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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and the second variable is The number of telemarketers in Kansas.  The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

As the number of Master's degrees in Architecture and related services decreased, there were fewer people with grand designs for annoying phone calls, leading to a decline in the telemarketing industry in Kansas. It seems there was a disconnect between creating blueprints and trying to make sales pitches, ultimately leading to a hang-up on pursuing telemarketing as a career in the Sunflower State.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [Sci-fi fantasy] Prompt: Generate an image of a futuristic cityscape divided by two halves - on one side, an architect's office with blueprints scattered on the floor and a diploma being taken off the wall, and on the other, a telemarketing call center in a deserted state with dejected employees sitting among abandoned phones and headsets. The impact of the diminishing number of architects on the telemarketers in Kansas is visually represented. The scene is set in a softly lit room with a subtle futuristic ambiance. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services and The number of telemarketers in Kansas. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Data cyber art Glitch art Sci-fi fantacy Vaporwave Cybernetic art
ChatGPT: Sci-fi fantasy

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services and The number of telemarketers in Kansas, in the following situation: As the number of architects dwindled, the telemarketers just couldn't handle the "rejection" anymore. Without buildings to design, the architects packed up and left, leaving the telemarketers feeling "unstructured" and "unsupported." With fewer architectural masterminds around, the telemarketers were no longer able to "build" rapport with potential clients. It seems the architects held the key to "structural" success for the telemarketers, and when they disappeared, so did the opportunities to "pitch" their services. It's a prime example of how the "foundation" of one industry can have a "domino effect" on another.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In an empty architect's office, blueprints are scattered across the floor as the last architect grabs their diploma from the wall. Meanwhile, in a telemarketing call center in Kansas, dejected employees sit at their desks surrounded by abandoned phones, their headsets lying idly on the desk. The vacant desks and silent phones show the impact of the dwindling number of architects on the telemarketers in Kansas.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Sci-fi fantasy ] and depicting this scene: In an empty architect's office, blueprints are scattered across the floor as the last architect grabs their diploma from the wall. Meanwhile, in a telemarketing call center in Kansas, dejected employees sit at their desks surrounded by abandoned phones, their headsets lying idly on the desk. The vacant desks and silent phones show the impact of the dwindling number of architects on the telemarketers in Kansas. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [Sci-fi fantasy] Prompt: Generate an image of a futuristic cityscape divided by two halves - on one side, an architect's office with blueprints scattered on the floor and a diploma being taken off the wall, and on the other, a telemarketing call center in a deserted state with dejected employees sitting among abandoned phones and headsets. The impact of the diminishing number of architects on the telemarketers in Kansas is visually represented. The scene is set in a softly lit room with a subtle futuristic ambiance.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services caused The number of telemarketers in Kansas to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Building a Connection: Architecture Master's Degrees and the Toll of Telemarketers in the Wheat State

The Journal of Urban Structures and Social Annoyances

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services and The number of telemarketers in Kansas. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9819311 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Building a Connection: Architecture Master's Degrees and the Toll of Telemarketers in the Wheat State

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the intriguing relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services in the United States and the proliferation of telemarketers in the state of Kansas. Drawing from comprehensive data sources, including the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the research team uncovered a striking correlation between these seemingly disparate phenomena.

The analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9819311 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021, indicating a strong positive relationship. While the causality behind this association remains elusive, the findings spark curiosity and provoke contemplation about the whimsical nature of statistical relationships. Indeed, the rise and fall of telemarketers in the plains of Kansas seem to mirror the ebb and flow of architectural aspirations across the nation, leaving one pondering the mysterious ways in which these facets of human endeavor intersect.

Through this research, we advocate for further exploration of these unexpected correlations, encouraging scholars to excavate the hidden connections that underlie the seemingly unrelated phenomena in our complex world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services and The number of telemarketers in Kansas. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Building a Connection: Architecture Master's Degrees and the Toll of Telemarketers in the Wheat State

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the intriguing relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services in the United States and the proliferation of telemarketers in the state of Kansas. Drawing from comprehensive data sources, including the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the research team uncovered a striking correlation between these seemingly disparate phenomena.

The analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9819311 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021, indicating a strong positive relationship. While the causality behind this association remains elusive, the findings spark curiosity and provoke contemplation about the whimsical nature of statistical relationships. Indeed, the rise and fall of telemarketers in the plains of Kansas seem to mirror the ebb and flow of architectural aspirations across the nation, leaving one pondering the mysterious ways in which these facets of human endeavor intersect.

Through this research, we advocate for further exploration of these unexpected correlations, encouraging scholars to excavate the hidden connections that underlie the seemingly unrelated phenomena in our complex world.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The nexus between educational pursuits in the field of architecture and the prevalence of telemarketing activities in Kansas is a subject that has long eluded systematic inquiry. It is a rare juxtaposition of disciplines that, at first glance, seems as incongruous as lumber and blueprints. However, upon closer examination, a peculiar association emerges, prompting us to delve into the intricate web of causality and correlation that weaves through these seemingly unrelated domains.

The state of Kansas, best known for its amber waves of grain and the enigmatic twister-prone weather patterns, serves as our focal point for examining the enigmatic correlation. The allure of the Wheat State, with its serene plains and agrarian charm, seems an unlikely backdrop for our investigation, yet the presence of telemarketers within its borders presents a curious phenomenon worth exploration.

Furthermore, the realm of architectural education beckons, with its aspirants laboring over blueprints, scale models, and structural designs. The confounding link between these eager disciples of architecture and the telemarketers proposing everything from insurance policies to kitchen gadgets warrants elucidation.

In this study, we endeavor to unravel this esoteric connection, armed with a trove of empirical data and statistical tools. The intertwined fortunes of Master's degrees in Architecture and related services and the telemarketing workforce in Kansas emerge as our odyssey, guided by the compass of empirical investigation. Thus, through the lens of statistical inquiry, we embark on a quest to elucidate the peculiar tapestry that binds these disparate realms.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services and The number of telemarketers in Kansas. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Building a Connection: Architecture Master's Degrees and the Toll of Telemarketers in the Wheat State

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the intriguing relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services in the United States and the proliferation of telemarketers in the state of Kansas. Drawing from comprehensive data sources, including the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the research team uncovered a striking correlation between these seemingly disparate phenomena.

The analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9819311 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021, indicating a strong positive relationship. While the causality behind this association remains elusive, the findings spark curiosity and provoke contemplation about the whimsical nature of statistical relationships. Indeed, the rise and fall of telemarketers in the plains of Kansas seem to mirror the ebb and flow of architectural aspirations across the nation, leaving one pondering the mysterious ways in which these facets of human endeavor intersect.

Through this research, we advocate for further exploration of these unexpected correlations, encouraging scholars to excavate the hidden connections that underlie the seemingly unrelated phenomena in our complex world.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The nexus between educational pursuits in the field of architecture and the prevalence of telemarketing activities in Kansas is a subject that has long eluded systematic inquiry. It is a rare juxtaposition of disciplines that, at first glance, seems as incongruous as lumber and blueprints. However, upon closer examination, a peculiar association emerges, prompting us to delve into the intricate web of causality and correlation that weaves through these seemingly unrelated domains.
The state of Kansas, best known for its amber waves of grain and the enigmatic twister-prone weather patterns, serves as our focal point for examining the enigmatic correlation. The allure of the Wheat State, with its serene plains and agrarian charm, seems an unlikely backdrop for our investigation, yet the presence of telemarketers within its borders presents a curious phenomenon worth exploration.
Furthermore, the realm of architectural education beckons, with its aspirants laboring over blueprints, scale models, and structural designs. The confounding link between these eager disciples of architecture and the telemarketers proposing everything from insurance policies to kitchen gadgets warrants elucidation.
In this study, we endeavor to unravel this esoteric connection, armed with a trove of empirical data and statistical tools. The intertwined fortunes of Master's degrees in Architecture and related services and the telemarketing workforce in Kansas emerge as our odyssey, guided by the compass of empirical investigation. Thus, through the lens of statistical inquiry, we embark on a quest to elucidate the peculiar tapestry that binds these disparate realms.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The literature review presents a synthesis of prior studies and literature that have explored diverse aspects of the relationship between educational pursuits in the field of architecture and the prevalence of telemarketing activities in the state of Kansas. The authors sought to identify serious scholarly works and empirical studies that examined the potentially unexpected and whimsical intersection of these seemingly disparate phenomena.

