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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Blanca and the second variable is Robberies in Texas.  The chart goes from 1985 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the popularity of the name Blanca decreased, there were fewer people named Blanca in Texas. This led to a significant decline in the formation of all-female heist crews, who were notorious for their daring Texas bank robberies. With fewer Blanca's participating, the overall violent crime rate in Texas naturally saw a decrease.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image in the style of pop art depicting the charming main street in Blanco, Texas. The scene should showcase vibrant colors and bold, contrasting outlines to emphasize the bustling activity of the street. The fading name "Blanca" should be visually represented as if it's gradually being washed away, symbolizing its declining popularity. The local sheriff's office should stand proud at the forefront, displaying a dramatic decrease in crime statistics. The overall visual should capture the transformation of the town into a peaceful haven, brought about by the fading popularity of the once prevalent name. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Blanca and Robberies in Texas Violent Crime. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie Art nouveau Pop art Voxel art Cutsy graphics
ChatGPT: Pop art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Blanca and Robberies in Texas Violent Crime, in the following situation: People just didn't want to "white" it out anymore, so they started behaving themselves and keeping the peace. It's like the name was a bad omen, but now that it's fading into obscurity, so are the criminal shenanigans. It's a "whitewash" of crime, if you will.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the small town of Blanco, Texas, the streets were bustling with activity as the name Blanca, once popular, now fading, was no longer heard as frequently. People strolled along the charming main street, enjoying the peaceful atmosphere. A sign outside the local sheriff's office proudly displayed a dramatic decrease in the number of robberies and violent crimes, reflecting the positive impact of the fading popularity of the name. The fading name had seemingly washed away the crime, turning the town into a peaceful haven.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Pop art ] and depicting this scene: In the small town of Blanco, Texas, the streets were bustling with activity as the name Blanca, once popular, now fading, was no longer heard as frequently. People strolled along the charming main street, enjoying the peaceful atmosphere. A sign outside the local sheriff's office proudly displayed a dramatic decrease in the number of robberies and violent crimes, reflecting the positive impact of the fading popularity of the name. The fading name had seemingly washed away the crime, turning the town into a peaceful haven. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image in the style of pop art depicting the charming main street in Blanco, Texas. The scene should showcase vibrant colors and bold, contrasting outlines to emphasize the bustling activity of the street. The fading name "Blanca" should be visually represented as if it's gradually being washed away, symbolizing its declining popularity. The local sheriff's office should stand proud at the forefront, displaying a dramatic decrease in crime statistics. The overall visual should capture the transformation of the town into a peaceful haven, brought about by the fading popularity of the once prevalent name.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the first name Blanca caused Robberies in Texas Violent Crime to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The White Robbery: Unraveling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Blanca and Robberies in Texas

Journal of Eccentric Sociological Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Blanca and Robberies in Texas Violent Crime. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The White Robbery: Unraveling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name "Blanca" and Robberies in Texas

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research study delves into the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Blanca" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Texas. Utilizing a blend of data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we employed rigorous statistical analyses to uncover potential patterns.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. This significant statistical association hints at a potential link between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas, sparking new avenues for exploration and inquiry.

Just as the name "Blanca" has been rising in popularity, so has the frequency of robberies in Texas. It's as if the name itself has been caught red-handed in this statistical caper, leaving us wondering just how much influence a name can truly have on criminal behavior.

Further research in this area could ultimately shed light on the intricate web of social and psychological factors that may contribute to this curious correlation. This study illuminates the curious interplay between nomenclature and nefarious activities, leaving us all thinking, "What's in a name? Apparently, a statistical significance in Texas crime."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Blanca and Robberies in Texas Violent Crime. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The White Robbery: Unraveling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name "Blanca" and Robberies in Texas

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research study delves into the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Blanca" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Texas. Utilizing a blend of data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we employed rigorous statistical analyses to uncover potential patterns.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. This significant statistical association hints at a potential link between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas, sparking new avenues for exploration and inquiry.

Just as the name "Blanca" has been rising in popularity, so has the frequency of robberies in Texas. It's as if the name itself has been caught red-handed in this statistical caper, leaving us wondering just how much influence a name can truly have on criminal behavior.

Further research in this area could ultimately shed light on the intricate web of social and psychological factors that may contribute to this curious correlation. This study illuminates the curious interplay between nomenclature and nefarious activities, leaving us all thinking, "What's in a name? Apparently, a statistical significance in Texas crime."

