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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Tiarra and the second variable is Violent crime rates.  The chart goes from 1985 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the popularity of the name Tiarra decreased, there were fewer individuals named Tiarra. This led to a nationwide shortage of Tiarra-tough individuals, who were often recruited by criminal organizations for their unique set of skills. With fewer Tiarra-tough enforcers available, the overall capability of organized crime to carry out violent activities was significantly reduced. This unexpected impact on the criminal underworld has sparked debates among sociologists and led some to suggest the implementation of Tiarra-naming incentives to maintain the delicate balance of toughness in our society.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an image of a tranquil town scene where the influences of tiaras are visibly diminishing. Portray a scene with a subdued ambiance, where individuals are engaged in peaceful activities, devoid of opulent tiaras usually associated with events and parties. Depict a lack of lavish adornments and illustrate how this absence has led to a decrease in envy and crime. Show a noticeable absence of tiaras and luxurious jewels, contributing to a serene and contented atmosphere. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the situation described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here is a situation: A decrease in the popularity of the first name Tiarra caused violent crime rates to also decrease due to a decrease in tiaras being worn, leading to a reduction in jealousy and envy among individuals. With fewer tiaras in circulation, there were fewer opportunities for heists and robberies, ultimately resulting in a decrease in violent crime rates.. Given that situation, which of the following image descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand and the tone of the explanation. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Art nouveau Oragami Cute cartoon Data cyber art a Polaroid photo
ChatGPT: Data cyber art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated and the explanation described. Do not reference graphs or charts; describe physical objects.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that depicts the following situation. Keep the description simple. A decrease in the popularity of the first name Tiarra caused violent crime rates to also decrease due to a decrease in tiaras being worn, leading to a reduction in jealousy and envy among individuals. With fewer tiaras in circulation, there were fewer opportunities for heists and robberies, ultimately resulting in a decrease in violent crime rates.
ChatGPT: Imagine a town where fewer people are wearing tiaras. You see a decrease in the number of fancy tiaras on display at events and parties. As a result, there are fewer shiny jewels and ornate trinkets to cause envy or jealousy. Without this temptation, individuals are less motivated to commit robberies or heists. Consequently, the decrease in the popularity of the name Tiarra has led to a decrease in violent crime as there are fewer tiaras around to tempt potential thieves.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Data cyber art ] and depicting this scene: Imagine a town where fewer people are wearing tiaras. You see a decrease in the number of fancy tiaras on display at events and parties. As a result, there are fewer shiny jewels and ornate trinkets to cause envy or jealousy. Without this temptation, individuals are less motivated to commit robberies or heists. Consequently, the decrease in the popularity of the name Tiarra has led to a decrease in violent crime as there are fewer tiaras around to tempt potential thieves. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an image of a tranquil town scene where the influences of tiaras are visibly diminishing. Portray a scene with a subdued ambiance, where individuals are engaged in peaceful activities, devoid of opulent tiaras usually associated with events and parties. Depict a lack of lavish adornments and illustrate how this absence has led to a decrease in envy and crime. Show a noticeable absence of tiaras and luxurious jewels, contributing to a serene and contented atmosphere.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the first name Tiarra caused Violent crime rates to decrease. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Terrors and Tiarra: Exploring the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Tiarra and Violent Crime Rates in the United States

The Journal of Eccentric Sociological Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Tiarra and Violent crime rates. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9242606 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Terrors and Tiarra: Exploring the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Tiarra and Violent Crime Rates in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
The popularity of the first name Tiarra has been a subject of fascination and bewilderment for many years, prompting our research team to delve into the murky world of statistics and criminal behavior. We harnessed the formidable power of data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to examine the vexing relationship between the proliferation of the name Tiarra and violent crime rates in the United States.

Our analysis unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9242606 and p < 0.01 when studying data from 1985 to 2021, indicating a robust positive association between the two variables. It appears that the more Tiarra's there are, the higher the likelihood of certain unsavory criminal activities. To put it bluntly, there seems to be a profound "Tiarra-fying" effect on societal violence.

This discovery sheds light on a peculiarly tantalizing aspect of human behavior and nomenclature, and the implications are as profound as they are unexpected. Our findings provoke both intrigue and amusement, as we ponder the potential impact of a simple name on the darker facets of human conduct. In the immortal words of Shakespeare, "What's in a name? That which we call a Tiarra by any other name would commit the same crimes."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Tiarra and Violent crime rates. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Terrors and Tiarra: Exploring the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Tiarra and Violent Crime Rates in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
The popularity of the first name Tiarra has been a subject of fascination and bewilderment for many years, prompting our research team to delve into the murky world of statistics and criminal behavior. We harnessed the formidable power of data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to examine the vexing relationship between the proliferation of the name Tiarra and violent crime rates in the United States.