In "Inquiries into Architecture & Montage," Smith elucidates the nuanced intricacies of architectural design and its transformative potential within urban spaces. While the work does not explicitly delve into the telemarketing landscape, it provides a foundational understanding of the architectural discipline that underpins the subsequent analysis.

Doe's investigation in "Telemarketing Trends and Consumer Behavior" astutely dissects the evolution of telemarketing strategies in the digital era. The authors find nuanced shifts in consumer response patterns, but regrettably do not explore the potential influence of architecture degrees on the telemarketing workforce.

Jones' seminal work "Interdisciplinary Perspectives on Urban Development" serves as a pivotal touchstone, delving into the interdisciplinary nature of urban planning and development. While the work does not directly address the telemarketing phenomenon, it offers insights into the spatial considerations that may indirectly influence telemarketing operations.

Transitioning to non-fiction texts related to architecture, "The Fountainhead" by Ayn Rand and "Delirious New York" by Rem Koolhaas provide profound insights into architectural philosophies and the intrinsic connections between built environments and human experiences. Despite their literary focus, these texts offered invaluable contextual understanding for the subsequent exploration.

Concurrently, the fictional realm offers enticing avenues for examining the nuanced relationship between architecture and telemarketing. The dystopian themes in Philip K. Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" and the surreal landscapes in Haruki Murakami's "Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World" provoke contemplation about the potential intersections of architecture and telemarketing in alternate realities.

Expanding the purview to animated series and children's programming, the authors sought to uncover potential subliminal influences on the architectural and telemarketing phenomena. The whimsical cities depicted in "SpongeBob SquarePants" and the peculiar spatial dynamics in "Courage the Cowardly Dog" inadvertently piqued curiosity about the latent influences of animated narratives on architectural pursuits and the telemarketing industry.

In conclusion, the literature review has shed light on a diverse range of sources that offer intriguing, albeit indirect, insights into the unconventional intersection between Master's degrees in Architecture and related services and the enigmatic world of telemarketers in Kansas. The ensuing analysis will seek to distill these disparate viewpoints into a coherent framework, unraveling the enigmatic tapestry that binds these seemingly incongruous domains.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services and The number of telemarketers in Kansas. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2012 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Building a Connection: Architecture Master's Degrees and the Toll of Telemarketers in the Wheat State

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the intriguing relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services in the United States and the proliferation of telemarketers in the state of Kansas. Drawing from comprehensive data sources, including the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the research team uncovered a striking correlation between these seemingly disparate phenomena.

The analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9819311 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021, indicating a strong positive relationship. While the causality behind this association remains elusive, the findings spark curiosity and provoke contemplation about the whimsical nature of statistical relationships. Indeed, the rise and fall of telemarketers in the plains of Kansas seem to mirror the ebb and flow of architectural aspirations across the nation, leaving one pondering the mysterious ways in which these facets of human endeavor intersect.

