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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the second variable is The number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina.  The chart goes from 2005 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As Justin Verlander's season strikeout count increases, so does the demand for high-speed internet to watch his impressive performance. This, in turn, leads to a spike in job opportunities for computer hardware engineers in North Carolina as the state rushes to upgrade its internet infrastructure to keep up with the Verlander-induced surges in online traffic.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [Sci-fi fantasy] Visual Prompt: In a futuristic baseball stadium nestled within the mountains of North Carolina, the atmosphere crackles with energy as Justin Verlander, his form shimmering with digital enhancements, unleashes a pitch that seems to warp the air itself. The batter, sporting cybernetic enhancements, futilely swings as bursts of vibrant energy scatter from the impact zone. In the stands, a group of computer hardware engineers, clad in technologically advanced exosuits, exuberantly cheer Verlander's strikeout. Their holographic laptops flicker with intricate designs and pulsating code as they discuss their latest projects, creating a mesmerizing display of digital prowess amidst the organic expanse of the stadium. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and The number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a Polaroid photo Low poly Whimsical illustration Sci-fi fantacy Scalar art
ChatGPT: Sci-fi fantasy

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and The number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a baseball stadium in North Carolina, Justin Verlander delivers a powerful pitch, striking out a batter as a group of computer hardware engineers in the stands cheer, their laptops open as they discuss their latest projects.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Sci-fi fantasy ] and depicting this scene: In a baseball stadium in North Carolina, Justin Verlander delivers a powerful pitch, striking out a batter as a group of computer hardware engineers in the stands cheer, their laptops open as they discuss their latest projects. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [Sci-fi fantasy] Visual Prompt: In a futuristic baseball stadium nestled within the mountains of North Carolina, the atmosphere crackles with energy as Justin Verlander, his form shimmering with digital enhancements, unleashes a pitch that seems to warp the air itself. The batter, sporting cybernetic enhancements, futilely swings as bursts of vibrant energy scatter from the impact zone. In the stands, a group of computer hardware engineers, clad in technologically advanced exosuits, exuberantly cheer Verlander's strikeout. Their holographic laptops flicker with intricate designs and pulsating code as they discuss their latest projects, creating a mesmerizing display of digital prowess amidst the organic expanse of the stadium.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Justin Verlander's season strikeout count caused The number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina to increase.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Pitching Strikes, Hiring Engineers: The Curious Correlation Between Justin Verlander's Season Strikeout Count and Computer Hardware Engineers in North Carolina

The Journal of Sports Analytics and Socioeconomic Trends

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and The number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from Baseball Reference and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8292804 and p < 0.01 for 2005 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Pitching Strikes, Hiring Engineers: The Curious Correlation Between Justin Verlander's Season Strikeout Count and Computer Hardware Engineers in North Carolina

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprising correlation between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Using data from Baseball Reference and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough analysis spanning from 2005 to 2022. Our results revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8292, with a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong association between these seemingly unrelated variables. We discuss potential implications and offer lighthearted speculations, delving into the mysterious interplay of baseball prowess and technological innovation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and The number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Pitching Strikes, Hiring Engineers: The Curious Correlation Between Justin Verlander's Season Strikeout Count and Computer Hardware Engineers in North Carolina

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprising correlation between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Using data from Baseball Reference and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough analysis spanning from 2005 to 2022. Our results revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8292, with a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong association between these seemingly unrelated variables. We discuss potential implications and offer lighthearted speculations, delving into the mysterious interplay of baseball prowess and technological innovation.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As Mark Twain once quipped, "There are lies, damned lies, and statistics." In the world of quantitative research, one must tread carefully through the numbers, seeking patterns and connections that might seem as bizarre as a unicorn in a business suit. When it comes to correlations, researchers often stumble upon unexpected links that leave them scratching their heads in confusion, or in some cases, amusement.

In this paper, we embark on a peculiar journey into the realm of sports and technology, as we investigate the seemingly inconceivable association between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in the ever-innovative land of North Carolina. It's a matchup more puzzling than a game of chess played with Jenga pieces, yet it piqued our curiosity enough to warrant a thorough examination.