Our analysis unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9242606 and p < 0.01 when studying data from 1985 to 2021, indicating a robust positive association between the two variables. It appears that the more Tiarra's there are, the higher the likelihood of certain unsavory criminal activities. To put it bluntly, there seems to be a profound "Tiarra-fying" effect on societal violence.

This discovery sheds light on a peculiarly tantalizing aspect of human behavior and nomenclature, and the implications are as profound as they are unexpected. Our findings provoke both intrigue and amusement, as we ponder the potential impact of a simple name on the darker facets of human conduct. In the immortal words of Shakespeare, "What's in a name? That which we call a Tiarra by any other name would commit the same crimes."

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The captivating allure of names and their influence on various aspects of human existence has long been a source of fascination and amusement. Tiarra, a name evoking images of grace and regality, has garnered particular attention due to its enigmatic popularity and its potential connection to societal phenomena. This research endeavors to unravel the perplexing relationship between the prevalence of the name Tiarra and the occurrence of violent crimes in the United States.

As we embark on this exploration, it is crucial to acknowledge the underlying premise that association does not imply causation. However, the correlation we have unearthed is so compelling that it cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence. It appears that the name Tiarra wields an inexplicable power, not only over the hearts of parents-to-be, but also, it seems, over certain elements of criminal behavior. One might say it has a "criminal coronation" effect, if you will.

Our analysis draws from a rich tapestry of data spanning several decades, allowing us to discern patterns and trends that may have eluded previous scrutiny. The robust statistical methods employed fortify our findings and provide a degree of confidence in the veracity of our observations. It's almost as if the data itself is saying, "Tiarra, Tiarra on the wall, who's the most correlated of them all?"

The implications of this research extend beyond the mere statistical association between a name and criminal activity. If a simple name can indeed exert an influence on societal behavior, it raises thought-provoking questions about the underlying mechanisms at play. Are individuals predisposed to certain behaviors based on their given names, or is there a broader societal dynamic at work? It seems that the name Tiarra may hold more sway than just being a symbol of elegance and refinement—it may also hold a criminal inclination, or perhaps a "nameinal" propensity towards violence.

As we delve further into this captivating realm of inquiry, we invite the reader to join us in unraveling the enigma of Terrors and Tiarra. For, as we shall discover, there may be more to a name than meets the eye. And, as every detective knows, it's often the most unassuming clues that crack the case wide open.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Tiarra and Violent crime rates. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Terrors and Tiarra: Exploring the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Tiarra and Violent Crime Rates in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
The popularity of the first name Tiarra has been a subject of fascination and bewilderment for many years, prompting our research team to delve into the murky world of statistics and criminal behavior. We harnessed the formidable power of data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to examine the vexing relationship between the proliferation of the name Tiarra and violent crime rates in the United States.

Our analysis unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9242606 and p < 0.01 when studying data from 1985 to 2021, indicating a robust positive association between the two variables. It appears that the more Tiarra's there are, the higher the likelihood of certain unsavory criminal activities. To put it bluntly, there seems to be a profound "Tiarra-fying" effect on societal violence.

This discovery sheds light on a peculiarly tantalizing aspect of human behavior and nomenclature, and the implications are as profound as they are unexpected. Our findings provoke both intrigue and amusement, as we ponder the potential impact of a simple name on the darker facets of human conduct. In the immortal words of Shakespeare, "What's in a name? That which we call a Tiarra by any other name would commit the same crimes."

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The captivating allure of names and their influence on various aspects of human existence has long been a source of fascination and amusement. Tiarra, a name evoking images of grace and regality, has garnered particular attention due to its enigmatic popularity and its potential connection to societal phenomena. This research endeavors to unravel the perplexing relationship between the prevalence of the name Tiarra and the occurrence of violent crimes in the United States.
As we embark on this exploration, it is crucial to acknowledge the underlying premise that association does not imply causation. However, the correlation we have unearthed is so compelling that it cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence. It appears that the name Tiarra wields an inexplicable power, not only over the hearts of parents-to-be, but also, it seems, over certain elements of criminal behavior. One might say it has a "criminal coronation" effect, if you will.
Our analysis draws from a rich tapestry of data spanning several decades, allowing us to discern patterns and trends that may have eluded previous scrutiny. The robust statistical methods employed fortify our findings and provide a degree of confidence in the veracity of our observations. It's almost as if the data itself is saying, "Tiarra, Tiarra on the wall, who's the most correlated of them all?"
The implications of this research extend beyond the mere statistical association between a name and criminal activity. If a simple name can indeed exert an influence on societal behavior, it raises thought-provoking questions about the underlying mechanisms at play. Are individuals predisposed to certain behaviors based on their given names, or is there a broader societal dynamic at work? It seems that the name Tiarra may hold more sway than just being a symbol of elegance and refinement—it may also hold a criminal inclination, or perhaps a "nameinal" propensity towards violence.
As we delve further into this captivating realm of inquiry, we invite the reader to join us in unraveling the enigma of Terrors and Tiarra. For, as we shall discover, there may be more to a name than meets the eye. And, as every detective knows, it's often the most unassuming clues that crack the case wide open.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

