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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Associates degrees awarded in Security science and technology and the second variable is The number of craft artists in Ohio. The chart goes from 2011 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time.

A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Associates degrees awarded in Security science and technology and the second variable is The number of craft artists in Ohio. The chart goes from 2011 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time.

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AI explanation

As security science and technology knowledge waned, so did craft artists' ability to 'lock down' their creative ideas and protect their 'artistic masterpieces'. This left them feeling 'unsecured' in their artistic pursuits, leading to a 'craftpocalypse' in Ohio.

^{Show image generation prompt} Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a cyberpunk style classroom in Ohio, where a group of craft artists are gathering to learn and share their skills. At the front of the room, a proud graduate is holding their newly awarded Associates degree in Security science and technology. The scene should symbolize the intersection of creativity and innovation in the arts, incorporating cyberpunk elements such as futuristic technology, neon lights, and industrial design. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.

This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Associates degrees awarded in Security science and technology and The number of craft artists in Ohio. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cyberpunk Minimalism Cubism Art nouveau Macabre
ChatGPT: Cyberpunk

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Associates degrees awarded in Security science and technology and The number of craft artists in Ohio together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a small classroom in Ohio, a group of craft artists gather to learn and share their skills. At the front of the room, a proud graduate holds their newly awarded Associates degree in Security science and technology, symbolizing the intersection of creativity and innovation in the arts.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cyberpunk ] and depicting this scene: In a small classroom in Ohio, a group of craft artists gather to learn and share their skills. At the front of the room, a proud graduate holds their newly awarded Associates degree in Security science and technology, symbolizing the intersection of creativity and innovation in the arts. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a cyberpunk style classroom in Ohio, where a group of craft artists are gathering to learn and share their skills. At the front of the room, a proud graduate is holding their newly awarded Associates degree in Security science and technology. The scene should symbolize the intersection of creativity and innovation in the arts, incorporating cyberpunk elements such as futuristic technology, neon lights, and industrial design.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
^{Show prompt for explanation} Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Associates degrees awarded in Security science and technology caused The number of craft artists in Ohio to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)

Locked In: The Unlikely Correlation Between Security Science and Technology Associate Degrees Awarded and the Concentration of Craft Artists in Ohio

Journal of Quirky Socio-Scientific Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!

^{Show prompt used to generate this paper} Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Security science and technology and The number of craft artists in Ohio. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Locked In: The Unlikely Correlation Between Security Science and Technology Associate Degrees Awarded and the Concentration of Craft Artists in Ohio

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we explored the curious connection between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Security Science and Technology and the prevalence of craft artists in the state of Ohio. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2011 to 2021, we conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to uncover any potential relationship between these seemingly unrelated fields. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8288531, with a significance level of p < 0.01, suggesting a meaningful association between the two variables. The curious juxtaposition of security-focused academic programs and the creative pursuits of craft artists in Ohio beckons further investigation, providing an intriguing backdrop for a lighthearted exploration into the unexpected intersections of academic disciplines and vocational pursuits.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The study of educational and occupational trends has long been a cornerstone of social science research, offering valuable insights into the dynamics of workforce development and the interplay of academic disciplines. However, amid the vast landscape of statistical analyses and data-driven inquiries, there occasionally emerges an unexpected and eyebrow-raising correlation that piques the curiosity of researchers and laypersons alike. It is within this context that we delve into the enigmatic relationship between the confounding domains of Associate degrees in Security Science and Technology and the cluster of craft artists in the state of Ohio.
While the juxtaposition of security-focused academic programs and the artisans of crafts may initially appear as incongruous as a locksmith at a pottery workshop, our preliminary exploration has unearthed a peculiar statistical overlap that demands closer examination. This unlikely pairing raises questions that reach beyond the theoretical confines of academic inquiry and into the whimsical realm of societal oddities and the serendipitous dance of statistical probabilities.
As with any venture into uncharted statistical territories, it is essential to first establish the significance of the variables under scrutiny. The underpinning rationale for the current investigation lies not in the pursuit of practical applications or direct causation but in the pursuit of unveiling the mystique of statistical serendipity and the delightful absurdity that the academic world occasionally bestows upon intrepid researchers.
Therefore, with a blend of rigorous statistical analyses and a healthy dose of whimsy, we embark on an academic journey that seeks to illuminate the unexpected correlations that lie beneath the surface of seemingly unrelated disciplines. Join us as we unravel the tale of Security Science and Technology and craft artists in Ohio, a tale that may ultimately reveal the quirks and curiosities that defy traditional academic silos and offer a dash of levity to the otherwise sober corridors of research.
In the following sections, we will provide a comprehensive overview of the data sources, methodology, results, and implications of our investigation, all while maintaining a steadfast commitment to the lighthearted spirit befitting our peculiar quest. So, dear reader, fasten your seatbelts and prepare to embark on this academic escapade into the unexpected, as we navigate the labyrinthine pathways of statistical whimsy and scholarly merriment.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

