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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and the second variable is Google searches for 'funny cat videos'.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2012, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The smog acted as a catalyst for cats to perform impromptu stand-up comedy routines, leading to an influx of hilarious feline content online. Remember, when the air gets hazy, the cats get crazy!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of Shreveport, Louisiana enveloped in a velvety haze, with a few visible buildings and the silhouette of the city skyline obscured in the background. A group of people, their faces illuminated by the soft glow of screens, are gathered together, their laughter echoing in the hazy atmosphere. Meanwhile, a playful cat video is displayed on the screens, showcasing the endearing antics of frolicsome felines. The scene exudes a cozy and playful vibe, evoking a sense of communal delight in the simplicity of silly cat videos amidst the mysterious beauty of the haze. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Poor air quality in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Charcoal An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie Futuristic Cutsy graphics Macabre
ChatGPT: Cutsy graphics

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Poor air quality in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google searches for 'funny cat videos' together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Shreveport, Louisiana, a thick haze hangs in the air, obscuring the view of the city skyline. Nearby, people huddle around their screens, typing in "funny cat videos" into the Google search bar and giggling at the antics of playful felines.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cutsy graphics ] and depicting this scene: In Shreveport, Louisiana, a thick haze hangs in the air, obscuring the view of the city skyline. Nearby, people huddle around their screens, typing in "funny cat videos" into the Google search bar and giggling at the antics of playful felines. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of Shreveport, Louisiana enveloped in a velvety haze, with a few visible buildings and the silhouette of the city skyline obscured in the background. A group of people, their faces illuminated by the soft glow of screens, are gathered together, their laughter echoing in the hazy atmosphere. Meanwhile, a playful cat video is displayed on the screens, showcasing the endearing antics of frolicsome felines. The scene exudes a cozy and playful vibe, evoking a sense of communal delight in the simplicity of silly cat videos amidst the mysterious beauty of the haze.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana caused funny cat videos (Google searches for 'funny cat videos') to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.05)
Pawsitively Hilarious: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google Searches for 'Funny Cat Videos'

Journal of Feline Behavior and Environmental Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.7777248 and p < 0.05 for 2004 to 2012.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Pawsitively Hilarious: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google Searches for 'Funny Cat Videos'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the whimsical and unexpected correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the frequency of Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team conducted a comprehensive analysis from 2004 to 2012. The results revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7777248 and p < 0.05, indicating a statistically significant association. Our findings not only shed light on the real impact of air quality on internet behavior, but also unmask the undeniable allure of feline-themed humor in the face of environmental concerns. The surprising connection between pollution levels and the quest for comedic relief through cat videos invites further investigation into the peculiar intersections of human behavior and environmental factors.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Pawsitively Hilarious: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google Searches for 'Funny Cat Videos'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the whimsical and unexpected correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the frequency of Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team conducted a comprehensive analysis from 2004 to 2012. The results revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7777248 and p < 0.05, indicating a statistically significant association. Our findings not only shed light on the real impact of air quality on internet behavior, but also unmask the undeniable allure of feline-themed humor in the face of environmental concerns. The surprising connection between pollution levels and the quest for comedic relief through cat videos invites further investigation into the peculiar intersections of human behavior and environmental factors.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

While the internet is often likened to the Wild West, with its vast expanses and uncharted territories, it is not immune to the effects of the physical world. The intertwining of online behavior and real-world phenomena has long captivated researchers seeking to unravel the peculiar ways in which human whims and environmental conditions intersect. In this pursuit of understanding, we delve into the unexpectedly delightful correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the peculiar pursuit of 'funny cat videos' on the all-knowing oracle that is Google.

Shreveport, nestled in the gentle embrace of the Red River, is not only known for its rich cultural heritage and delectable Southern cuisine but also for its fluctuations in air quality. While the city's residents navigate daily life amidst the ebb and flow of pollutants, a more whimsical phenomenon caught our attention – the surge in Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Picture this: as the air becomes hazy with particulate matter, denizens of Shreveport turn to the digital realm in pursuit of feline-induced hilarity.

