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As more people became qualified to administer TLC, there was a corresponding increase in those who couldn't resist exclaiming, "You're clear for a happily ever after!" The demand for title examiners, abstractors, and searchers skyrocketed as love-stricken Arizonans sought professionals to ensure that their property titles were as secure as their romantic relationships. With a surge in nursing expertise, the state also experienced a parallel surge in the vital signs of its real estate industry. It seems that in Arizona, a healthy heart isn't the only thing that relies on a good, strong title! The correlation is crystal clear: as the number of nursing graduates rose, so did the need for title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the Grand Canyon State. Who would have thought that a passion for healthcare could have such a heartwarming impact on the world of real estate? It's a tender tale of stethoscopes and property scopes, where ensuring the wellness of both hearts and deeds has become a harmonious duet. It looks like in Arizona, a healthy dose of nursing expertise is just what the real estate doctor ordered!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a spacious, modern Arizona office bustling with activity. In one corner, a dedicated team of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers meticulously pour over documents and conduct thorough research. Their focus and determination are evident as they work diligently. In another corner of the office, a joyous ceremony unfolds as proud, newly-graduated nursing students receive their associates degrees. The room is filled with a sense of celebration and achievement, with a harmonious convergence of the worlds of healthcare and real estate coming together in this unique setting. Capture the energy and excitement of this crossroads between two fields, weaving together the elements of real estate and nursing into a single, vibrant scene. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Associates degrees awarded in Nursing, registered nurse and other and The number of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Concept art Whimsical illustration Symbolism Cyber folk A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s
ChatGPT: Cyber folk
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Associates degrees awarded in Nursing, registered nurse and other and The number of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a spacious Arizona office, we see a dedicated team of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers diligently reviewing documents and conducting thorough research. As they work, a ceremony takes place in the same space, where proud graduates in nursing receive their associates degrees. The room is filled with celebration and a sense of accomplishment, as the two worlds of healthcare and real estate come together in this moment.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cyber folk ] and depicting this scene: In a spacious Arizona office, we see a dedicated team of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers diligently reviewing documents and conducting thorough research. As they work, a ceremony takes place in the same space, where proud graduates in nursing receive their associates degrees. The room is filled with celebration and a sense of accomplishment, as the two worlds of healthcare and real estate come together in this moment. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a spacious, modern Arizona office bustling with activity. In one corner, a dedicated team of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers meticulously pour over documents and conduct thorough research. Their focus and determination are evident as they work diligently. In another corner of the office, a joyous ceremony unfolds as proud, newly-graduated nursing students receive their associates degrees. The room is filled with a sense of celebration and achievement, with a harmonious convergence of the worlds of healthcare and real estate coming together in this unique setting. Capture the energy and excitement of this crossroads between two fields, weaving together the elements of real estate and nursing into a single, vibrant scene.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in Associates degrees awarded in Nursing, registered nurse and other positively influenced The number of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. Make it feel plausible.
AI academic paper
Probing the Nexus Between Nursing Associate Degrees and the Numbers Game of Title Examiners, Abstractors, and Searchers in the Grand Canyon State: A Statistical Analysis The Journal of Desert State Nursing and Title Research Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Nursing, registered nurse and other and The number of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.
Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 and p < 0.01 for 2011 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Probing the Nexus Between Nursing Associate Degrees and the Numbers Game of Title Examiners, Abstractors, and Searchers in the Grand Canyon State: A Statistical Analysis"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the enigmatic relationship between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the fluctuating numbers of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the state of Arizona. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a thorough investigation was undertaken to unravel this cryptic connection. Our meticulous analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2011 to 2021. The implications of these findings add a dash of intrigue to the statistical landscape, prompting further exploration into the intertwined destinies of nursing education and the labyrinthine world of title examination.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Nursing, registered nurse and other and The number of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Probing the Nexus Between Nursing Associate Degrees and the Numbers Game of Title Examiners, Abstractors, and Searchers in the Grand Canyon State: A Statistical Analysis"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the enigmatic relationship between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the fluctuating numbers of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the state of Arizona. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a thorough investigation was undertaken to unravel this cryptic connection. Our meticulous analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2011 to 2021. The implications of these findings add a dash of intrigue to the statistical landscape, prompting further exploration into the intertwined destinies of nursing education and the labyrinthine world of title examination.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The multifaceted tapestry of the labor market in the Grand Canyon State is an intriguing domain, ripe for exploration. In this study, we embark on a statistical odyssey to unravel the mysterious relationship between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the dynamic ebb and flow of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. While the correlation between these seemingly disparate variables may be as perplexing as deciphering hieroglyphics, our pursuit is guided by the beacon of statistical rigor.
