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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is GMO use in corn grown in Wisconsin and the second variable is US birth rates of triplets or more.  The chart goes from 2002 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

The decrease in GMO use in Wisconsin corn led to a cornstalk uprising, where they formed secret alliances with storks, leading to a decrease in the delivery of multiple bundles of joy. Looks like the stalk market for triplets is down!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Create an image in the style of a humorous Reddit post showing a Wisconsin cornfield, where the tall stalks sway in the breeze, with noticeably smaller cobs, indicating a decrease in GMO use. Meanwhile, in a nearby town, a hospital nursery is unusually quiet as fewer sets of triplets are being born to couples who have replaced their corn-based diet with other options. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in corn grown in Wisconsin and US birth rates of triplets or more. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cyber folk Cute 2D animation Sci-fi fantacy a funny image you would see on reddit Woodblock painting
ChatGPT: a funny image you would see on reddit

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in corn grown in Wisconsin and US birth rates of triplets or more, in the following situation: The decrease in GMO use in corn led to a decrease in the number of corn kernels per cob, resulting in a decrease in fertility rates of couples consuming corn-based products. This meant a lower likelihood of conceiving multiples. It turns out, the saying "corn is king" applies to more than just the agricultural industry!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a Wisconsin cornfield, the tall stalks sway in the breeze, with each cob noticeably smaller than before. The once plump corn kernels are now sparse, indicating the decrease in GMO use. Meanwhile, in a nearby town, a hospital nursery is unusually quiet, as fewer sets of triplets or more are being born to couples who have replaced their corn-based diet with other options.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a funny image you would see on reddit ] and depicting this scene: In a Wisconsin cornfield, the tall stalks sway in the breeze, with each cob noticeably smaller than before. The once plump corn kernels are now sparse, indicating the decrease in GMO use. Meanwhile, in a nearby town, a hospital nursery is unusually quiet, as fewer sets of triplets or more are being born to couples who have replaced their corn-based diet with other options. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Create an image in the style of a humorous Reddit post showing a Wisconsin cornfield, where the tall stalks sway in the breeze, with noticeably smaller cobs, indicating a decrease in GMO use. Meanwhile, in a nearby town, a hospital nursery is unusually quiet as fewer sets of triplets are being born to couples who have replaced their corn-based diet with other options.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in GMO use in corn grown in Wisconsin caused US birth rates of triplets or more to decrease. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
A Kernel of Truth: The Maize-ing Connection Between GMO Corn and Triplet Birth Rates in Wisconsin

The Journal of Agricultural Anomalies

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Wisconsin and US birth rates of triplets or more. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from USDA and CDC to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9003581 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
A Kernel of Truth: The Maize-ing Connection Between GMO Corn and Triplet Birth Rates in Wisconsin

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) for the period of 2002 to 2021, a correlation coefficient of 0.9003581 and p < 0.01 was computed, suggesting a statistically significant association. Our findings provide compelling evidence of a cornundrum, as the prevalence of GMO corn cultivation in Wisconsin appears to be statistically correlated with the frequency of triplet or higher-order multiple births across the country.

Furthermore, these results give us food for thought on the potential impact of GMO corn consumption on reproductive outcomes. While the mechanisms underlying this correlation remain a-“maize”-ing, our research raises intriguing questions about the ramifications of agricultural practices on human fertility. As we sift through these findings, it is important to husk that further investigation is warranted to understand the causal pathways and potential public health implications. Our research highlights the importance of examining the corn-nection between GMO crops and human health, shedding light on a potential cornspiracy in the world of agricultural and reproductive outcomes.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Wisconsin and US birth rates of triplets or more. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A Kernel of Truth: The Maize-ing Connection Between GMO Corn and Triplet Birth Rates in Wisconsin

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) for the period of 2002 to 2021, a correlation coefficient of 0.9003581 and p < 0.01 was computed, suggesting a statistically significant association. Our findings provide compelling evidence of a cornundrum, as the prevalence of GMO corn cultivation in Wisconsin appears to be statistically correlated with the frequency of triplet or higher-order multiple births across the country.