As much as we wanted to crack jokes about hardware engineers moonlighting as bullpen catchers or Verlander perfecting his curveball while debugging code, there was a serious intent behind our investigation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8292 and a p-value of less than 0.01 from our analysis left us pondering, "Is this mere coincidence, or could there be a hidden harmony between Verlander's dominant pitching and the intricate world of computer hardware?"

This study not only promises to examine the statistical relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables but also seeks to unravel the underlying mechanisms that might explain this intriguing connection. So, grab some peanuts and extra RAM, and join us as we embark on this peculiar statistical expedition into the realms of sports and technology.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and The number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Pitching Strikes, Hiring Engineers: The Curious Correlation Between Justin Verlander's Season Strikeout Count and Computer Hardware Engineers in North Carolina

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprising correlation between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Using data from Baseball Reference and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough analysis spanning from 2005 to 2022. Our results revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8292, with a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong association between these seemingly unrelated variables. We discuss potential implications and offer lighthearted speculations, delving into the mysterious interplay of baseball prowess and technological innovation.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As Mark Twain once quipped, "There are lies, damned lies, and statistics." In the world of quantitative research, one must tread carefully through the numbers, seeking patterns and connections that might seem as bizarre as a unicorn in a business suit. When it comes to correlations, researchers often stumble upon unexpected links that leave them scratching their heads in confusion, or in some cases, amusement.
In this paper, we embark on a peculiar journey into the realm of sports and technology, as we investigate the seemingly inconceivable association between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in the ever-innovative land of North Carolina. It's a matchup more puzzling than a game of chess played with Jenga pieces, yet it piqued our curiosity enough to warrant a thorough examination.
As much as we wanted to crack jokes about hardware engineers moonlighting as bullpen catchers or Verlander perfecting his curveball while debugging code, there was a serious intent behind our investigation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8292 and a p-value of less than 0.01 from our analysis left us pondering, "Is this mere coincidence, or could there be a hidden harmony between Verlander's dominant pitching and the intricate world of computer hardware?"
This study not only promises to examine the statistical relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables but also seeks to unravel the underlying mechanisms that might explain this intriguing connection. So, grab some peanuts and extra RAM, and join us as we embark on this peculiar statistical expedition into the realms of sports and technology.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The literature on the curious correlation between seemingly disparate phenomena such as Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina is surprisingly sparse. Smith (2015) and Doe (2018) both examined similar anomalous connections in their studies, but none so whimsical as this peculiar link we are investigating.

In "Baseball and Labor: A Statistical Odyssey," Smith (2015) delves into the statistical relationships between baseball performance and various occupational sectors, but sadly omits any mention of computer hardware engineers. Doe's (2018) work, "The Unlikely Ties that Bind," explores unexpected correlations in the labor market, but overlooks the specific context of Major League Baseball players and technological professionals in the Tar Heel State.

Turning to more general sources, "Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game" by Lewis (2003) and "Freakonomics" by Levitt and Dubner (2005) provide insight into the eccentricities of statistical analysis in sports and economics, but regrettably, fail to address the idiosyncratic relationship we are investigating. Furthermore, works of fiction such as "Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game" by Lewis (2003) and "The Art of Fielding" by Harbach (2011) offer entertaining narratives but offer no empirical clues to our peculiar research question.

In an attempt to broaden our understanding of the realms of sports and technology, we also drew insights from television programs such as "Silicon Valley" and "Pitch." While these shows provided ample entertainment, they offered no substantive clues to elucidate the perplexing correlation observed in our empirical analysis.

As we wade through the comedic potential and puzzling conundrum of our research inquiry, we find ourselves in uncharted statistical territory - one where curveballs and code collide, and where the only thing certain is the uncertainty of this inexplicable correlation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and The number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Baseball Reference and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2005 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Pitching Strikes, Hiring Engineers: The Curious Correlation Between Justin Verlander's Season Strikeout Count and Computer Hardware Engineers in North Carolina

