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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Bachelor's degrees awarded in journalism and the second variable is Google searches for 'same day shipping'.  The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of Communication and journalism graduates soared, so did the efficiency in relaying information. This led to better communication within shipping companies, allowing them to deliver on the news of same day shipping options. It seems these graduates really know how to deliver the message, propelling the shipping industry to new heights and proving that when it comes to prompt delivery, they have it down to a fine art!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a scene of a group of students, wearing graduation gowns and mortarboards, lifting their Bachelor's degrees in Communication and journalism amidst a celebration. In the background, a traditional delivery truck from an online retailer with "same day shipping" prominently displayed on the side pulls up behind them. This black-and-white newspaper illustration should capture the excitement and joy of the students while subtly incorporating the modern convenience of online shopping and fast delivery. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Google searches for 'same day shipping'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A TIME magazine cover image A black-and-white newspaper illustration A scene from Skyrim Hyper-realistic Cutsy graphics
ChatGPT: A black-and-white newspaper illustration

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Google searches for 'same day shipping' together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A group of students in graduation gowns celebrate holding their Bachelor's degrees in Communication, journalism, and related programs, as a delivery truck from an online retailer with "same day shipping" emblazoned on the side pulls up behind them, ready to fulfill their last-minute shopping needs.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A black-and-white newspaper illustration ] and depicting this scene: A group of students in graduation gowns celebrate holding their Bachelor's degrees in Communication, journalism, and related programs, as a delivery truck from an online retailer with "same day shipping" emblazoned on the side pulls up behind them, ready to fulfill their last-minute shopping needs. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a scene of a group of students, wearing graduation gowns and mortarboards, lifting their Bachelor's degrees in Communication and journalism amidst a celebration. In the background, a traditional delivery truck from an online retailer with "same day shipping" prominently displayed on the side pulls up behind them. This black-and-white newspaper illustration should capture the excitement and joy of the students while subtly incorporating the modern convenience of online shopping and fast delivery.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs caused same day shipping (Google searches for 'same day shipping') to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Communicating Delivery: The Correlation between Bachelor's Degrees in Communication, Journalism, and Related Programs and 'Same Day Shipping' Google Searches

The Journal of Communication and Consumer Behavior

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Google searches for 'same day shipping'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9669099 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Communicating Delivery: The Correlation between Bachelor's Degrees in Communication, Journalism, and Related Programs and 'Same Day Shipping' Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the volume of Google searches for 'same day shipping'. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we conducted a rigorous analysis covering the period from 2012 to 2021. Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9669099 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a robust association between these seemingly distinct phenomena. While one might initially be tempted to dismiss this correlation as mere coincidence, our results raise thought-provoking questions about the influence of academic pursuits in communication-related disciplines on consumer behavior and online shopping habits. We invite readers to consider the tantalizing possibility that effective communication skills may not only shape the flow of information but also impact the urgency and demands of modern-day delivery services. This study offers a whimsical glimpse into the unexpected intersections of academic disciplines and everyday practicalities, illustrating that the world of statistical correlations can be both enlightening and delightfully surprising.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Google searches for 'same day shipping'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Communicating Delivery: The Correlation between Bachelor's Degrees in Communication, Journalism, and Related Programs and 'Same Day Shipping' Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the volume of Google searches for 'same day shipping'. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we conducted a rigorous analysis covering the period from 2012 to 2021. Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9669099 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a robust association between these seemingly distinct phenomena. While one might initially be tempted to dismiss this correlation as mere coincidence, our results raise thought-provoking questions about the influence of academic pursuits in communication-related disciplines on consumer behavior and online shopping habits. We invite readers to consider the tantalizing possibility that effective communication skills may not only shape the flow of information but also impact the urgency and demands of modern-day delivery services. This study offers a whimsical glimpse into the unexpected intersections of academic disciplines and everyday practicalities, illustrating that the world of statistical correlations can be both enlightening and delightfully surprising.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The intertwining of academic disciplines with real-world phenomena has long been a subject of fascination for researchers across various domains. In this study, we delve into the unlikely nexus of Bachelor's degrees in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the ubiquitous online quest for 'same day shipping'. While the former evokes images of eloquent orators and elegant prose, the latter summons the frenetic pace of modern consumerism and the insistent desire for instant gratification. Despite their apparent incongruity, our research endeavors to uncover the hidden thread that connects these seemingly disparate domains and sheds light on the impact of persuasive communication skills on the urgency of delivery services.

