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Every time someone named Corey tried to commit a robbery, they were immediately recognized because, let's face it, how many Coreys do you really know?! This led to a sharp decline in successful heists, as the would-be criminals couldn't fly under the radar like their non-Corey counterparts. Plus, the police couldn't help but notice the correlation and started a campaign to promote the name Corey, hoping for a crime-free future full of friendly and law-abiding individuals.Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that captures the bustling atmosphere of a crowded New York City park. In the foreground, depict a group of friends gathered around a food stand, with a man named Corey at the center, surrounded by a circle of people, all chatting and laughing animatedly. In the mid-ground, show the park filled with lively activities and people enjoying the day. In the background, depict a group of police officers arresting a cluster of thieves who attempted to rob a store, a few bustling streets away. This should be an engaging and realistic scene that captures the energy and contrast of city life. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Corey and Robberies in New York. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Glitch art Cute cartoon Realistic Hyper-realistic Cute 2D animation
ChatGPT: Realistic
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Corey and Robberies in New York together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a crowded New York City park, a group of friends gathers around a food stand. Among them, a man named Corey is surrounded by a circle of people, laughing and chatting animatedly. In the background, a few bustling streets away, a group of police officers is seen arresting a group of thieves who attempted to rob a store.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Realistic ] and depicting this scene: In a crowded New York City park, a group of friends gathers around a food stand. Among them, a man named Corey is surrounded by a circle of people, laughing and chatting animatedly. In the background, a few bustling streets away, a group of police officers is seen arresting a group of thieves who attempted to rob a store. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that captures the bustling atmosphere of a crowded New York City park. In the foreground, depict a group of friends gathered around a food stand, with a man named Corey at the center, surrounded by a circle of people, all chatting and laughing animatedly. In the mid-ground, show the park filled with lively activities and people enjoying the day. In the background, depict a group of police officers arresting a cluster of thieves who attempted to rob a store, a few bustling streets away. This should be an engaging and realistic scene that captures the energy and contrast of city life.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the first name Corey caused Robberies in New York to decrease.
AI academic paper
The Corey Crime Connection: An Analysis of the Impact of the Name Corey on Robberies in New York The Journal of Quirky Psychosocial Studies Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Corey and Robberies in New York. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title a clever pun.
Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9853546 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2022.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Corey Crime Connection: An Analysis of the Impact of the Name Corey on Robberies in New York
[[ABSTRACT]]
As crime rates remain a pressing concern for policymakers and researchers alike, our study delves into an unexpected realm - the relationship between the popularity of the first name Corey and incidents of robberies in New York. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the frequency of the name Corey and the occurrence of robberies, spanning the years 1985 to 2022.
Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9853546 and a p-value less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence of a robust association between the two variables. Furthermore, our findings remained consistent even after adjusting for various demographic and economic factors, affirming the robustness of the Corey crime connection.
This research sheds light on a previously overlooked factor in the realm of criminology and prompts intriguing questions about the influence of names on behavioral patterns. Our work not only contributes to the understanding of crime dynamics but also adds a touch of whimsy to the scholarly discourse, proving that the name Corey, while popular, may carry unforeseen implications.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Corey and Robberies in New York. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Corey Crime Connection: An Analysis of the Impact of the Name Corey on Robberies in New York
[[ABSTRACT]]
As crime rates remain a pressing concern for policymakers and researchers alike, our study delves into an unexpected realm - the relationship between the popularity of the first name Corey and incidents of robberies in New York. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the frequency of the name Corey and the occurrence of robberies, spanning the years 1985 to 2022.
Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9853546 and a p-value less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence of a robust association between the two variables. Furthermore, our findings remained consistent even after adjusting for various demographic and economic factors, affirming the robustness of the Corey crime connection.
This research sheds light on a previously overlooked factor in the realm of criminology and prompts intriguing questions about the influence of names on behavioral patterns. Our work not only contributes to the understanding of crime dynamics but also adds a touch of whimsy to the scholarly discourse, proving that the name Corey, while popular, may carry unforeseen implications.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between human names and social phenomena has long been an area of scholarly interest, with research probing into the influence of names on diverse aspects of life, from career success to romantic attraction. In this vein, our study sets out to explore an unconventional yet compelling connection: the impact of the first name Corey on incidents of robberies in New York.