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

"What's in a name?" This classic question posed by Shakespeare in Romeo and Juliet takes on a whole new meaning as we delve into the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Blanca" and the occurrences of robberies in the Lone Star state. It seems that there might be more to a name than meets the eye, and perhaps a few surprises lurking in the world of statistical correlations and criminal activity.

The tantalizing association between names and criminal behavior has long piqued the interest of researchers, and in this study, we aim to uncover potential patterns that may shed light on this unlikely connection. We couldn't resist the chance to crack this case wide open and examine the statistical clues that might be lurking in the data.

As we embarked on this investigation, we couldn't help but think of a classic dad joke: Why don't statisticians play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them – they're always in the data! But in all seriousness, our quest to untangle the mystery behind the correlation between the name "Blanca" and robberies in Texas led us down a path that was both unexpected and, at times, downright perplexing.

The use of rigorous statistical analyses allowed us to uncover a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. It's as if the data itself was whispering a riddle, daring us to solve the enigma of the "White Robbery." But with this level of statistical significance, it seems that the clues were pointing us in a tantalizing direction.

We couldn't help but be reminded of the quip, "I'm reading a book on the statistics of crime. It's a real page-turner!" As we dove headfirst into the numbers and charts, we found ourselves captivated by the potential implications of this significant statistical association. It's almost as if the name "Blanca" has left its mark on the Texas crime scene, casting a shadow of statistical intrigue over the landscape of criminal behavior.

Our findings open the door to new avenues for exploration and inquiry, tantalizing us with the promise of uncovering the mysterious ways in which nomenclature might intersect with nefarious activities. It's as if the name "Blanca" has taken on a life of its own, leaving us all pondering just how much influence a name can truly have on the unfolding drama of criminal behavior.

In the words of the Bard himself, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." And yet, in the realm of statistics and crime, it seems that a name can carry a weighty significance that leaves us all pondering the curious interplay between nomenclature and the shadowy world of criminal activities.

Stay tuned as we unravel the mystifying connection between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas, and remember – sometimes, the most unexpected correlations can lead to the most intriguing insights.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Blanca and Robberies in Texas Violent Crime. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The White Robbery: Unraveling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name "Blanca" and Robberies in Texas

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research study delves into the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Blanca" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Texas. Utilizing a blend of data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we employed rigorous statistical analyses to uncover potential patterns.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. This significant statistical association hints at a potential link between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas, sparking new avenues for exploration and inquiry.

Just as the name "Blanca" has been rising in popularity, so has the frequency of robberies in Texas. It's as if the name itself has been caught red-handed in this statistical caper, leaving us wondering just how much influence a name can truly have on criminal behavior.

Further research in this area could ultimately shed light on the intricate web of social and psychological factors that may contribute to this curious correlation. This study illuminates the curious interplay between nomenclature and nefarious activities, leaving us all thinking, "What's in a name? Apparently, a statistical significance in Texas crime."

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
"What's in a name?" This classic question posed by Shakespeare in Romeo and Juliet takes on a whole new meaning as we delve into the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Blanca" and the occurrences of robberies in the Lone Star state. It seems that there might be more to a name than meets the eye, and perhaps a few surprises lurking in the world of statistical correlations and criminal activity.
The tantalizing association between names and criminal behavior has long piqued the interest of researchers, and in this study, we aim to uncover potential patterns that may shed light on this unlikely connection. We couldn't resist the chance to crack this case wide open and examine the statistical clues that might be lurking in the data.
As we embarked on this investigation, we couldn't help but think of a classic dad joke: Why don't statisticians play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them – they're always in the data! But in all seriousness, our quest to untangle the mystery behind the correlation between the name "Blanca" and robberies in Texas led us down a path that was both unexpected and, at times, downright perplexing.
The use of rigorous statistical analyses allowed us to uncover a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. It's as if the data itself was whispering a riddle, daring us to solve the enigma of the "White Robbery." But with this level of statistical significance, it seems that the clues were pointing us in a tantalizing direction.
We couldn't help but be reminded of the quip, "I'm reading a book on the statistics of crime. It's a real page-turner!" As we dove headfirst into the numbers and charts, we found ourselves captivated by the potential implications of this significant statistical association. It's almost as if the name "Blanca" has left its mark on the Texas crime scene, casting a shadow of statistical intrigue over the landscape of criminal behavior.
Our findings open the door to new avenues for exploration and inquiry, tantalizing us with the promise of uncovering the mysterious ways in which nomenclature might intersect with nefarious activities. It's as if the name "Blanca" has taken on a life of its own, leaving us all pondering just how much influence a name can truly have on the unfolding drama of criminal behavior.
In the words of the Bard himself, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." And yet, in the realm of statistics and crime, it seems that a name can carry a weighty significance that leaves us all pondering the curious interplay between nomenclature and the shadowy world of criminal activities.
Stay tuned as we unravel the mystifying connection between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas, and remember – sometimes, the most unexpected correlations can lead to the most intriguing insights.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Numerous academic studies have sought to explore the complex interplay between names and various social phenomena. Smith and colleagues (2010) investigated the potential influence of first names on career success, while Doe et al. (2015) delved into the relationship between names and academic achievement. In a similarly serious vein, Jones (2017) examined the cultural implications of naming practices in diverse societies. One might say that these authors were truly taking a "novel" approach to understanding the impact of nomenclature on different aspects of life.

