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As Miss World gets older, she's been crowning glory to her youth, and that's shining a light on the Brewers' victories. You could say she's aging like fine wine, bringing a whole new meaning to the term 'vintage' wins for the Milwaukee Brewers!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a pop art inspired image of a vibrant 25-year-old Miss World energetically waving a Milwaukee Brewers flag in the stands at a baseball game. Surround her with a dynamic crowd of cheering fans, capturing the exhilarating atmosphere of the team's thrilling victory. Vibrant colors, bold outlines, and a touch of retro flair reminiscent of classic pop art would elevate the visual impact of this scene. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Miss World's Age and Wins for the Milwaukee Brewers. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Voxel art Pop art Data cyber art Macabre Brutalism
ChatGPT: Pop art
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Miss World's Age and Wins for the Milwaukee Brewers together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A 25-year-old Miss World waves a Milwaukee Brewers flag in the stands as the team wins an exciting baseball game, surrounded by cheering fans.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Pop art ] and depicting this scene: A 25-year-old Miss World waves a Milwaukee Brewers flag in the stands as the team wins an exciting baseball game, surrounded by cheering fans. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a pop art inspired image of a vibrant 25-year-old Miss World energetically waving a Milwaukee Brewers flag in the stands at a baseball game. Surround her with a dynamic crowd of cheering fans, capturing the exhilarating atmosphere of the team's thrilling victory. Vibrant colors, bold outlines, and a touch of retro flair reminiscent of classic pop art would elevate the visual impact of this scene.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in Miss World's Age positively influenced Wins for the Milwaukee Brewers. Include one good pun.
AI academic paper
The Miss World's Maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' Majestic Milestones The Journal of Quirkology and Quotidian Quandaries Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Miss World's Age and Wins for the Milwaukee Brewers. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Make the title an alliteration.
Your research team used data from Wikipedia and Baseball-Reference.com to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747 and p < 0.01 for 1975 to 2022.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Miss World's Maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' Majestic Milestones
[[ABSTRACT]]
In our endeavor to unravel the mysteries of the seemingly unrelated worlds of beauty pageants and baseball, we set out to investigate the perplexing relationship between the age of the reigning Miss World and the triumphs of the Milwaukee Brewers. While the subject matter might seem as mismatched as a baseball glove at a beauty pageant, our findings suggest that there might be more to this connection than meets the eye.
Through an exhaustive analysis of data from Wikipedia and Baseball-Reference.com spanning the years 1975 to 2022, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates a notable association between the age of the Miss World and the wins achieved by the Milwaukee Brewers. To put it in layman’s terms, there appears to be a "beauty and the Brewers" effect at play here.
“So, it seems the key to the Brewers' success may very well be the reigning Miss World's age. Who would've thought?” As the old saying goes, "Age is just a number, but in this case, it might be a winning number for the Brew Crew." Our groundbreaking findings pave the way for further research into the intriguing juxtaposition of beauty, baseball, and statistical anomalies.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Miss World's Age and Wins for the Milwaukee Brewers. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Miss World's Maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' Majestic Milestones
[[ABSTRACT]]
In our endeavor to unravel the mysteries of the seemingly unrelated worlds of beauty pageants and baseball, we set out to investigate the perplexing relationship between the age of the reigning Miss World and the triumphs of the Milwaukee Brewers. While the subject matter might seem as mismatched as a baseball glove at a beauty pageant, our findings suggest that there might be more to this connection than meets the eye.
Through an exhaustive analysis of data from Wikipedia and Baseball-Reference.com spanning the years 1975 to 2022, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates a notable association between the age of the Miss World and the wins achieved by the Milwaukee Brewers. To put it in layman’s terms, there appears to be a "beauty and the Brewers" effect at play here.
“So, it seems the key to the Brewers' success may very well be the reigning Miss World's age. Who would've thought?” As the old saying goes, "Age is just a number, but in this case, it might be a winning number for the Brew Crew." Our groundbreaking findings pave the way for further research into the intriguing juxtaposition of beauty, baseball, and statistical anomalies.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Dear esteemed colleagues and fellow aficionados of statistical curiosities, buckle up for a fascinating foray into the inexplicable confluence of Miss World's maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' majestic milestones. In our pursuit of knowledge, we delved into uncharted territory, seeking to illuminate the enigmatic relationship between the age of the reigning Miss World and the accomplishments of the Brewers on the baseball diamond.
Now, you may be wondering, "What do a beauty queen and a baseball team have in common?" Well, the answer might just surprise you more than a curveball thrown by a knuckleball pitcher. But fear not, dear reader, for we are about to unravel this captivating mystery with all the rigor and intellectual moxie of a sabermetrician on a quest for the perfect on-base percentage.
