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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and the second variable is Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX).  The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the flow of education degrees trickled down, there was a corresponding drop in the stock value of Freeport-McMoRan. It seems the market was not willing to 'mine' for higher stock prices without the promise of well 'educated' returns. This correlation suggests that perhaps the true 'ore' of our economy lies in the knowledge and expertise of educators.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate a realistic image of a group of smiling graduates in graduation gowns proudly displaying their Bachelor's degrees in Education. They are standing next to a large digital display screen showing Freeport-McMoRan's stock price chart reaching a new high. The graduates are joyfully celebrating their achievement while looking at the stock price chart with excitement and pride. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Realistic Scalar art Photorealism Celtic art Glitch art
ChatGPT: Realistic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the scene, a group of smiling graduates in graduation gowns proudly display their Bachelor's degrees in Education while standing next to a large digital display screen showing Freeport-McMoRan's stock price chart reaching a new high.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Realistic ] and depicting this scene: In the scene, a group of smiling graduates in graduation gowns proudly display their Bachelor's degrees in Education while standing next to a large digital display screen showing Freeport-McMoRan's stock price chart reaching a new high. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate a realistic image of a group of smiling graduates in graduation gowns proudly displaying their Bachelor's degrees in Education. They are standing next to a large digital display screen showing Freeport-McMoRan's stock price chart reaching a new high. The graduates are joyfully celebrating their achievement while looking at the stock price chart with excitement and pride.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education caused Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX) to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Educational Endeavors and Freeport's Finances: Exploring the Relationship between Education Degrees and Freeport-McMoRan's Stock Price

The Journal of Speculative Educational Economics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Educational Endeavors and Freeport's Finances: Exploring the Relationship between Education Degrees and Freeport-McMoRan's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the quirky connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the period 2012 to 2021, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p < 0.01, indicating a robust association between these two seemingly disparate factors. It seems that as the number of Education degrees awarded rises, Freeport's stock price also tends to climb - Coincidence? I think not!

Our findings shed light on the unexpected dance between the field of Education and the financial market, illustrating how one's passion for teaching could inadvertently influence the "stock" of a company. As the famous dad joke goes, "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems." Perhaps Freeport's stock is feeling the same sentiment due to the surprising influence of Education degrees. In conclusion, this study not only provides an amusing anecdote but also offers valuable insights into the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains. So next time you see a spike in Education degrees, keep an eye on Freeport's stock price - you might just find a correlation that's as unlikely as a bad pun!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Educational Endeavors and Freeport's Finances: Exploring the Relationship between Education Degrees and Freeport-McMoRan's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the quirky connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the period 2012 to 2021, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p < 0.01, indicating a robust association between these two seemingly disparate factors. It seems that as the number of Education degrees awarded rises, Freeport's stock price also tends to climb - Coincidence? I think not!

Our findings shed light on the unexpected dance between the field of Education and the financial market, illustrating how one's passion for teaching could inadvertently influence the "stock" of a company. As the famous dad joke goes, "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems." Perhaps Freeport's stock is feeling the same sentiment due to the surprising influence of Education degrees. In conclusion, this study not only provides an amusing anecdote but also offers valuable insights into the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains. So next time you see a spike in Education degrees, keep an eye on Freeport's stock price - you might just find a correlation that's as unlikely as a bad pun!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

It's a story as old as time - the tale of the financial world, entwined with the academic sphere, where the laws of supply and demand intersect with the pursuit of knowledge. In this tantalizing tale, we embark on a whimsical journey to uncover the surprising link between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). As researchers, we often find ourselves dealing with unexpected correlations, but this one truly takes the cake - or shall we say, the "stock" of it all!

We all love a good dad joke now and then, and what better way to start than with a classic: "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" The irony is not lost on us in this pursuit of unraveling the mysteries between Education degrees and stock prices - it's almost as if these variables have their own "chemistry"!

As we dive into the depths of data analysis, one might ask, "What's the point of conducting such a study?" Well, other than the sheer amusement of discovering a relationship as unexpected as a penguin in the Sahara, understanding this connection could have significant implications for both the education sector and the financial markets. Plus, we can't help but appreciate the thrill of unearthing a novel association - it's like finding a rare and valuable fossil in the world of statistics!

Our quest begins with the collection and scrutiny of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics, spanning the period from 2012 to 2021. The results? Prepare yourself for a mind-bending correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p < 0.01 - in the world of statistics, that's akin to discovering a treasure trove of correlations as rare as a unicorn in a forest of p-values!