As we wade further into the realm of names and their surprising connections, it's like we're navigating uncharted waters in a sea of statistical intrigue. Speaking of sea-related topics, did you hear about the pirate who couldn't afford to pay for his nautical education? He had to take out a student "loan."

In the realm of non-fiction literature that may shed light on this subject, "Freakonomics" by Levitt and Dubner (2005) explores unconventional connections in society, while "Blink" by Malcolm Gladwell (2005) delves into the subconscious influences that shape our decisions. Perhaps even our decisions about what names to give our children? The statistical sleuthing in these books may offer some parallels to our own pursuit of uncovering the enigma of the "White Robbery."

Venturing into the world of fiction, we encounter "Crime and Punishment" by Fyodor Dostoevsky and "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" by Stieg Larsson. These morsels of literary intrigue offer us glimpses into the world of crime and intrigue, where names and their associations with nefarious activities unfold in dramatic fashion.

Speaking of dramatic fashion, did you hear about the statistician who wore two different shoes to work? He said it was a "pair" of "parallel" fashion statements.

In the digital realm, internet memes have also played a role in perpetuating ideas related to crime and statistics. The "Distracted Boyfriend" meme, with its humorous take on decision-making, carries echoes of the subconscious influences that our statistical analyses seek to uncover. And who could forget the "This is Fine" dog, whose nonchalant attitude in the face of chaos may parallel our own reactions when uncovering unexpected statistical correlations.

The juxtaposition of these varied sources – serious academic publications, non-fiction books, fiction novels, and internet memes – serves to illuminate the wide-ranging implications of our quest to unravel the connection between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas. It's as if the very essence of statistical analysis is coming to life in a lively dance of numbers and names, leaving us all pondering the intricacies of this statistical sleuthing.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Blanca and Robberies in Texas Violent Crime. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1985 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The White Robbery: Unraveling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name "Blanca" and Robberies in Texas

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research study delves into the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Blanca" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Texas. Utilizing a blend of data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we employed rigorous statistical analyses to uncover potential patterns.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. This significant statistical association hints at a potential link between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas, sparking new avenues for exploration and inquiry.

Just as the name "Blanca" has been rising in popularity, so has the frequency of robberies in Texas. It's as if the name itself has been caught red-handed in this statistical caper, leaving us wondering just how much influence a name can truly have on criminal behavior.

Further research in this area could ultimately shed light on the intricate web of social and psychological factors that may contribute to this curious correlation. This study illuminates the curious interplay between nomenclature and nefarious activities, leaving us all thinking, "What's in a name? Apparently, a statistical significance in Texas crime."

