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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Lane and the second variable is The number of lawyers in New Mexico.  The chart goes from 2003 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the name Lane gained traction, parents subconsciously steered their kids toward law-related activities like mock trial and debate club, paving the way for a future influx of legal professionals. It's like the universe was signaling for a new generation of attorneys to take the 'highway' to success in New Mexico's legal system!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image of a striking TIME magazine-style cover, featuring a bustling law school classroom in New Mexico. Show a confident young lawyer named Lane leading an engaging discussion at the front, with eager students raising their hands. Outside the classroom, depict a stream of people lining up to enroll in law school, inspired by Lane's success. The illustration should capture the enthusiasm and energy within the classroom, and the impact Lane's influence has on prospective law students outside. The overall style should be evocative of a classic TIME magazine cover, with a distinctive and compelling visual narrative. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Lane and The number of lawyers in New Mexico. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Vaporwave Sci-fi fantacy Concept art A TIME magazine cover image Glitch art
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Lane and The number of lawyers in New Mexico, in the following situation: Parents are naming their kids Lane in the hopes that they'll grow up to be successful lawyers, leading to a surge in law school applications and ultimately, more lawyers in New Mexico. It's like a self-fulfilling prophecy, but for legal professionals!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling law school classroom in New Mexico, a group of students eagerly raise their hands, ready to discuss the day's case. At the front of the room, a confident young lawyer named Lane leads the discussion, drawing attention from classmates. Meanwhile, outside the classroom, a stream of people in New Mexico can be seen lining up to enroll in law school, inspired by the success and popularity of the name Lane in the legal profession.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling law school classroom in New Mexico, a group of students eagerly raise their hands, ready to discuss the day's case. At the front of the room, a confident young lawyer named Lane leads the discussion, drawing attention from classmates. Meanwhile, outside the classroom, a stream of people in New Mexico can be seen lining up to enroll in law school, inspired by the success and popularity of the name Lane in the legal profession. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image of a striking TIME magazine-style cover, featuring a bustling law school classroom in New Mexico. Show a confident young lawyer named Lane leading an engaging discussion at the front, with eager students raising their hands. Outside the classroom, depict a stream of people lining up to enroll in law school, inspired by Lane's success. The illustration should capture the enthusiasm and energy within the classroom, and the impact Lane's influence has on prospective law students outside. The overall style should be evocative of a classic TIME magazine cover, with a distinctive and compelling visual narrative.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the first name Lane caused The number of lawyers in New Mexico to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Lane Name Game: A Correlational Analysis of Lane Popularity and Lawyer Numbers in New Mexico

The Journal of Quirky Urban Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Lane and The number of lawyers in New Mexico. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9369943 and p < 0.01 for 2003 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"The Lane Name Game: A Correlational Analysis of Lane Popularity and Lawyer Numbers in New Mexico"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study sets out to explore the curious correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico. Using data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2003 to 2022, we aimed to unravel this enigmatic link. Despite the seemingly unlikely connection, our findings reveal a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9369943, with the p-value less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between the two variables. Our results have left us pondering whether New Mexicans are simply drawn to the legal profession due to the resonance of a certain name, or if the name Lane has a mystical allure that influences career choices. This study lends credence to the old adage, "Where there's a Lane, there's a lawsuit," and promises to elevate the "name game" in future social research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Lane and The number of lawyers in New Mexico. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Lane Name Game: A Correlational Analysis of Lane Popularity and Lawyer Numbers in New Mexico"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study sets out to explore the curious correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico. Using data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2003 to 2022, we aimed to unravel this enigmatic link. Despite the seemingly unlikely connection, our findings reveal a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9369943, with the p-value less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between the two variables. Our results have left us pondering whether New Mexicans are simply drawn to the legal profession due to the resonance of a certain name, or if the name Lane has a mystical allure that influences career choices. This study lends credence to the old adage, "Where there's a Lane, there's a lawsuit," and promises to elevate the "name game" in future social research.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
Introduction

The relationship between a person's name and their chosen profession has long been a topic of great intrigue. From the unassuming Baker becoming a pastry chef to the enigmatic Dr. Love pursuing a career in counseling, the link between nomenclature and vocation continues to captivate scholars and laypeople alike. In the annals of unusual associations, the connection between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico stands out as a particularly perplexing enigma.

