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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Arson in Delaware and the second variable is Cigarette Smoking Rate for US adults.  The chart goes from 2001 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

It seems that without as many fires, the urge to "light up" has diminished. Without the spark of excitement from arson, people are finding healthier ways to fuel their habits. It's a case of fewer flames leading to fewer cravings for smoke breaks!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image that displays a scenic Delaware landscape with rolling hills and a serene atmosphere. In the distance, there are fewer flames compared to previous scenes, portraying a decrease in arson incidents. The landscape exudes a calming sense of safety. Additionally, depict a group of people across the United States in the process of putting out their cigarettes, conveying a shared sense of relief and determination. The decrease in arson in Delaware serves as a catalyst for a decline in smoking habits on a national level, symbolizing a collective decision to snuff out the urge to light up. Ensure that the visual depiction is clear and uncomplicated, avoiding the inclusion of any words or speech bubbles. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US adults. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie Steampunk Scalar art A scene from Skyrim Sci-fi fantacy
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US adults, in the following situation: It turns out, in a bizarre turn of events, fewer arson incidents in Delaware have led to a decrease in smoking hot habits across the nation. Apparently, once the fire started to die down in Delaware, it sent a smoke signal to the rest of the country that it was time to butt out those bad habits. Without as many fiery temptations, it seems fewer people felt the urge to light up a cigarette. Who would have thought that preventing arson could ignite a nationwide trend of kicking the habit? It's like the flames of change in Delaware sparked a chain reaction of healthier choices for smokers everywhere.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: Imagine a scene of a serene Delaware landscape with fewer arson incidents than before - fewer flames in the distance and a calming sense of safety. Amidst this, picture a group of people across the US gradually putting out their cigarettes, with a sense of relief and determination. The decrease in arson in Delaware seemingly sending a message across the nation, prompting a decline in smoking habits as if a collective decision has been made to snuff out the urge to light up.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie ] and depicting this scene: Imagine a scene of a serene Delaware landscape with fewer arson incidents than before - fewer flames in the distance and a calming sense of safety. Amidst this, picture a group of people across the US gradually putting out their cigarettes, with a sense of relief and determination. The decrease in arson in Delaware seemingly sending a message across the nation, prompting a decline in smoking habits as if a collective decision has been made to snuff out the urge to light up. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image that displays a scenic Delaware landscape with rolling hills and a serene atmosphere. In the distance, there are fewer flames compared to previous scenes, portraying a decrease in arson incidents. The landscape exudes a calming sense of safety. Additionally, depict a group of people across the United States in the process of putting out their cigarettes, conveying a shared sense of relief and determination. The decrease in arson in Delaware serves as a catalyst for a decline in smoking habits on a national level, symbolizing a collective decision to snuff out the urge to light up. Ensure that the visual depiction is clear and uncomplicated, avoiding the inclusion of any words or speech bubbles.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Arson in Delaware caused Cigarette Smoking Rate for US adults to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Up in Smoke: Exploring the Fiery Connection Between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US Adults

The Journal of Quirky Correlations in Social Science

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US adults. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and CDC to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9419442 and p < 0.01 for 2001 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Up in Smoke: Exploring the Fiery Connection Between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US Adults

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study ignites an investigation into the searing link between arson rates in Delaware and cigarette smoking rates for adults in the United States. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC, our research team uncovered a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9419442 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2001 to 2021.

In our analysis, we found that Delaware's arson rates and the national adult cigarette smoking rates were positively inflamed, showcasing a hot correlation that cannot be extinguished. It's as if the Arsonist Association and the Tobacco Club were in cahoots all along - what a fire-starting partnership!

Our findings spark a fiery debate on potential underlying factors fueling this unexpected relationship. Could it be a case of hot-tempered individuals reaching for a pack of cigarettes after a heated argument? Or perhaps the smoldering stress of arson investigations increasing the allure of a smoke break? We aim to kindle further research into these burning questions.

In conclusion, this flaming correlation between arson in Delaware and the smoking habits of US adults raises more questions than answers. As research continues to smolder, one thing's for sure - there's clearly a fire hazard when it comes to this captivating connection. We mustn't let these findings go up in smoke; the sparks of knowledge must be fanned to uncover the truth behind this unconventional pairing.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US adults. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Up in Smoke: Exploring the Fiery Connection Between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US Adults

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study ignites an investigation into the searing link between arson rates in Delaware and cigarette smoking rates for adults in the United States. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC, our research team uncovered a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9419442 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2001 to 2021.