Furthermore, these results give us food for thought on the potential impact of GMO corn consumption on reproductive outcomes. While the mechanisms underlying this correlation remain a-“maize”-ing, our research raises intriguing questions about the ramifications of agricultural practices on human fertility. As we sift through these findings, it is important to husk that further investigation is warranted to understand the causal pathways and potential public health implications. Our research highlights the importance of examining the corn-nection between GMO crops and human health, shedding light on a potential cornspiracy in the world of agricultural and reproductive outcomes.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The relationship between agricultural practices and human health has long been a topic of scientific interest. From the potential effects of pesticides on food safety to the nutritional content of crops, researchers have endeavored to unravel the complexities of our food system. One such area of intrigue is the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in crop cultivation. Our study delves into the intriguing question of whether there is a correlation between the use of GMO corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. It's a-“maize”-ing how our food choices may impact human fertility, don't you think?

Indeed, the notion of GMO crops and reproductive outcomes may seem like a kernel of an idea, but recent studies have shown potential links between agricultural practices and human health. As we embark on this research, we find ourselves navigating a maize of data and statistical analyses to shed light on any possible root causes for the observed patterns. It's no “corn”-incidence that this investigation has the potential to peel back the layers of a rather “ear”-ie correlation.

Our research aims to contribute to the growing body of evidence regarding the interplay between agricultural practices and public health outcomes. By examining the relationship between GMO corn use and triplet birth rates, we hope to plant the seeds for further exploration into the potential consequences of modern farming methods. It's high time we stepped up to the plate and husked the question: do GMOs have a role to play in the prevalence of triplet births? We're betting our bottom dollar that there's more to this story than meets the eye.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Wisconsin and US birth rates of triplets or more. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A Kernel of Truth: The Maize-ing Connection Between GMO Corn and Triplet Birth Rates in Wisconsin

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) for the period of 2002 to 2021, a correlation coefficient of 0.9003581 and p < 0.01 was computed, suggesting a statistically significant association. Our findings provide compelling evidence of a cornundrum, as the prevalence of GMO corn cultivation in Wisconsin appears to be statistically correlated with the frequency of triplet or higher-order multiple births across the country.

Furthermore, these results give us food for thought on the potential impact of GMO corn consumption on reproductive outcomes. While the mechanisms underlying this correlation remain a-“maize”-ing, our research raises intriguing questions about the ramifications of agricultural practices on human fertility. As we sift through these findings, it is important to husk that further investigation is warranted to understand the causal pathways and potential public health implications. Our research highlights the importance of examining the corn-nection between GMO crops and human health, shedding light on a potential cornspiracy in the world of agricultural and reproductive outcomes.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between agricultural practices and human health has long been a topic of scientific interest. From the potential effects of pesticides on food safety to the nutritional content of crops, researchers have endeavored to unravel the complexities of our food system. One such area of intrigue is the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in crop cultivation. Our study delves into the intriguing question of whether there is a correlation between the use of GMO corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. It's a-“maize”-ing how our food choices may impact human fertility, don't you think?
Indeed, the notion of GMO crops and reproductive outcomes may seem like a kernel of an idea, but recent studies have shown potential links between agricultural practices and human health. As we embark on this research, we find ourselves navigating a maize of data and statistical analyses to shed light on any possible root causes for the observed patterns. It's no “corn”-incidence that this investigation has the potential to peel back the layers of a rather “ear”-ie correlation.
Our research aims to contribute to the growing body of evidence regarding the interplay between agricultural practices and public health outcomes. By examining the relationship between GMO corn use and triplet birth rates, we hope to plant the seeds for further exploration into the potential consequences of modern farming methods. It's high time we stepped up to the plate and husked the question: do GMOs have a role to play in the prevalence of triplet births? We're betting our bottom dollar that there's more to this story than meets the eye.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The relationship between GMO corn and birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiples has garnered increasing attention in recent years. Smith et al. (2015) conducted a comprehensive analysis of agricultural data in Wisconsin and found a positive correlation between the prevalence of GMO corn cultivation and the incidence of triplet births. This thought-provoking study adds a cornucopia of evidence to the growing body of literature on the potential impact of agricultural practices on human fertility. It's quite “ear”-esistible to consider the implications of such findings, isn't it?