A number of scholarly works have investigated the etymology and cultural significance of names, shedding light on the intriguing ways in which nomenclature intersects with social phenomena. In "Names and Social Structure," Smith delves into the complex relationships between names and societal stratification, providing a foundational framework for understanding the potential impact of names on various aspects of human behavior. Similarly, Doe's analysis in "The Power of Naming" explores the symbolic power embedded in names, offering insights into the profound psychological and sociological implications of nomenclature.

Moving to more expansive realms, Jones' seminal work, "The Name Effect," delves into the potential influence of names on individual outcomes, examining how names may shape personal experiences and trajectories. These scholarly contributions set the stage for our investigation into the idiosyncratic correlation between the popularity of the name Tiarra and violent crime rates in the United States.

Expanding our purview beyond the academic domain, "The Name Book" by Moss represents a compendium of names and their meanings, encompassing a diverse array of cultural and linguistic origins. Within this extensive collection, the name Tiarra is presented alongside its connotations and historical significance, providing valuable contextual background for our exploration. In a less traditional vein, the fictional works "Crime and Punishment" by Dostoevsky and "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" by Larsson offer nuanced portrayals of criminality and intrigue, beckoning us to consider the enigmatic intersection between names and nefarious deeds.

Venturing into unconventional sources of insight, our research team conducted a thorough analysis of CVS receipts from a diverse array of locations, drawing upon the cryptic clues embedded within these quotidian artifacts. Although not a standard method in academic inquiries, this unorthodox approach yielded unexpected revelations, including the tantalizing possibility of a subliminal influence of the name Tiarra on the purchase of certain products. Our investigation, while whimsical in nature, underscores the multifaceted dimensions of our quest to unravel the mystifying link between Tiarra and violence.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Tiarra and Violent crime rates. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1985 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Terrors and Tiarra: Exploring the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Tiarra and Violent Crime Rates in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
The popularity of the first name Tiarra has been a subject of fascination and bewilderment for many years, prompting our research team to delve into the murky world of statistics and criminal behavior. We harnessed the formidable power of data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to examine the vexing relationship between the proliferation of the name Tiarra and violent crime rates in the United States.

Our analysis unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9242606 and p < 0.01 when studying data from 1985 to 2021, indicating a robust positive association between the two variables. It appears that the more Tiarra's there are, the higher the likelihood of certain unsavory criminal activities. To put it bluntly, there seems to be a profound "Tiarra-fying" effect on societal violence.

This discovery sheds light on a peculiarly tantalizing aspect of human behavior and nomenclature, and the implications are as profound as they are unexpected. Our findings provoke both intrigue and amusement, as we ponder the potential impact of a simple name on the darker facets of human conduct. In the immortal words of Shakespeare, "What's in a name? That which we call a Tiarra by any other name would commit the same crimes."

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The captivating allure of names and their influence on various aspects of human existence has long been a source of fascination and amusement. Tiarra, a name evoking images of grace and regality, has garnered particular attention due to its enigmatic popularity and its potential connection to societal phenomena. This research endeavors to unravel the perplexing relationship between the prevalence of the name Tiarra and the occurrence of violent crimes in the United States.
As we embark on this exploration, it is crucial to acknowledge the underlying premise that association does not imply causation. However, the correlation we have unearthed is so compelling that it cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence. It appears that the name Tiarra wields an inexplicable power, not only over the hearts of parents-to-be, but also, it seems, over certain elements of criminal behavior. One might say it has a "criminal coronation" effect, if you will.
Our analysis draws from a rich tapestry of data spanning several decades, allowing us to discern patterns and trends that may have eluded previous scrutiny. The robust statistical methods employed fortify our findings and provide a degree of confidence in the veracity of our observations. It's almost as if the data itself is saying, "Tiarra, Tiarra on the wall, who's the most correlated of them all?"
The implications of this research extend beyond the mere statistical association between a name and criminal activity. If a simple name can indeed exert an influence on societal behavior, it raises thought-provoking questions about the underlying mechanisms at play. Are individuals predisposed to certain behaviors based on their given names, or is there a broader societal dynamic at work? It seems that the name Tiarra may hold more sway than just being a symbol of elegance and refinement—it may also hold a criminal inclination, or perhaps a "nameinal" propensity towards violence.
As we delve further into this captivating realm of inquiry, we invite the reader to join us in unraveling the enigma of Terrors and Tiarra. For, as we shall discover, there may be more to a name than meets the eye. And, as every detective knows, it's often the most unassuming clues that crack the case wide open.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Data Collection:
The first step in our inquiry involved the acquisition of pertinent data on the prevalence of the name Tiarra and violent crime rates. To this end, our research team diligently scoured the annals of the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services. The extraction of data from these sources was not without its challenges, akin to navigating the treacherous terrain of a Tiarra-tory, but eventually, a comprehensive dataset spanning the years 1985 to 2021 was assembled.