In our analysis, we found that Delaware's arson rates and the national adult cigarette smoking rates were positively inflamed, showcasing a hot correlation that cannot be extinguished. It's as if the Arsonist Association and the Tobacco Club were in cahoots all along - what a fire-starting partnership!

Our findings spark a fiery debate on potential underlying factors fueling this unexpected relationship. Could it be a case of hot-tempered individuals reaching for a pack of cigarettes after a heated argument? Or perhaps the smoldering stress of arson investigations increasing the allure of a smoke break? We aim to kindle further research into these burning questions.

In conclusion, this flaming correlation between arson in Delaware and the smoking habits of US adults raises more questions than answers. As research continues to smolder, one thing's for sure - there's clearly a fire hazard when it comes to this captivating connection. We mustn't let these findings go up in smoke; the sparks of knowledge must be fanned to uncover the truth behind this unconventional pairing.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Gather around, all you fire enthusiasts and smoke aficionados, as we delve into the scorching and smoldering world of arson rates in Delaware and the cigarette smoking habits of adults in the United States. These seemingly unrelated variables have sparked our curiosity and set our research ablaze, leading to some unexpected and fiery findings. As we embark on this incendiary journey, let's not be extinguished by the gravity of our subject matter but instead ignite our scholarly spirit with a touch of light-hearted inquiry.

Now, let's not jump to conclusions just yet - we're not here to play with fire, but rather to shed some light on the shadowy connection between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Just like a good campfire story, this research aims to illuminate the unexplored corners of statistical relationships and uncover the smoky truth behind the correlation.

But before we set the stage for our fiery findings, allow me to spark your interest with a dad joke to lighten the mood. Did you hear about the statistician who got too close to the campfire? He got a burning desire to calculate the mean and median temperatures! Ah, statistics humor - it's a niche, but it's sizzling!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US adults. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Up in Smoke: Exploring the Fiery Connection Between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US Adults

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study ignites an investigation into the searing link between arson rates in Delaware and cigarette smoking rates for adults in the United States. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC, our research team uncovered a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9419442 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2001 to 2021.

In our analysis, we found that Delaware's arson rates and the national adult cigarette smoking rates were positively inflamed, showcasing a hot correlation that cannot be extinguished. It's as if the Arsonist Association and the Tobacco Club were in cahoots all along - what a fire-starting partnership!

Our findings spark a fiery debate on potential underlying factors fueling this unexpected relationship. Could it be a case of hot-tempered individuals reaching for a pack of cigarettes after a heated argument? Or perhaps the smoldering stress of arson investigations increasing the allure of a smoke break? We aim to kindle further research into these burning questions.

In conclusion, this flaming correlation between arson in Delaware and the smoking habits of US adults raises more questions than answers. As research continues to smolder, one thing's for sure - there's clearly a fire hazard when it comes to this captivating connection. We mustn't let these findings go up in smoke; the sparks of knowledge must be fanned to uncover the truth behind this unconventional pairing.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Gather around, all you fire enthusiasts and smoke aficionados, as we delve into the scorching and smoldering world of arson rates in Delaware and the cigarette smoking habits of adults in the United States. These seemingly unrelated variables have sparked our curiosity and set our research ablaze, leading to some unexpected and fiery findings. As we embark on this incendiary journey, let's not be extinguished by the gravity of our subject matter but instead ignite our scholarly spirit with a touch of light-hearted inquiry.
Now, let's not jump to conclusions just yet - we're not here to play with fire, but rather to shed some light on the shadowy connection between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Just like a good campfire story, this research aims to illuminate the unexplored corners of statistical relationships and uncover the smoky truth behind the correlation.
But before we set the stage for our fiery findings, allow me to spark your interest with a dad joke to lighten the mood. Did you hear about the statistician who got too close to the campfire? He got a burning desire to calculate the mean and median temperatures! Ah, statistics humor - it's a niche, but it's sizzling!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The existing literature on arson and cigarette smoking presents a complex web of intersecting factors and unexpected correlations. Smith, in "The Fire Starter's Guide to Crime Rates," highlights the socioeconomic variables that contribute to arson in urban areas, while Doe, in "Up in Smoke: Exploring the Cigarette Culture," delves into the cultural and individual influences on smoking behavior. Meanwhile, Jones, in "Burning Issues: A Comparative Study of Arson and Smoking," examines regional variances in arson rates and smoking prevalence.

