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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and the second variable is Google searches for 'avocado toast'.  The chart goes from 2008 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky increased, more avocados were smuggled across state borders hidden in stolen cars. This led to a surplus of avocados in local markets, making avocados more affordable and popular. As a result, Kentuckians embraced the avocado toast trend, driving up Google searches for avocado toast as they sought out the latest culinary delight. The stolen cars inadvertently paved the way for a toast revolution in the state.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Style: Whimsical illustration Prompt: In a bustling scene, the streets of Kentucky come to life as an unusual juxtaposition unfolds. Police cars patrol the roads, marked by flickering red and blue lights, while caution tape cordons off parking lots, hinting at the recent surge in motor vehicle thefts. Meanwhile, the digital world reveals a contrasting trend as screens illuminate with Google searches for avocado toast, reflecting the growing fascination with this trendy dish. Amid this unlikely combination, grocery stores overflow with crates of ripe avocados, their vibrant green skins catching the eye. On the streets, avocados lie scattered, dropped by clumsy thieves in their hasty escape. Not far away, cafes and kitchens buzz with activity as people enthusiastically embrace the avocado toast craze, spreading creamy avocado onto golden slices of bread. Chefs and patrons alike are animatedly creating and relishing this culinary delight, adding a whimsical touch to the chaotic scene. The overall illustration should capture the coexistence of increased criminal activity and the emergence of a popular food trend within the same vibrant, whimsical world. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the situation described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here is a situation: Increase in Motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky caused avocado toast Google searches to increase due to the rise in amateur vigilante efforts to track down the stolen vehicles. As thieves fled the scene, many clumsy criminals dropped their avocados, leading to an unexpected surge in avocado availability. This abundance of avocados fueled a regional obsession with avocado toast, as people scrambled to use up the surplus avocados before they turned into guacamole.. Given that situation, which of the following image descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand and the tone of the explanation. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cybernetic art Whimsical illustration A Discovery magazine cover image Pop art Oragami
ChatGPT: Whimsical illustration

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated and the explanation described. Do not reference graphs or charts; describe physical objects.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that depicts the following situation. Keep the description simple. Increase in Motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky caused avocado toast Google searches to increase due to the rise in amateur vigilante efforts to track down the stolen vehicles. As thieves fled the scene, many clumsy criminals dropped their avocados, leading to an unexpected surge in avocado availability. This abundance of avocados fueled a regional obsession with avocado toast, as people scrambled to use up the surplus avocados before they turned into guacamole.
ChatGPT: In a visual scene, we see an increase in motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky, indicated by more police cars patrolling the streets and caution tape surrounding parking lots. At the same time, we witness an influx of Google searches for avocado toast on people's computer screens and mobile devices. Meanwhile, the grocery stores are filled with crates of avocados, and on the streets, there are avocados scattered around as clumsy thieves drop them while fleeing. In cafes and kitchens, people are busy spreading avocado on toast, with many patrons and chefs excitedly creating and devouring the trendy dish.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Whimsical illustration ] and depicting this scene: In a visual scene, we see an increase in motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky, indicated by more police cars patrolling the streets and caution tape surrounding parking lots. At the same time, we witness an influx of Google searches for avocado toast on people's computer screens and mobile devices. Meanwhile, the grocery stores are filled with crates of avocados, and on the streets, there are avocados scattered around as clumsy thieves drop them while fleeing. In cafes and kitchens, people are busy spreading avocado on toast, with many patrons and chefs excitedly creating and devouring the trendy dish. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Style: Whimsical illustration Prompt: In a bustling scene, the streets of Kentucky come to life as an unusual juxtaposition unfolds. Police cars patrol the roads, marked by flickering red and blue lights, while caution tape cordons off parking lots, hinting at the recent surge in motor vehicle thefts. Meanwhile, the digital world reveals a contrasting trend as screens illuminate with Google searches for avocado toast, reflecting the growing fascination with this trendy dish. Amid this unlikely combination, grocery stores overflow with crates of ripe avocados, their vibrant green skins catching the eye. On the streets, avocados lie scattered, dropped by clumsy thieves in their hasty escape. Not far away, cafes and kitchens buzz with activity as people enthusiastically embrace the avocado toast craze, spreading creamy avocado onto golden slices of bread. Chefs and patrons alike are animatedly creating and relishing this culinary delight, adding a whimsical touch to the chaotic scene. The overall illustration should capture the coexistence of increased criminal activity and the emergence of a popular food trend within the same vibrant, whimsical world.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky caused avocado toast (Google searches for 'avocado toast') to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Guac and Roll: The Avo-Crime Connection - An Examination of Motor Vehicle Thefts in Kentucky and Google Searches for 'Avocado Toast'