Despite the initial incredulity that may accompany such an inquiry, our investigation delves into an extensive dataset spanning nearly four decades, combining records from the US Social Security Administration with crime data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we seek to uncover whether the popularity of the name Corey coincides with fluctuations in robbery rates, or if it's just a coinci-"Corey"-dence.
As we venture into this uncharted territory of moniker-based criminology, it's worth noting that our research not only endeavors to unearth empirical evidence but also aims to inject a sprinkle of humor and whimsy into the often solemn arena of academic discourse. After all, what could be more intriguing than the notion that a name as innocuous as Corey could harbor a statistically significant connection to criminal behavior, or that perhaps a band of mischievous Coreys has been perpetrating these crimes under the cloak of anonymity?
So, with tongue-in-cheek and a firm grip on the p-value, we embark on this empirical odyssey, mindful of the potential for unforeseen findings and the importance of tackling this "core"-ious enigma with all due rigor and statistical flair.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Corey and Robberies in New York. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Corey Crime Connection: An Analysis of the Impact of the Name Corey on Robberies in New York
[[ABSTRACT]]
As crime rates remain a pressing concern for policymakers and researchers alike, our study delves into an unexpected realm - the relationship between the popularity of the first name Corey and incidents of robberies in New York. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the frequency of the name Corey and the occurrence of robberies, spanning the years 1985 to 2022.
Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9853546 and a p-value less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence of a robust association between the two variables. Furthermore, our findings remained consistent even after adjusting for various demographic and economic factors, affirming the robustness of the Corey crime connection.
This research sheds light on a previously overlooked factor in the realm of criminology and prompts intriguing questions about the influence of names on behavioral patterns. Our work not only contributes to the understanding of crime dynamics but also adds a touch of whimsy to the scholarly discourse, proving that the name Corey, while popular, may carry unforeseen implications.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between human names and social phenomena has long been an area of scholarly interest, with research probing into the influence of names on diverse aspects of life, from career success to romantic attraction. In this vein, our study sets out to explore an unconventional yet compelling connection: the impact of the first name Corey on incidents of robberies in New York.
Despite the initial incredulity that may accompany such an inquiry, our investigation delves into an extensive dataset spanning nearly four decades, combining records from the US Social Security Administration with crime data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we seek to uncover whether the popularity of the name Corey coincides with fluctuations in robbery rates, or if it's just a coinci-"Corey"-dence.
As we venture into this uncharted territory of moniker-based criminology, it's worth noting that our research not only endeavors to unearth empirical evidence but also aims to inject a sprinkle of humor and whimsy into the often solemn arena of academic discourse. After all, what could be more intriguing than the notion that a name as innocuous as Corey could harbor a statistically significant connection to criminal behavior, or that perhaps a band of mischievous Coreys has been perpetrating these crimes under the cloak of anonymity?
So, with tongue-in-cheek and a firm grip on the p-value, we embark on this empirical odyssey, mindful of the potential for unforeseen findings and the importance of tackling this "core"-ious enigma with all due rigor and statistical flair.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Smith, in their seminal work "The Name Game: A Comprehensive Analysis of Moniker Mysteries," laid the groundwork for investigating the influence of personal nomenclature on societal dynamics. Although their focus was primarily on the career implications of names, their framework provided a sturdy foundation for our exploration of the Corey crime connection.
Building on this foundation, Doe, in "Monikers and Misdemeanors: A Study of Name-Related Anomalies," identified intriguing correlations between certain names and criminal proclivities. While their study covered a wide array of names, the subtle hints of a Corey effect were perceptible, serving as a catalyst for our in-depth investigation.
Jones ventured into uncharted terrain with "Names and Notoriety: Uncovering Unconventional Correlations," where they presented evidence of the unexpected impact of names on social behavior. While their focus was broader than criminal activities, the undercurrent of the Corey enigma was palpable, beckoning us to delve deeper into this quirky connection.
Turning to non-fiction sources for a broader view, "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner shed light on the often surprising and unconventional factors that drive human behavior, offering a tantalizing perspective on the plausibility of name-related influences in societal trends. Additionally, "Blink" by Malcolm Gladwell illustrated the subconscious biases and snap judgments that shape human interactions, hinting at the possibility of implicit associations with specific names.
In the realm of fiction, "Crime and Punishment" by Fyodor Dostoevsky and "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald carried hints of the intricate interplay between personal identities and unlawful acts, providing literary whispers that resonate with the nuances of our research. Furthermore, the works of Agatha Christie, renowned for her engaging detective stories, offered a playful nudge towards the captivating allure of unraveling mysteries, be they fictional or, as our study suggests, name-based robberies.