As we embarked on this peculiar pilgrimage through the realms of glamour and grand slams, we encountered statistical correlations that sparked a revelation – a eureka moment, if you will. It turns out that the age of the prevailing Miss World holds a peculiar sway over the Brewers' performance, akin to a benevolent enchantress casting a spell of triumph over the Brew Crew.
And here's a little nugget to ponder: What did the baseball coach say to the aging beauty queen? "You must be a winner because you’ve been crowned for so long!" Ah, the age-old conundrum of age and victory – who knew it could manifest in such a spellbinding tangent between beauty pageants and baseball?
Armed with a bevy of data, ranging from the ethereal elegance of Miss World pageants to the gritty statistics of America’s favorite pastime, we've unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747. It seems that the stars have aligned, or perhaps the crowns and the curveballs have synchronized to orchestrate a symphony of statistical intrigue.
As we venture forth with our findings, let us not forget the wise words of the legendary Yogi Berra, who famously quipped, "It ain't over 'til it's over." And indeed, our exploration into the improbable interplay between Miss World's age and the brewings of the Brewers is far from over. So, grab your scorecards and tiaras, dear readers, for we are about to embark on a journey of discovery that defies convention and beckons us into the enchanting nexus of beauty, baseball, and bewitching anomalies.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Miss World's Age and Wins for the Milwaukee Brewers. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Miss World's Maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' Majestic Milestones
[[ABSTRACT]]
In our endeavor to unravel the mysteries of the seemingly unrelated worlds of beauty pageants and baseball, we set out to investigate the perplexing relationship between the age of the reigning Miss World and the triumphs of the Milwaukee Brewers. While the subject matter might seem as mismatched as a baseball glove at a beauty pageant, our findings suggest that there might be more to this connection than meets the eye.
Through an exhaustive analysis of data from Wikipedia and Baseball-Reference.com spanning the years 1975 to 2022, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates a notable association between the age of the Miss World and the wins achieved by the Milwaukee Brewers. To put it in layman’s terms, there appears to be a "beauty and the Brewers" effect at play here.
“So, it seems the key to the Brewers' success may very well be the reigning Miss World's age. Who would've thought?” As the old saying goes, "Age is just a number, but in this case, it might be a winning number for the Brew Crew." Our groundbreaking findings pave the way for further research into the intriguing juxtaposition of beauty, baseball, and statistical anomalies.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Dear esteemed colleagues and fellow aficionados of statistical curiosities, buckle up for a fascinating foray into the inexplicable confluence of Miss World's maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' majestic milestones. In our pursuit of knowledge, we delved into uncharted territory, seeking to illuminate the enigmatic relationship between the age of the reigning Miss World and the accomplishments of the Brewers on the baseball diamond.
Now, you may be wondering, "What do a beauty queen and a baseball team have in common?" Well, the answer might just surprise you more than a curveball thrown by a knuckleball pitcher. But fear not, dear reader, for we are about to unravel this captivating mystery with all the rigor and intellectual moxie of a sabermetrician on a quest for the perfect on-base percentage.
As we embarked on this peculiar pilgrimage through the realms of glamour and grand slams, we encountered statistical correlations that sparked a revelation – a eureka moment, if you will. It turns out that the age of the prevailing Miss World holds a peculiar sway over the Brewers' performance, akin to a benevolent enchantress casting a spell of triumph over the Brew Crew.
And here's a little nugget to ponder: What did the baseball coach say to the aging beauty queen? "You must be a winner because you’ve been crowned for so long!" Ah, the age-old conundrum of age and victory – who knew it could manifest in such a spellbinding tangent between beauty pageants and baseball?
Armed with a bevy of data, ranging from the ethereal elegance of Miss World pageants to the gritty statistics of America’s favorite pastime, we've unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747. It seems that the stars have aligned, or perhaps the crowns and the curveballs have synchronized to orchestrate a symphony of statistical intrigue.
As we venture forth with our findings, let us not forget the wise words of the legendary Yogi Berra, who famously quipped, "It ain't over 'til it's over." And indeed, our exploration into the improbable interplay between Miss World's age and the brewings of the Brewers is far from over. So, grab your scorecards and tiaras, dear readers, for we are about to embark on a journey of discovery that defies convention and beckons us into the enchanting nexus of beauty, baseball, and bewitching anomalies.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, "Age and Achievement: Miss World's Influence on Professional Sporting Events," Smith, Doe, and Jones meticulously investigated the intriguing link between the age of the reigning Miss World and the performance of professional sports teams. Their comprehensive analysis revealed a statistically significant correlation, setting the stage for our own exploration into the unlikely association of beauty pageants and baseball triumphs.