As we delve into this enigmatic nexus, it's important to acknowledge the significance of leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics. These sources provide the raw material for our analytical crucible, allowing us to distill the essence of this relationship with precision akin to an alchemist transmuting base metals into gold. Poring over the numerical tapestry, we are standing not only at the crossroads of nursing education and the labyrinthine world of title examination but also at the intersection of empirical inquiry and statistical sorcery.
The intricate dance of numbers and professional trajectories is a symphony waiting to be orchestrated and dissected. Our aim is to tune into the statistical frequencies, allowing the melodies of data to crescendo into a symphonic revelation. While some may view statistics as dry as the desert sands of Arizona, we see the potential for statistical analysis to be as lively and captivating as a flourishing oasis.
In this paper, we will present our meticulous analysis, which unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2011 to 2021. These findings, akin to uncovering hidden treasure in a statistical labyrinth, serve as a testament to the symbiotic relationship between nursing education and the domain of title examination.
As we embark on this statistical escapade, we invite the reader to join us on a quest that promises to unveil the cryptic connection between nursing associate degrees and the numbers game of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the Grand Canyon State. Our journey through the statistical landscape will not only shed light on this intricate relationship but also inject a sense of adventure into the often-staid world of statistical inquiry. So, buckle up and prepare for a statistical expedition as we venture into uncharted territories of numerical exploration.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Nursing, registered nurse and other and The number of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Probing the Nexus Between Nursing Associate Degrees and the Numbers Game of Title Examiners, Abstractors, and Searchers in the Grand Canyon State: A Statistical Analysis"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the enigmatic relationship between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the fluctuating numbers of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the state of Arizona. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a thorough investigation was undertaken to unravel this cryptic connection. Our meticulous analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2011 to 2021. The implications of these findings add a dash of intrigue to the statistical landscape, prompting further exploration into the intertwined destinies of nursing education and the labyrinthine world of title examination.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The multifaceted tapestry of the labor market in the Grand Canyon State is an intriguing domain, ripe for exploration. In this study, we embark on a statistical odyssey to unravel the mysterious relationship between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the dynamic ebb and flow of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. While the correlation between these seemingly disparate variables may be as perplexing as deciphering hieroglyphics, our pursuit is guided by the beacon of statistical rigor.
As we delve into this enigmatic nexus, it's important to acknowledge the significance of leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics. These sources provide the raw material for our analytical crucible, allowing us to distill the essence of this relationship with precision akin to an alchemist transmuting base metals into gold. Poring over the numerical tapestry, we are standing not only at the crossroads of nursing education and the labyrinthine world of title examination but also at the intersection of empirical inquiry and statistical sorcery.
The intricate dance of numbers and professional trajectories is a symphony waiting to be orchestrated and dissected. Our aim is to tune into the statistical frequencies, allowing the melodies of data to crescendo into a symphonic revelation. While some may view statistics as dry as the desert sands of Arizona, we see the potential for statistical analysis to be as lively and captivating as a flourishing oasis.
In this paper, we will present our meticulous analysis, which unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2011 to 2021. These findings, akin to uncovering hidden treasure in a statistical labyrinth, serve as a testament to the symbiotic relationship between nursing education and the domain of title examination.
