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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Fargo and the second variable is Miss America's age.  The chart goes from 2005 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As air pollution in Fargo increased, beauty pageant contestants started to wheeze more often. This wheezing led to a decrease in their overall lung capacity, which meant they couldn't hold their breath as long during the swimsuit competition. So, instead of being crowned Miss America, they were crowned Miss Nebulizer, and as a result, the average age of winners increased because, as it turns out, clean air is just a breath of fresh heir.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a whimsical illustration of Fargo, with a hazy sky hanging over the city streets. In the center of the scene, depict Miss America strolling confidently in her sash, with her age printed boldly. As she walks, the smog in the air conceals the distant buildings in an obscure, dream-like manner. Create a whimsical and proud ambiance around Miss America as she takes her stride, evoking a sense of determination and hope. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Poor air quality in Fargo and Miss America's age. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cubism Oragami Whimsical illustration inspired by bauhaus Art nouveau
ChatGPT: Whimsical illustration

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Poor air quality in Fargo and Miss America's age together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Fargo, a hazy sky hovers over the city as Miss America, wearing a sash with her age, walks through the streets. The smog in the air obscures the view of the distant buildings, while the Miss America hopeful smiles proudly, with her age clearly displayed.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Whimsical illustration ] and depicting this scene: In Fargo, a hazy sky hovers over the city as Miss America, wearing a sash with her age, walks through the streets. The smog in the air obscures the view of the distant buildings, while the Miss America hopeful smiles proudly, with her age clearly displayed. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a whimsical illustration of Fargo, with a hazy sky hanging over the city streets. In the center of the scene, depict Miss America strolling confidently in her sash, with her age printed boldly. As she walks, the smog in the air conceals the distant buildings in an obscure, dream-like manner. Create a whimsical and proud ambiance around Miss America as she takes her stride, evoking a sense of determination and hope.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in Air pollution in Fargo negatively influenced Miss America's age. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Beauty and the Beasts: Unveiling the Pollution-Popularity Paradox

The Journal of Environmental Irony

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Fargo and Miss America's age. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Wikipedia to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of -0.9053862 and p < 0.01 for 2005 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Beauty and the Beasts: Unveiling the Pollution-Popularity Paradox"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the curious connection between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Wikipedia, our research team delved into this amusingly perplexing question to shed light on a potentially unexpected relationship. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of -0.9053862 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2005 to 2022.

Amidst the dusty clouds of statistical analysis, our results indicate a clear inverse association between the air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. It seems that as the air quality in Fargo declines, the age of Miss America tends to defy the typical trend and skew towards younger representatives. One might say it's a case of "smoke and mirrors" in the realm of beauty pageants!

While we cannot claim causation, the correlation prompts intriguing speculation about the potential influence of environmental factors on societal constructs of beauty and youth. This unanticipated link between air pollution and the age of Miss America certainly adds an element of whimsy to the otherwise somber topic of pollution research. It appears that behind the veil of haze lies an unexpected flair for youthfulness – or perhaps it’s simply a case of "air today, gone tomorrow" beauty standards.

Our study contributes to the lighthearted intersection of environmental and social phenomena, inviting further exploration and, undoubtedly, a fair share of wry smiles. As we unravel this peculiar correlation, we can't help but ponder: is it the air quality in Fargo that's influencing the age of Miss America, or are beauty pageant contestants simply "blowing" out the candles to defy the age-old trend?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Fargo and Miss America's age. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Beauty and the Beasts: Unveiling the Pollution-Popularity Paradox"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the curious connection between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Wikipedia, our research team delved into this amusingly perplexing question to shed light on a potentially unexpected relationship. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of -0.9053862 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2005 to 2022.

Amidst the dusty clouds of statistical analysis, our results indicate a clear inverse association between the air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. It seems that as the air quality in Fargo declines, the age of Miss America tends to defy the typical trend and skew towards younger representatives. One might say it's a case of "smoke and mirrors" in the realm of beauty pageants!

While we cannot claim causation, the correlation prompts intriguing speculation about the potential influence of environmental factors on societal constructs of beauty and youth. This unanticipated link between air pollution and the age of Miss America certainly adds an element of whimsy to the otherwise somber topic of pollution research. It appears that behind the veil of haze lies an unexpected flair for youthfulness – or perhaps it’s simply a case of "air today, gone tomorrow" beauty standards.

Our study contributes to the lighthearted intersection of environmental and social phenomena, inviting further exploration and, undoubtedly, a fair share of wry smiles. As we unravel this peculiar correlation, we can't help but ponder: is it the air quality in Fargo that's influencing the age of Miss America, or are beauty pageant contestants simply "blowing" out the candles to defy the age-old trend?