[[INTRODUCTION]]
"What's in a name?" This classic question posed by Shakespeare in Romeo and Juliet takes on a whole new meaning as we delve into the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Blanca" and the occurrences of robberies in the Lone Star state. It seems that there might be more to a name than meets the eye, and perhaps a few surprises lurking in the world of statistical correlations and criminal activity.
The tantalizing association between names and criminal behavior has long piqued the interest of researchers, and in this study, we aim to uncover potential patterns that may shed light on this unlikely connection. We couldn't resist the chance to crack this case wide open and examine the statistical clues that might be lurking in the data.
As we embarked on this investigation, we couldn't help but think of a classic dad joke: Why don't statisticians play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them – they're always in the data! But in all seriousness, our quest to untangle the mystery behind the correlation between the name "Blanca" and robberies in Texas led us down a path that was both unexpected and, at times, downright perplexing.
The use of rigorous statistical analyses allowed us to uncover a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. It's as if the data itself was whispering a riddle, daring us to solve the enigma of the "White Robbery." But with this level of statistical significance, it seems that the clues were pointing us in a tantalizing direction.
We couldn't help but be reminded of the quip, "I'm reading a book on the statistics of crime. It's a real page-turner!" As we dove headfirst into the numbers and charts, we found ourselves captivated by the potential implications of this significant statistical association. It's almost as if the name "Blanca" has left its mark on the Texas crime scene, casting a shadow of statistical intrigue over the landscape of criminal behavior.
Our findings open the door to new avenues for exploration and inquiry, tantalizing us with the promise of uncovering the mysterious ways in which nomenclature might intersect with nefarious activities. It's as if the name "Blanca" has taken on a life of its own, leaving us all pondering just how much influence a name can truly have on the unfolding drama of criminal behavior.
In the words of the Bard himself, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." And yet, in the realm of statistics and crime, it seems that a name can carry a weighty significance that leaves us all pondering the curious interplay between nomenclature and the shadowy world of criminal activities.
Stay tuned as we unravel the mystifying connection between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas, and remember – sometimes, the most unexpected correlations can lead to the most intriguing insights.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the enigmatic connection between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the occurrences of robberies in Texas, we meticulously crafted a research methodology that would leave no statistical stone unturned. Our data collection process voyaged through the virtual seas of the internet, navigating the treacherous waters of the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, in search of the elusive statistical pearls that might unveil this unlikely correlation.

Our team employed a multifaceted approach to data collection, utilizing information from the US Social Security Administration to capture the rising and falling tides of "Blanca" popularity across the years, and delving into the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to uncover the ebbs and flows of robbery occurrences in the state of Texas. As we navigated through this sea of data, we couldn't help but think of the joke, "I love the smell of p-values in the morning – they smell like statistically significant findings."

The dataset encompassed a timeframe from 1985 to 2022, ensuring a comprehensive examination of the evolving landscape of both "Blanca" nomenclature and criminal activities in the lone star state. We then meticulously processed the data, utilizing a combination of statistical software and a healthy dose of humor to maintain our sanity as we ventured into the labyrinth of numbers and coefficients.

Employing rigorous statistical analyses, including correlation coefficients, regression models, and time series analyses, we sought to uncover the hidden patterns and potential relationships between the temporal fluctuations in the popularity of "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas. In the midst of carrying out these analyses, we couldn't resist a chuckle as we recalled the quip, "If you torture the data long enough, it will confess."

Our statistical approach allowed us to unveil the striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 and a p-value less than 0.01, yielding a result that was both eyebrow-raising and statistically tantalizing. The statistical significance of this association beckoned us toward the fringes of research, stirring our curiosity and prompting us to unravel the riddle shrouded in the binary digits of data. As we journeyed through this statistical adventure, we couldn't help but marvel at the unexpected twists and turns that the numbers unveiled, proving the old adage true – sometimes, the most intriguing correlations lay in the unlikeliest of places.

In summary, our methodology employed a combination of data collection from reputable sources, rigorous statistical analyses, and a healthy dose of statistical humor to decode the mysterious link between the name "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas. The journey was as unpredictable as it was enlightening, leaving us all pondering the curious interplay between nomenclature and the shadowy world of criminal activities in the state of Texas.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Blanca and Robberies in Texas Violent Crime. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 1985 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9568278, r-squared of 0.9155195, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The White Robbery: Unraveling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name "Blanca" and Robberies in Texas

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research study delves into the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Blanca" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Texas. Utilizing a blend of data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we employed rigorous statistical analyses to uncover potential patterns.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. This significant statistical association hints at a potential link between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas, sparking new avenues for exploration and inquiry.

Just as the name "Blanca" has been rising in popularity, so has the frequency of robberies in Texas. It's as if the name itself has been caught red-handed in this statistical caper, leaving us wondering just how much influence a name can truly have on criminal behavior.

Further research in this area could ultimately shed light on the intricate web of social and psychological factors that may contribute to this curious correlation. This study illuminates the curious interplay between nomenclature and nefarious activities, leaving us all thinking, "What's in a name? Apparently, a statistical significance in Texas crime."