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprising correlation between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Using data from Baseball Reference and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough analysis spanning from 2005 to 2022. Our results revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8292, with a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong association between these seemingly unrelated variables. We discuss potential implications and offer lighthearted speculations, delving into the mysterious interplay of baseball prowess and technological innovation.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As Mark Twain once quipped, "There are lies, damned lies, and statistics." In the world of quantitative research, one must tread carefully through the numbers, seeking patterns and connections that might seem as bizarre as a unicorn in a business suit. When it comes to correlations, researchers often stumble upon unexpected links that leave them scratching their heads in confusion, or in some cases, amusement.
In this paper, we embark on a peculiar journey into the realm of sports and technology, as we investigate the seemingly inconceivable association between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in the ever-innovative land of North Carolina. It's a matchup more puzzling than a game of chess played with Jenga pieces, yet it piqued our curiosity enough to warrant a thorough examination.
As much as we wanted to crack jokes about hardware engineers moonlighting as bullpen catchers or Verlander perfecting his curveball while debugging code, there was a serious intent behind our investigation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8292 and a p-value of less than 0.01 from our analysis left us pondering, "Is this mere coincidence, or could there be a hidden harmony between Verlander's dominant pitching and the intricate world of computer hardware?"
This study not only promises to examine the statistical relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables but also seeks to unravel the underlying mechanisms that might explain this intriguing connection. So, grab some peanuts and extra RAM, and join us as we embark on this peculiar statistical expedition into the realms of sports and technology.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the fantastical association between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina, our research team embarked on an odyssey across the digital landscape, scouring for data like intrepid explorers seeking the elusive treasure of statistical correlation. Our data journey began in the hallowed halls of Baseball Reference, where we charted the magnificent trajectory of Verlander's strikeouts from 2005 to 2022, meticulously recording his pitching prowess with the fervor of dedicated fans clad in their lucky team socks.

Simultaneously, we waded through the labyrinthine depths of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, braving the torrents of employment data and occupational classifications to unveil the burgeoning cadre of computer hardware engineers in the technological haven of North Carolina. It was a quest as riveting as a high-stakes game of Minesweeper, with each data point revealing a piece of the enigmatic puzzle we sought to solve.

With the tantalizing data in hand, we employed statistical tools and techniques that would make even Pythagoras raise an intrigued eyebrow (or perhaps he'd raise his right triangle). Our analysis included the calculation of the correlation coefficient and the determination of the p-value, accompanied by robust regression modeling and hypothesis testing. Through the marvels of modern computation, we aimed to extract the essence of the relationship between Verlander's strikeouts and the engineers harnessing the power of circuits and silicon.

In the realm of statistical acrobatics, we performed sensitivity analyses and diagnostic checks to ensure the robustness of our findings, guarding against the lurking specters of confounding variables and spurious correlations. We were as vigilant as knights guarding a castle from the invasion of dubious associations, endeavoring to present a coherent and compelling account of our peculiar discoveries.

Our methodology danced with data, twirling through the technicolor realm of statistical significance and confidence intervals, with the grace of a figure skater executing a flawless triple axel. At each step, we endeavored to uphold the integrity of our findings, approaching the task with the solemnity of a monk transcribing ancient manuscripts, albeit with more coffee breaks and occasional outbursts of statistical enthusiasm.

In the ever-evolving landscape of research methodology, we embraced the peculiar challenge of tying the threads of Verlander's strikeouts to the tapestry of North Carolina's engineering landscape, albeit with a twinkle in our eyes and the exuberance of curious scholars unearthing a bizarre but captivating confluence of statistics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and The number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Baseball Reference and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2005 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8292804, r-squared of 0.6877060, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Pitching Strikes, Hiring Engineers: The Curious Correlation Between Justin Verlander's Season Strikeout Count and Computer Hardware Engineers in North Carolina

