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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of historians in Maryland and the second variable is Biomass power generated in Qatar.  The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of historians in Maryland decreases, there are fewer people around to document the past. This leads to a shortage of ancient wood fuel sources for power generation in Qatar. With less historical record-keeping, the demand for biomass power from Qatar skyrockets as they delve into alternative sources of energy, including mummified remains and fossilized palm fronds imported from the now-historian-depleted Maryland. It's a tale for the ages, quite literally, as the past goes up in smoke, fueling the future in a rather unexpected way.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a comic-book-style illustration with a muted color palette and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s. The scene depicts a quaint Maryland town with historic buildings and a local historical society where a group of historians gathers, engaging in animated discussion about the state's vibrant past. In the distance, a towering biomass power plant in Qatar looms, emitting subtle wisps of steam and surrounded by a modern cityscape. The power plant hums with activity, showcasing its efficient generation of renewable energy for the city. The contrast between the historical town in Maryland and the modern power plant in Qatar should be visually striking. Avoid including any words or speech bubbles in the illustration. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of historians in Maryland and Biomass power generated in Qatar. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: inspired by bauhaus Scalar art Sci-fi fantacy A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s a Polaroid photo
ChatGPT: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of historians in Maryland and Biomass power generated in Qatar together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a quaint Maryland town, a group of historians gathers at the local historical society, discussing the rich and colorful past of the state, while in the distance, a towering biomass power plant in Qatar hums with activity, efficiently generating renewable energy for the city.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s ] and depicting this scene: In a quaint Maryland town, a group of historians gathers at the local historical society, discussing the rich and colorful past of the state, while in the distance, a towering biomass power plant in Qatar hums with activity, efficiently generating renewable energy for the city. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a comic-book-style illustration with a muted color palette and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s. The scene depicts a quaint Maryland town with historic buildings and a local historical society where a group of historians gathers, engaging in animated discussion about the state's vibrant past. In the distance, a towering biomass power plant in Qatar looms, emitting subtle wisps of steam and surrounded by a modern cityscape. The power plant hums with activity, showcasing its efficient generation of renewable energy for the city. The contrast between the historical town in Maryland and the modern power plant in Qatar should be visually striking. Avoid including any words or speech bubbles in the illustration.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in The number of historians in Maryland caused Biomass power generated in Qatar to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Chronicles of Green Energy: The Historian-Hub Connection

The Renewable Rubicon: A Journal of Environmental History and Technology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of historians in Maryland and Biomass power generated in Qatar. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of -0.7874099 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Chronicles of Green Energy: The Historian-Hub Connection"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In the quest to unearth the peculiar linkages that underpin societal dynamics, our study unravels an unexpected relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. Delving into this obscure junction, our findings shed light on the curious interplay of historical insight and sustainable energy production.

Through rigorous data analysis encompassing the years 2012 to 2021, we harnessed information from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. The statistical tango unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of -0.7874099, with the p-value demanding attention at p < 0.01, indicative of a robust and significant association between these seemingly disparate variables.

Our research beckons a whimsical question – do the chronicles of the past, buoyed by the presence of historians in Maryland, wield a mysterious influence on the burgeoning biomass power in Qatar? One might jest that the historical narrations, gilded with the wisdom of bygone eras, may be fueling a narrative of sustainability across distant lands!

As we confront this paradox with academic rigor, the implications of our findings resonate with a surprising depth. This inquiry, while tinged with levity, stands as a testament to the serendipitous connections that permeate the tapestry of our world. Thus, weaving moments of mirth and illumination, our research bridges the chasm between historical retrospection and the commendable strides toward renewable energy, painting a tableau that warrants both contemplation and amusement.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of historians in Maryland and Biomass power generated in Qatar. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Chronicles of Green Energy: The Historian-Hub Connection"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In the quest to unearth the peculiar linkages that underpin societal dynamics, our study unravels an unexpected relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. Delving into this obscure junction, our findings shed light on the curious interplay of historical insight and sustainable energy production.

Through rigorous data analysis encompassing the years 2012 to 2021, we harnessed information from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. The statistical tango unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of -0.7874099, with the p-value demanding attention at p < 0.01, indicative of a robust and significant association between these seemingly disparate variables.

Our research beckons a whimsical question – do the chronicles of the past, buoyed by the presence of historians in Maryland, wield a mysterious influence on the burgeoning biomass power in Qatar? One might jest that the historical narrations, gilded with the wisdom of bygone eras, may be fueling a narrative of sustainability across distant lands!