The pursuit of understanding the human-environment interaction beckoned us to delve into the realm of data analysis. Armed with air quality data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the wealth of search query information from Google Trends, we embarked on a journey that traversed the digital landscape and the airborne pollutants of our study area. Our research unfolds with the quizzical intention of unraveling the enigmatic correlation between these seemingly unrelated entities.

As we proceed with our investigation, let us navigate the labyrinth of statistical analyses and the intrigue of human behavior, all while keeping a keen eye on the whimsy that emerges from uncovering unexpected connections in the digital age. Join us as we embark on this unconventional quest to decipher the associations between air pollution and the irresistible allure of 'funny cat videos' – a pursuit that promises to be both uniquely peculiar and undeniably paw-some.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Pawsitively Hilarious: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google Searches for 'Funny Cat Videos'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the whimsical and unexpected correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the frequency of Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team conducted a comprehensive analysis from 2004 to 2012. The results revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7777248 and p < 0.05, indicating a statistically significant association. Our findings not only shed light on the real impact of air quality on internet behavior, but also unmask the undeniable allure of feline-themed humor in the face of environmental concerns. The surprising connection between pollution levels and the quest for comedic relief through cat videos invites further investigation into the peculiar intersections of human behavior and environmental factors.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
While the internet is often likened to the Wild West, with its vast expanses and uncharted territories, it is not immune to the effects of the physical world. The intertwining of online behavior and real-world phenomena has long captivated researchers seeking to unravel the peculiar ways in which human whims and environmental conditions intersect. In this pursuit of understanding, we delve into the unexpectedly delightful correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the peculiar pursuit of 'funny cat videos' on the all-knowing oracle that is Google.
Shreveport, nestled in the gentle embrace of the Red River, is not only known for its rich cultural heritage and delectable Southern cuisine but also for its fluctuations in air quality. While the city's residents navigate daily life amidst the ebb and flow of pollutants, a more whimsical phenomenon caught our attention – the surge in Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Picture this: as the air becomes hazy with particulate matter, denizens of Shreveport turn to the digital realm in pursuit of feline-induced hilarity.
The pursuit of understanding the human-environment interaction beckoned us to delve into the realm of data analysis. Armed with air quality data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the wealth of search query information from Google Trends, we embarked on a journey that traversed the digital landscape and the airborne pollutants of our study area. Our research unfolds with the quizzical intention of unraveling the enigmatic correlation between these seemingly unrelated entities.
As we proceed with our investigation, let us navigate the labyrinth of statistical analyses and the intrigue of human behavior, all while keeping a keen eye on the whimsy that emerges from uncovering unexpected connections in the digital age. Join us as we embark on this unconventional quest to decipher the associations between air pollution and the irresistible allure of 'funny cat videos' – a pursuit that promises to be both uniquely peculiar and undeniably paw-some.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The investigation of the seemingly whimsical correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and the frequency of Google searches for 'funny cat videos' has prompted a flurry of scholarly endeavor. Smith et al. (2010) conducted an extensive study on air quality and its potential impact on online behavior but stopped short of exploring the feline-themed aspects. Doe and Jones (2013) delved into the realm of internet search patterns under various environmental conditions, encapsulating the serious inquiries that foreshadow our own pursuit of the not-so-serious pursuit of cat-related hilarity.

Venturing beyond the scholarly landscape, our quest for understanding unforeseen connections led us to non-fiction tomes such as "The Internet and Human Behavior" by Researcher A. Wise and "Environmental Impacts on Human Behavior" by Scholar B. Witty. Despite the serious tone of these works, they failed to touch upon the tumultuous tango of air pollution and cute cat shenanigans.

In the fictive realm, "The Curious Incident of the Air Pollution and the Cat Videos" by Novel-Writer X. Quizzical and "A Tale of Two Smoggies: A Shreveport Affair" by Author Y. Whimsy beckon us to embrace the unexpected with a fervent meow of approval. However, these literary forays, while captivating, provide no systematic analysis of the connection at hand.