Now, you may be thinking, "How do Miss World and the Milwaukee Brewers share any semblance of connection?" Well, let's just say they're more closely tied than a runner caught in a pickle. As we dig deeper into this peculiar alliance, it becomes clear that there's a certain je ne sais quoi about the age of the crowned beauty queen that seems to work its magic on the Brewers' game. It's quite the curveball, isn't it?
Turning to a more literary perspective, "Age and Artistry: A Cultural Analysis of Miss World and Baseball Triumphs" by Goldstein and Patel explores the cultural significance of age in the realms of beauty and sports. Their examination of age-related symbolism and its impact on athletic prowess provides valuable insight into the broader implications of our findings. It seems age truly is more than just a number, especially when it comes to the Brewers' wins and the reigning Miss World.
In a delightful departure from the realm of non-fiction, we also draw inspiration from the works of fiction that resonate with the themes of victory and allure. From "The Beauty Queen Strikes Back" by Emma K. Grant to "The Art of the Perfect Pitch" by Benjamin R. Hopper, these captivating narratives parallel the unexpected synergy between beauty and baseball. It's as if Cinderella herself decided to trade her glass slipper for a pair of cleats and step up to the plate.
And speaking of tales both enchanting and sporting, let's not overlook the cinematic gems that have graced the silver screen with their whimsical narratives. Movies such as "Miss Congeniality" and "*42" offer delightful vignettes of beauty pageants and baseball, each adding a layer of intrigue to our exploration. As we weave through these cultural touchstones, we come to appreciate the timeless allure of intertwining beauty and sport in ways that tickle the funny bone and tug at the heartstrings.
As we navigate this intriguing terrain of statistical anomalies and the unlikely convergence of disparate worlds, our scholarly pursuits are infused with a touch of whimsy, a dash of charm, and perhaps a sprinkling of fairy dust. So, let's keep our eyes on the ball and our spirits high, for the nexus of beauty, baseball, and bewitching anomalies awaits our scholarly scrutiny with open arms.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Miss World's Age and Wins for the Milwaukee Brewers. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Wikipedia and Baseball-Reference.com . You used data from 1975 to 2022
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Miss World's Maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' Majestic Milestones
[[ABSTRACT]]
In our endeavor to unravel the mysteries of the seemingly unrelated worlds of beauty pageants and baseball, we set out to investigate the perplexing relationship between the age of the reigning Miss World and the triumphs of the Milwaukee Brewers. While the subject matter might seem as mismatched as a baseball glove at a beauty pageant, our findings suggest that there might be more to this connection than meets the eye.
Through an exhaustive analysis of data from Wikipedia and Baseball-Reference.com spanning the years 1975 to 2022, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates a notable association between the age of the Miss World and the wins achieved by the Milwaukee Brewers. To put it in layman’s terms, there appears to be a "beauty and the Brewers" effect at play here.
“So, it seems the key to the Brewers' success may very well be the reigning Miss World's age. Who would've thought?” As the old saying goes, "Age is just a number, but in this case, it might be a winning number for the Brew Crew." Our groundbreaking findings pave the way for further research into the intriguing juxtaposition of beauty, baseball, and statistical anomalies.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Dear esteemed colleagues and fellow aficionados of statistical curiosities, buckle up for a fascinating foray into the inexplicable confluence of Miss World's maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' majestic milestones. In our pursuit of knowledge, we delved into uncharted territory, seeking to illuminate the enigmatic relationship between the age of the reigning Miss World and the accomplishments of the Brewers on the baseball diamond.
Now, you may be wondering, "What do a beauty queen and a baseball team have in common?" Well, the answer might just surprise you more than a curveball thrown by a knuckleball pitcher. But fear not, dear reader, for we are about to unravel this captivating mystery with all the rigor and intellectual moxie of a sabermetrician on a quest for the perfect on-base percentage.
As we embarked on this peculiar pilgrimage through the realms of glamour and grand slams, we encountered statistical correlations that sparked a revelation – a eureka moment, if you will. It turns out that the age of the prevailing Miss World holds a peculiar sway over the Brewers' performance, akin to a benevolent enchantress casting a spell of triumph over the Brew Crew.
And here's a little nugget to ponder: What did the baseball coach say to the aging beauty queen? "You must be a winner because you’ve been crowned for so long!" Ah, the age-old conundrum of age and victory – who knew it could manifest in such a spellbinding tangent between beauty pageants and baseball?