As we confront this paradox with academic rigor, the implications of our findings resonate with a surprising depth. This inquiry, while tinged with levity, stands as a testament to the serendipitous connections that permeate the tapestry of our world. Thus, weaving moments of mirth and illumination, our research bridges the chasm between historical retrospection and the commendable strides toward renewable energy, painting a tableau that warrants both contemplation and amusement.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Ah, the fascinating world of research, where the obscure meets the obvious, and the unexpected links arms with the undeniable. As we embark on our scholarly expedition, we invite you to join us on a journey that unwraps the enigmatic relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. Strap on your seat belts, folks, because we're about to navigate through a rollercoaster of historical yarns and sustainable energy statistics – buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

Picture this: a group of historians in Maryland, regaling tales from the annals of time, while halfway across the globe in Qatar, biomass power quietly hums to the rhythm of progress. What on earth could historians possibly have in common with the generation of sustainable energy, you ask? Well, dear reader, our findings might just leave you in stitches, or should we say "stitch-ians," as we delve into this unexpected intersection.

Now, before we plunge headfirst into the data pool, let's address the elephant in the lab – how do we even begin to explain this seemingly whimsical connection? It's as if historical narratives, steeped in the resonance of ages past, have silently whispered their way into the winds of change, nudging Qatar's quest for sustainable power. Cue the historians' hearty laughter echoing through time, or perhaps it's just the sound of biomass churning away – a historical pun-dit's dream come true!

Armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and an unyielding determination to unravel this historical-energy enigma, our investigation stirs the pot, leaving no hypothesis unturned. Strap in for a wild ride, folks, because we're about to spin headlong into the world of numbers, graphs, and one-liners that would make even the sternest of statisticians crack a smile. So, hold onto your pocket calculators, it's about to get exponentially punny in here!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of historians in Maryland and Biomass power generated in Qatar. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Chronicles of Green Energy: The Historian-Hub Connection"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In the quest to unearth the peculiar linkages that underpin societal dynamics, our study unravels an unexpected relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. Delving into this obscure junction, our findings shed light on the curious interplay of historical insight and sustainable energy production.

Through rigorous data analysis encompassing the years 2012 to 2021, we harnessed information from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. The statistical tango unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of -0.7874099, with the p-value demanding attention at p < 0.01, indicative of a robust and significant association between these seemingly disparate variables.

Our research beckons a whimsical question – do the chronicles of the past, buoyed by the presence of historians in Maryland, wield a mysterious influence on the burgeoning biomass power in Qatar? One might jest that the historical narrations, gilded with the wisdom of bygone eras, may be fueling a narrative of sustainability across distant lands!

As we confront this paradox with academic rigor, the implications of our findings resonate with a surprising depth. This inquiry, while tinged with levity, stands as a testament to the serendipitous connections that permeate the tapestry of our world. Thus, weaving moments of mirth and illumination, our research bridges the chasm between historical retrospection and the commendable strides toward renewable energy, painting a tableau that warrants both contemplation and amusement.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ah, the fascinating world of research, where the obscure meets the obvious, and the unexpected links arms with the undeniable. As we embark on our scholarly expedition, we invite you to join us on a journey that unwraps the enigmatic relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. Strap on your seat belts, folks, because we're about to navigate through a rollercoaster of historical yarns and sustainable energy statistics – buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride!
Picture this: a group of historians in Maryland, regaling tales from the annals of time, while halfway across the globe in Qatar, biomass power quietly hums to the rhythm of progress. What on earth could historians possibly have in common with the generation of sustainable energy, you ask? Well, dear reader, our findings might just leave you in stitches, or should we say "stitch-ians," as we delve into this unexpected intersection.
Now, before we plunge headfirst into the data pool, let's address the elephant in the lab – how do we even begin to explain this seemingly whimsical connection? It's as if historical narratives, steeped in the resonance of ages past, have silently whispered their way into the winds of change, nudging Qatar's quest for sustainable power. Cue the historians' hearty laughter echoing through time, or perhaps it's just the sound of biomass churning away – a historical pun-dit's dream come true!
Armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and an unyielding determination to unravel this historical-energy enigma, our investigation stirs the pot, leaving no hypothesis unturned. Strap in for a wild ride, folks, because we're about to spin headlong into the world of numbers, graphs, and one-liners that would make even the sternest of statisticians crack a smile. So, hold onto your pocket calculators, it's about to get exponentially punny in here!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Historical Perspectives on Sustainable Energy," Smith and Doe explore the potential impact of historical narratives on contemporary energy initiatives, paving the way for our investigation into the influence of historians in Maryland on biomass power generated in Qatar. Drawing upon archival records and energy production data, the authors find that the resonance of historical storytelling may influence the cultural ethos that underpins sustainable energy practices. Sounds like these historians have been spinning more than just yarns!

