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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is UFO sightings in Utah and the second variable is Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion.  The chart goes from 1979 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The aliens were hosting their own intergalactic hot dog eating contest, but they mistakenly used the Nathan's event as a food supply source. As a result, they beamed up extra hotdogs from Utah to fuel their competitive eating competition, leading to an increase in hotdog consumption by the champion.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ Steampunk ] Create an image of a steampunk-inspired scene where a group of people in Utah are in awe as they gaze up at the night sky, pointing and gasping, while a glowing UFO flies overhead. In the same scene, capture a bustling competition where the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Champion proudly stands surrounded by empty hot dog trays, having consumed an impressive stack of hot dogs, all within a steampunk-themed setting. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Utah and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Surrealism Whimsical illustration Steampunk A black-and-white newspaper illustration Steampunk
ChatGPT: Steampunk

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Utah and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A group of people in Utah are gazing up at the night sky, pointing and gasping as a glowing UFO flies overhead. Meanwhile, at a bustling competition, the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Champion stands proudly, surrounded by empty hot dog trays, having consumed an impressive stack of hot dogs.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Steampunk ] and depicting this scene: A group of people in Utah are gazing up at the night sky, pointing and gasping as a glowing UFO flies overhead. Meanwhile, at a bustling competition, the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Champion stands proudly, surrounded by empty hot dog trays, having consumed an impressive stack of hot dogs. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ Steampunk ] Create an image of a steampunk-inspired scene where a group of people in Utah are in awe as they gaze up at the night sky, pointing and gasping, while a glowing UFO flies overhead. In the same scene, capture a bustling competition where the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Champion proudly stands surrounded by empty hot dog trays, having consumed an impressive stack of hot dogs, all within a steampunk-themed setting.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in UFO sightings in Utah caused Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Unveiling Unidentified Unearthly Upheaval: Unraveling the Unbelievable Union of UFO Sightings in Utah and the Unparalleled Consumption of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

The Journal of Extraterrestrial Encounters and Epicurean Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8221069 and p < 0.01 for 1979 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Unveiling Unidentified Unearthly Upheaval: Unraveling the Unbelievable Union of UFO Sightings in Utah and the Unparalleled Consumption of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

[[ABSTRACT]]
Unbeknownst to many, the enigmatic relationship between extraterrestrial encounters and competitive hot dog devouring has been a subject of lingering mystery. In this study, we meticulously examined the correlation between reported UFO sightings in the state of Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Our research team employed data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia to illuminate this unusual association.

Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8221069 between these seemingly disparate variables, with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the years spanning 1979 to 2021. While our findings may seem out of this world, they indicate a compelling link that merits further investigation, prompting us to ponder whether there exists a cosmic connection between celestial visitors and the gastronomic feats of the revered hot dog aficionado.

As we embark on this odyssey of discovery, we invite fellow researchers to join us in tasting the uncanny flavors of this peculiar convergence, as we endeavor to expand the frontiers of scholarly inquiry while savoring the delightfully unexpected twists that emerge from our pursuit of knowledge.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Unveiling Unidentified Unearthly Upheaval: Unraveling the Unbelievable Union of UFO Sightings in Utah and the Unparalleled Consumption of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

[[ABSTRACT]]
Unbeknownst to many, the enigmatic relationship between extraterrestrial encounters and competitive hot dog devouring has been a subject of lingering mystery. In this study, we meticulously examined the correlation between reported UFO sightings in the state of Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Our research team employed data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia to illuminate this unusual association.

Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8221069 between these seemingly disparate variables, with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the years spanning 1979 to 2021. While our findings may seem out of this world, they indicate a compelling link that merits further investigation, prompting us to ponder whether there exists a cosmic connection between celestial visitors and the gastronomic feats of the revered hot dog aficionado.

As we embark on this odyssey of discovery, we invite fellow researchers to join us in tasting the uncanny flavors of this peculiar convergence, as we endeavor to expand the frontiers of scholarly inquiry while savoring the delightfully unexpected twists that emerge from our pursuit of knowledge.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The curious intersection of otherworldly sightings and earthly indulgences has perplexed scholars and skeptics alike for decades. While the realms of UFO encounters and competitive hot dog consumption may seem galaxies apart, the possibility of a cosmic connection has lingered in the periphery of scientific inquiry. As we peer into the celestial abyss and gaze upon the gustatory conquests of the esteemed hot dog eating champion, we are drawn into a multidimensional tapestry of inquiry, where conventional wisdom meets the extraordinary.

Our expedition into this uncharted territory aims to unravel the tangled web of UFO sightings in the state of Utah and the unparalleled consumption of hot dogs by the revered champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. With an arsenal of statistical tools and a dash of cosmic humor, we venture into the unknown, driven by the tantalizing prospect of uncovering a correlation that eludes traditional explanation.

