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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Arson in Minnesota and the second variable is The number of cooks, short order in Minnesota.  The chart goes from 2003 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

It turns out, firefighters were also skilled short order cooks, and as they had to focus on putting out fewer fires, they had less time to work in the diner. Or, perhaps the arsonists were just really passionate about making omelets, and without their fiery passion, the short order cooking industry took a hit.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image inspired by a TIME magazine cover depicting a chaotic scene in a Minnesota diner kitchen. A group of short order cooks is working diligently behind the counter, flipping pancakes and sizzling bacon on the grill. Suddenly, flames erupt from the kitchen as an arsonist sets fire to the back of the restaurant. Customers and staff evacuate as firefighters rush to the scene, working to extinguish the blaze and ensure everyone's safety. The image should capture the frantic energy of the bustling diner, the chaos of the fire, and the heroic efforts of the firefighters without any words or speech bubbles. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Arson in Minnesota and The number of cooks, short order in Minnesota. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A Discovery magazine cover image Cyber folk a Polaroid photo Vaporwave A TIME magazine cover image
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Arson in Minnesota and The number of cooks, short order in Minnesota together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling diner in Minnesota, a group of short order cooks is working diligently behind the counter, flipping pancakes and sizzling bacon on the grill. Suddenly, flames erupt from the kitchen, as an arsonist sets fire to the back of the restaurant. Customers and staff evacuate as firefighters rush to the scene, working to extinguish the blaze and ensure everyone's safety.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling diner in Minnesota, a group of short order cooks is working diligently behind the counter, flipping pancakes and sizzling bacon on the grill. Suddenly, flames erupt from the kitchen, as an arsonist sets fire to the back of the restaurant. Customers and staff evacuate as firefighters rush to the scene, working to extinguish the blaze and ensure everyone's safety. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image inspired by a TIME magazine cover depicting a chaotic scene in a Minnesota diner kitchen. A group of short order cooks is working diligently behind the counter, flipping pancakes and sizzling bacon on the grill. Suddenly, flames erupt from the kitchen as an arsonist sets fire to the back of the restaurant. Customers and staff evacuate as firefighters rush to the scene, working to extinguish the blaze and ensure everyone's safety. The image should capture the frantic energy of the bustling diner, the chaos of the fire, and the heroic efforts of the firefighters without any words or speech bubbles.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Arson in Minnesota caused The number of cooks, short order in Minnesota to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Fired Up: The Sizzling Relationship Between Arson and Short Order Cooks in Minnesota

Journal of Culinary Crime Studies

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Minnesota and The number of cooks, short order in Minnesota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9273736 and p < 0.01 for 2003 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Fired Up: The Sizzling Relationship Between Arson and Short Order Cooks in Minnesota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we sizzle with excitement as we investigate the hot and spicy connection between the occurrence of arson in Minnesota and the number of short order cooks in the state. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Labor Statistics, we grilled our way through the years 2003 to 2022 to uncover the smoky relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Our findings revealed a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9273736 with p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive relationship between arson and the presence of short order cooks. It seems that when it comes to arson, more cooks in the kitchen may not always be a good thing - unless you like your crimes well done!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Minnesota and The number of cooks, short order in Minnesota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Fired Up: The Sizzling Relationship Between Arson and Short Order Cooks in Minnesota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we sizzle with excitement as we investigate the hot and spicy connection between the occurrence of arson in Minnesota and the number of short order cooks in the state. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Labor Statistics, we grilled our way through the years 2003 to 2022 to uncover the smoky relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Our findings revealed a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9273736 with p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive relationship between arson and the presence of short order cooks. It seems that when it comes to arson, more cooks in the kitchen may not always be a good thing - unless you like your crimes well done!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As with any good dish, the perfect recipe for understanding the underlying factors contributing to arson incidents in Minnesota requires careful measurement, precise analysis, and a hint of spice. In this paper, we aim to uncover the fiery relationship between arson and the number of short order cooks in the Land of 10,000 Lakes. This sizzling investigation delves into the unique socioeconomic and environmental factors that may influence the prevalence of arson incidents, and considers the unexpected influence of the culinary arts on this heated behavior.

It seems that in the realms of statistics and criminology, causation can be as elusive as the last slice of pie at a family gathering - particularly when it comes to uncovering the factors behind arson. However, like a well-seasoned steak, we believe that a thorough analysis of relevant variables has the potential to reveal unexpected truths that can only be discovered through the diligent application of statistical methods and interdisciplinary analysis.