Amidst the scholarly tomes and data-laden manuscripts, "Economic Analysis of Biomass Energy," by Jones, offers an insightful framework for understanding the economic drivers behind biomass power. Their comprehensive analysis elucidates the intricate web of market forces and policy decisions that propel Qatar's foray into sustainable energy production. It seems the historians' stories may be adding some "bio-mass" to Qatar's renewable energy efforts.

Turning now to more imaginative realms, "The Time Traveler's Guide to Green Energy" invokes a fanciful speculation on the interconnectedness of historical knowledge and sustainable practices. Although not rooted in empirical findings, H.G. Wells' timeless work provokes the reader to ponder the potential influence of time-traveling historians on the genesis of green energy initiatives. If only we could harness the power of historical hindsight to propel us into a sustainable future - it would be nothing short of a "Wells" of endless possibilities!

In a similar vein, J.K. Rowling's "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" adds a touch of whimsy to our inquiry, as the fantastical creatures within offer a tongue-in-cheek allegory for the elusive yet impactful nature of historical narratives on global energy patterns. Could it be that the historians in Maryland are conjuring up not just tales of the past, but spells of sustainability that reverberate across oceans?

Taking a brief detour into childhood nostalgia, "The Magic School Bus" and "Bill Nye the Science Guy" beckon us to revisit the fundamental principles of science and history, intertwining their narratives with the enigmatic allure of sustainable energy production. As we embark on this scholarly escapade, let's not forget the lessons learned from these beloved childhood companions. After all, who's to say that Ms. Frizzle and Bill Nye haven't had a hand in inspiring the historians to spin a tale or two about sustainable energy?

With the stage set and our literary luggage teeming with unexpected references, we embark on a journey of mirth and scholarly wonder, ready to unearth the peculiar connection between historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. Hold on to your historical hats, because the ride promises to be just as unpredictable as it is enlightening!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of historians in Maryland and Biomass power generated in Qatar. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 2012 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Chronicles of Green Energy: The Historian-Hub Connection"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In the quest to unearth the peculiar linkages that underpin societal dynamics, our study unravels an unexpected relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. Delving into this obscure junction, our findings shed light on the curious interplay of historical insight and sustainable energy production.

Through rigorous data analysis encompassing the years 2012 to 2021, we harnessed information from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. The statistical tango unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of -0.7874099, with the p-value demanding attention at p < 0.01, indicative of a robust and significant association between these seemingly disparate variables.

Our research beckons a whimsical question – do the chronicles of the past, buoyed by the presence of historians in Maryland, wield a mysterious influence on the burgeoning biomass power in Qatar? One might jest that the historical narrations, gilded with the wisdom of bygone eras, may be fueling a narrative of sustainability across distant lands!

As we confront this paradox with academic rigor, the implications of our findings resonate with a surprising depth. This inquiry, while tinged with levity, stands as a testament to the serendipitous connections that permeate the tapestry of our world. Thus, weaving moments of mirth and illumination, our research bridges the chasm between historical retrospection and the commendable strides toward renewable energy, painting a tableau that warrants both contemplation and amusement.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ah, the fascinating world of research, where the obscure meets the obvious, and the unexpected links arms with the undeniable. As we embark on our scholarly expedition, we invite you to join us on a journey that unwraps the enigmatic relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. Strap on your seat belts, folks, because we're about to navigate through a rollercoaster of historical yarns and sustainable energy statistics – buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride!
Picture this: a group of historians in Maryland, regaling tales from the annals of time, while halfway across the globe in Qatar, biomass power quietly hums to the rhythm of progress. What on earth could historians possibly have in common with the generation of sustainable energy, you ask? Well, dear reader, our findings might just leave you in stitches, or should we say "stitch-ians," as we delve into this unexpected intersection.
Now, before we plunge headfirst into the data pool, let's address the elephant in the lab – how do we even begin to explain this seemingly whimsical connection? It's as if historical narratives, steeped in the resonance of ages past, have silently whispered their way into the winds of change, nudging Qatar's quest for sustainable power. Cue the historians' hearty laughter echoing through time, or perhaps it's just the sound of biomass churning away – a historical pun-dit's dream come true!
Armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and an unyielding determination to unravel this historical-energy enigma, our investigation stirs the pot, leaving no hypothesis unturned. Strap in for a wild ride, folks, because we're about to spin headlong into the world of numbers, graphs, and one-liners that would make even the sternest of statisticians crack a smile. So, hold onto your pocket calculators, it's about to get exponentially punny in here!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To untangle the web of historical intrigue and sustainable energy surges, our research team embarked on a convoluted quest that paraded through the typically uncharted territory of statistical alchemy. We adopted a quasi-experimental design, laced with the eccentricity of a mad scientist, to wrangle and rhyme the data points into a symphony of correlation. It was a methodology so elaborate that it could make even the most steadfast scientist question reality – or perhaps just concoct a hearty belly laugh, if you're into that sort of thing.

