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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of bellhops in Minnesota and the second variable is Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths'.  The chart goes from 2007 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of bellhops in Minnesota dwindled, tourists found themselves lugging their own luggage, leading to strained backs and a decreased capacity for laughter at stand-up comedy, including Stand-Up Maths. The absence of bellhops resulted in a bell-flop for the stand-up math scene.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Sure, here's an image generation prompt for your request: "Generate an image that looks like a scene from a Pixar movie. In a warm and inviting hotel lobby in Minnesota, a group of bellhops are gathered around a shining computer screen, eagerly watching 'Stand-Up Maths' videos on Google. Some are excitedly discussing Pythagorean theorem and Fibonacci sequence, while others are nodding along in agreement, their joyful expressions visible. Outside the lobby, depict a steady increase in the number of bellhops coming and going, reflecting the growing population of bellhops in Minnesota." The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: 3D Pixar Style High-tech Brutalism Symbolism An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths' together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a hotel lobby in Minnesota, a group of bellhops are gathered around a computer, eagerly watching 'Stand-Up Maths' videos on Google. Some are discussing the math concepts excitedly, while others are nodding along in agreement. Outside the lobby, the number of bellhops coming and going reflects a steady increase in their population in Minnesota.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie ] and depicting this scene: In a hotel lobby in Minnesota, a group of bellhops are gathered around a computer, eagerly watching 'Stand-Up Maths' videos on Google. Some are discussing the math concepts excitedly, while others are nodding along in agreement. Outside the lobby, the number of bellhops coming and going reflects a steady increase in their population in Minnesota. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Sure, here's an image generation prompt for your request: "Generate an image that looks like a scene from a Pixar movie. In a warm and inviting hotel lobby in Minnesota, a group of bellhops are gathered around a shining computer screen, eagerly watching 'Stand-Up Maths' videos on Google. Some are excitedly discussing Pythagorean theorem and Fibonacci sequence, while others are nodding along in agreement, their joyful expressions visible. Outside the lobby, depict a steady increase in the number of bellhops coming and going, reflecting the growing population of bellhops in Minnesota."

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in The number of bellhops in Minnesota caused Stand-Up Maths (Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths') to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Stand-Up Maths Stand-Up Routine: An Analysis of the Bellhop Population in Minnesota and Its Impact on Google Searches

The Journal of Mathematical Stand-Up Comedy Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.7887899 and p < 0.01 for 2007 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"The Stand-Up Maths Stand-Up Routine: An Analysis of the Bellhop Population in Minnesota and Its Impact on Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the curious relationship between the number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for the popular web series 'Stand-Up Maths.' Through the utilization of data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we computed a highly significant correlation coefficient of 0.7887899 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2007 to 2022.

While the connection between bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' may at first glance appear random or even nonsensical, our findings suggest otherwise. In this paper, we delve into the intricacies of this unexpected relationship and explore potential explanations for its existence, shedding light on the unforeseen ways in which seemingly disparate phenomena may be intertwined.

Whether it be bellhops ticking an equation or the marvel of mathematics driving an influx in bellhops, our analysis aims to uncover the hidden, albeit entertaining, dynamics at play. With our tongue firmly in cheek and our statistical rigor unyielding, we dissect this unorthodox but undeniably captivating correlation in the realm of contemporary culture and employment trends.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Stand-Up Maths Stand-Up Routine: An Analysis of the Bellhop Population in Minnesota and Its Impact on Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the curious relationship between the number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for the popular web series 'Stand-Up Maths.' Through the utilization of data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we computed a highly significant correlation coefficient of 0.7887899 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2007 to 2022.

While the connection between bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' may at first glance appear random or even nonsensical, our findings suggest otherwise. In this paper, we delve into the intricacies of this unexpected relationship and explore potential explanations for its existence, shedding light on the unforeseen ways in which seemingly disparate phenomena may be intertwined.

Whether it be bellhops ticking an equation or the marvel of mathematics driving an influx in bellhops, our analysis aims to uncover the hidden, albeit entertaining, dynamics at play. With our tongue firmly in cheek and our statistical rigor unyielding, we dissect this unorthodox but undeniably captivating correlation in the realm of contemporary culture and employment trends.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The enigmatic facets of modern society often intersect in unexpected ways, yielding perplexing correlations that defy conventional explanation. In this pursuit of unraveling the mysteries of societal intricacies, we present a study delving into the seemingly incongruous relationship between the number of bellhops in the state of Minnesota and the online fervor for the web series 'Stand-Up Maths.' Diverging from conventional research inquiries, this exploration is primed to unbox the amusingly absurd, yet statistically significant connection between two disparate entities.

