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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Stockton, California and the second variable is Number of Public Library Members in the UK.  The chart goes from 2003 to 2014, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The smog drifting across the globe inadvertently carried a love for reading, inspiring people in the UK to join their local libraries in search of fresh air... and fresh books! It's a novel case of pollution leading to a breath of literary fresh air across the pond!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image capturing the contrasting scenes of Stockton, California, enveloped in thick smog and the UK public library with a crowd of eager readers. The juxtaposition of the two settings should convey the stark contrast between pollution and the celebration of knowledge. The atmosphere should be depicted with an emphasis on the smog engulfing Stockton, while the UK scene depicts the energy and excitement of the crowd outside the public library. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a funny image you would see on reddit A scene from Skyrim 3D Pixar Style Photorealism Charcoal
ChatGPT: A scene from Skyrim

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK, in the following situation: The smog drifting across the globe inadvertently carried a love for reading, inspiring people in the UK to join their local libraries in search of fresh air... and fresh books! It's a novel case of pollution leading to a breath of literary fresh air across the pond!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Stockton, California, thick smog hung in the air, while across the globe in the UK, a crowd of people gathered outside a public library, eager to join and breathe in the joy of reading.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A scene from Skyrim ] and depicting this scene: In Stockton, California, thick smog hung in the air, while across the globe in the UK, a crowd of people gathered outside a public library, eager to join and breathe in the joy of reading. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image capturing the contrasting scenes of Stockton, California, enveloped in thick smog and the UK public library with a crowd of eager readers. The juxtaposition of the two settings should convey the stark contrast between pollution and the celebration of knowledge. The atmosphere should be depicted with an emphasis on the smog engulfing Stockton, while the UK scene depicts the energy and excitement of the crowd outside the public library.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Air pollution in Stockton, California caused Number of Public Library Members in the UK to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Dusty pages and Dirty Air: A Novel Connection Between Air Pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK

Journal of Environmental Epidemiology and Public Library Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Statista to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8600495 and p < 0.01 for 2003 to 2014.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Dusty pages and Dirty Air: A Novel Connection Between Air Pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected relationship between air pollution levels in Stockton, California and the number of public library members in the UK. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, a correlation coefficient of 0.8600495 with p < 0.01 for the period of 2003 to 2014 was revealed. The findings suggest a significant association between the dusty, particulate matter-laden air of Stockton and the tendency of individuals in the UK to seek solace in literature and knowledge, as evidenced by library memberships. This tantalizing connection opens up a realm of peculiar possibilities as we delve deeper into the intricate dance between seemingly unconnected phenomena. The unexpected link between atmospheric pollutants and a love for literature shines a light on the intricate web of influences that govern human behaviors and preferences. Further investigation into this remarkable correlation is warranted to unlock the intriguing nuances underlying this seemingly whimsical relationship.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Dusty pages and Dirty Air: A Novel Connection Between Air Pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected relationship between air pollution levels in Stockton, California and the number of public library members in the UK. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, a correlation coefficient of 0.8600495 with p < 0.01 for the period of 2003 to 2014 was revealed. The findings suggest a significant association between the dusty, particulate matter-laden air of Stockton and the tendency of individuals in the UK to seek solace in literature and knowledge, as evidenced by library memberships. This tantalizing connection opens up a realm of peculiar possibilities as we delve deeper into the intricate dance between seemingly unconnected phenomena. The unexpected link between atmospheric pollutants and a love for literature shines a light on the intricate web of influences that govern human behaviors and preferences. Further investigation into this remarkable correlation is warranted to unlock the intriguing nuances underlying this seemingly whimsical relationship.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION

The relationship between environmental factors and human behavior has long been a subject of interest and inquiry. While much research has focused on the direct health effects of air pollution, the potential influence of atmospheric conditions on cultural and recreational activities has received less attention. However, in recent years, a burgeoning body of evidence has suggested that the impacts of air pollution may extend beyond respiratory health, reaching into the realms of leisure activities and cultural proclivities.

Our study delves into the hitherto unexplored connection between air pollution levels in Stockton, California, and the number of public library members in the UK. The juxtaposition of these seemingly disparate elements may strike one as whimsical or capricious, but rigorous data analysis reveals a correlation that defies conventional expectations. By scrutinizing air quality measurements from the Environmental Protection Agency and public library membership data from Statista, we have unveiled a noteworthy association between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.8600495 with a p-value less than 0.01 during the period of 2003 to 2014 has raised eyebrows and piqued curiosity among scholars and laypersons alike.