Doe and Jones (2018) further explored this phenomenon, examining the dietary habits of expecting mothers and their potential exposure to GMO corn products. Their findings revealed a statistically significant association between maternal consumption of GMO corn-based products and the likelihood of multiple gestation pregnancies. This "stalk"-ing revelation points to the need for more in-depth investigation into the mechanisms underlying the observed relationship. It's almost as if this research has the potential to shuck our preconceived notions about the link between agricultural choices and reproductive outcomes.

In "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan and "Fast Food Nation" by Eric Schlosser, the authors provide insightful perspectives on the modern food industry, including the prevalence of GMOs and their potential impact on public health. These works serve as a "bread-corn" of knowledge for understanding the broader context in which our investigation takes place. After all, it's important to "kernel" up with the latest literature to grasp the full scope of the field.

Turning to fictional works, "Corn Country" by Sandra Dallas and "The Corn Maiden and Other Nightmares" by Joyce Carol Oates offer imaginative narratives that weave elements of agriculture, folklore, and human experiences. While these literary works may not directly address GMO corn or multiple births, they remind us of the multifaceted nature of our relationship with food and the stories it inspires. Sometimes a bit of literary "corn"-ucopia can add flavor to our scholarly pursuits, don't you think?

On the lighter side, the television show "Cornquest" takes viewers on a whimsical journey through cornfields, exploring the interplay between farmers, GMO technology, and the ever-mysterious allure of this humble crop. From the comedic mishaps of characters to the unexpected "ear"-gonomics of agricultural enterprise, the show offers a lighthearted yet insightful take on the world of corn cultivation. It's a-“maize”-ing how entertainment can intersect with our scholarly interests, providing new perspectives and perhaps a few chuckles along the way.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Wisconsin and US birth rates of triplets or more. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and CDC . You used data from 2002 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A Kernel of Truth: The Maize-ing Connection Between GMO Corn and Triplet Birth Rates in Wisconsin

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) for the period of 2002 to 2021, a correlation coefficient of 0.9003581 and p < 0.01 was computed, suggesting a statistically significant association. Our findings provide compelling evidence of a cornundrum, as the prevalence of GMO corn cultivation in Wisconsin appears to be statistically correlated with the frequency of triplet or higher-order multiple births across the country.

Furthermore, these results give us food for thought on the potential impact of GMO corn consumption on reproductive outcomes. While the mechanisms underlying this correlation remain a-“maize”-ing, our research raises intriguing questions about the ramifications of agricultural practices on human fertility. As we sift through these findings, it is important to husk that further investigation is warranted to understand the causal pathways and potential public health implications. Our research highlights the importance of examining the corn-nection between GMO crops and human health, shedding light on a potential cornspiracy in the world of agricultural and reproductive outcomes.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between agricultural practices and human health has long been a topic of scientific interest. From the potential effects of pesticides on food safety to the nutritional content of crops, researchers have endeavored to unravel the complexities of our food system. One such area of intrigue is the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in crop cultivation. Our study delves into the intriguing question of whether there is a correlation between the use of GMO corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. It's a-“maize”-ing how our food choices may impact human fertility, don't you think?
Indeed, the notion of GMO crops and reproductive outcomes may seem like a kernel of an idea, but recent studies have shown potential links between agricultural practices and human health. As we embark on this research, we find ourselves navigating a maize of data and statistical analyses to shed light on any possible root causes for the observed patterns. It's no “corn”-incidence that this investigation has the potential to peel back the layers of a rather “ear”-ie correlation.
Our research aims to contribute to the growing body of evidence regarding the interplay between agricultural practices and public health outcomes. By examining the relationship between GMO corn use and triplet birth rates, we hope to plant the seeds for further exploration into the potential consequences of modern farming methods. It's high time we stepped up to the plate and husked the question: do GMOs have a role to play in the prevalence of triplet births? We're betting our bottom dollar that there's more to this story than meets the eye.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To understand the cob-nection between GMO corn use in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States, our research team embarked on a "stalk" of data collection and analysis that would make even the most seasoned statistician crack a smile. We rounded up data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) spanning from 2002 to 2021, creating a dataset so comprehensive it could provide enough "corn-tent" for a lifetime of research.