Turning our attention to the cinematic realm, we found ourselves enthralled by tangentially related content in films such as "The Secret Life of Pets" and "The Cat in the Hat." While these cinematic gems entertained and delighted, they regrettably lacked the quantitative rigor necessary for scientific inquiry. As amusing as it would be to imagine real-life cats donning tall hats and embarking on fantastical adventures, the farcical nature of this notion fails to lend itself to the solemnity of our investigation.

In the wake of this whimsically disheartening realization, we pivot toward our own rigorous analysis and robust findings, where we aim to marry the charm of feline folly with the gravity of environmental impact in a manner that is both scientifically sound and delightfully absurd.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2012

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Pawsitively Hilarious: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google Searches for 'Funny Cat Videos'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the whimsical and unexpected correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the frequency of Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team conducted a comprehensive analysis from 2004 to 2012. The results revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7777248 and p < 0.05, indicating a statistically significant association. Our findings not only shed light on the real impact of air quality on internet behavior, but also unmask the undeniable allure of feline-themed humor in the face of environmental concerns. The surprising connection between pollution levels and the quest for comedic relief through cat videos invites further investigation into the peculiar intersections of human behavior and environmental factors.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
While the internet is often likened to the Wild West, with its vast expanses and uncharted territories, it is not immune to the effects of the physical world. The intertwining of online behavior and real-world phenomena has long captivated researchers seeking to unravel the peculiar ways in which human whims and environmental conditions intersect. In this pursuit of understanding, we delve into the unexpectedly delightful correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the peculiar pursuit of 'funny cat videos' on the all-knowing oracle that is Google.
Shreveport, nestled in the gentle embrace of the Red River, is not only known for its rich cultural heritage and delectable Southern cuisine but also for its fluctuations in air quality. While the city's residents navigate daily life amidst the ebb and flow of pollutants, a more whimsical phenomenon caught our attention – the surge in Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Picture this: as the air becomes hazy with particulate matter, denizens of Shreveport turn to the digital realm in pursuit of feline-induced hilarity.
The pursuit of understanding the human-environment interaction beckoned us to delve into the realm of data analysis. Armed with air quality data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the wealth of search query information from Google Trends, we embarked on a journey that traversed the digital landscape and the airborne pollutants of our study area. Our research unfolds with the quizzical intention of unraveling the enigmatic correlation between these seemingly unrelated entities.
As we proceed with our investigation, let us navigate the labyrinth of statistical analyses and the intrigue of human behavior, all while keeping a keen eye on the whimsy that emerges from uncovering unexpected connections in the digital age. Join us as we embark on this unconventional quest to decipher the associations between air pollution and the irresistible allure of 'funny cat videos' – a pursuit that promises to be both uniquely peculiar and undeniably paw-some.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

We conducted our investigation with the rigour of a cat stalking its prey, employing a multi-faceted approach to capture the elusive relationship between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and the pursuit of comedic relief through Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Our methodological pursuits were as meticulously crafted as a well-crafted meme, combining the art of data collection, statistical analysis, and a hint of feline-inspired curiosity.

Data Collection:
We prowled through the internet, with the agility of a nimble feline, in search of pertinent data sources. Our primary sources included the lair of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) for comprehensive air quality data in the Shreveport area. We curated a treasure trove of pollutant concentrations, from the distinguished particulate matter to the sly nitrogen oxides, spanning the years 2004 to 2012. Our exploration did not stop there; we pounced on Google Trends to capture the frequency of searches for 'funny cat videos'. This delightful pursuit unearthed a wealth of search query data, reflecting the whims of internet users as they sought respite in the comical escapades of our feline friends.

Data Analysis:
As we embarked on our statistical expedition, we leveraged the prowess of correlation analysis to discern the subtle dance between air pollution and the pursuit of feline-themed merriment. With the statistical finesse of a whisker-twitching cat, we computed the correlation coefficient, capturing the strength and direction of the relationship between our intrepid variables. Our quest led us to uncover a correlation coefficient of 0.7777248, slyly indicating a captivating association that stole the show with its statistical significance at p < 0.05.

