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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Bachelor's degrees awarded in Precision production and the second variable is The number of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey.  The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of precision production Bachelor's degrees awarded decreased, there was a corresponding decrease in the production of perfectly calibrated parking meters. This led to a surplus of malfunctioning meters in New Jersey, making the job of parking enforcement workers increasingly frustrating and ultimately causing many of them to seek alternative career paths in less finicky fields.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Create an image that symbolizes achievement and order. Show a group of joyful graduates in academic gowns proudly holding their Bachelor's degrees aloft on a grand stage within a large auditorium. In stark contrast, outside the auditorium set in a bustling New Jersey city street, depict vigilant parking enforcement workers meticulously inspecting vehicles for parking violations, ensuring strict adherence to parking regulations. Visualize the duality of celebratory accomplishment and diligent order maintenance in the same setting. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Bachelor's degrees awarded in Precision production and The number of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie Symbolism Voxel art
ChatGPT: Symbolism

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Bachelor's degrees awarded in Precision production and The number of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a large auditorium, a group of graduates proudly holds their Bachelor's degrees in Precision production, smiling and celebrating as they stand in front of a stage. Outside the auditorium, in a bustling city street in New Jersey, several parking enforcement workers diligently check cars for parking violations, ensuring order and compliance with parking regulations.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Symbolism ] and depicting this scene: In a large auditorium, a group of graduates proudly holds their Bachelor's degrees in Precision production, smiling and celebrating as they stand in front of a stage. Outside the auditorium, in a bustling city street in New Jersey, several parking enforcement workers diligently check cars for parking violations, ensuring order and compliance with parking regulations. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Create an image that symbolizes achievement and order. Show a group of joyful graduates in academic gowns proudly holding their Bachelor's degrees aloft on a grand stage within a large auditorium. In stark contrast, outside the auditorium set in a bustling New Jersey city street, depict vigilant parking enforcement workers meticulously inspecting vehicles for parking violations, ensuring strict adherence to parking regulations. Visualize the duality of celebratory accomplishment and diligent order maintenance in the same setting.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Bachelor's degrees awarded in Precision production caused The number of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey to decrease. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Parking Lot Precision: The Curious Link Between Precision Production Degrees and Parking Enforcement Workers in New Jersey

The Journal of Peculiar Occupational Patterns

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Precision production and The number of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9066293 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Parking Lot Precision: The Curious Link Between Precision Production Degrees and Parking Enforcement Workers in New Jersey"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examine an unexpected and undeniably intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in precision production and the employment of parking enforcement workers in the illustrious state of New Jersey. While the correlation may seem as peculiar as finding a parking ticket on a deserted road, our analysis reveals a striking connection worthy of attention.

Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to unravel this enigmatic correlation, and our findings left us astounded, much like a driver discovering a parking spot right in front of the entrance to a busy shopping mall during the holiday season. The correlation coefficient of 0.9066293 and p < 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021 reflects a remarkably strong association between these seemingly unrelated metrics, leaving us pondering if perhaps precision in production spills over into meticulous monitoring of parking violations.

As we delved deeper, we pondered the question: do those with a knack for precision gravitate towards ensuring parking order, or does the demand for parking enforcement spur a fascination with precision production? Much like trying to find the ideal parallel park, this mystery beckons for further exploration.

Through this research, we hope to bring light-heartedness to the sometimes serious realm of academic inquiry and leave our readers with a grin, much like the one that comes with finding an elusive parking spot just when it seemed all hope was lost.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Precision production and The number of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Parking Lot Precision: The Curious Link Between Precision Production Degrees and Parking Enforcement Workers in New Jersey"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examine an unexpected and undeniably intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in precision production and the employment of parking enforcement workers in the illustrious state of New Jersey. While the correlation may seem as peculiar as finding a parking ticket on a deserted road, our analysis reveals a striking connection worthy of attention.

Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to unravel this enigmatic correlation, and our findings left us astounded, much like a driver discovering a parking spot right in front of the entrance to a busy shopping mall during the holiday season. The correlation coefficient of 0.9066293 and p < 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021 reflects a remarkably strong association between these seemingly unrelated metrics, leaving us pondering if perhaps precision in production spills over into meticulous monitoring of parking violations.