The Journal of Gastronomic Criminology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9212906 and p < 0.01 for 2008 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Guac and Roll: The Avo-Crime Connection - An Examination of Motor Vehicle Thefts in Kentucky and Google Searches for 'Avocado Toast'

[[ABSTRACT]]
Avocado toast has taken the world by storm, but could it also be linked to vehicle thefts? In this study, we examine the correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast' from 2008 to 2022. Our analysis of data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Google Trends revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9212906 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive association between the two variables. While the causation remains uncertain, our findings suggest that there may be a ripe connection between the rising popularity of avocado toast and the spiking rates of motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky. This research not only sheds light on a peculiar correlation but also serves as a humorous reminder to keep a close eye on your avo-car-do.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Guac and Roll: The Avo-Crime Connection - An Examination of Motor Vehicle Thefts in Kentucky and Google Searches for 'Avocado Toast'

[[ABSTRACT]]
Avocado toast has taken the world by storm, but could it also be linked to vehicle thefts? In this study, we examine the correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast' from 2008 to 2022. Our analysis of data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Google Trends revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9212906 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive association between the two variables. While the causation remains uncertain, our findings suggest that there may be a ripe connection between the rising popularity of avocado toast and the spiking rates of motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky. This research not only sheds light on a peculiar correlation but also serves as a humorous reminder to keep a close eye on your avo-car-do.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Avocado toast, once a humble breakfast option, has transformed into a cultural phenomenon that has permeated the culinary world, social media, and now, apparently, criminal activity. As the millennial generation embraces this creamy, green delight with fervor, it appears that the allure of avocado toast may extend beyond taste buds and Instagram feeds, spilling over into the realm of law enforcement and crime statistics.

The state of Kentucky, known for its thoroughbred horses and bourbon, also unfortunately figures prominently in motor vehicle theft statistics. In a surprising twist, our study seeks to explore the potential link between this criminal activity and the increasing popularity of avocado toast. While the connection may seem as improbable as finding ripe avocados at a convenience store, our preliminary analysis indicates a curiously strong positive association. This unlikely pairing raises eyebrows and prompts a critical inquiry into the dynamics at play.

This research, while lighthearted in its theme, delves into a serious issue that merits attention from both academic and societal perspectives. By examining the relationship between seemingly unrelated trends, we aim to provide valuable insights into the intersecting domains of food trends and criminal behavior. In the process, we hope to reveal the underlying mechanisms that may drive individuals to engage in vehicular larceny while daydreaming of creamy avocado toppings.

As we embark on this unconventional exploration, it is imperative to maintain a healthy dose of skepticism and humor. The whimsical nature of our investigation should not overshadow the potential implications of our findings. The avo-crime connection, as we shall come to know it, encompasses both the absurd and the intriguing, offering a unique lens through which to view the societal fabric. So, as we roll into the heart of our study, let us keep our guac at the ready and our sense of humor finely ripened.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Guac and Roll: The Avo-Crime Connection - An Examination of Motor Vehicle Thefts in Kentucky and Google Searches for 'Avocado Toast'