An unexpected yet invaluable source guiding our exploration is the iconic cartoon series "Scooby-Doo," which, while ostensibly a light-hearted portrayal of mystery-solving hijinks, offered compelling insights into the subtleties of crime investigation and the role of unexpected clues. Moreover, the enigmatic allure of "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" instilled in us a sense of whimsy and curiosity, reminding us that the most unexpected connections may lie just beneath the surface.
As we continue to navigate through this literature tapestry, it becomes evident that while the allure of the Corey crime connection may seem preposterous at first glance, the subtle underpinnings of name-based influence have woven themselves into the fabric of societal phenomena.
Stay tuned for the unveiling of our findings, where we examine how the name Corey has quietly entrenched itself in the world of New York robberies, leaving an indelible mark on the landscape of criminology and, no doubt, our collective consciousness.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Corey and Robberies in New York. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1985 to 2022
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Corey Crime Connection: An Analysis of the Impact of the Name Corey on Robberies in New York
[[ABSTRACT]]
As crime rates remain a pressing concern for policymakers and researchers alike, our study delves into an unexpected realm - the relationship between the popularity of the first name Corey and incidents of robberies in New York. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the frequency of the name Corey and the occurrence of robberies, spanning the years 1985 to 2022.
Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9853546 and a p-value less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence of a robust association between the two variables. Furthermore, our findings remained consistent even after adjusting for various demographic and economic factors, affirming the robustness of the Corey crime connection.
This research sheds light on a previously overlooked factor in the realm of criminology and prompts intriguing questions about the influence of names on behavioral patterns. Our work not only contributes to the understanding of crime dynamics but also adds a touch of whimsy to the scholarly discourse, proving that the name Corey, while popular, may carry unforeseen implications.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between human names and social phenomena has long been an area of scholarly interest, with research probing into the influence of names on diverse aspects of life, from career success to romantic attraction. In this vein, our study sets out to explore an unconventional yet compelling connection: the impact of the first name Corey on incidents of robberies in New York.
Despite the initial incredulity that may accompany such an inquiry, our investigation delves into an extensive dataset spanning nearly four decades, combining records from the US Social Security Administration with crime data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we seek to uncover whether the popularity of the name Corey coincides with fluctuations in robbery rates, or if it's just a coinci-"Corey"-dence.
As we venture into this uncharted territory of moniker-based criminology, it's worth noting that our research not only endeavors to unearth empirical evidence but also aims to inject a sprinkle of humor and whimsy into the often solemn arena of academic discourse. After all, what could be more intriguing than the notion that a name as innocuous as Corey could harbor a statistically significant connection to criminal behavior, or that perhaps a band of mischievous Coreys has been perpetrating these crimes under the cloak of anonymity?
So, with tongue-in-cheek and a firm grip on the p-value, we embark on this empirical odyssey, mindful of the potential for unforeseen findings and the importance of tackling this "core"-ious enigma with all due rigor and statistical flair.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Data Collection and Preparation:
The first order of business in our empiri-"corey"-cal escapade involved collecting data on the popularity of the name Corey and the incidence of robberies in New York. We scoured the vast expanse of the internet, or more specifically, narrowly focused on data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services. The data covered the extensive time frame from 1985 to 2022, allowing us to capture the ebb and flow of both Corey monikers and criminal exploits over the years.
To ensure the validity and accuracy of the data, we rigorously cross-referenced information, double-checking for any "corey"-lating discrepancies or suspicious outlier values that could skew our findings. After all, we couldn't risk inflating our results due to the misadventures of a few "corey"-rupt data points.
Data Analysis:
With our collection of "corey"-spondingly reliable data in hand, we dived into the realm of statistical analysis, armed with a battalion of analytical tools and a "core"-sair appreciation for the nuances of quantitative investigation. We computed the frequency of the name Corey and the incidence of robberies for each year, channeling our inner statistical wizards to conjure up descriptive statistics, cross-tabulations, and correlation analyses.
In our quest to unveil the relationship between Corey occurrences and crime, we also utilized time series analysis techniques, attempting to discern any temporal patterns or "core"-related lags between the two variables. This endeavor involved some laborious time-traveling within the confines of our dataset, akin to combing through a chronological "core"-text in search of hidden criminal motifs.