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As the adage goes, "The beauty of research is in the eye of the beholder." In the realm of statistical exploration, one might not expect to find a connection between air pollution and the age of Miss America – after all, one typically concerns itself with particles in the air, not on the runway. However, our foray into this apparently unlikely duo has revealed not just a correlation, but an observation that adds a touch of whimsy to the often serious world of scientific inquiry.

Let's clear the air and dive into our investigation, shall we? It all started with a breath of fresh air – or rather, a puff of polluted air in Fargo, North Dakota. We couldn't help but wonder, amidst the dust and haze, if there was a wisp of correlation between pollution levels and the age of Miss America. It turns out, there's more to this than meets the eye, or perhaps, the smog.

Statistically speaking, our findings revealed a correlation coefficient that's stronger than a contestant's hairspray hold, with a p-value lower than a beauty queen's curtsey. As we crunched the numbers, we couldn't help but appreciate the irony – the more the particles cloud the skies in Fargo, the clearer the inverse association with the age of Miss America becomes. It's almost as if the pollution particles are spawning a generation of perpetually youthful beauty queens!

With a statistically significant relationship like this, one can't help but wonder if there's a "missed" connection between air pollution and the fountain of youth. Perhaps it's a case of "sparing the "air" and spoiling the queens," as Fargo's air quality apparently plays a part in defying the conventional age trajectory of our glamorous contestants. It's an unexpected twist that brings new meaning to the phrase "taking a breath of fresh air."

As we embark on this comical quest for truth, we're left with an enigmatic question: Are the winds of Fargo blowing more than just leaves, and could it be that the air pollution is, in fact, a "breathtaking" contributor to Miss America's age? We invite you to join us on this scientific adventure – strap on your statistical stilettos and let's waltz into the world of air pollution and beauty pageants, where the data brings humor and fascination to the forefront.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Fargo and Miss America's age. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Beauty and the Beasts: Unveiling the Pollution-Popularity Paradox"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the curious connection between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Wikipedia, our research team delved into this amusingly perplexing question to shed light on a potentially unexpected relationship. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of -0.9053862 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2005 to 2022.

Amidst the dusty clouds of statistical analysis, our results indicate a clear inverse association between the air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. It seems that as the air quality in Fargo declines, the age of Miss America tends to defy the typical trend and skew towards younger representatives. One might say it's a case of "smoke and mirrors" in the realm of beauty pageants!

While we cannot claim causation, the correlation prompts intriguing speculation about the potential influence of environmental factors on societal constructs of beauty and youth. This unanticipated link between air pollution and the age of Miss America certainly adds an element of whimsy to the otherwise somber topic of pollution research. It appears that behind the veil of haze lies an unexpected flair for youthfulness – or perhaps it’s simply a case of "air today, gone tomorrow" beauty standards.

Our study contributes to the lighthearted intersection of environmental and social phenomena, inviting further exploration and, undoubtedly, a fair share of wry smiles. As we unravel this peculiar correlation, we can't help but ponder: is it the air quality in Fargo that's influencing the age of Miss America, or are beauty pageant contestants simply "blowing" out the candles to defy the age-old trend?

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the adage goes, "The beauty of research is in the eye of the beholder." In the realm of statistical exploration, one might not expect to find a connection between air pollution and the age of Miss America – after all, one typically concerns itself with particles in the air, not on the runway. However, our foray into this apparently unlikely duo has revealed not just a correlation, but an observation that adds a touch of whimsy to the often serious world of scientific inquiry.
Let's clear the air and dive into our investigation, shall we? It all started with a breath of fresh air – or rather, a puff of polluted air in Fargo, North Dakota. We couldn't help but wonder, amidst the dust and haze, if there was a wisp of correlation between pollution levels and the age of Miss America. It turns out, there's more to this than meets the eye, or perhaps, the smog.
Statistically speaking, our findings revealed a correlation coefficient that's stronger than a contestant's hairspray hold, with a p-value lower than a beauty queen's curtsey. As we crunched the numbers, we couldn't help but appreciate the irony – the more the particles cloud the skies in Fargo, the clearer the inverse association with the age of Miss America becomes. It's almost as if the pollution particles are spawning a generation of perpetually youthful beauty queens!
With a statistically significant relationship like this, one can't help but wonder if there's a "missed" connection between air pollution and the fountain of youth. Perhaps it's a case of "sparing the "air" and spoiling the queens," as Fargo's air quality apparently plays a part in defying the conventional age trajectory of our glamorous contestants. It's an unexpected twist that brings new meaning to the phrase "taking a breath of fresh air."
As we embark on this comical quest for truth, we're left with an enigmatic question: Are the winds of Fargo blowing more than just leaves, and could it be that the air pollution is, in fact, a "breathtaking" contributor to Miss America's age? We invite you to join us on this scientific adventure – strap on your statistical stilettos and let's waltz into the world of air pollution and beauty pageants, where the data brings humor and fascination to the forefront.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The relationship between air pollution and societal phenomena has been studied extensively in the field of environmental science. Previous research, such as that of Smith et al. (2017) and Doe et al. (2019), has focused on the detrimental effects of air pollution on human health, wildlife, and ecosystems. These studies have elucidated the pervasive impact of air pollutants on various aspects of life, from respiratory illnesses to climate change. However, a jovial inquiry into the unconventional association between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America is a delightful departure from the usual somber discourse on pollution.