The rise of online shopping has transformed the way consumers interact with businesses, creating an environment where speed and efficiency are paramount. In this digital landscape, the phrase 'same day shipping' has become a mantra of convenience, embodying the relentless pursuit of instant fulfillment. Meanwhile, the field of Communication and journalism education has been traditionally associated with cultivating persuasive, informative, and influential messaging. It is within this intriguing intersection that we aim to explore the underlying relationship between academic pursuits in communication-related disciplines and the online search behavior for expedited shipping options.

The genesis of this research can be traced to a whimsical observation: could there be a connection between the eloquence taught in communication programs and the impatience exhibited in 'same day shipping' searches? While seemingly far-fetched, the potential intertwining of rhetoric and rapid delivery has left us both puzzled and intrigued. Hence, we embark on a rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the mystery behind this unanticipated correlation.

The remainder of this paper is organized as follows: the next section provides a review of relevant literature and theoretical frameworks, elucidating the underpinnings of our investigation. We then outline the methodology employed, followed by a detailed presentation of our findings and their implications. To conclude, we offer reflections on the broader implications of our study and consider the delightful ripples it casts across the otherwise tranquil pond of statistical analysis.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Google searches for 'same day shipping'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Communicating Delivery: The Correlation between Bachelor's Degrees in Communication, Journalism, and Related Programs and 'Same Day Shipping' Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the volume of Google searches for 'same day shipping'. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we conducted a rigorous analysis covering the period from 2012 to 2021. Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9669099 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a robust association between these seemingly distinct phenomena. While one might initially be tempted to dismiss this correlation as mere coincidence, our results raise thought-provoking questions about the influence of academic pursuits in communication-related disciplines on consumer behavior and online shopping habits. We invite readers to consider the tantalizing possibility that effective communication skills may not only shape the flow of information but also impact the urgency and demands of modern-day delivery services. This study offers a whimsical glimpse into the unexpected intersections of academic disciplines and everyday practicalities, illustrating that the world of statistical correlations can be both enlightening and delightfully surprising.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intertwining of academic disciplines with real-world phenomena has long been a subject of fascination for researchers across various domains. In this study, we delve into the unlikely nexus of Bachelor's degrees in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the ubiquitous online quest for 'same day shipping'. While the former evokes images of eloquent orators and elegant prose, the latter summons the frenetic pace of modern consumerism and the insistent desire for instant gratification. Despite their apparent incongruity, our research endeavors to uncover the hidden thread that connects these seemingly disparate domains and sheds light on the impact of persuasive communication skills on the urgency of delivery services.
The rise of online shopping has transformed the way consumers interact with businesses, creating an environment where speed and efficiency are paramount. In this digital landscape, the phrase 'same day shipping' has become a mantra of convenience, embodying the relentless pursuit of instant fulfillment. Meanwhile, the field of Communication and journalism education has been traditionally associated with cultivating persuasive, informative, and influential messaging. It is within this intriguing intersection that we aim to explore the underlying relationship between academic pursuits in communication-related disciplines and the online search behavior for expedited shipping options.
The genesis of this research can be traced to a whimsical observation: could there be a connection between the eloquence taught in communication programs and the impatience exhibited in 'same day shipping' searches? While seemingly far-fetched, the potential intertwining of rhetoric and rapid delivery has left us both puzzled and intrigued. Hence, we embark on a rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the mystery behind this unanticipated correlation.
The remainder of this paper is organized as follows: the next section provides a review of relevant literature and theoretical frameworks, elucidating the underpinnings of our investigation. We then outline the methodology employed, followed by a detailed presentation of our findings and their implications. To conclude, we offer reflections on the broader implications of our study and consider the delightful ripples it casts across the otherwise tranquil pond of statistical analysis.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2015) elucidated the pivotal role of communication skills in shaping consumer behavior, laying the foundation for our exploration into the connection between Bachelor's degrees in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Google searches for 'same day shipping'. The authors astutely noted that effective communication can influence individuals' perceptions and decision-making processes, a phenomenon that reverberates across various domains, including online shopping habits. As we delved deeper into the annals of scholarly inquiry, we encountered Jones's comprehensive analysis (2018) on the evolution of delivery services in the digital age. Jones's work not only underscores the burgeoning significance of expedited shipping options but also alludes to the subtle interplay between consumer expectations and service providers' capabilities.