It's said that knowledge is power, and in this case, the power to predict Freeport's stock performance might just lie in the academic accolades of educators. But before we delve deeper into the implications, let's not forget to savor the irony - after all, finding a correlation as strong as this one is as unlikely as a cat enjoying a swim, or a researcher avoiding coffee during late-night data analysis!

As we embark on this scientific escapade, fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the realms of education and finance. Who would have thought that the comings and goings of Education degrees could hold such sway over the fluctuations of a company's stock? It's a bit like finding a piece of music hidden in an equation - unexpected, but undeniably delightful.

So, buckle up and get ready - as we unfold the findings of this quirky and unforeseen connection, be prepared for a wild, entertaining ride through the maze of educational endeavors and Freeport's finances. After all, in the words of a wise researcher, "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." Sometimes, the unexpected surprises are the ones that bring joy to the journey.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Educational Endeavors and Freeport's Finances: Exploring the Relationship between Education Degrees and Freeport-McMoRan's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the quirky connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the period 2012 to 2021, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p < 0.01, indicating a robust association between these two seemingly disparate factors. It seems that as the number of Education degrees awarded rises, Freeport's stock price also tends to climb - Coincidence? I think not!

Our findings shed light on the unexpected dance between the field of Education and the financial market, illustrating how one's passion for teaching could inadvertently influence the "stock" of a company. As the famous dad joke goes, "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems." Perhaps Freeport's stock is feeling the same sentiment due to the surprising influence of Education degrees. In conclusion, this study not only provides an amusing anecdote but also offers valuable insights into the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains. So next time you see a spike in Education degrees, keep an eye on Freeport's stock price - you might just find a correlation that's as unlikely as a bad pun!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
It's a story as old as time - the tale of the financial world, entwined with the academic sphere, where the laws of supply and demand intersect with the pursuit of knowledge. In this tantalizing tale, we embark on a whimsical journey to uncover the surprising link between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). As researchers, we often find ourselves dealing with unexpected correlations, but this one truly takes the cake - or shall we say, the "stock" of it all!
We all love a good dad joke now and then, and what better way to start than with a classic: "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" The irony is not lost on us in this pursuit of unraveling the mysteries between Education degrees and stock prices - it's almost as if these variables have their own "chemistry"!
As we dive into the depths of data analysis, one might ask, "What's the point of conducting such a study?" Well, other than the sheer amusement of discovering a relationship as unexpected as a penguin in the Sahara, understanding this connection could have significant implications for both the education sector and the financial markets. Plus, we can't help but appreciate the thrill of unearthing a novel association - it's like finding a rare and valuable fossil in the world of statistics!
Our quest begins with the collection and scrutiny of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics, spanning the period from 2012 to 2021. The results? Prepare yourself for a mind-bending correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p < 0.01 - in the world of statistics, that's akin to discovering a treasure trove of correlations as rare as a unicorn in a forest of p-values!
It's said that knowledge is power, and in this case, the power to predict Freeport's stock performance might just lie in the academic accolades of educators. But before we delve deeper into the implications, let's not forget to savor the irony - after all, finding a correlation as strong as this one is as unlikely as a cat enjoying a swim, or a researcher avoiding coffee during late-night data analysis!
As we embark on this scientific escapade, fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the realms of education and finance. Who would have thought that the comings and goings of Education degrees could hold such sway over the fluctuations of a company's stock? It's a bit like finding a piece of music hidden in an equation - unexpected, but undeniably delightful.
So, buckle up and get ready - as we unfold the findings of this quirky and unforeseen connection, be prepared for a wild, entertaining ride through the maze of educational endeavors and Freeport's finances. After all, in the words of a wise researcher, "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." Sometimes, the unexpected surprises are the ones that bring joy to the journey.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The underlying relationship between educational degrees and stock performance has long been a subject of intrigue, with scholars and analysts alike seeking to unravel the intricate dance between seemingly unrelated domains. In "Smith et al.'s" groundbreaking study, the authors find that educational achievements hold a profound influence on various facets of society, from economic prosperity to individual well-being. However, what remains unearthed is the connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX) – a correlation as puzzling as a math problem in a foreign language textbook.

In light of these revelations, the literature offers valuable insights that pierce through the complexities of this enigmatic relationship, akin to a beam of light illuminating a dimly lit cave. In "Doe's" extensive analysis, the authors delve into the intricate fabric of stock market dynamics, unpicking the threads that bind educational trends to financial performance. The findings unravel a tale as fascinating as a physics book on the history of electricity – a narrative of unexpected connections and electrifying revelations.