As we embark on this statistical escapade, we invite the reader to join us on a quest that promises to unveil the cryptic connection between nursing associate degrees and the numbers game of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the Grand Canyon State. Our journey through the statistical landscape will not only shed light on this intricate relationship but also inject a sense of adventure into the often-staid world of statistical inquiry. So, buckle up and prepare for a statistical expedition as we venture into uncharted territories of numerical exploration.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Numerous studies have probed into the intricate web of professional education and its impact on the labor market, but few have dared to venture into the enigmatic nexus between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the perplexing gyrations of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the state of Arizona. Smith et al. in their seminal work demonstrated the undeniable impact of nursing education on the healthcare workforce, while Doe's analysis shed light on the evolving landscape of title examination occupations. However, the synthesis of these two seemingly disparate realms has remained an uncharted statistical territory.
In "Book," the authors find that the demand for nursing professionals is on the rise, resulting in a parallel surge in the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing across academic institutions. This trend, akin to a wave of optimism sweeping through the healthcare landscape, has caught the attention of statisticians and researchers alike. Concurrently, "Another Book" highlights the intricate world of title examination, abstracting, and searching, underscoring the nuanced skill set required for these professions. The intersection of these two domains forms the crux of our investigation, prompting us to delve deep into the statistical undercurrents that govern their interplay.
Pivoting from the concrete to the speculative, "Fictional Book 1" offers a whimsical take on the mysterious connection between nursing education and the labyrinthine world of title examination. Through the lens of fiction, the narrative explores the possibility of an alternate universe where title examiners and nurses engage in a cosmic dance of professional destinies. This flight of fancy serves as a poignant reminder of the boundless potential for imagination within the confines of statistical inquiry.
As we traverse the literary expanse, "Fictional Book 2" delivers a thrilling account of numerical exploration and adventure, where the protagonists, armed with nothing but their wits and statistical acumen, embark on a quest to unravel the cryptic connection between nursing associate degrees and the numbers game of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers. While the events depicted in this work may be purely fictional, they mirror the spirit of our own statistical expedition, injecting a sense of whimsy into the otherwise austere landscape of academic research.
Drawing inspiration beyond the written word, "Board Game 1" and "Board Game 2" offer intriguing parallels to our statistical odyssey. In the realm of board games, players navigate complex systems and strategic interactions, much like the intricate dance of variables and relationships within our research domain. The playful dynamics of these games offer a fresh perspective on the nuanced interplay between nursing education and the domain of title examination, inviting us to approach our analysis with a sense of playfulness and creativity.
In this literature review, we have set the stage for our exploration of the elusive link between nursing associate degrees and the numerical tapestry of title examination occupations. As we journey through the diverse literary and ludic landscapes, our aim is to infuse our statistical inquiry with the vitality and curiosity that fuels the spirit of academic research.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Nursing, registered nurse and other and The number of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2011 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Probing the Nexus Between Nursing Associate Degrees and the Numbers Game of Title Examiners, Abstractors, and Searchers in the Grand Canyon State: A Statistical Analysis"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the enigmatic relationship between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the fluctuating numbers of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the state of Arizona. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a thorough investigation was undertaken to unravel this cryptic connection. Our meticulous analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2011 to 2021. The implications of these findings add a dash of intrigue to the statistical landscape, prompting further exploration into the intertwined destinies of nursing education and the labyrinthine world of title examination.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The multifaceted tapestry of the labor market in the Grand Canyon State is an intriguing domain, ripe for exploration. In this study, we embark on a statistical odyssey to unravel the mysterious relationship between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the dynamic ebb and flow of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. While the correlation between these seemingly disparate variables may be as perplexing as deciphering hieroglyphics, our pursuit is guided by the beacon of statistical rigor.
As we delve into this enigmatic nexus, it's important to acknowledge the significance of leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics. These sources provide the raw material for our analytical crucible, allowing us to distill the essence of this relationship with precision akin to an alchemist transmuting base metals into gold. Poring over the numerical tapestry, we are standing not only at the crossroads of nursing education and the labyrinthine world of title examination but also at the intersection of empirical inquiry and statistical sorcery.
The intricate dance of numbers and professional trajectories is a symphony waiting to be orchestrated and dissected. Our aim is to tune into the statistical frequencies, allowing the melodies of data to crescendo into a symphonic revelation. While some may view statistics as dry as the desert sands of Arizona, we see the potential for statistical analysis to be as lively and captivating as a flourishing oasis.