As we delve into the delightful world of unexpected statistical correlations and academic oddities, it is pertinent to survey the existing literature that may shed light on the intersection of Security Science and Technology programs and the presence of craft artists in the state of Ohio. While conventional academic wisdom may raise an incredulous eyebrow at such an incongruous juxtaposition, our commitment to unraveling the whimsical mysteries of statistical serendipity propels us to navigate through the hallowed annals of literature, in search of insights, elucidations, and perhaps a dash of scholarly amusement.

Smith et al. (2015) conducted a groundbreaking study on the occupational trajectories of graduates with Associate degrees in Security Science and Technology, offering a comprehensive analysis of employment trends, salary trajectories, and the integration of security practices within various industries. The findings of Smith et al. (2015) shed light on the professional pathways that stem from such academic programs, albeit without delving into the enigmatic connection with the world of craft artists.

Doe and Jones (2018) explored the demographic patterns and geographical distribution of craft artists across the United States, providing a rich tapestry of insights into the diverse landscapes that nurture and embrace the artisanal pursuits. Yet, Doe and Jones's (2018) compelling narrative does not venture into the curious camaraderie between security-focused academics and the artisans of craft nestled within Ohio's borders.

Leaping from the realm of serious scholarly inquiry to the world of popular non-fiction literature, we uncover "The Art of Lockpicking: A Practical Guide" by Charles Remington, wherein the author offers a gripping exploration of the intricate techniques and historical evolution of lockpicking practices. While seemingly disparate from the palette and chisel of craft artists, Remington's treatise on the art of lockpicking beckons us to consider the potential connections between the security-focused domains and the artisanal endeavors.

In a more whimsical turn, the fiction aisle introduces us to J.K. Rowling's "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone," a fantastical narrative replete with enchanting crafts, mythical creatures, and a dash of magical security. While the halls of Hogwarts may appear removed from the urban landscape of Ohio, we cannot discount the underlying parallels between the enchanting world of sorcery and the earthly pursuits of craft artists who, much like artisans, wield their own brand of enchantment.

Venturing into the realm of animated entertainment, the scholarly gaze turns to the animated series "Bob the Builder," where the titular character and his industrious team construct, design, and bring to life a myriad of structures and creations. While it may seem a departure from the world of security science and technology, the diligent craftsmanship and meticulous attention to detail echo the artisanal endeavors embraced by the craft artists in Ohio, albeit with a whimsical twist and an accompanying theme song that may linger in the recesses of scholarly minds.

As we sift through the diverse expanse of literature, both scholarly and imaginative, we are reminded of the lighthearted and oft-overlooked connections that weave through the fabric of seemingly disparate disciplines. The tale of Security Science and Technology Associate degrees and the presence of craft artists in Ohio offers a delightfully unanticipated avenue for scholarly exploration, beckoning us to embrace the academic whimsy that lies at the intersections of statistical inquiry and the unexpected quirks of societal phenomena.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Security science and technology and The number of craft artists in Ohio. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Locked In: The Unlikely Correlation Between Security Science and Technology Associate Degrees Awarded and the Concentration of Craft Artists in Ohio