Regression Analysis:
In a bid to unravel the mysterious causality between air quality and the insatiable thirst for cat-induced amusement, we delved into the world of regression analysis. With the precision of a cat gracefully landing on its feet after a leap, we explored the potential influence of air pollution on the frequency of 'funny cat video' searches. Our findings illuminated a fascinating relationship, shedding light on the whimsical shifts in internet behavior as pollution levels waxed and waned.

Control Variables:
In our pursuit of scholarly rigour, we acknowledged the need to corral potential confounding factors that could prowl around our analysis. Factors such as seasonal variations, internet usage patterns, and the feline fascination of the local populace were deemed worthy of consideration to ensure our findings remained as sharp as a cat's claws.

Ethical Considerations:
As guardians of scholarly integrity, we remained vigilant in tending to our ethical obligations. The data sources were handled with the care and precision of a cat grooming its fur, ensuring the sanctity of information and the privacy of individuals' internet pursuits. Our research meandered within the bounds of truth and transparency, embodying the integrity of a cat proudly parading its conquests on a moonlit night.

In essence, our methodology weaves a tapestry of meticulous data collection, cunning statistical analyses, and the uncanny charm of feline whimsy, resulting in an unveiling of the endearing dance between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the pursuit of joviality through 'funny cat videos'. This methodology embodies both the precision of scholarly inquiry and the irrepressible allure of uncovering unexpected connections in the digital age.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends .

For the time period 2004 to 2012, you found a correlation 0.7777248, r-squared of 0.6048559, and p < 0.05.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Pawsitively Hilarious: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google Searches for 'Funny Cat Videos'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the whimsical and unexpected correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the frequency of Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team conducted a comprehensive analysis from 2004 to 2012. The results revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7777248 and p < 0.05, indicating a statistically significant association. Our findings not only shed light on the real impact of air quality on internet behavior, but also unmask the undeniable allure of feline-themed humor in the face of environmental concerns. The surprising connection between pollution levels and the quest for comedic relief through cat videos invites further investigation into the peculiar intersections of human behavior and environmental factors.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
While the internet is often likened to the Wild West, with its vast expanses and uncharted territories, it is not immune to the effects of the physical world. The intertwining of online behavior and real-world phenomena has long captivated researchers seeking to unravel the peculiar ways in which human whims and environmental conditions intersect. In this pursuit of understanding, we delve into the unexpectedly delightful correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the peculiar pursuit of 'funny cat videos' on the all-knowing oracle that is Google.
Shreveport, nestled in the gentle embrace of the Red River, is not only known for its rich cultural heritage and delectable Southern cuisine but also for its fluctuations in air quality. While the city's residents navigate daily life amidst the ebb and flow of pollutants, a more whimsical phenomenon caught our attention – the surge in Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Picture this: as the air becomes hazy with particulate matter, denizens of Shreveport turn to the digital realm in pursuit of feline-induced hilarity.
The pursuit of understanding the human-environment interaction beckoned us to delve into the realm of data analysis. Armed with air quality data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the wealth of search query information from Google Trends, we embarked on a journey that traversed the digital landscape and the airborne pollutants of our study area. Our research unfolds with the quizzical intention of unraveling the enigmatic correlation between these seemingly unrelated entities.
As we proceed with our investigation, let us navigate the labyrinth of statistical analyses and the intrigue of human behavior, all while keeping a keen eye on the whimsy that emerges from uncovering unexpected connections in the digital age. Join us as we embark on this unconventional quest to decipher the associations between air pollution and the irresistible allure of 'funny cat videos' – a pursuit that promises to be both uniquely peculiar and undeniably paw-some.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis of the data from 2004 to 2012 uncovered a surprisingly strong and statistically significant correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the frequency of Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. The correlation coefficient of 0.7777248 indicates a robust positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.6048559 suggests that approximately 60% of the variation in the search frequency for 'funny cat videos' can be explained by the fluctuations in air pollution levels. This statistical relationship is nothing to scoff at; it demands attention and tickles the fancy of researchers and cat enthusiasts alike.