Building upon these foundational studies, our gaze turned towards the broader landscape of literature that might offer tangentially related insights. Works such as "The Psychology of Influence and Persuasion" by X. Y. Author (2019) and "Media Power in Politics" by Z. W. Scholar (2017) provided intriguing perspectives on the influence of persuasive messaging and media communication, infusing our investigation with a rich tapestry of theoretical underpinnings. Additionally, the fictional account "Dispatches from the Express Delivery Zone" by A. Novel (2020) delicately wove together a narrative that, while purely imaginative, hinted at the potential intersections between effective communication and the swift dispatch of goods.

While the scholarly literature formed the bedrock of our inquiry, we also drew inspiration from unexpected sources that yielded surreptitious parallels. The board game "Speedy Couriers: The Quest for Same Day Delivery" encouraged a whimsical examination of delivery logistics and the urgency imbued in rapid shipping, offering a playful divergence from the staid confines of academic discourse. Furthermore, the fictional novel "The Art of Expressive Dispatches" by Q. Fiction (2015) artfully navigated the terrain of expressive communication and clandestinely beckoned us to consider the frivolity of our inquiry with a knowing wink.

Embracing the spirit of scholarly exploration with a dash of levity, our foray into the literature not only fortified the intellectual foundations of our study but also imbued it with an infectious sense of wonder and curiosity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Google searches for 'same day shipping'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends . You used data from 2012 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Communicating Delivery: The Correlation between Bachelor's Degrees in Communication, Journalism, and Related Programs and 'Same Day Shipping' Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the volume of Google searches for 'same day shipping'. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we conducted a rigorous analysis covering the period from 2012 to 2021. Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9669099 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a robust association between these seemingly distinct phenomena. While one might initially be tempted to dismiss this correlation as mere coincidence, our results raise thought-provoking questions about the influence of academic pursuits in communication-related disciplines on consumer behavior and online shopping habits. We invite readers to consider the tantalizing possibility that effective communication skills may not only shape the flow of information but also impact the urgency and demands of modern-day delivery services. This study offers a whimsical glimpse into the unexpected intersections of academic disciplines and everyday practicalities, illustrating that the world of statistical correlations can be both enlightening and delightfully surprising.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intertwining of academic disciplines with real-world phenomena has long been a subject of fascination for researchers across various domains. In this study, we delve into the unlikely nexus of Bachelor's degrees in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the ubiquitous online quest for 'same day shipping'. While the former evokes images of eloquent orators and elegant prose, the latter summons the frenetic pace of modern consumerism and the insistent desire for instant gratification. Despite their apparent incongruity, our research endeavors to uncover the hidden thread that connects these seemingly disparate domains and sheds light on the impact of persuasive communication skills on the urgency of delivery services.
The rise of online shopping has transformed the way consumers interact with businesses, creating an environment where speed and efficiency are paramount. In this digital landscape, the phrase 'same day shipping' has become a mantra of convenience, embodying the relentless pursuit of instant fulfillment. Meanwhile, the field of Communication and journalism education has been traditionally associated with cultivating persuasive, informative, and influential messaging. It is within this intriguing intersection that we aim to explore the underlying relationship between academic pursuits in communication-related disciplines and the online search behavior for expedited shipping options.
The genesis of this research can be traced to a whimsical observation: could there be a connection between the eloquence taught in communication programs and the impatience exhibited in 'same day shipping' searches? While seemingly far-fetched, the potential intertwining of rhetoric and rapid delivery has left us both puzzled and intrigued. Hence, we embark on a rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the mystery behind this unanticipated correlation.
The remainder of this paper is organized as follows: the next section provides a review of relevant literature and theoretical frameworks, elucidating the underpinnings of our investigation. We then outline the methodology employed, followed by a detailed presentation of our findings and their implications. To conclude, we offer reflections on the broader implications of our study and consider the delightful ripples it casts across the otherwise tranquil pond of statistical analysis.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the volume of Google searches for 'same day shipping', a comprehensive methodology was employed. This study hinged upon the amalgamation of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, spanning the time frame of 2012 to 2021. The rationale behind this time span selection was both practical and whimsically inspired; we sought to capture the evolution of communications education and the proliferation of express delivery expectations in the contemporary digital age.

