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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is UFO sightings in Hawaii and the second variable is Patents granted in the US.  The chart goes from 1977 to 2020, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As UFOs buzzed over Hawaii, they beamed down innovative ideas to unsuspecting residents. With their otherworldly technology, Hawaiians were inspired to invent new gizmos and gadgets, leading to a surge in patent applications. It seems the aliens were not only interested in exploring our planet, but also in sparking a wave of extraterrestrial innovation! Remember, with great UFO sightings, comes great patent productivity. It's a close encounter of the absurd kind!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars']: In a lush garden on a Hawaiian island, a group of people gazing up at the night sky in awe as a bright UFO hovers above the palm trees. Meanwhile, in the corner of the garden, a patent certificate is handed to an inventor who is smiling proudly. The atmosphere is eerily calm, with the warm glow of the UFO casting a surreal light over the scenery, an ethereal connection between the earthly and the extraterrestrial. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Hawaii and Patents granted in the US. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: 3D Pixar Style 3D Pixar Style An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' Pop art Steampunk
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars'

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Hawaii and Patents granted in the US together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a lush garden on a Hawaiian island, a group of people gazes up at the night sky in awe as a bright UFO hovers above the palm trees. Meanwhile, in the corner of the garden, a patent certificate is being handed to an inventor who is smiling proudly.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' ] and depicting this scene: In a lush garden on a Hawaiian island, a group of people gazes up at the night sky in awe as a bright UFO hovers above the palm trees. Meanwhile, in the corner of the garden, a patent certificate is being handed to an inventor who is smiling proudly. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars']: In a lush garden on a Hawaiian island, a group of people gazing up at the night sky in awe as a bright UFO hovers above the palm trees. Meanwhile, in the corner of the garden, a patent certificate is handed to an inventor who is smiling proudly. The atmosphere is eerily calm, with the warm glow of the UFO casting a surreal light over the scenery, an ethereal connection between the earthly and the extraterrestrial.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in UFO sightings in Hawaii caused Patents granted in the US to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Flying Saucers and Patent Offers: A Statistical Study of the UFO-Patent Connection in Hawaii

Journal of Extraterrestrial Economics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and Patents granted in the US. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and USPTO to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8358926 and p < 0.01 for 1977 to 2020.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Flying Saucers and Patent Offers: A Statistical Study of the UFO-Patent Connection in Hawaii

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the seemingly out-of-this-world connection between UFO sightings in the tropical paradise of Hawaii and the number of patents granted in the United States. Using data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office, our research team conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to delve into this peculiar correlation. By crunching the numbers for the years 1977 to 2020, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8358926 with a p-value less than 0.01, providing strong evidence of an intriguing relationship. Our findings are sure to spark both curiosity and skepticism, while also offering a lighthearted twist on the intersection of extraterrestrial encounters and intellectual property. The results may leave some scratching their heads, but one thing is for certain: this research will undoubtedly prompt lively discussions and perhaps even a few alien conspiracy theories.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and Patents granted in the US. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Flying Saucers and Patent Offers: A Statistical Study of the UFO-Patent Connection in Hawaii

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the seemingly out-of-this-world connection between UFO sightings in the tropical paradise of Hawaii and the number of patents granted in the United States. Using data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office, our research team conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to delve into this peculiar correlation. By crunching the numbers for the years 1977 to 2020, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8358926 with a p-value less than 0.01, providing strong evidence of an intriguing relationship. Our findings are sure to spark both curiosity and skepticism, while also offering a lighthearted twist on the intersection of extraterrestrial encounters and intellectual property. The results may leave some scratching their heads, but one thing is for certain: this research will undoubtedly prompt lively discussions and perhaps even a few alien conspiracy theories.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the world of statistical research, it's not every day that investigators get to delve into the realms of extraterrestrial encounters and intellectual property in one fell swoop. And yet, here we are, ready to embark on a statistical odyssey through the sunny skies of Hawaii and the innovation-filled corridors of patent offices. Our quest? To uncover the puzzling connection between UFO sightings in the Aloha State and the number of patents granted in the good ol' US of A.

As esteemed researchers, we are no strangers to the rigorous pursuit of evidence and the art of data analysis. Armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a dash of unyielding curiosity, we set out to answer the age-old question: do UF-Oh-my-goodness sightings in Hawaii have a real, tangible impact on the creation of innovative inventions in the mainland?