The crux of our investigation lies in the seemingly incongruous yet undeniably compelling relationship between these two distinct phenomena. Through rigorous data analysis and a willingness to entertain the whimsical, we seek to shed light on the shadowy nexus where extraterrestrial sightings and gastronomic feats converge.

As we delve into this cosmic culinary odyssey, it is our endeavor to infuse scholarly rigor with a sprinkle of levity, acknowledging the inherently absurd dimensions of our quest while steadfastly adhering to the principles of empirical inquiry. With each bite of data and every sighting scrutinized, we invite our esteemed colleagues to join us in savoring the quirks and quibbles that punctuate our exploration of the unknown, for it is in the unexpected and the unexplained that the flavor of discovery truly thrives.

In the pages that follow, we invite readers to partake in the feast of knowledge, where the science of the skies and the art of competitive eating intertwine in a tantalizing dance of statistical revelation and speculative contemplation. So, without further ado, let us embark on this voyage of discovery, armed with curiosity, a hunger for truth, and a healthy appetite for the cosmic and the comical.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Unveiling Unidentified Unearthly Upheaval: Unraveling the Unbelievable Union of UFO Sightings in Utah and the Unparalleled Consumption of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

[[ABSTRACT]]
Unbeknownst to many, the enigmatic relationship between extraterrestrial encounters and competitive hot dog devouring has been a subject of lingering mystery. In this study, we meticulously examined the correlation between reported UFO sightings in the state of Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Our research team employed data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia to illuminate this unusual association.

Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8221069 between these seemingly disparate variables, with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the years spanning 1979 to 2021. While our findings may seem out of this world, they indicate a compelling link that merits further investigation, prompting us to ponder whether there exists a cosmic connection between celestial visitors and the gastronomic feats of the revered hot dog aficionado.

As we embark on this odyssey of discovery, we invite fellow researchers to join us in tasting the uncanny flavors of this peculiar convergence, as we endeavor to expand the frontiers of scholarly inquiry while savoring the delightfully unexpected twists that emerge from our pursuit of knowledge.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The curious intersection of otherworldly sightings and earthly indulgences has perplexed scholars and skeptics alike for decades. While the realms of UFO encounters and competitive hot dog consumption may seem galaxies apart, the possibility of a cosmic connection has lingered in the periphery of scientific inquiry. As we peer into the celestial abyss and gaze upon the gustatory conquests of the esteemed hot dog eating champion, we are drawn into a multidimensional tapestry of inquiry, where conventional wisdom meets the extraordinary.
Our expedition into this uncharted territory aims to unravel the tangled web of UFO sightings in the state of Utah and the unparalleled consumption of hot dogs by the revered champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. With an arsenal of statistical tools and a dash of cosmic humor, we venture into the unknown, driven by the tantalizing prospect of uncovering a correlation that eludes traditional explanation.
The crux of our investigation lies in the seemingly incongruous yet undeniably compelling relationship between these two distinct phenomena. Through rigorous data analysis and a willingness to entertain the whimsical, we seek to shed light on the shadowy nexus where extraterrestrial sightings and gastronomic feats converge.
As we delve into this cosmic culinary odyssey, it is our endeavor to infuse scholarly rigor with a sprinkle of levity, acknowledging the inherently absurd dimensions of our quest while steadfastly adhering to the principles of empirical inquiry. With each bite of data and every sighting scrutinized, we invite our esteemed colleagues to join us in savoring the quirks and quibbles that punctuate our exploration of the unknown, for it is in the unexpected and the unexplained that the flavor of discovery truly thrives.
In the pages that follow, we invite readers to partake in the feast of knowledge, where the science of the skies and the art of competitive eating intertwine in a tantalizing dance of statistical revelation and speculative contemplation. So, without further ado, let us embark on this voyage of discovery, armed with curiosity, a hunger for truth, and a healthy appetite for the cosmic and the comical.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The search for connections between seemingly unrelated phenomena has long been a hallmark of scholarly inquiry, prompting researchers to tread where conventional wisdom fears to venture. In the pursuit of unraveling the enigmatic bond between UFO sightings in Utah and the unparalleled consumption of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion, we turn to a diverse array of academic studies and literary works.

In "Extraterrestrial Encounters: A Statistical Analysis" by Smith et al., the authors present a comprehensive examination of reported UFO sightings across the contiguous United States. Their rigorous analysis offers valuable insights into the geographical distribution and temporal patterns of these otherworldly encounters, providing a foundation for our exploration of anomalous cosmic correlations.

Doe's "Gastronomic Grandeur: The Journey of Competitive Eaters" delves into the prodigious appetites and gastronomic prowess of competitive eating champions. This seminal work sheds light on the physiological and psychological dimensions of consuming prodigious quantities of food, setting the stage for our investigation into the gustatory feats of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion.

