data tells a compelling story. Join us as we unravel this quirky association that underscores the whimsical interplay between sports, politics, and online curiosity.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As the late, great physicist and occasional basketball enthusiast, Sir Isaac Newton, once said, "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." Little did he know that this simple adage would one day find its way into a study connecting the Boston Celtics' draft picks to the curious queries about a certain figure in American politics. Yes, we are delving into the bizarre but strangely compelling world of the interplay between NBA draft picks and online searches for "who is Donald Trump".

It's not often that the worlds of professional basketball and presidential inquiries collide, but here we are, ready to unravel the mystery behind this seemingly incongruous duo. While it may sound like the setup for a punchline at a sports-themed stand-up comedy night, our investigation has uncovered a truly unexpected and rather intriguing connection.

The Boston Celtics, known for their illustrious history and tradition in the NBA, have consistently been a force to be reckoned with on the court. However, could there be more to their annual draft picks than meets the eye? And what about the timing of these picks in relation to the public's fascination with a certain real estate tycoon turned reality TV star turned U.S. President? Join us as we embark on this journey of data analysis and uncover the mysterious ties that bind these two seemingly disparate entities. Be prepared for a few puns, some statistical slam dunks, and a healthy dose of whimsical wonder as we navigate this uncharted territory of sports, politics, and digital curiosity. Let's tip-off this investigation with a dash of humor and a whole lot of curiosity!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count and Google searches for 'who is donald trump'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Drafting Donald: How the Boston Celtics' Annual Picks Drive Google Searches for 'Who is Donald Trump'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aimed to shed light on the obscure correlation between the annual draft pick count of the Boston Celtics and the Google searches for 'who is Donald Trump'. Despite sounding more like the premise of a sports-themed sitcom, our findings reveal an unexpected link between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Using a combination of basketball statistics from Basketball Reference and search data from Google Trends, our analysis yielded a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8842658 with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the years 2004 to 2022. While the connection might prompt skepticism and raised eyebrows, the data tells a compelling story. Join us as we unravel this quirky association that underscores the whimsical interplay between sports, politics, and online curiosity.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the late, great physicist and occasional basketball enthusiast, Sir Isaac Newton, once said, "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." Little did he know that this simple adage would one day find its way into a study connecting the Boston Celtics' draft picks to the curious queries about a certain figure in American politics. Yes, we are delving into the bizarre but strangely compelling world of the interplay between NBA draft picks and online searches for "who is Donald Trump".
It's not often that the worlds of professional basketball and presidential inquiries collide, but here we are, ready to unravel the mystery behind this seemingly incongruous duo. While it may sound like the setup for a punchline at a sports-themed stand-up comedy night, our investigation has uncovered a truly unexpected and rather intriguing connection.
The Boston Celtics, known for their illustrious history and tradition in the NBA, have consistently been a force to be reckoned with on the court. However, could there be more to their annual draft picks than meets the eye? And what about the timing of these picks in relation to the public's fascination with a certain real estate tycoon turned reality TV star turned U.S. President? Join us as we embark on this journey of data analysis and uncover the mysterious ties that bind these two seemingly disparate entities. Be prepared for a few puns, some statistical slam dunks, and a healthy dose of whimsical wonder as we navigate this uncharted territory of sports, politics, and digital curiosity. Let's tip-off this investigation with a dash of humor and a whole lot of curiosity!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In the realm of unexpected correlations and seemingly unrelated phenomena, researchers have long been intrigued by the bizarre connections that surface in data analysis. Smith et al. (2010) delved into the intricate web of statistical associations and unearthed surprising links between seemingly disparate variables. Similarly, Doe and Jones (2015) presented compelling evidence of unexpected correlations, challenging the conventional boundaries of statistical analysis.

As we wade into the peculiar world of sports and politics, our exploration takes an unexpected turn as we consider the influences of basketball picks on public intrigue towards a well-known figure in American politics. While this topic may initially evoke skepticism and amusement, the revelations of this investigation are nothing short of astonishing.

Contrary to the conventional scope of sports-related inquiries, "Basketball and Beyond: The Dynamic Influence of Sports on Society" by Sports Analyst et al. (2018) offers insights into the diverse and often unforeseen impacts of sporting events and dynamics on society at large. This exploration broadens our perspective on the multifaceted influences of sports, leading us to ponder the potential ripple effects that extend beyond the court.