Now, let's address the burning question: why should we care about the potential link between arson and the number of short order cooks in Minnesota? Well, as it turns out, understanding this connection can provide valuable insights into the complex interplay of economic, demographic, and behavioral factors that drive criminal activities. It also gives us a smokin' opportunity to shed light on the lesser-explored dynamics between the culinary industry and crime rates.

As we embark on this research journey, it's worth pointing out that teasing out causation from correlation can be as tricky as separating the egg yolk from the whites - it requires skill, patience, and a keen eye for detail. Through the careful and methodical examination of the data, we hope to serve up a compelling case for the influence of short order cooks on the incidence of arson in Minnesota, presenting findings that are as satisfying as a well-crafted punchline in a room full of scientists. After all, who knew that crime and cuisine could be so deeply intertwined? It's like trying to figure out the secret ingredient in a chef's signature dish - the answer lies in the careful blend of variables and the precision of statistical analysis.

Stay tuned, because in the following sections, we will dish up the details of our data sources, methodology, and findings, offering a flavorsome exploration of the simmering connection between arson and the presence of short order cooks. We promise not to leave you in suspense - after all, no one likes a half-baked conclusion. So, grab your apron and your statistical toolkit, and let's get cooking!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Minnesota and The number of cooks, short order in Minnesota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Fired Up: The Sizzling Relationship Between Arson and Short Order Cooks in Minnesota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we sizzle with excitement as we investigate the hot and spicy connection between the occurrence of arson in Minnesota and the number of short order cooks in the state. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Labor Statistics, we grilled our way through the years 2003 to 2022 to uncover the smoky relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Our findings revealed a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9273736 with p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive relationship between arson and the presence of short order cooks. It seems that when it comes to arson, more cooks in the kitchen may not always be a good thing - unless you like your crimes well done!

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As with any good dish, the perfect recipe for understanding the underlying factors contributing to arson incidents in Minnesota requires careful measurement, precise analysis, and a hint of spice. In this paper, we aim to uncover the fiery relationship between arson and the number of short order cooks in the Land of 10,000 Lakes. This sizzling investigation delves into the unique socioeconomic and environmental factors that may influence the prevalence of arson incidents, and considers the unexpected influence of the culinary arts on this heated behavior.
It seems that in the realms of statistics and criminology, causation can be as elusive as the last slice of pie at a family gathering - particularly when it comes to uncovering the factors behind arson. However, like a well-seasoned steak, we believe that a thorough analysis of relevant variables has the potential to reveal unexpected truths that can only be discovered through the diligent application of statistical methods and interdisciplinary analysis.
Now, let's address the burning question: why should we care about the potential link between arson and the number of short order cooks in Minnesota? Well, as it turns out, understanding this connection can provide valuable insights into the complex interplay of economic, demographic, and behavioral factors that drive criminal activities. It also gives us a smokin' opportunity to shed light on the lesser-explored dynamics between the culinary industry and crime rates.
As we embark on this research journey, it's worth pointing out that teasing out causation from correlation can be as tricky as separating the egg yolk from the whites - it requires skill, patience, and a keen eye for detail. Through the careful and methodical examination of the data, we hope to serve up a compelling case for the influence of short order cooks on the incidence of arson in Minnesota, presenting findings that are as satisfying as a well-crafted punchline in a room full of scientists. After all, who knew that crime and cuisine could be so deeply intertwined? It's like trying to figure out the secret ingredient in a chef's signature dish - the answer lies in the careful blend of variables and the precision of statistical analysis.
Stay tuned, because in the following sections, we will dish up the details of our data sources, methodology, and findings, offering a flavorsome exploration of the simmering connection between arson and the presence of short order cooks. We promise not to leave you in suspense - after all, no one likes a half-baked conclusion. So, grab your apron and your statistical toolkit, and let's get cooking!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

As we turn up the heat on our investigation into the seemingly fiery relationship between arson and the number of short order cooks in Minnesota, it is essential to explore existing literature and empirical studies that may shed light on this unexpected connection. In "Smith and Doe (2015)," the authors provide a comprehensive analysis of arson incidents in various U.S. states, but surprisingly little attention is given to the potential influence of culinary professionals on these criminal behaviors. This leaves us with a burning question: could more short order cooks be fueling the flames of arson in the North Star State?

In a rather ironic twist, "Jones (2018)" examines the economic impact of the culinary industry in the Midwest, yet fails to consider the potential repercussions of an abundance of short order cooks on criminal activities, specifically arson. This oversight leaves us feeling like a well-done steak - thoroughly cooked, but missing a key ingredient. It seems that the sizzling influence of short order cooks on arson incidents has been simmering below the surface of academic inquiry, waiting to be brought to a boil.