First things first, we delved into the annals of time (or rather, the internet) and sourced data encompassing the years 2012 to 2021. Primarily drawing from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration, we amassed an eclectic trove of information that would make even the staunchest data hoarder blush with envy. Our quest for knowledge took us on an expedition through the digital catacombs, unearthing the hidden gems of historical headcounts and energy production in Maryland and Qatar, respectively. It was a digital treasure hunt fit for the quirkiest of academics.

With our treasure trove in tow, we endeavored to don the magician's cloak of statistical analysis, conjuring a menagerie of tests and tools that would make even the most skeptical situational statistician crack a wry grin. Behold, the spearhead of our statistical artillery – Pearson's correlation coefficient, the test of choice to unravel the enigma at hand. We wielded this mystical metric with the finesse of a seasoned sorcerer, seeking to establish the strength and direction of the relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. As the data danced through the hoops of correlation, we laughed in the face of uncertainty, for our p-value shimmered with significance at p < 0.01 – a statistical magician's delight, indeed.

But wait, there's more! Not content with mere correlation, we ventured into the forest of linear regression, armed with the compass of predictive modeling. With a flourish of curiosity and a dash of audacity, we sought to illustrate the predictive power of the number of historians in Maryland on the biomass power generated in Qatar. Our regression model was a sight to behold, as it wove a tale of predictability and possibility, akin to a scientific soothsayer peering into the crystal ball of historical influence on sustainable energy. And lo and behold, the coefficients of our model wielded a significance that would make even the most sceptical of observers raise an eyebrow in curiosity.

As our data journey approached its grand finale, we couldn't resist the urge to engage in a bit of lighthearted jest, sprinkling our findings with puns and quips that would make even the most serious of researchers crack a smile. After all, who says statistics can't be sprinkled with a dash of humor? And so, with the fervor of academic jesters, our methodology drew to a close, leaving a trail of statistical breadcrumbs and historical anecdotes in its wake.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of historians in Maryland and Biomass power generated in Qatar. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Energy Information Administration .

For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation -0.7874099, r-squared of 0.6200143, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Chronicles of Green Energy: The Historian-Hub Connection"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In the quest to unearth the peculiar linkages that underpin societal dynamics, our study unravels an unexpected relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. Delving into this obscure junction, our findings shed light on the curious interplay of historical insight and sustainable energy production.

Through rigorous data analysis encompassing the years 2012 to 2021, we harnessed information from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. The statistical tango unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of -0.7874099, with the p-value demanding attention at p < 0.01, indicative of a robust and significant association between these seemingly disparate variables.

Our research beckons a whimsical question – do the chronicles of the past, buoyed by the presence of historians in Maryland, wield a mysterious influence on the burgeoning biomass power in Qatar? One might jest that the historical narrations, gilded with the wisdom of bygone eras, may be fueling a narrative of sustainability across distant lands!

As we confront this paradox with academic rigor, the implications of our findings resonate with a surprising depth. This inquiry, while tinged with levity, stands as a testament to the serendipitous connections that permeate the tapestry of our world. Thus, weaving moments of mirth and illumination, our research bridges the chasm between historical retrospection and the commendable strides toward renewable energy, painting a tableau that warrants both contemplation and amusement.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Ah, the fascinating world of research, where the obscure meets the obvious, and the unexpected links arms with the undeniable. As we embark on our scholarly expedition, we invite you to join us on a journey that unwraps the enigmatic relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. Strap on your seat belts, folks, because we're about to navigate through a rollercoaster of historical yarns and sustainable energy statistics – buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride!
Picture this: a group of historians in Maryland, regaling tales from the annals of time, while halfway across the globe in Qatar, biomass power quietly hums to the rhythm of progress. What on earth could historians possibly have in common with the generation of sustainable energy, you ask? Well, dear reader, our findings might just leave you in stitches, or should we say "stitch-ians," as we delve into this unexpected intersection.
Now, before we plunge headfirst into the data pool, let's address the elephant in the lab – how do we even begin to explain this seemingly whimsical connection? It's as if historical narratives, steeped in the resonance of ages past, have silently whispered their way into the winds of change, nudging Qatar's quest for sustainable power. Cue the historians' hearty laughter echoing through time, or perhaps it's just the sound of biomass churning away – a historical pun-dit's dream come true!
Armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and an unyielding determination to unravel this historical-energy enigma, our investigation stirs the pot, leaving no hypothesis unturned. Strap in for a wild ride, folks, because we're about to spin headlong into the world of numbers, graphs, and one-liners that would make even the sternest of statisticians crack a smile. So, hold onto your pocket calculators, it's about to get exponentially punny in here!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of -0.7874099 between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. This negative correlation hints at an intriguing relationship, indicating that as the number of historians in Maryland increases, the biomass power generated in Qatar tends to decrease. It's as if the weight of history and the quest for sustainable energy engage in a dance of paradoxical proportions!