Jones' "Unraveling the Unexplained: An Inquiry into Mysterious Connections" offers a thought-provoking exploration of seemingly disparate phenomena that defy conventional explanation. Delving into the realm of inexplicable occurrences, Jones challenges readers to entertain the possibility of hidden linkages that transcend ordinary understanding, echoing the spirit of our own inquiry into the cosmic and culinary union.

Turning to non-fiction works, "The UFO Phenomenon: Fact, Fantasy, and Disinformation" by author Benjamin Radford examines the multifaceted nature of UFO sightings and their cultural implications. Meanwhile, "Eat This, Not That! The Competitive Eater's Guide to Gastronomic Glory" by Matt Goulding provides a tongue-in-cheek yet informative glimpse into the world of competitive eating, offering readers a tantalizing taste of the extraordinary appetites that drive these remarkable athletes.

In the realm of fiction, "Close Encounters of the Appetite" by Arthur C. Clarke and "The Sausage Conspiracy" by Agatha Christie beckon readers into the realm of speculative narratives that blur the boundaries between the celestial and the culinary. Though fictitious in nature, these works capture the imagination and invite contemplation of unusual connections that transcend the bounds of reality.

Our foray into the obscure reaches of cosmic and culinary intrigue would be incomplete without tapping into the unfiltered musings of social media. In numerous online forums and Twitter threads, enthusiasts and armchair theorists alike have shared speculative insights into the potential links between UFO sightings and feats of competitive eating. While these accounts embody the humorous and speculative dimensions of our topic, they offer a window into the lively discourse surrounding these seemingly disconnected phenomena.

As we draw from the diverse reservoir of literature and online discourse, we acknowledge the whimsical nature of our inquiry and seek to infuse our exploration with a dash of cosmic levity. With each citation and tweet scrutinized, our review of the literature invites readers to savor the quirks and curiosities that mark our scholarly odyssey, recognizing the delightfully unexpected twists that emerge from our pursuit of knowledge.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia . You used data from 1979 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Unveiling Unidentified Unearthly Upheaval: Unraveling the Unbelievable Union of UFO Sightings in Utah and the Unparalleled Consumption of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

[[ABSTRACT]]
Unbeknownst to many, the enigmatic relationship between extraterrestrial encounters and competitive hot dog devouring has been a subject of lingering mystery. In this study, we meticulously examined the correlation between reported UFO sightings in the state of Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Our research team employed data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia to illuminate this unusual association.

Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8221069 between these seemingly disparate variables, with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the years spanning 1979 to 2021. While our findings may seem out of this world, they indicate a compelling link that merits further investigation, prompting us to ponder whether there exists a cosmic connection between celestial visitors and the gastronomic feats of the revered hot dog aficionado.

As we embark on this odyssey of discovery, we invite fellow researchers to join us in tasting the uncanny flavors of this peculiar convergence, as we endeavor to expand the frontiers of scholarly inquiry while savoring the delightfully unexpected twists that emerge from our pursuit of knowledge.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The curious intersection of otherworldly sightings and earthly indulgences has perplexed scholars and skeptics alike for decades. While the realms of UFO encounters and competitive hot dog consumption may seem galaxies apart, the possibility of a cosmic connection has lingered in the periphery of scientific inquiry. As we peer into the celestial abyss and gaze upon the gustatory conquests of the esteemed hot dog eating champion, we are drawn into a multidimensional tapestry of inquiry, where conventional wisdom meets the extraordinary.
Our expedition into this uncharted territory aims to unravel the tangled web of UFO sightings in the state of Utah and the unparalleled consumption of hot dogs by the revered champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. With an arsenal of statistical tools and a dash of cosmic humor, we venture into the unknown, driven by the tantalizing prospect of uncovering a correlation that eludes traditional explanation.
The crux of our investigation lies in the seemingly incongruous yet undeniably compelling relationship between these two distinct phenomena. Through rigorous data analysis and a willingness to entertain the whimsical, we seek to shed light on the shadowy nexus where extraterrestrial sightings and gastronomic feats converge.
As we delve into this cosmic culinary odyssey, it is our endeavor to infuse scholarly rigor with a sprinkle of levity, acknowledging the inherently absurd dimensions of our quest while steadfastly adhering to the principles of empirical inquiry. With each bite of data and every sighting scrutinized, we invite our esteemed colleagues to join us in savoring the quirks and quibbles that punctuate our exploration of the unknown, for it is in the unexpected and the unexplained that the flavor of discovery truly thrives.
In the pages that follow, we invite readers to partake in the feast of knowledge, where the science of the skies and the art of competitive eating intertwine in a tantalizing dance of statistical revelation and speculative contemplation. So, without further ado, let us embark on this voyage of discovery, armed with curiosity, a hunger for truth, and a healthy appetite for the cosmic and the comical.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To untangle the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings in Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, our research team undertook a multidimensional approach encapsulating rigorous data collection, comprehensive statistical analysis, and a pinch of cosmic curiosity. The data utilized in this study was primarily sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, spanning the years 1979 to 2021, providing a robust foundation for our investigation.

