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As people drank less milk, their lactose intolerance decreased, leading to less discomfort and improved moods. This resulted in would-be burglars feeling less irritable and therefore less likely to engage in criminal behavior. Who knew that the key to reducing crime in Idaho was udderly connected to milk consumption?Model: dalle-3
Prompt: "Generate an image in the style of Cyberpunk that depicts a cozy Idaho kitchen scene. In the foreground, a family is seated around a wooden table, enjoying breakfast and drinking glasses of milk. Through the window behind them, a silhouette of a burglar is visible, attempting to break into a nearby house. The lighting should evoke a moody and futuristic atmosphere, with high-tech elements subtly integrated into the kitchen setting." The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Milk consumption and Burglaries in Idaho. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Art nouveau Steampunk Voxel art Cyber folk Cyberpunk
ChatGPT: Cyberpunk
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Milk consumption and Burglaries in Idaho together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a cozy Idaho kitchen, a family sits around the table enjoying a glass of milk with their breakfast. Through the window, a silhouette of a burglar can be seen trying to break into a nearby house.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cyberpunk ] and depicting this scene: In a cozy Idaho kitchen, a family sits around the table enjoying a glass of milk with their breakfast. Through the window, a silhouette of a burglar can be seen trying to break into a nearby house. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: "Generate an image in the style of Cyberpunk that depicts a cozy Idaho kitchen scene. In the foreground, a family is seated around a wooden table, enjoying breakfast and drinking glasses of milk. Through the window behind them, a silhouette of a burglar is visible, attempting to break into a nearby house. The lighting should evoke a moody and futuristic atmosphere, with high-tech elements subtly integrated into the kitchen setting."
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Milk consumption caused Burglaries in Idaho to decrease. Make it feel plausible.
AI academic paper
Got Milk? A Lactose Criminal Connection in Idaho The Dairy Detective: Journal of Bovine Forensics Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Burglaries in Idaho. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title seem clever.
Your research team used data from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9656992 and p < 0.01 for 1990 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Got Milk? A Lactose Criminal Connection in Idaho
[[ABSTRACT]]
This udderly fascinating study delves into the relationship between milk consumption and burglaries in the picturesque state of Idaho. Our research team, milking every possible resource, utilized data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to uncover whether there is any credence to the age-old suspicion that drinking milk could be related to an increase in burglaries. Using meticulous statistical analysis, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9656992 and p < 0.01 for the years 1990 to 2021, leading us to ponder, "Could dairy actually be the root cause of moovelous mischief in Idaho?" Our findings not only shed light on this bovine mystery, but also highlight the need for further investigation into the curiously creamy connection between dairy consumption and criminal behavior.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Burglaries in Idaho. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Got Milk? A Lactose Criminal Connection in Idaho
[[ABSTRACT]]
This udderly fascinating study delves into the relationship between milk consumption and burglaries in the picturesque state of Idaho. Our research team, milking every possible resource, utilized data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to uncover whether there is any credence to the age-old suspicion that drinking milk could be related to an increase in burglaries. Using meticulous statistical analysis, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9656992 and p < 0.01 for the years 1990 to 2021, leading us to ponder, "Could dairy actually be the root cause of moovelous mischief in Idaho?" Our findings not only shed light on this bovine mystery, but also highlight the need for further investigation into the curiously creamy connection between dairy consumption and criminal behavior.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Milk: the creamy elixir beloved by many, but could there be a darker, more nefarious side to this seemingly innocuous beverage? In the land of spud fields and scenic vistas, a curious question emerges - could there be a connection between milk consumption and burglaries in Idaho? This question, though seemingly humorous at first glance, has led to a fascinating exploration at the intersection of dairy and crime.
The relationship between diet and behavior has long been a subject of interest, but the premise of our study may seem utterly absurd. However, as we delve into the data, we must not cry over this spilt milk of a hypothesis, but rather embrace it as an opportunity for empirical inquiry. With the proliferation of quirky research topics in academia, one might even say our study is 'moo-ving' the boundaries of conventional research.
The state of Idaho, known for its bountiful potato harvests and picturesque landscapes, may not immediately come to mind as the epicenter of dairy-related mischief. Nevertheless, our data-driven investigation aims to unearth any potential correlations between the consumption of this calcium-rich liquid and incidences of burglary. Such a topic is not only teeming with intrigue but also holds practical implications for public health and safety in the Gem State.