As the saying goes, "What's in a name?" Well, in the case of our study, it appears there might be a statistical gold mine waiting to be unearthed. The very mention of the name "Lane" conjures up images of winding roads, avenues of possibility, and perhaps the occasional court trial (pun intended). Whether it's the romantic allure of Legal Lane or the lure of litigation, there seems to be an inexplicable pull toward the legal profession associated with this moniker.

While the pursuit of legal expertise is undoubtedly a noble endeavor, one cannot help but wonder if there is a touch of destiny at play for those named Lane in the Land of Enchantment. New Mexico, with its stunning landscapes and rich cultural tapestry, seems an unlikely backdrop for a correlation with a name so tied to the legal realm. Yet, as we delved into the empirical data, we were met with a remarkable revelation – a correlation coefficient so high, it may just as well have been donning a judge's robe and banging a gavel.

The aim of this paper is to unravel the mysteries surrounding the curious connection between Lane and the legal eagles of New Mexico. Through a comprehensive analysis of data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we seek to shed light on this unlikely pairing. Our findings, though unexpected, present a compelling case for further exploration of the nuanced interplay between nomenclature and career choices.

With this study, we hope to not only add a whimsical twist to the world of social research but also to underscore the enduring influence of names in shaping our professional destinies. As we navigate through the lanes of data and legal lore, we invite the reader to join us on this journey of discovery, where statistical significance meets the serendipity of nomenclature. Truly, as our findings suggest, where there's a Lane, there might indeed be a lawsuit – but there's also statistical fascination and a whole lot of puns.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Lane and The number of lawyers in New Mexico. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Lane Name Game: A Correlational Analysis of Lane Popularity and Lawyer Numbers in New Mexico"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study sets out to explore the curious correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico. Using data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2003 to 2022, we aimed to unravel this enigmatic link. Despite the seemingly unlikely connection, our findings reveal a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9369943, with the p-value less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between the two variables. Our results have left us pondering whether New Mexicans are simply drawn to the legal profession due to the resonance of a certain name, or if the name Lane has a mystical allure that influences career choices. This study lends credence to the old adage, "Where there's a Lane, there's a lawsuit," and promises to elevate the "name game" in future social research.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The relationship between a person's name and their chosen profession has long been a topic of great intrigue. From the unassuming Baker becoming a pastry chef to the enigmatic Dr. Love pursuing a career in counseling, the link between nomenclature and vocation continues to captivate scholars and laypeople alike. In the annals of unusual associations, the connection between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico stands out as a particularly perplexing enigma.
As the saying goes, "What's in a name?" Well, in the case of our study, it appears there might be a statistical gold mine waiting to be unearthed. The very mention of the name "Lane" conjures up images of winding roads, avenues of possibility, and perhaps the occasional court trial (pun intended). Whether it's the romantic allure of Legal Lane or the lure of litigation, there seems to be an inexplicable pull toward the legal profession associated with this moniker.
While the pursuit of legal expertise is undoubtedly a noble endeavor, one cannot help but wonder if there is a touch of destiny at play for those named Lane in the Land of Enchantment. New Mexico, with its stunning landscapes and rich cultural tapestry, seems an unlikely backdrop for a correlation with a name so tied to the legal realm. Yet, as we delved into the empirical data, we were met with a remarkable revelation – a correlation coefficient so high, it may just as well have been donning a judge's robe and banging a gavel.
The aim of this paper is to unravel the mysteries surrounding the curious connection between Lane and the legal eagles of New Mexico. Through a comprehensive analysis of data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we seek to shed light on this unlikely pairing. Our findings, though unexpected, present a compelling case for further exploration of the nuanced interplay between nomenclature and career choices.
With this study, we hope to not only add a whimsical twist to the world of social research but also to underscore the enduring influence of names in shaping our professional destinies. As we navigate through the lanes of data and legal lore, we invite the reader to join us on this journey of discovery, where statistical significance meets the serendipity of nomenclature. Truly, as our findings suggest, where there's a Lane, there might indeed be a lawsuit – but there's also statistical fascination and a whole lot of puns.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
**LITERATURE REVIEW**

The relationship between one's name and their career trajectory has long been a topic of interest among researchers and laypeople alike. Studies by Smith, Doe, and Jones (2005) have delved into the fascinating interplay between nomenclature and professional choices, uncovering intriguing patterns and associations. While these early works often focused on more common names and mainstream professions, our study turns the spotlight onto the peculiar correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico.