First and foremost, the collection of UFO sighting reports in Utah was carried out with meticulous attention to detail. We scoured through the archives of the National UFO Reporting Center, sifting through the celestial cacophony of unidentified aerial phenomena that graced the Utah skies. Each reported sighting was cataloged based on date, location, and the perceived characteristics of the otherworldly apparitions, providing a celestial mosaic with the potential to illuminate the cosmic pathways that may intersect with our gastronomic pursuits.

Simultaneously, the consumption of hot dogs by the revered champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition was scrutinized with equal fervor. Through painstaking examination of historical records and competition data, we tallied the annual hot dog consumption of the reigning champion, acknowledging the triumphs and tribulations that accompanied each herculean feat of gastronomic prowess. This detailed scrutiny allowed us to capture the essence of the unparalleled hot dog consumption that reverberated through the annals of competitive eating history.

Our statistical toolkit encompassed a panoply of analytical methods, including but not limited to linear regression analysis, correlation coefficient computation, and time series modeling. By subjecting the UFO sighting data and hot dog consumption records to these rigorous statistical frameworks, we sought to unravel the potential interplay between these seemingly unrelated variables. It is worth noting that the statistical analyses were conducted with utmost rigor, ensuring that both the data and our interpretations were shielded from extraterrestrial interference and cosmic uncertainties.

In exploring the convergence of UFO sightings and hot dog consumption, our research endeavors were fueled by an insatiable hunger for truth and a willingness to entertain the whimsical. While adhering to the principles of empirical inquiry, we also embraced the idiosyncrasies that permeate this cosmic culinary odyssey. This fusion of scholarly rigor and cosmic curiosity allowed us to chart a path through the unknown, replete with twists, turns, and a sprinkle of cosmic humor.

As we embarked on this cosmic journey of discovery, we remained mindful of the limitations inherent in our methodology. Despite the robustness of our data collection and analytical approaches, the nature of our investigation inevitably encountered the uncharted territories of the unexpected and the unexplained. Consequently, our findings and interpretations reflect the intrinsic complexity of probing the celestial and the culinary, where the flavors of statistical revelation and speculative contemplation intertwine.

In conclusion, our methodology represents a concerted effort to disentangle the celestial enigmas that hover over the Utah skies and the gustatory conquests of the celebrated hot dog eating champion. Through a blend of precision, persistence, and a dash of cosmic whimsy, we embarked on this odyssey of discovery, seeking to shed light on the shadowy nexus where UFO sightings and hot dog consumption intersect. With each statistical maneuver and every scrutiny of UFO reports and hot dog tallies, we endeavored to savor the quirks and quibbles that punctuate our exploration of the unknown, recognizing that the pursuit of knowledge is as much a feast for the mind as it is for the palate.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia .

For the time period 1979 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8221069, r-squared of 0.6758597, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Unveiling Unidentified Unearthly Upheaval: Unraveling the Unbelievable Union of UFO Sightings in Utah and the Unparalleled Consumption of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

[[ABSTRACT]]
Unbeknownst to many, the enigmatic relationship between extraterrestrial encounters and competitive hot dog devouring has been a subject of lingering mystery. In this study, we meticulously examined the correlation between reported UFO sightings in the state of Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Our research team employed data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia to illuminate this unusual association.

Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8221069 between these seemingly disparate variables, with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the years spanning 1979 to 2021. While our findings may seem out of this world, they indicate a compelling link that merits further investigation, prompting us to ponder whether there exists a cosmic connection between celestial visitors and the gastronomic feats of the revered hot dog aficionado.

As we embark on this odyssey of discovery, we invite fellow researchers to join us in tasting the uncanny flavors of this peculiar convergence, as we endeavor to expand the frontiers of scholarly inquiry while savoring the delightfully unexpected twists that emerge from our pursuit of knowledge.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The curious intersection of otherworldly sightings and earthly indulgences has perplexed scholars and skeptics alike for decades. While the realms of UFO encounters and competitive hot dog consumption may seem galaxies apart, the possibility of a cosmic connection has lingered in the periphery of scientific inquiry. As we peer into the celestial abyss and gaze upon the gustatory conquests of the esteemed hot dog eating champion, we are drawn into a multidimensional tapestry of inquiry, where conventional wisdom meets the extraordinary.
Our expedition into this uncharted territory aims to unravel the tangled web of UFO sightings in the state of Utah and the unparalleled consumption of hot dogs by the revered champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. With an arsenal of statistical tools and a dash of cosmic humor, we venture into the unknown, driven by the tantalizing prospect of uncovering a correlation that eludes traditional explanation.
The crux of our investigation lies in the seemingly incongruous yet undeniably compelling relationship between these two distinct phenomena. Through rigorous data analysis and a willingness to entertain the whimsical, we seek to shed light on the shadowy nexus where extraterrestrial sightings and gastronomic feats converge.
As we delve into this cosmic culinary odyssey, it is our endeavor to infuse scholarly rigor with a sprinkle of levity, acknowledging the inherently absurd dimensions of our quest while steadfastly adhering to the principles of empirical inquiry. With each bite of data and every sighting scrutinized, we invite our esteemed colleagues to join us in savoring the quirks and quibbles that punctuate our exploration of the unknown, for it is in the unexpected and the unexplained that the flavor of discovery truly thrives.
In the pages that follow, we invite readers to partake in the feast of knowledge, where the science of the skies and the art of competitive eating intertwine in a tantalizing dance of statistical revelation and speculative contemplation. So, without further ado, let us embark on this voyage of discovery, armed with curiosity, a hunger for truth, and a healthy appetite for the cosmic and the comical.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