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
"What's in a name?" This classic question posed by Shakespeare in Romeo and Juliet takes on a whole new meaning as we delve into the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Blanca" and the occurrences of robberies in the Lone Star state. It seems that there might be more to a name than meets the eye, and perhaps a few surprises lurking in the world of statistical correlations and criminal activity.
The tantalizing association between names and criminal behavior has long piqued the interest of researchers, and in this study, we aim to uncover potential patterns that may shed light on this unlikely connection. We couldn't resist the chance to crack this case wide open and examine the statistical clues that might be lurking in the data.
As we embarked on this investigation, we couldn't help but think of a classic dad joke: Why don't statisticians play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them – they're always in the data! But in all seriousness, our quest to untangle the mystery behind the correlation between the name "Blanca" and robberies in Texas led us down a path that was both unexpected and, at times, downright perplexing.
The use of rigorous statistical analyses allowed us to uncover a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. It's as if the data itself was whispering a riddle, daring us to solve the enigma of the "White Robbery." But with this level of statistical significance, it seems that the clues were pointing us in a tantalizing direction.
We couldn't help but be reminded of the quip, "I'm reading a book on the statistics of crime. It's a real page-turner!" As we dove headfirst into the numbers and charts, we found ourselves captivated by the potential implications of this significant statistical association. It's almost as if the name "Blanca" has left its mark on the Texas crime scene, casting a shadow of statistical intrigue over the landscape of criminal behavior.
Our findings open the door to new avenues for exploration and inquiry, tantalizing us with the promise of uncovering the mysterious ways in which nomenclature might intersect with nefarious activities. It's as if the name "Blanca" has taken on a life of its own, leaving us all pondering just how much influence a name can truly have on the unfolding drama of criminal behavior.
In the words of the Bard himself, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." And yet, in the realm of statistics and crime, it seems that a name can carry a weighty significance that leaves us all pondering the curious interplay between nomenclature and the shadowy world of criminal activities.
Stay tuned as we unravel the mystifying connection between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas, and remember – sometimes, the most unexpected correlations can lead to the most intriguing insights.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data collected from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services revealed a remarkably high correlation between the popularity of the first name "Blanca" and the number of robberies in Texas. The correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 suggests a strong positive relationship between the two variables. To put it in classic dad joke terms, this correlation is "robber-dub-dub" – quite a surprise package indeed!

The r-squared value of 0.9155195 further confirms the robustness of this relationship, indicating that over 91% of the variability in the number of robberies can be explained by the popularity of the name "Blanca." It's as if the data were telling us, "Don't rob me of the chance to reveal this correlation – it's statistically significant!"

Furthermore, with a p-value of less than 0.01, this association surpasses the conventional threshold for statistical significance. It's as if the statistical stars aligned to shine a light on this unexpected correlation, leaving us all wondering just how much impact a name can truly have on criminal activities.

Additionally, the scatterplot presented in Figure 1 showcases the strong positive linear relationship between the variables, providing a visual depiction that complements our statistical findings. The scatterplot clearly illustrates the rise in the popularity of the name "Blanca" alongside the increase in the number of robberies in Texas, making it a real eye-opener for those skeptical of such correlations. It's as if the figure itself is exclaiming, "There's no hiding from this statistical connection – it's as clear as day!"

In essence, our results paint a compelling picture of the intersection between nomenclature and criminal activities, leaving us all pondering the curious ways in which a name can leave a statistical mark on the landscape of crime. It seems that in the realm of statistics and crime, there's more than meets the eye, and uncovering these unexpected correlations can lead to the most thought-provoking insights.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Blanca and Robberies in Texas Violent Crime. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The White Robbery: Unraveling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name "Blanca" and Robberies in Texas

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research study delves into the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Blanca" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Texas. Utilizing a blend of data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we employed rigorous statistical analyses to uncover potential patterns.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. This significant statistical association hints at a potential link between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas, sparking new avenues for exploration and inquiry.

Just as the name "Blanca" has been rising in popularity, so has the frequency of robberies in Texas. It's as if the name itself has been caught red-handed in this statistical caper, leaving us wondering just how much influence a name can truly have on criminal behavior.

Further research in this area could ultimately shed light on the intricate web of social and psychological factors that may contribute to this curious correlation. This study illuminates the curious interplay between nomenclature and nefarious activities, leaving us all thinking, "What's in a name? Apparently, a statistical significance in Texas crime."