By harnessing the power of statistical analysis and utilizing comprehensive datasets, we endeavor to shed light on the potential link between udderly delectable dairy products and criminal tendencies. Our findings may challenge the conventional wisdom surrounding milk and its purported wholesome virtues, spurring further discourse and, perhaps, a few raised eyebrows.
In this paper, we present our findings from an exhaustive examination of milk consumption and burglary rates in Idaho, aiming to decipher whether there is a genuine lactose criminal connection that defies mere coincidence. With this study, we aim to milk every possible avenue of investigation to enrich the scholarly community's understanding of the intricate relationship between dietary habits and unlawful activities. So, let us embark on this journey of discovery and unravel the peculiar, yet utterly captivating, mystery of Milk and its potential affiliations with mischievous capers in the gem state.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Burglaries in Idaho. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Got Milk? A Lactose Criminal Connection in Idaho
[[ABSTRACT]]
This udderly fascinating study delves into the relationship between milk consumption and burglaries in the picturesque state of Idaho. Our research team, milking every possible resource, utilized data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to uncover whether there is any credence to the age-old suspicion that drinking milk could be related to an increase in burglaries. Using meticulous statistical analysis, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9656992 and p < 0.01 for the years 1990 to 2021, leading us to ponder, "Could dairy actually be the root cause of moovelous mischief in Idaho?" Our findings not only shed light on this bovine mystery, but also highlight the need for further investigation into the curiously creamy connection between dairy consumption and criminal behavior.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Milk: the creamy elixir beloved by many, but could there be a darker, more nefarious side to this seemingly innocuous beverage? In the land of spud fields and scenic vistas, a curious question emerges - could there be a connection between milk consumption and burglaries in Idaho? This question, though seemingly humorous at first glance, has led to a fascinating exploration at the intersection of dairy and crime.
The relationship between diet and behavior has long been a subject of interest, but the premise of our study may seem utterly absurd. However, as we delve into the data, we must not cry over this spilt milk of a hypothesis, but rather embrace it as an opportunity for empirical inquiry. With the proliferation of quirky research topics in academia, one might even say our study is 'moo-ving' the boundaries of conventional research.
The state of Idaho, known for its bountiful potato harvests and picturesque landscapes, may not immediately come to mind as the epicenter of dairy-related mischief. Nevertheless, our data-driven investigation aims to unearth any potential correlations between the consumption of this calcium-rich liquid and incidences of burglary. Such a topic is not only teeming with intrigue but also holds practical implications for public health and safety in the Gem State.
By harnessing the power of statistical analysis and utilizing comprehensive datasets, we endeavor to shed light on the potential link between udderly delectable dairy products and criminal tendencies. Our findings may challenge the conventional wisdom surrounding milk and its purported wholesome virtues, spurring further discourse and, perhaps, a few raised eyebrows.
In this paper, we present our findings from an exhaustive examination of milk consumption and burglary rates in Idaho, aiming to decipher whether there is a genuine lactose criminal connection that defies mere coincidence. With this study, we aim to milk every possible avenue of investigation to enrich the scholarly community's understanding of the intricate relationship between dietary habits and unlawful activities. So, let us embark on this journey of discovery and unravel the peculiar, yet utterly captivating, mystery of Milk and its potential affiliations with mischievous capers in the gem state.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The intersection of dairy consumption and criminal behavior is an area that has long been overlooked in academic circles. However, recent studies have begun to udderly captivate the attention of researchers, shedding light on potential connections between milk consumption and deviant activities. Smith (2015) found a positive association between calcium-rich dairy products and increased risk-taking behavior, while Doe (2017) highlighted the potential role of lactose intolerance in exacerbating antisocial tendencies. These initial investigations paved the whey for our own exploration into the peculiar relationship between milk consumption and burglaries in Idaho.
In "Milk and Crime: An Udderly Puzzling Connection," the authors delve into the potential influence of lactose on criminal behavior, presenting evidence that points to a correlation between dairy intake and impulsive decision-making. However, as we dig deeper into the literature, we find ourselves compelled to consider unconventional sources that may offer additional insight into our curious inquiry.
Turning to non-fiction works, such as "The Big Idaho Potato Recipe Book" and "Farming the Gem State: A History of Idaho Agriculture," we seek to uncover any historical precedents or cultural underpinnings that could elucidate the dairy-criminal nexus. Additionally, exploring the nutritional implications of dairy consumption in "Nutrition and Public Health: The Role of Calcium" adds a layer of complexity to our investigation, as we incorporate multidisciplinary perspectives in our quest for revelatory findings.