Now, let's not "history" the fact that these findings may raise a few eyebrows – after all, who would have thought that the presence of historians could have an influence on the production of biomass power thousands of miles away? It's a tale as old as time, or at least as old as our data from 2012 to 2021, but it certainly adds a fascinating twist to the narrative of energy production and historical retrospection.

With an r-squared value of 0.6200143, our statistical analysis further accentuates the strength of this correlation. This indicates that approximately 62% of the variability in biomass power generated in Qatar can be explained by the number of historians in Maryland. It's almost like the pages of history are inscribed in the very fabric of sustainable energy, guiding and shaping its trajectory in ways that defy conventional wisdom.

The p-value of less than 0.01 adds an extra layer of significance to our results, reinforcing the robustness of the association between these two seemingly distinct variables. It's as if history and energy have been engaged in a covert tango across time and space, leaving us mere mortals to unravel the intricate steps hidden within the annals of data.

Fig. 1 illustrates this captivating correlation through a scatterplot, visually capturing the interplay between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. The figure serves as a testament to the unexpected convergence of historical narratives and sustainable energy production, inviting contemplation and perhaps a moment of lighthearted reflection on the whimsical vagaries of academic inquiry.

In conclusion, our research unearths an astonishing relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. It not only piques the curiosity of scholars and enthusiasts but also injects a dash of humor into the often-serious landscape of academic investigation. It's a reminder that amidst the labyrinth of complex data and rigorous analysis, there's always room for a good historical pun – after all, who doesn't love a bit of "his-story" with their sustainable energy discourse?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of historians in Maryland and Biomass power generated in Qatar. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Chronicles of Green Energy: The Historian-Hub Connection"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In the quest to unearth the peculiar linkages that underpin societal dynamics, our study unravels an unexpected relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. Delving into this obscure junction, our findings shed light on the curious interplay of historical insight and sustainable energy production.

Through rigorous data analysis encompassing the years 2012 to 2021, we harnessed information from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. The statistical tango unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of -0.7874099, with the p-value demanding attention at p < 0.01, indicative of a robust and significant association between these seemingly disparate variables.

Our research beckons a whimsical question – do the chronicles of the past, buoyed by the presence of historians in Maryland, wield a mysterious influence on the burgeoning biomass power in Qatar? One might jest that the historical narrations, gilded with the wisdom of bygone eras, may be fueling a narrative of sustainability across distant lands!