The initial step of our methodology involved wrangling and harmonizing datasets, a task that required a balanced blend of technical acumen and an appreciation for the idiosyncrasies of data sources. The National Center for Education Statistics provided us with a rich tapestry of information on the conferral of Bachelor's degrees in Communication, journalism, and related programs. We must applaud the diligent data custodians who meticulously cataloged these academic accolades, allowing us to traverse through the labyrinth of educational attainment with scholarly determination.

On the other hand, our foray into the vast expanse of Google Trends was akin to embarking on a digital treasure hunt, where the sought-after treasure was not gold doubloons, but rather the elusive patterns of 'same day shipping' searches. Navigating the peaks and troughs of search volume over a multitudinous landscape of internet inquiries, we uncovered a veritable trove of consumer intent, mined within the virtual caverns of Google's data repositories.

Having amassed these diverse sources of information, our analysis commenced with the application of rigorous statistical techniques, including but not limited to regression analysis and time series modeling. The statistical tools at our disposal were wielded with a deft hand, akin to a maestro conducting a symphony of numbers and variables, orchestrating a musical ensemble of data points and correlations.

It is important to note that our research team also took into account the potential confounding variables and covariates that could influence our findings. As any discerning researcher would attest, accounting for extraneous factors is akin to fending off unseen adversaries in the labyrinth of statistical inference. With the dexterity of an intellectual swordsman, we meticulously controlled for pertinent variables, ensuring that our analysis bore the imprimatur of scholarly rigor and methodological finesse.

Furthermore, the utilization of time series analysis allowed us to capture the temporal dynamics of both academic pursuits in communication-related fields and the ebb and flow of 'same day shipping' searches. This temporal vantage point was akin to peering through a chrono-seismic lens, discerning the pulsating rhythms of academic milestones and consumer exigencies in the digital realm.

In sum, our methodology was a calculated, yet whimsically serendipitous journey through the digital corridors of academia and consumer behavior. Suffused with a sense of academic adventure, we navigated through data landscapes and statistical thickets, emerging with a tapestry of findings that shed light on the enigmatic interplay between communication education and the zeitgeist of express delivery.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Google searches for 'same day shipping'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends .

For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9669099, r-squared of 0.9349148, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Communicating Delivery: The Correlation between Bachelor's Degrees in Communication, Journalism, and Related Programs and 'Same Day Shipping' Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the volume of Google searches for 'same day shipping'. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we conducted a rigorous analysis covering the period from 2012 to 2021. Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9669099 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a robust association between these seemingly distinct phenomena. While one might initially be tempted to dismiss this correlation as mere coincidence, our results raise thought-provoking questions about the influence of academic pursuits in communication-related disciplines on consumer behavior and online shopping habits. We invite readers to consider the tantalizing possibility that effective communication skills may not only shape the flow of information but also impact the urgency and demands of modern-day delivery services. This study offers a whimsical glimpse into the unexpected intersections of academic disciplines and everyday practicalities, illustrating that the world of statistical correlations can be both enlightening and delightfully surprising.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intertwining of academic disciplines with real-world phenomena has long been a subject of fascination for researchers across various domains. In this study, we delve into the unlikely nexus of Bachelor's degrees in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the ubiquitous online quest for 'same day shipping'. While the former evokes images of eloquent orators and elegant prose, the latter summons the frenetic pace of modern consumerism and the insistent desire for instant gratification. Despite their apparent incongruity, our research endeavors to uncover the hidden thread that connects these seemingly disparate domains and sheds light on the impact of persuasive communication skills on the urgency of delivery services.
The rise of online shopping has transformed the way consumers interact with businesses, creating an environment where speed and efficiency are paramount. In this digital landscape, the phrase 'same day shipping' has become a mantra of convenience, embodying the relentless pursuit of instant fulfillment. Meanwhile, the field of Communication and journalism education has been traditionally associated with cultivating persuasive, informative, and influential messaging. It is within this intriguing intersection that we aim to explore the underlying relationship between academic pursuits in communication-related disciplines and the online search behavior for expedited shipping options.
The genesis of this research can be traced to a whimsical observation: could there be a connection between the eloquence taught in communication programs and the impatience exhibited in 'same day shipping' searches? While seemingly far-fetched, the potential intertwining of rhetoric and rapid delivery has left us both puzzled and intrigued. Hence, we embark on a rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the mystery behind this unanticipated correlation.
The remainder of this paper is organized as follows: the next section provides a review of relevant literature and theoretical frameworks, elucidating the underpinnings of our investigation. We then outline the methodology employed, followed by a detailed presentation of our findings and their implications. To conclude, we offer reflections on the broader implications of our study and consider the delightful ripples it casts across the otherwise tranquil pond of statistical analysis.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we found a remarkably strong correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the volume of Google searches for 'same day shipping' over the period from 2012 to 2021. The correlation coefficient obtained was 0.9669099, with an r-squared value of 0.9349148, and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. As seen in Figure 1, the scatterplot illustrates the striking alignment of these two divergent phenomena, depicting a near-linear association that beckons further investigation.

The robust correlation uncovered in this analysis prompts contemplation on the intriguing interplay between communication education and consumer behavior. While it may seem improbable at first glance, the link between the art of effective discourse and the immediacy of delivery services hints at a captivating convergence of academic influence and practical exigencies.

It is worth noting that our findings, apart from establishing a notable statistical relationship, spotlight the enigmatic and whimsical aspects of seemingly incongruous phenomena entwining unexpectedly. This study unearths a fascinating correlation that not only broadens the horizons of academic inquiries but also imparts a sense of merriment in the midst of empirical examinations. The fusion of analytical rigor and whimsy amplifies the allure of statistical exploration, demonstrating that even seemingly disparate subjects can form an unexpectedly harmonious duet in the theater of research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Google searches for 'same day shipping'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Communicating Delivery: The Correlation between Bachelor's Degrees in Communication, Journalism, and Related Programs and 'Same Day Shipping' Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the volume of Google searches for 'same day shipping'. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we conducted a rigorous analysis covering the period from 2012 to 2021. Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9669099 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a robust association between these seemingly distinct phenomena. While one might initially be tempted to dismiss this correlation as mere coincidence, our results raise thought-provoking questions about the influence of academic pursuits in communication-related disciplines on consumer behavior and online shopping habits. We invite readers to consider the tantalizing possibility that effective communication skills may not only shape the flow of information but also impact the urgency and demands of modern-day delivery services. This study offers a whimsical glimpse into the unexpected intersections of academic disciplines and everyday practicalities, illustrating that the world of statistical correlations can be both enlightening and delightfully surprising.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2015) elucidated the pivotal role of communication skills in shaping consumer behavior, laying the foundation for our exploration into the connection between Bachelor's degrees in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Google searches for 'same day shipping'. The authors astutely noted that effective communication can influence individuals' perceptions and decision-making processes, a phenomenon that reverberates across various domains, including online shopping habits. As we delved deeper into the annals of scholarly inquiry, we encountered Jones's comprehensive analysis (2018) on the evolution of delivery services in the digital age. Jones's work not only underscores the burgeoning significance of expedited shipping options but also alludes to the subtle interplay between consumer expectations and service providers' capabilities.
Building upon these foundational studies, our gaze turned towards the broader landscape of literature that might offer tangentially related insights. Works such as "The Psychology of Influence and Persuasion" by X. Y. Author (2019) and "Media Power in Politics" by Z. W. Scholar (2017) provided intriguing perspectives on the influence of persuasive messaging and media communication, infusing our investigation with a rich tapestry of theoretical underpinnings. Additionally, the fictional account "Dispatches from the Express Delivery Zone" by A. Novel (2020) delicately wove together a narrative that, while purely imaginative, hinted at the potential intersections between effective communication and the swift dispatch of goods.
While the scholarly literature formed the bedrock of our inquiry, we also drew inspiration from unexpected sources that yielded surreptitious parallels. The board game "Speedy Couriers: The Quest for Same Day Delivery" encouraged a whimsical examination of delivery logistics and the urgency imbued in rapid shipping, offering a playful divergence from the staid confines of academic discourse. Furthermore, the fictional novel "The Art of Expressive Dispatches" by Q. Fiction (2015) artfully navigated the terrain of expressive communication and clandestinely beckoned us to consider the frivolity of our inquiry with a knowing wink.
Embracing the spirit of scholarly exploration with a dash of levity, our foray into the literature not only fortified the intellectual foundations of our study but also imbued it with an infectious sense of wonder and curiosity.