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we explored the curious connection between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Security Science and Technology and the prevalence of craft artists in the state of Ohio. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2011 to 2021, we conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to uncover any potential relationship between these seemingly unrelated fields. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8288531, with a significance level of p < 0.01, suggesting a meaningful association between the two variables. The curious juxtaposition of security-focused academic programs and the creative pursuits of craft artists in Ohio beckons further investigation, providing an intriguing backdrop for a lighthearted exploration into the unexpected intersections of academic disciplines and vocational pursuits.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
As we delve into the delightful world of unexpected statistical correlations and academic oddities, it is pertinent to survey the existing literature that may shed light on the intersection of Security Science and Technology programs and the presence of craft artists in the state of Ohio. While conventional academic wisdom may raise an incredulous eyebrow at such an incongruous juxtaposition, our commitment to unraveling the whimsical mysteries of statistical serendipity propels us to navigate through the hallowed annals of literature, in search of insights, elucidations, and perhaps a dash of scholarly amusement.
Smith et al. (2015) conducted a groundbreaking study on the occupational trajectories of graduates with Associate degrees in Security Science and Technology, offering a comprehensive analysis of employment trends, salary trajectories, and the integration of security practices within various industries. The findings of Smith et al. (2015) shed light on the professional pathways that stem from such academic programs, albeit without delving into the enigmatic connection with the world of craft artists.
Doe and Jones (2018) explored the demographic patterns and geographical distribution of craft artists across the United States, providing a rich tapestry of insights into the diverse landscapes that nurture and embrace the artisanal pursuits. Yet, Doe and Jones's (2018) compelling narrative does not venture into the curious camaraderie between security-focused academics and the artisans of craft nestled within Ohio's borders.
Leaping from the realm of serious scholarly inquiry to the world of popular non-fiction literature, we uncover "The Art of Lockpicking: A Practical Guide" by Charles Remington, wherein the author offers a gripping exploration of the intricate techniques and historical evolution of lockpicking practices. While seemingly disparate from the palette and chisel of craft artists, Remington's treatise on the art of lockpicking beckons us to consider the potential connections between the security-focused domains and the artisanal endeavors.
In a more whimsical turn, the fiction aisle introduces us to J.K. Rowling's "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone," a fantastical narrative replete with enchanting crafts, mythical creatures, and a dash of magical security. While the halls of Hogwarts may appear removed from the urban landscape of Ohio, we cannot discount the underlying parallels between the enchanting world of sorcery and the earthly pursuits of craft artists who, much like artisans, wield their own brand of enchantment.
Venturing into the realm of animated entertainment, the scholarly gaze turns to the animated series "Bob the Builder," where the titular character and his industrious team construct, design, and bring to life a myriad of structures and creations. While it may seem a departure from the world of security science and technology, the diligent craftsmanship and meticulous attention to detail echo the artisanal endeavors embraced by the craft artists in Ohio, albeit with a whimsical twist and an accompanying theme song that may linger in the recesses of scholarly minds.
As we sift through the diverse expanse of literature, both scholarly and imaginative, we are reminded of the lighthearted and oft-overlooked connections that weave through the fabric of seemingly disparate disciplines. The tale of Security Science and Technology Associate degrees and the presence of craft artists in Ohio offers a delightfully unanticipated avenue for scholarly exploration, beckoning us to embrace the academic whimsy that lies at the intersections of statistical inquiry and the unexpected quirks of societal phenomena.

[[RESULTS]]
To our amazement and amusement, the results of our investigation revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8288531 between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Security Science and Technology and the concentration of craft artists in the state of Ohio. This correlation, accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.6869975, surpassed our initial expectations and left us grappling with the bizarrely captivating connection between these seemingly incongruous realms of academia and artistic expression. To put it simply, it seems that while security may be about locks, the craft artists in Ohio are certainly not locked out of this statistical narrative.
The strong correlation, with a significance level of p < 0.01, suggests a tangible relationship between the pursuit of security-focused academic credentials and the presence of craft artists in the Buckeye State. This finding evokes contemplation of the eclectic and unexpected interplay of vocational aspirations, encapsulating the adage that "security" may not only safeguard physical spaces but also serve as a security blanket for the artistic ambitions of Ohio's craftsmen.
In Figure 1, our scatterplot visually encapsulates this correlation, vividly portraying the curious dance between Associate degrees in Security Science and Technology and the population of craft artists in Ohio. The plot elucidates a strong, positively sloped trend line, symbolizing the unexpected harmony between security education and the artistic endeavors of Ohio's creative minds. One might even say that this correlation is as secure as a craft artist's meticulous stitching or a technology expert's cyber defenses – an unlikely match made in statistical heaven.
While the implications of this discovery may initially appear as whimsical as a security-trained locksmith moonlighting as a pottery connoisseur, the statistical evidence compels us to delve deeper into the enigmatic interconnection between these two domains. This unanticipated correlation invites further exploration into the intricate relationships that underpin educational pursuits and professional vocations, beckoning us to navigate the delightful paradoxes and serendipitous alignments that permeate the analytical landscape.
The magnitude of this correlation raises thought-provoking questions and invites contemplation of the broader sociocultural dynamics that transcend traditional disciplinary boundaries. The unlikely nexus between security-focused academic endeavors and the creative expressions of craft artists in Ohio serves as a testament to the unpredictable tapestry of statistical phenomena, suggesting that beneath the veneer of academic conventions lies a captivating mosaic of unexpected connections and intellectual curiosities.
In closing, our findings unveil an enthralling correlation that stands as a testament to the whimsical nature of statistical serendipity, offering a glimpse into the lighthearted interplay of academic pursuits and vocational diversities. This unlikely pairing between the world of security science and the artisanal realm of craft artistry beckons researchers and aficionados alike to embark on a jovial quest for understanding the delightful idiosyncrasies that define the fabric of statistical inquiry. So, as we conclude this foray into the unexpected, let us raise a toast to the delightful absurdity of statistical correlations and the scholarly merriment that accompanies our pursuit of knowledge.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]

ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study has unveiled a fascinating correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Security Science and Technology and the concentration of craft artists in Ohio. This unexpected alignment of vocational pathways prompts us to consider the potential undercurrents that intertwine the worlds of security-focused education and artisanal pursuits, transcending the conventional boundaries of disciplinary categorizations.

The striking correlation coefficient of 0.8288531 echoes the remarkable findings of Smith et al. (2015), who illuminated the professional trajectories stemming from Security Science and Technology programs. It appears that the security-focused academic pursuits not only pave the way for employment in cybersecurity or surveillance but, as our research suggests, may also resonate with the artisanal inclinations of Ohio's craft artists. This unlikely union of seemingly disparate domains prompts delightful contemplation of the multifaceted implications of academic and vocational synergies.

In a parallel vein of scholarly inquiry, albeit with a whimsical twist, our findings resonate with the visionary musings of Charles Remington, who delved into the intricate art of lockpicking. While Remington's exploration may appear removed from the canvas of craft artistry, the thematic connection between security, craftsmanship, and the unexpected symmetry with our own findings invites a lighthearted inspection of the interwoven themes that permeate the crucible of vocational pursuits in Ohio.

Our results seem to nod in agreement with Doe and Jones's (2018) narrative on the geographical distribution of craft artists, hinting at the potential influence of educational inclinations on the regional ensemble of artisanal vocations. The statistical embrace between security-focused academic pathways and the creative expressions of craft artists paints a portrait of serendipitous associations, echoing the unanticipated camaraderie that we uncovered in our empirical investigation.

The visual depiction of our findings in Figure 1 vividly encapsulates the unlikely yet robust relationship between Associate degrees in Security Science and Technology and the population of craft artists in Ohio. The positively sloped trend line serves as a whimsical reminder of the statistical eureka moment that graced our research, akin to the unrivaled precision of a craft artist's handiwork or the meticulous algorithms underpinning cybersecurity protocols.

The recognition of this unparalleled correlation evokes an unfurling canvas of contemplation, inviting scholars and enthusiasts alike to embark on a jovial quest for unraveling the delightful absurdities that lurk in the corridors of statistical inquiry. This improbable nexus between the realm of security science and the artisanal landscape beckons us to celebrate the intellectual merriment that accompanies the exploration of unexpected statistical phenomena, providing an enduring testament to the peculiar nuances that underlie the tapestry of academic and vocational intersections.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Security science and technology and The number of craft artists in Ohio. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Locked In: The Unlikely Correlation Between Security Science and Technology Associate Degrees Awarded and the Concentration of Craft Artists in Ohio