Venturing into the realm of fiction, we encounter novels such as "The Curious Case of the Missing Cheese" and "The Secret Life of Cows," which, though whimsical in nature, inspire us to approach our research with a sense of imagination and curiosity. The tales of clandestine dairy heists and enigmatic cow personalities serve as a reminder that uncovering the truth often requires a willingness to embrace the unconventional.
In a surprising twist, we also draw inspiration from popular children's shows and cartoons, including "Cowabunga: The Adventures of Dairy Dave" and "Milk-mania Madness." As we immerse ourselves in these lighthearted narratives, we are reminded of the importance of maintaining a sense of humor and creativity in our pursuit of knowledge. After all, who's to say that the whimsical antics of animated cows and milk enthusiasts cannot offer valuable perspectives on our serious scholarly endeavor?
In synthesizing these diverse literary influences, we acknowledge the inherent complexity of our research question and the need to approach it from multiple angles. As we embark on this bovine-inspired expedition, we are determined to milk every possible resource to uncover the truth behind the curious correlation between milk consumption and burglaries in the enchanting state of Idaho.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Burglaries in Idaho. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1990 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Got Milk? A Lactose Criminal Connection in Idaho
[[ABSTRACT]]
This udderly fascinating study delves into the relationship between milk consumption and burglaries in the picturesque state of Idaho. Our research team, milking every possible resource, utilized data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to uncover whether there is any credence to the age-old suspicion that drinking milk could be related to an increase in burglaries. Using meticulous statistical analysis, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9656992 and p < 0.01 for the years 1990 to 2021, leading us to ponder, "Could dairy actually be the root cause of moovelous mischief in Idaho?" Our findings not only shed light on this bovine mystery, but also highlight the need for further investigation into the curiously creamy connection between dairy consumption and criminal behavior.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Milk: the creamy elixir beloved by many, but could there be a darker, more nefarious side to this seemingly innocuous beverage? In the land of spud fields and scenic vistas, a curious question emerges - could there be a connection between milk consumption and burglaries in Idaho? This question, though seemingly humorous at first glance, has led to a fascinating exploration at the intersection of dairy and crime.
The relationship between diet and behavior has long been a subject of interest, but the premise of our study may seem utterly absurd. However, as we delve into the data, we must not cry over this spilt milk of a hypothesis, but rather embrace it as an opportunity for empirical inquiry. With the proliferation of quirky research topics in academia, one might even say our study is 'moo-ving' the boundaries of conventional research.
The state of Idaho, known for its bountiful potato harvests and picturesque landscapes, may not immediately come to mind as the epicenter of dairy-related mischief. Nevertheless, our data-driven investigation aims to unearth any potential correlations between the consumption of this calcium-rich liquid and incidences of burglary. Such a topic is not only teeming with intrigue but also holds practical implications for public health and safety in the Gem State.
By harnessing the power of statistical analysis and utilizing comprehensive datasets, we endeavor to shed light on the potential link between udderly delectable dairy products and criminal tendencies. Our findings may challenge the conventional wisdom surrounding milk and its purported wholesome virtues, spurring further discourse and, perhaps, a few raised eyebrows.
In this paper, we present our findings from an exhaustive examination of milk consumption and burglary rates in Idaho, aiming to decipher whether there is a genuine lactose criminal connection that defies mere coincidence. With this study, we aim to milk every possible avenue of investigation to enrich the scholarly community's understanding of the intricate relationship between dietary habits and unlawful activities. So, let us embark on this journey of discovery and unravel the peculiar, yet utterly captivating, mystery of Milk and its potential affiliations with mischievous capers in the gem state.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In this study, we employed a rigorous methodology combining dairy consumption data and burglary rates to scrutinize the potential correlation between these seemingly disparate variables. Our research team ventured into the labyrinthine world of statistical analysis, navigating through the vast data repositories of the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Criminal Justice Information Services.
To investigate the potential influence of moo-oo-oo-oo-ooo on criminal behavior, we first sourced detailed records of milk consumption in the state of Idaho from 1990 to 2021. Lactose enthusiasts may appreciate the sheer volume of milk-related data examined, which allowed for a comprehensive analysis of the trends in dairy consumption across different regions and time periods. Next, we harnessed the notorious expertise of the FBI to obtain precise burglary rates for each year under consideration. This entailed sifting through copious amounts of crime data, which, much like separating curds from whey, required meticulous attention to detail.