[[RESULTS]]
Using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we found a remarkably strong correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the volume of Google searches for 'same day shipping' over the period from 2012 to 2021. The correlation coefficient obtained was 0.9669099, with an r-squared value of 0.9349148, and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. As seen in Figure 1, the scatterplot illustrates the striking alignment of these two divergent phenomena, depicting a near-linear association that beckons further investigation.
The robust correlation uncovered in this analysis prompts contemplation on the intriguing interplay between communication education and consumer behavior. While it may seem improbable at first glance, the link between the art of effective discourse and the immediacy of delivery services hints at a captivating convergence of academic influence and practical exigencies.
It is worth noting that our findings, apart from establishing a notable statistical relationship, spotlight the enigmatic and whimsical aspects of seemingly incongruous phenomena entwining unexpectedly. This study unearths a fascinating correlation that not only broadens the horizons of academic inquiries but also imparts a sense of merriment in the midst of empirical examinations. The fusion of analytical rigor and whimsy amplifies the allure of statistical exploration, demonstrating that even seemingly disparate subjects can form an unexpectedly harmonious duet in the theater of research.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of the present study robustly bolster the existing body of knowledge regarding the interplay between academic pursuits in communication-related disciplines and the practical exigencies of contemporary consumer behavior. The strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9669099 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 not only affirm the validity of our inquiry but also beckon forth a myriad of quirky musings.

The humorous asides encountered in the literature review, including a fictional account of "Dispatches from the Express Delivery Zone" by A. Novel, and the board game "Speedy Couriers: The Quest for Same Day Delivery" proved to be unexpected fountains of inspiration, subtly nudging us towards the baffling yet tantalizing connection between persuasive discourse and the urgency of swift shipping. Who would have thought that a board game could sow the seeds of academic inquiry? The whimsy of these tangential sources is a delightful reminder that scholarly pursuits need not always be impeded by the shackles of solemnity.

Moreover, our results joyfully validate the insightful observations put forth by Smith and Doe (2015) and Jones (2018) regarding the profound impact of effective communication on consumer behavior and the evolution of delivery services. What might have initially seemed like a farcical foray into the realms of academia has now emerged as a compelling testament to the unexpected entwining of seemingly incongruous disciplines. While our investigation may have commenced with an air of whimsy, the robust statistical underpinnings have lent it an air of legitimacy, underscoring the multifaceted nature of statistical inquiry.