Controlling for Confounding Variables:
In the spirit of thoroughness and methodological prowess, we took great care to account for potential confounding variables that could obscure the true essence of the Corey crime connection. For instance, we factored in demographic shifts, economic fluctuations, and other contextual "corelaries," ensuring that our analysis wasn't misled by spurious correlations or misattributed to chance alone. While we can't deny the allure of a good mystery, we were resolute in our determination to disentangle the "core"-plexities of the relationship between Corey names and robberies in New York.
Validity and Robustness Checks:
To validate the robustness of our findings and guard against any statistical "corey-ing," we subjected our analyses to sensitivity tests, questioning the stability of our results under diverse model specifications and alternate variable definitions. We weren't about to let any statistical "corey"-dors disrupt the integrity of our empirical groundwork.
In addition, we conducted further analyses, venturing beyond mere correlation to explore potential causality, albeit with a pinch of caution and a "core"-ner for meticulous inference. After all, inferring causation from correlation can often lead to "corey"-llateral damage if not handled with the appropriate statistical due diligence.
Ethical Considerations:
Throughout our research journey, we remained steadfast in upholding the ethical principles of data privacy and anonymity. We ensured that individual "corey"-sponding names and any identifiable information were safeguarded with utmost care, preserving the confidentiality of our data subjects and fostering a sense of trust in our research processes. We can assure our readers that no Coreys were harmed (or unduly favored) in the making of this research.
Extraterrestrial Considerations:
Lastly, while our investigative focus remained firmly grounded in the earthly realm of criminology, we couldn't help but wonder if the Corey crime connection extended beyond the confines of New York. As a tongue-in-cheek aside, we entertained the fanciful notion of conducting a "core"-side-wide analysis, pondering whether other geographic regions harbored a similar "core"-llation between Coreys and crime. But for now, we'll leave the intergalactic Corey inquiries to a future "astro-corey"-logist.
In summary, our methodological endeavors were guided by the pursuit of empirical rigor and scholarly mirth, ensuring that our exploration of the Corey crime connection bore the hallmark of methodological "corey"-osity and analytical "corey"-sity.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Corey and Robberies in New York. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .
For the time period 1985 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9853546, r-squared of 0.9709237, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Corey Crime Connection: An Analysis of the Impact of the Name Corey on Robberies in New York
[[ABSTRACT]]
As crime rates remain a pressing concern for policymakers and researchers alike, our study delves into an unexpected realm - the relationship between the popularity of the first name Corey and incidents of robberies in New York. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the frequency of the name Corey and the occurrence of robberies, spanning the years 1985 to 2022.
Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9853546 and a p-value less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence of a robust association between the two variables. Furthermore, our findings remained consistent even after adjusting for various demographic and economic factors, affirming the robustness of the Corey crime connection.
This research sheds light on a previously overlooked factor in the realm of criminology and prompts intriguing questions about the influence of names on behavioral patterns. Our work not only contributes to the understanding of crime dynamics but also adds a touch of whimsy to the scholarly discourse, proving that the name Corey, while popular, may carry unforeseen implications.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The relationship between human names and social phenomena has long been an area of scholarly interest, with research probing into the influence of names on diverse aspects of life, from career success to romantic attraction. In this vein, our study sets out to explore an unconventional yet compelling connection: the impact of the first name Corey on incidents of robberies in New York.
Despite the initial incredulity that may accompany such an inquiry, our investigation delves into an extensive dataset spanning nearly four decades, combining records from the US Social Security Administration with crime data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we seek to uncover whether the popularity of the name Corey coincides with fluctuations in robbery rates, or if it's just a coinci-"Corey"-dence.
As we venture into this uncharted territory of moniker-based criminology, it's worth noting that our research not only endeavors to unearth empirical evidence but also aims to inject a sprinkle of humor and whimsy into the often solemn arena of academic discourse. After all, what could be more intriguing than the notion that a name as innocuous as Corey could harbor a statistically significant connection to criminal behavior, or that perhaps a band of mischievous Coreys has been perpetrating these crimes under the cloak of anonymity?
So, with tongue-in-cheek and a firm grip on the p-value, we embark on this empirical odyssey, mindful of the potential for unforeseen findings and the importance of tackling this "core"-ious enigma with all due rigor and statistical flair.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between the frequency of the first name Corey and the occurrences of robberies in the illustrious city of New York yielded an astonishing correlation coefficient of 0.9853546. This remarkably high correlation suggests a potential link between the popularity of the name Corey and the propensity for robberies to be committed, much like the way moths are drawn to a flame – or in this case, perhaps Corey is the flame attracting nefarious activities.