First, we "corn-ducted" a thorough examination of the prevalence of GMO corn cultivation in Wisconsin, utilizing USDA reports and field surveys to get a handle on the extent of genetic modifications in the state's cornfields. It's safe to say we had our work cut out for us, as navigating through data on GMO adoption rates can be as challenging as finding the proverbial needle in a haystack—or in this case, a GMO kernel in a cornfield.

Next, we turned our attention to the birth rate data, and boy oh boy, did we reap a bumper crop of numbers from the CDC. We tallied up the occurrences of triplet or higher-order multiple births across the United States, crunching the numbers to reveal any patterns that would make the average statistician's ears of corn perk up. Our efforts rivaled the precision of a seasoned farmer planting rows of corn, meticulously tending to each data point and carefully weeding out any outliers that could have led us astray.

With our data in hand, we then employed a statistical approach that would make even the most data-savvy scarecrow blush with admiration. We calculated correlation coefficients and performed regression analyses to uncover any significant associations between GMO corn use in Wisconsin and triplet birth rates. Our statistical methods were as robust as a well-developed root system, ensuring that our findings were grounded in solid analytical practices that could weather any statistical storm.

In addition, we took into account potential covariates such as maternal age, socioeconomic factors, and other agricultural practices to ensure that our findings weren't merely a case of statistical "corn-fusion." We performed sensitivity analyses to rule out any potential confounding factors that could have muddied the waters of our results, leaving no kernel unturned in our quest for statistical clarity.

Finally, we went beyond the numbers and delved into the "husk" of the matter, exploring potential biological mechanisms or agricultural practices that could underpin the observed correlations. Our investigation led us down paths as winding as a corn maze on an autumn afternoon, probing for any nugget of insight that could shed light on the potential "ear-thly" reasons behind our findings.

In the end, our "ear-resistible" methodology combined the rigor of statistical analysis with the curiosity of a seasoned researcher, allowing us to sift through the data with a keen eye for patterns and potential explanations. It's safe to say that our research journey was as "corn-founding" as it was illuminating, and we're as excited as a squirrel finding a stash of acorns to share our findings with the scientific community.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Wisconsin and US birth rates of triplets or more. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and CDC .

For the time period 2002 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9003581, r-squared of 0.8106446, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A Kernel of Truth: The Maize-ing Connection Between GMO Corn and Triplet Birth Rates in Wisconsin

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) for the period of 2002 to 2021, a correlation coefficient of 0.9003581 and p < 0.01 was computed, suggesting a statistically significant association. Our findings provide compelling evidence of a cornundrum, as the prevalence of GMO corn cultivation in Wisconsin appears to be statistically correlated with the frequency of triplet or higher-order multiple births across the country.

Furthermore, these results give us food for thought on the potential impact of GMO corn consumption on reproductive outcomes. While the mechanisms underlying this correlation remain a-“maize”-ing, our research raises intriguing questions about the ramifications of agricultural practices on human fertility. As we sift through these findings, it is important to husk that further investigation is warranted to understand the causal pathways and potential public health implications. Our research highlights the importance of examining the corn-nection between GMO crops and human health, shedding light on a potential cornspiracy in the world of agricultural and reproductive outcomes.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The relationship between agricultural practices and human health has long been a topic of scientific interest. From the potential effects of pesticides on food safety to the nutritional content of crops, researchers have endeavored to unravel the complexities of our food system. One such area of intrigue is the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in crop cultivation. Our study delves into the intriguing question of whether there is a correlation between the use of GMO corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. It's a-“maize”-ing how our food choices may impact human fertility, don't you think?
Indeed, the notion of GMO crops and reproductive outcomes may seem like a kernel of an idea, but recent studies have shown potential links between agricultural practices and human health. As we embark on this research, we find ourselves navigating a maize of data and statistical analyses to shed light on any possible root causes for the observed patterns. It's no “corn”-incidence that this investigation has the potential to peel back the layers of a rather “ear”-ie correlation.
Our research aims to contribute to the growing body of evidence regarding the interplay between agricultural practices and public health outcomes. By examining the relationship between GMO corn use and triplet birth rates, we hope to plant the seeds for further exploration into the potential consequences of modern farming methods. It's high time we stepped up to the plate and husked the question: do GMOs have a role to play in the prevalence of triplet births? We're betting our bottom dollar that there's more to this story than meets the eye.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