Intriguingly, our findings indicate that as the air quality in Shreveport took a nosedive, there was a concurrent surge in internet users seeking solace in the whimsical world of feline-themed humor. The data points exhibited a mesmerizing dance of correlation, revealed in all their glory in our scatterplot (see Fig. 1). The figure portrays the unmistakable trend of increased 'funny cat video' searches as the air quality in Shreveport deteriorated, illustrating the captivating interplay between environmental conditions and online escapism.

The p-value of less than 0.05 further underscores the statistical significance of our results, offering compelling evidence that cannot be whiskered away. This means that the likelihood of finding such a strong relationship between air pollution and 'funny cat video' searches by random chance is less than 5%, giving a resounding purr of confidence in the validity of our findings. It appears that even in the face of environmental distress, people turn to the endearing antics of feline companions for comic relief, embodying the phrase "when the cat's away, the mice will play" in a digitally amusing fashion.

Our results not only highlight the unexpected intersection of environmental factors and internet behavior but also underscore the distinct appeal of humorous cat content in times of environmental concern. The correlation between air pollution and the pursuit of 'funny cat videos' pawsitively begs the question: is there a subconscious craving for feline amusement when the air becomes thick with pollutants, or are these searches simply the cat's meow of modern escapism in the digital age? These questions beckon for further exploration, emphasizing the need to delve deeper into the enigmatic realm of online behavior and its curious response to environmental conditions.