As we confront this paradox with academic rigor, the implications of our findings resonate with a surprising depth. This inquiry, while tinged with levity, stands as a testament to the serendipitous connections that permeate the tapestry of our world. Thus, weaving moments of mirth and illumination, our research bridges the chasm between historical retrospection and the commendable strides toward renewable energy, painting a tableau that warrants both contemplation and amusement.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Historical Perspectives on Sustainable Energy," Smith and Doe explore the potential impact of historical narratives on contemporary energy initiatives, paving the way for our investigation into the influence of historians in Maryland on biomass power generated in Qatar. Drawing upon archival records and energy production data, the authors find that the resonance of historical storytelling may influence the cultural ethos that underpins sustainable energy practices. Sounds like these historians have been spinning more than just yarns!
Amidst the scholarly tomes and data-laden manuscripts, "Economic Analysis of Biomass Energy," by Jones, offers an insightful framework for understanding the economic drivers behind biomass power. Their comprehensive analysis elucidates the intricate web of market forces and policy decisions that propel Qatar's foray into sustainable energy production. It seems the historians' stories may be adding some "bio-mass" to Qatar's renewable energy efforts.
Turning now to more imaginative realms, "The Time Traveler's Guide to Green Energy" invokes a fanciful speculation on the interconnectedness of historical knowledge and sustainable practices. Although not rooted in empirical findings, H.G. Wells' timeless work provokes the reader to ponder the potential influence of time-traveling historians on the genesis of green energy initiatives. If only we could harness the power of historical hindsight to propel us into a sustainable future - it would be nothing short of a "Wells" of endless possibilities!
In a similar vein, J.K. Rowling's "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" adds a touch of whimsy to our inquiry, as the fantastical creatures within offer a tongue-in-cheek allegory for the elusive yet impactful nature of historical narratives on global energy patterns. Could it be that the historians in Maryland are conjuring up not just tales of the past, but spells of sustainability that reverberate across oceans?
Taking a brief detour into childhood nostalgia, "The Magic School Bus" and "Bill Nye the Science Guy" beckon us to revisit the fundamental principles of science and history, intertwining their narratives with the enigmatic allure of sustainable energy production. As we embark on this scholarly escapade, let's not forget the lessons learned from these beloved childhood companions. After all, who's to say that Ms. Frizzle and Bill Nye haven't had a hand in inspiring the historians to spin a tale or two about sustainable energy?
With the stage set and our literary luggage teeming with unexpected references, we embark on a journey of mirth and scholarly wonder, ready to unearth the peculiar connection between historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. Hold on to your historical hats, because the ride promises to be just as unpredictable as it is enlightening!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of -0.7874099 between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. This negative correlation hints at an intriguing relationship, indicating that as the number of historians in Maryland increases, the biomass power generated in Qatar tends to decrease. It's as if the weight of history and the quest for sustainable energy engage in a dance of paradoxical proportions!
Now, let's not "history" the fact that these findings may raise a few eyebrows – after all, who would have thought that the presence of historians could have an influence on the production of biomass power thousands of miles away? It's a tale as old as time, or at least as old as our data from 2012 to 2021, but it certainly adds a fascinating twist to the narrative of energy production and historical retrospection.
With an r-squared value of 0.6200143, our statistical analysis further accentuates the strength of this correlation. This indicates that approximately 62% of the variability in biomass power generated in Qatar can be explained by the number of historians in Maryland. It's almost like the pages of history are inscribed in the very fabric of sustainable energy, guiding and shaping its trajectory in ways that defy conventional wisdom.
The p-value of less than 0.01 adds an extra layer of significance to our results, reinforcing the robustness of the association between these two seemingly distinct variables. It's as if history and energy have been engaged in a covert tango across time and space, leaving us mere mortals to unravel the intricate steps hidden within the annals of data.
Fig. 1 illustrates this captivating correlation through a scatterplot, visually capturing the interplay between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. The figure serves as a testament to the unexpected convergence of historical narratives and sustainable energy production, inviting contemplation and perhaps a moment of lighthearted reflection on the whimsical vagaries of academic inquiry.
In conclusion, our research unearths an astonishing relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. It not only piques the curiosity of scholars and enthusiasts but also injects a dash of humor into the often-serious landscape of academic investigation. It's a reminder that amidst the labyrinth of complex data and rigorous analysis, there's always room for a good historical pun – after all, who doesn't love a bit of "his-story" with their sustainable energy discourse?

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our sensational findings catapult us into a whirlwind of speculation, as we grapple with the delightful enigma of the correlation between historians in Maryland and biomass power in Qatar. It seems that history, much like a powerful gravitational force, exerts its influence across time and space, curiously shaping the landscape of sustainable energy. Perhaps we should call this gravitational force "History's Law," where the pen is mightier than the kilowatt-hour!

Our study lends unprecedented credence to the work of Smith and Doe, who first hinted at the potential impact of historical narratives on sustainable energy initiatives. It seems the yarn-spinning historians are indeed weaving a tale that leaves a tangible imprint on the energy landscape of far-off lands. Who knew that Maryland's historians could be wielding such historical clout in the deserts of Qatar? It's almost as if their tales are carried by the winds of change, whispering echoes of the past into the ears of sustainable energy pioneers.

Not to "bio-mass" the point, but Jones' economic analysis of biomass energy takes on a whole new significance in light of our results. The tug-of-war between historical storytelling and biomass power generation surfaces as an unlikely dance partner, twirling through the annals of economic forces and policy decisions. The historians' anecdotes, it seems, may carry a weight far beyond the confines of mere words, nudging economic currents in directions that would confound even the most astute of economic analysts.

H.G. Wells' whimsical speculation on the interconnectedness of historical knowledge and sustainable practices now appears eerily prescient in the wake of our revelations. The idea that time-traveling historians could be wielding a profound influence on the genesis of green energy initiatives, once brushed aside as mere literary amusement, now tiptoes at the fringes of possibility. One can't help but wonder if Wells was indeed onto something, weaving a tapestry of historical impact that transcends the confines of temporal constraints.

Furthermore, the waggish musings evoked by J.K. Rowling's "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" now beckon us to take a closer look at the fantastical creatures within, not as mere allegories but as whimsical metaphors for the elusive yet impactful nature of historical narratives. Could it be that the historians in Maryland are channeling not just tales of the past, but magical elixirs of sustainability that reverberate across oceans? It's a wizardly thought, indeed!

As we unfurl the pages of our childhood reveries and revisit the beloved companions of "The Magic School Bus" and "Bill Nye the Science Guy," an unexpected truth emerges from the mists of merriment. The fundamental principles of science and history, playfully intertwined with sustainable energy, now assume an aura of relevance that transcends the bounds of mere nostalgia. It's almost as if Ms. Frizzle and Bill Nye, in their whimsical teachings, have sowed the seeds of historical inspiration that have flourished into the winds of sustainable energy.

