about · email me · subscribe
Spurious correlation #2,459 · View random

A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Thomas and the second variable is Air pollution in Chicago.  The chart goes from 1980 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
Download png
, svg

AI explanation

As the popularity of the name Thomas waned, there were fewer people shouting "Tom, a car!" This unexpected drop in car reminders led to reduced traffic congestion and a breath of fresh air for Chicago. Who would have thought that a decrease in Thomas shoutouts could lead to cleaner air routes for the Windy City? It just goes to show, sometimes the key to a pollution solution is right in front of your car grill.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image showing a serene Chicago street scene, with a noticeable decrease in vehicles displaying "THOMAS" license plates. The reduced traffic suggests a decline in the popularity of the name Thomas. Additionally, capture the clear and fresh air resulting from decreased pollution, depicting a cleaner skyline and a pleasant atmosphere. Emphasize the peacefulness and positive environmental impact of the reduced traffic, while incorporating a subtle touch of humor reflecting the nature of Reddit's community. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Thomas and Air pollution in Chicago. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Minimalism a meme Concept art a funny image you would see on reddit Concept art
ChatGPT: a funny image you would see on reddit

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Thomas and Air pollution in Chicago, in the following situation: Fewer Thomases, fewer to-mass produce personalized "THOMAS" license plates for cars, leading to a decrease in overall vehicle ownership and therefore less air pollution in Chicago.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a quiet Chicago street, there are fewer cars with "THOMAS" license plates, indicating a decrease in the popularity of the name Thomas. The reduced number of cars on the road leads to less air pollution, with the skyline looking clearer and the air feeling fresher.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a funny image you would see on reddit ] and depicting this scene: In a quiet Chicago street, there are fewer cars with "THOMAS" license plates, indicating a decrease in the popularity of the name Thomas. The reduced number of cars on the road leads to less air pollution, with the skyline looking clearer and the air feeling fresher. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image showing a serene Chicago street scene, with a noticeable decrease in vehicles displaying "THOMAS" license plates. The reduced traffic suggests a decline in the popularity of the name Thomas. Additionally, capture the clear and fresh air resulting from decreased pollution, depicting a cleaner skyline and a pleasant atmosphere. Emphasize the peacefulness and positive environmental impact of the reduced traffic, while incorporating a subtle touch of humor reflecting the nature of Reddit's community.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the first name Thomas caused Air pollution in Chicago to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Thomas Theorem: Unearthing the Connection Between Name Popularity and Air Pollution in Chicago

Journal of Quirky Sociological Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Thomas and Air pollution in Chicago. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and Environmental Protection Agency to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.7484072 and p < 0.01 for 1980 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Thomas Theorem: Unearthing the Connection Between Name Popularity and Air Pollution in Chicago

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the first name Thomas and air pollution levels in the vibrant city of Chicago. Our research team set out to answer the burning question, "Does being named Thomas predispose one to a higher likelihood of living in an area with poorer air quality?" And, of course, to crack a few dad jokes along the way.

Using data compiled from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we meticulously analyzed trends from 1980 to 2022. Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.7484072, with a p-value of less than 0.01, affirming the robust statistical significance of our results. As the great Thomas Edison once said, "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk," and it seems that Chicago's air quality has certainly innovated in accumulating quite the pile of junk over the years.

Our analysis exhibited a clear positive association between the prevalence of the name Thomas in the Windy City and air pollution levels, prompting us to reconsider the age-old question: "Is there something in the name?" As we further scrutinized the data, we couldn't help but ponder, "Is this a case of 'naming and shaming' or simply a 'coincidence in the pollution occurrence'?"

Thus, our study not only sheds light on the whimsical relationship between nomenclature and environmental conditions but also serves as a humorous testament to the idiosyncrasies of human existence. After all, as Thomas Paine once mused, "These are the times that try men's souls"—much like the trials and tribulations of being a Thomas in a city with a penchant for pollution.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Thomas and Air pollution in Chicago. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Thomas Theorem: Unearthing the Connection Between Name Popularity and Air Pollution in Chicago

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the first name Thomas and air pollution levels in the vibrant city of Chicago. Our research team set out to answer the burning question, "Does being named Thomas predispose one to a higher likelihood of living in an area with poorer air quality?" And, of course, to crack a few dad jokes along the way.

Using data compiled from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we meticulously analyzed trends from 1980 to 2022. Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.7484072, with a p-value of less than 0.01, affirming the robust statistical significance of our results. As the great Thomas Edison once said, "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk," and it seems that Chicago's air quality has certainly innovated in accumulating quite the pile of junk over the years.

Our analysis exhibited a clear positive association between the prevalence of the name Thomas in the Windy City and air pollution levels, prompting us to reconsider the age-old question: "Is there something in the name?" As we further scrutinized the data, we couldn't help but ponder, "Is this a case of 'naming and shaming' or simply a 'coincidence in the pollution occurrence'?"

Thus, our study not only sheds light on the whimsical relationship between nomenclature and environmental conditions but also serves as a humorous testament to the idiosyncrasies of human existence. After all, as Thomas Paine once mused, "These are the times that try men's souls"—much like the trials and tribulations of being a Thomas in a city with a penchant for pollution.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Wading into the murky waters of name-based research, we find ourselves in a quest to unravel the mysterious connection between the popularity of the first name Thomas and the atmospheric conditions in the bustling metropolis of Chicago. As we delve into this unconventional inquiry, we are reminded of the profound words of Thomas Aquinas: "There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship" – and we hope that our findings will forge a lasting friendship between the statistics of nomenclature and air quality.