Now, before you raise an eyebrow or two, let's pause for a moment of cosmic contemplation. We understand the skepticism that may naturally arise when discussing such an unconventional topic. After all, it's not every day that UFOs and patents cozy up in the same sentence, let alone in the hallowed pages of an academic journal. But fear not, dear reader, for we assure you that our approach to this investigation is firmly grounded in the principles of scientific inquiry and statistical rigor. Plus, a sprinkle of whimsy doesn't hurt, does it?

The intersection of UFO sightings and patents may seem like an odd couple, akin to iced coffee and hot fudge, but as the adage goes, "correlation does not imply causation." And yet, who can resist the allure of exploring a correlation coefficient, an enigmatic number that, in this instance, turned out to be as high as a rocket's trajectory – a whopping 0.8358926, to be precise. Add in a p-value less than 0.01, and we have ourselves a statistical cocktail that's sure to make even the staunchest skeptic raise an eyebrow in cosmic curiosity.

But enough teasing and tantalizing, let's dive into the statistical cosmos of our investigation. In this paper, we present the findings of our data analysis, shedding light on the peculiar association between UF-Oh-my-word sightings in Hawaii and the flow of patents in the United States. Get ready to embark on a journey that's part X-Files, part Silicon Valley, and all wrapped up in a statistical bow that's as intriguing as it is unexpected. So buckle up, dear reader, and prepare for a statistical expedition that's truly out of this world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and Patents granted in the US. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Flying Saucers and Patent Offers: A Statistical Study of the UFO-Patent Connection in Hawaii

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the seemingly out-of-this-world connection between UFO sightings in the tropical paradise of Hawaii and the number of patents granted in the United States. Using data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office, our research team conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to delve into this peculiar correlation. By crunching the numbers for the years 1977 to 2020, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8358926 with a p-value less than 0.01, providing strong evidence of an intriguing relationship. Our findings are sure to spark both curiosity and skepticism, while also offering a lighthearted twist on the intersection of extraterrestrial encounters and intellectual property. The results may leave some scratching their heads, but one thing is for certain: this research will undoubtedly prompt lively discussions and perhaps even a few alien conspiracy theories.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the world of statistical research, it's not every day that investigators get to delve into the realms of extraterrestrial encounters and intellectual property in one fell swoop. And yet, here we are, ready to embark on a statistical odyssey through the sunny skies of Hawaii and the innovation-filled corridors of patent offices. Our quest? To uncover the puzzling connection between UFO sightings in the Aloha State and the number of patents granted in the good ol' US of A.
As esteemed researchers, we are no strangers to the rigorous pursuit of evidence and the art of data analysis. Armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a dash of unyielding curiosity, we set out to answer the age-old question: do UF-Oh-my-goodness sightings in Hawaii have a real, tangible impact on the creation of innovative inventions in the mainland?
Now, before you raise an eyebrow or two, let's pause for a moment of cosmic contemplation. We understand the skepticism that may naturally arise when discussing such an unconventional topic. After all, it's not every day that UFOs and patents cozy up in the same sentence, let alone in the hallowed pages of an academic journal. But fear not, dear reader, for we assure you that our approach to this investigation is firmly grounded in the principles of scientific inquiry and statistical rigor. Plus, a sprinkle of whimsy doesn't hurt, does it?
The intersection of UFO sightings and patents may seem like an odd couple, akin to iced coffee and hot fudge, but as the adage goes, "correlation does not imply causation." And yet, who can resist the allure of exploring a correlation coefficient, an enigmatic number that, in this instance, turned out to be as high as a rocket's trajectory – a whopping 0.8358926, to be precise. Add in a p-value less than 0.01, and we have ourselves a statistical cocktail that's sure to make even the staunchest skeptic raise an eyebrow in cosmic curiosity.
But enough teasing and tantalizing, let's dive into the statistical cosmos of our investigation. In this paper, we present the findings of our data analysis, shedding light on the peculiar association between UF-Oh-my-word sightings in Hawaii and the flow of patents in the United States. Get ready to embark on a journey that's part X-Files, part Silicon Valley, and all wrapped up in a statistical bow that's as intriguing as it is unexpected. So buckle up, dear reader, and prepare for a statistical expedition that's truly out of this world.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The research on the connection between UFO sightings and patents may prompt some to raise an eyebrow, while others may scratch their heads in bewilderment. Nevertheless, our investigation leads us to a diverse array of literature that traverses the realms of astronomy, statistical theory, and yes, even the occasional science fiction novel. Our exploration begins with a sober analysis of statistical studies, such as Smith's "Extraterrestrial Encounters and Innovation: A Statistical Analysis" and Doe's "The Unveiling of Unidentified Flying Objects: A Data-Driven Investigation." These studies serve as the launching pad for our foray into the uncharted territory of UFOs and patents.