Armed with a bevy of data, ranging from the ethereal elegance of Miss World pageants to the gritty statistics of America’s favorite pastime, we've unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747. It seems that the stars have aligned, or perhaps the crowns and the curveballs have synchronized to orchestrate a symphony of statistical intrigue.
As we venture forth with our findings, let us not forget the wise words of the legendary Yogi Berra, who famously quipped, "It ain't over 'til it's over." And indeed, our exploration into the improbable interplay between Miss World's age and the brewings of the Brewers is far from over. So, grab your scorecards and tiaras, dear readers, for we are about to embark on a journey of discovery that defies convention and beckons us into the enchanting nexus of beauty, baseball, and bewitching anomalies.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To unlock the enigmatic alliance between pageantry and pitchers, our research team embarked on a quest as daring as a base runner stealing home in the bottom of the ninth. We scoured the depths of the internet - and by depths, we mostly mean sifting through the robust archives of Wikipedia and the venerable troves of Baseball-Reference.com. As they say, when in doubt, consult the wisdom of the crowd and the batting averages of the pros, right?
Now, to plunge into the nitty-gritty of our methodology, imagine a concoction as complex as a knuckle-curve-slider. First, we amassed meticulously curated data spanning the years 1975 to 2022, encompassing the Miss World pageants and the Milwaukee Brewers' valiant exploits on the field. Then, armed with an Excel spreadsheet mightier than a Louisville Slugger, we meticulously recorded the age of each crowned Miss World and the corresponding wins tallied by the Brewers in the same calendar year.
As our assortment of data grew more bountiful than a spread of ballpark hotdogs, we took to our trusty statistical software like a pitcher taking to the mound. After conducting rigorous analyses, we unveiled the correlation coefficient of 0.5727747, signaling a noteworthy relationship between the age of the reigning Miss World and the wins secured by the Brewers. It seemed the numbers aligned as harmoniously as a synchronized double play, or perhaps as mysteriously as an outfielder making a leaping catch against all odds.
And here's a thought to keep you on your toes: What do you call a Miss World contestant who's also a baseball fan? A curveball-cutie! Oh, the joys of serendipitous connections between two seemingly unrelated worlds.
Furthermore, to corroborate our findings, we bravely delved into the realm of regression analysis. Like a seasoned umpire calling balls and strikes, we rigorously examined the statistical significance, and lo and behold, we unveiled a p-value of less than 0.01. It was a revelation as startling as a perfectly executed hidden ball trick – indicating that the correlation we observed was not a mere fluke, but a substantial and tangible phenomenon.
As we tread the path to unraveling these extraordinary intertwinings, we mustn't forget the sage advice of the legendary baseball broadcaster Vin Scully – "Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination." Though our findings shed light on this arcane correlation, they also beckon further inquiries into the stunning braid of beauty and baseball, leading to a delightful dance of discovery that defies expectations and perhaps even logic.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Miss World's Age and Wins for the Milwaukee Brewers. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Wikipedia and Baseball-Reference.com .
For the time period 1975 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.5727747, r-squared of 0.3280709, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Miss World's Maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' Majestic Milestones
[[ABSTRACT]]
In our endeavor to unravel the mysteries of the seemingly unrelated worlds of beauty pageants and baseball, we set out to investigate the perplexing relationship between the age of the reigning Miss World and the triumphs of the Milwaukee Brewers. While the subject matter might seem as mismatched as a baseball glove at a beauty pageant, our findings suggest that there might be more to this connection than meets the eye.
Through an exhaustive analysis of data from Wikipedia and Baseball-Reference.com spanning the years 1975 to 2022, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates a notable association between the age of the Miss World and the wins achieved by the Milwaukee Brewers. To put it in layman’s terms, there appears to be a "beauty and the Brewers" effect at play here.
“So, it seems the key to the Brewers' success may very well be the reigning Miss World's age. Who would've thought?” As the old saying goes, "Age is just a number, but in this case, it might be a winning number for the Brew Crew." Our groundbreaking findings pave the way for further research into the intriguing juxtaposition of beauty, baseball, and statistical anomalies.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Dear esteemed colleagues and fellow aficionados of statistical curiosities, buckle up for a fascinating foray into the inexplicable confluence of Miss World's maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' majestic milestones. In our pursuit of knowledge, we delved into uncharted territory, seeking to illuminate the enigmatic relationship between the age of the reigning Miss World and the accomplishments of the Brewers on the baseball diamond.
Now, you may be wondering, "What do a beauty queen and a baseball team have in common?" Well, the answer might just surprise you more than a curveball thrown by a knuckleball pitcher. But fear not, dear reader, for we are about to unravel this captivating mystery with all the rigor and intellectual moxie of a sabermetrician on a quest for the perfect on-base percentage.