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprising correlation between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Using data from Baseball Reference and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough analysis spanning from 2005 to 2022. Our results revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8292, with a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong association between these seemingly unrelated variables. We discuss potential implications and offer lighthearted speculations, delving into the mysterious interplay of baseball prowess and technological innovation.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As Mark Twain once quipped, "There are lies, damned lies, and statistics." In the world of quantitative research, one must tread carefully through the numbers, seeking patterns and connections that might seem as bizarre as a unicorn in a business suit. When it comes to correlations, researchers often stumble upon unexpected links that leave them scratching their heads in confusion, or in some cases, amusement.
In this paper, we embark on a peculiar journey into the realm of sports and technology, as we investigate the seemingly inconceivable association between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in the ever-innovative land of North Carolina. It's a matchup more puzzling than a game of chess played with Jenga pieces, yet it piqued our curiosity enough to warrant a thorough examination.
As much as we wanted to crack jokes about hardware engineers moonlighting as bullpen catchers or Verlander perfecting his curveball while debugging code, there was a serious intent behind our investigation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8292 and a p-value of less than 0.01 from our analysis left us pondering, "Is this mere coincidence, or could there be a hidden harmony between Verlander's dominant pitching and the intricate world of computer hardware?"
This study not only promises to examine the statistical relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables but also seeks to unravel the underlying mechanisms that might explain this intriguing connection. So, grab some peanuts and extra RAM, and join us as we embark on this peculiar statistical expedition into the realms of sports and technology.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our analysis unveiled a captivating connection between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Despite the seemingly unrelated nature of these variables, our statistical analysis indicated a robust and significant correlation coefficient of 0.8292 between Verlander's pitching prowess and the employment trends of computer hardware engineers. The r-squared value of 0.6877 further emphasized the strength of this association, highlighting that approximately 68.77% of the variation in the number of computer hardware engineers can be explained by Verlander's season strikeout count.

To illustrate this fascinating correlation, we present a scatterplot (Fig. 1) that showcases the striking relationship between these two unlikely partners. The plot tells a story of its own, depicting a trend that could rival a gripping baseball game or a compelling technological breakthrough.

Our findings raise curious questions about the potential mechanisms underlying this unexpected correlation. Could Verlander's remarkable performance on the mound somehow ignite a surge in the technological sector? Or perhaps computer hardware engineers find inspiration in Verlander's pitching finesse, applying the same precision and strategic thinking to their innovative endeavors?

While we approach these results with scholarly curiosity, we cannot resist acknowledging the whimsy of this discovery. It seems that in the grand symphony of statistics, sometimes the most unexpected duets create the most melodious harmony. We encourage future researchers to delve deeper into this peculiar correlation, and we eagerly anticipate the colorful speculations and lighthearted ponderings that this discovery might inspire.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and The number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Pitching Strikes, Hiring Engineers: The Curious Correlation Between Justin Verlander's Season Strikeout Count and Computer Hardware Engineers in North Carolina

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprising correlation between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Using data from Baseball Reference and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough analysis spanning from 2005 to 2022. Our results revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8292, with a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong association between these seemingly unrelated variables. We discuss potential implications and offer lighthearted speculations, delving into the mysterious interplay of baseball prowess and technological innovation.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature on the curious correlation between seemingly disparate phenomena such as Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina is surprisingly sparse. Smith (2015) and Doe (2018) both examined similar anomalous connections in their studies, but none so whimsical as this peculiar link we are investigating.
In "Baseball and Labor: A Statistical Odyssey," Smith (2015) delves into the statistical relationships between baseball performance and various occupational sectors, but sadly omits any mention of computer hardware engineers. Doe's (2018) work, "The Unlikely Ties that Bind," explores unexpected correlations in the labor market, but overlooks the specific context of Major League Baseball players and technological professionals in the Tar Heel State.
Turning to more general sources, "Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game" by Lewis (2003) and "Freakonomics" by Levitt and Dubner (2005) provide insight into the eccentricities of statistical analysis in sports and economics, but regrettably, fail to address the idiosyncratic relationship we are investigating. Furthermore, works of fiction such as "Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game" by Lewis (2003) and "The Art of Fielding" by Harbach (2011) offer entertaining narratives but offer no empirical clues to our peculiar research question.
In an attempt to broaden our understanding of the realms of sports and technology, we also drew insights from television programs such as "Silicon Valley" and "Pitch." While these shows provided ample entertainment, they offered no substantive clues to elucidate the perplexing correlation observed in our empirical analysis.
As we wade through the comedic potential and puzzling conundrum of our research inquiry, we find ourselves in uncharted statistical territory - one where curveballs and code collide, and where the only thing certain is the uncertainty of this inexplicable correlation.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis unveiled a captivating connection between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Despite the seemingly unrelated nature of these variables, our statistical analysis indicated a robust and significant correlation coefficient of 0.8292 between Verlander's pitching prowess and the employment trends of computer hardware engineers. The r-squared value of 0.6877 further emphasized the strength of this association, highlighting that approximately 68.77% of the variation in the number of computer hardware engineers can be explained by Verlander's season strikeout count.
To illustrate this fascinating correlation, we present a scatterplot (Fig. 1) that showcases the striking relationship between these two unlikely partners. The plot tells a story of its own, depicting a trend that could rival a gripping baseball game or a compelling technological breakthrough.
Our findings raise curious questions about the potential mechanisms underlying this unexpected correlation. Could Verlander's remarkable performance on the mound somehow ignite a surge in the technological sector? Or perhaps computer hardware engineers find inspiration in Verlander's pitching finesse, applying the same precision and strategic thinking to their innovative endeavors?
While we approach these results with scholarly curiosity, we cannot resist acknowledging the whimsy of this discovery. It seems that in the grand symphony of statistics, sometimes the most unexpected duets create the most melodious harmony. We encourage future researchers to delve deeper into this peculiar correlation, and we eagerly anticipate the colorful speculations and lighthearted ponderings that this discovery might inspire.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our findings present a compelling case for the enchanting correlation between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the population of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8292 echoes the resounding strike of a baseball meeting the sweet spot of a bat, while the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that this connection is not merely a statistical error thrown in by a mischievous curveball.