But what of the whimsical side of this correlation? It seems that the realm of fiction holds equally whimsical interpretations of this seemingly arcane nexus. In "Goodwin's" work of fiction, the protagonist embarks on a quest as peculiar as our own, where the protagonist unearths a treasure trove of secret knowledge while unraveling the peculiar link between educational degrees and stock prices. This uncovers a parallel universe where academic accolades and financial prowess intertwine in a narrative as unexpected as finding a chessboard in the middle of a battlefield.

As we transition from the world of literature to the realm of board games, it is undeniable that the game of life often mirrors the whimsical and improbable nature of our findings. Take "Monopoly," for instance, where players engage in calculated risk-taking and financial maneuvering, much like the intricate dance between Education degrees and Freeport's stock price. Though in this instance, there are no Get Out of Jail Free cards – only the bewildering puzzle of connection that elicits as many raised eyebrows as a testing room filled with Dad Jokes!

In conclusion, the literature offers a tantalizing glimpse into the unexpected link between the number of Education degrees awarded and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price, resembling a plot twist in a novel by "Brown." Through the lens of academic scrutiny, fictional whimsy, and even board game dramatization, we find ourselves irresistibly drawn into the captivating web of education and finance, where the unexpected becomes the norm and the quirky is king.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2012 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Educational Endeavors and Freeport's Finances: Exploring the Relationship between Education Degrees and Freeport-McMoRan's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the quirky connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the period 2012 to 2021, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p < 0.01, indicating a robust association between these two seemingly disparate factors. It seems that as the number of Education degrees awarded rises, Freeport's stock price also tends to climb - Coincidence? I think not!

Our findings shed light on the unexpected dance between the field of Education and the financial market, illustrating how one's passion for teaching could inadvertently influence the "stock" of a company. As the famous dad joke goes, "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems." Perhaps Freeport's stock is feeling the same sentiment due to the surprising influence of Education degrees. In conclusion, this study not only provides an amusing anecdote but also offers valuable insights into the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains. So next time you see a spike in Education degrees, keep an eye on Freeport's stock price - you might just find a correlation that's as unlikely as a bad pun!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
It's a story as old as time - the tale of the financial world, entwined with the academic sphere, where the laws of supply and demand intersect with the pursuit of knowledge. In this tantalizing tale, we embark on a whimsical journey to uncover the surprising link between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). As researchers, we often find ourselves dealing with unexpected correlations, but this one truly takes the cake - or shall we say, the "stock" of it all!
We all love a good dad joke now and then, and what better way to start than with a classic: "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" The irony is not lost on us in this pursuit of unraveling the mysteries between Education degrees and stock prices - it's almost as if these variables have their own "chemistry"!
As we dive into the depths of data analysis, one might ask, "What's the point of conducting such a study?" Well, other than the sheer amusement of discovering a relationship as unexpected as a penguin in the Sahara, understanding this connection could have significant implications for both the education sector and the financial markets. Plus, we can't help but appreciate the thrill of unearthing a novel association - it's like finding a rare and valuable fossil in the world of statistics!
Our quest begins with the collection and scrutiny of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics, spanning the period from 2012 to 2021. The results? Prepare yourself for a mind-bending correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p < 0.01 - in the world of statistics, that's akin to discovering a treasure trove of correlations as rare as a unicorn in a forest of p-values!
It's said that knowledge is power, and in this case, the power to predict Freeport's stock performance might just lie in the academic accolades of educators. But before we delve deeper into the implications, let's not forget to savor the irony - after all, finding a correlation as strong as this one is as unlikely as a cat enjoying a swim, or a researcher avoiding coffee during late-night data analysis!
As we embark on this scientific escapade, fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the realms of education and finance. Who would have thought that the comings and goings of Education degrees could hold such sway over the fluctuations of a company's stock? It's a bit like finding a piece of music hidden in an equation - unexpected, but undeniably delightful.
So, buckle up and get ready - as we unfold the findings of this quirky and unforeseen connection, be prepared for a wild, entertaining ride through the maze of educational endeavors and Freeport's finances. After all, in the words of a wise researcher, "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." Sometimes, the unexpected surprises are the ones that bring joy to the journey.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic ties between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX), our research journey began in the hallowed halls of data collection and analysis. It was a bit like embarking on a mythical quest, armed not with swords and shields, but with statistical software and an unyielding determination to demystify this curious correlation.

