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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and the second variable is Aggregate score of losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals.  The chart goes from 2005 to 2013, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky decreased, there was a corresponding decline in the production of a certain type of grass that is known for its exceptional slipping capabilities. This specific grass, when unknowingly imported to the Copa Sudamericana Finals stadium, led to a slight, but significant, increase in the players' clumsiness. This resulted in more fumbles, missed goals, and unintentional comedic moments for the losing team, ultimately contributing to their lower aggregate score.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that has the ambiance of a scene from 'Star Wars.' The visual should capture a spacious laboratory in Kentucky where a group of soil and plant scientists is conducting experiments. Rows of vibrant green plants growing in soil-filled pots fill the laboratory. A television in the corner of the room displays the live broadcast of the Copa Sudamericana Finals. The screen highlights the losing team's aggregate score, showing the disappointment on the faces of the players and fans. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and Aggregate score of losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Photorealism Magic realism Voxel art Cutsy art illustration An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars'
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars'

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and Aggregate score of losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a spacious laboratory in Kentucky, a group of soil and plant scientists are busily conducting experiments with rows of vibrant green plants growing in soil-filled pots. As they work, a television in the corner of the room displays the live broadcast of the Copa Sudamericana Finals. The losing team's aggregate score is highlighted on the screen, showing the disappointment on the faces of the players and fans.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' ] and depicting this scene: In a spacious laboratory in Kentucky, a group of soil and plant scientists are busily conducting experiments with rows of vibrant green plants growing in soil-filled pots. As they work, a television in the corner of the room displays the live broadcast of the Copa Sudamericana Finals. The losing team's aggregate score is highlighted on the screen, showing the disappointment on the faces of the players and fans. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that has the ambiance of a scene from 'Star Wars.' The visual should capture a spacious laboratory in Kentucky where a group of soil and plant scientists is conducting experiments. Rows of vibrant green plants growing in soil-filled pots fill the laboratory. A television in the corner of the room displays the live broadcast of the Copa Sudamericana Finals. The screen highlights the losing team's aggregate score, showing the disappointment on the faces of the players and fans.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in The number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky caused Aggregate score of losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals to decrease.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Digging Deeper: The Root Connection Between Soil and Plant Scientists in Kentucky and the Aggregate Score of the Losing Team in Copa Sudamericana Finals

Journal of Interdisciplinary Soil Science and Sports Analytics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and Aggregate score of losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and My Foot Ball Facts to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8694111 and p < 0.01 for 2005 to 2013.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Digging Deeper: The Root Connection Between Soil and Plant Scientists in Kentucky and the Aggregate Score of the Losing Team in Copa Sudamericana Finals"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the uncharted territory of the correlation between the abundance of soil and plant scientists in the state of Kentucky and the aggregate score of the losing team in the Copa Sudamericana Finals. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and My Foot Ball Facts, our research team explored this seemingly unrelated yet profoundly intriguing relationship over the period from 2005 to 2013. Our analysis yielded a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8694111 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. The implications of these findings for the field of sports and agriculture are unearthing, to say the least. This study uproots new dimensions in cross-disciplinary research and demonstrates that even in the most unexpected places, there may be fertile ground for uncovering hidden connections.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and Aggregate score of losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Digging Deeper: The Root Connection Between Soil and Plant Scientists in Kentucky and the Aggregate Score of the Losing Team in Copa Sudamericana Finals"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the uncharted territory of the correlation between the abundance of soil and plant scientists in the state of Kentucky and the aggregate score of the losing team in the Copa Sudamericana Finals. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and My Foot Ball Facts, our research team explored this seemingly unrelated yet profoundly intriguing relationship over the period from 2005 to 2013. Our analysis yielded a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8694111 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. The implications of these findings for the field of sports and agriculture are unearthing, to say the least. This study uproots new dimensions in cross-disciplinary research and demonstrates that even in the most unexpected places, there may be fertile ground for uncovering hidden connections.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The interdisciplinary nature of research never fails to offer fertile ground for exploration, often leading us to unanticipated and peculiar findings. In the realm of scientific inquiry, we often find ourselves digging through data in search of correlations that may seem, at first glance, more fanciful than factual. However, as the saying goes, "the proof is in the pudding" – or in this case, the correlation coefficient.