As we delved deeper, we pondered the question: do those with a knack for precision gravitate towards ensuring parking order, or does the demand for parking enforcement spur a fascination with precision production? Much like trying to find the ideal parallel park, this mystery beckons for further exploration.

Through this research, we hope to bring light-heartedness to the sometimes serious realm of academic inquiry and leave our readers with a grin, much like the one that comes with finding an elusive parking spot just when it seemed all hope was lost.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The relationship between educational attainment and labor market outcomes has long been a subject of scholarly inquiry and policy interest. In the realm of Precision Production degrees and the number of Parking Enforcement Workers in New Jersey, this connection has raised eyebrows and piqued curiosity like a driver spotting an ice cream truck on a sweltering summer day.

The decision to delve into this seemingly incongruous link stemmed from a chance observation, much like spotting a rare bird in a crowded urban jungle - it left us both bewildered and amused. As we embarked on this academic escapade, we couldn't resist the thought: why did the precision production graduate cross the road? To get to the other curb, of course.

Our research aims to shed light on the unexpected correlation between the number of Precision Production bachelor's degrees conferred and the employment of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. This investigation promises to be as captivating as a nail-biting parallel parking maneuver, leaving us teetering at the edge of our seats in anticipation of the unexpected.

Before delving into the empirical findings, it is essential to appreciate the demand for precision in both production processes and parking enforcement. Much like the quest for the perfect punchline, precision in manufacturing and maintaining order in parking facilities demand an attention to detail that rivals the scrutiny of a math teacher grading an exam.

The presence of this curious correlation may evoke a chuckle, much like the realization that a hefty parking fine awaits us after returning to our vehicle seven minutes late. Nevertheless, as scholars with a penchant for the unconventional, we are determined to unravel this connection with the tenacity of a determined motorist circling the block in search of a vacant spot.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Precision production and The number of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Parking Lot Precision: The Curious Link Between Precision Production Degrees and Parking Enforcement Workers in New Jersey"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examine an unexpected and undeniably intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in precision production and the employment of parking enforcement workers in the illustrious state of New Jersey. While the correlation may seem as peculiar as finding a parking ticket on a deserted road, our analysis reveals a striking connection worthy of attention.

Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to unravel this enigmatic correlation, and our findings left us astounded, much like a driver discovering a parking spot right in front of the entrance to a busy shopping mall during the holiday season. The correlation coefficient of 0.9066293 and p < 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021 reflects a remarkably strong association between these seemingly unrelated metrics, leaving us pondering if perhaps precision in production spills over into meticulous monitoring of parking violations.

As we delved deeper, we pondered the question: do those with a knack for precision gravitate towards ensuring parking order, or does the demand for parking enforcement spur a fascination with precision production? Much like trying to find the ideal parallel park, this mystery beckons for further exploration.

Through this research, we hope to bring light-heartedness to the sometimes serious realm of academic inquiry and leave our readers with a grin, much like the one that comes with finding an elusive parking spot just when it seemed all hope was lost.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between educational attainment and labor market outcomes has long been a subject of scholarly inquiry and policy interest. In the realm of Precision Production degrees and the number of Parking Enforcement Workers in New Jersey, this connection has raised eyebrows and piqued curiosity like a driver spotting an ice cream truck on a sweltering summer day.
The decision to delve into this seemingly incongruous link stemmed from a chance observation, much like spotting a rare bird in a crowded urban jungle - it left us both bewildered and amused. As we embarked on this academic escapade, we couldn't resist the thought: why did the precision production graduate cross the road? To get to the other curb, of course.
Our research aims to shed light on the unexpected correlation between the number of Precision Production bachelor's degrees conferred and the employment of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. This investigation promises to be as captivating as a nail-biting parallel parking maneuver, leaving us teetering at the edge of our seats in anticipation of the unexpected.
Before delving into the empirical findings, it is essential to appreciate the demand for precision in both production processes and parking enforcement. Much like the quest for the perfect punchline, precision in manufacturing and maintaining order in parking facilities demand an attention to detail that rivals the scrutiny of a math teacher grading an exam.
The presence of this curious correlation may evoke a chuckle, much like the realization that a hefty parking fine awaits us after returning to our vehicle seven minutes late. Nevertheless, as scholars with a penchant for the unconventional, we are determined to unravel this connection with the tenacity of a determined motorist circling the block in search of a vacant spot.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith et al. (2015)," the authors find a surprising positive correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in precision production and the employment of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. This unusual relationship has sparked curiosity in academic circles akin to finding a full parking lot at a quiet library on a Saturday morning.