Turning our attention to the realm of political intrigue and public curiosity, "Political Figures Unveiled: Stories Behind the Search Queries" by Political Analyst et al. (2016) provides an insightful overview of the interplay between public curiosity and the personas that spark widespread interest. The book examines the dynamic nature of public interest and its manifestations in search queries, laying the groundwork for our investigation into the connection between Google searches for 'who is Donald Trump' and the Boston Celtics' draft picks.

While the bulk of traditional literature rests on quantitative and empirical studies, our exploration takes an unorthodox leap into the realms of fiction and childhood nostalgia. "The Curious Case of Curious George: A Tale of Political Mischief" by Fiction Author (2015), while primarily a work of fiction, prompts us to consider the whimsical nature of public intrigue and the unanticipated contexts in which curiosity manifests. This playful yet thought-provoking narrative serves as an unlikely inspiration for our investigation, offering a lighthearted approach to unraveling human curiosity and its far-reaching implications.

In a similar vein, the children's show "Dora the Explorer" has inadvertently become an unexpected source of insight through its portrayal of adventurous quests and the pursuit of knowledge. While ostensibly unrelated to our inquiry, the tenacity and curiosity exhibited by the titular character prompt us to reflect on the diverse channels through which curiosity and inquiry emerge in unexpected forms.

As we venture deeper into this peculiar investigation, our literature review embarks on an unorthodox journey that transcends the confines of conventional scholarship, tapping into the realms of whimsy and unexpected inspiration. Join us as we uncover the surprising ties that bind the Boston Celtics' draft picks and the intriguing world of 'who is Donald Trump' search queries.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count and Google searches for 'who is donald trump'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Basketball Refererence and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Drafting Donald: How the Boston Celtics' Annual Picks Drive Google Searches for 'Who is Donald Trump'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aimed to shed light on the obscure correlation between the annual draft pick count of the Boston Celtics and the Google searches for 'who is Donald Trump'. Despite sounding more like the premise of a sports-themed sitcom, our findings reveal an unexpected link between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Using a combination of basketball statistics from Basketball Reference and search data from Google Trends, our analysis yielded a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8842658 with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the years 2004 to 2022. While the connection might prompt skepticism and raised eyebrows, the data tells a compelling story. Join us as we unravel this quirky association that underscores the whimsical interplay between sports, politics, and online curiosity.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the late, great physicist and occasional basketball enthusiast, Sir Isaac Newton, once said, "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." Little did he know that this simple adage would one day find its way into a study connecting the Boston Celtics' draft picks to the curious queries about a certain figure in American politics. Yes, we are delving into the bizarre but strangely compelling world of the interplay between NBA draft picks and online searches for "who is Donald Trump".
It's not often that the worlds of professional basketball and presidential inquiries collide, but here we are, ready to unravel the mystery behind this seemingly incongruous duo. While it may sound like the setup for a punchline at a sports-themed stand-up comedy night, our investigation has uncovered a truly unexpected and rather intriguing connection.
The Boston Celtics, known for their illustrious history and tradition in the NBA, have consistently been a force to be reckoned with on the court. However, could there be more to their annual draft picks than meets the eye? And what about the timing of these picks in relation to the public's fascination with a certain real estate tycoon turned reality TV star turned U.S. President? Join us as we embark on this journey of data analysis and uncover the mysterious ties that bind these two seemingly disparate entities. Be prepared for a few puns, some statistical slam dunks, and a healthy dose of whimsical wonder as we navigate this uncharted territory of sports, politics, and digital curiosity. Let's tip-off this investigation with a dash of humor and a whole lot of curiosity!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unpack the enigmatic relationship between the Boston Celtics' draft picks and the perplexing public interest in the query "who is Donald Trump," our research employed a hybrid approach that can be best described as a concoction of statistical analysis, humorous conjecture, and a generous sprinkling of sports fandom. We embarked on this saucy journey using a mix of basketball stats from Basketball Reference and search data from Google Trends. It was an affair of numbers and notions, spiked with a pinch of silliness and a dollop of curiosity.

Firstly, we gathered annual draft pick counts for the Boston Celtics from the hallowed halls of Basketball Reference, meticulously tracking each pick from 2004 to 2022. We basked in the glory and grandeur of basketball history, while also juggling spreadsheets with the finesse of a point guard maneuvering through a packed defense.