Our study echoes the sentiment that the world of statistical inquiry can be fascinating and delightfully mysterious. It serves as a whimsical reminder that even the most ostensibly unconnected phenomena may harmonize in the grand symphony of scholarly exploration. In a sense, this study reinforces the notion that statistical correlations, though often staid and rigid, possess the capacity for sprightly capers and unexpected waltzes. Truly, the world of empirical inquiry never fails to surprise and enchant.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and Google searches for 'same day shipping'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Communicating Delivery: The Correlation between Bachelor's Degrees in Communication, Journalism, and Related Programs and 'Same Day Shipping' Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the volume of Google searches for 'same day shipping'. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we conducted a rigorous analysis covering the period from 2012 to 2021. Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9669099 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a robust association between these seemingly distinct phenomena. While one might initially be tempted to dismiss this correlation as mere coincidence, our results raise thought-provoking questions about the influence of academic pursuits in communication-related disciplines on consumer behavior and online shopping habits. We invite readers to consider the tantalizing possibility that effective communication skills may not only shape the flow of information but also impact the urgency and demands of modern-day delivery services. This study offers a whimsical glimpse into the unexpected intersections of academic disciplines and everyday practicalities, illustrating that the world of statistical correlations can be both enlightening and delightfully surprising.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intertwining of academic disciplines with real-world phenomena has long been a subject of fascination for researchers across various domains. In this study, we delve into the unlikely nexus of Bachelor's degrees in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the ubiquitous online quest for 'same day shipping'. While the former evokes images of eloquent orators and elegant prose, the latter summons the frenetic pace of modern consumerism and the insistent desire for instant gratification. Despite their apparent incongruity, our research endeavors to uncover the hidden thread that connects these seemingly disparate domains and sheds light on the impact of persuasive communication skills on the urgency of delivery services.
The rise of online shopping has transformed the way consumers interact with businesses, creating an environment where speed and efficiency are paramount. In this digital landscape, the phrase 'same day shipping' has become a mantra of convenience, embodying the relentless pursuit of instant fulfillment. Meanwhile, the field of Communication and journalism education has been traditionally associated with cultivating persuasive, informative, and influential messaging. It is within this intriguing intersection that we aim to explore the underlying relationship between academic pursuits in communication-related disciplines and the online search behavior for expedited shipping options.
The genesis of this research can be traced to a whimsical observation: could there be a connection between the eloquence taught in communication programs and the impatience exhibited in 'same day shipping' searches? While seemingly far-fetched, the potential intertwining of rhetoric and rapid delivery has left us both puzzled and intrigued. Hence, we embark on a rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the mystery behind this unanticipated correlation.
The remainder of this paper is organized as follows: the next section provides a review of relevant literature and theoretical frameworks, elucidating the underpinnings of our investigation. We then outline the methodology employed, followed by a detailed presentation of our findings and their implications. To conclude, we offer reflections on the broader implications of our study and consider the delightful ripples it casts across the otherwise tranquil pond of statistical analysis.

[[RESULTS]]
Using data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we found a remarkably strong correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the volume of Google searches for 'same day shipping' over the period from 2012 to 2021. The correlation coefficient obtained was 0.9669099, with an r-squared value of 0.9349148, and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. As seen in Figure 1, the scatterplot illustrates the striking alignment of these two divergent phenomena, depicting a near-linear association that beckons further investigation.
The robust correlation uncovered in this analysis prompts contemplation on the intriguing interplay between communication education and consumer behavior. While it may seem improbable at first glance, the link between the art of effective discourse and the immediacy of delivery services hints at a captivating convergence of academic influence and practical exigencies.
It is worth noting that our findings, apart from establishing a notable statistical relationship, spotlight the enigmatic and whimsical aspects of seemingly incongruous phenomena entwining unexpectedly. This study unearths a fascinating correlation that not only broadens the horizons of academic inquiries but also imparts a sense of merriment in the midst of empirical examinations. The fusion of analytical rigor and whimsy amplifies the allure of statistical exploration, demonstrating that even seemingly disparate subjects can form an unexpectedly harmonious duet in the theater of research.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has shed light on the captivating correlation between the conferral of Bachelor's degrees in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the prevalence of 'same day shipping' Google searches. The remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.9669099 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 indicate a compelling association between these ostensibly unrelated phenomena. Our findings unveil a whimsical dance of data, where the eloquence fostered by communication education seemingly waltzes with the urgency epitomized by expedited shipping queries. This unexpected pairing invites a playful pondering of the intersection between persuasive communication and the modern-day impatience for swift delivery. It seems that the pen truly may be mightier than the sword, as our results imply that the power of linguistic prowess may extend beyond rhetoric and into the realm of consumer behavior and logistical preferences.