Now, let's not let the fire die down just yet - we must stoke the flames of inquiry with a relevant dad joke: Why did the match go to school? Because it wanted to be a little bolder! Ok, maybe that was a bit of a slow burn, but let's keep the spirit alive.

Turning to non-fiction works, "The Arsonist" by Sue Miller and "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes: And Other Lessons from the Crematory" by Caitlin Doughty provide firsthand accounts and societal insights related to fire-related incidents and the culture of smoking. On the fiction front, "Catch-22" by Joseph Heller and "Smoke" by Dan Vyleta offer nuanced portrayals of societal norms and human behaviors, shedding light on the complexities underlying the subjects at hand.

And now, for a literary masterpiece of epic proportions, we turn to the back of the shampoo bottle for a quick literature review. It appears that this particular bottle contains a potent blend of coconut oil and silk proteins, promising lustrous hair and a fragrance that will leave you feeling like you've stepped out of a tropical paradise. While this may not be the scholarly source we were hoping for, it certainly adds a refreshing twist to our exploration of unexpected connections.

As we wrap up this eclectic literature review, it's clear that the relationship between arson in Delaware and tobacco consumption among US adults is more than just a smokescreen. It's a fiery puzzle waiting to be solved, and we're eager to throw more fuel on the flames of knowledge in our quest for understanding.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US adults. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and CDC . You used data from 2001 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Up in Smoke: Exploring the Fiery Connection Between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US Adults

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study ignites an investigation into the searing link between arson rates in Delaware and cigarette smoking rates for adults in the United States. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC, our research team uncovered a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9419442 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2001 to 2021.

In our analysis, we found that Delaware's arson rates and the national adult cigarette smoking rates were positively inflamed, showcasing a hot correlation that cannot be extinguished. It's as if the Arsonist Association and the Tobacco Club were in cahoots all along - what a fire-starting partnership!

Our findings spark a fiery debate on potential underlying factors fueling this unexpected relationship. Could it be a case of hot-tempered individuals reaching for a pack of cigarettes after a heated argument? Or perhaps the smoldering stress of arson investigations increasing the allure of a smoke break? We aim to kindle further research into these burning questions.

In conclusion, this flaming correlation between arson in Delaware and the smoking habits of US adults raises more questions than answers. As research continues to smolder, one thing's for sure - there's clearly a fire hazard when it comes to this captivating connection. We mustn't let these findings go up in smoke; the sparks of knowledge must be fanned to uncover the truth behind this unconventional pairing.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Gather around, all you fire enthusiasts and smoke aficionados, as we delve into the scorching and smoldering world of arson rates in Delaware and the cigarette smoking habits of adults in the United States. These seemingly unrelated variables have sparked our curiosity and set our research ablaze, leading to some unexpected and fiery findings. As we embark on this incendiary journey, let's not be extinguished by the gravity of our subject matter but instead ignite our scholarly spirit with a touch of light-hearted inquiry.
Now, let's not jump to conclusions just yet - we're not here to play with fire, but rather to shed some light on the shadowy connection between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Just like a good campfire story, this research aims to illuminate the unexplored corners of statistical relationships and uncover the smoky truth behind the correlation.
But before we set the stage for our fiery findings, allow me to spark your interest with a dad joke to lighten the mood. Did you hear about the statistician who got too close to the campfire? He got a burning desire to calculate the mean and median temperatures! Ah, statistics humor - it's a niche, but it's sizzling!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To kindle our investigation, we employed a variety of data collection and analysis methods that would make even Prometheus jealous. Our research team gathered data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC, utilizing their databases like expert fire-starters maneuvering through the labyrinth of statistical information. We meticulously combed through the arson rates in Delaware and the cigarette smoking rates for US adults from the years 2001 to 2021, ensuring that our bonfire of data was robust and representative.