The notion of a name shaping one's environment may seem far-fetched, but as the great Thomas Jefferson once said, "I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it." With this in mind, we roll up our sleeves and embark on a journey through data, dust, and perhaps a dash of destiny, aiming to uncover the enigma of the Thomas Theorem.

Emerging from the mist of conjecture, our investigation is underpinned by the theory that individuals bearing the name Thomas may gravitate toward locales with an ampler supply of airborne particles. One cannot help but marvel at the irony of this situation, reminiscent of the classic dad joke: "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." Much like this corny jest, our study sheds light on an unexpected correlation and invites a chuckle or two along the way.

So, armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a healthy dose of skepticism, we set out to test the hypothesis that the name Thomas is more than a mere moniker – it's a atmospheric magnet, drawing in air pollutants like moths to a flame. As we crunch the numbers and ponder the peculiarities of human cognomen, we're reminded of the immortal words of Thomas the Tank Engine: "I think I can, I think I can," embodying the steadfast determination to uncover the truth, even if it chugs along at a glacial pace.

In the following sections, we present our meticulous analysis of historical data, exploring the peculiar correlation that has left us scratching our heads while stifling a giggle now and again. Perhaps, in the end, we will find that the winds of fate blow not only through the streets of Chicago but also through the choice of a name.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Thomas and Air pollution in Chicago. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Thomas Theorem: Unearthing the Connection Between Name Popularity and Air Pollution in Chicago

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the first name Thomas and air pollution levels in the vibrant city of Chicago. Our research team set out to answer the burning question, "Does being named Thomas predispose one to a higher likelihood of living in an area with poorer air quality?" And, of course, to crack a few dad jokes along the way.

Using data compiled from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we meticulously analyzed trends from 1980 to 2022. Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.7484072, with a p-value of less than 0.01, affirming the robust statistical significance of our results. As the great Thomas Edison once said, "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk," and it seems that Chicago's air quality has certainly innovated in accumulating quite the pile of junk over the years.

Our analysis exhibited a clear positive association between the prevalence of the name Thomas in the Windy City and air pollution levels, prompting us to reconsider the age-old question: "Is there something in the name?" As we further scrutinized the data, we couldn't help but ponder, "Is this a case of 'naming and shaming' or simply a 'coincidence in the pollution occurrence'?"

Thus, our study not only sheds light on the whimsical relationship between nomenclature and environmental conditions but also serves as a humorous testament to the idiosyncrasies of human existence. After all, as Thomas Paine once mused, "These are the times that try men's souls"—much like the trials and tribulations of being a Thomas in a city with a penchant for pollution.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Wading into the murky waters of name-based research, we find ourselves in a quest to unravel the mysterious connection between the popularity of the first name Thomas and the atmospheric conditions in the bustling metropolis of Chicago. As we delve into this unconventional inquiry, we are reminded of the profound words of Thomas Aquinas: "There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship" – and we hope that our findings will forge a lasting friendship between the statistics of nomenclature and air quality.
The notion of a name shaping one's environment may seem far-fetched, but as the great Thomas Jefferson once said, "I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it." With this in mind, we roll up our sleeves and embark on a journey through data, dust, and perhaps a dash of destiny, aiming to uncover the enigma of the Thomas Theorem.
Emerging from the mist of conjecture, our investigation is underpinned by the theory that individuals bearing the name Thomas may gravitate toward locales with an ampler supply of airborne particles. One cannot help but marvel at the irony of this situation, reminiscent of the classic dad joke: "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." Much like this corny jest, our study sheds light on an unexpected correlation and invites a chuckle or two along the way.
So, armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a healthy dose of skepticism, we set out to test the hypothesis that the name Thomas is more than a mere moniker – it's a atmospheric magnet, drawing in air pollutants like moths to a flame. As we crunch the numbers and ponder the peculiarities of human cognomen, we're reminded of the immortal words of Thomas the Tank Engine: "I think I can, I think I can," embodying the steadfast determination to uncover the truth, even if it chugs along at a glacial pace.
In the following sections, we present our meticulous analysis of historical data, exploring the peculiar correlation that has left us scratching our heads while stifling a giggle now and again. Perhaps, in the end, we will find that the winds of fate blow not only through the streets of Chicago but also through the choice of a name.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

To contextualize our investigation into the curious correlation between the frequency of the first name Thomas and air pollution levels in Chicago, we turn to the existing literature. Smith et al. (2010) conducted a comprehensive analysis of naming patterns and geographic distribution, uncovering intriguing associations between certain names and environmental conditions. In "Name Games: Exploring the Intersection of Nomenclature and Geography," the authors find lorem and ipsum, setting the stage for our examination of the Thomas Theorem.

Jones and Doe (2015) delved into the social implications of nomenclature in their seminal work "Labels and Lifestyles: Unraveling the Identity-Destination Nexus." Their research highlighted the influence of names on individuals' choices of residence, sparking our curiosity about the potential impact of the name Thomas on proximity to air pollution hotspots.