On the other side of the court, our intrepid team dove into the bizarre world of Google Trends, scrutinizing the timeline of searches for "who is Donald Trump." We navigated through the digital landscape, dodging algorithmic traps and keyword confusions with the dexterity of a seasoned online explorer.

With both sets of data in hand, we rolled up our sleeves and unleashed an arsenal of statistical prowess. Armed with regression analysis, correlation coefficients, and a fervent belief in the power of puns, we marched boldly into the arena of data interpretation. We traversed spreadsheets and graphs like intrepid adventurers scaling treacherous peaks, seeking patterns, and connections where others might tread warily.

Our research team employed a sequence of elaborate dances, interpretative dances, and, at times, downright comical dances to accompany our statistical analyses. We twirled and twisted through the data, occasionally breaking into impromptu renditions of celebratory sports anthems, all in the name of fostering a convivial research environment.

What emerged from this whimsical saga was a correlation coefficient of 0.8842658, a numerical affirmation of the captivating link between the Boston Celtics' draft picks and the digital clamor surrounding the enigmatic persona of Donald Trump. With a significance level of p < 0.01, our findings did not merely poise themselves at the edge of statistical probability; they leaped off like a daring slam dunk over skepticism and doubt.

As we conclude this report of statistical absurdity and curious correlations, we hope to have laid bare the unexpected associations that weave through the tapestry of sports, politics, and online inquiries. This journey has been one of statistical acrobatics, whimsical wonder, and academic inquiry laced with a generous pinch of humor. Join us as we revel in the peculiarities of our findings and embrace the delightful confusion that comes with unraveling the mysteries of human curiosity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count and Google searches for 'who is donald trump'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Basketball Refererence and Google Trends .

For the time period 2004 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8842658, r-squared of 0.7819259, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Drafting Donald: How the Boston Celtics' Annual Picks Drive Google Searches for 'Who is Donald Trump'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aimed to shed light on the obscure correlation between the annual draft pick count of the Boston Celtics and the Google searches for 'who is Donald Trump'. Despite sounding more like the premise of a sports-themed sitcom, our findings reveal an unexpected link between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Using a combination of basketball statistics from Basketball Reference and search data from Google Trends, our analysis yielded a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8842658 with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the years 2004 to 2022. While the connection might prompt skepticism and raised eyebrows, the data tells a compelling story. Join us as we unravel this quirky association that underscores the whimsical interplay between sports, politics, and online curiosity.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As the late, great physicist and occasional basketball enthusiast, Sir Isaac Newton, once said, "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." Little did he know that this simple adage would one day find its way into a study connecting the Boston Celtics' draft picks to the curious queries about a certain figure in American politics. Yes, we are delving into the bizarre but strangely compelling world of the interplay between NBA draft picks and online searches for "who is Donald Trump".
It's not often that the worlds of professional basketball and presidential inquiries collide, but here we are, ready to unravel the mystery behind this seemingly incongruous duo. While it may sound like the setup for a punchline at a sports-themed stand-up comedy night, our investigation has uncovered a truly unexpected and rather intriguing connection.
The Boston Celtics, known for their illustrious history and tradition in the NBA, have consistently been a force to be reckoned with on the court. However, could there be more to their annual draft picks than meets the eye? And what about the timing of these picks in relation to the public's fascination with a certain real estate tycoon turned reality TV star turned U.S. President? Join us as we embark on this journey of data analysis and uncover the mysterious ties that bind these two seemingly disparate entities. Be prepared for a few puns, some statistical slam dunks, and a healthy dose of whimsical wonder as we navigate this uncharted territory of sports, politics, and digital curiosity. Let's tip-off this investigation with a dash of humor and a whole lot of curiosity!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our study uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the annual draft pick count of the Boston Celtics and the frequency of Google searches for 'who is Donald Trump'. The correlation coefficient of 0.8842658 and an r-squared value of 0.7819259 suggest a robust relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. To put it simply, the data drew a three-pointer from half-court with this unexpected discovery.

As depicted in Fig. 1, our scatterplot showcases the undeniable connection between the number of Celtics' draft picks and the level of public interest in understanding the enigma that is Donald Trump. The plot resembles a perfectly executed pick-and-roll play, with the draft picks serving as the screen to spark curiosity about the former president.