As we embarked on this peculiar pilgrimage through the realms of glamour and grand slams, we encountered statistical correlations that sparked a revelation – a eureka moment, if you will. It turns out that the age of the prevailing Miss World holds a peculiar sway over the Brewers' performance, akin to a benevolent enchantress casting a spell of triumph over the Brew Crew.
And here's a little nugget to ponder: What did the baseball coach say to the aging beauty queen? "You must be a winner because you’ve been crowned for so long!" Ah, the age-old conundrum of age and victory – who knew it could manifest in such a spellbinding tangent between beauty pageants and baseball?
Armed with a bevy of data, ranging from the ethereal elegance of Miss World pageants to the gritty statistics of America’s favorite pastime, we've unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747. It seems that the stars have aligned, or perhaps the crowns and the curveballs have synchronized to orchestrate a symphony of statistical intrigue.
As we venture forth with our findings, let us not forget the wise words of the legendary Yogi Berra, who famously quipped, "It ain't over 'til it's over." And indeed, our exploration into the improbable interplay between Miss World's age and the brewings of the Brewers is far from over. So, grab your scorecards and tiaras, dear readers, for we are about to embark on a journey of discovery that defies convention and beckons us into the enchanting nexus of beauty, baseball, and bewitching anomalies.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our study revealed a remarkable correlation between the age of the reigning Miss World and the performance of the Milwaukee Brewers on the baseball diamond. Our analysis yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747, indicating a moderate positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. This coefficient, with an r-squared value of 0.3280709 and a p-value less than 0.01, speaks volumes about the unexpected nexus of beauty pageants and baseball triumphs.
Fig. 1 depicts the scatterplot that visually captures this astonishing association, leaving viewers to wonder if there truly exists a realm where beauty meets the Brewers.
It's as if Miss World's age holds the secret to the Brewers' success, almost like a fairytale script where the enchanted princess brings prosperity to the humble kingdom. Perhaps it's time to add a tiara to the uniform of the Brew Crew and see if they can hit some home runs fit for a queen.
In conclusion, our findings suggest that there could be more to Miss World's reign than mere glamour and grace; her age might just be the X-factor propelling the Milwaukee Brewers to victory. As the old saying goes, "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder" – and in this case, it might also be in the arm of the triumphant pitcher.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Miss World's Age and Wins for the Milwaukee Brewers. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
The Miss World's Maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' Majestic Milestones
[[ABSTRACT]]
In our endeavor to unravel the mysteries of the seemingly unrelated worlds of beauty pageants and baseball, we set out to investigate the perplexing relationship between the age of the reigning Miss World and the triumphs of the Milwaukee Brewers. While the subject matter might seem as mismatched as a baseball glove at a beauty pageant, our findings suggest that there might be more to this connection than meets the eye.
Through an exhaustive analysis of data from Wikipedia and Baseball-Reference.com spanning the years 1975 to 2022, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates a notable association between the age of the Miss World and the wins achieved by the Milwaukee Brewers. To put it in layman’s terms, there appears to be a "beauty and the Brewers" effect at play here.
“So, it seems the key to the Brewers' success may very well be the reigning Miss World's age. Who would've thought?” As the old saying goes, "Age is just a number, but in this case, it might be a winning number for the Brew Crew." Our groundbreaking findings pave the way for further research into the intriguing juxtaposition of beauty, baseball, and statistical anomalies.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, "Age and Achievement: Miss World's Influence on Professional Sporting Events," Smith, Doe, and Jones meticulously investigated the intriguing link between the age of the reigning Miss World and the performance of professional sports teams. Their comprehensive analysis revealed a statistically significant correlation, setting the stage for our own exploration into the unlikely association of beauty pageants and baseball triumphs.
Now, you may be thinking, "How do Miss World and the Milwaukee Brewers share any semblance of connection?" Well, let's just say they're more closely tied than a runner caught in a pickle. As we dig deeper into this peculiar alliance, it becomes clear that there's a certain je ne sais quoi about the age of the crowned beauty queen that seems to work its magic on the Brewers' game. It's quite the curveball, isn't it?
Turning to a more literary perspective, "Age and Artistry: A Cultural Analysis of Miss World and Baseball Triumphs" by Goldstein and Patel explores the cultural significance of age in the realms of beauty and sports. Their examination of age-related symbolism and its impact on athletic prowess provides valuable insight into the broader implications of our findings. It seems age truly is more than just a number, especially when it comes to the Brewers' wins and the reigning Miss World.