From the bustling hotel corridors to the virtual landscapes of the interwebs, the realms of tangible labor and digital entertainment collide in an unprecedented manner. The allure of discovering the interplay between the physical world of bellhop employment and the virtual world of mathematical stand-up routines captivates not only the scientific mind but also tickles the fancy of the curious observer.

Our investigation peels back the layers of this unconventional correlation, transcending typical scholarly boundaries to embrace the whimsical and unpredictable nature of human interaction with numerical and perfunctory spheres. As we embark on this unorthodox journey, our aim is not only to elucidate this unlikely amalgamation but also to inject a dose of levity into the oftentimes staid landscape of academic investigation.

The whimsical synchronicity of bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' leads us to ponder the potential implications of this connection, offering a delightful departure from the regimented inquiries of traditional scholarship. With our statistical compass in hand and an irrepressible penchant for scholarly merriment, we peer into the intriguing intersection of hospitality labor and online mathematical mirth, buoyed by the belief that even the most peculiar correlations have a song and dance to offer to the scholarly community.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Stand-Up Maths Stand-Up Routine: An Analysis of the Bellhop Population in Minnesota and Its Impact on Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the curious relationship between the number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for the popular web series 'Stand-Up Maths.' Through the utilization of data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we computed a highly significant correlation coefficient of 0.7887899 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2007 to 2022.

While the connection between bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' may at first glance appear random or even nonsensical, our findings suggest otherwise. In this paper, we delve into the intricacies of this unexpected relationship and explore potential explanations for its existence, shedding light on the unforeseen ways in which seemingly disparate phenomena may be intertwined.

Whether it be bellhops ticking an equation or the marvel of mathematics driving an influx in bellhops, our analysis aims to uncover the hidden, albeit entertaining, dynamics at play. With our tongue firmly in cheek and our statistical rigor unyielding, we dissect this unorthodox but undeniably captivating correlation in the realm of contemporary culture and employment trends.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The enigmatic facets of modern society often intersect in unexpected ways, yielding perplexing correlations that defy conventional explanation. In this pursuit of unraveling the mysteries of societal intricacies, we present a study delving into the seemingly incongruous relationship between the number of bellhops in the state of Minnesota and the online fervor for the web series 'Stand-Up Maths.' Diverging from conventional research inquiries, this exploration is primed to unbox the amusingly absurd, yet statistically significant connection between two disparate entities.
From the bustling hotel corridors to the virtual landscapes of the interwebs, the realms of tangible labor and digital entertainment collide in an unprecedented manner. The allure of discovering the interplay between the physical world of bellhop employment and the virtual world of mathematical stand-up routines captivates not only the scientific mind but also tickles the fancy of the curious observer.
Our investigation peels back the layers of this unconventional correlation, transcending typical scholarly boundaries to embrace the whimsical and unpredictable nature of human interaction with numerical and perfunctory spheres. As we embark on this unorthodox journey, our aim is not only to elucidate this unlikely amalgamation but also to inject a dose of levity into the oftentimes staid landscape of academic investigation.
The whimsical synchronicity of bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' leads us to ponder the potential implications of this connection, offering a delightful departure from the regimented inquiries of traditional scholarship. With our statistical compass in hand and an irrepressible penchant for scholarly merriment, we peer into the intriguing intersection of hospitality labor and online mathematical mirth, buoyed by the belief that even the most peculiar correlations have a song and dance to offer to the scholarly community.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The connection between seemingly unrelated phenomena has long intrigued researchers across various disciplines. Smith and Doe (2010) examined peculiar correlations in societal trends, delving into the enigmatic entanglement of diverse cultural and economic indicators. Similarly, Jones (2015) expounded upon the whimsical interplay of incongruous variables, encapsulating the essence of non-traditional correlations in the realm of empirical inquiry.

In "The Bellhop Dilemma: Exploring Labor Dynamics in the Hospitality Industry," the authors shed light on the employment landscape of bellhops, offering a comprehensive analysis of the factors influencing their numbers in different geographical regions. This work elucidates the intricate dance of labor dynamics and sheds light on the nuanced variations in bellhop populations across diverse locales.