Venturing beyond the traditional academic sources, our journey takes an unexpected turn with the inclusion of non-fiction books that echo the enigmatic allure of our research. In "UFOs: The Hawaii Encounters" by Jones and "Patents and Peculiar Phenomena" by Brown, we encounter a fusion of real-world encounters and intellectual property that mirrors the very essence of our investigation. The juxtaposition of these works illuminates the intersection between the inexplicable and the innovative, inviting us to ponder the cosmic dance of UFOs and patents in the annals of history.

As our exploration takes a whimsical detour, we offer a nod to the realm of fiction, where the improbable becomes possible and the uncanny meets the inventive. From H.G. Wells' "The War of the Worlds" to Arthur C. Clarke's "Childhood's End," these literary reveries transport us to worlds where alien visitors and technological marvels intertwine in a tapestry of imagination. While these works may dwell in the realm of fantasy, they inspire a sense of wonder that mirrors the curiosity at the heart of our statistical inquiry.

In our quest to embrace the unexpected, we draw inspiration from unexpected sources, including board games that provide a playful twist on our research theme. From "UFO Attack!" to "Patent Pursuit," these games offer a lighthearted glimpse into the curious convergence of extraterrestrial encounters and intellectual pursuits. Though lighthearted in nature, they serve as a reminder that our investigation, while grounded in rigorous statistical analysis, is not devoid of a touch of whimsy and levity.

In summary, our survey of the literature surrounding the UFO-patent connection leads us down a path that crosses the boundaries of empirical analysis, speculative fiction, and playful imagination. As we navigate this multidimensional landscape, we invite readers to join us in embracing the unexpected, the peculiar, and the infinitely intriguing as we unravel the enigma of UF-Oh-my-patents in a statistical odyssey like no other.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and Patents granted in the US. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and USPTO . You used data from 1977 to 2020

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Flying Saucers and Patent Offers: A Statistical Study of the UFO-Patent Connection in Hawaii

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the seemingly out-of-this-world connection between UFO sightings in the tropical paradise of Hawaii and the number of patents granted in the United States. Using data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office, our research team conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to delve into this peculiar correlation. By crunching the numbers for the years 1977 to 2020, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8358926 with a p-value less than 0.01, providing strong evidence of an intriguing relationship. Our findings are sure to spark both curiosity and skepticism, while also offering a lighthearted twist on the intersection of extraterrestrial encounters and intellectual property. The results may leave some scratching their heads, but one thing is for certain: this research will undoubtedly prompt lively discussions and perhaps even a few alien conspiracy theories.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the world of statistical research, it's not every day that investigators get to delve into the realms of extraterrestrial encounters and intellectual property in one fell swoop. And yet, here we are, ready to embark on a statistical odyssey through the sunny skies of Hawaii and the innovation-filled corridors of patent offices. Our quest? To uncover the puzzling connection between UFO sightings in the Aloha State and the number of patents granted in the good ol' US of A.
As esteemed researchers, we are no strangers to the rigorous pursuit of evidence and the art of data analysis. Armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a dash of unyielding curiosity, we set out to answer the age-old question: do UF-Oh-my-goodness sightings in Hawaii have a real, tangible impact on the creation of innovative inventions in the mainland?
Now, before you raise an eyebrow or two, let's pause for a moment of cosmic contemplation. We understand the skepticism that may naturally arise when discussing such an unconventional topic. After all, it's not every day that UFOs and patents cozy up in the same sentence, let alone in the hallowed pages of an academic journal. But fear not, dear reader, for we assure you that our approach to this investigation is firmly grounded in the principles of scientific inquiry and statistical rigor. Plus, a sprinkle of whimsy doesn't hurt, does it?
The intersection of UFO sightings and patents may seem like an odd couple, akin to iced coffee and hot fudge, but as the adage goes, "correlation does not imply causation." And yet, who can resist the allure of exploring a correlation coefficient, an enigmatic number that, in this instance, turned out to be as high as a rocket's trajectory – a whopping 0.8358926, to be precise. Add in a p-value less than 0.01, and we have ourselves a statistical cocktail that's sure to make even the staunchest skeptic raise an eyebrow in cosmic curiosity.
But enough teasing and tantalizing, let's dive into the statistical cosmos of our investigation. In this paper, we present the findings of our data analysis, shedding light on the peculiar association between UF-Oh-my-word sightings in Hawaii and the flow of patents in the United States. Get ready to embark on a journey that's part X-Files, part Silicon Valley, and all wrapped up in a statistical bow that's as intriguing as it is unexpected. So buckle up, dear reader, and prepare for a statistical expedition that's truly out of this world.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic relationship between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the granting of patents in the United States, our research team employed a mix of conventional statistical methods and a touch of out-of-the-box creativity. Our data collection journey began with a thorough exploration of the National UFO Reporting Center's database, which provided us with a trove of UFO sighting reports in Hawaii from 1977 to 2020. With a fervent nod to the unexplored territories of the statistical cosmos, we then ventured into the depths of the United States Patent and Trademark Office's archives, where we diligently harvested data on granted patents within the same time frame.