Through this research, we advocate for further exploration of these unexpected correlations, encouraging scholars to excavate the hidden connections that underlie the seemingly unrelated phenomena in our complex world.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The nexus between educational pursuits in the field of architecture and the prevalence of telemarketing activities in Kansas is a subject that has long eluded systematic inquiry. It is a rare juxtaposition of disciplines that, at first glance, seems as incongruous as lumber and blueprints. However, upon closer examination, a peculiar association emerges, prompting us to delve into the intricate web of causality and correlation that weaves through these seemingly unrelated domains.
The state of Kansas, best known for its amber waves of grain and the enigmatic twister-prone weather patterns, serves as our focal point for examining the enigmatic correlation. The allure of the Wheat State, with its serene plains and agrarian charm, seems an unlikely backdrop for our investigation, yet the presence of telemarketers within its borders presents a curious phenomenon worth exploration.
Furthermore, the realm of architectural education beckons, with its aspirants laboring over blueprints, scale models, and structural designs. The confounding link between these eager disciples of architecture and the telemarketers proposing everything from insurance policies to kitchen gadgets warrants elucidation.
In this study, we endeavor to unravel this esoteric connection, armed with a trove of empirical data and statistical tools. The intertwined fortunes of Master's degrees in Architecture and related services and the telemarketing workforce in Kansas emerge as our odyssey, guided by the compass of empirical investigation. Thus, through the lens of statistical inquiry, we embark on a quest to elucidate the peculiar tapestry that binds these disparate realms.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Data Collection:
The data for this study was gathered from a variety of sources, primarily relying on the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics. The number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services across the United States from 2012 to 2021 was obtained from the National Center for Education Statistics database. Concurrently, the count of telemarketers inhabiting the undulating plains of Kansas during the same period was extracted from the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

Data Analysis:
To assess the relationship between the number of Master's degrees in Architecture and related services and the proliferation of telemarketers in Kansas, a robust statistical approach was employed. The correlation coefficient, accompanied by its associated p-value, was calculated to ascertain the strength and significance of the observed relationship.

Statistical Modeling:
Further exploration of the data involved the application of multivariate regression models. These models were utilized to delve into the potential underlying factors contributing to the peculiar correlation between architectural ambitions and the presence of eager telemarketers within the state borders of Kansas. The models sought to disentangle the intricate dance of variables that may potentially underpin this unexpected association, shedding light on the enigmatic bond between these seemingly incongruous domains.

Control Variables:
In order to mitigate potential confounders and enhance the internal validity of the study, relevant control variables such as demographic trends, economic indicators, and other pertinent contextual factors were incorporated into the statistical models. These control variables aimed to ensure that any observed relationship between Master's degrees in Architecture and related services and the prevalence of telemarketers in Kansas remained robust and defensible in the face of extraneous influences.

Robustness Checks:
To bolster the reliability of the findings, robustness checks were conducted, including sensitivity analyses and alternative model specifications. These procedures were implemented to scrutinize the stability of the observed relationships and validate the robustness of the statistical inferences, serving as a bulwark against spurious or inconclusive results.

Ethical Considerations:
Throughout the course of this research, ethical principles guiding the responsible use of data and the dissemination of findings were rigorously upheld. The privacy and anonymity of individuals represented in the datasets were safeguarded, and all analyses adhered to the highest standards of ethical conduct within the realm of scholarly inquiry.

Thus, through the judicious application of meticulous data collection, rigorous statistical analyses, and diligent ethical considerations, the methodology employed in this study aimed to provide a comprehensive and methodologically sound exploration of the intriguing association between Master's degrees in Architecture and related services and the prevalence of telemarketers in the heartland of Kansas.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services and The number of telemarketers in Kansas. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9819311, r-squared of 0.9641886, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Building a Connection: Architecture Master's Degrees and the Toll of Telemarketers in the Wheat State

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the intriguing relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services in the United States and the proliferation of telemarketers in the state of Kansas. Drawing from comprehensive data sources, including the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the research team uncovered a striking correlation between these seemingly disparate phenomena.

The analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9819311 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021, indicating a strong positive relationship. While the causality behind this association remains elusive, the findings spark curiosity and provoke contemplation about the whimsical nature of statistical relationships. Indeed, the rise and fall of telemarketers in the plains of Kansas seem to mirror the ebb and flow of architectural aspirations across the nation, leaving one pondering the mysterious ways in which these facets of human endeavor intersect.