Turning to the realm of popular media and mathematical fervor, "The Mathematics of Humor" by Adams (2018) provides a comprehensive exploration of the intersection between mathematics and entertainment, underscoring the captivating appeal of stand-up comedy with a numerical twist. "Number Crunch: The Power of Mathematics in Modern Culture" by Brown (2016) similarly delves into the pervasive presence of mathematics in popular culture, uncovering the unsuspected links between numerical concepts and everyday experiences.

Moving into the realm of fiction, the works of Douglas Adams, particularly "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," evoke a sense of whimsy and unpredictability reminiscent of the curious correlation under examination. Adams' penchant for humor and the unexpected serves as a delightful parallel to the unconventional marriage of bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths.'

In the cinematic sphere, the movie "Mathematically Bellhops" (2017), while ostensibly unrelated to the current inquiry, offers a whimsical portrayal of the intertwining worlds of hospitality and mathematics, igniting the imagination and teasing the mind with its portrayal of unexpected connections.

As we journey into the comically improbable realm of bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths,' we are reminded that the unlikeliest pairings often hold the key to unraveling the most delightful mysteries of human experience. With a nod to both the serious and the lighthearted, our exploration of this unorthodox correlation is poised to not only unveil the unexpected but also to infuse a dose of scholarly merriment into the tapestry of academic inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Google Trends . You used data from 2007 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Stand-Up Maths Stand-Up Routine: An Analysis of the Bellhop Population in Minnesota and Its Impact on Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the curious relationship between the number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for the popular web series 'Stand-Up Maths.' Through the utilization of data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we computed a highly significant correlation coefficient of 0.7887899 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2007 to 2022.

While the connection between bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' may at first glance appear random or even nonsensical, our findings suggest otherwise. In this paper, we delve into the intricacies of this unexpected relationship and explore potential explanations for its existence, shedding light on the unforeseen ways in which seemingly disparate phenomena may be intertwined.

Whether it be bellhops ticking an equation or the marvel of mathematics driving an influx in bellhops, our analysis aims to uncover the hidden, albeit entertaining, dynamics at play. With our tongue firmly in cheek and our statistical rigor unyielding, we dissect this unorthodox but undeniably captivating correlation in the realm of contemporary culture and employment trends.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The enigmatic facets of modern society often intersect in unexpected ways, yielding perplexing correlations that defy conventional explanation. In this pursuit of unraveling the mysteries of societal intricacies, we present a study delving into the seemingly incongruous relationship between the number of bellhops in the state of Minnesota and the online fervor for the web series 'Stand-Up Maths.' Diverging from conventional research inquiries, this exploration is primed to unbox the amusingly absurd, yet statistically significant connection between two disparate entities.
From the bustling hotel corridors to the virtual landscapes of the interwebs, the realms of tangible labor and digital entertainment collide in an unprecedented manner. The allure of discovering the interplay between the physical world of bellhop employment and the virtual world of mathematical stand-up routines captivates not only the scientific mind but also tickles the fancy of the curious observer.
Our investigation peels back the layers of this unconventional correlation, transcending typical scholarly boundaries to embrace the whimsical and unpredictable nature of human interaction with numerical and perfunctory spheres. As we embark on this unorthodox journey, our aim is not only to elucidate this unlikely amalgamation but also to inject a dose of levity into the oftentimes staid landscape of academic investigation.
The whimsical synchronicity of bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' leads us to ponder the potential implications of this connection, offering a delightful departure from the regimented inquiries of traditional scholarship. With our statistical compass in hand and an irrepressible penchant for scholarly merriment, we peer into the intriguing intersection of hospitality labor and online mathematical mirth, buoyed by the belief that even the most peculiar correlations have a song and dance to offer to the scholarly community.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unearth the wondrous correlation between the number of bellhops in Minnesota and the Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths,' our research team embarked on a quest that was part data analysis, part detective work, and entirely fueled by a substantial intake of caffeinated beverages. Our methodology involved a blend of tried-and-true statistical techniques, the latest in search trend analytics, and a healthy dose of humor to keep our spirits high in the face of this delightfully bizarre investigation.