Having gathered these datasets, we undertook a series of statistical analyses to explore the potential interplay between milk consumption and burglaries. The hearty spuds of Idaho may have flourished underground, but our research thrived by bringing these overlooked associations to the surface. Through careful scrutiny, we calculated correlation coefficients and p-values, employing both bivariate and multivariate analyses to disentangle the complexities of the data.
Furthermore, our approach involved a novel technique fondly coined as the "Cowbell Regression," where we sought to dairy-ve deep into the essence of milk consumption and its possible criminal implications. This approach, adorned with statistical rigor and a hint of whimsy, allowed us to derive insights that may have evaded more conventional models.
In addition, since causation cannot be inferred from mere correlation, we implemented a variety of sensitivity analyses and robustness checks to validate our findings. The dairy landscape is rife with potential confounders, and our pursuit of truth necessitated meticulous adjustment for various socio-economic and environmental factors.
Lastly, to ensure the utmost accuracy and reliability of our results, we milked every ounce of information available, engaging in peer review and expert consultation to vet our analytical approach. Our methodology aimed to squeeze out any potential biases, leaving a clean and creamy empirical foundation for our findings. We recognize that the causal mechanisms underlying the potential association between milk consumption and burglaries are complex, analogous to the intricate dance of casein and whey in a carefully crafted cheese. However, through a systematic and thoughtful approach, we have endeavored to elucidate this enigmatic relationship and contribute to the scholarly discourse on the intersection of dairy and delinquency.
The peculiar pairing of milk consumption and burglaries in Idaho may at first blush seem utterly disproportionate. However, through our methodological endeavors, we have sought to unravel the dairy-loaded mystery, rendering the seemingly absurd into a compelling avenue for empirical inquiry.
In the subsequent section, we present our findings, ripe with statistical nuance and perhaps a few puns, to further illuminate the fascinating landscape of milk consumption and its potential ramifications on criminal activities in the state of Idaho.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Burglaries in Idaho. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .
For the time period 1990 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9656992, r-squared of 0.9325750, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Got Milk? A Lactose Criminal Connection in Idaho
[[ABSTRACT]]
This udderly fascinating study delves into the relationship between milk consumption and burglaries in the picturesque state of Idaho. Our research team, milking every possible resource, utilized data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to uncover whether there is any credence to the age-old suspicion that drinking milk could be related to an increase in burglaries. Using meticulous statistical analysis, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9656992 and p < 0.01 for the years 1990 to 2021, leading us to ponder, "Could dairy actually be the root cause of moovelous mischief in Idaho?" Our findings not only shed light on this bovine mystery, but also highlight the need for further investigation into the curiously creamy connection between dairy consumption and criminal behavior.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Milk: the creamy elixir beloved by many, but could there be a darker, more nefarious side to this seemingly innocuous beverage? In the land of spud fields and scenic vistas, a curious question emerges - could there be a connection between milk consumption and burglaries in Idaho? This question, though seemingly humorous at first glance, has led to a fascinating exploration at the intersection of dairy and crime.
The relationship between diet and behavior has long been a subject of interest, but the premise of our study may seem utterly absurd. However, as we delve into the data, we must not cry over this spilt milk of a hypothesis, but rather embrace it as an opportunity for empirical inquiry. With the proliferation of quirky research topics in academia, one might even say our study is 'moo-ving' the boundaries of conventional research.
The state of Idaho, known for its bountiful potato harvests and picturesque landscapes, may not immediately come to mind as the epicenter of dairy-related mischief. Nevertheless, our data-driven investigation aims to unearth any potential correlations between the consumption of this calcium-rich liquid and incidences of burglary. Such a topic is not only teeming with intrigue but also holds practical implications for public health and safety in the Gem State.
By harnessing the power of statistical analysis and utilizing comprehensive datasets, we endeavor to shed light on the potential link between udderly delectable dairy products and criminal tendencies. Our findings may challenge the conventional wisdom surrounding milk and its purported wholesome virtues, spurring further discourse and, perhaps, a few raised eyebrows.
In this paper, we present our findings from an exhaustive examination of milk consumption and burglary rates in Idaho, aiming to decipher whether there is a genuine lactose criminal connection that defies mere coincidence. With this study, we aim to milk every possible avenue of investigation to enrich the scholarly community's understanding of the intricate relationship between dietary habits and unlawful activities. So, let us embark on this journey of discovery and unravel the peculiar, yet utterly captivating, mystery of Milk and its potential affiliations with mischievous capers in the gem state.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
Our study revealed a remarkably strong correlation between milk consumption and burglaries in Idaho over the period 1990 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9656992 and an r-squared of 0.9325750 indicated a highly significant relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. It seems that the dairy may not be as innocent as it appears to be!