Jest between colleagues: Why did the researcher bring a ladder to the library? Because they heard the best information could be found in the "high shelves" of the data archives!

Data Analysis:
Having compiled the data corpus, we embarked on a rigorous process of data cleaning and validation, akin to distinguishing the genuine Tiarra from the "tiarranical" pretenders. Once the integrity of the dataset was confirmed, we applied a series of sophisticated statistical analyses to examine the relationship between the prevalence of the name Tiarra and violent crime rates.

The statistical models utilized were as complex as untangling a web of Tiarra-themed conspiracy theories, including correlation analysis, regression models, and time series analysis. The choice of such esoteric statistical methods was justified by the need to capture the nuanced dynamics at play and avoid oversimplification of the puzzling Tiarra-crime nexus.

A lighthearted interruption: Why don't statisticians trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including the correlation between Tiarra and violent crime rates!

Control Variables:
In our pursuit of a robust understanding of the Tiarra-violence conundrum, we took great care in controlling for various sociodemographic factors that could confound the observed relationship. Variables such as gender, ethnicity, socioeconomic status, and geographic location were meticulously incorporated into our analyses to ensure that the prominence of the name Tiarra was not merely a proxy for other underlying societal influences.

It was a bit like attempting to corral a group of mischievous Tiarra enthusiasts into a disciplined and orderly assembly, but our efforts yielded a clearer grasp of the unique impact of the name Tiarra on violent crime rates.

A clever anecdote: Why are statistics professors never ready for Halloween? Because they can't find a costume that sums up the complexity of controlling for confounding variables in regression analysis!

Sensitivity Analysis:
Sensitivity analyses constituted an integral component of our methodological arsenal, designed to evaluate the robustness of our findings under varying conditions and assumptions. We subjected our models to a gamut of sensitivity tests, much like subjecting a fabled Tiarra tiara to trials of endurance and resilience.

The purpose of these meticulous investigations was to ascertain the stability of the correlation between Tiarra prevalence and violent crime rates across different time periods, geographical regions, and demographic strata. The overarching aim was to validate the veracity of our findings and guard against the possibility of spurious correlations resembling a mirage in a desolate Tiarra-swept landscape.

A whimsical observation: Why did the statistician bring a ladder and a telescope to the sensitivity analysis? To ensure they had a "high-level view" of potential outlier impact!

Ethical Considerations:
Throughout our rigorous odyssey into the realm of Tiarra and crime, we remained steadfast in upholding the principles of research ethics and integrity. The handling of sensitive data and the dissemination of our findings were governed by the highest standards of confidentiality and respect for privacy.

With the utmost solemnity, we ensured that the anonymity of individuals and communities implicated in the data remained inviolable, safeguarding them from the stigmatizing effects of our findings. It was a commitment akin to shielding the identity of a Tiarra aficionado in a world of Tiarra skeptics, honoring their right to privacy and dignity.

A playfully contemplative aside: Why did the researcher bring a map to the sensitivity analysis? To navigate the ethically complex "territrait" of statistical exploration and ensure they remained on the ethical path!

In summary, the culmination of our methodological endeavors enabled the meticulous exploration of the disconcerting link between the proliferation of the name Tiarra and the incidence of violent crimes. The journey was strewn with curious challenges and unexpected revelations, much like the unraveling of a cryptic Tiarra-inspired riddle.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Tiarra and Violent crime rates. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 1985 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9242606, r-squared of 0.8542576, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Terrors and Tiarra: Exploring the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Tiarra and Violent Crime Rates in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
The popularity of the first name Tiarra has been a subject of fascination and bewilderment for many years, prompting our research team to delve into the murky world of statistics and criminal behavior. We harnessed the formidable power of data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to examine the vexing relationship between the proliferation of the name Tiarra and violent crime rates in the United States.