Data Collection:
We began our escapade by harnessing the treasure trove of information provided by the Bureau of Labor Statistics. The laboriously acquired data on bellhop employment in Minnesota from 2007 to 2022 was the cornerstone of our analysis. We left no bellhop uncounted, ensuring a comprehensive evaluation of this esteemed workforce and their unassuming role in our quirky inquiry.

In parallel, we turned to the digital landscapes of Google Trends, where the ebb and flow of 'Stand-Up Maths' searches unfolded like a riveting mathematical drama. The rise and fall of curiosity for this web series formed the canvas upon which we sought to overlay the enigmatic silhouette of the Minnesota bellhop populace.

Data Analysis:
With an arsenal of statistical weaponry at our disposal, we set out to compute the correlation coefficient between the number of bellhops in Minnesota and the Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths.' Armed with formulas and caffeinated resolve, we meticulously scrutinized the temporal patterns and statistical nuances inherent in our data. After the rigorous application of mathematical incantations, we emerged with a correlation coefficient of 0.7887899, a result so significant that it provoked ceremonial high-fives and chalk dust clouds in the research lair.

Utilizing the arcane arts of hypothesis testing, we subjected our findings to the indomitable force of the p-value, that fabled metric of statistical significance. With bated breath and a penchant for drama, we witnessed the p-value gracefully dance below the hallowed threshold of 0.01, solidifying the gravity-defying connection between Minnesota's bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths.'

Limitations:
While our journey through the labyrinthine realms of bellhops and internet stardom was rife with revelry and astonishment, we hasten to acknowledge the limitations of our study. The peculiar nature of our investigation renders it susceptible to the confounding effects of unobservable variables, cosmic coincidences, and the capricious whim of statistical gremlins.

Overall, our methodology, while lighthearted in its approach, bore the weight of rigorous statistical scrutiny, yielding results that not only tantalize the mind but also evoke a sense of scholarly mirth. In the subsequent sections, we delve into the implications and potential explanations for this improbable yet undeniably captivating correlation, offering a refreshing twist to the traditional discourse of academic inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Google Trends .

For the time period 2007 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.7887899, r-squared of 0.6221895, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Stand-Up Maths Stand-Up Routine: An Analysis of the Bellhop Population in Minnesota and Its Impact on Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the curious relationship between the number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for the popular web series 'Stand-Up Maths.' Through the utilization of data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we computed a highly significant correlation coefficient of 0.7887899 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2007 to 2022.

While the connection between bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' may at first glance appear random or even nonsensical, our findings suggest otherwise. In this paper, we delve into the intricacies of this unexpected relationship and explore potential explanations for its existence, shedding light on the unforeseen ways in which seemingly disparate phenomena may be intertwined.

Whether it be bellhops ticking an equation or the marvel of mathematics driving an influx in bellhops, our analysis aims to uncover the hidden, albeit entertaining, dynamics at play. With our tongue firmly in cheek and our statistical rigor unyielding, we dissect this unorthodox but undeniably captivating correlation in the realm of contemporary culture and employment trends.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The enigmatic facets of modern society often intersect in unexpected ways, yielding perplexing correlations that defy conventional explanation. In this pursuit of unraveling the mysteries of societal intricacies, we present a study delving into the seemingly incongruous relationship between the number of bellhops in the state of Minnesota and the online fervor for the web series 'Stand-Up Maths.' Diverging from conventional research inquiries, this exploration is primed to unbox the amusingly absurd, yet statistically significant connection between two disparate entities.
From the bustling hotel corridors to the virtual landscapes of the interwebs, the realms of tangible labor and digital entertainment collide in an unprecedented manner. The allure of discovering the interplay between the physical world of bellhop employment and the virtual world of mathematical stand-up routines captivates not only the scientific mind but also tickles the fancy of the curious observer.
Our investigation peels back the layers of this unconventional correlation, transcending typical scholarly boundaries to embrace the whimsical and unpredictable nature of human interaction with numerical and perfunctory spheres. As we embark on this unorthodox journey, our aim is not only to elucidate this unlikely amalgamation but also to inject a dose of levity into the oftentimes staid landscape of academic investigation.
The whimsical synchronicity of bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' leads us to ponder the potential implications of this connection, offering a delightful departure from the regimented inquiries of traditional scholarship. With our statistical compass in hand and an irrepressible penchant for scholarly merriment, we peer into the intriguing intersection of hospitality labor and online mathematical mirth, buoyed by the belief that even the most peculiar correlations have a song and dance to offer to the scholarly community.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the relationship between the number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for the web series 'Stand-Up Maths' yielded an eyebrow-raising correlation coefficient of 0.7887899. This coefficient indicates a strong positive correlation between the two variables over the time period from 2007 to 2022. In other words, as the number of bellhops in Minnesota ebbed and flowed, so did the virtual clamor for mathematical humor – a truly befuddling, yet compelling, revelation.