In this paper, we will present our meticulous analysis, which unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2011 to 2021. These findings, akin to uncovering hidden treasure in a statistical labyrinth, serve as a testament to the symbiotic relationship between nursing education and the domain of title examination.
As we embark on this statistical escapade, we invite the reader to join us on a quest that promises to unveil the cryptic connection between nursing associate degrees and the numbers game of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the Grand Canyon State. Our journey through the statistical landscape will not only shed light on this intricate relationship but also inject a sense of adventure into the often-staid world of statistical inquiry. So, buckle up and prepare for a statistical expedition as we venture into uncharted territories of numerical exploration.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Data Collection:
The data for this study was gathered from the National Center for Education Statistics (NCES) and the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS). Our research team embarked on a daring expedition through the labyrinthine expanse of internet repositories, braving the treacherous currents of data streams to unearth the elusive nuggets of information on Associates degrees awarded in Nursing and the cadre of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. Our data archaeologists excavated datasets spanning the years 2011 to 2021, leaving no hyperlink unclicked and no spreadsheet unscoured.
Variable Selection:
The key variables under investigation for this study were the number of Associates degrees awarded in Nursing and the count of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. These variables were chosen with the precision of a skilled archer aiming for the statistical bullseye, encapsulating the intersection of healthcare education and the intricate domain of title examination. The selection of these variables, much like assembling the perfect ensemble for a statistical ball, was guided by a keen sense of theoretical relevance and empirical intrigue.
Statistical Analysis:
Our statistical analysis resembled a grand performance at the statistical theater, featuring a symphony of methods choreographed to reveal the hidden patterns within the data. The correlation coefficient between Associates degrees in Nursing and the number of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona was computed with the grace of a mathematical maestro, revealing a coefficient of 0.7438499. This statistical waltz illuminated the strength and direction of the relationship between these variables, akin to the graceful motion of celestial bodies in an empirical ballet.
Furthermore, a rigorous inferential analysis was conducted to assess the significance of this relationship. The p-value, a metric of cosmic importance in the statistical cosmos, dazzled us with its magnitude of less than 0.01, signaling a celestial alignment of statistical significance. This finding, akin to unearthing a statistical treasure chest in the data desert, served as a testament to the tangible connection between the conferral of nursing degrees and the enigmatic world of title examination in Arizona.
Limitations:
While our statistical odyssey brought forth compelling findings, it is essential to acknowledge the limitations of our study. The reliance on secondary data sources, much like using GPS coordinates to navigate through statistical terrain, may introduce potential biases and measurement errors. Additionally, the scope of our investigation was confined to a specific timeframe and geographic region, leaving the broader statistical galaxy of nursing education and title examination beyond our immediate purview.
Conclusion:
In conclusion, our research journey culminated in an empirical tapestry that unveiled the intricate alliance between Associates degrees in Nursing and the enthralling realm of title examination in Arizona. The statistical symphony orchestrated by our analysis resonates with the promise of further explorations, beckoning future researchers to unravel the statistical mysteries that permeate the fabric of labor market dynamics. As we hoist our statistical flags high, we invite fellow explorers to join us in decoding the statistical enigma that connects the corridors of nursing education with the intricate pathways of title examination in the Grand Canyon State.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Nursing, registered nurse and other and The number of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .
For the time period 2011 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.7438499, r-squared of 0.5533126, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Probing the Nexus Between Nursing Associate Degrees and the Numbers Game of Title Examiners, Abstractors, and Searchers in the Grand Canyon State: A Statistical Analysis"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the enigmatic relationship between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the fluctuating numbers of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the state of Arizona. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a thorough investigation was undertaken to unravel this cryptic connection. Our meticulous analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2011 to 2021. The implications of these findings add a dash of intrigue to the statistical landscape, prompting further exploration into the intertwined destinies of nursing education and the labyrinthine world of title examination.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The multifaceted tapestry of the labor market in the Grand Canyon State is an intriguing domain, ripe for exploration. In this study, we embark on a statistical odyssey to unravel the mysterious relationship between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the dynamic ebb and flow of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. While the correlation between these seemingly disparate variables may be as perplexing as deciphering hieroglyphics, our pursuit is guided by the beacon of statistical rigor.