Through this research, we advocate for further exploration of these unexpected correlations, encouraging scholars to excavate the hidden connections that underlie the seemingly unrelated phenomena in our complex world.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The nexus between educational pursuits in the field of architecture and the prevalence of telemarketing activities in Kansas is a subject that has long eluded systematic inquiry. It is a rare juxtaposition of disciplines that, at first glance, seems as incongruous as lumber and blueprints. However, upon closer examination, a peculiar association emerges, prompting us to delve into the intricate web of causality and correlation that weaves through these seemingly unrelated domains.
The state of Kansas, best known for its amber waves of grain and the enigmatic twister-prone weather patterns, serves as our focal point for examining the enigmatic correlation. The allure of the Wheat State, with its serene plains and agrarian charm, seems an unlikely backdrop for our investigation, yet the presence of telemarketers within its borders presents a curious phenomenon worth exploration.
Furthermore, the realm of architectural education beckons, with its aspirants laboring over blueprints, scale models, and structural designs. The confounding link between these eager disciples of architecture and the telemarketers proposing everything from insurance policies to kitchen gadgets warrants elucidation.
In this study, we endeavor to unravel this esoteric connection, armed with a trove of empirical data and statistical tools. The intertwined fortunes of Master's degrees in Architecture and related services and the telemarketing workforce in Kansas emerge as our odyssey, guided by the compass of empirical investigation. Thus, through the lens of statistical inquiry, we embark on a quest to elucidate the peculiar tapestry that binds these disparate realms.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data gathered from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9819311 between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services in the United States and the population of telemarketers in the state of Kansas. The strength of this correlation was further underscored by an r-squared value of 0.9641886. The significance of this relationship was supported by a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a high level of confidence in the findings.

Figure 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the robust positive correlation between the two variables, affirming the striking nature of this association. The alignment of these data points on the graph serves as a visual testament to the profound link between the pursuit of architectural knowledge and the proliferation of telemarketing activity in the Wheat State.

While the precise underlying mechanisms driving this correlation remain elusive, the results of this investigation underscore the profound interconnection between seemingly unrelated realms. The uncanny symmetry between the academic ambitions in architecture and the omnipresence of telemarketers in Kansas sparks contemplation about the capricious dance of statistical relationships. The whimsical nature of this correlation leaves one pondering the enigmatic ways in which these distinct domains intersect, inviting further exploration and scholarly discourse.

The compelling correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services and the prevalence of telemarketers in Kansas calls for continued inquiry into the intricate interplay of diverse societal phenomena. This research illuminates the unseen threads that weave through the fabric of human endeavors, prompting scholars to excavate the hidden connections that underlie the ostensibly disparate corners of our complex world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services and The number of telemarketers in Kansas. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Building a Connection: Architecture Master's Degrees and the Toll of Telemarketers in the Wheat State

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the intriguing relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services in the United States and the proliferation of telemarketers in the state of Kansas. Drawing from comprehensive data sources, including the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the research team uncovered a striking correlation between these seemingly disparate phenomena.

The analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9819311 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021, indicating a strong positive relationship. While the causality behind this association remains elusive, the findings spark curiosity and provoke contemplation about the whimsical nature of statistical relationships. Indeed, the rise and fall of telemarketers in the plains of Kansas seem to mirror the ebb and flow of architectural aspirations across the nation, leaving one pondering the mysterious ways in which these facets of human endeavor intersect.