The current research embarks on a notable journey to uncover the relationship between the number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky, the heart of American agriculture, and the aggregate score of the losing team in the Copa Sudamericana Finals, a prestigious South American soccer tournament. A seemingly unorthodox pairing, one might remark, but in the words of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's iconic detective Sherlock Holmes, "The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes." With this in mind, we proceed to unwrap the possible intertwining elements of science and sports.

By harnessing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which serves as the empirical soil for our scientific roots, and My Foot Ball Facts, which provides the seeds of soccer statistics, we embark on a journey to dig deep into statistical soil and sow the seeds of inquiry. Our allure for the curious and the quirky leads us to a period spanning from 2005 to 2013, during which we detect the subtle interplay between soil and sport, plants and penalties, scientists and soccer players.

In this pioneering study, we aim to plow through the data and cultivate a deeper understanding of how these seemingly distant domains may, in fact, bear the fruits of correlation. With an eye for detail and a penchant for statistical significance, our team sets out to unearth what lies beneath the surface and draw connections that may astonish and amuse. After all, as the famous physicist Albert Einstein once mused, "The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science."

As we delve into the findings of our study, we invite fellow researchers and enthusiasts to join us in this whimsical exploration of the unexpected, in the pursuit of shedding light on connections that have been lurking just beneath the surface. Let us traverse the crossroads of science and sports, with open minds and a willingness to embrace the unexpected, for as the French philosopher Voltaire noted, "No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking." So, shall we roll up our sleeves and embark on this peculiar journey together? The game is afoot!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and Aggregate score of losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Digging Deeper: The Root Connection Between Soil and Plant Scientists in Kentucky and the Aggregate Score of the Losing Team in Copa Sudamericana Finals"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the uncharted territory of the correlation between the abundance of soil and plant scientists in the state of Kentucky and the aggregate score of the losing team in the Copa Sudamericana Finals. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and My Foot Ball Facts, our research team explored this seemingly unrelated yet profoundly intriguing relationship over the period from 2005 to 2013. Our analysis yielded a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8694111 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. The implications of these findings for the field of sports and agriculture are unearthing, to say the least. This study uproots new dimensions in cross-disciplinary research and demonstrates that even in the most unexpected places, there may be fertile ground for uncovering hidden connections.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The interdisciplinary nature of research never fails to offer fertile ground for exploration, often leading us to unanticipated and peculiar findings. In the realm of scientific inquiry, we often find ourselves digging through data in search of correlations that may seem, at first glance, more fanciful than factual. However, as the saying goes, "the proof is in the pudding" – or in this case, the correlation coefficient.
The current research embarks on a notable journey to uncover the relationship between the number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky, the heart of American agriculture, and the aggregate score of the losing team in the Copa Sudamericana Finals, a prestigious South American soccer tournament. A seemingly unorthodox pairing, one might remark, but in the words of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's iconic detective Sherlock Holmes, "The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes." With this in mind, we proceed to unwrap the possible intertwining elements of science and sports.
By harnessing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which serves as the empirical soil for our scientific roots, and My Foot Ball Facts, which provides the seeds of soccer statistics, we embark on a journey to dig deep into statistical soil and sow the seeds of inquiry. Our allure for the curious and the quirky leads us to a period spanning from 2005 to 2013, during which we detect the subtle interplay between soil and sport, plants and penalties, scientists and soccer players.
In this pioneering study, we aim to plow through the data and cultivate a deeper understanding of how these seemingly distant domains may, in fact, bear the fruits of correlation. With an eye for detail and a penchant for statistical significance, our team sets out to unearth what lies beneath the surface and draw connections that may astonish and amuse. After all, as the famous physicist Albert Einstein once mused, "The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science."
As we delve into the findings of our study, we invite fellow researchers and enthusiasts to join us in this whimsical exploration of the unexpected, in the pursuit of shedding light on connections that have been lurking just beneath the surface. Let us traverse the crossroads of science and sports, with open minds and a willingness to embrace the unexpected, for as the French philosopher Voltaire noted, "No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking." So, shall we roll up our sleeves and embark on this peculiar journey together? The game is afoot!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "The Study of Agricultural Sciences," Smith examines the demographic distribution of soil and plant scientists in various states across the United States, shedding light on the concentration of agricultural expertise in regions such as Kentucky. Smith's work lays the groundwork for understanding the distinct spatial patterns of agricultural knowledge and expertise, providing a potential foundation for exploring the correlation with sports statistics.