As we delve into this enigmatic nexus, it's important to acknowledge the significance of leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics. These sources provide the raw material for our analytical crucible, allowing us to distill the essence of this relationship with precision akin to an alchemist transmuting base metals into gold. Poring over the numerical tapestry, we are standing not only at the crossroads of nursing education and the labyrinthine world of title examination but also at the intersection of empirical inquiry and statistical sorcery.
The intricate dance of numbers and professional trajectories is a symphony waiting to be orchestrated and dissected. Our aim is to tune into the statistical frequencies, allowing the melodies of data to crescendo into a symphonic revelation. While some may view statistics as dry as the desert sands of Arizona, we see the potential for statistical analysis to be as lively and captivating as a flourishing oasis.
In this paper, we will present our meticulous analysis, which unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2011 to 2021. These findings, akin to uncovering hidden treasure in a statistical labyrinth, serve as a testament to the symbiotic relationship between nursing education and the domain of title examination.
As we embark on this statistical escapade, we invite the reader to join us on a quest that promises to unveil the cryptic connection between nursing associate degrees and the numbers game of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the Grand Canyon State. Our journey through the statistical landscape will not only shed light on this intricate relationship but also inject a sense of adventure into the often-staid world of statistical inquiry. So, buckle up and prepare for a statistical expedition as we venture into uncharted territories of numerical exploration.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis uncovered a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the population of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the state of Arizona. This indicates a strong positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables, akin to the pleasant surprise of finding a blooming cactus in the barren desert of statistical associations. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.5533126 suggests that approximately 55.3% of the variability in the numbers of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers can be attributed to the variations in the conferral of nursing associate degrees. It's as if the fluctuations in the numbers game are inextricably linked with the rise and fall of nursing education, much like the dance of the desert winds shaping the majestic sand dunes.
The p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to assert that this correlation is not a mere mirage in the statistical desert, but a concrete phenomenon deserving of our attention. The probability of observing such a strong relationship by mere chance is less probable than encountering a saguaro cactus in a cornfield. These results offer a captivating glimpse into the interconnected fate of nursing education and the intricate realm of title examination, akin to stumbling upon a hidden gemstone in the labyrinthine maze of statistical relationships.
Furthermore, the scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually portrays the robust correlation observed between these variables. The data points form a pattern reminiscent of the constellations in the night sky, where the shining stars of nursing associate degrees align with the twinkling lights of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers, illustrating a celestial bond in the statistical universe.
In summary, our findings illuminate a compelling correlation between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the numbers game of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. This discovery, akin to uncovering a hidden oasis in the statistical landscape, invites further exploration and contemplation of the intricate relationships that underpin the labor market dynamics in the Grand Canyon State.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Nursing, registered nurse and other and The number of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Probing the Nexus Between Nursing Associate Degrees and the Numbers Game of Title Examiners, Abstractors, and Searchers in the Grand Canyon State: A Statistical Analysis"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the enigmatic relationship between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the fluctuating numbers of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the state of Arizona. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a thorough investigation was undertaken to unravel this cryptic connection. Our meticulous analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2011 to 2021. The implications of these findings add a dash of intrigue to the statistical landscape, prompting further exploration into the intertwined destinies of nursing education and the labyrinthine world of title examination.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Numerous studies have probed into the intricate web of professional education and its impact on the labor market, but few have dared to venture into the enigmatic nexus between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the perplexing gyrations of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the state of Arizona. Smith et al. in their seminal work demonstrated the undeniable impact of nursing education on the healthcare workforce, while Doe's analysis shed light on the evolving landscape of title examination occupations. However, the synthesis of these two seemingly disparate realms has remained an uncharted statistical territory.
In "Book," the authors find that the demand for nursing professionals is on the rise, resulting in a parallel surge in the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing across academic institutions. This trend, akin to a wave of optimism sweeping through the healthcare landscape, has caught the attention of statisticians and researchers alike. Concurrently, "Another Book" highlights the intricate world of title examination, abstracting, and searching, underscoring the nuanced skill set required for these professions. The intersection of these two domains forms the crux of our investigation, prompting us to delve deep into the statistical undercurrents that govern their interplay.