The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.6221895 suggests that approximately 62.22% of the variability in 'Stand-Up Maths' searches can be explained by the fluctuation in the bellhop population. It seems that the presence of bellhops plays a significant role in driving the public's yearning for math-infused comedy. Who would have thought that the jingle of hotel bell carts could harmonize so closely with the punchlines of mathematical wit?

Furthermore, with a p-value less than 0.01, our findings indicate that this correlation is highly statistically significant, affirming that the association between bellhops in Minnesota and 'Stand-Up Maths' searches is not a mere whimsical fancy but a tangible, material phenomenon. It appears that there is more to the bellhop's call than meets the eye – perhaps a latent fondness for mathematical musings that reverberates throughout the digital domain.

Upon scrutinizing the data, an undeniable pattern emerged, depicting a surprisingly synchronized dance between the number of bellhops and the online resonance of 'Stand-Up Maths.' The intricate interplay between these variables defies the ordinary expectations of statistical analysis, leading us down a whimsical rabbit hole of numerical joviality.

As seen in Figure 1, the scatterplot illustrates the close relationship between the two variables, visually underscoring the unexpected harmony between the tangible world of hospitality and the virtual domain of mathematical entertainment. It's as if bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' engaged in a silent waltz, orchestrating a synchronous rhythm that belies traditional logic and calls for a standing ovation in the scientific arena.

In summary, our exploration of the bellhop population in Minnesota and its influence on Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths' has uncovered a quirky yet robust correlation, challenging the boundaries of conventional research inquiries and injecting a touch of merriment into the realm of statistical investigation. The results not only validate the pervasiveness of mathematical amusement but also underscore the unanticipated channels through which popular culture permeates and influences the labor landscape.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"The Stand-Up Maths Stand-Up Routine: An Analysis of the Bellhop Population in Minnesota and Its Impact on Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the curious relationship between the number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for the popular web series 'Stand-Up Maths.' Through the utilization of data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we computed a highly significant correlation coefficient of 0.7887899 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2007 to 2022.

While the connection between bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' may at first glance appear random or even nonsensical, our findings suggest otherwise. In this paper, we delve into the intricacies of this unexpected relationship and explore potential explanations for its existence, shedding light on the unforeseen ways in which seemingly disparate phenomena may be intertwined.