It's tempting to dub this correlation as the "Curiosity Quotient," reflecting the intricate dance between sports draft dynamics and public fascination with political figures. Much like a thrilling basketball game, our findings kept us on the edge of our seats, with each data point serving as an unexpected alley-oop pass to the next.

The statistical significance level of p < 0.01 further solidifies the validity of this connection, leaving us with a slam dunk of a result that demands attention and further exploration. While we initially approached this investigation with equal parts skepticism and amusement, the data has emphatically declared, "No, this isn’t just a mere coincidence."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count and Google searches for 'who is donald trump'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Drafting Donald: How the Boston Celtics' Annual Picks Drive Google Searches for 'Who is Donald Trump'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aimed to shed light on the obscure correlation between the annual draft pick count of the Boston Celtics and the Google searches for 'who is Donald Trump'. Despite sounding more like the premise of a sports-themed sitcom, our findings reveal an unexpected link between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Using a combination of basketball statistics from Basketball Reference and search data from Google Trends, our analysis yielded a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8842658 with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the years 2004 to 2022. While the connection might prompt skepticism and raised eyebrows, the data tells a compelling story. Join us as we unravel this quirky association that underscores the whimsical interplay between sports, politics, and online curiosity.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In the realm of unexpected correlations and seemingly unrelated phenomena, researchers have long been intrigued by the bizarre connections that surface in data analysis. Smith et al. (2010) delved into the intricate web of statistical associations and unearthed surprising links between seemingly disparate variables. Similarly, Doe and Jones (2015) presented compelling evidence of unexpected correlations, challenging the conventional boundaries of statistical analysis.
As we wade into the peculiar world of sports and politics, our exploration takes an unexpected turn as we consider the influences of basketball picks on public intrigue towards a well-known figure in American politics. While this topic may initially evoke skepticism and amusement, the revelations of this investigation are nothing short of astonishing.
Contrary to the conventional scope of sports-related inquiries, "Basketball and Beyond: The Dynamic Influence of Sports on Society" by Sports Analyst et al. (2018) offers insights into the diverse and often unforeseen impacts of sporting events and dynamics on society at large. This exploration broadens our perspective on the multifaceted influences of sports, leading us to ponder the potential ripple effects that extend beyond the court.
Turning our attention to the realm of political intrigue and public curiosity, "Political Figures Unveiled: Stories Behind the Search Queries" by Political Analyst et al. (2016) provides an insightful overview of the interplay between public curiosity and the personas that spark widespread interest. The book examines the dynamic nature of public interest and its manifestations in search queries, laying the groundwork for our investigation into the connection between Google searches for 'who is Donald Trump' and the Boston Celtics' draft picks.
While the bulk of traditional literature rests on quantitative and empirical studies, our exploration takes an unorthodox leap into the realms of fiction and childhood nostalgia. "The Curious Case of Curious George: A Tale of Political Mischief" by Fiction Author (2015), while primarily a work of fiction, prompts us to consider the whimsical nature of public intrigue and the unanticipated contexts in which curiosity manifests. This playful yet thought-provoking narrative serves as an unlikely inspiration for our investigation, offering a lighthearted approach to unraveling human curiosity and its far-reaching implications.
In a similar vein, the children's show "Dora the Explorer" has inadvertently become an unexpected source of insight through its portrayal of adventurous quests and the pursuit of knowledge. While ostensibly unrelated to our inquiry, the tenacity and curiosity exhibited by the titular character prompt us to reflect on the diverse channels through which curiosity and inquiry emerge in unexpected forms.
As we venture deeper into this peculiar investigation, our literature review embarks on an unorthodox journey that transcends the confines of conventional scholarship, tapping into the realms of whimsy and unexpected inspiration. Join us as we uncover the surprising ties that bind the Boston Celtics' draft picks and the intriguing world of 'who is Donald Trump' search queries.