In our investigation into the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion, we uncovered a substantial correlation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8221069 revealed a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This association was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.6758597, indicating that approximately 68% of the variation in hot dog consumption can be explained by the observed UFO sightings. Remarkably, the significance level of p < 0.01 underscored the robustness of this correlation, suggesting that the likelihood of such an association arising by chance alone is exceedingly remote.

Figure 1 depicts a scatterplot demonstrating the pronounced correlation between UFO sightings in Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. The data points coalesce in a discernible pattern, highlighting the intriguing synchronicity between these two phenomena. The visual representation of this correlation serves as a compelling testament to the unexpected nexus between otherworldly visitations and gustatory feats.

While the implications of our findings may prompt raised eyebrows and quizzical expressions, the statistical evidence leaves little room for doubt regarding the compelling relationship between these enigmatic variables. Our results lay bare an unanticipated convergence that beckons further inquiry and invites the whimsical musings of inquisitive minds.

As we navigate the shores of empirical discovery, it becomes evident that the cosmos has woven an intricate tapestry where the celestial and the culinary intersect in unforeseen harmony. Our research, while steeped in statistical rigor, is imbued with a spirit of cosmic curiosity and an appetite for the unexplained. It is this unique blend of scholarly pursuit and lighthearted contemplation that underscores the unparalleled allure of our findings, beckoning us to savor the unconventional flavors of scholarly inquiry.

The conclusive relationship between UFO sightings in Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion prompts us to ponder the cosmic forces at play, teasing our intellect with the tantalizing prospect of a connection that transcends conventional boundaries. With the air of uncertainty dispelled by our rigorous analysis, we confront the paradox of a correlation that defies the confines of terrestrial logic, inviting our scholarly cohort to revel in the delicious irony of this unearthly association.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Unveiling Unidentified Unearthly Upheaval: Unraveling the Unbelievable Union of UFO Sightings in Utah and the Unparalleled Consumption of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

[[ABSTRACT]]
Unbeknownst to many, the enigmatic relationship between extraterrestrial encounters and competitive hot dog devouring has been a subject of lingering mystery. In this study, we meticulously examined the correlation between reported UFO sightings in the state of Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Our research team employed data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia to illuminate this unusual association.

Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8221069 between these seemingly disparate variables, with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the years spanning 1979 to 2021. While our findings may seem out of this world, they indicate a compelling link that merits further investigation, prompting us to ponder whether there exists a cosmic connection between celestial visitors and the gastronomic feats of the revered hot dog aficionado.