Transitioning into the realm of popular non-fiction literature, "The Geography of Bliss" by Eric Weiner piqued our interest with its exploration of the relationships between location, culture, and personal well-being. While not directly related to our study, Weiner's engaging narrative invited contemplation of the potential influence of a name on an individual's environmental experiences. After all, who wouldn't want to find bliss amidst the polluted winds of Chicago, especially if your name happens to be Thomas?

As we straddle the line between scholarly pursuits and lighthearted musings, the fiction realm beckons with its own collection of tantalizing titles. "Cloud Atlas" by David Mitchell resonates with our quest to map the interconnectedness between nomenclature and environmental phenomena, albeit in a more metaphysical sense. Meanwhile, "The Namesake" by Jhumpa Lahiri offers a poignant exploration of identity and belonging, inspiring reflection on the potential impact of one's name on their environmental circumstances. Who knew that a name could shape not only one's destiny but also the air they breathe?

Venturing further into the realms of whimsy and childhood nostalgia, we find ourselves drawn to the enchanting world of "Thomas & Friends." As we immersed ourselves in the adventures of the anthropomorphic locomotive and his companions, we couldn't help but chuckle at the thought of Thomas the Tank Engine chugging through Chicago's pollution-plagued landscape. Perhaps there's a lesson to be gleaned from these animated escapades – that even in the face of adversity, one can strive to stay on track, much like the resilient Thomases navigating the urban milieu.

In the spirit of reveling in the unexpected, we encounter "Captain Planet and the Planeteers," a popular animated series extolling the virtues of environmental stewardship. Though our investigation may not involve summoning elemental powers to combat pollution, we can't help but appreciate the serendipity of our thematic convergence with this iconic show. After all, who wouldn't want to enlist the help of a crusading eco-superhero in our quest to untangle the enigmatic ties between a name and air quality?

As we draw from a spectrum of literary and pop culture influences, our exploration of the Thomas Theorem takes on a multidimensional hue. In the nexus of names, narratives, and nascent discoveries, we embrace the delightful unpredictability of academic inquiry, and perhaps a good pun or two along the way. After all, when it comes to naming and air pollution, we're not just blowing hot air – we're aiming to elevate the discourse to new, whimsical heights.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Thomas and Air pollution in Chicago. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and Environmental Protection Agency . You used data from 1980 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Thomas Theorem: Unearthing the Connection Between Name Popularity and Air Pollution in Chicago

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the first name Thomas and air pollution levels in the vibrant city of Chicago. Our research team set out to answer the burning question, "Does being named Thomas predispose one to a higher likelihood of living in an area with poorer air quality?" And, of course, to crack a few dad jokes along the way.

Using data compiled from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we meticulously analyzed trends from 1980 to 2022. Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.7484072, with a p-value of less than 0.01, affirming the robust statistical significance of our results. As the great Thomas Edison once said, "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk," and it seems that Chicago's air quality has certainly innovated in accumulating quite the pile of junk over the years.

Our analysis exhibited a clear positive association between the prevalence of the name Thomas in the Windy City and air pollution levels, prompting us to reconsider the age-old question: "Is there something in the name?" As we further scrutinized the data, we couldn't help but ponder, "Is this a case of 'naming and shaming' or simply a 'coincidence in the pollution occurrence'?"

Thus, our study not only sheds light on the whimsical relationship between nomenclature and environmental conditions but also serves as a humorous testament to the idiosyncrasies of human existence. After all, as Thomas Paine once mused, "These are the times that try men's souls"—much like the trials and tribulations of being a Thomas in a city with a penchant for pollution.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Wading into the murky waters of name-based research, we find ourselves in a quest to unravel the mysterious connection between the popularity of the first name Thomas and the atmospheric conditions in the bustling metropolis of Chicago. As we delve into this unconventional inquiry, we are reminded of the profound words of Thomas Aquinas: "There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship" – and we hope that our findings will forge a lasting friendship between the statistics of nomenclature and air quality.
The notion of a name shaping one's environment may seem far-fetched, but as the great Thomas Jefferson once said, "I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it." With this in mind, we roll up our sleeves and embark on a journey through data, dust, and perhaps a dash of destiny, aiming to uncover the enigma of the Thomas Theorem.
Emerging from the mist of conjecture, our investigation is underpinned by the theory that individuals bearing the name Thomas may gravitate toward locales with an ampler supply of airborne particles. One cannot help but marvel at the irony of this situation, reminiscent of the classic dad joke: "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." Much like this corny jest, our study sheds light on an unexpected correlation and invites a chuckle or two along the way.
So, armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a healthy dose of skepticism, we set out to test the hypothesis that the name Thomas is more than a mere moniker – it's a atmospheric magnet, drawing in air pollutants like moths to a flame. As we crunch the numbers and ponder the peculiarities of human cognomen, we're reminded of the immortal words of Thomas the Tank Engine: "I think I can, I think I can," embodying the steadfast determination to uncover the truth, even if it chugs along at a glacial pace.
In the following sections, we present our meticulous analysis of historical data, exploring the peculiar correlation that has left us scratching our heads while stifling a giggle now and again. Perhaps, in the end, we will find that the winds of fate blow not only through the streets of Chicago but also through the choice of a name.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the elusive connection between the popularity of the first name Thomas and air pollution levels in the city of Chicago, we employed a combination of whimsy, wit, and rigorous research methods. First, we scoured the vast expanse of the US Social Security Administration's databases, sifting through countless names like archaeologists unearthing hidden treasures. We then turned our attention to the Environmental Protection Agency's trove of air quality data, navigating through a veritable haze of measurements and pollutants. It was a task akin to finding a needle in a smoggy haystack.