A strikingly strong positive correlation was found between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States for the period of 2002 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9003581 and an r-squared value of 0.8106446 suggest a robust association, much like the husk of an ear of corn tightly holding the kernels within. It's a-maize-ing to see such a cornnection, isn't it?

The statistically significant correlation, with p < 0.01, points to a compelling relationship between GMO corn cultivation in Wisconsin and the frequency of triplet or higher-order multiple births nationwide. If we were to "ear" on the side of caution, we might say that this correlation has really popped!

Furthermore, our findings reveal a strong cornundrum, as the prevalence of GMO corn in Wisconsin seems to be corn-nected to the occurrence of triplet or higher-order multiple births. This correlation offers a kernel of truth that invites further examination of the potential impact of GMO corn consumption on reproductive outcomes. It's clear that there's more to this cornundrum than meets the eye.

Fig. 1 provides a visual representation of the strong correlation between the use of GMO corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. The scatterplot visually depicts the tightly clustered data points, resembling the orderly rows of a cornfield, reinforcing the strength of the observed correlation. It's as clear as cornstalks on a sunny day!

In summary, our research has unveiled a surprising and statistically significant association between GMO corn cultivation in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. This correlation underscores the importance of examining the potential impact of agricultural practices on human fertility and calls for further investigation into the underlying causal pathways and potential public health implications. It's time to "ear" on the side of caution and peel back the layers of this intriguing corn-nection!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Wisconsin and US birth rates of triplets or more. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
A Kernel of Truth: The Maize-ing Connection Between GMO Corn and Triplet Birth Rates in Wisconsin

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) for the period of 2002 to 2021, a correlation coefficient of 0.9003581 and p < 0.01 was computed, suggesting a statistically significant association. Our findings provide compelling evidence of a cornundrum, as the prevalence of GMO corn cultivation in Wisconsin appears to be statistically correlated with the frequency of triplet or higher-order multiple births across the country.

Furthermore, these results give us food for thought on the potential impact of GMO corn consumption on reproductive outcomes. While the mechanisms underlying this correlation remain a-“maize”-ing, our research raises intriguing questions about the ramifications of agricultural practices on human fertility. As we sift through these findings, it is important to husk that further investigation is warranted to understand the causal pathways and potential public health implications. Our research highlights the importance of examining the corn-nection between GMO crops and human health, shedding light on a potential cornspiracy in the world of agricultural and reproductive outcomes.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between GMO corn and birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiples has garnered increasing attention in recent years. Smith et al. (2015) conducted a comprehensive analysis of agricultural data in Wisconsin and found a positive correlation between the prevalence of GMO corn cultivation and the incidence of triplet births. This thought-provoking study adds a cornucopia of evidence to the growing body of literature on the potential impact of agricultural practices on human fertility. It's quite “ear”-esistible to consider the implications of such findings, isn't it?
Doe and Jones (2018) further explored this phenomenon, examining the dietary habits of expecting mothers and their potential exposure to GMO corn products. Their findings revealed a statistically significant association between maternal consumption of GMO corn-based products and the likelihood of multiple gestation pregnancies. This "stalk"-ing revelation points to the need for more in-depth investigation into the mechanisms underlying the observed relationship. It's almost as if this research has the potential to shuck our preconceived notions about the link between agricultural choices and reproductive outcomes.
In "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan and "Fast Food Nation" by Eric Schlosser, the authors provide insightful perspectives on the modern food industry, including the prevalence of GMOs and their potential impact on public health. These works serve as a "bread-corn" of knowledge for understanding the broader context in which our investigation takes place. After all, it's important to "kernel" up with the latest literature to grasp the full scope of the field.
Turning to fictional works, "Corn Country" by Sandra Dallas and "The Corn Maiden and Other Nightmares" by Joyce Carol Oates offer imaginative narratives that weave elements of agriculture, folklore, and human experiences. While these literary works may not directly address GMO corn or multiple births, they remind us of the multifaceted nature of our relationship with food and the stories it inspires. Sometimes a bit of literary "corn"-ucopia can add flavor to our scholarly pursuits, don't you think?
On the lighter side, the television show "Cornquest" takes viewers on a whimsical journey through cornfields, exploring the interplay between farmers, GMO technology, and the ever-mysterious allure of this humble crop. From the comedic mishaps of characters to the unexpected "ear"-gonomics of agricultural enterprise, the show offers a lighthearted yet insightful take on the world of corn cultivation. It's a-“maize”-ing how entertainment can intersect with our scholarly interests, providing new perspectives and perhaps a few chuckles along the way.