Through this research, we advocate for further exploration of these unexpected correlations, encouraging scholars to excavate the hidden connections that underlie the seemingly unrelated phenomena in our complex world.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature review presents a synthesis of prior studies and literature that have explored diverse aspects of the relationship between educational pursuits in the field of architecture and the prevalence of telemarketing activities in the state of Kansas. The authors sought to identify serious scholarly works and empirical studies that examined the potentially unexpected and whimsical intersection of these seemingly disparate phenomena.
In "Inquiries into Architecture & Montage," Smith elucidates the nuanced intricacies of architectural design and its transformative potential within urban spaces. While the work does not explicitly delve into the telemarketing landscape, it provides a foundational understanding of the architectural discipline that underpins the subsequent analysis.
Doe's investigation in "Telemarketing Trends and Consumer Behavior" astutely dissects the evolution of telemarketing strategies in the digital era. The authors find nuanced shifts in consumer response patterns, but regrettably do not explore the potential influence of architecture degrees on the telemarketing workforce.
Jones' seminal work "Interdisciplinary Perspectives on Urban Development" serves as a pivotal touchstone, delving into the interdisciplinary nature of urban planning and development. While the work does not directly address the telemarketing phenomenon, it offers insights into the spatial considerations that may indirectly influence telemarketing operations.
Transitioning to non-fiction texts related to architecture, "The Fountainhead" by Ayn Rand and "Delirious New York" by Rem Koolhaas provide profound insights into architectural philosophies and the intrinsic connections between built environments and human experiences. Despite their literary focus, these texts offered invaluable contextual understanding for the subsequent exploration.
Concurrently, the fictional realm offers enticing avenues for examining the nuanced relationship between architecture and telemarketing. The dystopian themes in Philip K. Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" and the surreal landscapes in Haruki Murakami's "Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World" provoke contemplation about the potential intersections of architecture and telemarketing in alternate realities.
Expanding the purview to animated series and children's programming, the authors sought to uncover potential subliminal influences on the architectural and telemarketing phenomena. The whimsical cities depicted in "SpongeBob SquarePants" and the peculiar spatial dynamics in "Courage the Cowardly Dog" inadvertently piqued curiosity about the latent influences of animated narratives on architectural pursuits and the telemarketing industry.
In conclusion, the literature review has shed light on a diverse range of sources that offer intriguing, albeit indirect, insights into the unconventional intersection between Master's degrees in Architecture and related services and the enigmatic world of telemarketers in Kansas. The ensuing analysis will seek to distill these disparate viewpoints into a coherent framework, unraveling the enigmatic tapestry that binds these seemingly incongruous domains.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data gathered from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9819311 between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services in the United States and the population of telemarketers in the state of Kansas. The strength of this correlation was further underscored by an r-squared value of 0.9641886. The significance of this relationship was supported by a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a high level of confidence in the findings.
Figure 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the robust positive correlation between the two variables, affirming the striking nature of this association. The alignment of these data points on the graph serves as a visual testament to the profound link between the pursuit of architectural knowledge and the proliferation of telemarketing activity in the Wheat State.
While the precise underlying mechanisms driving this correlation remain elusive, the results of this investigation underscore the profound interconnection between seemingly unrelated realms. The uncanny symmetry between the academic ambitions in architecture and the omnipresence of telemarketers in Kansas sparks contemplation about the capricious dance of statistical relationships. The whimsical nature of this correlation leaves one pondering the enigmatic ways in which these distinct domains intersect, inviting further exploration and scholarly discourse.
The compelling correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services and the prevalence of telemarketers in Kansas calls for continued inquiry into the intricate interplay of diverse societal phenomena. This research illuminates the unseen threads that weave through the fabric of human endeavors, prompting scholars to excavate the hidden connections that underlie the ostensibly disparate corners of our complex world.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of this study substantiate the previously hypothesized connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services and the prevalence of telemarketers in the state of Kansas. The substantial correlation coefficient of 0.9819311 and the high level of statistical significance with a p-value of less than 0.01 allude to a robust and compelling relationship, bolstering the seemingly whimsical link posited in the literature review.

The results corroborate the inquisitive musings of Smith in "Inquiries into Architecture & Montage," who indirectly alluded to the potential influence of architectural pursuits on societal dynamics. While Smith's work did not explicitly investigate telemarketing, the present study's findings provide empirical weight to the notion that architectural endeavors may reverberate beyond the confines of built environments, influencing unexpected domains such as telemarketing in the heartland of America.

Similarly, the unexpected pairing of architecture and telemarketing finds an unlikely ally in the speculative fiction realm. Philip K. Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" and Haruki Murakami's "Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World," while situated in alternate realities, inadvertently invite contemplation about the potential intersections of architectural pursuits and the telemarketing landscape. By substantiating the correlation between these seemingly distinct realms, the present study elevates the whimsical pondering in literature to a tantalizing possibility in the empirical domain, underscoring the intricate tapestry of human endeavors.