Diving further into this correlation, "Doe (2018)" highlights the potential impact of automation and technological advancements in precision production on the demand for vigilant parking enforcement. It appears that the intricate precision skills honed in production could be spilling into the meticulous monitoring of parking violations, much like a meticulous parallel parker ensuring they are perfectly aligned with the curb.

Furthermore, "Jones (2020)" delves into the societal implications of this correlation, suggesting that individuals with an inclination towards precision production may gravitate towards roles that demand a similar attention to detail, such as parking enforcement. This assertion raises the question: do those with an affinity for precision seek out parking order, or does the need for parking enforcement cultivate an interest in precision production? It's as though we're asking whether the chicken or the egg came first when it comes to precision-related career paths.

Turning to non-fiction books related to this topic, "The New Industrial Engineering: Information Technology and Business (2016)" and "Statistics for Parking Management (2019)" provide valuable insights into the interplay of technological advancements, data analysis, and the management of parking facilities. They offer a fascinating parallel to our exploration of the connection between precision production and parking enforcement, much like a detective novel that unexpectedly converges with a guide to innovative manufacturing techniques.

On the fictional front, the classic "Brave New Parking Spaces" and the whimsical "The Chronicles of Parallel Parking" offer imaginative portrayals of futuristic parking dynamics that, albeit fictional, bear an uncanny resemblance to the intrigue we're encountering in our real-world investigation. It's almost like reading a science fiction novel and wondering if the plot is less far-fetched than initially imagined.

As for TV shows, the researchers have taken a lighthearted approach to their investigation, drawing inspiration from the meticulous attention to detail seen in "Parks and Recreation" and the precision-focused challenges of "The Great British Parking Bake Off." These shows provided both entertainment and valuable insights into the world of organized spaces, much like stumbling upon a sitcom that unexpectedly touches on the very topic of your research.

With these diverse sources in mind, the authors aim to blend scholarly inquiry with a playful spirit, much like a skilled juggler balancing intricate theories with lighthearted banter in the academic circus.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Precision production and The number of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2012 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Parking Lot Precision: The Curious Link Between Precision Production Degrees and Parking Enforcement Workers in New Jersey"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examine an unexpected and undeniably intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in precision production and the employment of parking enforcement workers in the illustrious state of New Jersey. While the correlation may seem as peculiar as finding a parking ticket on a deserted road, our analysis reveals a striking connection worthy of attention.

Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to unravel this enigmatic correlation, and our findings left us astounded, much like a driver discovering a parking spot right in front of the entrance to a busy shopping mall during the holiday season. The correlation coefficient of 0.9066293 and p < 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021 reflects a remarkably strong association between these seemingly unrelated metrics, leaving us pondering if perhaps precision in production spills over into meticulous monitoring of parking violations.

As we delved deeper, we pondered the question: do those with a knack for precision gravitate towards ensuring parking order, or does the demand for parking enforcement spur a fascination with precision production? Much like trying to find the ideal parallel park, this mystery beckons for further exploration.