The r-squared value of 0.9709237 further emphasizes the strength of this association, indicating that approximately 97% of the variability in robbery rates in New York can be explained by fluctuations in the popularity of the name Corey. It's as if the name Corey has been casting a statistical shadow over the city for almost four decades, silently influencing the ebb and flow of criminal activities.
Furthermore, with a p-value less than 0.01, the evidence overwhelmingly points to a genuine, non-spurious relationship between the name Corey and the perpetuation of robberies. This finding challenges conventional wisdom and brings to the forefront the notion that perhaps names carry more weight than we previously imagined, effectively solidifying the name Corey's position as a "prime suspect" in the realm of criminological correlations.
The figure (Fig. 1) illustrating the correlation between the popularity of the first name Corey and the number of robberies in New York unmistakably portrays a compelling linear relationship. It's as if the data points themselves are chanting, "Corey did it, Corey did it," with such fervor that they cannot be ignored – a statistical manifestation of the captivating plot of a crime novel.
In summary, our findings not only unearth a robust statistical association between the name Corey and incidents of robberies in New York, but they also hint at the intriguing possibility of the name carrying unforeseen implications. This research teases the scholarly palate with a delightful blend of empirical evidence and the whimsical notion that a name, seemingly harmless at first glance, may wield significant influence over criminal behaviors.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Corey and Robberies in New York. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
The Corey Crime Connection: An Analysis of the Impact of the Name Corey on Robberies in New York
[[ABSTRACT]]
As crime rates remain a pressing concern for policymakers and researchers alike, our study delves into an unexpected realm - the relationship between the popularity of the first name Corey and incidents of robberies in New York. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the frequency of the name Corey and the occurrence of robberies, spanning the years 1985 to 2022.
Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9853546 and a p-value less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence of a robust association between the two variables. Furthermore, our findings remained consistent even after adjusting for various demographic and economic factors, affirming the robustness of the Corey crime connection.
This research sheds light on a previously overlooked factor in the realm of criminology and prompts intriguing questions about the influence of names on behavioral patterns. Our work not only contributes to the understanding of crime dynamics but also adds a touch of whimsy to the scholarly discourse, proving that the name Corey, while popular, may carry unforeseen implications.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Smith, in their seminal work "The Name Game: A Comprehensive Analysis of Moniker Mysteries," laid the groundwork for investigating the influence of personal nomenclature on societal dynamics. Although their focus was primarily on the career implications of names, their framework provided a sturdy foundation for our exploration of the Corey crime connection.
Building on this foundation, Doe, in "Monikers and Misdemeanors: A Study of Name-Related Anomalies," identified intriguing correlations between certain names and criminal proclivities. While their study covered a wide array of names, the subtle hints of a Corey effect were perceptible, serving as a catalyst for our in-depth investigation.
Jones ventured into uncharted terrain with "Names and Notoriety: Uncovering Unconventional Correlations," where they presented evidence of the unexpected impact of names on social behavior. While their focus was broader than criminal activities, the undercurrent of the Corey enigma was palpable, beckoning us to delve deeper into this quirky connection.
Turning to non-fiction sources for a broader view, "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner shed light on the often surprising and unconventional factors that drive human behavior, offering a tantalizing perspective on the plausibility of name-related influences in societal trends. Additionally, "Blink" by Malcolm Gladwell illustrated the subconscious biases and snap judgments that shape human interactions, hinting at the possibility of implicit associations with specific names.
In the realm of fiction, "Crime and Punishment" by Fyodor Dostoevsky and "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald carried hints of the intricate interplay between personal identities and unlawful acts, providing literary whispers that resonate with the nuances of our research. Furthermore, the works of Agatha Christie, renowned for her engaging detective stories, offered a playful nudge towards the captivating allure of unraveling mysteries, be they fictional or, as our study suggests, name-based robberies.
An unexpected yet invaluable source guiding our exploration is the iconic cartoon series "Scooby-Doo," which, while ostensibly a light-hearted portrayal of mystery-solving hijinks, offered compelling insights into the subtleties of crime investigation and the role of unexpected clues. Moreover, the enigmatic allure of "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" instilled in us a sense of whimsy and curiosity, reminding us that the most unexpected connections may lie just beneath the surface.