The substantial correlation coefficient and the visually striking scatterplot presented in Figure 1 cement the robustness of the relationship, prompting reflection on the capricious nature of statistical associations. The alacrity with which the data points align on the graph serves as a tangible testament to the profound interconnection between the pursuit of architectural knowledge and the omnipresence of telemarketers in Kansas, exemplifying the serendipitous encounters within the intricate web of statistical relationships.

The enigmatic nature of this correlation invites further exploration and academic discourse, beckoning scholars to uncover the latent influences and subtle undercurrents that interlace these seemingly incongruous domains. The implications of this unexpected relationship extend beyond the confines of statistical curiosity, encompassing broader considerations of human endeavors and societal dynamics, ultimately elevating the scholarly pursuit of understanding the unanticipated interplay of these diverse phenomena.

In summary, the results of this investigation underscore the profound and previously unheralded connection between the pursuit of architectural knowledge and the proliferation of telemarketing activity in the plains of Kansas, encapsulating the unexpected intersections that enliven the diverse tapestry of human endeavors.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services and The number of telemarketers in Kansas. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Building a Connection: Architecture Master's Degrees and the Toll of Telemarketers in the Wheat State

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the intriguing relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services in the United States and the proliferation of telemarketers in the state of Kansas. Drawing from comprehensive data sources, including the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the research team uncovered a striking correlation between these seemingly disparate phenomena.

The analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9819311 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021, indicating a strong positive relationship. While the causality behind this association remains elusive, the findings spark curiosity and provoke contemplation about the whimsical nature of statistical relationships. Indeed, the rise and fall of telemarketers in the plains of Kansas seem to mirror the ebb and flow of architectural aspirations across the nation, leaving one pondering the mysterious ways in which these facets of human endeavor intersect.

Through this research, we advocate for further exploration of these unexpected correlations, encouraging scholars to excavate the hidden connections that underlie the seemingly unrelated phenomena in our complex world.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The nexus between educational pursuits in the field of architecture and the prevalence of telemarketing activities in Kansas is a subject that has long eluded systematic inquiry. It is a rare juxtaposition of disciplines that, at first glance, seems as incongruous as lumber and blueprints. However, upon closer examination, a peculiar association emerges, prompting us to delve into the intricate web of causality and correlation that weaves through these seemingly unrelated domains.
The state of Kansas, best known for its amber waves of grain and the enigmatic twister-prone weather patterns, serves as our focal point for examining the enigmatic correlation. The allure of the Wheat State, with its serene plains and agrarian charm, seems an unlikely backdrop for our investigation, yet the presence of telemarketers within its borders presents a curious phenomenon worth exploration.
Furthermore, the realm of architectural education beckons, with its aspirants laboring over blueprints, scale models, and structural designs. The confounding link between these eager disciples of architecture and the telemarketers proposing everything from insurance policies to kitchen gadgets warrants elucidation.
In this study, we endeavor to unravel this esoteric connection, armed with a trove of empirical data and statistical tools. The intertwined fortunes of Master's degrees in Architecture and related services and the telemarketing workforce in Kansas emerge as our odyssey, guided by the compass of empirical investigation. Thus, through the lens of statistical inquiry, we embark on a quest to elucidate the peculiar tapestry that binds these disparate realms.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data gathered from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9819311 between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services in the United States and the population of telemarketers in the state of Kansas. The strength of this correlation was further underscored by an r-squared value of 0.9641886. The significance of this relationship was supported by a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a high level of confidence in the findings.
Figure 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the robust positive correlation between the two variables, affirming the striking nature of this association. The alignment of these data points on the graph serves as a visual testament to the profound link between the pursuit of architectural knowledge and the proliferation of telemarketing activity in the Wheat State.
While the precise underlying mechanisms driving this correlation remain elusive, the results of this investigation underscore the profound interconnection between seemingly unrelated realms. The uncanny symmetry between the academic ambitions in architecture and the omnipresence of telemarketers in Kansas sparks contemplation about the capricious dance of statistical relationships. The whimsical nature of this correlation leaves one pondering the enigmatic ways in which these distinct domains intersect, inviting further exploration and scholarly discourse.
The compelling correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services and the prevalence of telemarketers in Kansas calls for continued inquiry into the intricate interplay of diverse societal phenomena. This research illuminates the unseen threads that weave through the fabric of human endeavors, prompting scholars to excavate the hidden connections that underlie the ostensibly disparate corners of our complex world.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, the investigation into the correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services in the United States and the population of telemarketers in the state of Kansas has yielded compelling findings. The robust positive correlation, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9819311, has brought to light a remarkable connection that defies conventional expectations. The sheer strength of this relationship, supported by an r-squared value of 0.9641886 and a p-value of less than 0.01, underscores the significance of this curious association.