In "Book," the authors find a connection between air quality and public health, highlighting the deleterious effects of pollution on respiratory function and overall well-being. Similarly, Jones et al. (2020) emphasize the urgency of addressing air pollution to mitigate its repercussions on environmental sustainability.

The unexpected correlation between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America has sparked whimsical reverie and prompted the authors to ponder the playful question: "What's the air got to do with it?" It seems that amidst the haze of statistical analyses lies a quirky anecdote that adds levity to the weighty topic of pollution research.

Turning the pages to explore fictional works that could shed a lighthearted perspective on this curious correlation, we find "Beauty and the Pollution: A Tale of Fresh Air and Youthful Charms" and "The Air-Heiress Dilemma: A Novel of Fargo's Breezy Secrets." While these titles may not contribute scholarly insights, they certainly add a touch of literary whimsy to our meandering musings on air pollution and Miss America's age.

In the same spirit of fanciful exploration, cinematic narratives such as "Miss Congeniality" and "Little Miss Sunshine" offer a tangential, albeit fictitious, glimpse into the world of beauty pageants and the perennial quest for youthfulness. These films, though not directly related to our empirical investigation, evoke a sense of amusement and wonder in contemplating the correlation between air pollution and the age of Miss America.

Much like finding a needle in a haystack, the unearthing of this unexpected correlation has injected a dose of hilarity into the otherwise sober field of environmental research. The authors, amidst their statistical ponderings, couldn't resist a dad joke: "I guess you could say that when it comes to air quality and beauty pageants, the correlation is 'blowing us away'!"

As we savor the intellectual playfulness inherent in this curious correlation, it becomes apparent that science can, indeed, be a source of unexpected merriment. Our findings, while bearing the weight of statistical significance, also carry the delightful aroma of whimsy and the promise of levity in the pursuit of knowledge.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Fargo and Miss America's age. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Wikipedia . You used data from 2005 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Beauty and the Beasts: Unveiling the Pollution-Popularity Paradox"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the curious connection between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Wikipedia, our research team delved into this amusingly perplexing question to shed light on a potentially unexpected relationship. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of -0.9053862 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2005 to 2022.

Amidst the dusty clouds of statistical analysis, our results indicate a clear inverse association between the air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. It seems that as the air quality in Fargo declines, the age of Miss America tends to defy the typical trend and skew towards younger representatives. One might say it's a case of "smoke and mirrors" in the realm of beauty pageants!

While we cannot claim causation, the correlation prompts intriguing speculation about the potential influence of environmental factors on societal constructs of beauty and youth. This unanticipated link between air pollution and the age of Miss America certainly adds an element of whimsy to the otherwise somber topic of pollution research. It appears that behind the veil of haze lies an unexpected flair for youthfulness – or perhaps it’s simply a case of "air today, gone tomorrow" beauty standards.

Our study contributes to the lighthearted intersection of environmental and social phenomena, inviting further exploration and, undoubtedly, a fair share of wry smiles. As we unravel this peculiar correlation, we can't help but ponder: is it the air quality in Fargo that's influencing the age of Miss America, or are beauty pageant contestants simply "blowing" out the candles to defy the age-old trend?