The arcane relationship between the dusty, particulate matter-laden air of Stockton and the bibliophilic inclinations of individuals across the pond in the UK is not merely an esoteric curiosity; it has broader implications for understanding the interplay between environmental factors and cultural preferences. As we tread into this unconventional avenue of inquiry, we are reminded of the adage, "where there's smog, there's prose," implying that the prevalence of atmospheric pollution may exert a curious pull on the literary predilections of a populace located oceans away.

Unearthing this unexpected alliance between atmospheric pollutants and a predilection for literary engagement not only challenges traditional disciplinary boundaries but also prompts us to reexamine the inextricable interconnections between seemingly unrelated phenomena. As we embark on this scientific journey, we must maintain a keen eye for the intricacies and idiosyncrasies that pervade our natural and cultural environments, for it is amidst these peculiarities that serendipitous discoveries often lie in wait.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Dusty pages and Dirty Air: A Novel Connection Between Air Pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected relationship between air pollution levels in Stockton, California and the number of public library members in the UK. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, a correlation coefficient of 0.8600495 with p < 0.01 for the period of 2003 to 2014 was revealed. The findings suggest a significant association between the dusty, particulate matter-laden air of Stockton and the tendency of individuals in the UK to seek solace in literature and knowledge, as evidenced by library memberships. This tantalizing connection opens up a realm of peculiar possibilities as we delve deeper into the intricate dance between seemingly unconnected phenomena. The unexpected link between atmospheric pollutants and a love for literature shines a light on the intricate web of influences that govern human behaviors and preferences. Further investigation into this remarkable correlation is warranted to unlock the intriguing nuances underlying this seemingly whimsical relationship.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The relationship between environmental factors and human behavior has long been a subject of interest and inquiry. While much research has focused on the direct health effects of air pollution, the potential influence of atmospheric conditions on cultural and recreational activities has received less attention. However, in recent years, a burgeoning body of evidence has suggested that the impacts of air pollution may extend beyond respiratory health, reaching into the realms of leisure activities and cultural proclivities.
Our study delves into the hitherto unexplored connection between air pollution levels in Stockton, California, and the number of public library members in the UK. The juxtaposition of these seemingly disparate elements may strike one as whimsical or capricious, but rigorous data analysis reveals a correlation that defies conventional expectations. By scrutinizing air quality measurements from the Environmental Protection Agency and public library membership data from Statista, we have unveiled a noteworthy association between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.8600495 with a p-value less than 0.01 during the period of 2003 to 2014 has raised eyebrows and piqued curiosity among scholars and laypersons alike.
The arcane relationship between the dusty, particulate matter-laden air of Stockton and the bibliophilic inclinations of individuals across the pond in the UK is not merely an esoteric curiosity; it has broader implications for understanding the interplay between environmental factors and cultural preferences. As we tread into this unconventional avenue of inquiry, we are reminded of the adage, "where there's smog, there's prose," implying that the prevalence of atmospheric pollution may exert a curious pull on the literary predilections of a populace located oceans away.
Unearthing this unexpected alliance between atmospheric pollutants and a predilection for literary engagement not only challenges traditional disciplinary boundaries but also prompts us to reexamine the inextricable interconnections between seemingly unrelated phenomena. As we embark on this scientific journey, we must maintain a keen eye for the intricacies and idiosyncrasies that pervade our natural and cultural environments, for it is amidst these peculiarities that serendipitous discoveries often lie in wait.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Intrigued by the unusual correlation between air pollution in Stockton, California, and public library memberships in the UK, we set out to contextualize this serendipitous discovery within the extant body of scholarly literature. To our surprise, existing research on this precise topic is rather scarce, leaving us with limited empirical foundations to build upon. Nonetheless, we strive to offer a comprehensive overview, drawing from tangentially related studies and interdisciplinary insights to shed light on this unanticipated linkage.

Smith et al. (2010) explored the impact of environmental stressors on human behavior, unraveling the multifaceted ways in which individuals respond to ambient conditions. While their investigation did not explicitly address the connection between air pollution and literary proclivities, their framework provides a theoretical backdrop for delving into the idiosyncratic responses of individuals to atmospheric pollutants. Likewise, Doe and Jones (2015) delved into the societal consequences of environmental degradation, hinting at the potential far-reaching implications of pollution on cultural preferences.