In sum, our research magnifies the whimsical nature of scholarly inquiry, punctuating the solemn discourse of academic investigation with moments of irreverent reflection. After all, what's science without a dash of whimsy, and what's history without a chuckle or two? It's a reminder that in the labyrinth of scholarly pursuits, there's always room for a good historical pun – because who doesn't need a bit of "his-story" with their daily dose of correlation analysis?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of historians in Maryland and Biomass power generated in Qatar. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Chronicles of Green Energy: The Historian-Hub Connection"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In the quest to unearth the peculiar linkages that underpin societal dynamics, our study unravels an unexpected relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. Delving into this obscure junction, our findings shed light on the curious interplay of historical insight and sustainable energy production.

Through rigorous data analysis encompassing the years 2012 to 2021, we harnessed information from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. The statistical tango unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of -0.7874099, with the p-value demanding attention at p < 0.01, indicative of a robust and significant association between these seemingly disparate variables.

Our research beckons a whimsical question – do the chronicles of the past, buoyed by the presence of historians in Maryland, wield a mysterious influence on the burgeoning biomass power in Qatar? One might jest that the historical narrations, gilded with the wisdom of bygone eras, may be fueling a narrative of sustainability across distant lands!

As we confront this paradox with academic rigor, the implications of our findings resonate with a surprising depth. This inquiry, while tinged with levity, stands as a testament to the serendipitous connections that permeate the tapestry of our world. Thus, weaving moments of mirth and illumination, our research bridges the chasm between historical retrospection and the commendable strides toward renewable energy, painting a tableau that warrants both contemplation and amusement.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Ah, the fascinating world of research, where the obscure meets the obvious, and the unexpected links arms with the undeniable. As we embark on our scholarly expedition, we invite you to join us on a journey that unwraps the enigmatic relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. Strap on your seat belts, folks, because we're about to navigate through a rollercoaster of historical yarns and sustainable energy statistics – buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride!
Picture this: a group of historians in Maryland, regaling tales from the annals of time, while halfway across the globe in Qatar, biomass power quietly hums to the rhythm of progress. What on earth could historians possibly have in common with the generation of sustainable energy, you ask? Well, dear reader, our findings might just leave you in stitches, or should we say "stitch-ians," as we delve into this unexpected intersection.
Now, before we plunge headfirst into the data pool, let's address the elephant in the lab – how do we even begin to explain this seemingly whimsical connection? It's as if historical narratives, steeped in the resonance of ages past, have silently whispered their way into the winds of change, nudging Qatar's quest for sustainable power. Cue the historians' hearty laughter echoing through time, or perhaps it's just the sound of biomass churning away – a historical pun-dit's dream come true!
Armed with an arsenal of statistical tools and an unyielding determination to unravel this historical-energy enigma, our investigation stirs the pot, leaving no hypothesis unturned. Strap in for a wild ride, folks, because we're about to spin headlong into the world of numbers, graphs, and one-liners that would make even the sternest of statisticians crack a smile. So, hold onto your pocket calculators, it's about to get exponentially punny in here!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of -0.7874099 between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. This negative correlation hints at an intriguing relationship, indicating that as the number of historians in Maryland increases, the biomass power generated in Qatar tends to decrease. It's as if the weight of history and the quest for sustainable energy engage in a dance of paradoxical proportions!
Now, let's not "history" the fact that these findings may raise a few eyebrows – after all, who would have thought that the presence of historians could have an influence on the production of biomass power thousands of miles away? It's a tale as old as time, or at least as old as our data from 2012 to 2021, but it certainly adds a fascinating twist to the narrative of energy production and historical retrospection.
With an r-squared value of 0.6200143, our statistical analysis further accentuates the strength of this correlation. This indicates that approximately 62% of the variability in biomass power generated in Qatar can be explained by the number of historians in Maryland. It's almost like the pages of history are inscribed in the very fabric of sustainable energy, guiding and shaping its trajectory in ways that defy conventional wisdom.
The p-value of less than 0.01 adds an extra layer of significance to our results, reinforcing the robustness of the association between these two seemingly distinct variables. It's as if history and energy have been engaged in a covert tango across time and space, leaving us mere mortals to unravel the intricate steps hidden within the annals of data.
Fig. 1 illustrates this captivating correlation through a scatterplot, visually capturing the interplay between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. The figure serves as a testament to the unexpected convergence of historical narratives and sustainable energy production, inviting contemplation and perhaps a moment of lighthearted reflection on the whimsical vagaries of academic inquiry.
In conclusion, our research unearths an astonishing relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. It not only piques the curiosity of scholars and enthusiasts but also injects a dash of humor into the often-serious landscape of academic investigation. It's a reminder that amidst the labyrinth of complex data and rigorous analysis, there's always room for a good historical pun – after all, who doesn't love a bit of "his-story" with their sustainable energy discourse?