Regarding the statistical analysis, we harnessed the power of sophisticated software to wrangle the data into a form suitable for exploration. Our first foray into the statistical stratosphere involved calculating the correlation coefficient between the number of UFO sightings in Hawaii and the number of patents granted in the United States. Armed with robust statistical packages and an unwavering determination to unlock the mysteries of the universe, we spared no computational expense in parsing through the UFO sighting reports and patent granter records.

In our statistical odyssey, we turned to the trusty Pearson correlation coefficient to quantify the strength and direction of the relationship between the two variables. The choice of this method allowed us to obtain a precise numeric representation of the connection, akin to deciphering an extraterrestrial message through the lens of statistical interpretation. Coupled with the correlation coefficient, we complemented our analysis with a p-value calculation, providing an indication of the statistical significance of the observed correlation.

Furthermore, to account for potential confounding variables and to bolster our analysis against cosmic coincidences, we conducted supplementary tests, including robustness checks and sensitivity analyses. These additional statistical expeditions were aimed at fortifying the robustness of our findings and ensuring that our observed correlation was not merely a fluke of statistical happenstance.

In the spirit of scientific transparency and methodological rigor, we adhered to standard practices for data validation and model diagnostics, scrutinizing our statistical spacecraft for any anomalies or irregularities. The extraction, transformation, and loading of the data were executed with meticulous attention to detail, ensuring the reliability and validity of our celestial data sources.

In conclusion, our methodological approach transcended the boundaries of traditional statistical inquiry, embracing the quirkiness of our research topic while upholding the highest standards of statistical integrity. So, as we prepare to unveil the cosmic findings of our investigation, we invite you to join us in this statistical voyage of discovery, where the unexpected meets the empirical in a celestial dance of data and analysis.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and Patents granted in the US. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and USPTO .

For the time period 1977 to 2020, you found a correlation 0.8358926, r-squared of 0.6987164, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Flying Saucers and Patent Offers: A Statistical Study of the UFO-Patent Connection in Hawaii

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the seemingly out-of-this-world connection between UFO sightings in the tropical paradise of Hawaii and the number of patents granted in the United States. Using data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office, our research team conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to delve into this peculiar correlation. By crunching the numbers for the years 1977 to 2020, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8358926 with a p-value less than 0.01, providing strong evidence of an intriguing relationship. Our findings are sure to spark both curiosity and skepticism, while also offering a lighthearted twist on the intersection of extraterrestrial encounters and intellectual property. The results may leave some scratching their heads, but one thing is for certain: this research will undoubtedly prompt lively discussions and perhaps even a few alien conspiracy theories.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the world of statistical research, it's not every day that investigators get to delve into the realms of extraterrestrial encounters and intellectual property in one fell swoop. And yet, here we are, ready to embark on a statistical odyssey through the sunny skies of Hawaii and the innovation-filled corridors of patent offices. Our quest? To uncover the puzzling connection between UFO sightings in the Aloha State and the number of patents granted in the good ol' US of A.
As esteemed researchers, we are no strangers to the rigorous pursuit of evidence and the art of data analysis. Armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a dash of unyielding curiosity, we set out to answer the age-old question: do UF-Oh-my-goodness sightings in Hawaii have a real, tangible impact on the creation of innovative inventions in the mainland?
Now, before you raise an eyebrow or two, let's pause for a moment of cosmic contemplation. We understand the skepticism that may naturally arise when discussing such an unconventional topic. After all, it's not every day that UFOs and patents cozy up in the same sentence, let alone in the hallowed pages of an academic journal. But fear not, dear reader, for we assure you that our approach to this investigation is firmly grounded in the principles of scientific inquiry and statistical rigor. Plus, a sprinkle of whimsy doesn't hurt, does it?
The intersection of UFO sightings and patents may seem like an odd couple, akin to iced coffee and hot fudge, but as the adage goes, "correlation does not imply causation." And yet, who can resist the allure of exploring a correlation coefficient, an enigmatic number that, in this instance, turned out to be as high as a rocket's trajectory – a whopping 0.8358926, to be precise. Add in a p-value less than 0.01, and we have ourselves a statistical cocktail that's sure to make even the staunchest skeptic raise an eyebrow in cosmic curiosity.
But enough teasing and tantalizing, let's dive into the statistical cosmos of our investigation. In this paper, we present the findings of our data analysis, shedding light on the peculiar association between UF-Oh-my-word sightings in Hawaii and the flow of patents in the United States. Get ready to embark on a journey that's part X-Files, part Silicon Valley, and all wrapped up in a statistical bow that's as intriguing as it is unexpected. So buckle up, dear reader, and prepare for a statistical expedition that's truly out of this world.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The investigation into the correlation between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the number of patents granted in the United States yielded some truly out-of-this-world results. Our statistical analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8358926, signifying a robust relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. In addition, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) came in at a substantial 0.6987164, indicating that approximately 70% of the variance in patents granted can be explained by the variance in UFO sightings. Talk about a statistical close encounter!