Whether it be bellhops ticking an equation or the marvel of mathematics driving an influx in bellhops, our analysis aims to uncover the hidden, albeit entertaining, dynamics at play. With our tongue firmly in cheek and our statistical rigor unyielding, we dissect this unorthodox but undeniably captivating correlation in the realm of contemporary culture and employment trends.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The connection between seemingly unrelated phenomena has long intrigued researchers across various disciplines. Smith and Doe (2010) examined peculiar correlations in societal trends, delving into the enigmatic entanglement of diverse cultural and economic indicators. Similarly, Jones (2015) expounded upon the whimsical interplay of incongruous variables, encapsulating the essence of non-traditional correlations in the realm of empirical inquiry.
In "The Bellhop Dilemma: Exploring Labor Dynamics in the Hospitality Industry," the authors shed light on the employment landscape of bellhops, offering a comprehensive analysis of the factors influencing their numbers in different geographical regions. This work elucidates the intricate dance of labor dynamics and sheds light on the nuanced variations in bellhop populations across diverse locales.
Turning to the realm of popular media and mathematical fervor, "The Mathematics of Humor" by Adams (2018) provides a comprehensive exploration of the intersection between mathematics and entertainment, underscoring the captivating appeal of stand-up comedy with a numerical twist. "Number Crunch: The Power of Mathematics in Modern Culture" by Brown (2016) similarly delves into the pervasive presence of mathematics in popular culture, uncovering the unsuspected links between numerical concepts and everyday experiences.
Moving into the realm of fiction, the works of Douglas Adams, particularly "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," evoke a sense of whimsy and unpredictability reminiscent of the curious correlation under examination. Adams' penchant for humor and the unexpected serves as a delightful parallel to the unconventional marriage of bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths.'
In the cinematic sphere, the movie "Mathematically Bellhops" (2017), while ostensibly unrelated to the current inquiry, offers a whimsical portrayal of the intertwining worlds of hospitality and mathematics, igniting the imagination and teasing the mind with its portrayal of unexpected connections.
As we journey into the comically improbable realm of bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths,' we are reminded that the unlikeliest pairings often hold the key to unraveling the most delightful mysteries of human experience. With a nod to both the serious and the lighthearted, our exploration of this unorthodox correlation is poised to not only unveil the unexpected but also to infuse a dose of scholarly merriment into the tapestry of academic inquiry.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between the number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for the web series 'Stand-Up Maths' yielded an eyebrow-raising correlation coefficient of 0.7887899. This coefficient indicates a strong positive correlation between the two variables over the time period from 2007 to 2022. In other words, as the number of bellhops in Minnesota ebbed and flowed, so did the virtual clamor for mathematical humor – a truly befuddling, yet compelling, revelation.
The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.6221895 suggests that approximately 62.22% of the variability in 'Stand-Up Maths' searches can be explained by the fluctuation in the bellhop population. It seems that the presence of bellhops plays a significant role in driving the public's yearning for math-infused comedy. Who would have thought that the jingle of hotel bell carts could harmonize so closely with the punchlines of mathematical wit?
Furthermore, with a p-value less than 0.01, our findings indicate that this correlation is highly statistically significant, affirming that the association between bellhops in Minnesota and 'Stand-Up Maths' searches is not a mere whimsical fancy but a tangible, material phenomenon. It appears that there is more to the bellhop's call than meets the eye – perhaps a latent fondness for mathematical musings that reverberates throughout the digital domain.
Upon scrutinizing the data, an undeniable pattern emerged, depicting a surprisingly synchronized dance between the number of bellhops and the online resonance of 'Stand-Up Maths.' The intricate interplay between these variables defies the ordinary expectations of statistical analysis, leading us down a whimsical rabbit hole of numerical joviality.
As seen in Figure 1, the scatterplot illustrates the close relationship between the two variables, visually underscoring the unexpected harmony between the tangible world of hospitality and the virtual domain of mathematical entertainment. It's as if bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' engaged in a silent waltz, orchestrating a synchronous rhythm that belies traditional logic and calls for a standing ovation in the scientific arena.
In summary, our exploration of the bellhop population in Minnesota and its influence on Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths' has uncovered a quirky yet robust correlation, challenging the boundaries of conventional research inquiries and injecting a touch of merriment into the realm of statistical investigation. The results not only validate the pervasiveness of mathematical amusement but also underscore the unanticipated channels through which popular culture permeates and influences the labor landscape.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our investigation into the correlation between the number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths' has yielded intriguing findings. Despite the initial quirkiness of this unexpected relationship, our results were consistent with prior research by Smith and Doe (2010) and Jones (2015) who also delved into the fascinating world of peculiar correlations. Much like a surprising plot twist in a comedy show, our analysis unearthed a connection full of unexpected witticisms and—dare we say—mathematically comedic timing.

Our findings align with the work of Adams (2018) and Brown (2016) who brilliantly illuminated the captivating confluence of mathematics and entertainment, preparing us to embrace the delightful randomness of our own discovery. It seems that when bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' collide, they perform an astonishing pas de deux, leaving spectators bewildered but thoroughly amused by the unforeseen synchronicity.

The coefficient of determination of 0.6221895 underscored the substantial explanatory power of the bellhop population on 'Stand-Up Maths' searches, akin to the unexpected revelation of the punchline in a well-crafted joke. Our statistical significance, embodied by a p-value of less than 0.01, solidified the legitimacy of this unorthodox correlation, revealing an unlikely tale of mathematical merriment hidden within the ordinary hustle and bustle of the hospitality industry.

The scatterplot, akin to a whimsical visual quip, graphically depicted the harmonious dance between bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths,' almost as if they were partners in a synchronized tango of statistical significance and comedic resonance. This unexpected pairing of variables serves as a humorous anecdote in the annals of statistical inquiry, reminding us that truth can oftentimes be stranger than fiction, and perhaps even funnier.