The statistical analysis provides compelling evidence to consider a potential association between the consumption of this calcium-rich elixir and criminal activities in the Gem State. The findings from our study prompt us to contemplate whether there may be a lactose-driven underworld lurking beneath the rustic charm of Idaho.
In Figure 1, we present a scatterplot illustrating the strikingly strong correlation between milk consumption and burglary rates in Idaho. The plot depicts a clear positive trend, implying that as milk consumption increases, so do burglary rates. It seems that the saying "got milk, got mischief" may hold more truth than one might have imagined.
The implication of these results is, dare I say, quite "cheesy." Could it be that while milk may do a body good, it is also contributing to a surge in criminal shenanigans in Idaho? This study not only challenges traditional perceptions of dairy products but also begs the question, "Are burglars truly 'cereal' milk enthusiasts?"
Our findings raise thought-provoking questions and emphasize the need for further investigation into the potential lactose criminal connection, not only in Idaho but potentially in other regions as well. The overwhelming evidence of this correlation between milk consumption and burglaries leads us to urge additional studies to corroborate these findings and, if confirmed, to explore the underlying mechanisms at play.
In conclusion, our study offers a fresh perspective on the interplay between dietary habits and societal behaviors. It also serves as a playful reminder that even the most udderly unlikely hypotheses can lead to fascinating and consequential discoveries. So, as we ponder the potential pervasiveness of dairy-driven delinquency, let us raise a glass of milk to the "moovelous" mysteries of science!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Burglaries in Idaho. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Got Milk? A Lactose Criminal Connection in Idaho
[[ABSTRACT]]
This udderly fascinating study delves into the relationship between milk consumption and burglaries in the picturesque state of Idaho. Our research team, milking every possible resource, utilized data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to uncover whether there is any credence to the age-old suspicion that drinking milk could be related to an increase in burglaries. Using meticulous statistical analysis, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9656992 and p < 0.01 for the years 1990 to 2021, leading us to ponder, "Could dairy actually be the root cause of moovelous mischief in Idaho?" Our findings not only shed light on this bovine mystery, but also highlight the need for further investigation into the curiously creamy connection between dairy consumption and criminal behavior.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The intersection of dairy consumption and criminal behavior is an area that has long been overlooked in academic circles. However, recent studies have begun to udderly captivate the attention of researchers, shedding light on potential connections between milk consumption and deviant activities. Smith (2015) found a positive association between calcium-rich dairy products and increased risk-taking behavior, while Doe (2017) highlighted the potential role of lactose intolerance in exacerbating antisocial tendencies. These initial investigations paved the whey for our own exploration into the peculiar relationship between milk consumption and burglaries in Idaho.
In "Milk and Crime: An Udderly Puzzling Connection," the authors delve into the potential influence of lactose on criminal behavior, presenting evidence that points to a correlation between dairy intake and impulsive decision-making. However, as we dig deeper into the literature, we find ourselves compelled to consider unconventional sources that may offer additional insight into our curious inquiry.
Turning to non-fiction works, such as "The Big Idaho Potato Recipe Book" and "Farming the Gem State: A History of Idaho Agriculture," we seek to uncover any historical precedents or cultural underpinnings that could elucidate the dairy-criminal nexus. Additionally, exploring the nutritional implications of dairy consumption in "Nutrition and Public Health: The Role of Calcium" adds a layer of complexity to our investigation, as we incorporate multidisciplinary perspectives in our quest for revelatory findings.
Venturing into the realm of fiction, we encounter novels such as "The Curious Case of the Missing Cheese" and "The Secret Life of Cows," which, though whimsical in nature, inspire us to approach our research with a sense of imagination and curiosity. The tales of clandestine dairy heists and enigmatic cow personalities serve as a reminder that uncovering the truth often requires a willingness to embrace the unconventional.
In a surprising twist, we also draw inspiration from popular children's shows and cartoons, including "Cowabunga: The Adventures of Dairy Dave" and "Milk-mania Madness." As we immerse ourselves in these lighthearted narratives, we are reminded of the importance of maintaining a sense of humor and creativity in our pursuit of knowledge. After all, who's to say that the whimsical antics of animated cows and milk enthusiasts cannot offer valuable perspectives on our serious scholarly endeavor?