This study offers a refreshing divergence from the usual staid and solemn analyses, injecting a sense of mirth into the often sober domain of statistical inquiry. The confluence of academia and everyday practicalities woven through our findings serves as a delightful reminder of the whimsy that can emerge from the most improbable correlations. As we bask in the merriment of this unanticipated fusion, we are left with the resounding notion that the pursuit of knowledge need not always unfold with stern solemnity but can embrace the levity of unexpected discoveries.

In light of these revelatory findings, we assert with confidence that further research in this domain would be akin to flogging a deceased equine. Our analysis has unfurled the enigmatic tapestry of communication education's influence on consumer urgency, leaving little room for doubt or skepticism. Thus, we tip our metaphorical hats and bid adieu to this line of inquiry, secure in the knowledge that our journey has ended in the joyous discovery that statistical analysis can indeed harbor a rich seam of whimsy and unexpected revelations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Communicating Delivery: The Correlation between Bachelor's Degrees in Communication, Journalism, and Related Programs and 'Same Day Shipping' Google Searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Communication and Consumer Behavior


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Communicating Delivery: The Correlation between Bachelor's Degrees in Communication, Journalism, and Related Programs and 'Same Day Shipping' Google Searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Media and Logistics Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Communicating Delivery: The Correlation between Bachelor's Degrees in Communication, Journalism, and Related Programs and 'Same Day Shipping' Google Searches with an abstract of This study examines the intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in Communication, journalism, and related programs and the volume of Google searches for 'same day shipping'. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we conducted a rigorous analysis covering the period from 2012 to 2021. Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9669099 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a robust association between these seemingly distinct phenomena. While one might initially be tempted to dismiss this correlation as mere coincidence, our results raise thought-provoking questions about the influence of academic pursuits in communication-related disciplines on consumer behavior and online shopping habits. We invite readers to consider the tantalizing possibility that effective communication skills may not only shape the flow of information but also impact the urgency and demands of modern-day delivery services. This study offers a whimsical glimpse into the unexpected intersections of academic disciplines and everyday practicalities, illustrating that the world of statistical correlations can be both enlightening and delightfully surprising.

ChatGPT:

Bachelor's degrees in Communication, journalism degrees, Google Trends, National Center for Education Statistics, same day shipping, academic disciplines, correlation coefficient, consumer behavior, online shopping habits, delivery services, statistical correlations, communication-related disciplines

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Data details

Bachelor's degrees awarded in journalism
Detailed data title: Bachelor's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions, in field of study: Communication, journalism, and related programs
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
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Google searches for 'same day shipping'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'same day shipping' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

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Correlation r = 0.9669099 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9349148 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 93.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'same day shipping') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Bachelor's degrees awarded in journalism) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.04E-6. 0.0000050398650099231925000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.97 in 0.000504% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 198,418 random variables You don't actually need 198 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.86, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Bachelor's degrees awarded in journalism (Degrees awarded)83771848188761290658925519379492289925289176390775
Google searches for 'same day shipping' (Rel. search volume)32.666735.166736.583346.416752.7559.333355.08335348.916750.25




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,213 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 635,695,369 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([83771,84818,87612,90658,92551,93794,92289,92528,91763,90775,])
array_2 = np.array([32.6667,35.1667,36.5833,46.4167,52.75,59.3333,55.0833,53,48.9167,50.25,])
array_1_name = "Bachelor's degrees awarded in journalism"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'same day shipping'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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