Despite the initial amusement at the mention of Justin Verlander's pitching prowess and the employment trends of computer hardware engineers, our results have confirmed a striking partnership between these seemingly unrelated entities. This aligns with the work of Smith (2015) and Doe (2018), who, though taking seemingly preposterous connections seriously, missed out on the harmonious duo of Verlander and engineers. Our findings lend empirical support to their lighthearted speculations, which seemed far-fetched at the time but now appear as prescient as a perfectly timed swing at a fastball.

Our results artfully illustrate the interplay between athletic prowess and technological innovation, underscoring the often-overlooked synergies between seemingly disparate domains. The scatterplot (refer to Fig. 1) beautifully captures this captivating relationship, reminiscent of a well-executed double play in baseball or the harmonious integration of hardware and software in computer engineering.

As we consider the potential mechanisms underlying this endearing correlation, we are reminded of the oft-quoted baseball adage, "It's not over 'til it's over." In a similar vein, the employment trends of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina seem to mirror the unpredictable nature of a baseball game, with Verlander's season strikeout count serving as a seemingly influential player in this mesmerizing dance.

While some may be inclined to dismiss our findings as mere statistical whimsy, we implore them to consider the profound implications of this discovery. Just as a well-executed bunt can surprise even the most seasoned pitcher, our results have thrown a delightful curveball into the field of statistical analyses, demonstrating that even the most unexpected correlations can yield fascinating insights. We eagerly anticipate future research that delves deeper into this unexpected correlation, while keeping an eye out for the next unexpected statistical twist that may come our way. After all, in the world of statistics, as in baseball, anything is possible - even a seamless connection between Verlander's strikeouts and the engineers of North Carolina.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and The number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Pitching Strikes, Hiring Engineers: The Curious Correlation Between Justin Verlander's Season Strikeout Count and Computer Hardware Engineers in North Carolina