With a p-value less than 0.01, we can confidently assert that the observed correlation is not merely a statistical fluke. The likelihood of such a strong relationship occurring by chance is as rare as finding a four-leaf clover on Mars. It's safe to say that our findings are statistically significant, and they certainly raise more than a few eyebrows in the scientific community.

In Fig. 1, our scatterplot visually captures the close alignment between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the number of patents granted in the US. The points on the plot form a pattern that's not just reminiscent of a constellation – it actually demonstrates a compelling relationship between these two unlikely bedfellows.

Our results present a statistical narrative that's as captivating as a sci-fi thriller, with implications that are both thought-provoking and, dare we say, otherworldly. This research sets the stage for lively debates, creative interpretations, and perhaps a few intergalactic puns – after all, who can resist a statistical study that's as mysterious and unexpected as a UFO sighting itself?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and Patents granted in the US. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Flying Saucers and Patent Offers: A Statistical Study of the UFO-Patent Connection in Hawaii

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the seemingly out-of-this-world connection between UFO sightings in the tropical paradise of Hawaii and the number of patents granted in the United States. Using data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office, our research team conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to delve into this peculiar correlation. By crunching the numbers for the years 1977 to 2020, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8358926 with a p-value less than 0.01, providing strong evidence of an intriguing relationship. Our findings are sure to spark both curiosity and skepticism, while also offering a lighthearted twist on the intersection of extraterrestrial encounters and intellectual property. The results may leave some scratching their heads, but one thing is for certain: this research will undoubtedly prompt lively discussions and perhaps even a few alien conspiracy theories.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The research on the connection between UFO sightings and patents may prompt some to raise an eyebrow, while others may scratch their heads in bewilderment. Nevertheless, our investigation leads us to a diverse array of literature that traverses the realms of astronomy, statistical theory, and yes, even the occasional science fiction novel. Our exploration begins with a sober analysis of statistical studies, such as Smith's "Extraterrestrial Encounters and Innovation: A Statistical Analysis" and Doe's "The Unveiling of Unidentified Flying Objects: A Data-Driven Investigation." These studies serve as the launching pad for our foray into the uncharted territory of UFOs and patents.
Venturing beyond the traditional academic sources, our journey takes an unexpected turn with the inclusion of non-fiction books that echo the enigmatic allure of our research. In "UFOs: The Hawaii Encounters" by Jones and "Patents and Peculiar Phenomena" by Brown, we encounter a fusion of real-world encounters and intellectual property that mirrors the very essence of our investigation. The juxtaposition of these works illuminates the intersection between the inexplicable and the innovative, inviting us to ponder the cosmic dance of UFOs and patents in the annals of history.
As our exploration takes a whimsical detour, we offer a nod to the realm of fiction, where the improbable becomes possible and the uncanny meets the inventive. From H.G. Wells' "The War of the Worlds" to Arthur C. Clarke's "Childhood's End," these literary reveries transport us to worlds where alien visitors and technological marvels intertwine in a tapestry of imagination. While these works may dwell in the realm of fantasy, they inspire a sense of wonder that mirrors the curiosity at the heart of our statistical inquiry.
In our quest to embrace the unexpected, we draw inspiration from unexpected sources, including board games that provide a playful twist on our research theme. From "UFO Attack!" to "Patent Pursuit," these games offer a lighthearted glimpse into the curious convergence of extraterrestrial encounters and intellectual pursuits. Though lighthearted in nature, they serve as a reminder that our investigation, while grounded in rigorous statistical analysis, is not devoid of a touch of whimsy and levity.
In summary, our survey of the literature surrounding the UFO-patent connection leads us down a path that crosses the boundaries of empirical analysis, speculative fiction, and playful imagination. As we navigate this multidimensional landscape, we invite readers to join us in embracing the unexpected, the peculiar, and the infinitely intriguing as we unravel the enigma of UF-Oh-my-patents in a statistical odyssey like no other.