As we embark on this odyssey of discovery, we invite fellow researchers to join us in tasting the uncanny flavors of this peculiar convergence, as we endeavor to expand the frontiers of scholarly inquiry while savoring the delightfully unexpected twists that emerge from our pursuit of knowledge.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The search for connections between seemingly unrelated phenomena has long been a hallmark of scholarly inquiry, prompting researchers to tread where conventional wisdom fears to venture. In the pursuit of unraveling the enigmatic bond between UFO sightings in Utah and the unparalleled consumption of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion, we turn to a diverse array of academic studies and literary works.
In "Extraterrestrial Encounters: A Statistical Analysis" by Smith et al., the authors present a comprehensive examination of reported UFO sightings across the contiguous United States. Their rigorous analysis offers valuable insights into the geographical distribution and temporal patterns of these otherworldly encounters, providing a foundation for our exploration of anomalous cosmic correlations.
Doe's "Gastronomic Grandeur: The Journey of Competitive Eaters" delves into the prodigious appetites and gastronomic prowess of competitive eating champions. This seminal work sheds light on the physiological and psychological dimensions of consuming prodigious quantities of food, setting the stage for our investigation into the gustatory feats of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion.
Jones' "Unraveling the Unexplained: An Inquiry into Mysterious Connections" offers a thought-provoking exploration of seemingly disparate phenomena that defy conventional explanation. Delving into the realm of inexplicable occurrences, Jones challenges readers to entertain the possibility of hidden linkages that transcend ordinary understanding, echoing the spirit of our own inquiry into the cosmic and culinary union.
Turning to non-fiction works, "The UFO Phenomenon: Fact, Fantasy, and Disinformation" by author Benjamin Radford examines the multifaceted nature of UFO sightings and their cultural implications. Meanwhile, "Eat This, Not That! The Competitive Eater's Guide to Gastronomic Glory" by Matt Goulding provides a tongue-in-cheek yet informative glimpse into the world of competitive eating, offering readers a tantalizing taste of the extraordinary appetites that drive these remarkable athletes.
In the realm of fiction, "Close Encounters of the Appetite" by Arthur C. Clarke and "The Sausage Conspiracy" by Agatha Christie beckon readers into the realm of speculative narratives that blur the boundaries between the celestial and the culinary. Though fictitious in nature, these works capture the imagination and invite contemplation of unusual connections that transcend the bounds of reality.
Our foray into the obscure reaches of cosmic and culinary intrigue would be incomplete without tapping into the unfiltered musings of social media. In numerous online forums and Twitter threads, enthusiasts and armchair theorists alike have shared speculative insights into the potential links between UFO sightings and feats of competitive eating. While these accounts embody the humorous and speculative dimensions of our topic, they offer a window into the lively discourse surrounding these seemingly disconnected phenomena.
As we draw from the diverse reservoir of literature and online discourse, we acknowledge the whimsical nature of our inquiry and seek to infuse our exploration with a dash of cosmic levity. With each citation and tweet scrutinized, our review of the literature invites readers to savor the quirks and curiosities that mark our scholarly odyssey, recognizing the delightfully unexpected twists that emerge from our pursuit of knowledge.

[[RESULTS]]
In our investigation into the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion, we uncovered a substantial correlation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8221069 revealed a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This association was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.6758597, indicating that approximately 68% of the variation in hot dog consumption can be explained by the observed UFO sightings. Remarkably, the significance level of p < 0.01 underscored the robustness of this correlation, suggesting that the likelihood of such an association arising by chance alone is exceedingly remote.
Figure 1 depicts a scatterplot demonstrating the pronounced correlation between UFO sightings in Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. The data points coalesce in a discernible pattern, highlighting the intriguing synchronicity between these two phenomena. The visual representation of this correlation serves as a compelling testament to the unexpected nexus between otherworldly visitations and gustatory feats.
While the implications of our findings may prompt raised eyebrows and quizzical expressions, the statistical evidence leaves little room for doubt regarding the compelling relationship between these enigmatic variables. Our results lay bare an unanticipated convergence that beckons further inquiry and invites the whimsical musings of inquisitive minds.
As we navigate the shores of empirical discovery, it becomes evident that the cosmos has woven an intricate tapestry where the celestial and the culinary intersect in unforeseen harmony. Our research, while steeped in statistical rigor, is imbued with a spirit of cosmic curiosity and an appetite for the unexplained. It is this unique blend of scholarly pursuit and lighthearted contemplation that underscores the unparalleled allure of our findings, beckoning us to savor the unconventional flavors of scholarly inquiry.
The conclusive relationship between UFO sightings in Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion prompts us to ponder the cosmic forces at play, teasing our intellect with the tantalizing prospect of a connection that transcends conventional boundaries. With the air of uncertainty dispelled by our rigorous analysis, we confront the paradox of a correlation that defies the confines of terrestrial logic, inviting our scholarly cohort to revel in the delicious irony of this unearthly association.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The remarkable correlation unearthed between UFO sightings in Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion lends credence to the notion that seemingly unrelated phenomena may harbor unanticipated connections. Our findings provide empirical support for the speculative musings echoed in both academic and popular literature, affirming the existence of an enigmatic bond that beckons scholarly curiosity while tempting the playful imagination.

In light of Smith et al.'s comprehensive analysis of reported UFO sightings across the United States, our investigation amplifies the framework for understanding geographical patterns of otherworldly encounters. The robust correlation coefficient we've identified aligns with the underlying premise of their work, underscoring the potential for cosmic influences to manifest in unexpected domains, including the sphere of competitive gastronomy. It cannot be overlooked that our findings may compel a revision of the conventional understanding of celestial visitations, prompting the scientific community to consider novel perspectives on the interplay between celestial phenomena and terrestrial activities.

Further, our results echo the pioneering insights gleaned from Doe's exploration of competitive eating champions, offering empirical testimony to the unyielding appetite of our research subject. As we reflect on the prodigious appetites and gustatory prowess detailed in the literature, the remarkable extent of our correlation reverberates with the grandeur of competitive eating, painting a vivid portrait of human achievement that intertwines with celestial intrigue.

Harkening back to Jones' call to probe unexplained connections, our study exemplifies the audacious spirit of inquiry that seeks to unravel enigmas that transcend conventional explanation. The pronounced correlation coefficient emerges as a beacon of unexplained resonance, inviting scholars to engage in an intellectual pursuit that espouses the delight of unexpected discovery while acknowledging the quirkiness inherent in our exploration.