Armed with this wealth of data, we employed a multifaceted approach to our investigation. We calculated the prevalence of the name Thomas in Chicago over the past four decades, employing statistical techniques sharper than the edge of Occam's razor. Our analytical tools danced through the numbers like a well-choreographed ballet, twirling and leaping through the labyrinth of digits with grace and precision. It was a sight to behold, or at least as much of a sight as one can behold when staring at rows of numbers for hours on end.

We then turned our gaze toward the voluminous records of air quality measurements, sifting through the mist of information to distill the essence of Chicago's atmospheric composition. Our methods were as meticulous as a watchmaker crafting a timepiece, ensuring that every data point was handled with the care and precision of a delicate ecosystem. We scrutinized pollutant levels, atmospheric conditions, and meteorological patterns with a keen eye, seeking to unearth any correlations that lay hidden beneath the surface like buried treasure.

To quantify the relationship between the prevalence of the name Thomas and air pollution levels, we employed a robust statistical framework that could withstand the gusts of uncertainty and the tempests of variation. We calculated correlation coefficients, p-values, and confidence intervals with the precision of a master archer hitting the bullseye. Our statistical arsenal was more formidable than an army of pun-loving word nerds armed with an arsenal of dad jokes—each one poised to strike at the heart of obscurity and bring clarity to the enigmatic dance of data.

In addition to our quantitative analyses, we delved into qualitative research methods, conducting interviews with individuals named Thomas and inhabitants of Chicago to glean insights into their experiences and perceptions. These interactions provided a human touch to our investigation, painting a vivid portrait of the intersection between nomenclature and environmental factors. It was a reminder that behind every data point lies a story waiting to be told, much like the tale of a dad joke waiting to be unleashed upon an unsuspecting audience.

Ultimately, our methodology blended the rigors of empirical inquiry with the levity of humor, creating a harmonious symphony of scientific inquiry and lighthearted mirth. As we ventured into the labyrinth of data and discovery, we couldn't help but marvel at the whimsical nature of our quest, pondering whether our findings would stand the test of time or simply be relegated to the annals of quirky scientific curiosities. After all, in the words of Thomas Fuller, "It is madness for sheep to talk peace with a wolf," but for researchers to probe the connection between a name and air pollution? Now that's just good, clean (or not-so-clean) fun.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Thomas and Air pollution in Chicago. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and Environmental Protection Agency .

For the time period 1980 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.7484072, r-squared of 0.5601133, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Thomas Theorem: Unearthing the Connection Between Name Popularity and Air Pollution in Chicago

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the first name Thomas and air pollution levels in the vibrant city of Chicago. Our research team set out to answer the burning question, "Does being named Thomas predispose one to a higher likelihood of living in an area with poorer air quality?" And, of course, to crack a few dad jokes along the way.

Using data compiled from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we meticulously analyzed trends from 1980 to 2022. Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.7484072, with a p-value of less than 0.01, affirming the robust statistical significance of our results. As the great Thomas Edison once said, "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk," and it seems that Chicago's air quality has certainly innovated in accumulating quite the pile of junk over the years.

Our analysis exhibited a clear positive association between the prevalence of the name Thomas in the Windy City and air pollution levels, prompting us to reconsider the age-old question: "Is there something in the name?" As we further scrutinized the data, we couldn't help but ponder, "Is this a case of 'naming and shaming' or simply a 'coincidence in the pollution occurrence'?"

Thus, our study not only sheds light on the whimsical relationship between nomenclature and environmental conditions but also serves as a humorous testament to the idiosyncrasies of human existence. After all, as Thomas Paine once mused, "These are the times that try men's souls"—much like the trials and tribulations of being a Thomas in a city with a penchant for pollution.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Wading into the murky waters of name-based research, we find ourselves in a quest to unravel the mysterious connection between the popularity of the first name Thomas and the atmospheric conditions in the bustling metropolis of Chicago. As we delve into this unconventional inquiry, we are reminded of the profound words of Thomas Aquinas: "There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship" – and we hope that our findings will forge a lasting friendship between the statistics of nomenclature and air quality.
The notion of a name shaping one's environment may seem far-fetched, but as the great Thomas Jefferson once said, "I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it." With this in mind, we roll up our sleeves and embark on a journey through data, dust, and perhaps a dash of destiny, aiming to uncover the enigma of the Thomas Theorem.
Emerging from the mist of conjecture, our investigation is underpinned by the theory that individuals bearing the name Thomas may gravitate toward locales with an ampler supply of airborne particles. One cannot help but marvel at the irony of this situation, reminiscent of the classic dad joke: "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." Much like this corny jest, our study sheds light on an unexpected correlation and invites a chuckle or two along the way.
So, armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a healthy dose of skepticism, we set out to test the hypothesis that the name Thomas is more than a mere moniker – it's a atmospheric magnet, drawing in air pollutants like moths to a flame. As we crunch the numbers and ponder the peculiarities of human cognomen, we're reminded of the immortal words of Thomas the Tank Engine: "I think I can, I think I can," embodying the steadfast determination to uncover the truth, even if it chugs along at a glacial pace.
In the following sections, we present our meticulous analysis of historical data, exploring the peculiar correlation that has left us scratching our heads while stifling a giggle now and again. Perhaps, in the end, we will find that the winds of fate blow not only through the streets of Chicago but also through the choice of a name.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Upon conducting our analysis, we unearthed a striking correlation between the prevalence of the first name Thomas and air pollution levels in the city of Chicago. The correlation coefficient of 0.7484072 revealed a strong positive association, indicating that as the popularity of the name Thomas increased, so did the levels of air pollution. It seems that the Windy City wasn't just blowing hot air when it came to this surprising connection.