Pivoting from the concrete to the speculative, "Fictional Book 1" offers a whimsical take on the mysterious connection between nursing education and the labyrinthine world of title examination. Through the lens of fiction, the narrative explores the possibility of an alternate universe where title examiners and nurses engage in a cosmic dance of professional destinies. This flight of fancy serves as a poignant reminder of the boundless potential for imagination within the confines of statistical inquiry.
As we traverse the literary expanse, "Fictional Book 2" delivers a thrilling account of numerical exploration and adventure, where the protagonists, armed with nothing but their wits and statistical acumen, embark on a quest to unravel the cryptic connection between nursing associate degrees and the numbers game of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers. While the events depicted in this work may be purely fictional, they mirror the spirit of our own statistical expedition, injecting a sense of whimsy into the otherwise austere landscape of academic research.
Drawing inspiration beyond the written word, "Board Game 1" and "Board Game 2" offer intriguing parallels to our statistical odyssey. In the realm of board games, players navigate complex systems and strategic interactions, much like the intricate dance of variables and relationships within our research domain. The playful dynamics of these games offer a fresh perspective on the nuanced interplay between nursing education and the domain of title examination, inviting us to approach our analysis with a sense of playfulness and creativity.
In this literature review, we have set the stage for our exploration of the elusive link between nursing associate degrees and the numerical tapestry of title examination occupations. As we journey through the diverse literary and ludic landscapes, our aim is to infuse our statistical inquiry with the vitality and curiosity that fuels the spirit of academic research.
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis uncovered a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the population of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the state of Arizona. This indicates a strong positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables, akin to the pleasant surprise of finding a blooming cactus in the barren desert of statistical associations. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.5533126 suggests that approximately 55.3% of the variability in the numbers of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers can be attributed to the variations in the conferral of nursing associate degrees. It's as if the fluctuations in the numbers game are inextricably linked with the rise and fall of nursing education, much like the dance of the desert winds shaping the majestic sand dunes.
The p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to assert that this correlation is not a mere mirage in the statistical desert, but a concrete phenomenon deserving of our attention. The probability of observing such a strong relationship by mere chance is less probable than encountering a saguaro cactus in a cornfield. These results offer a captivating glimpse into the interconnected fate of nursing education and the intricate realm of title examination, akin to stumbling upon a hidden gemstone in the labyrinthine maze of statistical relationships.
Furthermore, the scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually portrays the robust correlation observed between these variables. The data points form a pattern reminiscent of the constellations in the night sky, where the shining stars of nursing associate degrees align with the twinkling lights of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers, illustrating a celestial bond in the statistical universe.
In summary, our findings illuminate a compelling correlation between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the numbers game of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. This discovery, akin to uncovering a hidden oasis in the statistical landscape, invites further exploration and contemplation of the intricate relationships that underpin the labor market dynamics in the Grand Canyon State.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
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The results of our investigation have culminated in a fascinating revelation - the discovery of a robust correlation between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the population of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the state of Arizona. This enigmatic relationship, akin to a surprising fusion of cactus and corn in a statistical cornfield, aligns with the prior research that hinted at the intertwined destinies of nursing education and the labyrinthine world of title examination.
Our findings provide empirical support for the theoretical musings presented in "Fictional Book 1", where a whimsical narrative envisaged an alternate universe where nurses and title examiners engage in a cosmic dance of professional destinies. While this work may have been positioned within the realm of fiction, it offered a prescient insight into the tangible connection we have uncovered, emphasizing the potential for imaginative exploration within the bounds of statistical inquiry. Our statistical odyssey, reminiscent of the adventurous spirit depicted in "Fictional Book 2", has led us to unmask the hidden patterns in the numerical tapestry of nursing education and title examination, all while infusing a sense of whimsy into the otherwise austere landscape of academic research.
The analysis also accords with the insights derived from "Board Game 1" and "Board Game 2", where the playful dynamics of strategic interactions in board games offered parallels to the nuanced interplay between nursing education and title examination. This infusion of playfulness and creativity has enriched our statistical inquiry, underscoring the vitality and curiosity that fuels the spirit of academic research.