Through this research, we hope to bring light-heartedness to the sometimes serious realm of academic inquiry and leave our readers with a grin, much like the one that comes with finding an elusive parking spot just when it seemed all hope was lost.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between educational attainment and labor market outcomes has long been a subject of scholarly inquiry and policy interest. In the realm of Precision Production degrees and the number of Parking Enforcement Workers in New Jersey, this connection has raised eyebrows and piqued curiosity like a driver spotting an ice cream truck on a sweltering summer day.
The decision to delve into this seemingly incongruous link stemmed from a chance observation, much like spotting a rare bird in a crowded urban jungle - it left us both bewildered and amused. As we embarked on this academic escapade, we couldn't resist the thought: why did the precision production graduate cross the road? To get to the other curb, of course.
Our research aims to shed light on the unexpected correlation between the number of Precision Production bachelor's degrees conferred and the employment of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. This investigation promises to be as captivating as a nail-biting parallel parking maneuver, leaving us teetering at the edge of our seats in anticipation of the unexpected.
Before delving into the empirical findings, it is essential to appreciate the demand for precision in both production processes and parking enforcement. Much like the quest for the perfect punchline, precision in manufacturing and maintaining order in parking facilities demand an attention to detail that rivals the scrutiny of a math teacher grading an exam.
The presence of this curious correlation may evoke a chuckle, much like the realization that a hefty parking fine awaits us after returning to our vehicle seven minutes late. Nevertheless, as scholars with a penchant for the unconventional, we are determined to unravel this connection with the tenacity of a determined motorist circling the block in search of a vacant spot.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the peculiar association between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in precision production and the employment of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey, we embarked on a rigorous yet whimsical research journey. Our approach aimed to blend the precision of a well-crafted joke with the thoroughness of academic inquiry, much like carefully navigating the punchline of a dad joke to elicit a hearty chuckle.

First, we harnessed the power of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, much like a driver utilizes GPS to navigate through a maze of city streets. This data, spanning the years 2012 to 2021, provided the foundation for our analysis, allowing us to scrutinize the trends in precision production degrees and parking enforcement employment with a keen eye for detail, akin to a vigilant meter maid on a bustling city block.

Our research team – comprised of individuals with a diverse range of expertise and a penchant for lightheartedness – employed an array of statistical methods to unravel this unforeseen connection. As curious academics with an unwavering commitment to the pursuit of knowledge and a penchant for puns, we approached the analysis with the same enthusiasm as a stand-up comedian crafting the perfect setup for a punchline that leaves the audience in stitches.

Utilizing advanced statistical software – though not as advanced as the tactics employed by parking enforcement workers on the lookout for violators – we calculated correlation coefficients, standard deviations, and regression models to reveal the underlying patterns in the data. Our approach was as methodical as a meticulous parallel parking maneuver, ensuring that each step of the analysis was executed with precision and attention to detail, much like the unwavering focus required by a precision production specialist in their craft.

Furthermore, we conducted interviews with experts in the fields of precision production and parking enforcement, seeking to gain a deeper understanding of the potential factors influencing the observed correlation. The insights gleaned from these discussions provided a qualitative dimension to our research, much like adding a touch of flair to an already well-crafted quip, enhancing the depth and complexity of our investigation.

In addition to quantitative and qualitative methodologies, we delved into historical archives, anecdotal accounts, and even engaged in the occasional informal conversation with curious onlookers, tapping into unconventional sources of information with the same gusto as a comedian drawing inspiration from the quirks of everyday life to craft a memorable joke.

Our pursuit of elucidating this unexpected correlation was marked by both scholarly rigor and a spirit of playful inquiry, much like the satisfaction of finally finding the perfect parking spot after navigating through a sea of cars. With a blend of scholarly determination and a touch of humor, our methodology reflects our commitment to unearthing the unexpected and infusing academic exploration with a lighthearted twist.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Precision production and The number of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9066293, r-squared of 0.8219766, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Parking Lot Precision: The Curious Link Between Precision Production Degrees and Parking Enforcement Workers in New Jersey"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examine an unexpected and undeniably intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in precision production and the employment of parking enforcement workers in the illustrious state of New Jersey. While the correlation may seem as peculiar as finding a parking ticket on a deserted road, our analysis reveals a striking connection worthy of attention.

Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to unravel this enigmatic correlation, and our findings left us astounded, much like a driver discovering a parking spot right in front of the entrance to a busy shopping mall during the holiday season. The correlation coefficient of 0.9066293 and p < 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021 reflects a remarkably strong association between these seemingly unrelated metrics, leaving us pondering if perhaps precision in production spills over into meticulous monitoring of parking violations.

As we delved deeper, we pondered the question: do those with a knack for precision gravitate towards ensuring parking order, or does the demand for parking enforcement spur a fascination with precision production? Much like trying to find the ideal parallel park, this mystery beckons for further exploration.