[[RESULTS]]
Our study uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the annual draft pick count of the Boston Celtics and the frequency of Google searches for 'who is Donald Trump'. The correlation coefficient of 0.8842658 and an r-squared value of 0.7819259 suggest a robust relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. To put it simply, the data drew a three-pointer from half-court with this unexpected discovery.
As depicted in Fig. 1, our scatterplot showcases the undeniable connection between the number of Celtics' draft picks and the level of public interest in understanding the enigma that is Donald Trump. The plot resembles a perfectly executed pick-and-roll play, with the draft picks serving as the screen to spark curiosity about the former president.
It's tempting to dub this correlation as the "Curiosity Quotient," reflecting the intricate dance between sports draft dynamics and public fascination with political figures. Much like a thrilling basketball game, our findings kept us on the edge of our seats, with each data point serving as an unexpected alley-oop pass to the next.
The statistical significance level of p < 0.01 further solidifies the validity of this connection, leaving us with a slam dunk of a result that demands attention and further exploration. While we initially approached this investigation with equal parts skepticism and amusement, the data has emphatically declared, "No, this isn’t just a mere coincidence."

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our results leave us pondering the peculiar interplay between a historic basketball franchise and online searches for 'who is Donald Trump'. It's as if the Boston Celtics draft picks are the MVPs of curiosity, snagging the public's attention like a well-executed full-court press.

Reflecting on the peculiar literature review, our study lends empirical support to the unorthodox narratives explored in the whimsical insights of "The Curious Case of Curious George" and the daring exploits of "Dora the Explorer". It seems we've stumbled upon the statistical equivalent of a treasure map, uncovering unexpected connections in the data's uncharted territory.

The robust correlation coefficient and significant p-value give us a slam dunk result that's hard to ignore. This finding is more surprising than discovering a unicorn in the NBA draft. It's as if every draft pick is whispering, "Hey Google, who is Donald Trump?" before they hit the court.

Our findings provide compelling evidence that the Celtics' draft picks fuel public intrigue, akin to an intricate play unfolding on the court. The data points are like spirited players moving fluidly, passing around the spotlight of curiosity and leaving statistical opponents befuddled.

In light of the unexpected support from prior research on surprising correlations, it seems we've hit a home run in the realm of statistical oddities. The data has spoken, and it's saying, "There's more to this than meets the eye."

As we wrap our minds around this offbeat correlation, we're reminded that statistical analyses often yield unexpected treasures. So, let's keep our eyes peeled for the next statistical rabbit hole and brace ourselves for the unusual and the whimsical in the world of data.


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System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count and Google searches for 'who is donald trump'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Drafting Donald: How the Boston Celtics' Annual Picks Drive Google Searches for 'Who is Donald Trump'

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aimed to shed light on the obscure correlation between the annual draft pick count of the Boston Celtics and the Google searches for 'who is Donald Trump'. Despite sounding more like the premise of a sports-themed sitcom, our findings reveal an unexpected link between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Using a combination of basketball statistics from Basketball Reference and search data from Google Trends, our analysis yielded a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8842658 with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the years 2004 to 2022. While the connection might prompt skepticism and raised eyebrows, the data tells a compelling story. Join us as we unravel this quirky association that underscores the whimsical interplay between sports, politics, and online curiosity.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As the late, great physicist and occasional basketball enthusiast, Sir Isaac Newton, once said, "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." Little did he know that this simple adage would one day find its way into a study connecting the Boston Celtics' draft picks to the curious queries about a certain figure in American politics. Yes, we are delving into the bizarre but strangely compelling world of the interplay between NBA draft picks and online searches for "who is Donald Trump".
It's not often that the worlds of professional basketball and presidential inquiries collide, but here we are, ready to unravel the mystery behind this seemingly incongruous duo. While it may sound like the setup for a punchline at a sports-themed stand-up comedy night, our investigation has uncovered a truly unexpected and rather intriguing connection.
The Boston Celtics, known for their illustrious history and tradition in the NBA, have consistently been a force to be reckoned with on the court. However, could there be more to their annual draft picks than meets the eye? And what about the timing of these picks in relation to the public's fascination with a certain real estate tycoon turned reality TV star turned U.S. President? Join us as we embark on this journey of data analysis and uncover the mysterious ties that bind these two seemingly disparate entities. Be prepared for a few puns, some statistical slam dunks, and a healthy dose of whimsical wonder as we navigate this uncharted territory of sports, politics, and digital curiosity. Let's tip-off this investigation with a dash of humor and a whole lot of curiosity!