As we embark on this whimsical journey through the annals of nomenclature and career paths, it is prudent to consider the implications of our findings in the context of existing literature. In "The Name-Game Nexus: Exploring the Influence of Nomenclature on Career Selection," the authors propose a framework for understanding the underlying psychological mechanisms that could link specific names to certain professions. This framework, while insightful, may require a whimsical twist when applied to the peculiar case of Lane and the legal realm of New Mexico.

Moving into the realm of non-fiction books, "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner introduces the concept of unconventional correlations, shedding light on seemingly unrelated phenomena that exhibit surprising connections. While the book does not directly discuss the correlation between names and professions in the legal field, one cannot help but wonder if the "Freakonomics" lens could offer a new perspective on the Lane-lawyer enigma.

In the fictional realm, works such as John Grisham's legal thrillers and Scott Turow's courtroom dramas have enthralled readers with riveting tales of legal intrigue. While these novels are not academic studies per se, they provide a cultural backdrop against which the allure of the legal profession is often depicted. Moreover, the prevalence of characters with the name Lane in these works serves as a subtle nod to the underlying theme of our own investigation.

Taking a slightly more lighthearted approach, children's cartoons and shows such as "Scooby-Doo" and "Dora the Explorer" have featured legal scenarios in their plots, albeit in a comical and simplified manner. The presence of characters named Lane in these cartoon narratives adds a whimsical layer to our exploration, reminding us that even the most unexpected sources can lend a touch of levity to our academic pursuits.

With the eclectic mix of existing literature and cultural touchstones in mind, we venture forth into the heart of our investigation, ready to unravel the curious correlation between the name Lane and the legal landscape of New Mexico. As we peer through the looking glass of data and analysis, we do so with a keen eye for statistical significance and an equally keen appreciation for serendipitous humor.

It's time to navigate the lanes of nomenclature and legal lore like never before, armed with the empirical evidence and a healthy dose of puns. After all, as our findings are poised to reveal, where there's a Lane, there's more than meets the legal eye.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Lane and The number of lawyers in New Mexico. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2003 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Lane Name Game: A Correlational Analysis of Lane Popularity and Lawyer Numbers in New Mexico"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study sets out to explore the curious correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico. Using data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2003 to 2022, we aimed to unravel this enigmatic link. Despite the seemingly unlikely connection, our findings reveal a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9369943, with the p-value less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between the two variables. Our results have left us pondering whether New Mexicans are simply drawn to the legal profession due to the resonance of a certain name, or if the name Lane has a mystical allure that influences career choices. This study lends credence to the old adage, "Where there's a Lane, there's a lawsuit," and promises to elevate the "name game" in future social research.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The relationship between a person's name and their chosen profession has long been a topic of great intrigue. From the unassuming Baker becoming a pastry chef to the enigmatic Dr. Love pursuing a career in counseling, the link between nomenclature and vocation continues to captivate scholars and laypeople alike. In the annals of unusual associations, the connection between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico stands out as a particularly perplexing enigma.
As the saying goes, "What's in a name?" Well, in the case of our study, it appears there might be a statistical gold mine waiting to be unearthed. The very mention of the name "Lane" conjures up images of winding roads, avenues of possibility, and perhaps the occasional court trial (pun intended). Whether it's the romantic allure of Legal Lane or the lure of litigation, there seems to be an inexplicable pull toward the legal profession associated with this moniker.
While the pursuit of legal expertise is undoubtedly a noble endeavor, one cannot help but wonder if there is a touch of destiny at play for those named Lane in the Land of Enchantment. New Mexico, with its stunning landscapes and rich cultural tapestry, seems an unlikely backdrop for a correlation with a name so tied to the legal realm. Yet, as we delved into the empirical data, we were met with a remarkable revelation – a correlation coefficient so high, it may just as well have been donning a judge's robe and banging a gavel.
The aim of this paper is to unravel the mysteries surrounding the curious connection between Lane and the legal eagles of New Mexico. Through a comprehensive analysis of data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we seek to shed light on this unlikely pairing. Our findings, though unexpected, present a compelling case for further exploration of the nuanced interplay between nomenclature and career choices.
With this study, we hope to not only add a whimsical twist to the world of social research but also to underscore the enduring influence of names in shaping our professional destinies. As we navigate through the lanes of data and legal lore, we invite the reader to join us on this journey of discovery, where statistical significance meets the serendipity of nomenclature. Truly, as our findings suggest, where there's a Lane, there might indeed be a lawsuit – but there's also statistical fascination and a whole lot of puns.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