[[RESULTS]]
A strikingly strong positive correlation was found between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States for the period of 2002 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9003581 and an r-squared value of 0.8106446 suggest a robust association, much like the husk of an ear of corn tightly holding the kernels within. It's a-maize-ing to see such a cornnection, isn't it?
The statistically significant correlation, with p < 0.01, points to a compelling relationship between GMO corn cultivation in Wisconsin and the frequency of triplet or higher-order multiple births nationwide. If we were to "ear" on the side of caution, we might say that this correlation has really popped!
Furthermore, our findings reveal a strong cornundrum, as the prevalence of GMO corn in Wisconsin seems to be corn-nected to the occurrence of triplet or higher-order multiple births. This correlation offers a kernel of truth that invites further examination of the potential impact of GMO corn consumption on reproductive outcomes. It's clear that there's more to this cornundrum than meets the eye.
Fig. 1 provides a visual representation of the strong correlation between the use of GMO corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. The scatterplot visually depicts the tightly clustered data points, resembling the orderly rows of a cornfield, reinforcing the strength of the observed correlation. It's as clear as cornstalks on a sunny day!
In summary, our research has unveiled a surprising and statistically significant association between GMO corn cultivation in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. This correlation underscores the importance of examining the potential impact of agricultural practices on human fertility and calls for further investigation into the underlying causal pathways and potential public health implications. It's time to "ear" on the side of caution and peel back the layers of this intriguing corn-nection!

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of our study provide compelling evidence of a statistically significant correlation between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. This “ear”-esistible correlation coefficient of 0.9003581 with p < 0.01 suggests a robust association, much like a well-popped batch of corn kernels. Our results reinforce and extend prior research, building upon the work of Smith et al. (2015) and Doe and Jones (2018) to highlight the undeniable link between GMO corn cultivation and the frequency of triplet or higher-order multiple births. These previous studies laid the groundwork for our research, and it's clear that the seeds they planted have borne fruit, or in this case, corn!

Our findings not only affirm the “stalk”-ing evidence from previous research but also raise intriguing questions about the potential mechanisms underlying this “cornundrum.” While the precise pathways through which GMO corn may influence reproductive outcomes remain a-“maize”-ing, our results emphasize the need for further investigation into the health implications of agricultural practices. It seems that the potential impact of GMO corn consumption on human fertility is no kernel of truth!

Fig. 1 visually illustrates the remarkable correlation between GMO corn usage in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States, presenting a veritable “cornucopia” of evidence to support our findings. The densely clustered data points resemble the orderly rows of a cornfield, reinforcing the robust nature of the observed correlation. It's as clear as cornstalks on a sunny day that our results have husked the potential implications of GMO corn for human reproductive outcomes.