Similarly, in "The Economics of Professional Soccer," Doe delves into the intricacies of soccer economics, discussing factors that may influence team performance and, subsequently, the aggregate scores of matches. This analysis offers a glimpse into the multifaceted nature of sports outcomes and provides a basis for investigating unexpected variables that could intersect with the world of soccer.

Jones, in "Soil Science and Sustainable Agriculture," unpacks the role of soil scientists in promoting sustainable agricultural practices, emphasizing the importance of their expertise in enhancing crop productivity and environmental sustainability. Jones' insights bring to the forefront the relevance of soil science in agricultural hubs like Kentucky, prompting consideration of potential linkages to sports phenomena.

Turning to non-fiction works, "Field Guide to Plant Scientists in the Wild" by Greene introduces a lighthearted exploration of the habits and habitats of plant scientists, inspiring a whimsical approach to understanding their influence in different geographical locales. Meanwhile, "Soccer Strategies: Unearthing Winning Formulas" by Brown offers strategic perspectives on soccer tactics and gameplay, providing a window into the dynamic world of sports strategy and performance analysis.

Venturing into fiction, "The Secret Life of Plants" by Bloomwood captivates readers with imaginative tales of plant behaviors and interactions, weaving a fantastical narrative that may hold parallels to the enigmatic relationships between scientific disciplines and sporting events. In a similar vein, "The Goalkeeper's Garden" by Meadows transports readers to a surreal realm where soccer and nature converge, presenting an intriguing backdrop for considering the fusion of athletic pursuits and agricultural expertise.

Drawing from a wide range of sources, including scholarly works, non-fiction literature, and fiction, the synthesis of perspectives offers a comprehensive foundation for exploring the uncharted link between the abundance of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and the aggregate score of the losing team in the Copa Sudamericana Finals. Moreover, in a groundbreaking approach to research methodology, the authors conducted a thorough examination of CVS receipts, uncovering a trove of unexpected connections between purchases of gardening supplies and soccer memorabilia. While perhaps unconventional, this approach illuminates the potential for serendipitous discoveries in the most unlikely of places, showcasing the inherent humor and curiosity that infuse the pursuit of knowledge.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and Aggregate score of losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and My Foot Ball Facts . You used data from 2005 to 2013

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Digging Deeper: The Root Connection Between Soil and Plant Scientists in Kentucky and the Aggregate Score of the Losing Team in Copa Sudamericana Finals"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the uncharted territory of the correlation between the abundance of soil and plant scientists in the state of Kentucky and the aggregate score of the losing team in the Copa Sudamericana Finals. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and My Foot Ball Facts, our research team explored this seemingly unrelated yet profoundly intriguing relationship over the period from 2005 to 2013. Our analysis yielded a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8694111 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. The implications of these findings for the field of sports and agriculture are unearthing, to say the least. This study uproots new dimensions in cross-disciplinary research and demonstrates that even in the most unexpected places, there may be fertile ground for uncovering hidden connections.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The interdisciplinary nature of research never fails to offer fertile ground for exploration, often leading us to unanticipated and peculiar findings. In the realm of scientific inquiry, we often find ourselves digging through data in search of correlations that may seem, at first glance, more fanciful than factual. However, as the saying goes, "the proof is in the pudding" – or in this case, the correlation coefficient.
The current research embarks on a notable journey to uncover the relationship between the number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky, the heart of American agriculture, and the aggregate score of the losing team in the Copa Sudamericana Finals, a prestigious South American soccer tournament. A seemingly unorthodox pairing, one might remark, but in the words of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's iconic detective Sherlock Holmes, "The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes." With this in mind, we proceed to unwrap the possible intertwining elements of science and sports.
By harnessing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which serves as the empirical soil for our scientific roots, and My Foot Ball Facts, which provides the seeds of soccer statistics, we embark on a journey to dig deep into statistical soil and sow the seeds of inquiry. Our allure for the curious and the quirky leads us to a period spanning from 2005 to 2013, during which we detect the subtle interplay between soil and sport, plants and penalties, scientists and soccer players.
In this pioneering study, we aim to plow through the data and cultivate a deeper understanding of how these seemingly distant domains may, in fact, bear the fruits of correlation. With an eye for detail and a penchant for statistical significance, our team sets out to unearth what lies beneath the surface and draw connections that may astonish and amuse. After all, as the famous physicist Albert Einstein once mused, "The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science."
As we delve into the findings of our study, we invite fellow researchers and enthusiasts to join us in this whimsical exploration of the unexpected, in the pursuit of shedding light on connections that have been lurking just beneath the surface. Let us traverse the crossroads of science and sports, with open minds and a willingness to embrace the unexpected, for as the French philosopher Voltaire noted, "No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking." So, shall we roll up our sleeves and embark on this peculiar journey together? The game is afoot!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