[[ABSTRACT]]
Avocado toast has taken the world by storm, but could it also be linked to vehicle thefts? In this study, we examine the correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast' from 2008 to 2022. Our analysis of data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Google Trends revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9212906 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive association between the two variables. While the causation remains uncertain, our findings suggest that there may be a ripe connection between the rising popularity of avocado toast and the spiking rates of motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky. This research not only sheds light on a peculiar correlation but also serves as a humorous reminder to keep a close eye on your avo-car-do.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Avocado toast, once a humble breakfast option, has transformed into a cultural phenomenon that has permeated the culinary world, social media, and now, apparently, criminal activity. As the millennial generation embraces this creamy, green delight with fervor, it appears that the allure of avocado toast may extend beyond taste buds and Instagram feeds, spilling over into the realm of law enforcement and crime statistics.
The state of Kentucky, known for its thoroughbred horses and bourbon, also unfortunately figures prominently in motor vehicle theft statistics. In a surprising twist, our study seeks to explore the potential link between this criminal activity and the increasing popularity of avocado toast. While the connection may seem as improbable as finding ripe avocados at a convenience store, our preliminary analysis indicates a curiously strong positive association. This unlikely pairing raises eyebrows and prompts a critical inquiry into the dynamics at play.
This research, while lighthearted in its theme, delves into a serious issue that merits attention from both academic and societal perspectives. By examining the relationship between seemingly unrelated trends, we aim to provide valuable insights into the intersecting domains of food trends and criminal behavior. In the process, we hope to reveal the underlying mechanisms that may drive individuals to engage in vehicular larceny while daydreaming of creamy avocado toppings.
As we embark on this unconventional exploration, it is imperative to maintain a healthy dose of skepticism and humor. The whimsical nature of our investigation should not overshadow the potential implications of our findings. The avo-crime connection, as we shall come to know it, encompasses both the absurd and the intriguing, offering a unique lens through which to view the societal fabric. So, as we roll into the heart of our study, let us keep our guac at the ready and our sense of humor finely ripened.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The connection between seemingly unrelated phenomena has long captured the curiosity of researchers and the public alike. In their seminal work, Smith et al. (2010) explored the complex interplay between food trends and societal behavior, shedding light on the unexpected consequences of culinary innovations. Similarly, Doe and Jones (2015) delved into the realm of criminal psychology, uncovering the intricate motivations behind unlawful activities.

Moving beyond the traditional academic discourse, popular non-fiction works such as "The Tangled Web of Food Trends" by Foodie Expert (2018) and "Criminal Minds: The Quirks of Illegal Behavior" by Criminologist Guru (2013) have also broached the subject matter, albeit with varying degrees of empirical rigor.

Fictional narratives have not been immune to the appeal of this peculiar juxtaposition. Works such as "Toast of Deception" by Novel Wordsmith (2017) and "The Great Avocado Caper" by Mystery Maven (2019) weave gripping tales that tiptoe along the blurred line between gastronomic indulgence and criminal intrigue.

In the realm of animated entertainment, childhood favorites like "Inspector Avocado and the Case of the Stolen Wheels" and "Sleuth Squad: The Mystery of the Missing Cars" have subliminally primed generations with a penchant for detecting anomalies in avocado-themed capers.

The dearth of formal academic inquiry into the correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast' is both conspicuous and tantalizing. As our research endeavors to plumb the depths of this enigmatic connection, we tread into uncharted territory with a blend of inquisitiveness and whimsy, mindful that the interplay of food fads and felonious acts may yield unexpected insights – and perhaps a few chuckles along the way.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Google Trends . You used data from 2008 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Guac and Roll: The Avo-Crime Connection - An Examination of Motor Vehicle Thefts in Kentucky and Google Searches for 'Avocado Toast'

[[ABSTRACT]]
Avocado toast has taken the world by storm, but could it also be linked to vehicle thefts? In this study, we examine the correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast' from 2008 to 2022. Our analysis of data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Google Trends revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9212906 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive association between the two variables. While the causation remains uncertain, our findings suggest that there may be a ripe connection between the rising popularity of avocado toast and the spiking rates of motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky. This research not only sheds light on a peculiar correlation but also serves as a humorous reminder to keep a close eye on your avo-car-do.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Avocado toast, once a humble breakfast option, has transformed into a cultural phenomenon that has permeated the culinary world, social media, and now, apparently, criminal activity. As the millennial generation embraces this creamy, green delight with fervor, it appears that the allure of avocado toast may extend beyond taste buds and Instagram feeds, spilling over into the realm of law enforcement and crime statistics.
The state of Kentucky, known for its thoroughbred horses and bourbon, also unfortunately figures prominently in motor vehicle theft statistics. In a surprising twist, our study seeks to explore the potential link between this criminal activity and the increasing popularity of avocado toast. While the connection may seem as improbable as finding ripe avocados at a convenience store, our preliminary analysis indicates a curiously strong positive association. This unlikely pairing raises eyebrows and prompts a critical inquiry into the dynamics at play.
This research, while lighthearted in its theme, delves into a serious issue that merits attention from both academic and societal perspectives. By examining the relationship between seemingly unrelated trends, we aim to provide valuable insights into the intersecting domains of food trends and criminal behavior. In the process, we hope to reveal the underlying mechanisms that may drive individuals to engage in vehicular larceny while daydreaming of creamy avocado toppings.
As we embark on this unconventional exploration, it is imperative to maintain a healthy dose of skepticism and humor. The whimsical nature of our investigation should not overshadow the potential implications of our findings. The avo-crime connection, as we shall come to know it, encompasses both the absurd and the intriguing, offering a unique lens through which to view the societal fabric. So, as we roll into the heart of our study, let us keep our guac at the ready and our sense of humor finely ripened.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

In order to investigate the potential correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast', an extensive and multi-faceted methodology was employed. The analysis utilized both quantitative and qualitative research methods to uncover any complex and unsuspecting associations between the two seemingly unrelated phenomena.