Through this research, we hope to bring light-heartedness to the sometimes serious realm of academic inquiry and leave our readers with a grin, much like the one that comes with finding an elusive parking spot just when it seemed all hope was lost.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The relationship between educational attainment and labor market outcomes has long been a subject of scholarly inquiry and policy interest. In the realm of Precision Production degrees and the number of Parking Enforcement Workers in New Jersey, this connection has raised eyebrows and piqued curiosity like a driver spotting an ice cream truck on a sweltering summer day.
The decision to delve into this seemingly incongruous link stemmed from a chance observation, much like spotting a rare bird in a crowded urban jungle - it left us both bewildered and amused. As we embarked on this academic escapade, we couldn't resist the thought: why did the precision production graduate cross the road? To get to the other curb, of course.
Our research aims to shed light on the unexpected correlation between the number of Precision Production bachelor's degrees conferred and the employment of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. This investigation promises to be as captivating as a nail-biting parallel parking maneuver, leaving us teetering at the edge of our seats in anticipation of the unexpected.
Before delving into the empirical findings, it is essential to appreciate the demand for precision in both production processes and parking enforcement. Much like the quest for the perfect punchline, precision in manufacturing and maintaining order in parking facilities demand an attention to detail that rivals the scrutiny of a math teacher grading an exam.
The presence of this curious correlation may evoke a chuckle, much like the realization that a hefty parking fine awaits us after returning to our vehicle seven minutes late. Nevertheless, as scholars with a penchant for the unconventional, we are determined to unravel this connection with the tenacity of a determined motorist circling the block in search of a vacant spot.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in precision production and the employment of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey for the years 2012 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9066293 and an r-squared value of 0.8219766 indicated a robust relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, surprising us much like finding a "No Parking" sign in the middle of a deserted highway.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the strong positive correlation between the two variables, prompting us to muse on the meticulous nature of both professions - one requiring precision in the creation of goods and the other in the regulation of parking spaces. Indeed, one might say they share a certain "park-allel" in their attention to detail.

These results provide empirical support for the notion that precision in production may relate to the need for precision in parking regulation, much like how a well-planned parallel park can save significant time and effort. It seems that the path to understanding this correlation is as winding and circuitous as a driver navigating through a crowded parking lot in search of the ideal spot.

The significance level of p < 0.01 further solidifies the statistical strength of this correlation, leaving us as surprised as when someone finds their car in the "compact car only" section after a long day of shopping - unexpected but undeniably satisfying.

In conclusion, our results unveil a captivating connection between the number of precision production degrees awarded and the employment of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey, highlighting the interplay between precision and professional pursuits with an unexpected twist. Like a good dad joke, this correlation brings both humor and insight, leaving us with a grin and a newfound appreciation for the curious quirks of the academic and empirical world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Precision production and The number of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Parking Lot Precision: The Curious Link Between Precision Production Degrees and Parking Enforcement Workers in New Jersey"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examine an unexpected and undeniably intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in precision production and the employment of parking enforcement workers in the illustrious state of New Jersey. While the correlation may seem as peculiar as finding a parking ticket on a deserted road, our analysis reveals a striking connection worthy of attention.

Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to unravel this enigmatic correlation, and our findings left us astounded, much like a driver discovering a parking spot right in front of the entrance to a busy shopping mall during the holiday season. The correlation coefficient of 0.9066293 and p < 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021 reflects a remarkably strong association between these seemingly unrelated metrics, leaving us pondering if perhaps precision in production spills over into meticulous monitoring of parking violations.

As we delved deeper, we pondered the question: do those with a knack for precision gravitate towards ensuring parking order, or does the demand for parking enforcement spur a fascination with precision production? Much like trying to find the ideal parallel park, this mystery beckons for further exploration.