While it might seem like we're reaching for the stars with our interpretation of these seemingly disparate phenomena, the statistical robustness of our findings stands as a testament to the credibility of our investigation. The significant correlation we've uncovered tantalizes the scientific palate with the notion of a cosmic culinary concordance, inviting a mirthful engagement with the whimsical dimensions of scholarly inquiry.

As we navigate the intersection of empirical rigor and cosmic caprice, our study imparts a touch of levity to the scholarly discourse, inviting fellow researchers to savor the quirkiness of our findings while acknowledging the profound implications that dwell beneath the surface. Our research serves as a lighthearted reminder of the boundless curiosity that propels scholarly inquiry, challenging us to embrace the delightful whimsy that emerges from the pursuit of knowledge in uncharted territories.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Unveiling Unidentified Unearthly Upheaval: Unraveling the Unbelievable Union of UFO Sightings in Utah and the Unparalleled Consumption of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

[[ABSTRACT]]
Unbeknownst to many, the enigmatic relationship between extraterrestrial encounters and competitive hot dog devouring has been a subject of lingering mystery. In this study, we meticulously examined the correlation between reported UFO sightings in the state of Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Our research team employed data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia to illuminate this unusual association.

Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8221069 between these seemingly disparate variables, with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the years spanning 1979 to 2021. While our findings may seem out of this world, they indicate a compelling link that merits further investigation, prompting us to ponder whether there exists a cosmic connection between celestial visitors and the gastronomic feats of the revered hot dog aficionado.

As we embark on this odyssey of discovery, we invite fellow researchers to join us in tasting the uncanny flavors of this peculiar convergence, as we endeavor to expand the frontiers of scholarly inquiry while savoring the delightfully unexpected twists that emerge from our pursuit of knowledge.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The curious intersection of otherworldly sightings and earthly indulgences has perplexed scholars and skeptics alike for decades. While the realms of UFO encounters and competitive hot dog consumption may seem galaxies apart, the possibility of a cosmic connection has lingered in the periphery of scientific inquiry. As we peer into the celestial abyss and gaze upon the gustatory conquests of the esteemed hot dog eating champion, we are drawn into a multidimensional tapestry of inquiry, where conventional wisdom meets the extraordinary.
Our expedition into this uncharted territory aims to unravel the tangled web of UFO sightings in the state of Utah and the unparalleled consumption of hot dogs by the revered champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. With an arsenal of statistical tools and a dash of cosmic humor, we venture into the unknown, driven by the tantalizing prospect of uncovering a correlation that eludes traditional explanation.
The crux of our investigation lies in the seemingly incongruous yet undeniably compelling relationship between these two distinct phenomena. Through rigorous data analysis and a willingness to entertain the whimsical, we seek to shed light on the shadowy nexus where extraterrestrial sightings and gastronomic feats converge.
As we delve into this cosmic culinary odyssey, it is our endeavor to infuse scholarly rigor with a sprinkle of levity, acknowledging the inherently absurd dimensions of our quest while steadfastly adhering to the principles of empirical inquiry. With each bite of data and every sighting scrutinized, we invite our esteemed colleagues to join us in savoring the quirks and quibbles that punctuate our exploration of the unknown, for it is in the unexpected and the unexplained that the flavor of discovery truly thrives.
In the pages that follow, we invite readers to partake in the feast of knowledge, where the science of the skies and the art of competitive eating intertwine in a tantalizing dance of statistical revelation and speculative contemplation. So, without further ado, let us embark on this voyage of discovery, armed with curiosity, a hunger for truth, and a healthy appetite for the cosmic and the comical.

[[RESULTS]]
In our investigation into the connection between UFO sightings in Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion, we uncovered a substantial correlation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8221069 revealed a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This association was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.6758597, indicating that approximately 68% of the variation in hot dog consumption can be explained by the observed UFO sightings. Remarkably, the significance level of p < 0.01 underscored the robustness of this correlation, suggesting that the likelihood of such an association arising by chance alone is exceedingly remote.
Figure 1 depicts a scatterplot demonstrating the pronounced correlation between UFO sightings in Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. The data points coalesce in a discernible pattern, highlighting the intriguing synchronicity between these two phenomena. The visual representation of this correlation serves as a compelling testament to the unexpected nexus between otherworldly visitations and gustatory feats.
While the implications of our findings may prompt raised eyebrows and quizzical expressions, the statistical evidence leaves little room for doubt regarding the compelling relationship between these enigmatic variables. Our results lay bare an unanticipated convergence that beckons further inquiry and invites the whimsical musings of inquisitive minds.
As we navigate the shores of empirical discovery, it becomes evident that the cosmos has woven an intricate tapestry where the celestial and the culinary intersect in unforeseen harmony. Our research, while steeped in statistical rigor, is imbued with a spirit of cosmic curiosity and an appetite for the unexplained. It is this unique blend of scholarly pursuit and lighthearted contemplation that underscores the unparalleled allure of our findings, beckoning us to savor the unconventional flavors of scholarly inquiry.
The conclusive relationship between UFO sightings in Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion prompts us to ponder the cosmic forces at play, teasing our intellect with the tantalizing prospect of a connection that transcends conventional boundaries. With the air of uncertainty dispelled by our rigorous analysis, we confront the paradox of a correlation that defies the confines of terrestrial logic, inviting our scholarly cohort to revel in the delicious irony of this unearthly association.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has shed light on the remarkable correlation between UFO sightings in Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. The statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8221069 leaves little room for skepticism and much room for some out-of-this-world speculation. Our findings suggest a cosmic synchronicity that defies conventional explanation, prompting us to wonder if the champion's appetite has been fueled by extraterrestrial influence. As we digest the implications of our research, it is clear that the flavor of discovery is enhanced by the unexpected blend of celestial whimsy and gastronomic feats.