Turning our focus to non-fiction books, "The Kitchen Confidential" by Anthony Bourdain and "Flour, Water, Salt, Yeast" by Ken Forkish offer tantalizing insights into the culinary world, but regrettably, they neglect to explore the intersection of arson and the culinary arts. It appears that the spicy connection between crime and cuisine has remained a lesser-explored niche within the literary landscape, leaving us with a burning appetite for more substantial research in this area.

In the world of fiction, novels like "The Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England" by Brock Clarke and "Burnt Offerings" by Michael Lister imply a somewhat tenuous connection to our research topic. While these literary works may not serve as direct sources of empirical evidence, their thematic exploration of arson and culinary motifs adds a flavorful dimension to our understanding of these intertwined realms. It's as if we've stumbled upon a mystery ingredient in a recipe, adding a dash of intrigue to our investigation.

On the silver screen, movies such as "Chef" and "Burnt" provide a cinematic backdrop to the culinary world, offering a visual feast for the senses. While these films may not directly address the correlation between arson and short order cooks, they certainly add layers of flavor to our exploration of the potential link between culinary professionals and criminal activities. It's as if we've uncovered a hidden spice in the pantry of popular culture, hinting at an unexpected fusion between crime and cuisine.

In the spirit of academic inquiry, it is essential to engage with a diverse range of sources, spanning from scholarly works to fictional narratives and cinematic representations of the culinary landscape. While our investigation may have started with a seemingly whimsical premise, the inclusion of these interdisciplinary perspectives serves to enrich our understanding and inject a touch of zest into our research endeavors.

So, as we savor the unexpected flavors of this unique research venture, let's keep our eyes peeled for the breadcrumbs that may lead us to a deeper appreciation of the sizzling relationship between arson and short order cooks in Minnesota. After all, when it comes to uncovering hidden connections, the truth is often stranger than friction... I mean, fiction!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Minnesota and The number of cooks, short order in Minnesota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2003 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Fired Up: The Sizzling Relationship Between Arson and Short Order Cooks in Minnesota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we sizzle with excitement as we investigate the hot and spicy connection between the occurrence of arson in Minnesota and the number of short order cooks in the state. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Labor Statistics, we grilled our way through the years 2003 to 2022 to uncover the smoky relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Our findings revealed a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9273736 with p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive relationship between arson and the presence of short order cooks. It seems that when it comes to arson, more cooks in the kitchen may not always be a good thing - unless you like your crimes well done!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As with any good dish, the perfect recipe for understanding the underlying factors contributing to arson incidents in Minnesota requires careful measurement, precise analysis, and a hint of spice. In this paper, we aim to uncover the fiery relationship between arson and the number of short order cooks in the Land of 10,000 Lakes. This sizzling investigation delves into the unique socioeconomic and environmental factors that may influence the prevalence of arson incidents, and considers the unexpected influence of the culinary arts on this heated behavior.
It seems that in the realms of statistics and criminology, causation can be as elusive as the last slice of pie at a family gathering - particularly when it comes to uncovering the factors behind arson. However, like a well-seasoned steak, we believe that a thorough analysis of relevant variables has the potential to reveal unexpected truths that can only be discovered through the diligent application of statistical methods and interdisciplinary analysis.
Now, let's address the burning question: why should we care about the potential link between arson and the number of short order cooks in Minnesota? Well, as it turns out, understanding this connection can provide valuable insights into the complex interplay of economic, demographic, and behavioral factors that drive criminal activities. It also gives us a smokin' opportunity to shed light on the lesser-explored dynamics between the culinary industry and crime rates.
As we embark on this research journey, it's worth pointing out that teasing out causation from correlation can be as tricky as separating the egg yolk from the whites - it requires skill, patience, and a keen eye for detail. Through the careful and methodical examination of the data, we hope to serve up a compelling case for the influence of short order cooks on the incidence of arson in Minnesota, presenting findings that are as satisfying as a well-crafted punchline in a room full of scientists. After all, who knew that crime and cuisine could be so deeply intertwined? It's like trying to figure out the secret ingredient in a chef's signature dish - the answer lies in the careful blend of variables and the precision of statistical analysis.
Stay tuned, because in the following sections, we will dish up the details of our data sources, methodology, and findings, offering a flavorsome exploration of the simmering connection between arson and the presence of short order cooks. We promise not to leave you in suspense - after all, no one likes a half-baked conclusion. So, grab your apron and your statistical toolkit, and let's get cooking!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To get to the bottom of this fiery mystery, our research team embarked on a data collection journey that was as wild as a kitchen on a Friday night! We gathered data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, sifting through the statistical spices from 2003 to 2022 to concoct a rich dataset that could satisfy even the most discerning palate.