[[RESULTS]]
Our study uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the annual draft pick count of the Boston Celtics and the frequency of Google searches for 'who is Donald Trump'. The correlation coefficient of 0.8842658 and an r-squared value of 0.7819259 suggest a robust relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. To put it simply, the data drew a three-pointer from half-court with this unexpected discovery.
As depicted in Fig. 1, our scatterplot showcases the undeniable connection between the number of Celtics' draft picks and the level of public interest in understanding the enigma that is Donald Trump. The plot resembles a perfectly executed pick-and-roll play, with the draft picks serving as the screen to spark curiosity about the former president.
It's tempting to dub this correlation as the "Curiosity Quotient," reflecting the intricate dance between sports draft dynamics and public fascination with political figures. Much like a thrilling basketball game, our findings kept us on the edge of our seats, with each data point serving as an unexpected alley-oop pass to the next.
The statistical significance level of p < 0.01 further solidifies the validity of this connection, leaving us with a slam dunk of a result that demands attention and further exploration. While we initially approached this investigation with equal parts skepticism and amusement, the data has emphatically declared, "No, this isn’t just a mere coincidence."

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation has not only uncovered an eyebrow-raising correlation between the Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count and Google searches for 'who is Donald Trump', but it has also added a dash of whimsy to the often serious world of academic research. Who knew that an NBA team's draft picks could spark such a surge of interest in a political figure?

While one may ponder if it's the anticipation of new talent or simply a distraction from the tumultuous world of politics that fuels this connection, one thing is for sure – the data doesn't lie. But on the bright side, we now have concrete evidence to present to our friends when we argue that sports and politics are more intertwined than they seem!

We must admit, analyzing this quirky association felt a lot like trying to make a layup blindfolded – surprising, befuddling, and just a little bit delightful. It's as if the universe decided to throw us a curveball, and in response, we've created a new game of statistical charades.

Ultimately, as Einstein once said, "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler." So, let's cut through the hoopla and declare with utmost certainty that no more research is needed in this area. It's time to put this "drafty" yet fascinating study to rest and let it be enshrined in the Hall of Whimsical Discoveries.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Drafting Donald: How the Boston Celtics' Annual Picks Drive Google Searches for 'Who is Donald Trump'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Sports Analytics and Pop Culture Trends


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Drafting Donald: How the Boston Celtics' Annual Picks Drive Google Searches for 'Who is Donald Trump'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The International Institute for Hoops and Search Trends


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Drafting Donald: How the Boston Celtics' Annual Picks Drive Google Searches for 'Who is Donald Trump' with an abstract of In this study, we aimed to shed light on the obscure correlation between the annual draft pick count of the Boston Celtics and the Google searches for 'who is Donald Trump'. Despite sounding more like the premise of a sports-themed sitcom, our findings reveal an unexpected link between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Using a combination of basketball statistics from Basketball Reference and search data from Google Trends, our analysis yielded a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8842658 with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the years 2004 to 2022. While the connection might prompt skepticism and raised eyebrows, the data tells a compelling story. Join us as we unravel this quirky association that underscores the whimsical interplay between sports, politics, and online curiosity.

ChatGPT:

Boston Celtics, NBA draft picks, Donald Trump, Google search trends, correlation analysis, basketball statistics, Boston Celtics draft history, online search behavior, sports and politics intersection

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Data details

Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count
Source: Basketball Refererence
See what else correlates with Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count

Google searches for 'who is donald trump'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'who is donald trump' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'who is donald trump'

Correlation r = 0.8842658 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7819259 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 78.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'who is donald trump') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count) over the 19 years from 2004 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.08E-7. 0.0000005078147344630387000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.88 in 5.08E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,969,222 random variables You don't actually need 1 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 18 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 18 because we have two variables measured over a period of 19 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.72, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count (Picks)43122122312613715522
Google searches for 'who is donald trump' (Rel. search volume)0.8333330.60.4444440.3333330111.444441.1115.5833321.833395.333335.8333312.253.333333.66667




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4,3,1,2,2,1,2,2,3,1,2,6,13,7,1,5,5,2,2,])
array_2 = np.array([0.833333,0.6,0.444444,0.333333,0,1,1,1.44444,1.1,1,1,5.58333,21.8333,9,5.33333,5.83333,12.25,3.33333,3.66667,])
array_1_name = "Boston Celtics' annual draft pick count"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'who is donald trump'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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