We gathered data with the precision of a watchmaker, meticulously sifting through the archives of the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), scouring every nook and cranny from the year 2012 to 2021. It felt a bit like seeking hidden treasure - not of gold doubloons, mind you, but of numbers that held the promise of unlocking a secretly intertwined tale of academia and finance. As we navigated through this sea of digits and figures, we couldn't help but admire the symmetry of the datasets - a bit like finding beauty in the art of equations, or discovering a perfectly written pun.

Our analytical approach was a merge of simplicity and complexity, akin to the delicate balance between innovation and tradition. To investigate the association between the number of Education degrees awarded and Freeport's stock price, we harnessed the almighty powers of statistical software. Our analysis was as meticulous as a chef crafting a delicate souffle, delicately mixing regression models, correlation analyses, and time-series examinations to ensure a comprehensive appraisal of the relationship at hand. Like a careful conductor orchestrating a symphony, we harmonized our statistical methods to capture the nuanced melody of this unexpected correlation.

The statistical analyses illuminated a compelling narrative, painting a portrait of connection and contingency between the realms of education and finance. We employed correlation coefficients and p-values, scrutinizing them like a detective examining clues at a crime scene, to unravel the strength and significance of the relationship. The results were as striking as a stand-up comedian's punchline, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p < 0.01 standing as a testament to the robust bond between these seemingly incongruous variables. It was a bit like finding the missing puzzle piece, or uncovering a hidden punchline that ties the whole joke together.

In our pursuit of scientific rigor, we also exercised caution and tested the robustness of our findings through sensitivity analyses and robustness checks. Like a diligent gardener tending to delicate orchids, we sought to ensure the resilience and stability of our results, leaving no stone unturned in our exploration of the potential nuances and sensitivities within the data. This process was akin to navigating through a labyrinth of uncertainties and complexities, aiming to ensure that our findings stood strong, like the punchline of a well-crafted joke.

Lastly, to capture the dynamics of this relationship over time, we ventured into the captivating realm of time-series analysis, uncovering the compelling ebbs and flows of the connection between Education degrees and Freeport's stock price. It was like watching the pages of a magical story unfold, filled with unexpected twists and turns, as we delved into the temporal dimensions of this captivating correlation.

In conclusion, our methodological odyssey was a blend of precision and creativity, much like the art of crafting a well-timed joke. Through meticulous data collection, rigorous statistical analyses, and an unyielding commitment to scientific inquiry, we embarked on a journey that not only unveiled a remarkable association between Education degrees and Freeport's stock price but also imparted a sense of awe and wonder at the intertwined nature of disparate domains. After all, in the words of a wise statistician, "Working with data is like being a detective, but with more Excel and fewer car chases."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8758124, r-squared of 0.7670473, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Educational Endeavors and Freeport's Finances: Exploring the Relationship between Education Degrees and Freeport-McMoRan's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the quirky connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the period 2012 to 2021, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p < 0.01, indicating a robust association between these two seemingly disparate factors. It seems that as the number of Education degrees awarded rises, Freeport's stock price also tends to climb - Coincidence? I think not!

Our findings shed light on the unexpected dance between the field of Education and the financial market, illustrating how one's passion for teaching could inadvertently influence the "stock" of a company. As the famous dad joke goes, "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems." Perhaps Freeport's stock is feeling the same sentiment due to the surprising influence of Education degrees. In conclusion, this study not only provides an amusing anecdote but also offers valuable insights into the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains. So next time you see a spike in Education degrees, keep an eye on Freeport's stock price - you might just find a correlation that's as unlikely as a bad pun!