**[[METHODOLOGY]]**

**Data Collection**

To unravel the mystifying correlation between the prevalence of the first name Lane and the number of legal practitioners in the picturesque state of New Mexico, we embarked on a quest for data that would put the "research" in "search." Our research team utilized a variety of sources, including the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, to acquire datasets spanning the years 2003 to 2022. As we combed through the digital archives, we couldn't help but feel like intrepid explorers traversing the vast terrain of information, armed with nothing but a quest for quirky correlations and a healthy dose of statistical curiosity.

**Name Popularity Analysis**

The first phase of our investigation involved the analysis of the popularity of the first name Lane across the United States, with a specific focus on the state of New Mexico. Utilizing the Social Security Administration's treasure trove of name data, we delved into the annals of nomenclature trends with the precision of a name anthropologist (or, perhaps more aptly, a "nomencleptologist"). The frequencies of the name Lane were meticulously tracked and compared with temporal and geographical variations to unveil any discernible patterns.

**Legal Labor Census**

Simultaneously, we embarked on a parallel expedition into the realm of legal professions within the Land of Enchantment. The Bureau of Labor Statistics provided us with a wealth of employment statistics, allowing us to conduct a detailed census of lawyers practicing in New Mexico. We conducted a thorough exploration of occupational data, parsing through the intricacies of legal professions with the keen eye of a legal ornithologist... or better yet, a "barrister birder."

**Statistical Sorcery**

With our treasure trove of data in hand, we employed the ancient arts of statistical analysis to conjure correlations and unveil relationships lurking within the numerical abyss. Armed with the potent incantations of correlation coefficients and p-values, we delved deep into the realm of inferential statistics, where the arcane magic of hypothesis testing and regression analyses held sway. Our sorcery – ahem, sorry, statistical methodologies – included the calculation of the Pearson correlation coefficient and other inferential tests to scrutinize the strength and significance of the unearthed correlations.

**Limitations and Caveats**

It is crucial to note that while our research endeavors were marked by fervent zeal, there exist limitations to our methodology. The inherent constraints of correlational research warrant caution in ascribing causality to our findings. Additionally, the enigmatic realm of name choices and career decisions presents a tangled web of confounding variables that may cloud the clarity of our findings. Nevertheless, armed with both statistical acumen and a dose of levity, we forged ahead in our quest for insight into the Lane Name Game.

**Ethical Considerations**

Lastly, in our pursuit of scholarly enlightenment, we remained steadfast in adhering to the ethical principles of academic research. The confidentiality and anonymity of individuals behind the names and vocations under scrutiny were rigorously upheld, ensuring that our scholarly odyssey maintained the integrity befitting rigorous scientific inquiry.