The r-squared value of 0.5601133 further emphasized the substantial relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. It's like a classic buddy cop movie – Thomas and pollution, an unlikely duo solving the mystery of the Chicago air quality. Who knew that a name could be such a prominent player in the atmospheric game?

The p-value of less than 0.01 reinforced the robust statistical significance of our findings, leaving little room for doubt regarding the validity of the observed correlation. It's like winning the statistical jackpot – we hit the significance jackpot with this one!

To visually depict the correlation, we present Fig. 1, a scatterplot that vividly illustrates the positive relationship between the prevalence of the name Thomas and air pollution levels in Chicago. In the grand scheme of things, this figure beautifully encapsulates the intriguing connection that has left us both astounded and amused.

It seems that the Thomas Theorem has manifested itself in the real world, weaving a whimsical tale of nomenclature and environmental influence. As we reflect on our findings, we can't help but crack a dad joke or two – after all, research is serious business, but it doesn't have to be devoid of humor.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Thomas and Air pollution in Chicago. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Thomas Theorem: Unearthing the Connection Between Name Popularity and Air Pollution in Chicago

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the first name Thomas and air pollution levels in the vibrant city of Chicago. Our research team set out to answer the burning question, "Does being named Thomas predispose one to a higher likelihood of living in an area with poorer air quality?" And, of course, to crack a few dad jokes along the way.

Using data compiled from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we meticulously analyzed trends from 1980 to 2022. Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.7484072, with a p-value of less than 0.01, affirming the robust statistical significance of our results. As the great Thomas Edison once said, "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk," and it seems that Chicago's air quality has certainly innovated in accumulating quite the pile of junk over the years.

Our analysis exhibited a clear positive association between the prevalence of the name Thomas in the Windy City and air pollution levels, prompting us to reconsider the age-old question: "Is there something in the name?" As we further scrutinized the data, we couldn't help but ponder, "Is this a case of 'naming and shaming' or simply a 'coincidence in the pollution occurrence'?"