Our approach to data collection was as meticulous as separating the egg yolk from the egg white - no shells allowed! We scoured the depths of online repositories and national databases, carefully selecting datasets that were as clean and pristine as a brand-new kitchen towel. Our selection process was more thorough than a chef picking out the freshest ingredients for their signature dish - we left no stone unturned in our quest for the juiciest data morsels.

Now, in the spirit of transparency, we must acknowledge the limitations of our data collection process. Just like trying to find the perfect avocado at the grocery store, some variables were harder to pin down than others. However, we applied statistical tools and techniques with the precision of a master chef wielding a sharp knife, ensuring that our dataset was as robust as a well-seasoned stew.

Moving on to the analysis, we employed a sizzling array of statistical methods to uncover the relationship between arson and the number of short order cooks in Minnesota. We used correlation analysis to assess the degree of association between these variables, and the results were hotter than a jalapeño pepper! Our findings revealed a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9273736 with p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive relationship between arson and the presence of short order cooks. It seems that when it comes to this statistical duo, the heat is definitely on!

But before we indulge in these findings, it's important to acknowledge the potential confounding factors that could be simmering beneath the surface. Just like a well-crafted magic trick, it's essential to consider the possibility of hidden variables that may be influencing the observed relationship. Our analysis took these factors into account with the attentiveness of a seasoned detective, ensuring that our findings were as robust as a well-built soufflé.

In conclusion, our methodology brought together the best of statistical analysis and investigative prowess, serving up a tantalizing recipe for uncovering the connection between arson and short order cooks in Minnesota. Like a perfectly timed punchline, our methods delivered the goods, leaving no statistical stone unturned in our quest for understanding this unexpected and sizzling relationship.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Minnesota and The number of cooks, short order in Minnesota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2003 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9273736, r-squared of 0.8600218, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Fired Up: The Sizzling Relationship Between Arson and Short Order Cooks in Minnesota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we sizzle with excitement as we investigate the hot and spicy connection between the occurrence of arson in Minnesota and the number of short order cooks in the state. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Labor Statistics, we grilled our way through the years 2003 to 2022 to uncover the smoky relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Our findings revealed a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9273736 with p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive relationship between arson and the presence of short order cooks. It seems that when it comes to arson, more cooks in the kitchen may not always be a good thing - unless you like your crimes well done!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As with any good dish, the perfect recipe for understanding the underlying factors contributing to arson incidents in Minnesota requires careful measurement, precise analysis, and a hint of spice. In this paper, we aim to uncover the fiery relationship between arson and the number of short order cooks in the Land of 10,000 Lakes. This sizzling investigation delves into the unique socioeconomic and environmental factors that may influence the prevalence of arson incidents, and considers the unexpected influence of the culinary arts on this heated behavior.
It seems that in the realms of statistics and criminology, causation can be as elusive as the last slice of pie at a family gathering - particularly when it comes to uncovering the factors behind arson. However, like a well-seasoned steak, we believe that a thorough analysis of relevant variables has the potential to reveal unexpected truths that can only be discovered through the diligent application of statistical methods and interdisciplinary analysis.
Now, let's address the burning question: why should we care about the potential link between arson and the number of short order cooks in Minnesota? Well, as it turns out, understanding this connection can provide valuable insights into the complex interplay of economic, demographic, and behavioral factors that drive criminal activities. It also gives us a smokin' opportunity to shed light on the lesser-explored dynamics between the culinary industry and crime rates.
As we embark on this research journey, it's worth pointing out that teasing out causation from correlation can be as tricky as separating the egg yolk from the whites - it requires skill, patience, and a keen eye for detail. Through the careful and methodical examination of the data, we hope to serve up a compelling case for the influence of short order cooks on the incidence of arson in Minnesota, presenting findings that are as satisfying as a well-crafted punchline in a room full of scientists. After all, who knew that crime and cuisine could be so deeply intertwined? It's like trying to figure out the secret ingredient in a chef's signature dish - the answer lies in the careful blend of variables and the precision of statistical analysis.
Stay tuned, because in the following sections, we will dish up the details of our data sources, methodology, and findings, offering a flavorsome exploration of the simmering connection between arson and the presence of short order cooks. We promise not to leave you in suspense - after all, no one likes a half-baked conclusion. So, grab your apron and your statistical toolkit, and let's get cooking!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our scintillating investigation into the relationship between arson in Minnesota and the number of short order cooks in the Land of 10,000 Lakes have left us fired up and ready to reveal the sizzling connections we uncovered. After a thorough analysis of the data collected from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Labor Statistics, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9273736, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. This means that as the number of short order cooks increases, so does the incidence of arson in Minnesota. It seems like in this case, having more cooks in the kitchen truly does heat things up - and not just the stovetop!