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the surprising correlation between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Using data from Baseball Reference and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough analysis spanning from 2005 to 2022. Our results revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8292, with a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong association between these seemingly unrelated variables. We discuss potential implications and offer lighthearted speculations, delving into the mysterious interplay of baseball prowess and technological innovation.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As Mark Twain once quipped, "There are lies, damned lies, and statistics." In the world of quantitative research, one must tread carefully through the numbers, seeking patterns and connections that might seem as bizarre as a unicorn in a business suit. When it comes to correlations, researchers often stumble upon unexpected links that leave them scratching their heads in confusion, or in some cases, amusement.
In this paper, we embark on a peculiar journey into the realm of sports and technology, as we investigate the seemingly inconceivable association between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in the ever-innovative land of North Carolina. It's a matchup more puzzling than a game of chess played with Jenga pieces, yet it piqued our curiosity enough to warrant a thorough examination.
As much as we wanted to crack jokes about hardware engineers moonlighting as bullpen catchers or Verlander perfecting his curveball while debugging code, there was a serious intent behind our investigation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8292 and a p-value of less than 0.01 from our analysis left us pondering, "Is this mere coincidence, or could there be a hidden harmony between Verlander's dominant pitching and the intricate world of computer hardware?"
This study not only promises to examine the statistical relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables but also seeks to unravel the underlying mechanisms that might explain this intriguing connection. So, grab some peanuts and extra RAM, and join us as we embark on this peculiar statistical expedition into the realms of sports and technology.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis unveiled a captivating connection between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina. Despite the seemingly unrelated nature of these variables, our statistical analysis indicated a robust and significant correlation coefficient of 0.8292 between Verlander's pitching prowess and the employment trends of computer hardware engineers. The r-squared value of 0.6877 further emphasized the strength of this association, highlighting that approximately 68.77% of the variation in the number of computer hardware engineers can be explained by Verlander's season strikeout count.
To illustrate this fascinating correlation, we present a scatterplot (Fig. 1) that showcases the striking relationship between these two unlikely partners. The plot tells a story of its own, depicting a trend that could rival a gripping baseball game or a compelling technological breakthrough.
Our findings raise curious questions about the potential mechanisms underlying this unexpected correlation. Could Verlander's remarkable performance on the mound somehow ignite a surge in the technological sector? Or perhaps computer hardware engineers find inspiration in Verlander's pitching finesse, applying the same precision and strategic thinking to their innovative endeavors?
While we approach these results with scholarly curiosity, we cannot resist acknowledging the whimsy of this discovery. It seems that in the grand symphony of statistics, sometimes the most unexpected duets create the most melodious harmony. We encourage future researchers to delve deeper into this peculiar correlation, and we eagerly anticipate the colorful speculations and lighthearted ponderings that this discovery might inspire.

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[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our investigation into the eyebrow-raising correlation between Justin Verlander's season strikeout count and the number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina has left us both amazed and amused. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8292, akin to finding a USB port in a cereal box, suggests a surprisingly strong connection between Verlander's pitching finesse and the bustling world of computer hardware. Our results indicate that approximately 68.77% of the variation in the number of computer hardware engineers can be attributed to Verlander's pitching prowess, enough to make even the most seasoned data analyst do a double take.
As we consider the potential implications of this unlikely association, we can't help but entertain whimsical thoughts of Verlander's strikeouts serving as inspiration for groundbreaking technological innovations or hardware engineers incorporating pitching techniques into their problem-solving strategies. It's a concept as outlandish as a baseball bat made of microchips, yet the numbers speak for themselves.
While we approach this curious correlation with the utmost scholarly rigor, we cannot deny the delightfully quirky nature of our findings. It's a reminder that in the often rigid realm of statistics, there's room for unexpected humor and whimsy. Nevertheless, despite the temptation to indulge in more puns and lighthearted ponderings, we assert that further research in this area is unnecessary. Sometimes in academia, it's best to leave a good joke as is and resist the urge to overanalyze it.


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The Journal of Sports Analytics and Socioeconomic Trends


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The Institute for Sports Analytics and Technology


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Data details

Justin Verlander's season strikeout count
Source: Baseball Reference
See what else correlates with Justin Verlander's season strikeout count

The number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina

Correlation r = 0.8292804 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6877060 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 68.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Justin Verlander's season strikeout count) over the 18 years from 2005 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.09E-5. 0.0000209172647506650760000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.83 in 0.00209% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 47,807 random variables You don't actually need 47 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 17 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 17 because we have two variables measured over a period of 18 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.59, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Justin Verlander's season strikeout count (Strikeouts)712418316326921925023921715911325443829030070185
The number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina (Laborers)111013201500146013801470121015301280131013501560173014301500113010101320




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([7,124,183,163,269,219,250,239,217,159,113,254,438,290,300,7,0,185,])
array_2 = np.array([1110,1320,1500,1460,1380,1470,1210,1530,1280,1310,1350,1560,1730,1430,1500,1130,1010,1320,])
array_1_name = "Justin Verlander's season strikeout count"
array_2_name = "The number of computer hardware engineers in North Carolina"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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