To ensure a comprehensive exploration of the scorching connection between arson and smoking, we employed a multifaceted approach that would make even the most complex chemical reactions envious. Our analysis included various statistical techniques such as correlation analysis, regression modeling, and time-series analysis. We let the numbers interact like volatile elements in a high-stakes chemical experiment, hoping to spark a conflagration of insights.

In wrangling the data, we faced challenges akin to taming a wild and unpredictable blaze. We employed rigorous data cleaning and preprocessing techniques to extinguish any inconsistencies or anomalies, ensuring that the inferno of our analysis burned brightly with accuracy and precision. Some may say we were playing with fire, but we prefer to think of it as carefully stoking the flames of truth to illuminate our findings.

Now, before we delve into the specifics of our statistical methods, here's a quick joke to keep the atmosphere light and to remind everyone that even serious research can benefit from a bit of warmth and humor. Why did the statistician bring a ladder to the campfire? Because they wanted to reach the higher confidence levels! Ah, statistics and s'mores – a perfect mix of precision and playfulness.

In conducting our analysis, we explored the relationship between arson rates in Delaware and the cigarette smoking rates for US adults using robust statistical measures. Our primary focus was to uncover any sparks of correlation between these seemingly disparate variables and to determine the strength and direction of their blazing bond. We calculated Pearson's correlation coefficients, embracing the numbers as if they were dancing flames, revealing a scorching coefficient of 0.9419442 and a p-value less than 0.01. The sparks were flying, both statistically and metaphorically!

Additionally, we decamped into the realm of regression analysis to assess the potential predictive power of arson rates in Delaware on the smoking behavior of US adults. We wanted to see if the flickering flames of arson could predict the smoky habits of the population. Our regression models were stoked with covariates and variables, igniting a fiery display of predictive insights that illuminated the relationship between arson and smoking habits.

Oh, and before we proceed, I mustn't forget to share one more zesty joke to add a touch of levity to our methodological musings. What did the statistician say to the arson investigator at the bar? "Let's find some common variables and ignite some correlation!" Please don't extinguish the humor – science and fun go hand in hand, much like fire and a cozy night outdoors.

Finally, our analysis also involved time-series investigations to observe the evolving patterns of arson rates in Delaware and the fluctuations in adult smoking rates over the years. It was like watching the ebb and flow of a smoldering fire, tracing the dance of cause and effect over a span of two decades.

In summary, our methodology for exploring the connection between arson in Delaware and the cigarette smoking rates for US adults was like taming a wild blaze – it required precision, caution, and a touch of daring. We stoked the flames of inquiry with statistical prowess, ensuring our findings would burn bright in the annals of research history.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US adults. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and CDC .

For the time period 2001 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9419442, r-squared of 0.8872588, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Up in Smoke: Exploring the Fiery Connection Between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US Adults

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study ignites an investigation into the searing link between arson rates in Delaware and cigarette smoking rates for adults in the United States. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC, our research team uncovered a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9419442 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2001 to 2021.

In our analysis, we found that Delaware's arson rates and the national adult cigarette smoking rates were positively inflamed, showcasing a hot correlation that cannot be extinguished. It's as if the Arsonist Association and the Tobacco Club were in cahoots all along - what a fire-starting partnership!

Our findings spark a fiery debate on potential underlying factors fueling this unexpected relationship. Could it be a case of hot-tempered individuals reaching for a pack of cigarettes after a heated argument? Or perhaps the smoldering stress of arson investigations increasing the allure of a smoke break? We aim to kindle further research into these burning questions.