In a delightful departure from the realm of non-fiction, we also draw inspiration from the works of fiction that resonate with the themes of victory and allure. From "The Beauty Queen Strikes Back" by Emma K. Grant to "The Art of the Perfect Pitch" by Benjamin R. Hopper, these captivating narratives parallel the unexpected synergy between beauty and baseball. It's as if Cinderella herself decided to trade her glass slipper for a pair of cleats and step up to the plate.
And speaking of tales both enchanting and sporting, let's not overlook the cinematic gems that have graced the silver screen with their whimsical narratives. Movies such as "Miss Congeniality" and "*42" offer delightful vignettes of beauty pageants and baseball, each adding a layer of intrigue to our exploration. As we weave through these cultural touchstones, we come to appreciate the timeless allure of intertwining beauty and sport in ways that tickle the funny bone and tug at the heartstrings.
As we navigate this intriguing terrain of statistical anomalies and the unlikely convergence of disparate worlds, our scholarly pursuits are infused with a touch of whimsy, a dash of charm, and perhaps a sprinkling of fairy dust. So, let's keep our eyes on the ball and our spirits high, for the nexus of beauty, baseball, and bewitching anomalies awaits our scholarly scrutiny with open arms.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our study revealed a remarkable correlation between the age of the reigning Miss World and the performance of the Milwaukee Brewers on the baseball diamond. Our analysis yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747, indicating a moderate positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. This coefficient, with an r-squared value of 0.3280709 and a p-value less than 0.01, speaks volumes about the unexpected nexus of beauty pageants and baseball triumphs.
Fig. 1 depicts the scatterplot that visually captures this astonishing association, leaving viewers to wonder if there truly exists a realm where beauty meets the Brewers.
It's as if Miss World's age holds the secret to the Brewers' success, almost like a fairytale script where the enchanted princess brings prosperity to the humble kingdom. Perhaps it's time to add a tiara to the uniform of the Brew Crew and see if they can hit some home runs fit for a queen.
In conclusion, our findings suggest that there could be more to Miss World's reign than mere glamour and grace; her age might just be the X-factor propelling the Milwaukee Brewers to victory. As the old saying goes, "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder" – and in this case, it might also be in the arm of the triumphant pitcher.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The surprising connection between the age of the reigning Miss World and the performance of the Milwaukee Brewers has left us both baffled and exhilarated. As we comb through the rich tapestry of our findings, one cannot help but marvel at the whimsical interplay of beauty and baseball. It seems that this alliance is not just a curveball of fate but a solid home run in the realm of statistical peculiarities.
Our results lend credence to the previous work of Smith, Doe, and Jones, who first laid the groundwork for understanding the influence of the Miss World's age on professional sporting events. While initially perceived as a Cinderella-esque tale, it turns out that there may be more truth to the enchanting connection between beauty and baseball than meets the eye. As we delve deeper into this remarkable linkage, it becomes increasingly clear that the age of the crowned beauty queen may indeed hold the key to the Brewers' triumphs.
In line with the studies by Goldstein and Patel, which explored the cultural significance of age in the realms of beauty and sports, our findings reinforce the notion that age is not just a number but a potential game-changer for the Brew Crew. The intrinsic symbolism of age, it seems, transcends the mere passage of time and extends its influence onto the baseball diamond, shaping the very fabric of the Brewers' victories. It's almost as if the beauty queen's age acts as a lucky charm for the team, akin to the magical amulet bestowed upon a hero in a classic fairy tale.
The scatterplot in Fig. 1 vividly illustrates the surprising correlation we've uncovered, sparking a sense of wonder at the enigmatic bond between Miss World's age and the Brewers' wins. This visual portrayal is a testament not only to the statistical significance of our findings but also to the captivating nature of this unlikely camaraderie. It's as if each data point tells a story of its own, where the age of beauty intersects with the prowess of the Brew Crew, weaving a narrative that defies convention and invites further exploration.
In closing, our research opens the door to a world where beauty and baseball coalesce in a harmonious dance, defying the boundaries of convention and beckoning us to embrace the quirks of statistical whimsy. As we ponder the age-old question of whether there exists an ethereal connection between the glamour of Miss World and the grit of the Brewers, we are reminded of the profound words of Ernest Hemingway: "It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end." And what a captivating journey it has been, navigating the captivating terrain of beauty, baseball, and bewildering anomalies.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Miss World's Age and Wins for the Milwaukee Brewers. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Miss World's Maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' Majestic Milestones
[[ABSTRACT]]
In our endeavor to unravel the mysteries of the seemingly unrelated worlds of beauty pageants and baseball, we set out to investigate the perplexing relationship between the age of the reigning Miss World and the triumphs of the Milwaukee Brewers. While the subject matter might seem as mismatched as a baseball glove at a beauty pageant, our findings suggest that there might be more to this connection than meets the eye.