First, data on motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky was obtained from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services. This source provided a comprehensive overview of reported thefts, encompassing a range of vehicle types and locations within the state. Concurrently, Google Trends was utilized to procure search volume data for 'avocado toast' from 2008 to 2022. The search volume data was specifically focused on Kentucky to ensure an accurate representation of regional search behaviors.

The collected data was then subjected to a rigorous analysis, employing advanced statistical techniques to identify any patterns or connections. As the relationship between avocado toast searches and motor vehicle thefts is presumed to be indirect and multifaceted, we employed cutting-edge statistical modeling, including multiple regression analysis and time series analysis.

To ensure the robustness and reliability of our findings, various control variables were also considered in the analysis. Factors such as economic indicators, demographic shifts, and even climate variations were included in the modeling process to isolate the unique influence of avocado toast searches on motor vehicle thefts. This approach not only enabled a comprehensive examination of the avo-crime connection but also added a layer of complexity reminiscent of deciphering the perfect avocado ripeness.

Additionally, qualitative data from online forums, social media platforms, and community discussions was gathered to provide contextual insight into the cultural significance of avocado toast and its potential impact on consumer behavior. This qualitative component, although at first glance seemingly unrelated to statistical analysis, offers a rich and nuanced understanding of the public perception and engagement with the avocado toast trend. The amalgamation of quantitative and qualitative methodologies allowed for a holistic assessment of the avo-crime phenomenon, resembling the intricate and flavorful layers of a well-crafted avocado toast.

Overall, we aimed to employ a methodological approach as multifaceted and dynamic as the subjects under investigation. By integrating diverse analytical methods and data sources, our study strives to offer a comprehensive understanding of the interplay between food trends and criminal activities, all while keeping the research process as light and flavorful as a perfectly seasoned avocado toast.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Google Trends .

For the time period 2008 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9212906, r-squared of 0.8487764, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Guac and Roll: The Avo-Crime Connection - An Examination of Motor Vehicle Thefts in Kentucky and Google Searches for 'Avocado Toast'

[[ABSTRACT]]
Avocado toast has taken the world by storm, but could it also be linked to vehicle thefts? In this study, we examine the correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast' from 2008 to 2022. Our analysis of data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Google Trends revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9212906 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive association between the two variables. While the causation remains uncertain, our findings suggest that there may be a ripe connection between the rising popularity of avocado toast and the spiking rates of motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky. This research not only sheds light on a peculiar correlation but also serves as a humorous reminder to keep a close eye on your avo-car-do.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Avocado toast, once a humble breakfast option, has transformed into a cultural phenomenon that has permeated the culinary world, social media, and now, apparently, criminal activity. As the millennial generation embraces this creamy, green delight with fervor, it appears that the allure of avocado toast may extend beyond taste buds and Instagram feeds, spilling over into the realm of law enforcement and crime statistics.
The state of Kentucky, known for its thoroughbred horses and bourbon, also unfortunately figures prominently in motor vehicle theft statistics. In a surprising twist, our study seeks to explore the potential link between this criminal activity and the increasing popularity of avocado toast. While the connection may seem as improbable as finding ripe avocados at a convenience store, our preliminary analysis indicates a curiously strong positive association. This unlikely pairing raises eyebrows and prompts a critical inquiry into the dynamics at play.
This research, while lighthearted in its theme, delves into a serious issue that merits attention from both academic and societal perspectives. By examining the relationship between seemingly unrelated trends, we aim to provide valuable insights into the intersecting domains of food trends and criminal behavior. In the process, we hope to reveal the underlying mechanisms that may drive individuals to engage in vehicular larceny while daydreaming of creamy avocado toppings.
As we embark on this unconventional exploration, it is imperative to maintain a healthy dose of skepticism and humor. The whimsical nature of our investigation should not overshadow the potential implications of our findings. The avo-crime connection, as we shall come to know it, encompasses both the absurd and the intriguing, offering a unique lens through which to view the societal fabric. So, as we roll into the heart of our study, let us keep our guac at the ready and our sense of humor finely ripened.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of data pertaining to motor vehicle thefts in the state of Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast' from 2008 to 2022 revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9212906, with an r-squared value of 0.8487764 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong positive association between the two variables. This statistical relationship indicates that as Google searches for 'avocado toast' increased, so did the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in the Bluegrass State. The implications of this unlikely correlation invite both contemplation and amusement, as we delve into the unexpected convergence of culinary trends and criminal activity.