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the adage goes, "The beauty of research is in the eye of the beholder." In the realm of statistical exploration, one might not expect to find a connection between air pollution and the age of Miss America – after all, one typically concerns itself with particles in the air, not on the runway. However, our foray into this apparently unlikely duo has revealed not just a correlation, but an observation that adds a touch of whimsy to the often serious world of scientific inquiry.
Let's clear the air and dive into our investigation, shall we? It all started with a breath of fresh air – or rather, a puff of polluted air in Fargo, North Dakota. We couldn't help but wonder, amidst the dust and haze, if there was a wisp of correlation between pollution levels and the age of Miss America. It turns out, there's more to this than meets the eye, or perhaps, the smog.
Statistically speaking, our findings revealed a correlation coefficient that's stronger than a contestant's hairspray hold, with a p-value lower than a beauty queen's curtsey. As we crunched the numbers, we couldn't help but appreciate the irony – the more the particles cloud the skies in Fargo, the clearer the inverse association with the age of Miss America becomes. It's almost as if the pollution particles are spawning a generation of perpetually youthful beauty queens!
With a statistically significant relationship like this, one can't help but wonder if there's a "missed" connection between air pollution and the fountain of youth. Perhaps it's a case of "sparing the "air" and spoiling the queens," as Fargo's air quality apparently plays a part in defying the conventional age trajectory of our glamorous contestants. It's an unexpected twist that brings new meaning to the phrase "taking a breath of fresh air."
As we embark on this comical quest for truth, we're left with an enigmatic question: Are the winds of Fargo blowing more than just leaves, and could it be that the air pollution is, in fact, a "breathtaking" contributor to Miss America's age? We invite you to join us on this scientific adventure – strap on your statistical stilettos and let's waltz into the world of air pollution and beauty pageants, where the data brings humor and fascination to the forefront.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unearth the intriguing connection between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America, our research team employed a multifaceted and, dare we say, eyebrow-raising methodology. First, we scoured the depths of the internet, navigating through the virtual clouds of data, to gather air pollution measurements from the Environmental Protection Agency. Like intrepid explorers, we braved the digital winds to extract particulate matter (PM2.5 and PM10), nitrogen dioxide (NO2), sulfur dioxide (SO2), and ozone (O3) concentrations from the year 2005 to 2022. Not to mention, we had to filter out the irrelevant "dust"-urbances and ensure the data was as clear as the complexion of a beauty queen on stage.

When it came to the age of Miss America, our intrepid researchers turned their gaze towards the archives of Wikipedia. Through careful scrutiny of historical records, we meticulously documented the age of each crowned Miss America from 2005 to 2022. Our commitment to accuracy rivaled that of a contestant's determination to hit that high note in the talent segment.

With data in hand, we expertly wielded the tools of statistical analysis to uncover the enigmatic relationship between air pollution and the age of Miss America. Employing the illustrious Pearson correlation coefficient, we quantified the strength and direction of the relationship, all the while keeping an eye out for any potential "smoke" screens. Our statistical arsenal allowed us to derive a correlation coefficient that was more steadfast than a pageant wave and a p-value lower than the acceptance rate at a prestigious university.

In addition to the quantitative analysis, we performed a series of robustness checks to ensure the stability of our findings. Sensitivity analyses were conducted to assess the impact of outliers, just as one would scrutinize a contestant's wardrobe choice for the evening gown segment. We also explored alternative measures of air pollution, considering the potential effects of seasonal variations and regional influences.

Of course, no research endeavor is without its limitations. The data, though comprehensive, may contain inherent quirks and idiosyncrasies that elude our analytical gaze. While we cannot definitively ascertain causation, our findings undeniable stand as a testament to the whimsical interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena. And there you have it - we've unraveled the mystery of air pollution and Miss America's age, leaving behind a trail of statistical stardust that's sure to evoke more than a few winks and nods.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Fargo and Miss America's age. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Wikipedia .

For the time period 2005 to 2022, you found a correlation -0.9053862, r-squared of 0.8197242, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Beauty and the Beasts: Unveiling the Pollution-Popularity Paradox"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the curious connection between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Wikipedia, our research team delved into this amusingly perplexing question to shed light on a potentially unexpected relationship. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of -0.9053862 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2005 to 2022.

Amidst the dusty clouds of statistical analysis, our results indicate a clear inverse association between the air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. It seems that as the air quality in Fargo declines, the age of Miss America tends to defy the typical trend and skew towards younger representatives. One might say it's a case of "smoke and mirrors" in the realm of beauty pageants!

While we cannot claim causation, the correlation prompts intriguing speculation about the potential influence of environmental factors on societal constructs of beauty and youth. This unanticipated link between air pollution and the age of Miss America certainly adds an element of whimsy to the otherwise somber topic of pollution research. It appears that behind the veil of haze lies an unexpected flair for youthfulness – or perhaps it’s simply a case of "air today, gone tomorrow" beauty standards.

Our study contributes to the lighthearted intersection of environmental and social phenomena, inviting further exploration and, undoubtedly, a fair share of wry smiles. As we unravel this peculiar correlation, we can't help but ponder: is it the air quality in Fargo that's influencing the age of Miss America, or are beauty pageant contestants simply "blowing" out the candles to defy the age-old trend?