In conclusion, this flaming correlation between arson in Delaware and the smoking habits of US adults raises more questions than answers. As research continues to smolder, one thing's for sure - there's clearly a fire hazard when it comes to this captivating connection. We mustn't let these findings go up in smoke; the sparks of knowledge must be fanned to uncover the truth behind this unconventional pairing.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Gather around, all you fire enthusiasts and smoke aficionados, as we delve into the scorching and smoldering world of arson rates in Delaware and the cigarette smoking habits of adults in the United States. These seemingly unrelated variables have sparked our curiosity and set our research ablaze, leading to some unexpected and fiery findings. As we embark on this incendiary journey, let's not be extinguished by the gravity of our subject matter but instead ignite our scholarly spirit with a touch of light-hearted inquiry.
Now, let's not jump to conclusions just yet - we're not here to play with fire, but rather to shed some light on the shadowy connection between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Just like a good campfire story, this research aims to illuminate the unexplored corners of statistical relationships and uncover the smoky truth behind the correlation.
But before we set the stage for our fiery findings, allow me to spark your interest with a dad joke to lighten the mood. Did you hear about the statistician who got too close to the campfire? He got a burning desire to calculate the mean and median temperatures! Ah, statistics humor - it's a niche, but it's sizzling!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9419442, accompanied by an r-squared of 0.8872588 and a sizzling p-value of less than 0.01, signals a searing relationship between arson rates in Delaware and the cigarette smoking habits of US adults. This red-hot correlation indicates that as one variable blazes, so does the other - it's like they're dancing the tango of fiery statistics!

Fig. 1 illustrates this flaming correlation in a visually captivating scatterplot, leaving little room for doubt about the intensity of this relationship. It's a sight to behold, like a fireworks display on the Fourth of July, but with data points instead of exploding pyrotechnics.

Now, let's not throw caution to the wind and dismiss these findings as mere flukes. With a correlation this hot, it's essential to dig deeper and understand the underlying embers fueling this unexpected phenomenon. It's like we stumbled upon a statistical bonfire - the heat is on, and we're feeling the burn of curiosity.

Speaking of burning questions, here's a dad joke to keep our spirits high: Why did the statistician bring a ladder to the campfire? Because they heard the fire chief saying, "You need a good sample to get accurate measures!" Oh, the lengths we go for statistical accuracy!

In all seriousness, these scorching results set the stage for further inquiry into the complex interplay between arson rates and smoking behaviors. While the exact mechanisms driving this correlation remain shrouded in smoky mystery, our findings provide a blazing trail for future researchers to follow. This discovery might just be the spark that ignites a new era of interdisciplinary investigation, blending the heat of criminology with the smoke of public health.

As we extinguish the flames of this section, remember - while these results may be red-hot, the journey of scientific inquiry is far from over. Let's keep the fire burning and continue to unravel the captivating relationship between arson in Delaware and the smoking habits of US adults.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US adults. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Up in Smoke: Exploring the Fiery Connection Between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US Adults

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study ignites an investigation into the searing link between arson rates in Delaware and cigarette smoking rates for adults in the United States. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC, our research team uncovered a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9419442 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2001 to 2021.

In our analysis, we found that Delaware's arson rates and the national adult cigarette smoking rates were positively inflamed, showcasing a hot correlation that cannot be extinguished. It's as if the Arsonist Association and the Tobacco Club were in cahoots all along - what a fire-starting partnership!

Our findings spark a fiery debate on potential underlying factors fueling this unexpected relationship. Could it be a case of hot-tempered individuals reaching for a pack of cigarettes after a heated argument? Or perhaps the smoldering stress of arson investigations increasing the allure of a smoke break? We aim to kindle further research into these burning questions.

In conclusion, this flaming correlation between arson in Delaware and the smoking habits of US adults raises more questions than answers. As research continues to smolder, one thing's for sure - there's clearly a fire hazard when it comes to this captivating connection. We mustn't let these findings go up in smoke; the sparks of knowledge must be fanned to uncover the truth behind this unconventional pairing.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The existing literature on arson and cigarette smoking presents a complex web of intersecting factors and unexpected correlations. Smith, in "The Fire Starter's Guide to Crime Rates," highlights the socioeconomic variables that contribute to arson in urban areas, while Doe, in "Up in Smoke: Exploring the Cigarette Culture," delves into the cultural and individual influences on smoking behavior. Meanwhile, Jones, in "Burning Issues: A Comparative Study of Arson and Smoking," examines regional variances in arson rates and smoking prevalence.
Now, let's not let the fire die down just yet - we must stoke the flames of inquiry with a relevant dad joke: Why did the match go to school? Because it wanted to be a little bolder! Ok, maybe that was a bit of a slow burn, but let's keep the spirit alive.
Turning to non-fiction works, "The Arsonist" by Sue Miller and "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes: And Other Lessons from the Crematory" by Caitlin Doughty provide firsthand accounts and societal insights related to fire-related incidents and the culture of smoking. On the fiction front, "Catch-22" by Joseph Heller and "Smoke" by Dan Vyleta offer nuanced portrayals of societal norms and human behaviors, shedding light on the complexities underlying the subjects at hand.
And now, for a literary masterpiece of epic proportions, we turn to the back of the shampoo bottle for a quick literature review. It appears that this particular bottle contains a potent blend of coconut oil and silk proteins, promising lustrous hair and a fragrance that will leave you feeling like you've stepped out of a tropical paradise. While this may not be the scholarly source we were hoping for, it certainly adds a refreshing twist to our exploration of unexpected connections.
As we wrap up this eclectic literature review, it's clear that the relationship between arson in Delaware and tobacco consumption among US adults is more than just a smokescreen. It's a fiery puzzle waiting to be solved, and we're eager to throw more fuel on the flames of knowledge in our quest for understanding.