In essence, these findings have cracked open a metaphorical piñata of statistical interconnections, yielding compelling evidence for the salient relationship between the conferral of nursing associate degrees and the numerical tapestry of title examination occupations. Our statistical landscape, akin to a labyrinthine maze, has revealed a hidden gemstone in the form of this correlation, urging further contemplation and exploration of the intricate relationships that underpin the labor market dynamics in the Grand Canyon State. This discovery is a testament to the serendipitous nature of statistical inquiry, where unexpected connections emerge from disparate realms, contributing to the ever-evolving mosaic of academic knowledge.
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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Nursing, registered nurse and other and The number of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Probing the Nexus Between Nursing Associate Degrees and the Numbers Game of Title Examiners, Abstractors, and Searchers in the Grand Canyon State: A Statistical Analysis"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the enigmatic relationship between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the fluctuating numbers of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the state of Arizona. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a thorough investigation was undertaken to unravel this cryptic connection. Our meticulous analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2011 to 2021. The implications of these findings add a dash of intrigue to the statistical landscape, prompting further exploration into the intertwined destinies of nursing education and the labyrinthine world of title examination.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The multifaceted tapestry of the labor market in the Grand Canyon State is an intriguing domain, ripe for exploration. In this study, we embark on a statistical odyssey to unravel the mysterious relationship between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the dynamic ebb and flow of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. While the correlation between these seemingly disparate variables may be as perplexing as deciphering hieroglyphics, our pursuit is guided by the beacon of statistical rigor.
As we delve into this enigmatic nexus, it's important to acknowledge the significance of leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics. These sources provide the raw material for our analytical crucible, allowing us to distill the essence of this relationship with precision akin to an alchemist transmuting base metals into gold. Poring over the numerical tapestry, we are standing not only at the crossroads of nursing education and the labyrinthine world of title examination but also at the intersection of empirical inquiry and statistical sorcery.
The intricate dance of numbers and professional trajectories is a symphony waiting to be orchestrated and dissected. Our aim is to tune into the statistical frequencies, allowing the melodies of data to crescendo into a symphonic revelation. While some may view statistics as dry as the desert sands of Arizona, we see the potential for statistical analysis to be as lively and captivating as a flourishing oasis.
In this paper, we will present our meticulous analysis, which unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2011 to 2021. These findings, akin to uncovering hidden treasure in a statistical labyrinth, serve as a testament to the symbiotic relationship between nursing education and the domain of title examination.
As we embark on this statistical escapade, we invite the reader to join us on a quest that promises to unveil the cryptic connection between nursing associate degrees and the numbers game of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the Grand Canyon State. Our journey through the statistical landscape will not only shed light on this intricate relationship but also inject a sense of adventure into the often-staid world of statistical inquiry. So, buckle up and prepare for a statistical expedition as we venture into uncharted territories of numerical exploration.
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis uncovered a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the population of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the state of Arizona. This indicates a strong positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables, akin to the pleasant surprise of finding a blooming cactus in the barren desert of statistical associations. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.5533126 suggests that approximately 55.3% of the variability in the numbers of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers can be attributed to the variations in the conferral of nursing associate degrees. It's as if the fluctuations in the numbers game are inextricably linked with the rise and fall of nursing education, much like the dance of the desert winds shaping the majestic sand dunes.
The p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to assert that this correlation is not a mere mirage in the statistical desert, but a concrete phenomenon deserving of our attention. The probability of observing such a strong relationship by mere chance is less probable than encountering a saguaro cactus in a cornfield. These results offer a captivating glimpse into the interconnected fate of nursing education and the intricate realm of title examination, akin to stumbling upon a hidden gemstone in the labyrinthine maze of statistical relationships.
Furthermore, the scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually portrays the robust correlation observed between these variables. The data points form a pattern reminiscent of the constellations in the night sky, where the shining stars of nursing associate degrees align with the twinkling lights of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers, illustrating a celestial bond in the statistical universe.