In conclusion, our findings not only provide valuable insights into the peculiar connections between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the endearing allure of 'funny cat videos' but also open the door to a whimsical realm of research that promises to blend statistical rigor with the undeniable charm of feline antics. The correlation unveiled in our study serves as a reminder that even in the realm of air pollutants, the quest for cat-induced humor reigns supreme – a paw-sitively delightful discovery that merits a closer examination of the whimsy lurking within the amalgam of human behavior and environmental influences.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Pawsitively Hilarious: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google Searches for 'Funny Cat Videos'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the whimsical and unexpected correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the frequency of Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team conducted a comprehensive analysis from 2004 to 2012. The results revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7777248 and p < 0.05, indicating a statistically significant association. Our findings not only shed light on the real impact of air quality on internet behavior, but also unmask the undeniable allure of feline-themed humor in the face of environmental concerns. The surprising connection between pollution levels and the quest for comedic relief through cat videos invites further investigation into the peculiar intersections of human behavior and environmental factors.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The investigation of the seemingly whimsical correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and the frequency of Google searches for 'funny cat videos' has prompted a flurry of scholarly endeavor. Smith et al. (2010) conducted an extensive study on air quality and its potential impact on online behavior but stopped short of exploring the feline-themed aspects. Doe and Jones (2013) delved into the realm of internet search patterns under various environmental conditions, encapsulating the serious inquiries that foreshadow our own pursuit of the not-so-serious pursuit of cat-related hilarity.
Venturing beyond the scholarly landscape, our quest for understanding unforeseen connections led us to non-fiction tomes such as "The Internet and Human Behavior" by Researcher A. Wise and "Environmental Impacts on Human Behavior" by Scholar B. Witty. Despite the serious tone of these works, they failed to touch upon the tumultuous tango of air pollution and cute cat shenanigans.
In the fictive realm, "The Curious Incident of the Air Pollution and the Cat Videos" by Novel-Writer X. Quizzical and "A Tale of Two Smoggies: A Shreveport Affair" by Author Y. Whimsy beckon us to embrace the unexpected with a fervent meow of approval. However, these literary forays, while captivating, provide no systematic analysis of the connection at hand.
Turning our attention to the cinematic realm, we found ourselves enthralled by tangentially related content in films such as "The Secret Life of Pets" and "The Cat in the Hat." While these cinematic gems entertained and delighted, they regrettably lacked the quantitative rigor necessary for scientific inquiry. As amusing as it would be to imagine real-life cats donning tall hats and embarking on fantastical adventures, the farcical nature of this notion fails to lend itself to the solemnity of our investigation.
In the wake of this whimsically disheartening realization, we pivot toward our own rigorous analysis and robust findings, where we aim to marry the charm of feline folly with the gravity of environmental impact in a manner that is both scientifically sound and delightfully absurd.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data from 2004 to 2012 uncovered a surprisingly strong and statistically significant correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the frequency of Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. The correlation coefficient of 0.7777248 indicates a robust positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.6048559 suggests that approximately 60% of the variation in the search frequency for 'funny cat videos' can be explained by the fluctuations in air pollution levels. This statistical relationship is nothing to scoff at; it demands attention and tickles the fancy of researchers and cat enthusiasts alike.
Intriguingly, our findings indicate that as the air quality in Shreveport took a nosedive, there was a concurrent surge in internet users seeking solace in the whimsical world of feline-themed humor. The data points exhibited a mesmerizing dance of correlation, revealed in all their glory in our scatterplot (see Fig. 1). The figure portrays the unmistakable trend of increased 'funny cat video' searches as the air quality in Shreveport deteriorated, illustrating the captivating interplay between environmental conditions and online escapism.
The p-value of less than 0.05 further underscores the statistical significance of our results, offering compelling evidence that cannot be whiskered away. This means that the likelihood of finding such a strong relationship between air pollution and 'funny cat video' searches by random chance is less than 5%, giving a resounding purr of confidence in the validity of our findings. It appears that even in the face of environmental distress, people turn to the endearing antics of feline companions for comic relief, embodying the phrase "when the cat's away, the mice will play" in a digitally amusing fashion.
Our results not only highlight the unexpected intersection of environmental factors and internet behavior but also underscore the distinct appeal of humorous cat content in times of environmental concern. The correlation between air pollution and the pursuit of 'funny cat videos' pawsitively begs the question: is there a subconscious craving for feline amusement when the air becomes thick with pollutants, or are these searches simply the cat's meow of modern escapism in the digital age? These questions beckon for further exploration, emphasizing the need to delve deeper into the enigmatic realm of online behavior and its curious response to environmental conditions.
In conclusion, our findings not only provide valuable insights into the peculiar connections between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the endearing allure of 'funny cat videos' but also open the door to a whimsical realm of research that promises to blend statistical rigor with the undeniable charm of feline antics. The correlation unveiled in our study serves as a reminder that even in the realm of air pollutants, the quest for cat-induced humor reigns supreme – a paw-sitively delightful discovery that merits a closer examination of the whimsy lurking within the amalgam of human behavior and environmental influences.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the frequency of Google searches for 'funny cat videos' has revealed an intriguing and statistically significant relationship. Our results not only align with previous research on air quality and internet behavior, but also bring to light the whimsical yet undeniable appeal of feline-themed humor in the face of environmental concerns.

Our statistical analysis mirrors the findings of Smith et al. (2010) and Doe and Jones (2013), who explored the impact of air quality on online behavior. Although our investigation delves into the specific allure of cat-related hilarity, we take note of their serious inquiries, acknowledging the unexpected meowments of online behavior in response to environmental conditions. It appears that the whimsical realm of cat videos transcends geographical boundaries, captivating the attention of internet users amidst environmental distress.

While some may prrr-fur to dismiss the correlation as sheer coincidence, our robust results, bolstered by a p-value of less than 0.05, undeniably support the notion that the surge in 'funny cat video' searches is intricately tied to deteriorating air quality. It seems that as the air became thick with pollutants, internet users sought refuge in the light-hearted antics of our feline friends, highlighting the peculiar interplay between environmental conditions and digital escapism.

The findings of this study raise intriguing questions about the underlying motivations driving the surge in 'funny cat video' searches during periods of heightened air pollution. Could it be an unconscious craving for feline amusement or, as some may jest, simply the cat's meow of modern escapism in the digital age? These inquiries, while whimsical in nature, beckon for further investigation, underscoring the need to unravel the complex dynamics of online behavior in response to environmental factors.