In this zany quest to uncover the mysterious correlation between soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and the aggregate scores of the losing teams in Copa Sudamericana Finals, our research team employed a blend of statistical analysis, data mining, and a healthy dose of good old scientific curiosity. To kick things off, we scoured the Bureau of Labor Statistics like a group of eager archeologists on a treasure hunt, unearthing the numbers of soil and plant scientists in the Bluegrass State. We then dusted off our spades and proceeded to dig through the troves of soccer statistics from My Foot Ball Facts, searching for the ever-important aggregate scores of the unfortunate losing teams in the esteemed Copa Sudamericana Finals.

Our data collection phase was akin to a scavenger hunt, navigating the cyber-jungle of the internet in search of these oddly matched variables. With 2005 to 2013 serving as our temporal sandbox, we gathered our disparate datasets like an eclectic assortment of rare artifacts, ready to be pieced together in the mosaic of our investigation.

Once the haphazard assemblage was complete, we plunged into the murky waters of statistical analyses, with the correlation coefficient serving as our compass in this uncharted territory. Through the wizardry of mathematical sorcery – or rather, conventional statistical methods – we calculated the correlation coefficient to quantify the magnitude and direction of the relationship between our unlikely pair of variables. Our p-value calculations were akin to casting spells, harnessing the power of probability to determine if our findings held any statistical significance.

The confounding nature of our research question demanded an all-encompassing approach, so, much like a scientific circus act, we juggled multiple regression analyses and other statistical acrobatics to control for potential confounding variables and further illuminate the peculiar linkage between these incongruous realms. Our methodology, while not your run-of-the-mill scientific expedition, adhered to the highest standards of statistical rigor, ensuring that our findings could withstand the scrutiny of even the most discerning academic voyagers.

In a unique blend of data delving, statistical shenanigans, and a flair for the unexpected, our methodology served as the compass guiding our whimsical exploration of the hidden connections between soil and sport. So, fasten your seatbelts and hold on to your lab coats as we unpack the surprising revelations brought to light by our offbeat methodology.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and Aggregate score of losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and My Foot Ball Facts .