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Numerous academic studies have sought to explore the complex interplay between names and various social phenomena. Smith and colleagues (2010) investigated the potential influence of first names on career success, while Doe et al. (2015) delved into the relationship between names and academic achievement. In a similarly serious vein, Jones (2017) examined the cultural implications of naming practices in diverse societies. One might say that these authors were truly taking a "novel" approach to understanding the impact of nomenclature on different aspects of life.
As we wade further into the realm of names and their surprising connections, it's like we're navigating uncharted waters in a sea of statistical intrigue. Speaking of sea-related topics, did you hear about the pirate who couldn't afford to pay for his nautical education? He had to take out a student "loan."
In the realm of non-fiction literature that may shed light on this subject, "Freakonomics" by Levitt and Dubner (2005) explores unconventional connections in society, while "Blink" by Malcolm Gladwell (2005) delves into the subconscious influences that shape our decisions. Perhaps even our decisions about what names to give our children? The statistical sleuthing in these books may offer some parallels to our own pursuit of uncovering the enigma of the "White Robbery."
Venturing into the world of fiction, we encounter "Crime and Punishment" by Fyodor Dostoevsky and "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" by Stieg Larsson. These morsels of literary intrigue offer us glimpses into the world of crime and intrigue, where names and their associations with nefarious activities unfold in dramatic fashion.
Speaking of dramatic fashion, did you hear about the statistician who wore two different shoes to work? He said it was a "pair" of "parallel" fashion statements.
In the digital realm, internet memes have also played a role in perpetuating ideas related to crime and statistics. The "Distracted Boyfriend" meme, with its humorous take on decision-making, carries echoes of the subconscious influences that our statistical analyses seek to uncover. And who could forget the "This is Fine" dog, whose nonchalant attitude in the face of chaos may parallel our own reactions when uncovering unexpected statistical correlations.
The juxtaposition of these varied sources – serious academic publications, non-fiction books, fiction novels, and internet memes – serves to illuminate the wide-ranging implications of our quest to unravel the connection between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas. It's as if the very essence of statistical analysis is coming to life in a lively dance of numbers and names, leaving us all pondering the intricacies of this statistical sleuthing.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services revealed a remarkably high correlation between the popularity of the first name "Blanca" and the number of robberies in Texas. The correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 suggests a strong positive relationship between the two variables. To put it in classic dad joke terms, this correlation is "robber-dub-dub" – quite a surprise package indeed!
The r-squared value of 0.9155195 further confirms the robustness of this relationship, indicating that over 91% of the variability in the number of robberies can be explained by the popularity of the name "Blanca." It's as if the data were telling us, "Don't rob me of the chance to reveal this correlation – it's statistically significant!"
Furthermore, with a p-value of less than 0.01, this association surpasses the conventional threshold for statistical significance. It's as if the statistical stars aligned to shine a light on this unexpected correlation, leaving us all wondering just how much impact a name can truly have on criminal activities.
Additionally, the scatterplot presented in Figure 1 showcases the strong positive linear relationship between the variables, providing a visual depiction that complements our statistical findings. The scatterplot clearly illustrates the rise in the popularity of the name "Blanca" alongside the increase in the number of robberies in Texas, making it a real eye-opener for those skeptical of such correlations. It's as if the figure itself is exclaiming, "There's no hiding from this statistical connection – it's as clear as day!"
In essence, our results paint a compelling picture of the intersection between nomenclature and criminal activities, leaving us all pondering the curious ways in which a name can leave a statistical mark on the landscape of crime. It seems that in the realm of statistics and crime, there's more than meets the eye, and uncovering these unexpected correlations can lead to the most thought-provoking insights.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The phenomenon of the connection between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the number of robberies in Texas yields intriguing results that raise eyebrows as well as statistical pondering. Our findings indeed echo the prior research that has touched upon the influence of nomenclature on various social phenomena, from career success to academic achievement. It seems that the impact of names stretches even farther than anticipated, making us wonder whether a rose by any other name might indeed have a different statistical significance in the realm of crime.

Our statistical analysis has revealed a correlation coefficient so substantial that it's almost criminal in its strength, mirroring the robustness of the associations found in prior literature. The numbers tell a compelling tale, indicating that the rise in the popularity of the name "Blanca" aligns eerily with the surge in robberies in Texas. It's as if the data are playing out a scripted statistical thriller, leaving us at the edge of our seats, anxiously awaiting the next statistical twist.

The high r-squared value further underscores the depth of this relationship, indicating that the popularity of the name "Blanca" accounts for over 91% of the variability in the occurrence of robberies in Texas. This statistical strength is akin to a sturdy fortress, standing firm against the winds of skepticism. It's as if the data are whispering, "Just call me Al – as in statistically significant!"

Furthermore, our results have not only unveiled a strong statistical connection but have also waded into the murky waters of practical significance, with a p-value that reflects an overwhelming endorsement of the relationship. This statistical feat is akin to a magician's trick, where the p-value seems to say, "Abracadabra – behold the power of statistical significance!" It's as if the numbers themselves are urging us to recognize the undeniable influence of the name "Blanca" on the criminal landscape of Texas.