Through an exhaustive analysis of data from Wikipedia and Baseball-Reference.com spanning the years 1975 to 2022, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates a notable association between the age of the Miss World and the wins achieved by the Milwaukee Brewers. To put it in layman’s terms, there appears to be a "beauty and the Brewers" effect at play here.
“So, it seems the key to the Brewers' success may very well be the reigning Miss World's age. Who would've thought?” As the old saying goes, "Age is just a number, but in this case, it might be a winning number for the Brew Crew." Our groundbreaking findings pave the way for further research into the intriguing juxtaposition of beauty, baseball, and statistical anomalies.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
Dear esteemed colleagues and fellow aficionados of statistical curiosities, buckle up for a fascinating foray into the inexplicable confluence of Miss World's maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' majestic milestones. In our pursuit of knowledge, we delved into uncharted territory, seeking to illuminate the enigmatic relationship between the age of the reigning Miss World and the accomplishments of the Brewers on the baseball diamond.
Now, you may be wondering, "What do a beauty queen and a baseball team have in common?" Well, the answer might just surprise you more than a curveball thrown by a knuckleball pitcher. But fear not, dear reader, for we are about to unravel this captivating mystery with all the rigor and intellectual moxie of a sabermetrician on a quest for the perfect on-base percentage.
As we embarked on this peculiar pilgrimage through the realms of glamour and grand slams, we encountered statistical correlations that sparked a revelation – a eureka moment, if you will. It turns out that the age of the prevailing Miss World holds a peculiar sway over the Brewers' performance, akin to a benevolent enchantress casting a spell of triumph over the Brew Crew.
And here's a little nugget to ponder: What did the baseball coach say to the aging beauty queen? "You must be a winner because you’ve been crowned for so long!" Ah, the age-old conundrum of age and victory – who knew it could manifest in such a spellbinding tangent between beauty pageants and baseball?
Armed with a bevy of data, ranging from the ethereal elegance of Miss World pageants to the gritty statistics of America’s favorite pastime, we've unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747. It seems that the stars have aligned, or perhaps the crowns and the curveballs have synchronized to orchestrate a symphony of statistical intrigue.
As we venture forth with our findings, let us not forget the wise words of the legendary Yogi Berra, who famously quipped, "It ain't over 'til it's over." And indeed, our exploration into the improbable interplay between Miss World's age and the brewings of the Brewers is far from over. So, grab your scorecards and tiaras, dear readers, for we are about to embark on a journey of discovery that defies convention and beckons us into the enchanting nexus of beauty, baseball, and bewitching anomalies.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our study revealed a remarkable correlation between the age of the reigning Miss World and the performance of the Milwaukee Brewers on the baseball diamond. Our analysis yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747, indicating a moderate positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. This coefficient, with an r-squared value of 0.3280709 and a p-value less than 0.01, speaks volumes about the unexpected nexus of beauty pageants and baseball triumphs.
Fig. 1 depicts the scatterplot that visually captures this astonishing association, leaving viewers to wonder if there truly exists a realm where beauty meets the Brewers.
It's as if Miss World's age holds the secret to the Brewers' success, almost like a fairytale script where the enchanted princess brings prosperity to the humble kingdom. Perhaps it's time to add a tiara to the uniform of the Brew Crew and see if they can hit some home runs fit for a queen.
In conclusion, our findings suggest that there could be more to Miss World's reign than mere glamour and grace; her age might just be the X-factor propelling the Milwaukee Brewers to victory. As the old saying goes, "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder" – and in this case, it might also be in the arm of the triumphant pitcher.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our research has unveiled a captivating correlation between the age of the reigning Miss World and the triumphs of the Milwaukee Brewers that defies traditional expectations. The statistical evidence of a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747 and a remarkable p-value of less than 0.01 paints a picture as intriguing as a beauty queen sliding into home plate.
Our findings not only suggest a significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena, but they also raise thought-provoking questions about the interconnectedness of disparate domains. Who would have thought that the sparkle of a crown could so closely intertwine with the crack of a bat?
The scatterplot, Fig. 1, visually captures this astonishing association, inviting further contemplation on the potential metaphysical and metaphoric implications of this unexpected nexus. Perhaps there's more magic in the air at a beauty pageant than we previously imagined – or maybe the Brew Crew simply needs to wish upon a star on the eve of every game.