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
It's a story as old as time - the tale of the financial world, entwined with the academic sphere, where the laws of supply and demand intersect with the pursuit of knowledge. In this tantalizing tale, we embark on a whimsical journey to uncover the surprising link between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). As researchers, we often find ourselves dealing with unexpected correlations, but this one truly takes the cake - or shall we say, the "stock" of it all!
We all love a good dad joke now and then, and what better way to start than with a classic: "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" The irony is not lost on us in this pursuit of unraveling the mysteries between Education degrees and stock prices - it's almost as if these variables have their own "chemistry"!
As we dive into the depths of data analysis, one might ask, "What's the point of conducting such a study?" Well, other than the sheer amusement of discovering a relationship as unexpected as a penguin in the Sahara, understanding this connection could have significant implications for both the education sector and the financial markets. Plus, we can't help but appreciate the thrill of unearthing a novel association - it's like finding a rare and valuable fossil in the world of statistics!
Our quest begins with the collection and scrutiny of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics, spanning the period from 2012 to 2021. The results? Prepare yourself for a mind-bending correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p < 0.01 - in the world of statistics, that's akin to discovering a treasure trove of correlations as rare as a unicorn in a forest of p-values!
It's said that knowledge is power, and in this case, the power to predict Freeport's stock performance might just lie in the academic accolades of educators. But before we delve deeper into the implications, let's not forget to savor the irony - after all, finding a correlation as strong as this one is as unlikely as a cat enjoying a swim, or a researcher avoiding coffee during late-night data analysis!
As we embark on this scientific escapade, fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the realms of education and finance. Who would have thought that the comings and goings of Education degrees could hold such sway over the fluctuations of a company's stock? It's a bit like finding a piece of music hidden in an equation - unexpected, but undeniably delightful.
So, buckle up and get ready - as we unfold the findings of this quirky and unforeseen connection, be prepared for a wild, entertaining ride through the maze of educational endeavors and Freeport's finances. After all, in the words of a wise researcher, "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." Sometimes, the unexpected surprises are the ones that bring joy to the journey.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data unveiled a remarkably strong correlation of 0.8758124 between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX) from 2012 to 2021. The p-value of less than 0.01 further supports the robustness of this correlation. It's as if the Education degrees were whispering stock secrets to Freeport-McMoRan – talk about an unexpected study buddy for the stock market!

In Fig. 1, our scatterplot illustrates this striking relationship, resembling a classic buddy comedy where the unlikely pair of Education degrees and stock prices steal the show with their undeniable chemistry. It's the kind of connection that makes you wonder if the market has a secret passion for education and the pursuit of knowledge. After all, who knew that the bullish nature of stock price trends could harmonize so well with the scholarly ambitions of Education degrees? It's a correlation as unexpected as encountering a "mathlete" with a passion for puns!

Our findings not only confirm the existence of this peculiar link but also raise intriguing questions about the underlying mechanisms at play. Could it be that the financial market secretly aspires to be an academic overachiever, drawing inspiration from the perseverance of those pursuing Education degrees? It's almost as if the stock market is taking notes from the diligence and dedication of students - talk about an unconventional mentorship program!

The implications of this newfound relationship extend beyond mere statistical intrigue. Our research hints at the possibility of a symbiotic relationship between the educational sector and the stock market, with each influencing and responding to the other in the most unexpected of ways. It's like the ultimate "odd couple", where the world of finance and education find themselves in a harmonious tango, surprising everyone with their elegant moves. If this quirky connection doesn't pique your interest, we don't know what "stock" will!

In conclusion, our research sheds light on the captivating interplay between Education degrees and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price, serving as a testament to the unanticipated discoveries that await those curious enough to explore the world of statistics and finance. It's a reminder that in the world of research, the most unexpected relationships can often yield the most valuable insights - much like stumbling upon a lighthearted dad joke in the midst of a serious academic discussion. After all, who said scientific research couldn't be filled with a dash of humor and amusement?



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Educational Endeavors and Freeport's Finances: Exploring the Relationship between Education Degrees and Freeport-McMoRan's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the quirky connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the period 2012 to 2021, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p < 0.01, indicating a robust association between these two seemingly disparate factors. It seems that as the number of Education degrees awarded rises, Freeport's stock price also tends to climb - Coincidence? I think not!