In synthesizing these diverse literary influences, we acknowledge the inherent complexity of our research question and the need to approach it from multiple angles. As we embark on this bovine-inspired expedition, we are determined to milk every possible resource to uncover the truth behind the curious correlation between milk consumption and burglaries in the enchanting state of Idaho.
[[RESULTS]]
Our study revealed a remarkably strong correlation between milk consumption and burglaries in Idaho over the period 1990 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9656992 and an r-squared of 0.9325750 indicated a highly significant relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. It seems that the dairy may not be as innocent as it appears to be!
The statistical analysis provides compelling evidence to consider a potential association between the consumption of this calcium-rich elixir and criminal activities in the Gem State. The findings from our study prompt us to contemplate whether there may be a lactose-driven underworld lurking beneath the rustic charm of Idaho.
In Figure 1, we present a scatterplot illustrating the strikingly strong correlation between milk consumption and burglary rates in Idaho. The plot depicts a clear positive trend, implying that as milk consumption increases, so do burglary rates. It seems that the saying "got milk, got mischief" may hold more truth than one might have imagined.
The implication of these results is, dare I say, quite "cheesy." Could it be that while milk may do a body good, it is also contributing to a surge in criminal shenanigans in Idaho? This study not only challenges traditional perceptions of dairy products but also begs the question, "Are burglars truly 'cereal' milk enthusiasts?"
Our findings raise thought-provoking questions and emphasize the need for further investigation into the potential lactose criminal connection, not only in Idaho but potentially in other regions as well. The overwhelming evidence of this correlation between milk consumption and burglaries leads us to urge additional studies to corroborate these findings and, if confirmed, to explore the underlying mechanisms at play.
In conclusion, our study offers a fresh perspective on the interplay between dietary habits and societal behaviors. It also serves as a playful reminder that even the most udderly unlikely hypotheses can lead to fascinating and consequential discoveries. So, as we ponder the potential pervasiveness of dairy-driven delinquency, let us raise a glass of milk to the "moovelous" mysteries of science!
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The uncanny correlation uncovered in this study between milk consumption and burglary rates in Idaho has undoubtedly raised eyebrows and elicited a fair share of bemused reactions. While the initial impulse might be to dismiss such findings as utterly preposterous, the robust statistical evidence presented in our study compels us to take this dairy-criminal nexus seriously. The results not only align with previous research that has hinted at the potential influence of dairy intake on impulsive behaviors, but they also bring to light the possibility of a lactose-fueled criminal underbelly in the heart of the Gem State.
Our study's findings offer surprising support for prior scholarship that has sought to unravel the enigmatic connection between dairy products and deviant activities. Building upon the work of Smith (2015) and Doe (2017), who hinted at the impact of calcium-rich dairy on risk-taking and lactose intolerance on antisocial tendencies, our research demonstrates a substantial correlation between milk consumption and burglary rates. The statistically significant relationship, as indicated by a correlation coefficient of 0.9656992 and an r-squared of 0.9325750, lends considerable weight to the argument that there may indeed exist a causal link between partaking in the creamy delight of milk and engaging in illicit activities.
As we harken back to our whimsical exploration of literary influences, including the unconventional sources we dutifully acknowledged in our literature review, the seemingly outlandish connections unearthed in "The Big Idaho Potato Recipe Book" and "Farming the Gem State: A History of Idaho Agriculture" do not appear quite so whimsical anymore. The historical and cultural contexts surrounding dairy consumption in Idaho may have inadvertently set the stage for the unexpected revelation of this correlation. Furthermore, the multidisciplinary perspectives on nutrition and public health, which we playfully incorporated into our investigation, have taken on a newfound relevance in light of the study's compelling results.
The provocative nature of our findings not only sparks curiosity but also serves as a solemn reminder that the pursuit of knowledge often requires a willingness to entertain unconventional hypotheses. Perhaps, after all, the whimsical antics of animated cows and milk enthusiasts portrayed in children's shows and cartoons hold a kernel of truth that demands serious consideration. In the scholarly pursuit of truth, it is essential to retain a sense of humor and creativity, especially when confronting unanticipated correlations that challenge conventional wisdom.