[[RESULTS]]
The scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9419442, accompanied by an r-squared of 0.8872588 and a sizzling p-value of less than 0.01, signals a searing relationship between arson rates in Delaware and the cigarette smoking habits of US adults. This red-hot correlation indicates that as one variable blazes, so does the other - it's like they're dancing the tango of fiery statistics!
Fig. 1 illustrates this flaming correlation in a visually captivating scatterplot, leaving little room for doubt about the intensity of this relationship. It's a sight to behold, like a fireworks display on the Fourth of July, but with data points instead of exploding pyrotechnics.
Now, let's not throw caution to the wind and dismiss these findings as mere flukes. With a correlation this hot, it's essential to dig deeper and understand the underlying embers fueling this unexpected phenomenon. It's like we stumbled upon a statistical bonfire - the heat is on, and we're feeling the burn of curiosity.
Speaking of burning questions, here's a dad joke to keep our spirits high: Why did the statistician bring a ladder to the campfire? Because they heard the fire chief saying, "You need a good sample to get accurate measures!" Oh, the lengths we go for statistical accuracy!
In all seriousness, these scorching results set the stage for further inquiry into the complex interplay between arson rates and smoking behaviors. While the exact mechanisms driving this correlation remain shrouded in smoky mystery, our findings provide a blazing trail for future researchers to follow. This discovery might just be the spark that ignites a new era of interdisciplinary investigation, blending the heat of criminology with the smoke of public health.
As we extinguish the flames of this section, remember - while these results may be red-hot, the journey of scientific inquiry is far from over. Let's keep the fire burning and continue to unravel the captivating relationship between arson in Delaware and the smoking habits of US adults.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our scorching findings have ignited a flame of discussion in the exploration of the connection between arson in Delaware and the cigarette smoking rate for US adults. Our results not only confirm but intensify the flaming relationship between these two seemingly disparate variables, validating prior research that hinted at a fiery correlation. Just like a well-crafted pun, this connection is unexpected but undeniably compelling.

As we delve into the smoky depths of this discussion, it's worth revisiting some of the more lighthearted elements from the literature review to underscore the gravity of our findings. The research of Smith, in "The Fire Starter's Guide to Crime Rates," and Doe, in "Up in Smoke: Exploring the Cigarette Culture," provided kindling for our investigation. Meanwhile, Jones's comparative study of arson and smoking reminded us of the regional nuances in these fire-related phenomena. It's as if these prior works were the glowing embers that led us to this illuminating discovery.

The correlation coefficient resembling a blazing inferno, combined with the visually captivating scatterplot akin to a fireworks display of data points, leaves little doubt about the sizzling nature of this relationship. It's like the statistical equivalent of watching a bonfire from a safe distance – mesmerizing, yet hinting at a more complex combustion process underneath.

Now, for a quick break from the inferno of statistics, as promised, here's a dad joke to keep the flames of humor alive: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Trust us, this is a lighter moment amidst the heat of our discussion, and we couldn't resist adding a bit of elemental humor.

In all seriousness, the intense correlation we've observed beckons further inquiry into the underlying forces fueling this unexpected relationship. It's like trying to understand the chemistry behind a surprising chemical reaction – we're eager to uncover the reactive elements at play. With the right mix of curiosity and rigor, we might just unravel the molecular structure of this intriguing connection.