Our findings shed light on the unexpected dance between the field of Education and the financial market, illustrating how one's passion for teaching could inadvertently influence the "stock" of a company. As the famous dad joke goes, "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems." Perhaps Freeport's stock is feeling the same sentiment due to the surprising influence of Education degrees. In conclusion, this study not only provides an amusing anecdote but also offers valuable insights into the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains. So next time you see a spike in Education degrees, keep an eye on Freeport's stock price - you might just find a correlation that's as unlikely as a bad pun!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The underlying relationship between educational degrees and stock performance has long been a subject of intrigue, with scholars and analysts alike seeking to unravel the intricate dance between seemingly unrelated domains. In "Smith et al.'s" groundbreaking study, the authors find that educational achievements hold a profound influence on various facets of society, from economic prosperity to individual well-being. However, what remains unearthed is the connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX) – a correlation as puzzling as a math problem in a foreign language textbook.
In light of these revelations, the literature offers valuable insights that pierce through the complexities of this enigmatic relationship, akin to a beam of light illuminating a dimly lit cave. In "Doe's" extensive analysis, the authors delve into the intricate fabric of stock market dynamics, unpicking the threads that bind educational trends to financial performance. The findings unravel a tale as fascinating as a physics book on the history of electricity – a narrative of unexpected connections and electrifying revelations.
But what of the whimsical side of this correlation? It seems that the realm of fiction holds equally whimsical interpretations of this seemingly arcane nexus. In "Goodwin's" work of fiction, the protagonist embarks on a quest as peculiar as our own, where the protagonist unearths a treasure trove of secret knowledge while unraveling the peculiar link between educational degrees and stock prices. This uncovers a parallel universe where academic accolades and financial prowess intertwine in a narrative as unexpected as finding a chessboard in the middle of a battlefield.
As we transition from the world of literature to the realm of board games, it is undeniable that the game of life often mirrors the whimsical and improbable nature of our findings. Take "Monopoly," for instance, where players engage in calculated risk-taking and financial maneuvering, much like the intricate dance between Education degrees and Freeport's stock price. Though in this instance, there are no Get Out of Jail Free cards – only the bewildering puzzle of connection that elicits as many raised eyebrows as a testing room filled with Dad Jokes!
In conclusion, the literature offers a tantalizing glimpse into the unexpected link between the number of Education degrees awarded and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price, resembling a plot twist in a novel by "Brown." Through the lens of academic scrutiny, fictional whimsy, and even board game dramatization, we find ourselves irresistibly drawn into the captivating web of education and finance, where the unexpected becomes the norm and the quirky is king.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data unveiled a remarkably strong correlation of 0.8758124 between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX) from 2012 to 2021. The p-value of less than 0.01 further supports the robustness of this correlation. It's as if the Education degrees were whispering stock secrets to Freeport-McMoRan – talk about an unexpected study buddy for the stock market!
In Fig. 1, our scatterplot illustrates this striking relationship, resembling a classic buddy comedy where the unlikely pair of Education degrees and stock prices steal the show with their undeniable chemistry. It's the kind of connection that makes you wonder if the market has a secret passion for education and the pursuit of knowledge. After all, who knew that the bullish nature of stock price trends could harmonize so well with the scholarly ambitions of Education degrees? It's a correlation as unexpected as encountering a "mathlete" with a passion for puns!
Our findings not only confirm the existence of this peculiar link but also raise intriguing questions about the underlying mechanisms at play. Could it be that the financial market secretly aspires to be an academic overachiever, drawing inspiration from the perseverance of those pursuing Education degrees? It's almost as if the stock market is taking notes from the diligence and dedication of students - talk about an unconventional mentorship program!
The implications of this newfound relationship extend beyond mere statistical intrigue. Our research hints at the possibility of a symbiotic relationship between the educational sector and the stock market, with each influencing and responding to the other in the most unexpected of ways. It's like the ultimate "odd couple", where the world of finance and education find themselves in a harmonious tango, surprising everyone with their elegant moves. If this quirky connection doesn't pique your interest, we don't know what "stock" will!
In conclusion, our research sheds light on the captivating interplay between Education degrees and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price, serving as a testament to the unanticipated discoveries that await those curious enough to explore the world of statistics and finance. It's a reminder that in the world of research, the most unexpected relationships can often yield the most valuable insights - much like stumbling upon a lighthearted dad joke in the midst of a serious academic discussion. After all, who said scientific research couldn't be filled with a dash of humor and amusement?


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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our research has delved into the surprising relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX), unveiling a correlation as unexpected as finding an abacus in a modern-day finance office. Our results echo and amplify the prior findings in the literature, lending an air of credibility to the whimsical notions presented in "Doe" and "Goodwin's" works. It seems that the fusion of academia and finance creates a duet as harmonious as two physicists discussing the laws of attraction.

The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p-value less than 0.01 offer a compelling statistical argument in support of this unorthodox relationship, tantamount to discovering a treasure trove of data hidden in the unlikeliest of places. The findings align with the framework established by "Smith et al." and "Doe," serving as a testament to the intricate interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains, resembling a math equation with a punchline that goes beyond numbers.

Our scatterplot, akin to a comedic duo, paints a vivid picture of the symbiotic relationship between Education degrees and Freeport's stock price, eliciting as much curiosity as a scientific experiment with a dash of unexpected results. The unexpected harmony between these variables materializes with the subtlety of a clever pun, leaving us marveling at the serendipitous nature of statistical discoveries. It's as if the stock market is secretly moonlighting as an academic enthusiast, mentoring aspiring scholars with the finesse of a seasoned educator.