The unexpected correlation between air pollution and the pursuit of 'funny cat videos' introduces a delightful twist to the realm of research, infusing statistical rigor with the playful charm of feline antics. This peculiar intersection invites scholars to embark on a feline foray into the enigmatic realm of online behavior and its curious response to environmental conditions, promising to unravel the mystifying allure of cat-related humor in the digital age. As we continue to unravel the furry mysteries of this connection, let us remember that in the world of air pollutants, the quest for cat-induced humor reigns supreme – truly a paw-sitively delightful discovery that merits further inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Pawsitively Hilarious: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google Searches for 'Funny Cat Videos'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the whimsical and unexpected correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the frequency of Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team conducted a comprehensive analysis from 2004 to 2012. The results revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7777248 and p < 0.05, indicating a statistically significant association. Our findings not only shed light on the real impact of air quality on internet behavior, but also unmask the undeniable allure of feline-themed humor in the face of environmental concerns. The surprising connection between pollution levels and the quest for comedic relief through cat videos invites further investigation into the peculiar intersections of human behavior and environmental factors.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
While the internet is often likened to the Wild West, with its vast expanses and uncharted territories, it is not immune to the effects of the physical world. The intertwining of online behavior and real-world phenomena has long captivated researchers seeking to unravel the peculiar ways in which human whims and environmental conditions intersect. In this pursuit of understanding, we delve into the unexpectedly delightful correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the peculiar pursuit of 'funny cat videos' on the all-knowing oracle that is Google.
Shreveport, nestled in the gentle embrace of the Red River, is not only known for its rich cultural heritage and delectable Southern cuisine but also for its fluctuations in air quality. While the city's residents navigate daily life amidst the ebb and flow of pollutants, a more whimsical phenomenon caught our attention – the surge in Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Picture this: as the air becomes hazy with particulate matter, denizens of Shreveport turn to the digital realm in pursuit of feline-induced hilarity.
The pursuit of understanding the human-environment interaction beckoned us to delve into the realm of data analysis. Armed with air quality data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the wealth of search query information from Google Trends, we embarked on a journey that traversed the digital landscape and the airborne pollutants of our study area. Our research unfolds with the quizzical intention of unraveling the enigmatic correlation between these seemingly unrelated entities.
As we proceed with our investigation, let us navigate the labyrinth of statistical analyses and the intrigue of human behavior, all while keeping a keen eye on the whimsy that emerges from uncovering unexpected connections in the digital age. Join us as we embark on this unconventional quest to decipher the associations between air pollution and the irresistible allure of 'funny cat videos' – a pursuit that promises to be both uniquely peculiar and undeniably paw-some.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data from 2004 to 2012 uncovered a surprisingly strong and statistically significant correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the frequency of Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. The correlation coefficient of 0.7777248 indicates a robust positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.6048559 suggests that approximately 60% of the variation in the search frequency for 'funny cat videos' can be explained by the fluctuations in air pollution levels. This statistical relationship is nothing to scoff at; it demands attention and tickles the fancy of researchers and cat enthusiasts alike.
Intriguingly, our findings indicate that as the air quality in Shreveport took a nosedive, there was a concurrent surge in internet users seeking solace in the whimsical world of feline-themed humor. The data points exhibited a mesmerizing dance of correlation, revealed in all their glory in our scatterplot (see Fig. 1). The figure portrays the unmistakable trend of increased 'funny cat video' searches as the air quality in Shreveport deteriorated, illustrating the captivating interplay between environmental conditions and online escapism.
The p-value of less than 0.05 further underscores the statistical significance of our results, offering compelling evidence that cannot be whiskered away. This means that the likelihood of finding such a strong relationship between air pollution and 'funny cat video' searches by random chance is less than 5%, giving a resounding purr of confidence in the validity of our findings. It appears that even in the face of environmental distress, people turn to the endearing antics of feline companions for comic relief, embodying the phrase "when the cat's away, the mice will play" in a digitally amusing fashion.
Our results not only highlight the unexpected intersection of environmental factors and internet behavior but also underscore the distinct appeal of humorous cat content in times of environmental concern. The correlation between air pollution and the pursuit of 'funny cat videos' pawsitively begs the question: is there a subconscious craving for feline amusement when the air becomes thick with pollutants, or are these searches simply the cat's meow of modern escapism in the digital age? These questions beckon for further exploration, emphasizing the need to delve deeper into the enigmatic realm of online behavior and its curious response to environmental conditions.
In conclusion, our findings not only provide valuable insights into the peculiar connections between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the endearing allure of 'funny cat videos' but also open the door to a whimsical realm of research that promises to blend statistical rigor with the undeniable charm of feline antics. The correlation unveiled in our study serves as a reminder that even in the realm of air pollutants, the quest for cat-induced humor reigns supreme – a paw-sitively delightful discovery that merits a closer examination of the whimsy lurking within the amalgam of human behavior and environmental influences.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In wrapping up our paw-sitively delightful study, we have unraveled the enthralling connection between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the irresistible allure of 'funny cat videos' with statistical rigor and a touch of whimsy. Our findings showcase the profound impact of environmental conditions on digital escapism, revealing that as the air quality took a nosedive, the quest for feline-induced hilarity soared to new heights. It seems that in the face of adversity, the internet populace turns to the playful antics of our feline friends for a dose of much-needed levity.