In examining the scatterplot, the visual representation of our findings captures the intriguing rise in the popularity of the name "Blanca" alongside the surge in robberies in Texas, almost like a statistical symphony playing out before our very eyes. It's as if the scatterplot is joining in with a resounding, "Eureka – behold the correlation!"

Our study illuminates the possibility of complex social and psychological factors at play, leaving us all pondering the enigmatic influence of nomenclature on criminal behavior. Through the lens of statistical analysis, it appears that the connection between a name and criminal activities is not merely coincidental but may indeed be a substantial force to reckon with. As we delve further into this curious correlation, we're left contemplating the statistical caper of the "White Robbery" and its remarkable implications for our understanding of the intricate web of societal influences.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Blanca and Robberies in Texas Violent Crime. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The White Robbery: Unraveling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name "Blanca" and Robberies in Texas

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research study delves into the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Blanca" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Texas. Utilizing a blend of data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we employed rigorous statistical analyses to uncover potential patterns.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. This significant statistical association hints at a potential link between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas, sparking new avenues for exploration and inquiry.

Just as the name "Blanca" has been rising in popularity, so has the frequency of robberies in Texas. It's as if the name itself has been caught red-handed in this statistical caper, leaving us wondering just how much influence a name can truly have on criminal behavior.

Further research in this area could ultimately shed light on the intricate web of social and psychological factors that may contribute to this curious correlation. This study illuminates the curious interplay between nomenclature and nefarious activities, leaving us all thinking, "What's in a name? Apparently, a statistical significance in Texas crime."

[[INTRDUCTION]]
"What's in a name?" This classic question posed by Shakespeare in Romeo and Juliet takes on a whole new meaning as we delve into the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Blanca" and the occurrences of robberies in the Lone Star state. It seems that there might be more to a name than meets the eye, and perhaps a few surprises lurking in the world of statistical correlations and criminal activity.
The tantalizing association between names and criminal behavior has long piqued the interest of researchers, and in this study, we aim to uncover potential patterns that may shed light on this unlikely connection. We couldn't resist the chance to crack this case wide open and examine the statistical clues that might be lurking in the data.
As we embarked on this investigation, we couldn't help but think of a classic dad joke: Why don't statisticians play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them – they're always in the data! But in all seriousness, our quest to untangle the mystery behind the correlation between the name "Blanca" and robberies in Texas led us down a path that was both unexpected and, at times, downright perplexing.
The use of rigorous statistical analyses allowed us to uncover a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. It's as if the data itself was whispering a riddle, daring us to solve the enigma of the "White Robbery." But with this level of statistical significance, it seems that the clues were pointing us in a tantalizing direction.
We couldn't help but be reminded of the quip, "I'm reading a book on the statistics of crime. It's a real page-turner!" As we dove headfirst into the numbers and charts, we found ourselves captivated by the potential implications of this significant statistical association. It's almost as if the name "Blanca" has left its mark on the Texas crime scene, casting a shadow of statistical intrigue over the landscape of criminal behavior.
Our findings open the door to new avenues for exploration and inquiry, tantalizing us with the promise of uncovering the mysterious ways in which nomenclature might intersect with nefarious activities. It's as if the name "Blanca" has taken on a life of its own, leaving us all pondering just how much influence a name can truly have on the unfolding drama of criminal behavior.
In the words of the Bard himself, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." And yet, in the realm of statistics and crime, it seems that a name can carry a weighty significance that leaves us all pondering the curious interplay between nomenclature and the shadowy world of criminal activities.
Stay tuned as we unravel the mystifying connection between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas, and remember – sometimes, the most unexpected correlations can lead to the most intriguing insights.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services revealed a remarkably high correlation between the popularity of the first name "Blanca" and the number of robberies in Texas. The correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 suggests a strong positive relationship between the two variables. To put it in classic dad joke terms, this correlation is "robber-dub-dub" – quite a surprise package indeed!
The r-squared value of 0.9155195 further confirms the robustness of this relationship, indicating that over 91% of the variability in the number of robberies can be explained by the popularity of the name "Blanca." It's as if the data were telling us, "Don't rob me of the chance to reveal this correlation – it's statistically significant!"
Furthermore, with a p-value of less than 0.01, this association surpasses the conventional threshold for statistical significance. It's as if the statistical stars aligned to shine a light on this unexpected correlation, leaving us all wondering just how much impact a name can truly have on criminal activities.
Additionally, the scatterplot presented in Figure 1 showcases the strong positive linear relationship between the variables, providing a visual depiction that complements our statistical findings. The scatterplot clearly illustrates the rise in the popularity of the name "Blanca" alongside the increase in the number of robberies in Texas, making it a real eye-opener for those skeptical of such correlations. It's as if the figure itself is exclaiming, "There's no hiding from this statistical connection – it's as clear as day!"
In essence, our results paint a compelling picture of the intersection between nomenclature and criminal activities, leaving us all pondering the curious ways in which a name can leave a statistical mark on the landscape of crime. It seems that in the realm of statistics and crime, there's more than meets the eye, and uncovering these unexpected correlations can lead to the most thought-provoking insights.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has delved into the enthralling correlation between the rise of the name "Blanca" in Texas and the surge in robberies, revealing a statistical connection that could very well be the "white-collar" crime of the century! The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 and the eye-opening r-squared value of 0.9155195 attest to the strength of this association, leaving us all wondering whether there's more to a name than meets the "Texas" crime report.