With our methodologies laid bare and our statistical lore unearthed, let us embark together on this voyage of scholarly discovery – where the alleyways of data intersect with the courthouses of career choices. Join us as we navigate the winding roads of Lane and the legal labyrinth of New Mexico, armed with nothing but a sense of humor and a steadfast commitment to statistical scrutiny. Welcome to the Lane Name Game – where whimsical inquiry meets rigorous research, and statistical fascination mingles with a healthy appreciation for puns.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Lane and The number of lawyers in New Mexico. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2003 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9369943, r-squared of 0.8779583, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Lane Name Game: A Correlational Analysis of Lane Popularity and Lawyer Numbers in New Mexico"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study sets out to explore the curious correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico. Using data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2003 to 2022, we aimed to unravel this enigmatic link. Despite the seemingly unlikely connection, our findings reveal a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9369943, with the p-value less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between the two variables. Our results have left us pondering whether New Mexicans are simply drawn to the legal profession due to the resonance of a certain name, or if the name Lane has a mystical allure that influences career choices. This study lends credence to the old adage, "Where there's a Lane, there's a lawsuit," and promises to elevate the "name game" in future social research.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Introduction
The relationship between a person's name and their chosen profession has long been a topic of great intrigue. From the unassuming Baker becoming a pastry chef to the enigmatic Dr. Love pursuing a career in counseling, the link between nomenclature and vocation continues to captivate scholars and laypeople alike. In the annals of unusual associations, the connection between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico stands out as a particularly perplexing enigma.
As the saying goes, "What's in a name?" Well, in the case of our study, it appears there might be a statistical gold mine waiting to be unearthed. The very mention of the name "Lane" conjures up images of winding roads, avenues of possibility, and perhaps the occasional court trial (pun intended). Whether it's the romantic allure of Legal Lane or the lure of litigation, there seems to be an inexplicable pull toward the legal profession associated with this moniker.
While the pursuit of legal expertise is undoubtedly a noble endeavor, one cannot help but wonder if there is a touch of destiny at play for those named Lane in the Land of Enchantment. New Mexico, with its stunning landscapes and rich cultural tapestry, seems an unlikely backdrop for a correlation with a name so tied to the legal realm. Yet, as we delved into the empirical data, we were met with a remarkable revelation – a correlation coefficient so high, it may just as well have been donning a judge's robe and banging a gavel.
The aim of this paper is to unravel the mysteries surrounding the curious connection between Lane and the legal eagles of New Mexico. Through a comprehensive analysis of data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we seek to shed light on this unlikely pairing. Our findings, though unexpected, present a compelling case for further exploration of the nuanced interplay between nomenclature and career choices.
With this study, we hope to not only add a whimsical twist to the world of social research but also to underscore the enduring influence of names in shaping our professional destinies. As we navigate through the lanes of data and legal lore, we invite the reader to join us on this journey of discovery, where statistical significance meets the serendipity of nomenclature. Truly, as our findings suggest, where there's a Lane, there might indeed be a lawsuit – but there's also statistical fascination and a whole lot of puns.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data collected revealed a strong positive correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico. The correlation coefficient was calculated to be 0.9369943, indicating a robust relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The r-squared value of 0.8779583 suggested that approximately 87.8% of the variation in lawyer numbers in New Mexico could be explained by the popularity of the name Lane. The p-value was found to be less than 0.01, supporting the statistical significance of this correlation.

Figure 1 depicts the scatterplot illustrating the noteworthy correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico. The plot showcases a clear positive trend, with an unmistakable upward trajectory reminiscent of a legal brief on its way to a favorable verdict.

The high correlation coefficient and r-squared value provide compelling evidence to support the uncanny affinity between the name Lane and the legal profession in the enchanting realm of New Mexico. These findings prompt us to wonder whether there is a metaphysical magnetism associated with the name Lane that subconsciously steers individuals toward legal careers, or if, perhaps, lawyers are availing themselves of a strategic advantage by adopting this particular name. The latter possibility may, quite literally, turn the tables on the age-old question of "Who's in a name?"

Our results not only substantiate the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico but also invite further questioning and exploration of this captivating phenomenon. The statistical significance of this relationship challenges conventional wisdom and encourages a deeper examination of the intricate interplay between nomenclature and professional pathways.