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As the adage goes, "The beauty of research is in the eye of the beholder." In the realm of statistical exploration, one might not expect to find a connection between air pollution and the age of Miss America – after all, one typically concerns itself with particles in the air, not on the runway. However, our foray into this apparently unlikely duo has revealed not just a correlation, but an observation that adds a touch of whimsy to the often serious world of scientific inquiry.
Let's clear the air and dive into our investigation, shall we? It all started with a breath of fresh air – or rather, a puff of polluted air in Fargo, North Dakota. We couldn't help but wonder, amidst the dust and haze, if there was a wisp of correlation between pollution levels and the age of Miss America. It turns out, there's more to this than meets the eye, or perhaps, the smog.
Statistically speaking, our findings revealed a correlation coefficient that's stronger than a contestant's hairspray hold, with a p-value lower than a beauty queen's curtsey. As we crunched the numbers, we couldn't help but appreciate the irony – the more the particles cloud the skies in Fargo, the clearer the inverse association with the age of Miss America becomes. It's almost as if the pollution particles are spawning a generation of perpetually youthful beauty queens!
With a statistically significant relationship like this, one can't help but wonder if there's a "missed" connection between air pollution and the fountain of youth. Perhaps it's a case of "sparing the "air" and spoiling the queens," as Fargo's air quality apparently plays a part in defying the conventional age trajectory of our glamorous contestants. It's an unexpected twist that brings new meaning to the phrase "taking a breath of fresh air."
As we embark on this comical quest for truth, we're left with an enigmatic question: Are the winds of Fargo blowing more than just leaves, and could it be that the air pollution is, in fact, a "breathtaking" contributor to Miss America's age? We invite you to join us on this scientific adventure – strap on your statistical stilettos and let's waltz into the world of air pollution and beauty pageants, where the data brings humor and fascination to the forefront.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis of the data revealed a strong negative correlation between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. The correlation coefficient of -0.9053862 suggests a robust inverse relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. This finding suggests that as air pollution in Fargo worsens, the age of Miss America tends to trend towards the younger end of the spectrum.

Figure 1 depicts the unmistakable negative relationship between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America, providing a visual representation of the surprising correlation uncovered in this study. It seems that amidst the haze of statistical analysis, there's a clear association that can't be swept under the rug. One might even say that this relationship is as clear as the smog in Fargo itself.

The observed r-squared value of 0.8197242 indicates that approximately 82% of the variability in the age of Miss America can be explained by changes in air pollution levels in Fargo during the specified time period. This substantial proportion of variance explained highlights the noteworthy predictive power of air pollution levels when it comes to predicting the age of Miss America. It's almost as if the air pollution is not just clouding the skies, but also concealing the secret to eternal youth!

Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis, indicating that the observed correlation between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America is statistically significant. It appears that despite the unusual nature of the relationship, the findings are not merely a product of chance—there's a "statistically significant" beauty and the beasts connection here!

In conclusion, our research unearths a peculiar but undeniably intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. This unexpected correlation prompts a lighthearted exploration of potential influences of environmental factors on societal perceptions of beauty and youth. It seems that amidst the clouds of uncertainty, there's a glimmer of statistical humor and a breath of fresh, albeit polluted, air in the world of research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Fargo and Miss America's age. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Beauty and the Beasts: Unveiling the Pollution-Popularity Paradox"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the curious connection between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Wikipedia, our research team delved into this amusingly perplexing question to shed light on a potentially unexpected relationship. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of -0.9053862 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2005 to 2022.

Amidst the dusty clouds of statistical analysis, our results indicate a clear inverse association between the air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. It seems that as the air quality in Fargo declines, the age of Miss America tends to defy the typical trend and skew towards younger representatives. One might say it's a case of "smoke and mirrors" in the realm of beauty pageants!

While we cannot claim causation, the correlation prompts intriguing speculation about the potential influence of environmental factors on societal constructs of beauty and youth. This unanticipated link between air pollution and the age of Miss America certainly adds an element of whimsy to the otherwise somber topic of pollution research. It appears that behind the veil of haze lies an unexpected flair for youthfulness – or perhaps it’s simply a case of "air today, gone tomorrow" beauty standards.

Our study contributes to the lighthearted intersection of environmental and social phenomena, inviting further exploration and, undoubtedly, a fair share of wry smiles. As we unravel this peculiar correlation, we can't help but ponder: is it the air quality in Fargo that's influencing the age of Miss America, or are beauty pageant contestants simply "blowing" out the candles to defy the age-old trend?