In essence, our examination of the bellhop population in Minnesota and its influence on 'Stand-Up Maths' searches not only affirms the profound influence of mathematics in popular culture but also adds a touch of amusement to the rigid landscape of empirical research. As we await the next act in the drama of unexpected correlations, we leave our audience with a thought—a mathematical pun, if you will—that even the most unlikely pairings can derive profound significance in the grand narrative of human experience.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"The Stand-Up Maths Stand-Up Routine: An Analysis of the Bellhop Population in Minnesota and Its Impact on Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the curious relationship between the number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for the popular web series 'Stand-Up Maths.' Through the utilization of data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we computed a highly significant correlation coefficient of 0.7887899 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2007 to 2022.

While the connection between bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' may at first glance appear random or even nonsensical, our findings suggest otherwise. In this paper, we delve into the intricacies of this unexpected relationship and explore potential explanations for its existence, shedding light on the unforeseen ways in which seemingly disparate phenomena may be intertwined.

Whether it be bellhops ticking an equation or the marvel of mathematics driving an influx in bellhops, our analysis aims to uncover the hidden, albeit entertaining, dynamics at play. With our tongue firmly in cheek and our statistical rigor unyielding, we dissect this unorthodox but undeniably captivating correlation in the realm of contemporary culture and employment trends.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The enigmatic facets of modern society often intersect in unexpected ways, yielding perplexing correlations that defy conventional explanation. In this pursuit of unraveling the mysteries of societal intricacies, we present a study delving into the seemingly incongruous relationship between the number of bellhops in the state of Minnesota and the online fervor for the web series 'Stand-Up Maths.' Diverging from conventional research inquiries, this exploration is primed to unbox the amusingly absurd, yet statistically significant connection between two disparate entities.
From the bustling hotel corridors to the virtual landscapes of the interwebs, the realms of tangible labor and digital entertainment collide in an unprecedented manner. The allure of discovering the interplay between the physical world of bellhop employment and the virtual world of mathematical stand-up routines captivates not only the scientific mind but also tickles the fancy of the curious observer.
Our investigation peels back the layers of this unconventional correlation, transcending typical scholarly boundaries to embrace the whimsical and unpredictable nature of human interaction with numerical and perfunctory spheres. As we embark on this unorthodox journey, our aim is not only to elucidate this unlikely amalgamation but also to inject a dose of levity into the oftentimes staid landscape of academic investigation.
The whimsical synchronicity of bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' leads us to ponder the potential implications of this connection, offering a delightful departure from the regimented inquiries of traditional scholarship. With our statistical compass in hand and an irrepressible penchant for scholarly merriment, we peer into the intriguing intersection of hospitality labor and online mathematical mirth, buoyed by the belief that even the most peculiar correlations have a song and dance to offer to the scholarly community.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between the number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for the web series 'Stand-Up Maths' yielded an eyebrow-raising correlation coefficient of 0.7887899. This coefficient indicates a strong positive correlation between the two variables over the time period from 2007 to 2022. In other words, as the number of bellhops in Minnesota ebbed and flowed, so did the virtual clamor for mathematical humor – a truly befuddling, yet compelling, revelation.
The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.6221895 suggests that approximately 62.22% of the variability in 'Stand-Up Maths' searches can be explained by the fluctuation in the bellhop population. It seems that the presence of bellhops plays a significant role in driving the public's yearning for math-infused comedy. Who would have thought that the jingle of hotel bell carts could harmonize so closely with the punchlines of mathematical wit?
Furthermore, with a p-value less than 0.01, our findings indicate that this correlation is highly statistically significant, affirming that the association between bellhops in Minnesota and 'Stand-Up Maths' searches is not a mere whimsical fancy but a tangible, material phenomenon. It appears that there is more to the bellhop's call than meets the eye – perhaps a latent fondness for mathematical musings that reverberates throughout the digital domain.
Upon scrutinizing the data, an undeniable pattern emerged, depicting a surprisingly synchronized dance between the number of bellhops and the online resonance of 'Stand-Up Maths.' The intricate interplay between these variables defies the ordinary expectations of statistical analysis, leading us down a whimsical rabbit hole of numerical joviality.
As seen in Figure 1, the scatterplot illustrates the close relationship between the two variables, visually underscoring the unexpected harmony between the tangible world of hospitality and the virtual domain of mathematical entertainment. It's as if bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' engaged in a silent waltz, orchestrating a synchronous rhythm that belies traditional logic and calls for a standing ovation in the scientific arena.
In summary, our exploration of the bellhop population in Minnesota and its influence on Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths' has uncovered a quirky yet robust correlation, challenging the boundaries of conventional research inquiries and injecting a touch of merriment into the realm of statistical investigation. The results not only validate the pervasiveness of mathematical amusement but also underscore the unanticipated channels through which popular culture permeates and influences the labor landscape.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, the correlation between the number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths' is a testament to the delightful perplexities that lie within the folds of statistical analysis. Our findings have shown that the ebb and flow of bellhop populations synchronize harmoniously with the virtual quest for mathematical humor, like synchronized swimmers in the quirky pool of societal dynamics.