In conclusion, our research unearths a remarkable linkage that transcends mere coincidence, offering a whimsical and thought-provoking addition to the field of social research. As we dissect the data and ponder the peculiar bond between Lane and the legal landscape, we are reminded that in the realm of statistical analysis, there are no roadblocks—only Lanes leading to intriguing discoveries. In the words of William Shakespeare, "This Lane of correlation leads but to the joy of statistical adventure!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Lane and The number of lawyers in New Mexico. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"The Lane Name Game: A Correlational Analysis of Lane Popularity and Lawyer Numbers in New Mexico"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study sets out to explore the curious correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico. Using data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2003 to 2022, we aimed to unravel this enigmatic link. Despite the seemingly unlikely connection, our findings reveal a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9369943, with the p-value less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between the two variables. Our results have left us pondering whether New Mexicans are simply drawn to the legal profession due to the resonance of a certain name, or if the name Lane has a mystical allure that influences career choices. This study lends credence to the old adage, "Where there's a Lane, there's a lawsuit," and promises to elevate the "name game" in future social research.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between one's name and their career trajectory has long been a topic of interest among researchers and laypeople alike. Studies by Smith, Doe, and Jones (2005) have delved into the fascinating interplay between nomenclature and professional choices, uncovering intriguing patterns and associations. While these early works often focused on more common names and mainstream professions, our study turns the spotlight onto the peculiar correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico.
As we embark on this whimsical journey through the annals of nomenclature and career paths, it is prudent to consider the implications of our findings in the context of existing literature. In "The Name-Game Nexus: Exploring the Influence of Nomenclature on Career Selection," the authors propose a framework for understanding the underlying psychological mechanisms that could link specific names to certain professions. This framework, while insightful, may require a whimsical twist when applied to the peculiar case of Lane and the legal realm of New Mexico.
Moving into the realm of non-fiction books, "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner introduces the concept of unconventional correlations, shedding light on seemingly unrelated phenomena that exhibit surprising connections. While the book does not directly discuss the correlation between names and professions in the legal field, one cannot help but wonder if the "Freakonomics" lens could offer a new perspective on the Lane-lawyer enigma.
In the fictional realm, works such as John Grisham's legal thrillers and Scott Turow's courtroom dramas have enthralled readers with riveting tales of legal intrigue. While these novels are not academic studies per se, they provide a cultural backdrop against which the allure of the legal profession is often depicted. Moreover, the prevalence of characters with the name Lane in these works serves as a subtle nod to the underlying theme of our own investigation.
Taking a slightly more lighthearted approach, children's cartoons and shows such as "Scooby-Doo" and "Dora the Explorer" have featured legal scenarios in their plots, albeit in a comical and simplified manner. The presence of characters named Lane in these cartoon narratives adds a whimsical layer to our exploration, reminding us that even the most unexpected sources can lend a touch of levity to our academic pursuits.
With the eclectic mix of existing literature and cultural touchstones in mind, we venture forth into the heart of our investigation, ready to unravel the curious correlation between the name Lane and the legal landscape of New Mexico. As we peer through the looking glass of data and analysis, we do so with a keen eye for statistical significance and an equally keen appreciation for serendipitous humor.
It's time to navigate the lanes of nomenclature and legal lore like never before, armed with the empirical evidence and a healthy dose of puns. After all, as our findings are poised to reveal, where there's a Lane, there's more than meets the legal eye.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected revealed a strong positive correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico. The correlation coefficient was calculated to be 0.9369943, indicating a robust relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The r-squared value of 0.8779583 suggested that approximately 87.8% of the variation in lawyer numbers in New Mexico could be explained by the popularity of the name Lane. The p-value was found to be less than 0.01, supporting the statistical significance of this correlation.
Figure 1 depicts the scatterplot illustrating the noteworthy correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico. The plot showcases a clear positive trend, with an unmistakable upward trajectory reminiscent of a legal brief on its way to a favorable verdict.
The high correlation coefficient and r-squared value provide compelling evidence to support the uncanny affinity between the name Lane and the legal profession in the enchanting realm of New Mexico. These findings prompt us to wonder whether there is a metaphysical magnetism associated with the name Lane that subconsciously steers individuals toward legal careers, or if, perhaps, lawyers are availing themselves of a strategic advantage by adopting this particular name. The latter possibility may, quite literally, turn the tables on the age-old question of "Who's in a name?"
Our results not only substantiate the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico but also invite further questioning and exploration of this captivating phenomenon. The statistical significance of this relationship challenges conventional wisdom and encourages a deeper examination of the intricate interplay between nomenclature and professional pathways.
In conclusion, our research unearths a remarkable linkage that transcends mere coincidence, offering a whimsical and thought-provoking addition to the field of social research. As we dissect the data and ponder the peculiar bond between Lane and the legal landscape, we are reminded that in the realm of statistical analysis, there are no roadblocks—only Lanes leading to intriguing discoveries. In the words of William Shakespeare, "This Lane of correlation leads but to the joy of statistical adventure!"

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study has taken an unconventional and somewhat whimsical dive into the crossroads of nomenclature and professional trajectories, bringing to light the surprising correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico. As we embark on the discussion of our findings, we must heed the dictum of "The Lane Name Game" and tread the path between statistical scrutiny and the whimsical allure of our research subject.

The strong positive correlation coefficient of 0.9369943 elucidates an undeniable connection between the name Lane and the legal profession in the Land of Enchantment. This uncanny statistical rapport echoes the thematic resonances we encountered in the literature review, where the whimsy of the Name-Game Nexus and the echoes of legal thrillers coalesced into a serendipitous academic pursuit. Our findings not only validate the playful conjectures hinted at in prior works but also catapult us into a realm where statistical mirth meets empirical intrigue.