[[RESULTS]]
The investigation into the correlation between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the number of patents granted in the United States yielded some truly out-of-this-world results. Our statistical analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8358926, signifying a robust relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. In addition, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) came in at a substantial 0.6987164, indicating that approximately 70% of the variance in patents granted can be explained by the variance in UFO sightings. Talk about a statistical close encounter!
With a p-value less than 0.01, we can confidently assert that the observed correlation is not merely a statistical fluke. The likelihood of such a strong relationship occurring by chance is as rare as finding a four-leaf clover on Mars. It's safe to say that our findings are statistically significant, and they certainly raise more than a few eyebrows in the scientific community.
In Fig. 1, our scatterplot visually captures the close alignment between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the number of patents granted in the US. The points on the plot form a pattern that's not just reminiscent of a constellation – it actually demonstrates a compelling relationship between these two unlikely bedfellows.
Our results present a statistical narrative that's as captivating as a sci-fi thriller, with implications that are both thought-provoking and, dare we say, otherworldly. This research sets the stage for lively debates, creative interpretations, and perhaps a few intergalactic puns – after all, who can resist a statistical study that's as mysterious and unexpected as a UFO sighting itself?

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of our research into the correlation between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the number of patents granted in the United States not only defy the laws of statistical gravity but also invigorate the scientific imagination. While some may raise an eyebrow at the seemingly far-fetched connection we set out to explore, our results have landed as a meteoric revelation in the realm of statistical inquiry. Our endeavor has added a distinctive twist to the scholarly discourse by revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.8358926, akin to stumbling upon a rare scientific phenomenon in the vast cosmos of empirical research.

The alignment between our findings and prior research is as conspicuous as a UFO on a clear night sky. Indeed, our study's resonance with the works of Smith and Doe stands as a testament to the resounding impact of statistical analysis in unraveling enigmatic phenomena. The statistical close encounter we have unearthed substantiates the speculative musings of authors Jones and Brown, bringing a playful yet empirical dimension to their literary reflections. Thus, our research has not only bolstered the existing body of knowledge but has also aptly demonstrated how statistical analysis can navigate the interstellar expanse of unconventional research themes.

Our results are as statistically significant as they are captivating, akin to venturing into an uncharted statistical cosmos and discovering a celestial constellation of variables that intertwine in a captivating dance. The implications of our findings resonate with the inexplicable allure of UFO sightings, echoing the sentiments of speculative fiction and playful imagination that have long thrived in the literary expanse. Therefore, we invite fellow researchers to embrace the unexpected, the peculiar, and the infinitely intriguing as we continue to unravel the cosmic enigma of UF-Oh-my-patents – a statistical odyssey like no other.

The correlation unearthed in our study serves as an intellectual launching pad for engaging debates, creative interpretations, and perhaps a few intergalactic puns. After all, what's a statistical investigation if it doesn't inspire a bit of levity and wonderment in the scientific community? It is our hope that this research will ignite a constellation of scholarly discussions, prompting researchers to look to the stars – and patents – for inspiration and statistical curiosity.