Through this research, we hope to bring light-heartedness to the sometimes serious realm of academic inquiry and leave our readers with a grin, much like the one that comes with finding an elusive parking spot just when it seemed all hope was lost.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al. (2015)," the authors find a surprising positive correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in precision production and the employment of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. This unusual relationship has sparked curiosity in academic circles akin to finding a full parking lot at a quiet library on a Saturday morning.
Diving further into this correlation, "Doe (2018)" highlights the potential impact of automation and technological advancements in precision production on the demand for vigilant parking enforcement. It appears that the intricate precision skills honed in production could be spilling into the meticulous monitoring of parking violations, much like a meticulous parallel parker ensuring they are perfectly aligned with the curb.
Furthermore, "Jones (2020)" delves into the societal implications of this correlation, suggesting that individuals with an inclination towards precision production may gravitate towards roles that demand a similar attention to detail, such as parking enforcement. This assertion raises the question: do those with an affinity for precision seek out parking order, or does the need for parking enforcement cultivate an interest in precision production? It's as though we're asking whether the chicken or the egg came first when it comes to precision-related career paths.
Turning to non-fiction books related to this topic, "The New Industrial Engineering: Information Technology and Business (2016)" and "Statistics for Parking Management (2019)" provide valuable insights into the interplay of technological advancements, data analysis, and the management of parking facilities. They offer a fascinating parallel to our exploration of the connection between precision production and parking enforcement, much like a detective novel that unexpectedly converges with a guide to innovative manufacturing techniques.
On the fictional front, the classic "Brave New Parking Spaces" and the whimsical "The Chronicles of Parallel Parking" offer imaginative portrayals of futuristic parking dynamics that, albeit fictional, bear an uncanny resemblance to the intrigue we're encountering in our real-world investigation. It's almost like reading a science fiction novel and wondering if the plot is less far-fetched than initially imagined.
As for TV shows, the researchers have taken a lighthearted approach to their investigation, drawing inspiration from the meticulous attention to detail seen in "Parks and Recreation" and the precision-focused challenges of "The Great British Parking Bake Off." These shows provided both entertainment and valuable insights into the world of organized spaces, much like stumbling upon a sitcom that unexpectedly touches on the very topic of your research.
With these diverse sources in mind, the authors aim to blend scholarly inquiry with a playful spirit, much like a skilled juggler balancing intricate theories with lighthearted banter in the academic circus.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in precision production and the employment of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey for the years 2012 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9066293 and an r-squared value of 0.8219766 indicated a robust relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, surprising us much like finding a "No Parking" sign in the middle of a deserted highway.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the strong positive correlation between the two variables, prompting us to muse on the meticulous nature of both professions - one requiring precision in the creation of goods and the other in the regulation of parking spaces. Indeed, one might say they share a certain "park-allel" in their attention to detail.

These results provide empirical support for the notion that precision in production may relate to the need for precision in parking regulation, much like how a well-planned parallel park can save significant time and effort. It seems that the path to understanding this correlation is as winding and circuitous as a driver navigating through a crowded parking lot in search of the ideal spot.
The significance level of p < 0.01 further solidifies the statistical strength of this correlation, leaving us as surprised as when someone finds their car in the "compact car only" section after a long day of shopping - unexpected but undeniably satisfying.
In conclusion, our results unveil a captivating connection between the number of precision production degrees awarded and the employment of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey, highlighting the interplay between precision and professional pursuits with an unexpected twist. Like a good dad joke, this correlation brings both humor and insight, leaving us with a grin and a newfound appreciation for the curious quirks of the academic and empirical world.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study have brought to light a surprising and robust correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in precision production and the employment of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. Our findings align with prior research, such as the work of Smith et al. (2015), who first uncovered this unexpected relationship. The statistical analyses conducted in our research lend empirical support to the notion that precision production and parking enforcement work share a remarkably strong positive association, much like how a well-timed dad joke can bring joy to any situation.

The positive correlation coefficient of 0.9066293 is consistent with the findings of Smith et al. (2015), who initially likened this correlation to the peculiar sight of a full parking lot at a quiet library on a Saturday morning. It seems that, much like the enduring popularity of dad jokes, this relationship between precision production and parking enforcement continues to captivate researchers and bring a smile to their faces.

Furthermore, the literature has suggested the potential impact of automation and technological advancements in precision production on the demand for vigilant parking enforcement, echoing the sentiments expressed by Doe (2018). This parallel provides an enlightening perspective, much like a well-crafted pun that sheds light on an otherwise mundane topic.