The significant correlation is visually represented in Figure 1, a scatterplot demonstrating the robust positive relationship between the two variables. While it may seem as surprising as finding a ripe avocado in a barren market, the data vividly portray the peculiar association between the rise of avocado toast and the surge in motor vehicle thefts.

The findings of this study raise intriguing questions about the potential social and psychological factors at play. While we cannot assert causality between avocado toast and motor vehicle thefts, the conspicuous correlation prompts us to consider the influence of cultural phenomena on criminal behavior. As we peel back the layers of this connection, we are reminded that the world of statistical analysis is indeed full of surprises – much like cutting open an avocado to discover its condition.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Guac and Roll: The Avo-Crime Connection - An Examination of Motor Vehicle Thefts in Kentucky and Google Searches for 'Avocado Toast'

[[ABSTRACT]]
Avocado toast has taken the world by storm, but could it also be linked to vehicle thefts? In this study, we examine the correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast' from 2008 to 2022. Our analysis of data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Google Trends revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9212906 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive association between the two variables. While the causation remains uncertain, our findings suggest that there may be a ripe connection between the rising popularity of avocado toast and the spiking rates of motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky. This research not only sheds light on a peculiar correlation but also serves as a humorous reminder to keep a close eye on your avo-car-do.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The connection between seemingly unrelated phenomena has long captured the curiosity of researchers and the public alike. In their seminal work, Smith et al. (2010) explored the complex interplay between food trends and societal behavior, shedding light on the unexpected consequences of culinary innovations. Similarly, Doe and Jones (2015) delved into the realm of criminal psychology, uncovering the intricate motivations behind unlawful activities.
Moving beyond the traditional academic discourse, popular non-fiction works such as "The Tangled Web of Food Trends" by Foodie Expert (2018) and "Criminal Minds: The Quirks of Illegal Behavior" by Criminologist Guru (2013) have also broached the subject matter, albeit with varying degrees of empirical rigor.
Fictional narratives have not been immune to the appeal of this peculiar juxtaposition. Works such as "Toast of Deception" by Novel Wordsmith (2017) and "The Great Avocado Caper" by Mystery Maven (2019) weave gripping tales that tiptoe along the blurred line between gastronomic indulgence and criminal intrigue.
In the realm of animated entertainment, childhood favorites like "Inspector Avocado and the Case of the Stolen Wheels" and "Sleuth Squad: The Mystery of the Missing Cars" have subliminally primed generations with a penchant for detecting anomalies in avocado-themed capers.
The dearth of formal academic inquiry into the correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast' is both conspicuous and tantalizing. As our research endeavors to plumb the depths of this enigmatic connection, we tread into uncharted territory with a blend of inquisitiveness and whimsy, mindful that the interplay of food fads and felonious acts may yield unexpected insights – and perhaps a few chuckles along the way.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of data pertaining to motor vehicle thefts in the state of Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast' from 2008 to 2022 revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9212906, with an r-squared value of 0.8487764 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong positive association between the two variables. This statistical relationship indicates that as Google searches for 'avocado toast' increased, so did the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in the Bluegrass State. The implications of this unlikely correlation invite both contemplation and amusement, as we delve into the unexpected convergence of culinary trends and criminal activity.
The significant correlation is visually represented in Figure 1, a scatterplot demonstrating the robust positive relationship between the two variables. While it may seem as surprising as finding a ripe avocado in a barren market, the data vividly portray the peculiar association between the rise of avocado toast and the surge in motor vehicle thefts.
The findings of this study raise intriguing questions about the potential social and psychological factors at play. While we cannot assert causality between avocado toast and motor vehicle thefts, the conspicuous correlation prompts us to consider the influence of cultural phenomena on criminal behavior. As we peel back the layers of this connection, we are reminded that the world of statistical analysis is indeed full of surprises – much like cutting open an avocado to discover its condition.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of this study provide compelling evidence of a noteworthy association between motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast', affirming the curious link that had hitherto been relegated to the realm of whimsical speculation. The robust positive correlation coefficient of 0.9212906 found in this investigation not only corroborates the prior research that highlighted the interplay of food trends and societal behavior (Smith et al., 2010) but also validates the impish inklings dotted throughout popular non-fiction and fictional works.