The intersection of UFO sightings and patents may seem like a cosmic joke, but our findings have shown that statistical analysis can uncover unexpected connections that defy conventional wisdom. As we launch forth into the uncharted territory of statistical inquiry, let us embrace the paradoxical marriage of the inexplicable and the investigative, for it is in the celestial dance of data that we may uncover the most captivating statistical phenomena of all.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Hawaii and Patents granted in the US. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Flying Saucers and Patent Offers: A Statistical Study of the UFO-Patent Connection in Hawaii

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the seemingly out-of-this-world connection between UFO sightings in the tropical paradise of Hawaii and the number of patents granted in the United States. Using data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office, our research team conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to delve into this peculiar correlation. By crunching the numbers for the years 1977 to 2020, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8358926 with a p-value less than 0.01, providing strong evidence of an intriguing relationship. Our findings are sure to spark both curiosity and skepticism, while also offering a lighthearted twist on the intersection of extraterrestrial encounters and intellectual property. The results may leave some scratching their heads, but one thing is for certain: this research will undoubtedly prompt lively discussions and perhaps even a few alien conspiracy theories.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the world of statistical research, it's not every day that investigators get to delve into the realms of extraterrestrial encounters and intellectual property in one fell swoop. And yet, here we are, ready to embark on a statistical odyssey through the sunny skies of Hawaii and the innovation-filled corridors of patent offices. Our quest? To uncover the puzzling connection between UFO sightings in the Aloha State and the number of patents granted in the good ol' US of A.
As esteemed researchers, we are no strangers to the rigorous pursuit of evidence and the art of data analysis. Armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and a dash of unyielding curiosity, we set out to answer the age-old question: do UF-Oh-my-goodness sightings in Hawaii have a real, tangible impact on the creation of innovative inventions in the mainland?
Now, before you raise an eyebrow or two, let's pause for a moment of cosmic contemplation. We understand the skepticism that may naturally arise when discussing such an unconventional topic. After all, it's not every day that UFOs and patents cozy up in the same sentence, let alone in the hallowed pages of an academic journal. But fear not, dear reader, for we assure you that our approach to this investigation is firmly grounded in the principles of scientific inquiry and statistical rigor. Plus, a sprinkle of whimsy doesn't hurt, does it?
The intersection of UFO sightings and patents may seem like an odd couple, akin to iced coffee and hot fudge, but as the adage goes, "correlation does not imply causation." And yet, who can resist the allure of exploring a correlation coefficient, an enigmatic number that, in this instance, turned out to be as high as a rocket's trajectory – a whopping 0.8358926, to be precise. Add in a p-value less than 0.01, and we have ourselves a statistical cocktail that's sure to make even the staunchest skeptic raise an eyebrow in cosmic curiosity.
But enough teasing and tantalizing, let's dive into the statistical cosmos of our investigation. In this paper, we present the findings of our data analysis, shedding light on the peculiar association between UF-Oh-my-word sightings in Hawaii and the flow of patents in the United States. Get ready to embark on a journey that's part X-Files, part Silicon Valley, and all wrapped up in a statistical bow that's as intriguing as it is unexpected. So buckle up, dear reader, and prepare for a statistical expedition that's truly out of this world.

[[RESULTS]]
The investigation into the correlation between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the number of patents granted in the United States yielded some truly out-of-this-world results. Our statistical analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8358926, signifying a robust relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. In addition, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) came in at a substantial 0.6987164, indicating that approximately 70% of the variance in patents granted can be explained by the variance in UFO sightings. Talk about a statistical close encounter!
With a p-value less than 0.01, we can confidently assert that the observed correlation is not merely a statistical fluke. The likelihood of such a strong relationship occurring by chance is as rare as finding a four-leaf clover on Mars. It's safe to say that our findings are statistically significant, and they certainly raise more than a few eyebrows in the scientific community.
In Fig. 1, our scatterplot visually captures the close alignment between UFO sightings in Hawaii and the number of patents granted in the US. The points on the plot form a pattern that's not just reminiscent of a constellation – it actually demonstrates a compelling relationship between these two unlikely bedfellows.
Our results present a statistical narrative that's as captivating as a sci-fi thriller, with implications that are both thought-provoking and, dare we say, otherworldly. This research sets the stage for lively debates, creative interpretations, and perhaps a few intergalactic puns – after all, who can resist a statistical study that's as mysterious and unexpected as a UFO sighting itself?

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our statistical escapade through the cosmic realms of UFO sightings in Hawaii and the influx of patents in the US has revealed a correlation coefficient that's as stratospheric as a rocket launch. With a coefficient of 0.8358926 and a p-value less than 0.01, our findings boldly go where few statistical studies have gone before. It seems that the UFOs buzzing around Hawaii are not just leaving behind tales of close encounters, but they may also be fueling a surge of innovative ideas in the world of patents.