Moreover, the societal implications raised by Jones (2020) regarding individuals with an inclination towards precision production gravitating towards roles demanding similar attention to detail, and vice versa, resonate with the findings of our study. This parallel serves as a reminder that sometimes, research can be as surprising and delightful as stumbling upon a perfectly timed dad joke in the midst of a serious conversation.

In essence, our results not only confirm the robustness of the relationship between precision production degrees and parking enforcement employment but also underscore the need for further inquiry into the underlying mechanisms driving this connection. This curiosity is akin to the anticipation one feels when waiting for the punchline of a dad joke – unexpected and filled with the promise of amusement.

Overall, our study has contributed to the ongoing scholarly discussion in this area, much like a good dad joke injects a lighthearted break in a serious conversation. As we continue to ponder the correlation between precision production and parking regulation, we are reminded that research often packs surprises, just like a cleverly constructed dad joke that catches us off guard with its unexpected wit.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Precision production and The number of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Parking Lot Precision: The Curious Link Between Precision Production Degrees and Parking Enforcement Workers in New Jersey"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we examine an unexpected and undeniably intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in precision production and the employment of parking enforcement workers in the illustrious state of New Jersey. While the correlation may seem as peculiar as finding a parking ticket on a deserted road, our analysis reveals a striking connection worthy of attention.

Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to unravel this enigmatic correlation, and our findings left us astounded, much like a driver discovering a parking spot right in front of the entrance to a busy shopping mall during the holiday season. The correlation coefficient of 0.9066293 and p < 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021 reflects a remarkably strong association between these seemingly unrelated metrics, leaving us pondering if perhaps precision in production spills over into meticulous monitoring of parking violations.

As we delved deeper, we pondered the question: do those with a knack for precision gravitate towards ensuring parking order, or does the demand for parking enforcement spur a fascination with precision production? Much like trying to find the ideal parallel park, this mystery beckons for further exploration.

Through this research, we hope to bring light-heartedness to the sometimes serious realm of academic inquiry and leave our readers with a grin, much like the one that comes with finding an elusive parking spot just when it seemed all hope was lost.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The relationship between educational attainment and labor market outcomes has long been a subject of scholarly inquiry and policy interest. In the realm of Precision Production degrees and the number of Parking Enforcement Workers in New Jersey, this connection has raised eyebrows and piqued curiosity like a driver spotting an ice cream truck on a sweltering summer day.
The decision to delve into this seemingly incongruous link stemmed from a chance observation, much like spotting a rare bird in a crowded urban jungle - it left us both bewildered and amused. As we embarked on this academic escapade, we couldn't resist the thought: why did the precision production graduate cross the road? To get to the other curb, of course.
Our research aims to shed light on the unexpected correlation between the number of Precision Production bachelor's degrees conferred and the employment of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. This investigation promises to be as captivating as a nail-biting parallel parking maneuver, leaving us teetering at the edge of our seats in anticipation of the unexpected.
Before delving into the empirical findings, it is essential to appreciate the demand for precision in both production processes and parking enforcement. Much like the quest for the perfect punchline, precision in manufacturing and maintaining order in parking facilities demand an attention to detail that rivals the scrutiny of a math teacher grading an exam.
The presence of this curious correlation may evoke a chuckle, much like the realization that a hefty parking fine awaits us after returning to our vehicle seven minutes late. Nevertheless, as scholars with a penchant for the unconventional, we are determined to unravel this connection with the tenacity of a determined motorist circling the block in search of a vacant spot.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data revealed a remarkably strong correlation between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in precision production and the employment of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey for the years 2012 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9066293 and an r-squared value of 0.8219766 indicated a robust relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, surprising us much like finding a "No Parking" sign in the middle of a deserted highway.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the strong positive correlation between the two variables, prompting us to muse on the meticulous nature of both professions - one requiring precision in the creation of goods and the other in the regulation of parking spaces. Indeed, one might say they share a certain "park-allel" in their attention to detail.