In summary, our findings illuminate a compelling correlation between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the numbers game of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona. This discovery, akin to uncovering a hidden oasis in the statistical landscape, invites further exploration and contemplation of the intricate relationships that underpin the labor market dynamics in the Grand Canyon State.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
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[[CONCLUSION]]
The results of this study have unfolded like a captivating novel, revealing the intertwined destinies of nursing education and the realm of title examination in Arizona. Our data-driven odyssey has illuminated a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7438499, akin to stumbling upon a hidden treasure trove in the statistical desert. The strength of this relationship is as pronounced as the echo of a coyote's howl in the night, leaving little room for skepticism. Furthermore, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.5533126 evokes the image of a saguaro cactus standing tall amidst the variability of the labor market, anchoring the fluctuations in the numbers game to the conferral of nursing associate degrees with steadfast determination.
The statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 stands as concrete evidence, firmer than the parched earth beneath our feet, supporting the notion that this correlation is not a mere mirage – it is a substantive finding, deserving of attention. The scatterplot visually encapsulates this compelling relationship, resembling the alignment of stars in the night sky. This connection is not merely statistically significant; it is a constellation of causality, where the celestial bodies of nursing associate degrees guide the path of the title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in a harmonious dance of labor market dynamics.
As we reflect on the implications of our findings, the conclusion is as clear as the azure skies of Arizona – there is a symbiotic relationship between nursing education and the numbers game of title examination in the Grand Canyon State. The statistical sorcery that unraveled this enigmatic nexus has brought forth a revelation adorned with statistical gemstones, enriching the fabric of our understanding of labor market dynamics.
In light of these findings, it is evident that no further inquiry is needed into this area of study. The correlation stands as solid as the rocky formations of the Grand Canyon, inviting further contemplation and theoretical scrutiny from the scientific community.
It is safe to say that this statistical odyssey has unraveled the mystery and led us to the heart of the connection between nursing associate degrees and the labyrinthine world of title examination in Arizona. Further inquiry will only be akin to flogging a deceased equine - unnecessary and potentially harmful to both equine and investigator.
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System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Probing the Nexus Between Nursing Associate Degrees and the Numbers Game of Title Examiners, Abstractors, and Searchers in the Grand Canyon State: A Statistical Analysis. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
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The Journal of Desert State Nursing and Title Research
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The Society for Surveying the Statistically Quirky Associations of Nursing and Land Use (SSSQLNLU)
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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Probing the Nexus Between Nursing Associate Degrees and the Numbers Game of Title Examiners, Abstractors, and Searchers in the Grand Canyon State: A Statistical Analysis with an abstract of This research paper delves into the enigmatic relationship between the conferral of Associates degrees in Nursing and the fluctuating numbers of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in the state of Arizona. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a thorough investigation was undertaken to unravel this cryptic connection. Our meticulous analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.7438499 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2011 to 2021. The implications of these findings add a dash of intrigue to the statistical landscape, prompting further exploration into the intertwined destinies of nursing education and the labyrinthine world of title examination.
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nursing associate degrees, title examiners, abstractors, searchers, statistical analysis, National Center for Education Statistics, Bureau of Labor Statistics, correlation coefficient, p-value, Arizona, nursing education, title examination
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Data details
Associates degrees awarded in NursingDetailed data title: Associate's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions with a field of study of Nursing, registered nurse and other
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Associates degrees awarded in Nursing
The number of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.5533126 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 55.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Associates degrees awarded in Nursing) over the 11 years from 2011 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0087. 0.0086752029113462020000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.74 in 0.87% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 115 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.26, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
Associates degrees awarded in Nursing (Degrees awarded) | 83021 | 84567 | 86377 | 86378 | 82904 | 78518 | 77051 | 77658 | 81070 | 82860 | 84117 |
The number of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona (Laborers) | 950 | 1110 | 1400 | 1320 | 940 | 770 | 960 | 840 | 1010 | 1350 | 1530 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([83021,84567,86377,86378,82904,78518,77051,77658,81070,82860,84117,])
array_2 = np.array([950,1110,1400,1320,940,770,960,840,1010,1350,1530,])
array_1_name = "Associates degrees awarded in Nursing"
array_2_name = "The number of title examiners, abstractors, and searchers in Arizona"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 2136 · Black Variable ID: 1235 · Red Variable ID: 4906