In conclusion, our study not only challenges traditional perceptions of dairy products but also underscores the imperative for further investigation into the potential lactose criminal connection, not only in Idaho but potentially in other regions as well. The compelling evidence uncovered in this study urges additional research to corroborate and delve deeper into the underlying mechanisms at play. As we raise a glass of milk to toast the mysteries of science, it is apparent that even the most seemingly outlandish hypotheses can lead to significant and thought-provoking discoveries. The days of viewing burglars as mere "cereal" milk enthusiasts may be over, and a new era of understanding the dairy-driven delinquency may well be on the horizon.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Milk consumption and Burglaries in Idaho. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Got Milk? A Lactose Criminal Connection in Idaho
[[ABSTRACT]]
This udderly fascinating study delves into the relationship between milk consumption and burglaries in the picturesque state of Idaho. Our research team, milking every possible resource, utilized data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to uncover whether there is any credence to the age-old suspicion that drinking milk could be related to an increase in burglaries. Using meticulous statistical analysis, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9656992 and p < 0.01 for the years 1990 to 2021, leading us to ponder, "Could dairy actually be the root cause of moovelous mischief in Idaho?" Our findings not only shed light on this bovine mystery, but also highlight the need for further investigation into the curiously creamy connection between dairy consumption and criminal behavior.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
Milk: the creamy elixir beloved by many, but could there be a darker, more nefarious side to this seemingly innocuous beverage? In the land of spud fields and scenic vistas, a curious question emerges - could there be a connection between milk consumption and burglaries in Idaho? This question, though seemingly humorous at first glance, has led to a fascinating exploration at the intersection of dairy and crime.
The relationship between diet and behavior has long been a subject of interest, but the premise of our study may seem utterly absurd. However, as we delve into the data, we must not cry over this spilt milk of a hypothesis, but rather embrace it as an opportunity for empirical inquiry. With the proliferation of quirky research topics in academia, one might even say our study is 'moo-ving' the boundaries of conventional research.
The state of Idaho, known for its bountiful potato harvests and picturesque landscapes, may not immediately come to mind as the epicenter of dairy-related mischief. Nevertheless, our data-driven investigation aims to unearth any potential correlations between the consumption of this calcium-rich liquid and incidences of burglary. Such a topic is not only teeming with intrigue but also holds practical implications for public health and safety in the Gem State.
By harnessing the power of statistical analysis and utilizing comprehensive datasets, we endeavor to shed light on the potential link between udderly delectable dairy products and criminal tendencies. Our findings may challenge the conventional wisdom surrounding milk and its purported wholesome virtues, spurring further discourse and, perhaps, a few raised eyebrows.
In this paper, we present our findings from an exhaustive examination of milk consumption and burglary rates in Idaho, aiming to decipher whether there is a genuine lactose criminal connection that defies mere coincidence. With this study, we aim to milk every possible avenue of investigation to enrich the scholarly community's understanding of the intricate relationship between dietary habits and unlawful activities. So, let us embark on this journey of discovery and unravel the peculiar, yet utterly captivating, mystery of Milk and its potential affiliations with mischievous capers in the gem state.
[[RESULTS]]
Our study revealed a remarkably strong correlation between milk consumption and burglaries in Idaho over the period 1990 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9656992 and an r-squared of 0.9325750 indicated a highly significant relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. It seems that the dairy may not be as innocent as it appears to be!
The statistical analysis provides compelling evidence to consider a potential association between the consumption of this calcium-rich elixir and criminal activities in the Gem State. The findings from our study prompt us to contemplate whether there may be a lactose-driven underworld lurking beneath the rustic charm of Idaho.
In Figure 1, we present a scatterplot illustrating the strikingly strong correlation between milk consumption and burglary rates in Idaho. The plot depicts a clear positive trend, implying that as milk consumption increases, so do burglary rates. It seems that the saying "got milk, got mischief" may hold more truth than one might have imagined.
The implication of these results is, dare I say, quite "cheesy." Could it be that while milk may do a body good, it is also contributing to a surge in criminal shenanigans in Idaho? This study not only challenges traditional perceptions of dairy products but also begs the question, "Are burglars truly 'cereal' milk enthusiasts?"
Our findings raise thought-provoking questions and emphasize the need for further investigation into the potential lactose criminal connection, not only in Idaho but potentially in other regions as well. The overwhelming evidence of this correlation between milk consumption and burglaries leads us to urge additional studies to corroborate these findings and, if confirmed, to explore the underlying mechanisms at play.
In conclusion, our study offers a fresh perspective on the interplay between dietary habits and societal behaviors. It also serves as a playful reminder that even the most udderly unlikely hypotheses can lead to fascinating and consequential discoveries. So, as we ponder the potential pervasiveness of dairy-driven delinquency, let us raise a glass of milk to the "moovelous" mysteries of science!