The r-squared value of 0.8600218 further reinforces the robustness of the relationship between arson and the presence of short order cooks in Minnesota. This suggests that a considerable proportion of the variability in arson incidents can be explained by the variation in the number of short order cooks. It's as if the presence of short order cooks adds a dash of spice to the mix, intensifying the heat of the arson incidents across the state.

In our statistical analysis, the p-value of less than 0.01 provided compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis, affirming that the observed relationship between arson and the number of short order cooks is unlikely to be due to random chance alone. It's as if the data is telling us, "Don't be fooled - there's definitely something cooking here!" With a p-value that low, it's safe to say that the association between these variables is well-done and not just a rare coincidence.

Our findings are succinctly depicted in Figure 1, which presents a scatterplot showcasing the powerful correlation between arson and the number of short order cooks in Minnesota. This visual representation serves as a flavorful garnish, accentuating the robustness of the relationship and adding a dash of visual appeal to our findings. It's like the cherry on top of our statistical sundae, providing a tantalizing glimpse into the fiery dynamics at play.

In conclusion, our study has successfully grilled, sautéed, and simmered its way through the data to uncover an unexpectedly spicy connection between arson and the presence of short order cooks in Minnesota. These findings not only shed light on the complex interplay of socioeconomic and culinary factors but also serve as a reminder that in the realm of statistical analysis, there's always room for a little scientific flavor and a well-timed dad joke or two. After all, when it comes to research, it's important to keep a sense of humor - it's the secret ingredient that makes the findings all the more palatable.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Minnesota and The number of cooks, short order in Minnesota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Fired Up: The Sizzling Relationship Between Arson and Short Order Cooks in Minnesota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we sizzle with excitement as we investigate the hot and spicy connection between the occurrence of arson in Minnesota and the number of short order cooks in the state. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Labor Statistics, we grilled our way through the years 2003 to 2022 to uncover the smoky relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Our findings revealed a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9273736 with p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive relationship between arson and the presence of short order cooks. It seems that when it comes to arson, more cooks in the kitchen may not always be a good thing - unless you like your crimes well done!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
As we turn up the heat on our investigation into the seemingly fiery relationship between arson and the number of short order cooks in Minnesota, it is essential to explore existing literature and empirical studies that may shed light on this unexpected connection. In "Smith and Doe (2015)," the authors provide a comprehensive analysis of arson incidents in various U.S. states, but surprisingly little attention is given to the potential influence of culinary professionals on these criminal behaviors. This leaves us with a burning question: could more short order cooks be fueling the flames of arson in the North Star State?
In a rather ironic twist, "Jones (2018)" examines the economic impact of the culinary industry in the Midwest, yet fails to consider the potential repercussions of an abundance of short order cooks on criminal activities, specifically arson. This oversight leaves us feeling like a well-done steak - thoroughly cooked, but missing a key ingredient. It seems that the sizzling influence of short order cooks on arson incidents has been simmering below the surface of academic inquiry, waiting to be brought to a boil.
Turning our focus to non-fiction books, "The Kitchen Confidential" by Anthony Bourdain and "Flour, Water, Salt, Yeast" by Ken Forkish offer tantalizing insights into the culinary world, but regrettably, they neglect to explore the intersection of arson and the culinary arts. It appears that the spicy connection between crime and cuisine has remained a lesser-explored niche within the literary landscape, leaving us with a burning appetite for more substantial research in this area.
In the world of fiction, novels like "The Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England" by Brock Clarke and "Burnt Offerings" by Michael Lister imply a somewhat tenuous connection to our research topic. While these literary works may not serve as direct sources of empirical evidence, their thematic exploration of arson and culinary motifs adds a flavorful dimension to our understanding of these intertwined realms. It's as if we've stumbled upon a mystery ingredient in a recipe, adding a dash of intrigue to our investigation.
On the silver screen, movies such as "Chef" and "Burnt" provide a cinematic backdrop to the culinary world, offering a visual feast for the senses. While these films may not directly address the correlation between arson and short order cooks, they certainly add layers of flavor to our exploration of the potential link between culinary professionals and criminal activities. It's as if we've uncovered a hidden spice in the pantry of popular culture, hinting at an unexpected fusion between crime and cuisine.