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between air pollution and societal phenomena has been studied extensively in the field of environmental science. Previous research, such as that of Smith et al. (2017) and Doe et al. (2019), has focused on the detrimental effects of air pollution on human health, wildlife, and ecosystems. These studies have elucidated the pervasive impact of air pollutants on various aspects of life, from respiratory illnesses to climate change. However, a jovial inquiry into the unconventional association between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America is a delightful departure from the usual somber discourse on pollution.
In "Book," the authors find a connection between air quality and public health, highlighting the deleterious effects of pollution on respiratory function and overall well-being. Similarly, Jones et al. (2020) emphasize the urgency of addressing air pollution to mitigate its repercussions on environmental sustainability.
The unexpected correlation between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America has sparked whimsical reverie and prompted the authors to ponder the playful question: "What's the air got to do with it?" It seems that amidst the haze of statistical analyses lies a quirky anecdote that adds levity to the weighty topic of pollution research.
Turning the pages to explore fictional works that could shed a lighthearted perspective on this curious correlation, we find "Beauty and the Pollution: A Tale of Fresh Air and Youthful Charms" and "The Air-Heiress Dilemma: A Novel of Fargo's Breezy Secrets." While these titles may not contribute scholarly insights, they certainly add a touch of literary whimsy to our meandering musings on air pollution and Miss America's age.
In the same spirit of fanciful exploration, cinematic narratives such as "Miss Congeniality" and "Little Miss Sunshine" offer a tangential, albeit fictitious, glimpse into the world of beauty pageants and the perennial quest for youthfulness. These films, though not directly related to our empirical investigation, evoke a sense of amusement and wonder in contemplating the correlation between air pollution and the age of Miss America.
Much like finding a needle in a haystack, the unearthing of this unexpected correlation has injected a dose of hilarity into the otherwise sober field of environmental research. The authors, amidst their statistical ponderings, couldn't resist a dad joke: "I guess you could say that when it comes to air quality and beauty pageants, the correlation is 'blowing us away'!"
As we savor the intellectual playfulness inherent in this curious correlation, it becomes apparent that science can, indeed, be a source of unexpected merriment. Our findings, while bearing the weight of statistical significance, also carry the delightful aroma of whimsy and the promise of levity in the pursuit of knowledge.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data revealed a strong negative correlation between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. The correlation coefficient of -0.9053862 suggests a robust inverse relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. This finding suggests that as air pollution in Fargo worsens, the age of Miss America tends to trend towards the younger end of the spectrum.
Figure 1 depicts the unmistakable negative relationship between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America, providing a visual representation of the surprising correlation uncovered in this study. It seems that amidst the haze of statistical analysis, there's a clear association that can't be swept under the rug. One might even say that this relationship is as clear as the smog in Fargo itself.
The observed r-squared value of 0.8197242 indicates that approximately 82% of the variability in the age of Miss America can be explained by changes in air pollution levels in Fargo during the specified time period. This substantial proportion of variance explained highlights the noteworthy predictive power of air pollution levels when it comes to predicting the age of Miss America. It's almost as if the air pollution is not just clouding the skies, but also concealing the secret to eternal youth!
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis, indicating that the observed correlation between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America is statistically significant. It appears that despite the unusual nature of the relationship, the findings are not merely a product of chance—there's a "statistically significant" beauty and the beasts connection here!
In conclusion, our research unearths a peculiar but undeniably intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. This unexpected correlation prompts a lighthearted exploration of potential influences of environmental factors on societal perceptions of beauty and youth. It seems that amidst the clouds of uncertainty, there's a glimmer of statistical humor and a breath of fresh, albeit polluted, air in the world of research.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study reveal a remarkably robust negative correlation between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America, reaffirming and extending prior research that delved into the amusingly perplexing question of this surprising relationship. Our findings align with the lighthearted spirit of previous scholarly inquiries and add an element of statistical whimsy to the realm of environmental and social phenomena.

As we delve into the statistical intricacies of our findings, we can't help but acknowledge the unexpected hilarity of uncovering a connection between air pollution and beauty pageant contestants – it's like stumbling upon a "polluted fountain of youth." The correlation coefficient of -0.9053862 between air pollution levels and the age of Miss America reinforces the enduring impact of environmental factors on societal constructs of beauty and youth. One might even quip that amidst the smog of statistical analyses, this relationship is a breath of "freshly polluted" air!

Our results substantiate the literature's light-hearted musings on the unconventional association between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America. Smith et al.'s solemn elucidation of the detrimental effects of air pollution on public health now finds a peculiar, albeit delightful, extension in our research, showcasing the unexpected influence of pollution on cultural standards of beauty. It's as if we've uncovered a beauty secret hidden in the haze of environmental data – a true "aerosol of wisdom," if you will.

The substantial r-squared value of 0.8197242 is a testament to the remarkable predictive power of air pollution levels when it comes to the age of Miss America. This finding adds an unexpected layer of nuance to the oft-serious topic of pollution research, suggesting that the air in Fargo may be concealing the fountain of eternal youth amidst its murky clouds. It's almost as if the pollution levels are serving as a "youth barometer" for the beauty pageant world – a twist worthy of a "Miss Forecast" pageant category.

Moreover, the statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 emphasizes the undeniable nature of the correlation between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America. It's as if the statistical gods are in on the ironic joke, affirming the robustness of the unexpected relationship with a resounding "not by chance!" This serves as a delightful reminder that in the world of research, even the most unlikely correlations can hold true – a delightful "punchline" in the grand statistical joke of life.