For the time period 2005 to 2013, you found a correlation 0.8694111, r-squared of 0.7558756, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Digging Deeper: The Root Connection Between Soil and Plant Scientists in Kentucky and the Aggregate Score of the Losing Team in Copa Sudamericana Finals"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the uncharted territory of the correlation between the abundance of soil and plant scientists in the state of Kentucky and the aggregate score of the losing team in the Copa Sudamericana Finals. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and My Foot Ball Facts, our research team explored this seemingly unrelated yet profoundly intriguing relationship over the period from 2005 to 2013. Our analysis yielded a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8694111 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. The implications of these findings for the field of sports and agriculture are unearthing, to say the least. This study uproots new dimensions in cross-disciplinary research and demonstrates that even in the most unexpected places, there may be fertile ground for uncovering hidden connections.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The interdisciplinary nature of research never fails to offer fertile ground for exploration, often leading us to unanticipated and peculiar findings. In the realm of scientific inquiry, we often find ourselves digging through data in search of correlations that may seem, at first glance, more fanciful than factual. However, as the saying goes, "the proof is in the pudding" – or in this case, the correlation coefficient.
The current research embarks on a notable journey to uncover the relationship between the number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky, the heart of American agriculture, and the aggregate score of the losing team in the Copa Sudamericana Finals, a prestigious South American soccer tournament. A seemingly unorthodox pairing, one might remark, but in the words of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's iconic detective Sherlock Holmes, "The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes." With this in mind, we proceed to unwrap the possible intertwining elements of science and sports.
By harnessing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which serves as the empirical soil for our scientific roots, and My Foot Ball Facts, which provides the seeds of soccer statistics, we embark on a journey to dig deep into statistical soil and sow the seeds of inquiry. Our allure for the curious and the quirky leads us to a period spanning from 2005 to 2013, during which we detect the subtle interplay between soil and sport, plants and penalties, scientists and soccer players.
In this pioneering study, we aim to plow through the data and cultivate a deeper understanding of how these seemingly distant domains may, in fact, bear the fruits of correlation. With an eye for detail and a penchant for statistical significance, our team sets out to unearth what lies beneath the surface and draw connections that may astonish and amuse. After all, as the famous physicist Albert Einstein once mused, "The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science."
As we delve into the findings of our study, we invite fellow researchers and enthusiasts to join us in this whimsical exploration of the unexpected, in the pursuit of shedding light on connections that have been lurking just beneath the surface. Let us traverse the crossroads of science and sports, with open minds and a willingness to embrace the unexpected, for as the French philosopher Voltaire noted, "No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking." So, shall we roll up our sleeves and embark on this peculiar journey together? The game is afoot!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and the aggregate score of the losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals. The correlation coefficient of 0.8694111 suggests a robust relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, resembling the roots of a well-established plant. The r-squared value of 0.7558756 indicates that approximately 75.59% of the variation in the aggregate score of the losing team can be explained by the number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky, planting the seeds of curiosity for further investigation into this unexpected connection.

Our findings, depicted in Fig. 1, illuminate the unmistakable pattern of this association, akin to the delicate dance of roots weaving through soil in search of nourishment. The scatterplot depicts a clear trend that would make even the most seasoned botanist nod in quiet approval.

With a p-value of less than 0.01, the relationship between these variables is deemed statistically significant, perhaps underscoring the significance of attending to the "roots" of the matter. The implications of this correlation extend far beyond the realms of traditional scientific inquiry and delve into uncharted fields where science and sport converge in unexpectedly delightful ways.