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we explored the curious connection between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Security Science and Technology and the prevalence of craft artists in the state of Ohio. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2011 to 2021, we conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to uncover any potential relationship between these seemingly unrelated fields. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8288531, with a significance level of p < 0.01, suggesting a meaningful association between the two variables. The curious juxtaposition of security-focused academic programs and the creative pursuits of craft artists in Ohio beckons further investigation, providing an intriguing backdrop for a lighthearted exploration into the unexpected intersections of academic disciplines and vocational pursuits.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Introduction
The study of educational and occupational trends has long been a cornerstone of social science research, offering valuable insights into the dynamics of workforce development and the interplay of academic disciplines. However, amid the vast landscape of statistical analyses and data-driven inquiries, there occasionally emerges an unexpected and eyebrow-raising correlation that piques the curiosity of researchers and laypersons alike. It is within this context that we delve into the enigmatic relationship between the confounding domains of Associate degrees in Security Science and Technology and the cluster of craft artists in the state of Ohio.
While the juxtaposition of security-focused academic programs and the artisans of crafts may initially appear as incongruous as a locksmith at a pottery workshop, our preliminary exploration has unearthed a peculiar statistical overlap that demands closer examination. This unlikely pairing raises questions that reach beyond the theoretical confines of academic inquiry and into the whimsical realm of societal oddities and the serendipitous dance of statistical probabilities.
As with any venture into uncharted statistical territories, it is essential to first establish the significance of the variables under scrutiny. The underpinning rationale for the current investigation lies not in the pursuit of practical applications or direct causation but in the pursuit of unveiling the mystique of statistical serendipity and the delightful absurdity that the academic world occasionally bestows upon intrepid researchers.
Therefore, with a blend of rigorous statistical analyses and a healthy dose of whimsy, we embark on an academic journey that seeks to illuminate the unexpected correlations that lie beneath the surface of seemingly unrelated disciplines. Join us as we unravel the tale of Security Science and Technology and craft artists in Ohio, a tale that may ultimately reveal the quirks and curiosities that defy traditional academic silos and offer a dash of levity to the otherwise sober corridors of research.
In the following sections, we will provide a comprehensive overview of the data sources, methodology, results, and implications of our investigation, all while maintaining a steadfast commitment to the lighthearted spirit befitting our peculiar quest. So, dear reader, fasten your seatbelts and prepare to embark on this academic escapade into the unexpected, as we navigate the labyrinthine pathways of statistical whimsy and scholarly merriment.

[[RESULTS]]
To our amazement and amusement, the results of our investigation revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8288531 between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Security Science and Technology and the concentration of craft artists in the state of Ohio. This correlation, accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.6869975, surpassed our initial expectations and left us grappling with the bizarrely captivating connection between these seemingly incongruous realms of academia and artistic expression. To put it simply, it seems that while security may be about locks, the craft artists in Ohio are certainly not locked out of this statistical narrative.
The strong correlation, with a significance level of p < 0.01, suggests a tangible relationship between the pursuit of security-focused academic credentials and the presence of craft artists in the Buckeye State. This finding evokes contemplation of the eclectic and unexpected interplay of vocational aspirations, encapsulating the adage that "security" may not only safeguard physical spaces but also serve as a security blanket for the artistic ambitions of Ohio's craftsmen.
In Figure 1, our scatterplot visually encapsulates this correlation, vividly portraying the curious dance between Associate degrees in Security Science and Technology and the population of craft artists in Ohio. The plot elucidates a strong, positively sloped trend line, symbolizing the unexpected harmony between security education and the artistic endeavors of Ohio's creative minds. One might even say that this correlation is as secure as a craft artist's meticulous stitching or a technology expert's cyber defenses – an unlikely match made in statistical heaven.
While the implications of this discovery may initially appear as whimsical as a security-trained locksmith moonlighting as a pottery connoisseur, the statistical evidence compels us to delve deeper into the enigmatic interconnection between these two domains. This unanticipated correlation invites further exploration into the intricate relationships that underpin educational pursuits and professional vocations, beckoning us to navigate the delightful paradoxes and serendipitous alignments that permeate the analytical landscape.
The magnitude of this correlation raises thought-provoking questions and invites contemplation of the broader sociocultural dynamics that transcend traditional disciplinary boundaries. The unlikely nexus between security-focused academic endeavors and the creative expressions of craft artists in Ohio serves as a testament to the unpredictable tapestry of statistical phenomena, suggesting that beneath the veneer of academic conventions lies a captivating mosaic of unexpected connections and intellectual curiosities.
In closing, our findings unveil an enthralling correlation that stands as a testament to the whimsical nature of statistical serendipity, offering a glimpse into the lighthearted interplay of academic pursuits and vocational diversities. This unlikely pairing between the world of security science and the artisanal realm of craft artistry beckons researchers and aficionados alike to embark on a jovial quest for understanding the delightful idiosyncrasies that define the fabric of statistical inquiry. So, as we conclude this foray into the unexpected, let us raise a toast to the delightful absurdity of statistical correlations and the scholarly merriment that accompanies our pursuit of knowledge.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]

ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation into the correlation between Associate degrees awarded in Security Science and Technology and the population of craft artists in Ohio has yielded remarkably intriguing results, leaving us both bemused and enlightened. The statistical link we uncovered, akin to stumbling upon a hidden treasure map in a textbook on cybersecurity, sheds light on the wondrous intersection of seemingly disparate realms. The fortuitous alignment of security education and creative vocations in Ohio evokes a sense of whimsy that transcends the customary solemnity of scholarly inquiry, reminding us that statistical inquiries can harbor delightful surprises akin to finding a unicorn in a data set.

The implications of this unanticipated correlation extend beyond the theoretical realms of statistical analysis, nudging us to ponder the enriching tapestry of vocational pursuits and academic curiosities. While one might not expect to stumble upon an artisan knitting a security blanket at a cybersecurity conference, our findings encourage a lighthearted exploration of the unexpected liaisons that underpin the professional landscape. After all, when security science and craft artistry join forces in the statistical realm, it appears that even the most improbable associations can weave an enchanting narrative that captivates the scholarly imagination.

As we wave goodbye to this zany statistical tangent, it becomes evident that our expedition into the unexpected has not only illuminated a remarkable correlation but also bestowed upon us a renewed appreciation for the caprice of statistical analysis. Therefore, in the spirit of scholarly levity and statistical serendipity, we assert with utmost confidence that no further research is needed in this peculiar domain. For in the enchanting waltz of security education and craft artistry, we have stumbled upon a statistical gem that gleams brightly in the academic pantheon, reaffirming the whimsical allure of scholarly inquiry.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Locked In: The Unlikely Correlation Between Security Science and Technology Associate Degrees Awarded and the Concentration of Craft Artists in Ohio. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Quirky Socio-Scientific Studies

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Locked In: The Unlikely Correlation Between Security Science and Technology Associate Degrees Awarded and the Concentration of Craft Artists in Ohio. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Interdisciplinary Studies in Art and Security

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Locked In: The Unlikely Correlation Between Security Science and Technology Associate Degrees Awarded and the Concentration of Craft Artists in Ohio with an abstract of In this study, we explored the curious connection between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Security Science and Technology and the prevalence of craft artists in the state of Ohio. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2011 to 2021, we conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to uncover any potential relationship between these seemingly unrelated fields. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8288531, with a significance level of p < 0.01, suggesting a meaningful association between the two variables. The curious juxtaposition of security-focused academic programs and the creative pursuits of craft artists in Ohio beckons further investigation, providing an intriguing backdrop for a lighthearted exploration into the unexpected intersections of academic disciplines and vocational pursuits.

ChatGPT:

Associate Degrees, Security Science, Technology, Craft Artists, Ohio, Correlation, National Center for Education Statistics, Bureau of Labor Statistics, Statistical Analysis, Academic Disciplines, Vocational Pursuits

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.

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Associates degrees awarded in Security science and technology
Detailed data title: Associate's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions with a field of study of Security science and technology
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
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The number of craft artists in Ohio
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of craft artists in Ohio
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
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Correlation r = 0.8288531 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r² = 0.6869975 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 68.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of craft artists in Ohio) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Associates degrees awarded in Security science and technology) over the 11 years from 2011 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0016.^Show 0.0016129179062335892000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme.^Note More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.83 in 0.16% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 620 random variables^Note Which I absolutely did.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, ^Note Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.46, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
^{Read more about the confidence interval} The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!

All values for the years included above: ^Note If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.

	2011	2012	2013	2014	2015	2016	2017	2018	2019	2020	2021
Associates degrees awarded in Security science and technology (Degrees awarded)	1081	1202	1470	2382	1863	862	786	730	755	593	722
The number of craft artists in Ohio (Craft Artists)	130	150	300	340	370	200	140	130	190	190	80

Why this works

Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
Lack of causal connection: There is probably^Note Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple^Note Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.

Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. ^{Show the steps to do this.} Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."

# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1081,1202,1470,2382,1863,862,786,730,755,593,722,])
array_2 = np.array([130,150,300,340,370,200,140,130,190,190,80,])
array_1_name = "Associates degrees awarded in Security science and technology"
array_2_name = "The number of craft artists in Ohio"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)

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