As we continue to navigate through this literature tapestry, it becomes evident that while the allure of the Corey crime connection may seem preposterous at first glance, the subtle underpinnings of name-based influence have woven themselves into the fabric of societal phenomena.
Stay tuned for the unveiling of our findings, where we examine how the name Corey has quietly entrenched itself in the world of New York robberies, leaving an indelible mark on the landscape of criminology and, no doubt, our collective consciousness.
[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between the frequency of the first name Corey and the occurrences of robberies in the illustrious city of New York yielded an astonishing correlation coefficient of 0.9853546. This remarkably high correlation suggests a potential link between the popularity of the name Corey and the propensity for robberies to be committed, much like the way moths are drawn to a flame – or in this case, perhaps Corey is the flame attracting nefarious activities.
The r-squared value of 0.9709237 further emphasizes the strength of this association, indicating that approximately 97% of the variability in robbery rates in New York can be explained by fluctuations in the popularity of the name Corey. It's as if the name Corey has been casting a statistical shadow over the city for almost four decades, silently influencing the ebb and flow of criminal activities.
Furthermore, with a p-value less than 0.01, the evidence overwhelmingly points to a genuine, non-spurious relationship between the name Corey and the perpetuation of robberies. This finding challenges conventional wisdom and brings to the forefront the notion that perhaps names carry more weight than we previously imagined, effectively solidifying the name Corey's position as a "prime suspect" in the realm of criminological correlations.
The figure (Fig. 1) illustrating the correlation between the popularity of the first name Corey and the number of robberies in New York unmistakably portrays a compelling linear relationship. It's as if the data points themselves are chanting, "Corey did it, Corey did it," with such fervor that they cannot be ignored – a statistical manifestation of the captivating plot of a crime novel.
In summary, our findings not only unearth a robust statistical association between the name Corey and incidents of robberies in New York, but they also hint at the intriguing possibility of the name carrying unforeseen implications. This research teases the scholarly palate with a delightful blend of empirical evidence and the whimsical notion that a name, seemingly harmless at first glance, may wield significant influence over criminal behaviors.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The findings of our study provide compelling support for the intriguing connection between the popularity of the first name Corey and the prevalence of robberies in New York. The remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9853546 between these seemingly disparate variables seems to suggest that perhaps there is more to a name than meets the eye. It's almost as if the name Corey has been playing a leading role in the city's crime narrative, akin to a character from a suspenseful screenplay - Corey the Conundrum, if you will.
Our results echo the musings of Smith, Doe, and Jones, who, despite their ostensibly serious demeanor, couldn't help but drop subtle hints about the enigmatic influence of names on social phenomena. The statistical shadow cast by the name Corey over the landscape of New York robberies resonates with the underlying tones of whimsy and surprise that permeate their works. It seems as if the Corey effect, much like a well-crafted punchline, has been weaving its way through the tapestry of criminology, leaving a trail of statistical merriment behind it.
The robustness of the observed association, even after accounting for various demographic and economic factors, only adds depth to the Corey crime connection. It's as if the name Corey, much like a persistent recurring motif in a piece of music, insists on making its presence known in the nuanced symphony of crime dynamics.
The r-squared value of 0.9709237 further emphasizes the strength of this curious correlation, almost as if the name Corey has been performing a statistical magic trick, delighting and intriguing even the most seasoned statisticians. It's like the unexpected twist in a gripping mystery novel that keeps the readers on the edge of their seats, challenging their preconceptions and nudging them to embrace a new perspective on the influence of names.
With a p-value less than 0.01, our findings boldly thrust the name Corey into the limelight, almost as if it were a daring protagonist stepping onto the stage of criminological inquiry. The evidence is unmistakably clear - Corey is not merely a name; it's a statistical entity that demands attention, much like a mischievous imp prompting us to reconsider the subtle forces at play in the realm of criminal behaviors.
In essence, our study not only confirms the unexpected association between the name Corey and robberies in New York but also adds a delightful touch of whimsy to the scholarly discourse. The name Corey, it appears, may carry more weight than we initially presumed, leaving us with an enchanting puzzle to ponder and interrogate. The enticing allure of this unorthodox correlation invites us to embrace the unexpected and beckons us to consider the eclectic interplay of variables in the grand theater of statistics and social dynamics.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Corey and Robberies in New York. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Corey Crime Connection: An Analysis of the Impact of the Name Corey on Robberies in New York
[[ABSTRACT]]
As crime rates remain a pressing concern for policymakers and researchers alike, our study delves into an unexpected realm - the relationship between the popularity of the first name Corey and incidents of robberies in New York. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the frequency of the name Corey and the occurrence of robberies, spanning the years 1985 to 2022.
Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9853546 and a p-value less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence of a robust association between the two variables. Furthermore, our findings remained consistent even after adjusting for various demographic and economic factors, affirming the robustness of the Corey crime connection.
This research sheds light on a previously overlooked factor in the realm of criminology and prompts intriguing questions about the influence of names on behavioral patterns. Our work not only contributes to the understanding of crime dynamics but also adds a touch of whimsy to the scholarly discourse, proving that the name Corey, while popular, may carry unforeseen implications.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The relationship between human names and social phenomena has long been an area of scholarly interest, with research probing into the influence of names on diverse aspects of life, from career success to romantic attraction. In this vein, our study sets out to explore an unconventional yet compelling connection: the impact of the first name Corey on incidents of robberies in New York.
Despite the initial incredulity that may accompany such an inquiry, our investigation delves into an extensive dataset spanning nearly four decades, combining records from the US Social Security Administration with crime data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services. Through rigorous statistical analysis, we seek to uncover whether the popularity of the name Corey coincides with fluctuations in robbery rates, or if it's just a coinci-"Corey"-dence.
As we venture into this uncharted territory of moniker-based criminology, it's worth noting that our research not only endeavors to unearth empirical evidence but also aims to inject a sprinkle of humor and whimsy into the often solemn arena of academic discourse. After all, what could be more intriguing than the notion that a name as innocuous as Corey could harbor a statistically significant connection to criminal behavior, or that perhaps a band of mischievous Coreys has been perpetrating these crimes under the cloak of anonymity?
So, with tongue-in-cheek and a firm grip on the p-value, we embark on this empirical odyssey, mindful of the potential for unforeseen findings and the importance of tackling this "core"-ious enigma with all due rigor and statistical flair.
[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between the frequency of the first name Corey and the occurrences of robberies in the illustrious city of New York yielded an astonishing correlation coefficient of 0.9853546. This remarkably high correlation suggests a potential link between the popularity of the name Corey and the propensity for robberies to be committed, much like the way moths are drawn to a flame – or in this case, perhaps Corey is the flame attracting nefarious activities.
The r-squared value of 0.9709237 further emphasizes the strength of this association, indicating that approximately 97% of the variability in robbery rates in New York can be explained by fluctuations in the popularity of the name Corey. It's as if the name Corey has been casting a statistical shadow over the city for almost four decades, silently influencing the ebb and flow of criminal activities.
Furthermore, with a p-value less than 0.01, the evidence overwhelmingly points to a genuine, non-spurious relationship between the name Corey and the perpetuation of robberies. This finding challenges conventional wisdom and brings to the forefront the notion that perhaps names carry more weight than we previously imagined, effectively solidifying the name Corey's position as a "prime suspect" in the realm of criminological correlations.
The figure (Fig. 1) illustrating the correlation between the popularity of the first name Corey and the number of robberies in New York unmistakably portrays a compelling linear relationship. It's as if the data points themselves are chanting, "Corey did it, Corey did it," with such fervor that they cannot be ignored – a statistical manifestation of the captivating plot of a crime novel.
In summary, our findings not only unearth a robust statistical association between the name Corey and incidents of robberies in New York, but they also hint at the intriguing possibility of the name carrying unforeseen implications. This research teases the scholarly palate with a delightful blend of empirical evidence and the whimsical notion that a name, seemingly harmless at first glance, may wield significant influence over criminal behaviors.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In concluding this unconventional exploration of the Corey crime connection, our findings illuminate a statistically robust association that prompts a reconsideration of the discerning influence of names on behavioral patterns. The prodigious correlation coefficient of 0.9853546 not only indicates a strong relationship between the prevalence of the moniker Corey and incidences of robberies in New York but also highlights the allure of statistical sleuthing in unveiling unexpected connections.
It appears that the name Corey, despite its benign and commonplace nature, may harbor a hidden knack for drawing criminal activities, akin to a siren luring sailors into treacherous waters. Our results, with a p-value less than 0.01, resoundingly advocate for the substantive inclusion of the name Corey in discussions of criminological determinants, perhaps highlighting the need for enhanced vigilance when encountering individuals bearing this seemingly innocuous appellation.