The results of this study not only provide fodder for thought-provoking discussions but also fertilize the ground for future research endeavors at the crossroads of agriculture and athletics, underscoring the often-unnoticed coalescence of seemingly distinct domains. As the past treasurer of the American Statistical Association, John W. Tukey, once astutely remarked, "The best thing about being a statistician is that you get to play in everyone's backyard." These results certainly offer a fresh perspective from which to view the landscape of interdisciplinary research, reminding us that even the most unlikely pairings can yield compelling insights.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and Aggregate score of losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Digging Deeper: The Root Connection Between Soil and Plant Scientists in Kentucky and the Aggregate Score of the Losing Team in Copa Sudamericana Finals"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the uncharted territory of the correlation between the abundance of soil and plant scientists in the state of Kentucky and the aggregate score of the losing team in the Copa Sudamericana Finals. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and My Foot Ball Facts, our research team explored this seemingly unrelated yet profoundly intriguing relationship over the period from 2005 to 2013. Our analysis yielded a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8694111 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. The implications of these findings for the field of sports and agriculture are unearthing, to say the least. This study uproots new dimensions in cross-disciplinary research and demonstrates that even in the most unexpected places, there may be fertile ground for uncovering hidden connections.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "The Study of Agricultural Sciences," Smith examines the demographic distribution of soil and plant scientists in various states across the United States, shedding light on the concentration of agricultural expertise in regions such as Kentucky. Smith's work lays the groundwork for understanding the distinct spatial patterns of agricultural knowledge and expertise, providing a potential foundation for exploring the correlation with sports statistics.
Similarly, in "The Economics of Professional Soccer," Doe delves into the intricacies of soccer economics, discussing factors that may influence team performance and, subsequently, the aggregate scores of matches. This analysis offers a glimpse into the multifaceted nature of sports outcomes and provides a basis for investigating unexpected variables that could intersect with the world of soccer.
Jones, in "Soil Science and Sustainable Agriculture," unpacks the role of soil scientists in promoting sustainable agricultural practices, emphasizing the importance of their expertise in enhancing crop productivity and environmental sustainability. Jones' insights bring to the forefront the relevance of soil science in agricultural hubs like Kentucky, prompting consideration of potential linkages to sports phenomena.
Turning to non-fiction works, "Field Guide to Plant Scientists in the Wild" by Greene introduces a lighthearted exploration of the habits and habitats of plant scientists, inspiring a whimsical approach to understanding their influence in different geographical locales. Meanwhile, "Soccer Strategies: Unearthing Winning Formulas" by Brown offers strategic perspectives on soccer tactics and gameplay, providing a window into the dynamic world of sports strategy and performance analysis.
Venturing into fiction, "The Secret Life of Plants" by Bloomwood captivates readers with imaginative tales of plant behaviors and interactions, weaving a fantastical narrative that may hold parallels to the enigmatic relationships between scientific disciplines and sporting events. In a similar vein, "The Goalkeeper's Garden" by Meadows transports readers to a surreal realm where soccer and nature converge, presenting an intriguing backdrop for considering the fusion of athletic pursuits and agricultural expertise.
Drawing from a wide range of sources, including scholarly works, non-fiction literature, and fiction, the synthesis of perspectives offers a comprehensive foundation for exploring the uncharted link between the abundance of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and the aggregate score of the losing team in the Copa Sudamericana Finals. Moreover, in a groundbreaking approach to research methodology, the authors conducted a thorough examination of CVS receipts, uncovering a trove of unexpected connections between purchases of gardening supplies and soccer memorabilia. While perhaps unconventional, this approach illuminates the potential for serendipitous discoveries in the most unlikely of places, showcasing the inherent humor and curiosity that infuse the pursuit of knowledge.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and the aggregate score of the losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals. The correlation coefficient of 0.8694111 suggests a robust relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, resembling the roots of a well-established plant. The r-squared value of 0.7558756 indicates that approximately 75.59% of the variation in the aggregate score of the losing team can be explained by the number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky, planting the seeds of curiosity for further investigation into this unexpected connection.
Our findings, depicted in Fig. 1, illuminate the unmistakable pattern of this association, akin to the delicate dance of roots weaving through soil in search of nourishment. The scatterplot depicts a clear trend that would make even the most seasoned botanist nod in quiet approval.
With a p-value of less than 0.01, the relationship between these variables is deemed statistically significant, perhaps underscoring the significance of attending to the "roots" of the matter. The implications of this correlation extend far beyond the realms of traditional scientific inquiry and delve into uncharted fields where science and sport converge in unexpectedly delightful ways.
The results of this study not only provide fodder for thought-provoking discussions but also fertilize the ground for future research endeavors at the crossroads of agriculture and athletics, underscoring the often-unnoticed coalescence of seemingly distinct domains. As the past treasurer of the American Statistical Association, John W. Tukey, once astutely remarked, "The best thing about being a statistician is that you get to play in everyone's backyard." These results certainly offer a fresh perspective from which to view the landscape of interdisciplinary research, reminding us that even the most unlikely pairings can yield compelling insights.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The root of our study sprouted from the fertile ground of curiosity, leading us to delve into the unexpected correlation between the abundance of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and the aggregate score of the losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals. Building on the whimsical insights from the literature review, we set out to nurture our inquiry into this uncharted intersection of agricultural expertise and sports outcomes.

Our findings not only align with prior research but also unearth a deeper connection between these seemingly disparate fields. The correlation coefficient of 0.8694111, akin to the robust roots of a well-established plant, mirrors the insights of Smith on the spatial patterns of agricultural expertise. Much like a finely-tuned soccer strategy, the statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the tangible significance of this relationship, validating the potential impact of unexpected variables on sports statistics.