As we reflect on the eccentric alliance between beauty pageantry and baseball victories, let us not forget the age-old wisdom of the dugout: "When you get to the plate, drive it like you stole it – but don't actually steal it; that's against the rules, folks." Yes, dear readers, the pun game is strong with this one.
Therefore, we assert that no further research is needed in this area. Our results speak for themselves, and it's time to raise a glass to the enigmatic connection between Miss World's maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' majestic milestones. After all, as they say in baseball, "It's a home run when beauty meets the Brewers, and no foul balls in sight!"
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Miss World's Maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' Majestic Milestones. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Quirkology and Quotidian Quandaries
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Miss World's Maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' Majestic Milestones. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Society for Quirky Cultural Comparisons
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Miss World's Maturity and the Milwaukee Brewers' Majestic Milestones with an abstract of In our endeavor to unravel the mysteries of the seemingly unrelated worlds of beauty pageants and baseball, we set out to investigate the perplexing relationship between the age of the reigning Miss World and the triumphs of the Milwaukee Brewers. While the subject matter might seem as mismatched as a baseball glove at a beauty pageant, our findings suggest that there might be more to this connection than meets the eye.
Through an exhaustive analysis of data from Wikipedia and Baseball-Reference.com spanning the years 1975 to 2022, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.5727747 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates a notable association between the age of the Miss World and the wins achieved by the Milwaukee Brewers. To put it in layman’s terms, there appears to be a "beauty and the Brewers" effect at play here.
“So, it seems the key to the Brewers' success may very well be the reigning Miss World's age. Who would've thought?” As the old saying goes, "Age is just a number, but in this case, it might be a winning number for the Brew Crew." Our groundbreaking findings pave the way for further research into the intriguing juxtaposition of beauty, baseball, and statistical anomalies.
ChatGPT:
Miss World, Milwaukee Brewers, Aged Miss World, Baseball triumphs, Beauty pageants, Statistical anomalies, Age correlation, Beauty and baseball, Beauty pageant winners, Baseball wins, Statistical significance, Relationship analysis
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Miss World's AgeSource: Wikipedia
See what else correlates with Miss World's Age
Wins for the Milwaukee Brewers
Detailed data title: The total number of season wins for the Milwaukee Brewers
Source: Baseball-Reference.com
See what else correlates with Wins for the Milwaukee Brewers
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.3280709 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 32.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Wins for the Milwaukee Brewers) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Miss World's Age) over the 48 years from 1975 through 2022.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.1E-5. 0.0000209758114897176720000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.57 in 0.0021% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 47,674 random variables You don't actually need 47 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 47 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 47 because we have two variables measured over a period of 48 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.34, 0.74 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1975 | 1976 | 1977 | 1978 | 1979 | 1980 | 1981 | 1982 | 1983 | 1984 | 1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | |
Miss World's Age (Age Years) | 22 | 22 | 20 | 20 | 21 | 18 | 18 | 22 | 19 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 20 | 19 | 24 | 20 | 21 | 18 | 18 | 21 | 19 | 18 | 20 | 18 | 19 | 21 | 19 | 20 | 19 | 20 | 20 | 18 | 23 | 21 | 23 | 18 | 22 | 23 | 23 | 22 | 23 | 19 | 29 | 26 | 23 | 0 | 22 | 22 |
Wins for the Milwaukee Brewers (Game wins) | 68 | 66 | 67 | 93 | 95 | 86 | 62 | 95 | 87 | 67 | 71 | 77 | 91 | 87 | 81 | 74 | 83 | 92 | 69 | 53 | 65 | 80 | 78 | 74 | 74 | 73 | 68 | 56 | 68 | 67 | 81 | 75 | 83 | 90 | 80 | 77 | 96 | 83 | 74 | 82 | 68 | 73 | 86 | 96 | 89 | 29 | 95 | 86 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Confounding variable: 2020 is particularly different from the other years on this graph. Confounding variables (like global pandemics) will cause two variables to look connected when in fact a "sneaky third" variable is influencing both of them behind the scenes.
- Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([22,22,20,20,21,18,18,22,19,21,22,23,20,19,24,20,21,18,18,21,19,18,20,18,19,21,19,20,19,20,20,18,23,21,23,18,22,23,23,22,23,19,29,26,23,0,22,22,])
array_2 = np.array([68,66,67,93,95,86,62,95,87,67,71,77,91,87,81,74,83,92,69,53,65,80,78,74,74,73,68,56,68,67,81,75,83,90,80,77,96,83,74,82,68,73,86,96,89,29,95,86,])
array_1_name = "Miss World's Age"
array_2_name = "Wins for the Milwaukee Brewers"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 1923 · Black Variable ID: 75 · Red Variable ID: 4313