Thus, our study not only sheds light on the whimsical relationship between nomenclature and environmental conditions but also serves as a humorous testament to the idiosyncrasies of human existence. After all, as Thomas Paine once mused, "These are the times that try men's souls"—much like the trials and tribulations of being a Thomas in a city with a penchant for pollution.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
To contextualize our investigation into the curious correlation between the frequency of the first name Thomas and air pollution levels in Chicago, we turn to the existing literature. Smith et al. (2010) conducted a comprehensive analysis of naming patterns and geographic distribution, uncovering intriguing associations between certain names and environmental conditions. In "Name Games: Exploring the Intersection of Nomenclature and Geography," the authors find lorem and ipsum, setting the stage for our examination of the Thomas Theorem.
Jones and Doe (2015) delved into the social implications of nomenclature in their seminal work "Labels and Lifestyles: Unraveling the Identity-Destination Nexus." Their research highlighted the influence of names on individuals' choices of residence, sparking our curiosity about the potential impact of the name Thomas on proximity to air pollution hotspots.
Transitioning into the realm of popular non-fiction literature, "The Geography of Bliss" by Eric Weiner piqued our interest with its exploration of the relationships between location, culture, and personal well-being. While not directly related to our study, Weiner's engaging narrative invited contemplation of the potential influence of a name on an individual's environmental experiences. After all, who wouldn't want to find bliss amidst the polluted winds of Chicago, especially if your name happens to be Thomas?
As we straddle the line between scholarly pursuits and lighthearted musings, the fiction realm beckons with its own collection of tantalizing titles. "Cloud Atlas" by David Mitchell resonates with our quest to map the interconnectedness between nomenclature and environmental phenomena, albeit in a more metaphysical sense. Meanwhile, "The Namesake" by Jhumpa Lahiri offers a poignant exploration of identity and belonging, inspiring reflection on the potential impact of one's name on their environmental circumstances. Who knew that a name could shape not only one's destiny but also the air they breathe?
Venturing further into the realms of whimsy and childhood nostalgia, we find ourselves drawn to the enchanting world of "Thomas & Friends." As we immersed ourselves in the adventures of the anthropomorphic locomotive and his companions, we couldn't help but chuckle at the thought of Thomas the Tank Engine chugging through Chicago's pollution-plagued landscape. Perhaps there's a lesson to be gleaned from these animated escapades – that even in the face of adversity, one can strive to stay on track, much like the resilient Thomases navigating the urban milieu.
In the spirit of reveling in the unexpected, we encounter "Captain Planet and the Planeteers," a popular animated series extolling the virtues of environmental stewardship. Though our investigation may not involve summoning elemental powers to combat pollution, we can't help but appreciate the serendipity of our thematic convergence with this iconic show. After all, who wouldn't want to enlist the help of a crusading eco-superhero in our quest to untangle the enigmatic ties between a name and air quality?
As we draw from a spectrum of literary and pop culture influences, our exploration of the Thomas Theorem takes on a multidimensional hue. In the nexus of names, narratives, and nascent discoveries, we embrace the delightful unpredictability of academic inquiry, and perhaps a good pun or two along the way. After all, when it comes to naming and air pollution, we're not just blowing hot air – we're aiming to elevate the discourse to new, whimsical heights.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon conducting our analysis, we unearthed a striking correlation between the prevalence of the first name Thomas and air pollution levels in the city of Chicago. The correlation coefficient of 0.7484072 revealed a strong positive association, indicating that as the popularity of the name Thomas increased, so did the levels of air pollution. It seems that the Windy City wasn't just blowing hot air when it came to this surprising connection.
The r-squared value of 0.5601133 further emphasized the substantial relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. It's like a classic buddy cop movie – Thomas and pollution, an unlikely duo solving the mystery of the Chicago air quality. Who knew that a name could be such a prominent player in the atmospheric game?
The p-value of less than 0.01 reinforced the robust statistical significance of our findings, leaving little room for doubt regarding the validity of the observed correlation. It's like winning the statistical jackpot – we hit the significance jackpot with this one!
To visually depict the correlation, we present Fig. 1, a scatterplot that vividly illustrates the positive relationship between the prevalence of the name Thomas and air pollution levels in Chicago. In the grand scheme of things, this figure beautifully encapsulates the intriguing connection that has left us both astounded and amused.
It seems that the Thomas Theorem has manifested itself in the real world, weaving a whimsical tale of nomenclature and environmental influence. As we reflect on our findings, we can't help but crack a dad joke or two – after all, research is serious business, but it doesn't have to be devoid of humor.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our investigation into the correlation between the popularity of the first name Thomas and air pollution levels in Chicago has yielded thought-provoking results. Building on prior research by Smith et al. (2010) and Jones and Doe (2015), our findings reaffirm and expand upon the curious associations between nomenclature and environmental conditions. It appears that the influence of a name goes beyond simply being a label – it might just impact the air one breathes. As we navigate the uncharted territories of whimsical correlations, let's ponder this: What do you call a group of Thomas enthusiasts? A Thomastery!

The statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7484072, coupled with a p-value of less than 0.01, underlines the robustness of the observed relationship. It's not every day that a name and air pollution align so perfectly, but it seems that in Chicago, Thomas and air quality have formed an unexpected bond. Perhaps it's time to rename the Windy City to the Thomas-y City, in honor of this unexpected connection. After all, it's where Thomas's namesakes seem to congregate and influence the environment.

Our results further illustrate the substantial impact of the name Thomas on air pollution levels, with an r-squared value of 0.5601133 solidifying the strength of this peculiar association. It's like a dynamic duo – Thomas and pollution, solving mysteries and leaving researchers both perplexed and tickled by the unforeseen dalliance between names and atmospheric phenomena. Who would have thought that a moniker could carry such weight in shaping environmental conditions? It's enough to make any dad smile – or make a dad joke about air pollution and Thomas.

While the implications of our findings may appear light-hearted, the statistical significance and veracity of our results cannot be understated. By delving into the unexplored realm of nomenclature and environmental influences, we've contributed to the colorful tapestry of scientific inquiry. It brings to mind the adage, "Where there's a Thomas, there's a way" – and in this case, that way leads to a deeper understanding of the interplay between names and air quality. Who knew that a name could carry such atmospheric weight?

As we ponder the whimsical connections uncovered in our investigation, we're reminded that in the realm of scientific discovery, unexpected discoveries are often the most delightful. Science doesn't always have to be serious – sometimes, it's the unexpected correlations and the joy of exploration that make it all the more worthwhile. And if nothing else, our research reminds us that when it comes to uncovering the mysteries of life, it's best to approach it with a healthy dose of curiosity, and maybe a pun or two along the way.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Thomas and Air pollution in Chicago. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Thomas Theorem: Unearthing the Connection Between Name Popularity and Air Pollution in Chicago

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the first name Thomas and air pollution levels in the vibrant city of Chicago. Our research team set out to answer the burning question, "Does being named Thomas predispose one to a higher likelihood of living in an area with poorer air quality?" And, of course, to crack a few dad jokes along the way.

Using data compiled from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we meticulously analyzed trends from 1980 to 2022. Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.7484072, with a p-value of less than 0.01, affirming the robust statistical significance of our results. As the great Thomas Edison once said, "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk," and it seems that Chicago's air quality has certainly innovated in accumulating quite the pile of junk over the years.

Our analysis exhibited a clear positive association between the prevalence of the name Thomas in the Windy City and air pollution levels, prompting us to reconsider the age-old question: "Is there something in the name?" As we further scrutinized the data, we couldn't help but ponder, "Is this a case of 'naming and shaming' or simply a 'coincidence in the pollution occurrence'?"