Drawing inspiration from the literature review, our results prick the imagination and germinate new avenues for exploration at the crossroads of agriculture and athletics. The research conducted by Jones, emphasizing the relevance of soil science in agricultural hubs like Kentucky, resonates deeply with our findings, highlighting the unassuming yet profound influence of agricultural knowledge on sports outcomes. Similarly, our analysis aligns with the multifaceted nature of sports outcomes elucidated by Doe, offering a rooted perspective on the nuanced factors that underlie match scores.

As we enter the uncharted terrain of interdisciplinary research, our study sprouts fresh insights, cultivating a deeper appreciation for the unexpected connections that flourish in the overlapping fields of science and sport. Our results not only dig deep into the soil of statistical analysis but also plant the seeds of curiosity for future endeavors in this fertile ground. In the words of Venturing into fiction, "The Secret Life of Plants" by Bloomwood, our study whispers tales of fantastical yet tangible relationships, echoing the surreal realms where soccer and nature converge as depicted in "The Goalkeeper's Garden" by Meadows.

In our pursuit of knowledge, we uncover the humor and curiosity that infuse the landscape of interdisciplinary research, reminding us of the inherent playfulness that blossoms from the most unlikely of academic endeavors. As we tread the soil of academia, we are reminded of the words of John W. Tukey, resonating with the spirit of our findings, and it is in this spirit that we leave a trail of inquiry for future researchers to tread upon. After all, the best discoveries often sprout from the most unexpected soil, and our study is but a humble testament to this organic truth.


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System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and Aggregate score of losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Digging Deeper: The Root Connection Between Soil and Plant Scientists in Kentucky and the Aggregate Score of the Losing Team in Copa Sudamericana Finals"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the uncharted territory of the correlation between the abundance of soil and plant scientists in the state of Kentucky and the aggregate score of the losing team in the Copa Sudamericana Finals. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and My Foot Ball Facts, our research team explored this seemingly unrelated yet profoundly intriguing relationship over the period from 2005 to 2013. Our analysis yielded a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8694111 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. The implications of these findings for the field of sports and agriculture are unearthing, to say the least. This study uproots new dimensions in cross-disciplinary research and demonstrates that even in the most unexpected places, there may be fertile ground for uncovering hidden connections.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The interdisciplinary nature of research never fails to offer fertile ground for exploration, often leading us to unanticipated and peculiar findings. In the realm of scientific inquiry, we often find ourselves digging through data in search of correlations that may seem, at first glance, more fanciful than factual. However, as the saying goes, "the proof is in the pudding" – or in this case, the correlation coefficient.
The current research embarks on a notable journey to uncover the relationship between the number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky, the heart of American agriculture, and the aggregate score of the losing team in the Copa Sudamericana Finals, a prestigious South American soccer tournament. A seemingly unorthodox pairing, one might remark, but in the words of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's iconic detective Sherlock Holmes, "The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes." With this in mind, we proceed to unwrap the possible intertwining elements of science and sports.
By harnessing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which serves as the empirical soil for our scientific roots, and My Foot Ball Facts, which provides the seeds of soccer statistics, we embark on a journey to dig deep into statistical soil and sow the seeds of inquiry. Our allure for the curious and the quirky leads us to a period spanning from 2005 to 2013, during which we detect the subtle interplay between soil and sport, plants and penalties, scientists and soccer players.
In this pioneering study, we aim to plow through the data and cultivate a deeper understanding of how these seemingly distant domains may, in fact, bear the fruits of correlation. With an eye for detail and a penchant for statistical significance, our team sets out to unearth what lies beneath the surface and draw connections that may astonish and amuse. After all, as the famous physicist Albert Einstein once mused, "The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science."
As we delve into the findings of our study, we invite fellow researchers and enthusiasts to join us in this whimsical exploration of the unexpected, in the pursuit of shedding light on connections that have been lurking just beneath the surface. Let us traverse the crossroads of science and sports, with open minds and a willingness to embrace the unexpected, for as the French philosopher Voltaire noted, "No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking." So, shall we roll up our sleeves and embark on this peculiar journey together? The game is afoot!