By uncovering the overwhelming sway of Lane in the legal landscape, our study has brought to the fore a curious confluence of nomenclature and occupational predilections. It prompts the contemplation of whether the resonance of Lane evokes a subconscious pull toward legal careers or if the legal landscape strategically maneuvers within the nomenclatural domain. Either way, our results underscore the paramount impact of a name in shaping professional trajectories, yielding a captivating blend of empirical resonance and whimsical conjecture.

The statistical robustness of our findings not only underscores the palpable correlation between Lane and lawyers but also beckons forth follow-up investigations to unravel the underlying mechanisms at play. The whimsical undertones of our study pose an intriguing challenge to conventional notions of name-occupation relationships, paving the way for a more nuanced understanding of the delightful peculiarities that shape our professional landscape.

In traversing the enigmatic terrains of nomenclature and profession, our findings compel us to recognize the intricate dance between statistical fortitude and whimsical inquiry. As we savor the curious flavors of our research, we are reminded to embrace the joy of statistical adventure, traversing the Lanes of correlation with a mirthful spirit and a keen eye for empirical revelations. In the wise words of William Shakespeare, "This Lane of correlation leads but to the joy of statistical adventure!”


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Lane and The number of lawyers in New Mexico. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"The Lane Name Game: A Correlational Analysis of Lane Popularity and Lawyer Numbers in New Mexico"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study sets out to explore the curious correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico. Using data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2003 to 2022, we aimed to unravel this enigmatic link. Despite the seemingly unlikely connection, our findings reveal a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9369943, with the p-value less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between the two variables. Our results have left us pondering whether New Mexicans are simply drawn to the legal profession due to the resonance of a certain name, or if the name Lane has a mystical allure that influences career choices. This study lends credence to the old adage, "Where there's a Lane, there's a lawsuit," and promises to elevate the "name game" in future social research.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Introduction
The relationship between a person's name and their chosen profession has long been a topic of great intrigue. From the unassuming Baker becoming a pastry chef to the enigmatic Dr. Love pursuing a career in counseling, the link between nomenclature and vocation continues to captivate scholars and laypeople alike. In the annals of unusual associations, the connection between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico stands out as a particularly perplexing enigma.
As the saying goes, "What's in a name?" Well, in the case of our study, it appears there might be a statistical gold mine waiting to be unearthed. The very mention of the name "Lane" conjures up images of winding roads, avenues of possibility, and perhaps the occasional court trial (pun intended). Whether it's the romantic allure of Legal Lane or the lure of litigation, there seems to be an inexplicable pull toward the legal profession associated with this moniker.
While the pursuit of legal expertise is undoubtedly a noble endeavor, one cannot help but wonder if there is a touch of destiny at play for those named Lane in the Land of Enchantment. New Mexico, with its stunning landscapes and rich cultural tapestry, seems an unlikely backdrop for a correlation with a name so tied to the legal realm. Yet, as we delved into the empirical data, we were met with a remarkable revelation – a correlation coefficient so high, it may just as well have been donning a judge's robe and banging a gavel.
The aim of this paper is to unravel the mysteries surrounding the curious connection between Lane and the legal eagles of New Mexico. Through a comprehensive analysis of data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we seek to shed light on this unlikely pairing. Our findings, though unexpected, present a compelling case for further exploration of the nuanced interplay between nomenclature and career choices.
With this study, we hope to not only add a whimsical twist to the world of social research but also to underscore the enduring influence of names in shaping our professional destinies. As we navigate through the lanes of data and legal lore, we invite the reader to join us on this journey of discovery, where statistical significance meets the serendipity of nomenclature. Truly, as our findings suggest, where there's a Lane, there might indeed be a lawsuit – but there's also statistical fascination and a whole lot of puns.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected revealed a strong positive correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico. The correlation coefficient was calculated to be 0.9369943, indicating a robust relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The r-squared value of 0.8779583 suggested that approximately 87.8% of the variation in lawyer numbers in New Mexico could be explained by the popularity of the name Lane. The p-value was found to be less than 0.01, supporting the statistical significance of this correlation.
Figure 1 depicts the scatterplot illustrating the noteworthy correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico. The plot showcases a clear positive trend, with an unmistakable upward trajectory reminiscent of a legal brief on its way to a favorable verdict.
The high correlation coefficient and r-squared value provide compelling evidence to support the uncanny affinity between the name Lane and the legal profession in the enchanting realm of New Mexico. These findings prompt us to wonder whether there is a metaphysical magnetism associated with the name Lane that subconsciously steers individuals toward legal careers, or if, perhaps, lawyers are availing themselves of a strategic advantage by adopting this particular name. The latter possibility may, quite literally, turn the tables on the age-old question of "Who's in a name?"
Our results not only substantiate the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico but also invite further questioning and exploration of this captivating phenomenon. The statistical significance of this relationship challenges conventional wisdom and encourages a deeper examination of the intricate interplay between nomenclature and professional pathways.
In conclusion, our research unearths a remarkable linkage that transcends mere coincidence, offering a whimsical and thought-provoking addition to the field of social research. As we dissect the data and ponder the peculiar bond between Lane and the legal landscape, we are reminded that in the realm of statistical analysis, there are no roadblocks—only Lanes leading to intriguing discoveries. In the words of William Shakespeare, "This Lane of correlation leads but to the joy of statistical adventure!"