In unraveling the pollution-popularity paradox, our study invites further lighthearted exploration and whimsical contemplation of the potential influences of environmental factors on societal notions of beauty and youth. It seems that within the seemingly dry realm of science, there's a sprinkle of humor waiting to be uncovered – a statistical treasure hidden amidst the data clouds of environmental research. As the curtain rises on this unexpected correlation, we can't help but appreciate the statistical comedy of errors that led to the unveiling of this surprising, albeit chuckle-inducing, relationship.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Fargo and Miss America's age. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Beauty and the Beasts: Unveiling the Pollution-Popularity Paradox"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the curious connection between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Wikipedia, our research team delved into this amusingly perplexing question to shed light on a potentially unexpected relationship. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of -0.9053862 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2005 to 2022.

Amidst the dusty clouds of statistical analysis, our results indicate a clear inverse association between the air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. It seems that as the air quality in Fargo declines, the age of Miss America tends to defy the typical trend and skew towards younger representatives. One might say it's a case of "smoke and mirrors" in the realm of beauty pageants!

While we cannot claim causation, the correlation prompts intriguing speculation about the potential influence of environmental factors on societal constructs of beauty and youth. This unanticipated link between air pollution and the age of Miss America certainly adds an element of whimsy to the otherwise somber topic of pollution research. It appears that behind the veil of haze lies an unexpected flair for youthfulness – or perhaps it’s simply a case of "air today, gone tomorrow" beauty standards.

Our study contributes to the lighthearted intersection of environmental and social phenomena, inviting further exploration and, undoubtedly, a fair share of wry smiles. As we unravel this peculiar correlation, we can't help but ponder: is it the air quality in Fargo that's influencing the age of Miss America, or are beauty pageant contestants simply "blowing" out the candles to defy the age-old trend?

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As the adage goes, "The beauty of research is in the eye of the beholder." In the realm of statistical exploration, one might not expect to find a connection between air pollution and the age of Miss America – after all, one typically concerns itself with particles in the air, not on the runway. However, our foray into this apparently unlikely duo has revealed not just a correlation, but an observation that adds a touch of whimsy to the often serious world of scientific inquiry.
Let's clear the air and dive into our investigation, shall we? It all started with a breath of fresh air – or rather, a puff of polluted air in Fargo, North Dakota. We couldn't help but wonder, amidst the dust and haze, if there was a wisp of correlation between pollution levels and the age of Miss America. It turns out, there's more to this than meets the eye, or perhaps, the smog.
Statistically speaking, our findings revealed a correlation coefficient that's stronger than a contestant's hairspray hold, with a p-value lower than a beauty queen's curtsey. As we crunched the numbers, we couldn't help but appreciate the irony – the more the particles cloud the skies in Fargo, the clearer the inverse association with the age of Miss America becomes. It's almost as if the pollution particles are spawning a generation of perpetually youthful beauty queens!
With a statistically significant relationship like this, one can't help but wonder if there's a "missed" connection between air pollution and the fountain of youth. Perhaps it's a case of "sparing the "air" and spoiling the queens," as Fargo's air quality apparently plays a part in defying the conventional age trajectory of our glamorous contestants. It's an unexpected twist that brings new meaning to the phrase "taking a breath of fresh air."
As we embark on this comical quest for truth, we're left with an enigmatic question: Are the winds of Fargo blowing more than just leaves, and could it be that the air pollution is, in fact, a "breathtaking" contributor to Miss America's age? We invite you to join us on this scientific adventure – strap on your statistical stilettos and let's waltz into the world of air pollution and beauty pageants, where the data brings humor and fascination to the forefront.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data revealed a strong negative correlation between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. The correlation coefficient of -0.9053862 suggests a robust inverse relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. This finding suggests that as air pollution in Fargo worsens, the age of Miss America tends to trend towards the younger end of the spectrum.
Figure 1 depicts the unmistakable negative relationship between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America, providing a visual representation of the surprising correlation uncovered in this study. It seems that amidst the haze of statistical analysis, there's a clear association that can't be swept under the rug. One might even say that this relationship is as clear as the smog in Fargo itself.
The observed r-squared value of 0.8197242 indicates that approximately 82% of the variability in the age of Miss America can be explained by changes in air pollution levels in Fargo during the specified time period. This substantial proportion of variance explained highlights the noteworthy predictive power of air pollution levels when it comes to predicting the age of Miss America. It's almost as if the air pollution is not just clouding the skies, but also concealing the secret to eternal youth!
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis, indicating that the observed correlation between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America is statistically significant. It appears that despite the unusual nature of the relationship, the findings are not merely a product of chance—there's a "statistically significant" beauty and the beasts connection here!
In conclusion, our research unearths a peculiar but undeniably intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. This unexpected correlation prompts a lighthearted exploration of potential influences of environmental factors on societal perceptions of beauty and youth. It seems that amidst the clouds of uncertainty, there's a glimmer of statistical humor and a breath of fresh, albeit polluted, air in the world of research.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In wrapping up our findings, it's abundantly clear that the correlation between air pollution in Fargo and the age of Miss America is no mere "smog and mirrors" trick. Our research has left us not just with statistical significance, but also with a healthy dose of humor. After all, who would have thought that a city's air quality could hold the "aerosol" to shaping the realm of beauty pageants? It's almost as if the particles in the air are teasing us with their cosmetic influence on the age of Miss America!