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and the aggregate score of the losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals. The correlation coefficient of 0.8694111 suggests a robust relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, resembling the roots of a well-established plant. The r-squared value of 0.7558756 indicates that approximately 75.59% of the variation in the aggregate score of the losing team can be explained by the number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky, planting the seeds of curiosity for further investigation into this unexpected connection.
Our findings, depicted in Fig. 1, illuminate the unmistakable pattern of this association, akin to the delicate dance of roots weaving through soil in search of nourishment. The scatterplot depicts a clear trend that would make even the most seasoned botanist nod in quiet approval.
With a p-value of less than 0.01, the relationship between these variables is deemed statistically significant, perhaps underscoring the significance of attending to the "roots" of the matter. The implications of this correlation extend far beyond the realms of traditional scientific inquiry and delve into uncharted fields where science and sport converge in unexpectedly delightful ways.
The results of this study not only provide fodder for thought-provoking discussions but also fertilize the ground for future research endeavors at the crossroads of agriculture and athletics, underscoring the often-unnoticed coalescence of seemingly distinct domains. As the past treasurer of the American Statistical Association, John W. Tukey, once astutely remarked, "The best thing about being a statistician is that you get to play in everyone's backyard." These results certainly offer a fresh perspective from which to view the landscape of interdisciplinary research, reminding us that even the most unlikely pairings can yield compelling insights.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study unveils the intriguing correlation between the presence of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky and the aggregate score of the losing team in the Copa Sudamericana Finals. This research has uprooted a connection that may have previously been overlooked, much like a hidden carrot in a garden of statistical turnips. The substantial correlation coefficient and r-squared value illustrate a compelling relationship, akin to the symbiotic interaction between roots and soil.

Our findings not only enrich the soil of interdisciplinary research but also plant the seeds for further exploration at the crossroads of agriculture and athletics. Much like a well-tended garden, this correlation cultivates curiosity and offers fertile ground for future inquiry. As we bid adieu to this peculiar pairing of variables, it seems that we have dug deep enough – no need to shovel more research into this patch of statistical turf. After all, there are only so many statistical rabbits one can pull out of a data hat!


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System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Digging Deeper: The Root Connection Between Soil and Plant Scientists in Kentucky and the Aggregate Score of the Losing Team in Copa Sudamericana Finals. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Interdisciplinary Soil Science and Sports Analytics


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System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Digging Deeper: The Root Connection Between Soil and Plant Scientists in Kentucky and the Aggregate Score of the Losing Team in Copa Sudamericana Finals. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Interdisciplinary Agriculture and Sports Analytics


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System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Digging Deeper: The Root Connection Between Soil and Plant Scientists in Kentucky and the Aggregate Score of the Losing Team in Copa Sudamericana Finals with an abstract of This study delves into the uncharted territory of the correlation between the abundance of soil and plant scientists in the state of Kentucky and the aggregate score of the losing team in the Copa Sudamericana Finals. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and My Foot Ball Facts, our research team explored this seemingly unrelated yet profoundly intriguing relationship over the period from 2005 to 2013. Our analysis yielded a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8694111 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. The implications of these findings for the field of sports and agriculture are unearthing, to say the least. This study uproots new dimensions in cross-disciplinary research and demonstrates that even in the most unexpected places, there may be fertile ground for uncovering hidden connections.

ChatGPT:

soil scientists, plant scientists, Kentucky, correlation, Copa Sudamericana, losing team, aggregate score, finals, Bureau of Labor Statistics, My Foot Ball Facts, cross-disciplinary research, sports, agriculture

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Data details

The number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky

Aggregate score of losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals
Source: My Foot Ball Facts
See what else correlates with Aggregate score of losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals

Correlation r = 0.8694111 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7558756 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 75.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Aggregate score of losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky) over the 9 years from 2005 through 2013.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0023. 0.0023267128540203803000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.87 in 0.23% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 430 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 8 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 8 because we have two variables measured over a period of 9 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.49, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200520062007200820092010201120122013
The number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky (Laborers)170160190140180160150120120
Aggregate score of losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals (Score)324143001




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([170,160,190,140,180,160,150,120,120,])
array_2 = np.array([3,2,4,1,4,3,0,0,1,])
array_1_name = "The number of soil and plant scientists in Kentucky"
array_2_name = "Aggregate score of losing team in Copa Sudamericana Finals"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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