The implications of our findings stretch beyond statistical fascination, hinting at a captivating dynamic between education and finance that lures us in with its enigmatic charm. This intertwining of realms is as captivating as finding a hidden treasure chest while navigating the high seas of statistical exploration. If our research isn't the ultimate plot twist in the narrative of academic inquiry, we don't know what is! It's a reminder that in the scientific pursuit of knowledge, unexpected correlations can emerge like hidden punchlines in a serious discussion.

Our study signifies that in the world of academia, a touch of eccentricity and humor can vastly enrich the discussion, just like stumbling upon a dad joke in the midst of a serious endeavor. With this in mind, we look forward to continued research in uncovering the whimsical relationships that permeate statistical analysis, potentially unraveling mysteries as inexplicable as the fascination with a science experiment gone awry. After all, who said that the joy of discovery couldn't be accompanied by the laughter of unexpected connections?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Educational Endeavors and Freeport's Finances: Exploring the Relationship between Education Degrees and Freeport-McMoRan's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the quirky connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the period 2012 to 2021, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p < 0.01, indicating a robust association between these two seemingly disparate factors. It seems that as the number of Education degrees awarded rises, Freeport's stock price also tends to climb - Coincidence? I think not!

Our findings shed light on the unexpected dance between the field of Education and the financial market, illustrating how one's passion for teaching could inadvertently influence the "stock" of a company. As the famous dad joke goes, "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems." Perhaps Freeport's stock is feeling the same sentiment due to the surprising influence of Education degrees. In conclusion, this study not only provides an amusing anecdote but also offers valuable insights into the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains. So next time you see a spike in Education degrees, keep an eye on Freeport's stock price - you might just find a correlation that's as unlikely as a bad pun!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
It's a story as old as time - the tale of the financial world, entwined with the academic sphere, where the laws of supply and demand intersect with the pursuit of knowledge. In this tantalizing tale, we embark on a whimsical journey to uncover the surprising link between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). As researchers, we often find ourselves dealing with unexpected correlations, but this one truly takes the cake - or shall we say, the "stock" of it all!
We all love a good dad joke now and then, and what better way to start than with a classic: "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" The irony is not lost on us in this pursuit of unraveling the mysteries between Education degrees and stock prices - it's almost as if these variables have their own "chemistry"!
As we dive into the depths of data analysis, one might ask, "What's the point of conducting such a study?" Well, other than the sheer amusement of discovering a relationship as unexpected as a penguin in the Sahara, understanding this connection could have significant implications for both the education sector and the financial markets. Plus, we can't help but appreciate the thrill of unearthing a novel association - it's like finding a rare and valuable fossil in the world of statistics!
Our quest begins with the collection and scrutiny of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics, spanning the period from 2012 to 2021. The results? Prepare yourself for a mind-bending correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p < 0.01 - in the world of statistics, that's akin to discovering a treasure trove of correlations as rare as a unicorn in a forest of p-values!
It's said that knowledge is power, and in this case, the power to predict Freeport's stock performance might just lie in the academic accolades of educators. But before we delve deeper into the implications, let's not forget to savor the irony - after all, finding a correlation as strong as this one is as unlikely as a cat enjoying a swim, or a researcher avoiding coffee during late-night data analysis!
As we embark on this scientific escapade, fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the realms of education and finance. Who would have thought that the comings and goings of Education degrees could hold such sway over the fluctuations of a company's stock? It's a bit like finding a piece of music hidden in an equation - unexpected, but undeniably delightful.
So, buckle up and get ready - as we unfold the findings of this quirky and unforeseen connection, be prepared for a wild, entertaining ride through the maze of educational endeavors and Freeport's finances. After all, in the words of a wise researcher, "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." Sometimes, the unexpected surprises are the ones that bring joy to the journey.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data unveiled a remarkably strong correlation of 0.8758124 between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX) from 2012 to 2021. The p-value of less than 0.01 further supports the robustness of this correlation. It's as if the Education degrees were whispering stock secrets to Freeport-McMoRan – talk about an unexpected study buddy for the stock market!
In Fig. 1, our scatterplot illustrates this striking relationship, resembling a classic buddy comedy where the unlikely pair of Education degrees and stock prices steal the show with their undeniable chemistry. It's the kind of connection that makes you wonder if the market has a secret passion for education and the pursuit of knowledge. After all, who knew that the bullish nature of stock price trends could harmonize so well with the scholarly ambitions of Education degrees? It's a correlation as unexpected as encountering a "mathlete" with a passion for puns!
Our findings not only confirm the existence of this peculiar link but also raise intriguing questions about the underlying mechanisms at play. Could it be that the financial market secretly aspires to be an academic overachiever, drawing inspiration from the perseverance of those pursuing Education degrees? It's almost as if the stock market is taking notes from the diligence and dedication of students - talk about an unconventional mentorship program!
The implications of this newfound relationship extend beyond mere statistical intrigue. Our research hints at the possibility of a symbiotic relationship between the educational sector and the stock market, with each influencing and responding to the other in the most unexpected of ways. It's like the ultimate "odd couple", where the world of finance and education find themselves in a harmonious tango, surprising everyone with their elegant moves. If this quirky connection doesn't pique your interest, we don't know what "stock" will!
In conclusion, our research sheds light on the captivating interplay between Education degrees and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price, serving as a testament to the unanticipated discoveries that await those curious enough to explore the world of statistics and finance. It's a reminder that in the world of research, the most unexpected relationships can often yield the most valuable insights - much like stumbling upon a lighthearted dad joke in the midst of a serious academic discussion. After all, who said scientific research couldn't be filled with a dash of humor and amusement?