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our study has successfully poured over the data to uncover an astonishing correlation between milk consumption and burglaries in Idaho. It seems that the idyllic image of Idaho may have a few moovelous mysteries hidden beneath its picturesque surface. Our findings affirm the need to look beyond the cream and sugar and delve into the darker side of dairy.
The implications of our results are rather "gouda." It seems that while milk may do a body good, it may also lead to a surge in criminal mischief. Who would have thought that a refreshing glass of milk could potentially be the catalyst for illicit activities? It's truly an udderly captivating revelation.
Ultimately, our study adds an intriguing twist to the age-old adage "got milk?" Perhaps the question we should be asking is, "got mischief?" We must not be too quick to dismiss the potential influence of lactose on criminal behavior. After all, the evidence is as clear as a freshly wiped window at a crime scene.
As we wrap up this udderly enlightening investigation, we're left with a sense of "dairy-lemma." Our findings not only challenge conventional wisdom but also beckon further research to delve deeper into the curious connection between dairy consumption and criminal tendencies. Meanwhile, let's hope that Idaho's residents keep their milk under lock and key to thwart any potential bovine banditry.
In the spirit of this dairy-driven inquiry, let us raise a glass of milk and toast to the delightful absurdity of scientific exploration. With that said, it is our firm conclusion that further research in this area is utterly unnecessary. We have milked this topic for all it's worth.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Got Milk? A Lactose Criminal Connection in Idaho. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Dairy Detective: Journal of Bovine Forensics
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Got Milk? A Lactose Criminal Connection in Idaho. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Dairy Detective Institute
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Got Milk? A Lactose Criminal Connection in Idaho with an abstract of This udderly fascinating study delves into the relationship between milk consumption and burglaries in the picturesque state of Idaho. Our research team, milking every possible resource, utilized data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to uncover whether there is any credence to the age-old suspicion that drinking milk could be related to an increase in burglaries. Using meticulous statistical analysis, we calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9656992 and p < 0.01 for the years 1990 to 2021, leading us to ponder, "Could dairy actually be the root cause of moovelous mischief in Idaho?" Our findings not only shed light on this bovine mystery, but also highlight the need for further investigation into the curiously creamy connection between dairy consumption and criminal behavior.
ChatGPT:
milk consumption, burglaries, Idaho, dairy consumption, correlation between milk consumption and burglaries, USDA data, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, statistical analysis, correlation coefficient, dairy and criminal behavior, dairy consumption and burglary rates
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Data details
Milk consumptionDetailed data title: Per capita consumption of Fluid beverage milk in the US
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with Milk consumption
Burglaries in Idaho
Detailed data title: The burglary rate per 100,000 residents in Idaho
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Burglaries in Idaho
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.9325750 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 93.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Burglaries in Idaho) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Milk consumption) over the 32 years from 1990 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.04E-19. 0.0000000000000000004038815739
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.97 in 4.04E-17% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,475,973,316,494,001,152 random variables You don't actually need 2 quintillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 31 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 31 because we have two variables measured over a period of 32 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.93, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
Milk consumption (Pounds per person) | 220 | 218 | 215 | 210 | 208 | 205 | 205 | 201 | 198 | 197 | 196 | 192 | 191 | 188 | 185 | 185 | 185 | 183 | 181 | 181 | 177 | 173 | 169 | 164 | 158 | 155 | 153 | 149 | 145 | 141 | 141 | 134 |
Burglaries in Idaho (Burglary rate) | 813.2 | 826 | 743.6 | 668.8 | 719.1 | 779.8 | 709.1 | 758.3 | 693.1 | 610.4 | 566.5 | 568.5 | 554 | 573.3 | 549.8 | 564.3 | 514.5 | 475.6 | 442.8 | 432.3 | 414.5 | 436.6 | 453.8 | 415 | 395.5 | 370.5 | 376.1 | 339.6 | 285.1 | 226.1 | 204.2 | 162.3 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([220,218,215,210,208,205,205,201,198,197,196,192,191,188,185,185,185,183,181,181,177,173,169,164,158,155,153,149,145,141,141,134,])
array_2 = np.array([813.2,826,743.6,668.8,719.1,779.8,709.1,758.3,693.1,610.4,566.5,568.5,554,573.3,549.8,564.3,514.5,475.6,442.8,432.3,414.5,436.6,453.8,415,395.5,370.5,376.1,339.6,285.1,226.1,204.2,162.3,])
array_1_name = "Milk consumption"
array_2_name = "Burglaries in Idaho"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 2091 · Black Variable ID: 554 · Red Variable ID: 20088