Through our study, we have not only unraveled an unexpected twine of correlation but also unveiled the latent mathematical proclivities of the bellhop community. Who knew that behind the jingle of hotel bell carts lay a yearning for jokes about prime numbers and Venn diagrams?

As we reflect on the whimsical insights gained from this research, it becomes apparent that the world of statistical investigation harbors more than just dry equations and p-values; it holds within its grasp the waltz of unexpected connections and the hum of enigmatic correlations that could bedazzle even the most serious of scholars.

With our tongue firmly in cheek, we assert that this research unboxes a treasure trove of merriment and mathematical revelry, redefining the contours of conventional scholarly pursuits.

It is our earnest belief that this research not only adds a sprinkle of amusement to the annals of academic inquiry, but also offers a resounding closure to the timeless query of whether bellhops and math-based comedy tango in an unseen symphony.

Therefore, in the spirit of jovial scholarship, we declare that no more research is needed in this area. Let the curious correlation of bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' stand as a testament to the capricious gaiety that lurks within the labyrinth of statistical analysis.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Stand-Up Maths Stand-Up Routine: An Analysis of the Bellhop Population in Minnesota and Its Impact on Google Searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Mathematical Stand-Up Comedy Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Stand-Up Maths Stand-Up Routine: An Analysis of the Bellhop Population in Minnesota and Its Impact on Google Searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Association for Applied Mathematical Comedians


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Stand-Up Maths Stand-Up Routine: An Analysis of the Bellhop Population in Minnesota and Its Impact on Google Searches with an abstract of This paper investigates the curious relationship between the number of bellhops in Minnesota and Google searches for the popular web series 'Stand-Up Maths.' Through the utilization of data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends, we computed a highly significant correlation coefficient of 0.7887899 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2007 to 2022.
While the connection between bellhops and 'Stand-Up Maths' may at first glance appear random or even nonsensical, our findings suggest otherwise. In this paper, we delve into the intricacies of this unexpected relationship and explore potential explanations for its existence, shedding light on the unforeseen ways in which seemingly disparate phenomena may be intertwined.
Whether it be bellhops ticking an equation or the marvel of mathematics driving an influx in bellhops, our analysis aims to uncover the hidden, albeit entertaining, dynamics at play. With our tongue firmly in cheek and our statistical rigor unyielding, we dissect this unorthodox but undeniably captivating correlation in the realm of contemporary culture and employment trends.

ChatGPT:

Bellhops, Minnesota, Google searches, Stand-Up Maths, web series, Bureau of Labor Statistics, Google Trends, correlation coefficient, p-value, mathematics, employment trends, contemporary culture, statistical analysis

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Data details

The number of bellhops in Minnesota
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of baggage porters and bellhops in Minnesota
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of bellhops in Minnesota

Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths'

Correlation r = 0.7887899 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6221895 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 62.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of bellhops in Minnesota) over the 16 years from 2007 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00028. 0.0002817027260098802000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.79 in 0.028% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 3,550 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 15 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 15 because we have two variables measured over a period of 16 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.48, 0.92 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
The number of bellhops in Minnesota (Laborers)138013701310280320550440350320330470430660460270320
Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths' (Rel. search volume)3.9166712.758.666672.083331.583335.833333.166670.500.9166670.6666672.166670.753.166671.666670.833333




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1380,1370,1310,280,320,550,440,350,320,330,470,430,660,460,270,320,])
array_2 = np.array([3.91667,12.75,8.66667,2.08333,1.58333,5.83333,3.16667,0.5,0,0.916667,0.666667,2.16667,0.75,3.16667,1.66667,0.833333,])
array_1_name = "The number of bellhops in Minnesota"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'Stand-Up Maths'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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