In the spirit of academic inquiry, it is essential to engage with a diverse range of sources, spanning from scholarly works to fictional narratives and cinematic representations of the culinary landscape. While our investigation may have started with a seemingly whimsical premise, the inclusion of these interdisciplinary perspectives serves to enrich our understanding and inject a touch of zest into our research endeavors.
So, as we savor the unexpected flavors of this unique research venture, let's keep our eyes peeled for the breadcrumbs that may lead us to a deeper appreciation of the sizzling relationship between arson and short order cooks in Minnesota. After all, when it comes to uncovering hidden connections, the truth is often stranger than friction... I mean, fiction!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our scintillating investigation into the relationship between arson in Minnesota and the number of short order cooks in the Land of 10,000 Lakes have left us fired up and ready to reveal the sizzling connections we uncovered. After a thorough analysis of the data collected from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Labor Statistics, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9273736, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. This means that as the number of short order cooks increases, so does the incidence of arson in Minnesota. It seems like in this case, having more cooks in the kitchen truly does heat things up - and not just the stovetop!
The r-squared value of 0.8600218 further reinforces the robustness of the relationship between arson and the presence of short order cooks in Minnesota. This suggests that a considerable proportion of the variability in arson incidents can be explained by the variation in the number of short order cooks. It's as if the presence of short order cooks adds a dash of spice to the mix, intensifying the heat of the arson incidents across the state.
In our statistical analysis, the p-value of less than 0.01 provided compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis, affirming that the observed relationship between arson and the number of short order cooks is unlikely to be due to random chance alone. It's as if the data is telling us, "Don't be fooled - there's definitely something cooking here!" With a p-value that low, it's safe to say that the association between these variables is well-done and not just a rare coincidence.
Our findings are succinctly depicted in Figure 1, which presents a scatterplot showcasing the powerful correlation between arson and the number of short order cooks in Minnesota. This visual representation serves as a flavorful garnish, accentuating the robustness of the relationship and adding a dash of visual appeal to our findings. It's like the cherry on top of our statistical sundae, providing a tantalizing glimpse into the fiery dynamics at play.
In conclusion, our study has successfully grilled, sautéed, and simmered its way through the data to uncover an unexpectedly spicy connection between arson and the presence of short order cooks in Minnesota. These findings not only shed light on the complex interplay of socioeconomic and culinary factors but also serve as a reminder that in the realm of statistical analysis, there's always room for a little scientific flavor and a well-timed dad joke or two. After all, when it comes to research, it's important to keep a sense of humor - it's the secret ingredient that makes the findings all the more palatable.

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[[DISCUSSION]]

Sizzle me timbers! Our findings have ignited a fiery discussion around the unexpected link between arson and the number of short order cooks in Minnesota. It seems that when it comes to crime and cuisine, there's more than meets the fry! Our scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9273736 has served up a tantalizing dish of evidence, reinforcing prior research that suggested a potential association between these seemingly disparate variables. As we turn up the heat on our investigation, it's clear that the influence of short order cooks on arson incidents in Minnesota is no mere flash in the pan.

The sizzling influence of culinary professionals on criminal behavior may seem like a half-baked idea at first. However, our robust correlation coefficient, which is hotter than a griddle on a Sunday morning, bolsters the existing literature that has hinted at the spicy relationship between these variables. It's as if our findings have taken the lid off a pressure cooker, revealing a simmering truth that demands serious attention.

The r-squared value of 0.8600218 further cements the solidity of our findings, indicating that a significant proportion of the variability in arson incidents can be attributed to the presence of short order cooks. It's as if the presence of these culinary maestros is adding a pinch of paprika to the criminal landscape, seasoning the statistics with a flavor that cannot be ignored.

With a p-value of less than 0.01, our results cook up an irresistible case for rejecting the null hypothesis. It's as if the data is whispering in our ears, "There's something fishy going on here, and it's not just the catch of the day!" This compelling evidence further underscores the gravity of the relationship between arson and the number of short order cooks, leaving little room for doubt and a whole lot of room for some well-timed cooking puns.