The “ear”-gonomics of our study highlight the importance of examining the broader implications of agricultural choices, shedding light on this seemingly “ear”-resistible connection between GMO corn cultivation and triplet births. Our research serves as a kernel of insight into the potential corn-nection between agricultural practices and human fertility, providing a-“maize”-ing food for thought on the broader implications for public health. It's time to recognize that this cornnection is more than just a “husk” – it's a-“maize”-ing how something as simple as corn could sow the seeds of such thought-provoking research!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Wisconsin and US birth rates of triplets or more. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
A Kernel of Truth: The Maize-ing Connection Between GMO Corn and Triplet Birth Rates in Wisconsin

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the potential relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) for the period of 2002 to 2021, a correlation coefficient of 0.9003581 and p < 0.01 was computed, suggesting a statistically significant association. Our findings provide compelling evidence of a cornundrum, as the prevalence of GMO corn cultivation in Wisconsin appears to be statistically correlated with the frequency of triplet or higher-order multiple births across the country.

Furthermore, these results give us food for thought on the potential impact of GMO corn consumption on reproductive outcomes. While the mechanisms underlying this correlation remain a-“maize”-ing, our research raises intriguing questions about the ramifications of agricultural practices on human fertility. As we sift through these findings, it is important to husk that further investigation is warranted to understand the causal pathways and potential public health implications. Our research highlights the importance of examining the corn-nection between GMO crops and human health, shedding light on a potential cornspiracy in the world of agricultural and reproductive outcomes.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The relationship between agricultural practices and human health has long been a topic of scientific interest. From the potential effects of pesticides on food safety to the nutritional content of crops, researchers have endeavored to unravel the complexities of our food system. One such area of intrigue is the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in crop cultivation. Our study delves into the intriguing question of whether there is a correlation between the use of GMO corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. It's a-“maize”-ing how our food choices may impact human fertility, don't you think?
Indeed, the notion of GMO crops and reproductive outcomes may seem like a kernel of an idea, but recent studies have shown potential links between agricultural practices and human health. As we embark on this research, we find ourselves navigating a maize of data and statistical analyses to shed light on any possible root causes for the observed patterns. It's no “corn”-incidence that this investigation has the potential to peel back the layers of a rather “ear”-ie correlation.
Our research aims to contribute to the growing body of evidence regarding the interplay between agricultural practices and public health outcomes. By examining the relationship between GMO corn use and triplet birth rates, we hope to plant the seeds for further exploration into the potential consequences of modern farming methods. It's high time we stepped up to the plate and husked the question: do GMOs have a role to play in the prevalence of triplet births? We're betting our bottom dollar that there's more to this story than meets the eye.

[[RESULTS]]
A strikingly strong positive correlation was found between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States for the period of 2002 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9003581 and an r-squared value of 0.8106446 suggest a robust association, much like the husk of an ear of corn tightly holding the kernels within. It's a-maize-ing to see such a cornnection, isn't it?
The statistically significant correlation, with p < 0.01, points to a compelling relationship between GMO corn cultivation in Wisconsin and the frequency of triplet or higher-order multiple births nationwide. If we were to "ear" on the side of caution, we might say that this correlation has really popped!
Furthermore, our findings reveal a strong cornundrum, as the prevalence of GMO corn in Wisconsin seems to be corn-nected to the occurrence of triplet or higher-order multiple births. This correlation offers a kernel of truth that invites further examination of the potential impact of GMO corn consumption on reproductive outcomes. It's clear that there's more to this cornundrum than meets the eye.
Fig. 1 provides a visual representation of the strong correlation between the use of GMO corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. The scatterplot visually depicts the tightly clustered data points, resembling the orderly rows of a cornfield, reinforcing the strength of the observed correlation. It's as clear as cornstalks on a sunny day!
In summary, our research has unveiled a surprising and statistically significant association between GMO corn cultivation in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. This correlation underscores the importance of examining the potential impact of agricultural practices on human fertility and calls for further investigation into the underlying causal pathways and potential public health implications. It's time to "ear" on the side of caution and peel back the layers of this intriguing corn-nection!

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

As we wrap up this a-maize-ing study, our findings have turned out to be quite the “ear”- opener! The statistically significant association between the use of GMO corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States highlights a potential cornspiracy that warrants further attention. It's clear that when it comes to GMO corn and triplet births, there's more than just "corn"-jecture at play here. It seems that GMO corn is not just causing a-“maize”-ing crops, but also some a-“maize”-ing fertility outcomes!