In conclusion, the inferno of statistical evidence we've uncovered is only the beginning of our exploration. It's like we've stumbled upon a dazzling fireworks show, and we're just starting to comprehend the science behind the spectacle. As we bid adieu to the discussion, remember – just as a fire needs oxygen to keep burning, our research calls for ongoing investigation to stoke the flames of knowledge on this captivating correlation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US adults. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Up in Smoke: Exploring the Fiery Connection Between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US Adults

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study ignites an investigation into the searing link between arson rates in Delaware and cigarette smoking rates for adults in the United States. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC, our research team uncovered a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9419442 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2001 to 2021.

In our analysis, we found that Delaware's arson rates and the national adult cigarette smoking rates were positively inflamed, showcasing a hot correlation that cannot be extinguished. It's as if the Arsonist Association and the Tobacco Club were in cahoots all along - what a fire-starting partnership!

Our findings spark a fiery debate on potential underlying factors fueling this unexpected relationship. Could it be a case of hot-tempered individuals reaching for a pack of cigarettes after a heated argument? Or perhaps the smoldering stress of arson investigations increasing the allure of a smoke break? We aim to kindle further research into these burning questions.

In conclusion, this flaming correlation between arson in Delaware and the smoking habits of US adults raises more questions than answers. As research continues to smolder, one thing's for sure - there's clearly a fire hazard when it comes to this captivating connection. We mustn't let these findings go up in smoke; the sparks of knowledge must be fanned to uncover the truth behind this unconventional pairing.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Gather around, all you fire enthusiasts and smoke aficionados, as we delve into the scorching and smoldering world of arson rates in Delaware and the cigarette smoking habits of adults in the United States. These seemingly unrelated variables have sparked our curiosity and set our research ablaze, leading to some unexpected and fiery findings. As we embark on this incendiary journey, let's not be extinguished by the gravity of our subject matter but instead ignite our scholarly spirit with a touch of light-hearted inquiry.
Now, let's not jump to conclusions just yet - we're not here to play with fire, but rather to shed some light on the shadowy connection between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena. Just like a good campfire story, this research aims to illuminate the unexplored corners of statistical relationships and uncover the smoky truth behind the correlation.
But before we set the stage for our fiery findings, allow me to spark your interest with a dad joke to lighten the mood. Did you hear about the statistician who got too close to the campfire? He got a burning desire to calculate the mean and median temperatures! Ah, statistics humor - it's a niche, but it's sizzling!

[[RESULTS]]
The scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9419442, accompanied by an r-squared of 0.8872588 and a sizzling p-value of less than 0.01, signals a searing relationship between arson rates in Delaware and the cigarette smoking habits of US adults. This red-hot correlation indicates that as one variable blazes, so does the other - it's like they're dancing the tango of fiery statistics!
Fig. 1 illustrates this flaming correlation in a visually captivating scatterplot, leaving little room for doubt about the intensity of this relationship. It's a sight to behold, like a fireworks display on the Fourth of July, but with data points instead of exploding pyrotechnics.
Now, let's not throw caution to the wind and dismiss these findings as mere flukes. With a correlation this hot, it's essential to dig deeper and understand the underlying embers fueling this unexpected phenomenon. It's like we stumbled upon a statistical bonfire - the heat is on, and we're feeling the burn of curiosity.
Speaking of burning questions, here's a dad joke to keep our spirits high: Why did the statistician bring a ladder to the campfire? Because they heard the fire chief saying, "You need a good sample to get accurate measures!" Oh, the lengths we go for statistical accuracy!
In all seriousness, these scorching results set the stage for further inquiry into the complex interplay between arson rates and smoking behaviors. While the exact mechanisms driving this correlation remain shrouded in smoky mystery, our findings provide a blazing trail for future researchers to follow. This discovery might just be the spark that ignites a new era of interdisciplinary investigation, blending the heat of criminology with the smoke of public health.
As we extinguish the flames of this section, remember - while these results may be red-hot, the journey of scientific inquiry is far from over. Let's keep the fire burning and continue to unravel the captivating relationship between arson in Delaware and the smoking habits of US adults.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

Well, folks, it looks like we've unearthed a rather fiery revelation here - the connection between arson rates in Delaware and the smoking habits of US adults is hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest! Our scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9419442 has left us feeling the burn in the best way possible, shattering any doubts about the intensity of this relationship. It's as undeniable as the fact that you can't have the fire department without a little spark.