Our results, akin to an unexpected plot twist in a science fiction novel, underscore the potential impact of unidentified flying objects on the creative ingenuity of individuals thousands of miles away. It’s as if the extraterrestrial visitors are not just dropping in for a quick glimpse of paradise but are also inadvertently inspiring earthlings to conjure up groundbreaking inventions. Perhaps we should dub this peculiar phenomenon “The Eureka Effect,” where close encounters lead to flashes of inventive brilliance.

However, as much as we relish the idea of cosmic conspiracies and UFO-themed patent prototypes, it's essential to heed the age-old research adage of "correlation does not imply causation." While our statistical analysis reveals a tantalizing connection, it's crucial to approach the interpretation of these findings with the same skepticism one might have towards a grainy UFO photograph. As much as we'd adore the idea of interstellar innovation, further exploration is warranted to disentangle the intricate web of variables at play.

In the spirit of scientific inquiry and a dash of intergalactic humor, we must acknowledge that even with a statistically significant correlation, further research in this space might be like searching for a needle in a cosmic haystack. Therefore, our findings stand as a whimsical testament to the unpredictable nature of statistics and the endless surprises that await us in the world of research. So, as we bid adieu to this statistical odyssey, let us revel in the intrigue of the unknown and the endless possibilities that await us in both the terrestrial and extraterrestrial realms. And with that, we confidently declare that no more research is needed in this area.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Flying Saucers and Patent Offers: A Statistical Study of the UFO-Patent Connection in Hawaii. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Extraterrestrial Economics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Flying Saucers and Patent Offers: A Statistical Study of the UFO-Patent Connection in Hawaii. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The International Institute for Extraterrestrial Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Flying Saucers and Patent Offers: A Statistical Study of the UFO-Patent Connection in Hawaii with an abstract of This paper explores the seemingly out-of-this-world connection between UFO sightings in the tropical paradise of Hawaii and the number of patents granted in the United States. Using data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office, our research team conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to delve into this peculiar correlation. By crunching the numbers for the years 1977 to 2020, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8358926 with a p-value less than 0.01, providing strong evidence of an intriguing relationship. Our findings are sure to spark both curiosity and skepticism, while also offering a lighthearted twist on the intersection of extraterrestrial encounters and intellectual property. The results may leave some scratching their heads, but one thing is for certain: this research will undoubtedly prompt lively discussions and perhaps even a few alien conspiracy theories.

ChatGPT:

UFO sightings, patents, Hawaii, statistical study, correlation, National UFO Reporting Center, United States Patent and Trademark Office, extraterrestrial encounters, intellectual property, alien conspiracy theories

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Data details

UFO sightings in Hawaii
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Hawaii
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Hawaii

Patents granted in the US
Detailed data title: Total number of patents granted in the US
Source: USPTO
See what else correlates with Patents granted in the US

Correlation r = 0.8358926 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6987164 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 69.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Patents granted in the US) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Hawaii) over the 44 years from 1977 through 2020.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.7E-12. 0.0000000000016592234921605030
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.84 in 1.7E-10% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 602,691,563,086 random variables You don't actually need 602 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 43 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 43 because we have two variables measured over a period of 44 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.72, 0.91 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19771978197919801981198219831984198519861987198819891990199119921993199419951996199719981999200020012002200320042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020
UFO sightings in Hawaii (UFO sightings)21120021310121126420569131215121818101916163021355166252614124846
Patents granted in the US (Patents granted)69781705145241366170710646327661982726507724576862893858427210253399077106696107394109746113587113834121696124069163142169085175979183970184375187012181299157718196405182899185224191927244341247713276788302948326032325980333583351403339992391103388900




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Confounding variable: 2020 is particularly different from the other years on this graph. Confounding variables (like global pandemics) will cause two variables to look connected when in fact a "sneaky third" variable is influencing both of them behind the scenes.
  5. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2,1,1,2,0,0,2,1,3,1,0,1,2,1,1,2,6,4,2,0,5,6,9,13,12,15,12,18,18,10,19,16,16,30,21,35,51,66,25,26,14,12,48,46,])
array_2 = np.array([69781,70514,52413,66170,71064,63276,61982,72650,77245,76862,89385,84272,102533,99077,106696,107394,109746,113587,113834,121696,124069,163142,169085,175979,183970,184375,187012,181299,157718,196405,182899,185224,191927,244341,247713,276788,302948,326032,325980,333583,351403,339992,391103,388900,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Hawaii"
array_2_name = "Patents granted in the US"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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