The strength of our correlation coefficient is more solid than a beauty queen's hairspray hold, and the p-value is lower than the neckline of a pageant gown. It's evident that this relationship isn't just a "pageant" of numbers—it has substance and relevance, and perhaps a touch of whimsy too. It's a statistical pun-derland where the air in Fargo seems to blow the candles out on conventional beauty standards, making each Miss America a breath of fresh air in her own right.

And let's not forget the explanatory power of our model – it's as if the air pollution in Fargo is whispering the secret to eternal youth in the ears of every Miss America. With approximately 82% of the variability in age being accounted for by changes in air pollution levels, it's as though the city is concealing the fountain of youth in its hazy embrace. Who knew that the elusive quest for eternal youth would lead us to the heart of North Dakota?

So, where does this leave us? It seems that the serious business of statistical analysis has, quite ironically, unveiled a lighthearted connection between air quality and the age of Miss America. Our findings provoke a chuckle or two and invite further exploration into the unexpected and quirky intersections of environmental and social influences. And who knows, maybe in the process, we'll stumble upon more statistical dad jokes to lighten the academic mood.

In closing, we assert that further research in this "pollution-popularity paradox" is not needed as the hilariously unexpected connection has been thoroughly illuminated. It’s time to bid adieu to this comical statistical escapade and leave it as a charming anomaly in the annals of research. After all, one can only handle so many statistics-laden dad jokes before they start to take their toll.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Beauty and the Beasts: Unveiling the Pollution-Popularity Paradox. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Environmental Irony


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Beauty and the Beasts: Unveiling the Pollution-Popularity Paradox. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Environmental Aesthetics and Biodiversity Conservation


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Beauty and the Beasts: Unveiling the Pollution-Popularity Paradox with an abstract of This study investigates the curious connection between air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Wikipedia, our research team delved into this amusingly perplexing question to shed light on a potentially unexpected relationship. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of -0.9053862 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning 2005 to 2022.
Amidst the dusty clouds of statistical analysis, our results indicate a clear inverse association between the air pollution levels in Fargo and the age of Miss America. It seems that as the air quality in Fargo declines, the age of Miss America tends to defy the typical trend and skew towards younger representatives. One might say it's a case of "smoke and mirrors" in the realm of beauty pageants!
While we cannot claim causation, the correlation prompts intriguing speculation about the potential influence of environmental factors on societal constructs of beauty and youth. This unanticipated link between air pollution and the age of Miss America certainly adds an element of whimsy to the otherwise somber topic of pollution research. It appears that behind the veil of haze lies an unexpected flair for youthfulness – or perhaps it’s simply a case of "air today, gone tomorrow" beauty standards.
Our study contributes to the lighthearted intersection of environmental and social phenomena, inviting further exploration and, undoubtedly, a fair share of wry smiles. As we unravel this peculiar correlation, we can't help but ponder: is it the air quality in Fargo that's influencing the age of Miss America, or are beauty pageant contestants simply "blowing" out the candles to defy the age-old trend?

ChatGPT:

air pollution, Miss America, environmental factors, pollution-popularity paradox, correlation coefficient, statistical analysis, societal constructs of beauty, youthfulness, pollution research, environmental and social phenomena

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Data details

Air pollution in Fargo
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Fargo, ND-MN
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Fargo

Miss America's age
Source: Wikipedia
See what else correlates with Miss America's age

Correlation r = -0.9053862 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8197242 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 82% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Miss America's age) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Fargo) over the 18 years from 2005 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.4E-7. 0.0000002391084179266698000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as -0.91 in 2.4E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 4,182,203 random variables You don't actually need 4 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 17 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 17 because we have two variables measured over a period of 18 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ -0.96, -0.76 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Air pollution in Fargo (Bad air quality days)0.0027624300.005494510.0027322400000000000.0027548200.02479340
Miss America's age (Age in years)24222019222217232424232121232524020




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Inverted Y-axis: I inverted the Y-axis on the chart above so that the lines would move together. This is visually pleasing, but not at all intuitive. Below is a line graph that does not invert the Y-axis and starts at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.00276243,0,0.00549451,0.00273224,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0.00275482,0,0.0247934,0,])
array_2 = np.array([24,22,20,19,22,22,17,23,24,24,23,21,21,23,25,24,0,20,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Fargo"
array_2_name = "Miss America's age"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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