Our findings lend support to the notion that seemingly incongruous phenomena can be intertwined in unconventional ways, akin to discovering the unexpected pairing of avocado and toast. The statistical relationship revealed in this study echoes the insightful musings of Foodie Expert (2018) and Criminologist Guru (2013), who, in their distinct genres, conjectured about the idiosyncratic undercurrents of human fascination with avocados and criminal inclinations.

Moreover, the visual representation of the correlation in Figure 1 evokes the whimsical astonishment akin to stumbling upon a perfectly ripe avocado. This whimsy permeates our understanding of the intertwining dynamics of culinary and criminal spheres, elucidating the exotically creamy undertones of this ostensibly outlandish association.

While it may appear as improbable as finding a pitless avocado, the correlation between the burgeoning popularity of avocado toast and the uptick in motor vehicle thefts remains a source of intellectual curiosity and amusement. As such, this study resonates with the adage: "Life is full of surprises, much like cutting open an avocado to discover its condition."

Our investigation, nestled at the intersection of statistical analysis and playful contemplation, not only expands the scholarly discourse on unconventional correlations but also reaffirms the delightful unpredictability of the human experience. In unraveling the guac and roll of this avocado-crime connection, we invite fellow scholars to savor the scholarly blend of inquisitiveness and whimsy, for there may be more secret ingredients yet to be unearthed in the tantalizing world of unexpected correlations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Guac and Roll: The Avo-Crime Connection - An Examination of Motor Vehicle Thefts in Kentucky and Google Searches for 'Avocado Toast'

[[ABSTRACT]]
Avocado toast has taken the world by storm, but could it also be linked to vehicle thefts? In this study, we examine the correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast' from 2008 to 2022. Our analysis of data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Google Trends revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9212906 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive association between the two variables. While the causation remains uncertain, our findings suggest that there may be a ripe connection between the rising popularity of avocado toast and the spiking rates of motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky. This research not only sheds light on a peculiar correlation but also serves as a humorous reminder to keep a close eye on your avo-car-do.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Avocado toast, once a humble breakfast option, has transformed into a cultural phenomenon that has permeated the culinary world, social media, and now, apparently, criminal activity. As the millennial generation embraces this creamy, green delight with fervor, it appears that the allure of avocado toast may extend beyond taste buds and Instagram feeds, spilling over into the realm of law enforcement and crime statistics.
The state of Kentucky, known for its thoroughbred horses and bourbon, also unfortunately figures prominently in motor vehicle theft statistics. In a surprising twist, our study seeks to explore the potential link between this criminal activity and the increasing popularity of avocado toast. While the connection may seem as improbable as finding ripe avocados at a convenience store, our preliminary analysis indicates a curiously strong positive association. This unlikely pairing raises eyebrows and prompts a critical inquiry into the dynamics at play.
This research, while lighthearted in its theme, delves into a serious issue that merits attention from both academic and societal perspectives. By examining the relationship between seemingly unrelated trends, we aim to provide valuable insights into the intersecting domains of food trends and criminal behavior. In the process, we hope to reveal the underlying mechanisms that may drive individuals to engage in vehicular larceny while daydreaming of creamy avocado toppings.
As we embark on this unconventional exploration, it is imperative to maintain a healthy dose of skepticism and humor. The whimsical nature of our investigation should not overshadow the potential implications of our findings. The avo-crime connection, as we shall come to know it, encompasses both the absurd and the intriguing, offering a unique lens through which to view the societal fabric. So, as we roll into the heart of our study, let us keep our guac at the ready and our sense of humor finely ripened.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of data pertaining to motor vehicle thefts in the state of Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast' from 2008 to 2022 revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9212906, with an r-squared value of 0.8487764 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong positive association between the two variables. This statistical relationship indicates that as Google searches for 'avocado toast' increased, so did the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in the Bluegrass State. The implications of this unlikely correlation invite both contemplation and amusement, as we delve into the unexpected convergence of culinary trends and criminal activity.
The significant correlation is visually represented in Figure 1, a scatterplot demonstrating the robust positive relationship between the two variables. While it may seem as surprising as finding a ripe avocado in a barren market, the data vividly portray the peculiar association between the rise of avocado toast and the surge in motor vehicle thefts.
The findings of this study raise intriguing questions about the potential social and psychological factors at play. While we cannot assert causality between avocado toast and motor vehicle thefts, the conspicuous correlation prompts us to consider the influence of cultural phenomena on criminal behavior. As we peel back the layers of this connection, we are reminded that the world of statistical analysis is indeed full of surprises – much like cutting open an avocado to discover its condition.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has illuminated a rather unexpected connection between the popularity of avocado toast and motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky. While this correlation may seem as unlikely as finding a perfectly ripe avocado first thing in the morning, our findings suggest that there is more to this peculiar relationship than meets the eye. As we contemplate the implications of our results, we are reminded of the importance of approaching statistical analysis with a sense of humor and an open mind. After all, who would have thought that the creamy, green goodness of avocado toast could be intertwined with the unlawful activity of vehicular larceny?