As we bid adieu to this purr-plexing yet enchanting journey into the unconventional intersections of human behavior and environmental factors, we are left with a feline appreciation for the unexpected and a statistical satisfaction in unearthing this charming correlation. Our findings have not only tickled the fancy of researchers but have also shed light on the endearing nature of the human quest for whimsy in the digital age. With a statistical wink and an appreciative nod to the enchanting realm of cat-related content, we assert that no further research is needed in this area. We leave this study with a lighthearted reminder that when the going gets tough, the tough search for funny cat videos.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Pawsitively Hilarious: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google Searches for 'Funny Cat Videos'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Feline Behavior and Environmental Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Pawsitively Hilarious: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google Searches for 'Funny Cat Videos'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Feline Behavioral Science Institute


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Pawsitively Hilarious: Exploring the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana and Google Searches for 'Funny Cat Videos' with an abstract of This paper investigates the whimsical and unexpected correlation between air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the frequency of Google searches for 'funny cat videos'. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our research team conducted a comprehensive analysis from 2004 to 2012. The results revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7777248 and p < 0.05, indicating a statistically significant association. Our findings not only shed light on the real impact of air quality on internet behavior, but also unmask the undeniable allure of feline-themed humor in the face of environmental concerns. The surprising connection between pollution levels and the quest for comedic relief through cat videos invites further investigation into the peculiar intersections of human behavior and environmental factors.

ChatGPT:

air pollution, Shreveport Louisiana, google searches, funny cat videos, correlation, environmental impact, internet behavior, pollution levels

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Data details

Air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Shreveport-Bossier City, LA
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana

Google searches for 'funny cat videos'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'funny cat videos' (United States, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

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Correlation r = 0.7777248 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6048559 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 60.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'funny cat videos') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana) over the 9 years from 2004 through 2012.

p < 0.05, which statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.014. 0.0136106084947907910000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.78 in 1.4% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 73 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 8 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 8 because we have two variables measured over a period of 9 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.23, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200420052006200720082009201020112012
Air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana (Bad air quality days)00.005479450.01095890.0027397300.002739730.005479450.01095890.00273224
Google searches for 'funny cat videos' (Rel. search volume)7.0833310.416717.583310.59.251111.512.513.1667




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0,0.00547945,0.0109589,0.00273973,0,0.00273973,0.00547945,0.0109589,0.00273224,])
array_2 = np.array([7.08333,10.4167,17.5833,10.5,9.25,11,11.5,12.5,13.1667,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Shreveport, Louisiana"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'funny cat videos'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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