Our findings beg the question: could it be that the name "Blanca" carries a certain allure, a statistical siren's call that beckons criminal activity in the Lone Star state? It's as if the data were chattering, "You can't escape this correlation – it's statistically arresting!"

As we wrap up this investigation, we couldn't resist one last dad joke: Why did the statistician go to therapy? Because he had too many unresolved issues – particularly about the surprising correlation between names and crime in Texas!

In light of these significant results, it's safe to say that further research in this area might just be "robbery" of precious time and resources. Our study has shed light on the unexpected statistical bond between nomenclature and nefarious activities, leaving us with the undeniable conclusion that, at least in the case of the name "Blanca" and Texas robberies, there's a statistical story worth telling – case closed!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The White Robbery: Unraveling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Blanca and Robberies in Texas. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Eccentric Sociological Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The White Robbery: Unraveling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Blanca and Robberies in Texas. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Committee for Quirky Social Trends Research (CQSTR)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The White Robbery: Unraveling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Blanca and Robberies in Texas with an abstract of This research study delves into the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Blanca" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Texas. Utilizing a blend of data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we employed rigorous statistical analyses to uncover potential patterns.
Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9568278 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. This significant statistical association hints at a potential link between the popularity of the name "Blanca" and the prevalence of robberies in Texas, sparking new avenues for exploration and inquiry.
Just as the name "Blanca" has been rising in popularity, so has the frequency of robberies in Texas. It's as if the name itself has been caught red-handed in this statistical caper, leaving us wondering just how much influence a name can truly have on criminal behavior.
Further research in this area could ultimately shed light on the intricate web of social and psychological factors that may contribute to this curious correlation. This study illuminates the curious interplay between nomenclature and nefarious activities, leaving us all thinking, "What's in a name? Apparently, a statistical significance in Texas crime.

ChatGPT:

"Blanca name popularity Texas robberies"

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



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Data details

Popularity of the first name Blanca
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Blanca
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Blanca

Robberies in Texas
Detailed data title: The robbery rate per 100,000 residents in Texas
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Robberies in Texas

Correlation r = 0.9568278 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9155195 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 91.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Robberies in Texas) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Blanca) over the 38 years from 1985 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 6.6E-21. 0.0000000000000000000066146315
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.96 in 6.6E-19% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 151,180,001,486,099,415,040 random variables You don't actually need 151 quintillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 37 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 37 because we have two variables measured over a period of 38 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.92, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Blanca (Babies born)4224384144786106736396075725275114584464163683894033473692853133412852582131851331511141301161219610211310095105
Robberies in Texas (Robbery rate)550658.9631.1652.6658.5761.4840.1806.3762.1706.5663.9644.4602.5564.6560.3545.1571.6579.7553.1540.9528.1517.3510.4508491448.4408.6408.6410.3406.7412.7433.8437.8412.9421.8446.5453431.9




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([422,438,414,478,610,673,639,607,572,527,511,458,446,416,368,389,403,347,369,285,313,341,285,258,213,185,133,151,114,130,116,121,96,102,113,100,95,105,])
array_2 = np.array([550,658.9,631.1,652.6,658.5,761.4,840.1,806.3,762.1,706.5,663.9,644.4,602.5,564.6,560.3,545.1,571.6,579.7,553.1,540.9,528.1,517.3,510.4,508,491,448.4,408.6,408.6,410.3,406.7,412.7,433.8,437.8,412.9,421.8,446.5,453,431.9,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Blanca"
array_2_name = "Robberies in Texas"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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