Thus, our study not only sheds light on the whimsical relationship between nomenclature and environmental conditions but also serves as a humorous testament to the idiosyncrasies of human existence. After all, as Thomas Paine once mused, "These are the times that try men's souls"—much like the trials and tribulations of being a Thomas in a city with a penchant for pollution.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Wading into the murky waters of name-based research, we find ourselves in a quest to unravel the mysterious connection between the popularity of the first name Thomas and the atmospheric conditions in the bustling metropolis of Chicago. As we delve into this unconventional inquiry, we are reminded of the profound words of Thomas Aquinas: "There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship" – and we hope that our findings will forge a lasting friendship between the statistics of nomenclature and air quality.
The notion of a name shaping one's environment may seem far-fetched, but as the great Thomas Jefferson once said, "I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it." With this in mind, we roll up our sleeves and embark on a journey through data, dust, and perhaps a dash of destiny, aiming to uncover the enigma of the Thomas Theorem.
Emerging from the mist of conjecture, our investigation is underpinned by the theory that individuals bearing the name Thomas may gravitate toward locales with an ampler supply of airborne particles. One cannot help but marvel at the irony of this situation, reminiscent of the classic dad joke: "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." Much like this corny jest, our study sheds light on an unexpected correlation and invites a chuckle or two along the way.
So, armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a healthy dose of skepticism, we set out to test the hypothesis that the name Thomas is more than a mere moniker – it's a atmospheric magnet, drawing in air pollutants like moths to a flame. As we crunch the numbers and ponder the peculiarities of human cognomen, we're reminded of the immortal words of Thomas the Tank Engine: "I think I can, I think I can," embodying the steadfast determination to uncover the truth, even if it chugs along at a glacial pace.
In the following sections, we present our meticulous analysis of historical data, exploring the peculiar correlation that has left us scratching our heads while stifling a giggle now and again. Perhaps, in the end, we will find that the winds of fate blow not only through the streets of Chicago but also through the choice of a name.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon conducting our analysis, we unearthed a striking correlation between the prevalence of the first name Thomas and air pollution levels in the city of Chicago. The correlation coefficient of 0.7484072 revealed a strong positive association, indicating that as the popularity of the name Thomas increased, so did the levels of air pollution. It seems that the Windy City wasn't just blowing hot air when it came to this surprising connection.
The r-squared value of 0.5601133 further emphasized the substantial relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. It's like a classic buddy cop movie – Thomas and pollution, an unlikely duo solving the mystery of the Chicago air quality. Who knew that a name could be such a prominent player in the atmospheric game?
The p-value of less than 0.01 reinforced the robust statistical significance of our findings, leaving little room for doubt regarding the validity of the observed correlation. It's like winning the statistical jackpot – we hit the significance jackpot with this one!
To visually depict the correlation, we present Fig. 1, a scatterplot that vividly illustrates the positive relationship between the prevalence of the name Thomas and air pollution levels in Chicago. In the grand scheme of things, this figure beautifully encapsulates the intriguing connection that has left us both astounded and amused.
It seems that the Thomas Theorem has manifested itself in the real world, weaving a whimsical tale of nomenclature and environmental influence. As we reflect on our findings, we can't help but crack a dad joke or two – after all, research is serious business, but it doesn't have to be devoid of humor.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has illuminated a notable correlation between the prevalence of the first name Thomas and air pollution levels in the enchanting city of Chicago. It appears that there's a distinct flare of Thomas in the air, and it's not just the aroma of deep-dish pizza.

Our research has uncovered a robust statistical association between the two variables, with a correlation coefficient of 0.7484072, reminiscent of Thomas the Tank Engine's relentless "I think I can" spirit – except in this case, it seems Thomas can attract air pollution with the same fervor.

The substantial r-squared value of 0.5601133 emphasizes that the name Thomas isn't just a bystander in Chicago's air quality drama; it's the leading character in this peculiar tale of atmospheric allure. It's like the name has been air-lifted to the role of an unwitting pollution protagonist!

The p-value of less than 0.01 further solidifies the significance of our findings, akin to stumbling upon a treasure trove of statistical gems amidst the data quagmire. We certainly hit the significance jackpot with this one – talk about a statistical stroke of Thomas-related luck!

As we gaze upon Fig. 1, the scatterplot vividly depicts the positive relationship between the prevalence of the name Thomas and air pollution levels, almost like a visual representation of Thomas asserting its atmospheric dominance, one molecule at a time.

In the spirit of our whimsical journey, one cannot help but marvel at the peculiarities of human nomenclature and its unexpected entanglement with environmental conditions. After all, as Thomas Paine once mused, "These are the times that try men's souls"—and apparently the noses and lungs of Thomases in Chicago as well!

With our findings, we hope to inspire further interdisciplinary inquiries and spark a chuckle or two along the way. It's a reminder that research, despite its seriousness, need not be devoid of humor – or in this case, pun-tastic dad jokes about Thomas and pollution.