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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In bringing together the unlikeliest of pairings - Education degrees and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX) - our study uncovers a correlation as unexpected as realizing you've mistaken a beaker for a mug in the laboratory. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p < 0.01 showcases a connection as seemingly bizarre as a quantum physicist hosting a tea party for atoms. It's quite the plot twist to see the academic pursuits of future teachers influencing the trajectory of a company's stock price - it's as if knowledge decided to take a joyride through the financial market!

Our findings not only highlight the humorous side of statistics but also underscore the value of exploring unconventional relationships in the ever-entertaining world of research. The unexpected camaraderie between Education degrees and Freeport's stock price is like stumbling upon a "pun"derful surprise amidst a web of data and analysis - it's the kind of revelation that makes you appreciate the whimsy of scientific inquiry.

So, as we wrap up this unique exploration, it's clear that no more research is needed in this area. After all, who needs more data when the stock market is already taking a lesson from the School of Education? It seems that the story of Education degrees and Freeport's stock price has a "stock ending" - or shall we say, a "Bull-market" conclusion! Time to close the textbook on this unexpected pairing and perhaps ponder the next unlikely duo waiting to be discovered in the expansive realm of research. Here's to embracing the delightful randomness that makes academic endeavors all the more captivating!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Educational Endeavors and Freeport's Finances: Exploring the Relationship between Education Degrees and Freeport-McMoRan's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Speculative Educational Economics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Educational Endeavors and Freeport's Finances: Exploring the Relationship between Education Degrees and Freeport-McMoRan's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Educational Economics and Industry Relations


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Educational Endeavors and Freeport's Finances: Exploring the Relationship between Education Degrees and Freeport-McMoRan's Stock Price with an abstract of This paper delves into the quirky connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education and Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX). Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the period 2012 to 2021, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8758124 and p < 0.01, indicating a robust association between these two seemingly disparate factors. It seems that as the number of Education degrees awarded rises, Freeport's stock price also tends to climb - Coincidence? I think not!
Our findings shed light on the unexpected dance between the field of Education and the financial market, illustrating how one's passion for teaching could inadvertently influence the "stock" of a company. As the famous dad joke goes, "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems." Perhaps Freeport's stock is feeling the same sentiment due to the surprising influence of Education degrees. In conclusion, this study not only provides an amusing anecdote but also offers valuable insights into the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains. So next time you see a spike in Education degrees, keep an eye on Freeport's stock price - you might just find a correlation that's as unlikely as a bad pun!

ChatGPT:

Education degrees, Freeport-McMoRan stock price, correlation, National Center for Education Statistics, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, bachelor's degrees, financial market, stock price correlation, interconnectedness, data analysis, education and finance, stock market influence, surprising correlations

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



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Data details

Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education
Detailed data title: Bachelor's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions, in field of study: Education
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education

Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Freeport-McMoRan (FCX) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX)

Correlation r = 0.8758124 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7670473 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 76.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00089. 0.0008934214711129856000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.88 in 0.089% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,119 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.55, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education (Degrees awarded)1056561046989883891596872218513082599839528505289398
Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX) (Stock price)38.0235.1237.4423.26.613.4919.0510.0113.3527.24




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([105656,104698,98838,91596,87221,85130,82599,83952,85052,89398,])
array_2 = np.array([38.02,35.12,37.44,23.2,6.6,13.49,19.05,10.01,13.35,27.24,])
array_1_name = "Bachelor's degrees awarded in Education"
array_2_name = "Freeport-McMoRan's stock price (FCX)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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Correlation ID: 2155 · Black Variable ID: 1272 · Red Variable ID: 1709
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