As we wrap up our discussion, it is essential to acknowledge the limitations of our study. While the correlation is undeniably strong, we cannot definitively assert a causal relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. The complexities of human behavior and societal influences are as multifaceted as the layers of an avocado, making it challenging to pinpoint the exact mechanisms driving this connection.

However, our research serves as a lighthearted yet thought-provoking exploration into the interplay of culinary trends and criminal behavior. It highlights the need for further investigations into the potential impact of food fads on various aspects of human activity. As we bid adieu to the avo-crime connection, we cannot help but marvel at the whimsical nature of the statistical landscape. Just as a perfectly ripe avocado brings joy to a dish, this unusual correlation adds a touch of intrigue and amusement to the realm of research.

In light of our entertaining yet insightful findings, we assert that no further research is needed in this area, and we encourage fellow researchers to embrace the unexpected and delight in the quirks of statistical exploration. After all, in the words of the famous avocado, "lettuce be thankful for the surprising connections that make life an a-peeling adventure!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Guac and Roll: The Avo-Crime Connection - An Examination of Motor Vehicle Thefts in Kentucky and Google Searches for 'Avocado Toast'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Gastronomic Criminology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Guac and Roll: The Avo-Crime Connection - An Examination of Motor Vehicle Thefts in Kentucky and Google Searches for 'Avocado Toast'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Agricultural Criminology and Millennial Consumption Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Guac and Roll: The Avo-Crime Connection - An Examination of Motor Vehicle Thefts in Kentucky and Google Searches for 'Avocado Toast' with an abstract of Avocado toast has taken the world by storm, but could it also be linked to vehicle thefts? In this study, we examine the correlation between motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky and Google searches for 'avocado toast' from 2008 to 2022. Our analysis of data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Google Trends revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9212906 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong positive association between the two variables. While the causation remains uncertain, our findings suggest that there may be a ripe connection between the rising popularity of avocado toast and the spiking rates of motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky. This research not only sheds light on a peculiar correlation but also serves as a humorous reminder to keep a close eye on your avo-car-do.

ChatGPT:

motor vehicle thefts Kentucky, Google searches avocado toast, avocado toast popularity, correlation vehicle thefts Google searches, rising rates vehicle thefts, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services data, Google Trends analysis

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Data details

Motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky
Detailed data title: The motor vehicle theft rate per 100,000 residents in Kentucky
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky

Google searches for 'avocado toast'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'avocado toast' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'avocado toast'

Correlation r = 0.9212906 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8487764 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 84.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'avocado toast') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky) over the 15 years from 2008 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.08E-6. 0.0000010832363197740507000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 0.000108% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 923,160 random variables You don't actually need 923 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 14 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 14 because we have two variables measured over a period of 15 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.77, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky (Motor Vehicle Theft rate)179.4141.3143.5153.5153.5137.9144.5178224.3232.6234.5230256.8244.8214.2
Google searches for 'avocado toast' (Rel. search volume)0.3750.40.83333311.083332.55.1666712.252442.25495672.7565.2559.9167




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([179.4,141.3,143.5,153.5,153.5,137.9,144.5,178,224.3,232.6,234.5,230,256.8,244.8,214.2,])
array_2 = np.array([0.375,0.4,0.833333,1,1.08333,2.5,5.16667,12.25,24,42.25,49,56,72.75,65.25,59.9167,])
array_1_name = "Motor vehicle thefts in Kentucky"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'avocado toast'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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