While our investigation has uncovered a tantalizing cosmic dance between the skies and hot dog consumption, we must acknowledge the quirks and quibbles that pervade this peculiar convergence. From the tantalizing prospect of intergalactic flavor enhancement to the cosmic joke that may be playing out before our very eyes, our research invites readers to partake in the paradoxical delight of this unearthly union.

In light of these compelling findings, we assert that the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings in Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by a champion leaves little more to be pursued in this area. Our scholarly curiosity has been satiated, and we are content to let this cosmic culinary mystery simmer, relishing the quirky flavors of discovery that have emerged from our analysis.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Unveiling Unidentified Unearthly Upheaval: Unraveling the Unbelievable Union of UFO Sightings in Utah and the Unparalleled Consumption of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Extraterrestrial Encounters and Epicurean Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Unveiling Unidentified Unearthly Upheaval: Unraveling the Unbelievable Union of UFO Sightings in Utah and the Unparalleled Consumption of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Extraterrestrial Enigmas and Epicurean Endeavors


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Unveiling Unidentified Unearthly Upheaval: Unraveling the Unbelievable Union of UFO Sightings in Utah and the Unparalleled Consumption of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion with an abstract of Unbeknownst to many, the enigmatic relationship between extraterrestrial encounters and competitive hot dog devouring has been a subject of lingering mystery. In this study, we meticulously examined the correlation between reported UFO sightings in the state of Utah and the consumption of hot dogs by the reigning champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Our research team employed data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia to illuminate this unusual association.
Through rigorous statistical analysis, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8221069 between these seemingly disparate variables, with a significance level of p < 0.01 for the years spanning 1979 to 2021. While our findings may seem out of this world, they indicate a compelling link that merits further investigation, prompting us to ponder whether there exists a cosmic connection between celestial visitors and the gastronomic feats of the revered hot dog aficionado.
As we embark on this odyssey of discovery, we invite fellow researchers to join us in tasting the uncanny flavors of this peculiar convergence, as we endeavor to expand the frontiers of scholarly inquiry while savoring the delightfully unexpected twists that emerge from our pursuit of knowledge.

ChatGPT:

UFO sightings Utah, Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, correlation analysis, UFO reporting statistics, hot dog consumption data, extraterrestrial encounters, statistical significance, celestial visitors, unusual correlations, scholarly research, gastronomic feats, cosmic connections

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Data details

UFO sightings in Utah
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Utah
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Utah

Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Detailed data title: Hotdog Consumption by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Source: Wikipedia
See what else correlates with Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion

Correlation r = 0.8221069 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6758597 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 67.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Utah) over the 43 years from 1979 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.4E-11. 0.0000000000139083811429729340
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.82 in 1.4E-9% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 71,899,093,771 random variables You don't actually need 71 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 42 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 42 because we have two variables measured over a period of 43 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.69, 0.9 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1979198019811982198319841985198619871988198919901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
UFO sightings in Utah (UFO sightings)1523132121321313762119313423424225272335263540551109377759066458110224
Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion (Hotdogs eaten)99.5111110.59.511.7515.513.51015.51621.519172019.522.2524.51920.25255050.544.553.334953.75665968546268696162707274717576




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1,5,2,3,1,3,2,1,2,1,3,2,1,3,1,3,7,6,21,19,31,34,23,42,42,25,27,23,35,26,35,40,55,110,93,77,75,90,66,45,81,102,24,])
array_2 = np.array([9,9.5,11,11,10.5,9.5,11.75,15.5,13.5,10,15.5,16,21.5,19,17,20,19.5,22.25,24.5,19,20.25,25,50,50.5,44.5,53.33,49,53.75,66,59,68,54,62,68,69,61,62,70,72,74,71,75,76,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Utah"
array_2_name = "Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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