The scatterplot depicting the alignment of data points serves as a vivid portrayal of the entwined fate of these seemingly disparate variables, prompting contemplation about the mysterious ways in which these realms intersect. The persistent ebb and flow of architectural aspirations across the nation seem to mirror the rise and fall of telemarketing activity in the plains of Kansas, evoking curiosity about the peculiar forces at play.

While the precise mechanisms driving this correlation remain elusive, the whimsical nature of this relationship invites further scholarly discourse and investigation. The enigmatic dance of statistical relationships, as evidenced by this unexpected association, serves as a compelling impetus for continued exploration into the hidden connections that underlie our complex world.

In light of these intriguing findings, we encourage fellow scholars to embark on further inquiries into the whimsical nexus between disparate domains, embracing the serendipitous discoveries that await in the unlikeliest of juxtapositions. However, given the unpredictability of such correlations and the complexity of human endeavors, we assert that no more research is needed in this curious area of inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Building a Connection: Architecture Master's Degrees and the Toll of Telemarketers in the Wheat State. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Urban Structures and Social Annoyances


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Building a Connection: Architecture Master's Degrees and the Toll of Telemarketers in the Wheat State. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

Association for Urban Zoning and Intergalactic Collaborations


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Building a Connection: Architecture Master's Degrees and the Toll of Telemarketers in the Wheat State with an abstract of This study explores the intriguing relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Architecture and related services in the United States and the proliferation of telemarketers in the state of Kansas. Drawing from comprehensive data sources, including the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the research team uncovered a striking correlation between these seemingly disparate phenomena.
The analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9819311 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning 2012 to 2021, indicating a strong positive relationship. While the causality behind this association remains elusive, the findings spark curiosity and provoke contemplation about the whimsical nature of statistical relationships. Indeed, the rise and fall of telemarketers in the plains of Kansas seem to mirror the ebb and flow of architectural aspirations across the nation, leaving one pondering the mysterious ways in which these facets of human endeavor intersect.
Through this research, we advocate for further exploration of these unexpected correlations, encouraging scholars to excavate the hidden connections that underlie the seemingly unrelated phenomena in our complex world.

ChatGPT:

architecture master's degrees, telemarketers, Kansas, United States, correlation, National Center for Education Statistics, Bureau of Labor Statistics

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Data details

Master's degrees awarded in Architecture
Detailed data title: Master's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions in Architecture and related services
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Master's degrees awarded in Architecture

The number of telemarketers in Kansas
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of telemarketers in Kansas
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of telemarketers in Kansas

Correlation r = 0.9819311 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9641886 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 96.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of telemarketers in Kansas) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Master's degrees awarded in Architecture) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.6E-7. 0.0000004563113474046496700000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.98 in 4.6E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,191,486 random variables You don't actually need 2 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.92, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Master's degrees awarded in Architecture (Degrees awarded)8448809580488006799178837291731167996321
The number of telemarketers in Kansas (Telemarketers)23102290229021801910192012201040490120




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([8448,8095,8048,8006,7991,7883,7291,7311,6799,6321,])
array_2 = np.array([2310,2290,2290,2180,1910,1920,1220,1040,490,120,])
array_1_name = "Master's degrees awarded in Architecture"
array_2_name = "The number of telemarketers in Kansas"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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