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In unraveling the perplexing bond between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar, our findings have illuminated a dance of historical gravity and sustainable energy kinetics. As we ponder the unexpected correlation coefficient and its implications, it seems that the tales of yore are not merely confined to the pages of history but are inscribed in the very fibers of biomass power generation! It's almost as if historians are inadvertently becoming the unsung authors of sustainable energy narratives – talk about turning the "page" on traditional energy influences!

The statistical tango of -0.7874099 correlation coefficient and a p-value demanding attention at p < 0.01 reveal a narrative woven with threads of peculiarity and significance. As the number of historians in Maryland wax and wane, the biomass power in Qatar dances to an enigmatic rhythm, reminiscent of a historical reenactment with a sustainable twist – a history lesson for the ages, one might say!

The r-squared value of 0.6200143 further cements the compelling nature of this liaison, indicating that the echoes of history resonate across oceans, shaping the very essence of biomass power generation in Qatar. It's as if the echoes of "histor-ion" laughter ripple through time and space, leaving an indelible imprint on the landscape of sustainable energy – a pun-tastic partnership of unmatched proportions!

However, we must assert that no more research is needed in this area. The findings have produced a narrative so captivating and unexpectedly humorous that delving deeper into this realm risks unraveling the delicate fabric of the scientific mystery. So, let's bid adieu to this historical and energetic "odd-issey" with a wink and a nod, reveling in the delightful fusion of history and sustainable energy, and leave it to posterity to ponder this saga of correlation and chuckles!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Chronicles of Green Energy: The Historian-Hub Connection. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Renewable Rubicon: A Journal of Environmental History and Technology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Chronicles of Green Energy: The Historian-Hub Connection. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

Foundation for Sustainable Innovation and Historical Preservation


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Chronicles of Green Energy: The Historian-Hub Connection with an abstract of In the quest to unearth the peculiar linkages that underpin societal dynamics, our study unravels an unexpected relationship between the number of historians in Maryland and the biomass power generated in Qatar. Delving into this obscure junction, our findings shed light on the curious interplay of historical insight and sustainable energy production.
Through rigorous data analysis encompassing the years 2012 to 2021, we harnessed information from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Energy Information Administration. The statistical tango unveiled a striking correlation coefficient of -0.7874099, with the p-value demanding attention at p < 0.01, indicative of a robust and significant association between these seemingly disparate variables.
Our research beckons a whimsical question – do the chronicles of the past, buoyed by the presence of historians in Maryland, wield a mysterious influence on the burgeoning biomass power in Qatar? One might jest that the historical narrations, gilded with the wisdom of bygone eras, may be fueling a narrative of sustainability across distant lands!
As we confront this paradox with academic rigor, the implications of our findings resonate with a surprising depth. This inquiry, while tinged with levity, stands as a testament to the serendipitous connections that permeate the tapestry of our world. Thus, weaving moments of mirth and illumination, our research bridges the chasm between historical retrospection and the commendable strides toward renewable energy, painting a tableau that warrants both contemplation and amusement.

ChatGPT:

historians, Maryland, biomass power, Qatar, historical influence, sustainable energy, correlation coefficient, data analysis, Bureau of Labor Statistics, Energy Information Administration, historical narrations, sustainability, renewable energy, research findings

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Data details

The number of historians in Maryland
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of historians in Maryland
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of historians in Maryland

Biomass power generated in Qatar
Detailed data title: Total biomass power generated in Qatar in billion kWh
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Biomass power generated in Qatar

Correlation r = -0.7874099 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6200143 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 62% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Biomass power generated in Qatar) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of historians in Maryland) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0069. 0.0068522642215570200000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as -0.79 in 0.69% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 146 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ -0.95, -0.31 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012201320142015201620172018201920202021
The number of historians in Maryland (Historians)150120708011011070707060
Biomass power generated in Qatar (Billion kWh)0.010.0760.1020.1190.1230.1290.1350.1180.1340.135068




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
  5. Inverted Y-axis: I inverted the Y-axis on the chart above so that the lines would move together. This is visually pleasing, but not at all intuitive. Below is a line graph that does not invert the Y-axis.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([150,120,70,80,110,110,70,70,70,60,])
array_2 = np.array([0.01,0.076,0.102,0.119,0.123,0.129,0.135,0.118,0.134,0.135068,])
array_1_name = "The number of historians in Maryland"
array_2_name = "Biomass power generated in Qatar"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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