In light of our comprehensive exploration, we assert that no further research in this area is needed; the Thomas Theorem stands as a testament to the intriguing interplay between nomenclature and environmental phenomena. It's like that old adage: "When you've seen one Thomas-pollution correlation, you've seen them all."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Thomas Theorem: Unearthing the Connection Between Name Popularity and Air Pollution in Chicago. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Quirky Sociological Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Thomas Theorem: Unearthing the Connection Between Name Popularity and Air Pollution in Chicago. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Quirky Research Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Thomas Theorem: Unearthing the Connection Between Name Popularity and Air Pollution in Chicago with an abstract of In this study, we delve into the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the first name Thomas and air pollution levels in the vibrant city of Chicago. Our research team set out to answer the burning question, "Does being named Thomas predispose one to a higher likelihood of living in an area with poorer air quality?" And, of course, to crack a few dad jokes along the way.
Using data compiled from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we meticulously analyzed trends from 1980 to 2022. Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.7484072, with a p-value of less than 0.01, affirming the robust statistical significance of our results. As the great Thomas Edison once said, "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk," and it seems that Chicago's air quality has certainly innovated in accumulating quite the pile of junk over the years.
Our analysis exhibited a clear positive association between the prevalence of the name Thomas in the Windy City and air pollution levels, prompting us to reconsider the age-old question: "Is there something in the name?" As we further scrutinized the data, we couldn't help but ponder, "Is this a case of 'naming and shaming' or simply a 'coincidence in the pollution occurrence'?"
Thus, our study not only sheds light on the whimsical relationship between nomenclature and environmental conditions but also serves as a humorous testament to the idiosyncrasies of human existence. After all, as Thomas Paine once mused, "These are the times that try men's souls"—much like the trials and tribulations of being a Thomas in a city with a penchant for pollution.

ChatGPT:

Thomas, air pollution, Chicago, correlation, name popularity, US Social Security Administration, Environmental Protection Agency, statistical significance, correlation coefficient, p-value, air quality, association, naming, environmental conditions

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



Random correlation

Discover a new correlation

View all correlations

View all research papers

Report an error


Data details

Popularity of the first name Thomas
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Thomas
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Thomas

Air pollution in Chicago
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Chicago-Naperville-Elgin, IL-IN-WI
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Chicago

Correlation r = 0.7484072 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.5601133 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 56% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Air pollution in Chicago) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Thomas) over the 43 years from 1980 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 7.9E-9. 0.0000000079366115855523480000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.75 in 7.9E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 125,998,354 random variables You don't actually need 125 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 42 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 42 because we have two variables measured over a period of 43 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.58, 0.86 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1980198119821983198419851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Thomas (Babies born)176801727617700177141771917717174881826118925185061826916830153211489514930141931383412916129041281112662121621130710949105421005095288938836377387143693468616804704472087373718868376651644366766475
Air pollution in Chicago (Bad air quality days)10.9295.205486.027413.15078.469943.835622.465756.8493213.93448.219187.6712310.95892.732241.369863.561647.397263.005463.835624.657535.479452.732247.945217.671233.287671.639346.849321.095892.7397300.5479450.5479452.465753.005460.2739730.2739730.8219181.366120.5479451.643840.2739731.366120.5479450.821918




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([17680,17276,17700,17714,17719,17717,17488,18261,18925,18506,18269,16830,15321,14895,14930,14193,13834,12916,12904,12811,12662,12162,11307,10949,10542,10050,9528,8938,8363,7738,7143,6934,6861,6804,7044,7208,7373,7188,6837,6651,6443,6676,6475,])
array_2 = np.array([10.929,5.20548,6.0274,13.1507,8.46994,3.83562,2.46575,6.84932,13.9344,8.21918,7.67123,10.9589,2.73224,1.36986,3.56164,7.39726,3.00546,3.83562,4.65753,5.47945,2.73224,7.94521,7.67123,3.28767,1.63934,6.84932,1.09589,2.73973,0,0.547945,0.547945,2.46575,3.00546,0.273973,0.273973,0.821918,1.36612,0.547945,1.64384,0.273973,1.36612,0.547945,0.821918,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Thomas"
array_2_name = "Air pollution in Chicago"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



Reuseable content

You may re-use the images on this page for any purpose, even commercial purposes, without asking for permission. The only requirement is that you attribute Tyler Vigen. Attribution can take many different forms. If you leave the "tylervigen.com" link in the image, that satisfies it just fine. If you remove it and move it to a footnote, that's fine too. You can also just write "Charts courtesy of Tyler Vigen" at the bottom of an article.

You do not need to attribute "the spurious correlations website," and you don't even need to link here if you don't want to. I don't gain anything from pageviews. There are no ads on this site, there is nothing for sale, and I am not for hire.

For the record, I am just one person. Tyler Vigen, he/him/his. I do have degrees, but they should not go after my name unless you want to annoy my wife. If that is your goal, then go ahead and cite me as "Tyler Vigen, A.A. A.A.S. B.A. J.D." Otherwise it is just "Tyler Vigen."

When spoken, my last name is pronounced "vegan," like I don't eat meat.

Full license details.
For more on re-use permissions, or to get a signed release form, see tylervigen.com/permission.

Download images for these variables:


View another random correlation

How fun was this correlation?

Your dedication to rating warms my heart!


Correlation ID: 2459 · Black Variable ID: 2013 · Red Variable ID: 20454
about · subscribe · emailme@tylervigen.com · twitter

CC BY 4.0