In the grand banquet of statistical analysis, our findings take center stage as the pièce de résistance. The scatterplot in Figure 1 not only adds a dash of visual flair to our results but also serves as a spicy garnish on the statistical entree we've prepared. The visual representation showcases the searing bond between arson and short order cooks, like a perfectly charred grill mark on a prime cut of meat.

In the realm of scientific inquiry, it's easy to get lost in the numbers and formulas, but it's important to remember that a little seasoning goes a long way. Our investigation into the connection between arson and short order cooks has not only sparked curiosity but has also added a flavorful twist to the discourse surrounding criminology and culinary arts. It's like finding a hidden spice rack in the lab - unexpected, delightful, and guaranteed to bring a smile to any discerning palate.

As we wrap up this discussion, let's remember that in the kitchen of academia, a well-timed dad joke is the secret ingredient that makes the findings all the more palatable. After all, when it comes to scientific research, a little humor is just what the chef ordered!


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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Minnesota and The number of cooks, short order in Minnesota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Fired Up: The Sizzling Relationship Between Arson and Short Order Cooks in Minnesota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we sizzle with excitement as we investigate the hot and spicy connection between the occurrence of arson in Minnesota and the number of short order cooks in the state. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Labor Statistics, we grilled our way through the years 2003 to 2022 to uncover the smoky relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Our findings revealed a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9273736 with p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive relationship between arson and the presence of short order cooks. It seems that when it comes to arson, more cooks in the kitchen may not always be a good thing - unless you like your crimes well done!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As with any good dish, the perfect recipe for understanding the underlying factors contributing to arson incidents in Minnesota requires careful measurement, precise analysis, and a hint of spice. In this paper, we aim to uncover the fiery relationship between arson and the number of short order cooks in the Land of 10,000 Lakes. This sizzling investigation delves into the unique socioeconomic and environmental factors that may influence the prevalence of arson incidents, and considers the unexpected influence of the culinary arts on this heated behavior.
It seems that in the realms of statistics and criminology, causation can be as elusive as the last slice of pie at a family gathering - particularly when it comes to uncovering the factors behind arson. However, like a well-seasoned steak, we believe that a thorough analysis of relevant variables has the potential to reveal unexpected truths that can only be discovered through the diligent application of statistical methods and interdisciplinary analysis.
Now, let's address the burning question: why should we care about the potential link between arson and the number of short order cooks in Minnesota? Well, as it turns out, understanding this connection can provide valuable insights into the complex interplay of economic, demographic, and behavioral factors that drive criminal activities. It also gives us a smokin' opportunity to shed light on the lesser-explored dynamics between the culinary industry and crime rates.
As we embark on this research journey, it's worth pointing out that teasing out causation from correlation can be as tricky as separating the egg yolk from the whites - it requires skill, patience, and a keen eye for detail. Through the careful and methodical examination of the data, we hope to serve up a compelling case for the influence of short order cooks on the incidence of arson in Minnesota, presenting findings that are as satisfying as a well-crafted punchline in a room full of scientists. After all, who knew that crime and cuisine could be so deeply intertwined? It's like trying to figure out the secret ingredient in a chef's signature dish - the answer lies in the careful blend of variables and the precision of statistical analysis.
Stay tuned, because in the following sections, we will dish up the details of our data sources, methodology, and findings, offering a flavorsome exploration of the simmering connection between arson and the presence of short order cooks. We promise not to leave you in suspense - after all, no one likes a half-baked conclusion. So, grab your apron and your statistical toolkit, and let's get cooking!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our scintillating investigation into the relationship between arson in Minnesota and the number of short order cooks in the Land of 10,000 Lakes have left us fired up and ready to reveal the sizzling connections we uncovered. After a thorough analysis of the data collected from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Labor Statistics, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9273736, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. This means that as the number of short order cooks increases, so does the incidence of arson in Minnesota. It seems like in this case, having more cooks in the kitchen truly does heat things up - and not just the stovetop!
The r-squared value of 0.8600218 further reinforces the robustness of the relationship between arson and the presence of short order cooks in Minnesota. This suggests that a considerable proportion of the variability in arson incidents can be explained by the variation in the number of short order cooks. It's as if the presence of short order cooks adds a dash of spice to the mix, intensifying the heat of the arson incidents across the state.
In our statistical analysis, the p-value of less than 0.01 provided compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis, affirming that the observed relationship between arson and the number of short order cooks is unlikely to be due to random chance alone. It's as if the data is telling us, "Don't be fooled - there's definitely something cooking here!" With a p-value that low, it's safe to say that the association between these variables is well-done and not just a rare coincidence.
Our findings are succinctly depicted in Figure 1, which presents a scatterplot showcasing the powerful correlation between arson and the number of short order cooks in Minnesota. This visual representation serves as a flavorful garnish, accentuating the robustness of the relationship and adding a dash of visual appeal to our findings. It's like the cherry on top of our statistical sundae, providing a tantalizing glimpse into the fiery dynamics at play.
In conclusion, our study has successfully grilled, sautéed, and simmered its way through the data to uncover an unexpectedly spicy connection between arson and the presence of short order cooks in Minnesota. These findings not only shed light on the complex interplay of socioeconomic and culinary factors but also serve as a reminder that in the realm of statistical analysis, there's always room for a little scientific flavor and a well-timed dad joke or two. After all, when it comes to research, it's important to keep a sense of humor - it's the secret ingredient that makes the findings all the more palatable.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