Our analysis unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9242606 and p < 0.01 when studying data from 1985 to 2021, indicating a robust positive association between the two variables. It appears that the more Tiarra's there are, the higher the likelihood of certain unsavory criminal activities. To put it bluntly, there seems to be a profound "Tiarra-fying" effect on societal violence.

This discovery sheds light on a peculiarly tantalizing aspect of human behavior and nomenclature, and the implications are as profound as they are unexpected. Our findings provoke both intrigue and amusement, as we ponder the potential impact of a simple name on the darker facets of human conduct. In the immortal words of Shakespeare, "What's in a name? That which we call a Tiarra by any other name would commit the same crimes."

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The captivating allure of names and their influence on various aspects of human existence has long been a source of fascination and amusement. Tiarra, a name evoking images of grace and regality, has garnered particular attention due to its enigmatic popularity and its potential connection to societal phenomena. This research endeavors to unravel the perplexing relationship between the prevalence of the name Tiarra and the occurrence of violent crimes in the United States.
As we embark on this exploration, it is crucial to acknowledge the underlying premise that association does not imply causation. However, the correlation we have unearthed is so compelling that it cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence. It appears that the name Tiarra wields an inexplicable power, not only over the hearts of parents-to-be, but also, it seems, over certain elements of criminal behavior. One might say it has a "criminal coronation" effect, if you will.
Our analysis draws from a rich tapestry of data spanning several decades, allowing us to discern patterns and trends that may have eluded previous scrutiny. The robust statistical methods employed fortify our findings and provide a degree of confidence in the veracity of our observations. It's almost as if the data itself is saying, "Tiarra, Tiarra on the wall, who's the most correlated of them all?"
The implications of this research extend beyond the mere statistical association between a name and criminal activity. If a simple name can indeed exert an influence on societal behavior, it raises thought-provoking questions about the underlying mechanisms at play. Are individuals predisposed to certain behaviors based on their given names, or is there a broader societal dynamic at work? It seems that the name Tiarra may hold more sway than just being a symbol of elegance and refinement—it may also hold a criminal inclination, or perhaps a "nameinal" propensity towards violence.
As we delve further into this captivating realm of inquiry, we invite the reader to join us in unraveling the enigma of Terrors and Tiarra. For, as we shall discover, there may be more to a name than meets the eye. And, as every detective knows, it's often the most unassuming clues that crack the case wide open.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the relationship between the prevalence of the first name Tiarra and violent crime rates in the United States yielded a notably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9242606 and an r-squared value of 0.8542576 for the time period 1985 to 2021. This suggests that there is a robust positive association between the popularity of the name Tiarra and the incidence of violent crimes, much like the ever-tightening grip of a tiara on a beauty pageant winner's head.

Our findings indicate that as the prevalence of the name Tiarra increased, so did the rates of violent crimes, prompting us to consider whether Tiarra might hold a mysterious allure that coincides with criminal inclinations. One might say that Tiarra's popularity has a "criminal crown-trol," if you will.

The statistical significance of the correlation, with a p-value of less than 0.01, reinforces the credibility of this association. This suggests that it is highly unlikely that this correlation is due to random chance, unlike finding a quarter on the ground – those are dime a dozen!

Furthermore, the strength of the correlation, as illustrated in Figure 1, provides compelling evidence of the link between the popularity of the name Tiarra and violent crime rates. It is as if the name Tiarra has a "crime magnetism," drawing itself to criminal activities like a moth to a flame.

In light of these findings, it appears that the name Tiarra may indeed carry with it unexpected connotations and implications, potentially influencing societal dynamics in ways that have far-reaching repercussions. It's as though the name Tiarra is writing its own "crime story," sparking curiosity and ponderings into the curious byways of nomenclature and human behavior.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Tiarra and Violent crime rates. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Terrors and Tiarra: Exploring the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Tiarra and Violent Crime Rates in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
The popularity of the first name Tiarra has been a subject of fascination and bewilderment for many years, prompting our research team to delve into the murky world of statistics and criminal behavior. We harnessed the formidable power of data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to examine the vexing relationship between the proliferation of the name Tiarra and violent crime rates in the United States.

Our analysis unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9242606 and p < 0.01 when studying data from 1985 to 2021, indicating a robust positive association between the two variables. It appears that the more Tiarra's there are, the higher the likelihood of certain unsavory criminal activities. To put it bluntly, there seems to be a profound "Tiarra-fying" effect on societal violence.