The correlation coefficient of 0.9003581 and the robust r-squared value of 0.8106446 paint a compelling picture, much like a beautifully crafted crop circle in a field of corn. It's not every day that a correlation captures our attention like this—truly a kernel of statistical beauty. Our findings really popped, didn't they? It's like the statistical equivalent of corn kernels bursting in a hot pan!

The implications of our research extend beyond the mere statistical corn-nection. They raise important questions about the potential impact of GMO corn consumption on reproductive outcomes. As we ponder the “ear”-ie nature of this correlation, it's essential to acknowledge the significance of this research. It's time for the scientific community to “ear” on the side of caution and dig deeper into the potential ramifications of GMO corn on human fertility. Who knew that GMO corn could be involved in more than just a-maize-ing recipes?

In light of our findings, it's clear that further investigation is warranted. However, given the strength of the correlation and the “ear”-guments presented, we dare to say that our study has sown the seeds for a new understanding of the potential effects of GMO crops on human fertility. We "cornfidently" assert that no more research is needed in this area. It's time to let this cornundrum rest in peace!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited A Kernel of Truth: The Maize-ing Connection Between GMO Corn and Triplet Birth Rates in Wisconsin. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Agricultural Anomalies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited A Kernel of Truth: The Maize-ing Connection Between GMO Corn and Triplet Birth Rates in Wisconsin. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Agricultural Advancement and Genetic Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled A Kernel of Truth: The Maize-ing Connection Between GMO Corn and Triplet Birth Rates in Wisconsin with an abstract of This study investigates the potential relationship between the use of genetically modified organism (GMO) corn in Wisconsin and the birth rates of triplets or higher-order multiple births in the United States. Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) for the period of 2002 to 2021, a correlation coefficient of 0.9003581 and p < 0.01 was computed, suggesting a statistically significant association. Our findings provide compelling evidence of a cornundrum, as the prevalence of GMO corn cultivation in Wisconsin appears to be statistically correlated with the frequency of triplet or higher-order multiple births across the country.
Furthermore, these results give us food for thought on the potential impact of GMO corn consumption on reproductive outcomes. While the mechanisms underlying this correlation remain a-“maize”-ing, our research raises intriguing questions about the ramifications of agricultural practices on human fertility. As we sift through these findings, it is important to husk that further investigation is warranted to understand the causal pathways and potential public health implications. Our research highlights the importance of examining the corn-nection between GMO crops and human health, shedding light on a potential cornspiracy in the world of agricultural and reproductive outcomes.

ChatGPT:

GMO corn, triplet birth rates, Wisconsin, United States Department of Agriculture, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, genetically modified organism, multiple births, GMO corn cultivation, agricultural practices, reproductive outcomes, GMO corn consumption, public health implications, corn-nection, GMO crops, human health, cornspiracy

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Data details

GMO use in corn grown in Wisconsin
Detailed data title: Percent of all corn planted in Wisconsin that is genetically modified to be insect-resistant (Bt), but not herbicide-tolerant (HT)
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in corn grown in Wisconsin

US birth rates of triplets or more
Source: CDC
See what else correlates with US birth rates of triplets or more

Correlation r = 0.9003581 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8106446 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 81.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., US birth rates of triplets or more) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in corn grown in Wisconsin) over the 20 years from 2002 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 6.4E-8. 0.0000000637400180460965500000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.9 in 6.4E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 15,688,731 random variables You don't actually need 15 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.76, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
GMO use in corn grown in Wisconsin (GMO corn %)1521222222191413131810333323333
US birth rates of triplets or more (Birth rate per 100,000)183186180170156151148152138137124.4119.5113.5103.6101.4101.69387.779.680




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([15,21,22,22,22,19,14,13,13,18,10,3,3,3,3,2,3,3,3,3,])
array_2 = np.array([183,186,180,170,156,151,148,152,138,137,124.4,119.5,113.5,103.6,101.4,101.6,93,87.7,79.6,80,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in corn grown in Wisconsin"
array_2_name = "US birth rates of triplets or more"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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