As our analysis now draws to a close, we are compelled to acknowledge the tantalizing aura of mystery that surrounds the name Corey and its undeniably intriguing collusion with criminal behavior. Through the statistical prism, the Corey crime connection presents an enigmatic conundrum, provoking riddles and speculation reminiscent of a riveting detective novel – or perhaps more fittingly, a "Corey-nary" tale of statistical intrigue.
Hence, in the spirit of statistical daring and scholarly audacity, we assert that the name Corey warrants further exploration in the annals of criminological research, as it intertwines empirical rigor with a dash of whimsical mystique. However, for now, we contend with confidence that this investigation has satisfactorily unraveled the statistical yarn linking Corey and robberies in New York, affirming that further research in this particular domain may be unnecessary, lest we find ourselves endlessly wandering through Corey's statistical maze.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Corey Crime Connection: An Analysis of the Impact of the Name Corey on Robberies in New York. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Quirky Psychosocial Studies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Corey Crime Connection: An Analysis of the Impact of the Name Corey on Robberies in New York. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Society for Quirky Statistical Analysis
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Corey Crime Connection: An Analysis of the Impact of the Name Corey on Robberies in New York with an abstract of As crime rates remain a pressing concern for policymakers and researchers alike, our study delves into an unexpected realm - the relationship between the popularity of the first name Corey and incidents of robberies in New York. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the frequency of the name Corey and the occurrence of robberies, spanning the years 1985 to 2022.
Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9853546 and a p-value less than 0.01, providing compelling evidence of a robust association between the two variables. Furthermore, our findings remained consistent even after adjusting for various demographic and economic factors, affirming the robustness of the Corey crime connection.
This research sheds light on a previously overlooked factor in the realm of criminology and prompts intriguing questions about the influence of names on behavioral patterns. Our work not only contributes to the understanding of crime dynamics but also adds a touch of whimsy to the scholarly discourse, proving that the name Corey, while popular, may carry unforeseen implications.
ChatGPT:
name Corey, robberies, New York, crime rates, criminology, Corey crime connection, FBI, Social Security Administration, correlation, demographic factors, economic factors, behavioral patterns, scholarly discourse
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Data details
Popularity of the first name CoreyDetailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Corey
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Corey
Robberies in New York
Detailed data title: The robbery rate per 100,000 residents in New York
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Robberies in New York
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.9709237 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 97.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Robberies in New York) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Corey) over the 38 years from 1985 through 2022.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0. 0.0000000000000000000000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.99 in 0% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated
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INF variables to find a correlation like this one.
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I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
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In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 37 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 37 because we have two variables measured over a period of 38 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.97, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | |
Popularity of the first name Corey (Babies born) | 5608 | 6159 | 6774 | 7653 | 8291 | 8009 | 7224 | 6396 | 5936 | 5504 | 5182 | 4231 | 3548 | 3300 | 2913 | 2677 | 2306 | 2166 | 1926 | 1728 | 1735 | 1557 | 1423 | 1213 | 1149 | 1035 | 1047 | 904 | 894 | 826 | 773 | 791 | 672 | 645 | 611 | 568 | 538 | 453 |
Robberies in New York (Robbery rate) | 504.4 | 514.1 | 503.3 | 544.4 | 579.3 | 624.7 | 622.1 | 596.9 | 561.2 | 476.7 | 399.7 | 340 | 309.3 | 270.3 | 240.8 | 213.6 | 191.5 | 191.6 | 186.3 | 173.8 | 182.1 | 178.5 | 161.1 | 163.1 | 144 | 147.6 | 145.7 | 146.3 | 138.3 | 121.7 | 120.9 | 112.5 | 102.7 | 93.1 | 93.3 | 90.6 | 90.6 | 112 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([5608,6159,6774,7653,8291,8009,7224,6396,5936,5504,5182,4231,3548,3300,2913,2677,2306,2166,1926,1728,1735,1557,1423,1213,1149,1035,1047,904,894,826,773,791,672,645,611,568,538,453,])
array_2 = np.array([504.4,514.1,503.3,544.4,579.3,624.7,622.1,596.9,561.2,476.7,399.7,340,309.3,270.3,240.8,213.6,191.5,191.6,186.3,173.8,182.1,178.5,161.1,163.1,144,147.6,145.7,146.3,138.3,121.7,120.9,112.5,102.7,93.1,93.3,90.6,90.6,112,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Corey"
array_2_name = "Robberies in New York"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 1378 · Black Variable ID: 2150 · Red Variable ID: 20207