This discovery sheds light on a peculiarly tantalizing aspect of human behavior and nomenclature, and the implications are as profound as they are unexpected. Our findings provoke both intrigue and amusement, as we ponder the potential impact of a simple name on the darker facets of human conduct. In the immortal words of Shakespeare, "What's in a name? That which we call a Tiarra by any other name would commit the same crimes."

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
A number of scholarly works have investigated the etymology and cultural significance of names, shedding light on the intriguing ways in which nomenclature intersects with social phenomena. In "Names and Social Structure," Smith delves into the complex relationships between names and societal stratification, providing a foundational framework for understanding the potential impact of names on various aspects of human behavior. Similarly, Doe's analysis in "The Power of Naming" explores the symbolic power embedded in names, offering insights into the profound psychological and sociological implications of nomenclature.
Moving to more expansive realms, Jones' seminal work, "The Name Effect," delves into the potential influence of names on individual outcomes, examining how names may shape personal experiences and trajectories. These scholarly contributions set the stage for our investigation into the idiosyncratic correlation between the popularity of the name Tiarra and violent crime rates in the United States.
Expanding our purview beyond the academic domain, "The Name Book" by Moss represents a compendium of names and their meanings, encompassing a diverse array of cultural and linguistic origins. Within this extensive collection, the name Tiarra is presented alongside its connotations and historical significance, providing valuable contextual background for our exploration. In a less traditional vein, the fictional works "Crime and Punishment" by Dostoevsky and "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" by Larsson offer nuanced portrayals of criminality and intrigue, beckoning us to consider the enigmatic intersection between names and nefarious deeds.
Venturing into unconventional sources of insight, our research team conducted a thorough analysis of CVS receipts from a diverse array of locations, drawing upon the cryptic clues embedded within these quotidian artifacts. Although not a standard method in academic inquiries, this unorthodox approach yielded unexpected revelations, including the tantalizing possibility of a subliminal influence of the name Tiarra on the purchase of certain products. Our investigation, while whimsical in nature, underscores the multifaceted dimensions of our quest to unravel the mystifying link between Tiarra and violence.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between the prevalence of the first name Tiarra and violent crime rates in the United States yielded a notably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9242606 and an r-squared value of 0.8542576 for the time period 1985 to 2021. This suggests that there is a robust positive association between the popularity of the name Tiarra and the incidence of violent crimes, much like the ever-tightening grip of a tiara on a beauty pageant winner's head.
Our findings indicate that as the prevalence of the name Tiarra increased, so did the rates of violent crimes, prompting us to consider whether Tiarra might hold a mysterious allure that coincides with criminal inclinations. One might say that Tiarra's popularity has a "criminal crown-trol," if you will.
The statistical significance of the correlation, with a p-value of less than 0.01, reinforces the credibility of this association. This suggests that it is highly unlikely that this correlation is due to random chance, unlike finding a quarter on the ground – those are dime a dozen!
Furthermore, the strength of the correlation, as illustrated in Figure 1, provides compelling evidence of the link between the popularity of the name Tiarra and violent crime rates. It is as if the name Tiarra has a "crime magnetism," drawing itself to criminal activities like a moth to a flame.
In light of these findings, it appears that the name Tiarra may indeed carry with it unexpected connotations and implications, potentially influencing societal dynamics in ways that have far-reaching repercussions. It's as though the name Tiarra is writing its own "crime story," sparking curiosity and ponderings into the curious byways of nomenclature and human behavior.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our investigation provide compelling support for the existence of a strong positive correlation between the prevalence of the first name Tiarra and violent crime rates in the United States. This outcome resonates with prior research on the potential influence of names on various aspects of human behavior, affirming the profound "Tiarra-fying" effect on societal violence. It seems that the name Tiarra may indeed have a mysterious allure that coincides with criminal inclinations, almost like a siren's song drawing unwitting sailors toward the rocks.

Our findings corroborate the scholarly works that have delved into the symbolic power embedded in names, echoing the idiosyncratic correlation between nomenclature and social phenomena. The "Tiarra-fying" effect we have unearthed mirrors the observations made by Smith, Doe, and Jones in their respective studies, underscoring the intricate relationships between names and societal dynamics. It appears that the "crown-trol" of Tiarra's popularity exerts a tangible influence on the incidence of violent crimes, capturing the imagination much like the enigmatic allure of a tiara on a beauty pageant winner.

The robustness of the correlation, as demonstrated by the statistical significance and the strength of the association, serves to debunk any notion of mere happenstance and reinforces the credibility of this intriguing link. The "crime magnetism" of the name Tiarra, akin to a moth drawn to a flame, appears to be a palpable force shaping societal dynamics, much like the irresistible pull of a dad joke at the dinner table.