Now, before we let this topic go up in smoke, let's take a moment to appreciate the heat we've uncovered. It's like finding out that smoke alarms are hot commodities in a fire station - these findings are on fire, folks! But let's not get burned out just yet - this is just the beginning of our sizzling exploration into the world of unexpected statistical connections.

As we wrap up this section, I can't resist leaving you with one last dad joke to extinguish any remaining seriousness. Why did the statistician bring a smoke machine to the campfire? Because they wanted to create a smokin' hot confidence interval! Sometimes, statistical humor is like a slow-burning ember - it takes a moment, but then it really catches on.

In conclusion, it's clear that the sparks of knowledge we've uncovered in this study are too bright to ignore. No more research is needed on this topic - it's time to let this fiery connection light the way for future investigations. And remember, in the world of research, where there's smoke, there's always a statistical fire burning bright.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Up in Smoke: Exploring the Fiery Connection Between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US Adults. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Quirky Correlations in Social Science


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Up in Smoke: Exploring the Fiery Connection Between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US Adults. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Fire Dynamics and Public Health


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Up in Smoke: Exploring the Fiery Connection Between Arson in Delaware and Cigarette Smoking Rate for US Adults with an abstract of This study ignites an investigation into the searing link between arson rates in Delaware and cigarette smoking rates for adults in the United States. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the CDC, our research team uncovered a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9419442 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2001 to 2021.
In our analysis, we found that Delaware's arson rates and the national adult cigarette smoking rates were positively inflamed, showcasing a hot correlation that cannot be extinguished. It's as if the Arsonist Association and the Tobacco Club were in cahoots all along - what a fire-starting partnership!
Our findings spark a fiery debate on potential underlying factors fueling this unexpected relationship. Could it be a case of hot-tempered individuals reaching for a pack of cigarettes after a heated argument? Or perhaps the smoldering stress of arson investigations increasing the allure of a smoke break? We aim to kindle further research into these burning questions.
In conclusion, this flaming correlation between arson in Delaware and the smoking habits of US adults raises more questions than answers. As research continues to smolder, one thing's for sure - there's clearly a fire hazard when it comes to this captivating connection. We mustn't let these findings go up in smoke; the sparks of knowledge must be fanned to uncover the truth behind this unconventional pairing.

ChatGPT:

arson rates, cigarette smoking rates, correlation, Delaware, US adults, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, CDC, correlation coefficient, underlying factors, stress, smoke break, arson investigation

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Data details

Arson in Delaware
Detailed data title: The arson rate per 100,000 residents in Delaware
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Arson in Delaware

Cigarette Smoking Rate for US adults
Detailed data title: US Adult Cigarette Smoking Rate
Source: CDC
See what else correlates with Cigarette Smoking Rate for US adults

Correlation r = 0.9419442 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8872588 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 88.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Cigarette Smoking Rate for US adults) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Arson in Delaware) over the 21 years from 2001 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.9E-10. 0.0000000001883724855048998000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 1.9E-8% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 5,308,630,915 random variables You don't actually need 5 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 20 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 20 because we have two variables measured over a period of 21 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.86, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Arson in Delaware (Arson rate)54.542.644.644.145.74536.141.534.833.532.224.618.622.917.11914.414.213.1015.5
Cigarette Smoking Rate for US adults (Percentage)22.822.521.620.920.920.819.820.620.619.31918.117.816.815.115.51413.71412.511.5




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
  5. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([54.5,42.6,44.6,44.1,45.7,45,36.1,41.5,34.8,33.5,32.2,24.6,18.6,22.9,17.1,19,14.4,14.2,13.1,0,15.5,])
array_2 = np.array([22.8,22.5,21.6,20.9,20.9,20.8,19.8,20.6,20.6,19.3,19,18.1,17.8,16.8,15.1,15.5,14,13.7,14,12.5,11.5,])
array_1_name = "Arson in Delaware"
array_2_name = "Cigarette Smoking Rate for US adults"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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