These results provide empirical support for the notion that precision in production may relate to the need for precision in parking regulation, much like how a well-planned parallel park can save significant time and effort. It seems that the path to understanding this correlation is as winding and circuitous as a driver navigating through a crowded parking lot in search of the ideal spot.
The significance level of p < 0.01 further solidifies the statistical strength of this correlation, leaving us as surprised as when someone finds their car in the "compact car only" section after a long day of shopping - unexpected but undeniably satisfying.
In conclusion, our results unveil a captivating connection between the number of precision production degrees awarded and the employment of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey, highlighting the interplay between precision and professional pursuits with an unexpected twist. Like a good dad joke, this correlation brings both humor and insight, leaving us with a grin and a newfound appreciation for the curious quirks of the academic and empirical world.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has unveiled a compelling connection between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in precision production and the employment of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey. Like a car that always finds its way into a parallel parking spot, the correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables has surprised and amused us.

The results of our analysis, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9066293 and a p-value less than 0.01, provide robust evidence for the association between precision in production and the need for meticulous parking regulation. It seems that those with a penchant for precision may indeed gravitate towards the oversight of parking spaces, much like how puns and wordplay seem to attract language enthusiasts.

Our exploration of this peculiar correlation has shed light on the interplay between professional pursuits and the demand for precision, prompting us to appreciate the whimsical intricacies of statistical inquiry. With these findings, we hope researchers will "car-pool" their efforts to uncover further unexpected connections in the realm of labor market outcomes and educational attainments.

In doing so, we aim to inspire laughter and insight alike, much like a well-timed dad joke that brightens the day without warning. With that said, we can confidently assert that no further research is needed in this area, ensuring that we wrap up this investigation as neatly as a perfectly executed three-point turn.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Parking Lot Precision: The Curious Link Between Precision Production Degrees and Parking Enforcement Workers in New Jersey. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Peculiar Occupational Patterns


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Parking Lot Precision: The Curious Link Between Precision Production Degrees and Parking Enforcement Workers in New Jersey. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Metaphysical Studies of Applied Microeconomics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Parking Lot Precision: The Curious Link Between Precision Production Degrees and Parking Enforcement Workers in New Jersey with an abstract of In this study, we examine an unexpected and undeniably intriguing relationship between the number of Bachelor's degrees awarded in precision production and the employment of parking enforcement workers in the illustrious state of New Jersey. While the correlation may seem as peculiar as finding a parking ticket on a deserted road, our analysis reveals a striking connection worthy of attention.
Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we sought to unravel this enigmatic correlation, and our findings left us astounded, much like a driver discovering a parking spot right in front of the entrance to a busy shopping mall during the holiday season. The correlation coefficient of 0.9066293 and p < 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021 reflects a remarkably strong association between these seemingly unrelated metrics, leaving us pondering if perhaps precision in production spills over into meticulous monitoring of parking violations.
As we delved deeper, we pondered the question: do those with a knack for precision gravitate towards ensuring parking order, or does the demand for parking enforcement spur a fascination with precision production? Much like trying to find the ideal parallel park, this mystery beckons for further exploration.
Through this research, we hope to bring light-heartedness to the sometimes serious realm of academic inquiry and leave our readers with a grin, much like the one that comes with finding an elusive parking spot just when it seemed all hope was lost.

ChatGPT:

precision production degrees, parking enforcement workers, New Jersey, correlation study, bachelor's degrees, National Center for Education Statistics, Bureau of Labor Statistics, correlation coefficient, precision in production, parking violations, demand for parking enforcement

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Data details

Bachelor's degrees awarded in Precision production
Detailed data title: Bachelor's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions, in field of study: Precision production
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Bachelor's degrees awarded in Precision production

The number of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey

Correlation r = 0.9066293 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8219766 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 82.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Bachelor's degrees awarded in Precision production) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0003. 0.0002966954649964915000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.91 in 0.03% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 3,370 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.65, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Bachelor's degrees awarded in Precision production (Degrees awarded)37363748513245473928
The number of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey (Laborers)410390400460430340440460410300




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([37,36,37,48,51,32,45,47,39,28,])
array_2 = np.array([410,390,400,460,430,340,440,460,410,300,])
array_1_name = "Bachelor's degrees awarded in Precision production"
array_2_name = "The number of parking enforcement workers in New Jersey"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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