In conclusion, our research has shed light on the enigmatic connection between the popularity of the name Tiarra and violent crime rates, offering a glimpse into the tantalizing impact of nomenclature on the darker facets of human conduct. This exploration into the "crime story" of Tiarra has sparked new avenues of inquiry into the captivating interplay between names and nefarious deeds, leaving us to ponder the profound implications of a simple name. It appears that indeed, what's in a name? That which we call Tiarra by any other name might not have the same "crime story" after all.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Tiarra and Violent crime rates. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Terrors and Tiarra: Exploring the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Tiarra and Violent Crime Rates in the United States

[[ABSTRACT]]
The popularity of the first name Tiarra has been a subject of fascination and bewilderment for many years, prompting our research team to delve into the murky world of statistics and criminal behavior. We harnessed the formidable power of data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to examine the vexing relationship between the proliferation of the name Tiarra and violent crime rates in the United States.

Our analysis unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9242606 and p < 0.01 when studying data from 1985 to 2021, indicating a robust positive association between the two variables. It appears that the more Tiarra's there are, the higher the likelihood of certain unsavory criminal activities. To put it bluntly, there seems to be a profound "Tiarra-fying" effect on societal violence.

This discovery sheds light on a peculiarly tantalizing aspect of human behavior and nomenclature, and the implications are as profound as they are unexpected. Our findings provoke both intrigue and amusement, as we ponder the potential impact of a simple name on the darker facets of human conduct. In the immortal words of Shakespeare, "What's in a name? That which we call a Tiarra by any other name would commit the same crimes."

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The captivating allure of names and their influence on various aspects of human existence has long been a source of fascination and amusement. Tiarra, a name evoking images of grace and regality, has garnered particular attention due to its enigmatic popularity and its potential connection to societal phenomena. This research endeavors to unravel the perplexing relationship between the prevalence of the name Tiarra and the occurrence of violent crimes in the United States.
As we embark on this exploration, it is crucial to acknowledge the underlying premise that association does not imply causation. However, the correlation we have unearthed is so compelling that it cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence. It appears that the name Tiarra wields an inexplicable power, not only over the hearts of parents-to-be, but also, it seems, over certain elements of criminal behavior. One might say it has a "criminal coronation" effect, if you will.
Our analysis draws from a rich tapestry of data spanning several decades, allowing us to discern patterns and trends that may have eluded previous scrutiny. The robust statistical methods employed fortify our findings and provide a degree of confidence in the veracity of our observations. It's almost as if the data itself is saying, "Tiarra, Tiarra on the wall, who's the most correlated of them all?"
The implications of this research extend beyond the mere statistical association between a name and criminal activity. If a simple name can indeed exert an influence on societal behavior, it raises thought-provoking questions about the underlying mechanisms at play. Are individuals predisposed to certain behaviors based on their given names, or is there a broader societal dynamic at work? It seems that the name Tiarra may hold more sway than just being a symbol of elegance and refinement—it may also hold a criminal inclination, or perhaps a "nameinal" propensity towards violence.
As we delve further into this captivating realm of inquiry, we invite the reader to join us in unraveling the enigma of Terrors and Tiarra. For, as we shall discover, there may be more to a name than meets the eye. And, as every detective knows, it's often the most unassuming clues that crack the case wide open.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between the prevalence of the first name Tiarra and violent crime rates in the United States yielded a notably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9242606 and an r-squared value of 0.8542576 for the time period 1985 to 2021. This suggests that there is a robust positive association between the popularity of the name Tiarra and the incidence of violent crimes, much like the ever-tightening grip of a tiara on a beauty pageant winner's head.
Our findings indicate that as the prevalence of the name Tiarra increased, so did the rates of violent crimes, prompting us to consider whether Tiarra might hold a mysterious allure that coincides with criminal inclinations. One might say that Tiarra's popularity has a "criminal crown-trol," if you will.
The statistical significance of the correlation, with a p-value of less than 0.01, reinforces the credibility of this association. This suggests that it is highly unlikely that this correlation is due to random chance, unlike finding a quarter on the ground – those are dime a dozen!
Furthermore, the strength of the correlation, as illustrated in Figure 1, provides compelling evidence of the link between the popularity of the name Tiarra and violent crime rates. It is as if the name Tiarra has a "crime magnetism," drawing itself to criminal activities like a moth to a flame.
In light of these findings, it appears that the name Tiarra may indeed carry with it unexpected connotations and implications, potentially influencing societal dynamics in ways that have far-reaching repercussions. It's as though the name Tiarra is writing its own "crime story," sparking curiosity and ponderings into the curious byways of nomenclature and human behavior.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has brought to light a compelling and, some might say, luminous correlation between the popularity of the first name Tiarra and violent crime rates in the United States. It seems that Tiarra's ascent in popularity is accompanied by an unsettling surge in violent behaviors. One could say that Tiarra’s name is creating a "tiar-anny" in statistical terms! These findings underscore the profoundly curious link between nomenclature and societal dynamics, shining a spotlight on the potential implications of a seemingly innocuous name.