As we wrap up this culinary exploration of crime and cuisine, we can't help but savor the unexpectedly spicy findings that emerged from our rigorous statistical analysis. It's clear that the presence of short order cooks in Minnesota is no small potatoes when it comes to its correlation with arson incidents. Perhaps we could say that when it comes to crime, the heat is definitely on in the kitchen!

Our study has not only seasoned the existing literature on arson and its potential determinants but has also sparked new avenues for interdisciplinary research. With our findings in tow, future studies can dig deeper into the nuanced dynamics between culinary professions and criminal behavior. Who knows, there might be more to this spicy correlation than meets the eye - a real "whisk" in the making!

As we bid adieu to this flavorful investigation, it's worth taking a moment to appreciate the role of statistics in uncovering these tantalizing relationships. It's like peeling back the layers of an onion - each statistical test revealing a new dimension to the data. And what's research without a few tears, right?

In the grand scientific banquet of knowledge, our study has added a unique dish to the menu, showcasing the intricate dance between social, economic, and culinary factors in shaping criminal activity. It's like finding the perfect blend of ingredients in a dish - sometimes, unexpected combinations yield the most delectable results.

In closing, we stand by the assertion that no further research in this area is needed. Our findings have seasoned the field with enough food for thought, and it's time to let this spicy topic simmer. After all, too much of a good thing can leave a bad taste in one's mouth - and we wouldn't want to overcook this intriguing connection between arson and short order cooks in Minnesota.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Fired Up: The Sizzling Relationship Between Arson and Short Order Cooks in Minnesota. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Culinary Crime Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Fired Up: The Sizzling Relationship Between Arson and Short Order Cooks in Minnesota. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Culinary Pyrotechnics Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Fired Up: The Sizzling Relationship Between Arson and Short Order Cooks in Minnesota with an abstract of In this paper, we sizzle with excitement as we investigate the hot and spicy connection between the occurrence of arson in Minnesota and the number of short order cooks in the state. Utilizing data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Bureau of Labor Statistics, we grilled our way through the years 2003 to 2022 to uncover the smoky relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Our findings revealed a scorching correlation coefficient of 0.9273736 with p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive relationship between arson and the presence of short order cooks. It seems that when it comes to arson, more cooks in the kitchen may not always be a good thing - unless you like your crimes well done!

ChatGPT:

arson, short order cooks, Minnesota, correlation coefficient, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, Bureau of Labor Statistics, crime statistics

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Arson in Minnesota
Detailed data title: The arson rate per 100,000 residents in Minnesota
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Arson in Minnesota

The number of cooks, short order in Minnesota
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of cooks, short order in Minnesota
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of cooks, short order in Minnesota

Correlation r = 0.9273736 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8600218 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 86% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of cooks, short order in Minnesota) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Arson in Minnesota) over the 20 years from 2003 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.09E-9. 0.0000000040934720143162270000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.93 in 4.09E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 244,291,398 random variables You don't actually need 244 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.82, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Arson in Minnesota (Arson rate)29.127.122.329.523.522.117.11514.617.513.411.710.999.67.78.713.512.811
The number of cooks, short order in Minnesota (Cooks, Short Order)3870381045304330393035302470273022302100127014701320130094072096077019401130




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([29.1,27.1,22.3,29.5,23.5,22.1,17.1,15,14.6,17.5,13.4,11.7,10.9,9,9.6,7.7,8.7,13.5,12.8,11,])
array_2 = np.array([3870,3810,4530,4330,3930,3530,2470,2730,2230,2100,1270,1470,1320,1300,940,720,960,770,1940,1130,])
array_1_name = "Arson in Minnesota"
array_2_name = "The number of cooks, short order in Minnesota"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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