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has brought to light a correlation that not only raises eyebrows but also begs the question, "Is it just a coincidence, or is there something truly LANE-datory at play here?" The substantial correlation coefficient and r-squared value underscore the remarkable relationship between the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico, leaving us to wonder if the legal prowess of Lanes is simply written in the stars (or should we say statutes?).

As we scrutinize the data with curiosity and mirth, it becomes evident that this correlation is not just a chance happening; it's a statistical spectacle worthy of the grandest courtroom drama. It seems that in the Land of Enchantment, the allure of the legal profession may indeed be intertwined with a whimsical yet significant affinity for the name Lane, prompting us to consider if legal expertise is literally the Lane these individuals are destined to traverse.

Our findings invite further contemplation and exploration of this surprising relationship, but we assert that no more research is needed in this peculiar and amusing realm of statistical serendipity and nomenclatural influence. After all, it's clear that where there's a Lane, there's bound to be a lawsuit – and also a discovery that has us smiling in statistical amazement.

In the words of the great legal humorist, "May it please the Court, the verdict is in: the connection between Lane and lawyers in New Mexico is not just a legal brief, but a statistical blockbuster!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Lane Name Game: A Correlational Analysis of Lane Popularity and Lawyer Numbers in New Mexico. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Quirky Urban Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Lane Name Game: A Correlational Analysis of Lane Popularity and Lawyer Numbers in New Mexico. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Quirky Quantitative Quandaries


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Lane Name Game: A Correlational Analysis of Lane Popularity and Lawyer Numbers in New Mexico with an abstract of This study sets out to explore the curious correlation between the popularity of the first name Lane and the number of lawyers in New Mexico. Using data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics for the period from 2003 to 2022, we aimed to unravel this enigmatic link. Despite the seemingly unlikely connection, our findings reveal a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9369943, with the p-value less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between the two variables. Our results have left us pondering whether New Mexicans are simply drawn to the legal profession due to the resonance of a certain name, or if the name Lane has a mystical allure that influences career choices. This study lends credence to the old adage, "Where there's a Lane, there's a lawsuit," and promises to elevate the "name game" in future social research.

ChatGPT:

Lane popularity, lawyer numbers, New Mexico, correlation analysis, US Social Security Administration, Bureau of Labor Statistics, legal profession, career choices, social research

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Lane
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Lane
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Lane

The number of lawyers in New Mexico
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of lawyers in New Mexico
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of lawyers in New Mexico

Correlation r = 0.9369943 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8779583 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 87.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of lawyers in New Mexico) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Lane) over the 20 years from 2003 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.2E-9. 0.0000000011806990519372954000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 1.2E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 846,955,876 random variables You don't actually need 846 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.84, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Lane (Babies born)12181148110710671086111911281133136812991221126113061316125612941502147214291450
The number of lawyers in New Mexico (Lawyers)25502440197022102050225026202440340029403210291028302890290029703560366034203480




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1218,1148,1107,1067,1086,1119,1128,1133,1368,1299,1221,1261,1306,1316,1256,1294,1502,1472,1429,1450,])
array_2 = np.array([2550,2440,1970,2210,2050,2250,2620,2440,3400,2940,3210,2910,2830,2890,2900,2970,3560,3660,3420,3480,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Lane"
array_2_name = "The number of lawyers in New Mexico"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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