Further exploration into the mechanisms underlying this correlation could yield intriguing insights into the intricate tapestry of human behavior and the unexpected influences at play. As we consider the implications of our research, one cannot help but recognize the eerie power of a name to exert influence over certain societal phenomena. It’s almost as if Tiarra's name is casting a "spell-check" on societal behavior!

However, it is crucial to approach these findings with a healthy degree of skepticism, as correlation does not imply causation. But in the case of Tiarra, it does seem to imply a "caus-tiara"-like effect!

Nevertheless, it is clear that there is a remarkable statistical relationship between the prevalence of the name Tiarra and the occurrence of violent crimes. This brings new meaning to the phrase "crime of fashion," doesn't it?

Having revealed this captivating correlation, our findings beckon further exploration into the enthralling interplay between names and societal dynamics. But for now, we can confidently assert that no more research is needed in this "tiar-rifying" area of inquiry!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Terrors and Tiarra: Exploring the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Tiarra and Violent Crime Rates in the United States. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Eccentric Sociological Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Terrors and Tiarra: Exploring the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Tiarra and Violent Crime Rates in the United States. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Eccentric Sociological Inquiry


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Terrors and Tiarra: Exploring the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Tiarra and Violent Crime Rates in the United States with an abstract of The popularity of the first name Tiarra has been a subject of fascination and bewilderment for many years, prompting our research team to delve into the murky world of statistics and criminal behavior. We harnessed the formidable power of data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to examine the vexing relationship between the proliferation of the name Tiarra and violent crime rates in the United States.
Our analysis unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9242606 and p < 0.01 when studying data from 1985 to 2021, indicating a robust positive association between the two variables. It appears that the more Tiarra's there are, the higher the likelihood of certain unsavory criminal activities. To put it bluntly, there seems to be a profound "Tiarra-fying" effect on societal violence.
This discovery sheds light on a peculiarly tantalizing aspect of human behavior and nomenclature, and the implications are as profound as they are unexpected. Our findings provoke both intrigue and amusement, as we ponder the potential impact of a simple name on the darker facets of human conduct. In the immortal words of Shakespeare, "What's in a name? That which we call a Tiarra by any other name would commit the same crimes.

ChatGPT:

Tiarra, violent crime rates, correlation, United States, popularity, name, statistics, US Social Security Administration, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, analysis, correlation coefficient, "Tiarra-fying" effect, societal violence, human behavior, nomenclature, implications, Shakespeare, criminal activities

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Tiarra
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Tiarra
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Tiarra

Violent crime rates
Detailed data title: The violent crime rate per 100,000 residents in United States
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Violent crime rates

Correlation r = 0.9242606 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8542576 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 85.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Violent crime rates) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Tiarra) over the 37 years from 1985 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.3E-16. 0.0000000000000003324928864973
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 3.3E-14% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 3,007,583,141,205,400 random variables You don't actually need 3 quadrillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 36 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 36 because we have two variables measured over a period of 37 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.86, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1985198619871988198919901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Popularity of the first name Tiarra (Babies born)739912016916818020014116620018918118115614312410780846799594346332629151815913810758
Violent crime rates (Violent crime)558.1620.1612.5640.6666.9729.6758.2757.7747.1713.6684.5636.6611567.6523506.5504.5494.4475.8463.2469479.3471.8458.6431.9404.5387.1387.8369.1361.6373.7397.5394.9383.4380.8398.5387




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
  5. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([73,99,120,169,168,180,200,141,166,200,189,181,181,156,143,124,107,80,84,67,99,59,43,46,33,26,29,15,18,15,9,13,8,10,7,5,8,])
array_2 = np.array([558.1,620.1,612.5,640.6,666.9,729.6,758.2,757.7,747.1,713.6,684.5,636.6,611,567.6,523,506.5,504.5,494.4,475.8,463.2,469,479.3,471.8,458.6,431.9,404.5,387.1,387.8,369.1,361.6,373.7,397.5,394.9,383.4,380.8,398.5,387,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Tiarra"
array_2_name = "Violent crime rates"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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