Turning to non-fiction works, "The Air I Breathe: Pollution and Its Unseen Influence" by Brown (2018) presents a comprehensive account of the pervasive influence of air pollutants on human physiology and cognition. Although the book offers no direct insights into the realm of literature, its exploration of the subtle and unseen impacts of pollution sets the stage for our investigation. In a similar vein, "The Library Book" by Orlean (2018) provides a captivating narrative of the transcendent power of libraries, indirectly alluding to the unanticipated allure of literature in the face of environmental adversity.

Shifting gears, we draw upon the realm of fiction to glean unconventional perspectives. "The Poisoned City" by Clark (2018), though a work of fiction, weaves a compelling tale of environmental crisis and its ripple effects on human behaviors and community dynamics. Though purely fictional, the allegorical resonance with our research endeavor is uncanny, prompting us to glance askance at unconventional sources for inspiration and insight.

In a bid to discern peculiar cultural nuances, the authors found it fit to immerse themselves in related television programs. "Dirty Jobs," a documentary series chronicling unenviable professions, provoked ruminations on the less glamourous vicissitudes of urban life, including the unsuspected impact of pollution on leisure time activities. Meanwhile, "Reading Rainbow," while ostensibly unrelated, sparked a curiosity for the enchanting world of literature and the unforeseen forces that influence one's predilections for literary engagement.

In amalgamating these diverse sources, the authors seek not only to elucidate the enigmatic linkage between atmospheric pollutants and a proclivity for literary pursuits but also to infuse a dose of whimsy and unanticipated delight into the oftentimes austere corridors of academic inquiry. This unorthodox journey through scholarly pursuits beckons us to reconsider the boundaries of conventional wisdom and the unexpected intersection of seemingly discordant phenomena.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Statista . You used data from 2003 to 2014

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Dusty pages and Dirty Air: A Novel Connection Between Air Pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected relationship between air pollution levels in Stockton, California and the number of public library members in the UK. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, a correlation coefficient of 0.8600495 with p < 0.01 for the period of 2003 to 2014 was revealed. The findings suggest a significant association between the dusty, particulate matter-laden air of Stockton and the tendency of individuals in the UK to seek solace in literature and knowledge, as evidenced by library memberships. This tantalizing connection opens up a realm of peculiar possibilities as we delve deeper into the intricate dance between seemingly unconnected phenomena. The unexpected link between atmospheric pollutants and a love for literature shines a light on the intricate web of influences that govern human behaviors and preferences. Further investigation into this remarkable correlation is warranted to unlock the intriguing nuances underlying this seemingly whimsical relationship.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The relationship between environmental factors and human behavior has long been a subject of interest and inquiry. While much research has focused on the direct health effects of air pollution, the potential influence of atmospheric conditions on cultural and recreational activities has received less attention. However, in recent years, a burgeoning body of evidence has suggested that the impacts of air pollution may extend beyond respiratory health, reaching into the realms of leisure activities and cultural proclivities.
Our study delves into the hitherto unexplored connection between air pollution levels in Stockton, California, and the number of public library members in the UK. The juxtaposition of these seemingly disparate elements may strike one as whimsical or capricious, but rigorous data analysis reveals a correlation that defies conventional expectations. By scrutinizing air quality measurements from the Environmental Protection Agency and public library membership data from Statista, we have unveiled a noteworthy association between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.8600495 with a p-value less than 0.01 during the period of 2003 to 2014 has raised eyebrows and piqued curiosity among scholars and laypersons alike.
The arcane relationship between the dusty, particulate matter-laden air of Stockton and the bibliophilic inclinations of individuals across the pond in the UK is not merely an esoteric curiosity; it has broader implications for understanding the interplay between environmental factors and cultural preferences. As we tread into this unconventional avenue of inquiry, we are reminded of the adage, "where there's smog, there's prose," implying that the prevalence of atmospheric pollution may exert a curious pull on the literary predilections of a populace located oceans away.
Unearthing this unexpected alliance between atmospheric pollutants and a predilection for literary engagement not only challenges traditional disciplinary boundaries but also prompts us to reexamine the inextricable interconnections between seemingly unrelated phenomena. As we embark on this scientific journey, we must maintain a keen eye for the intricacies and idiosyncrasies that pervade our natural and cultural environments, for it is amidst these peculiarities that serendipitous discoveries often lie in wait.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Data Collection:
The research team gathered air pollution data from Stockton, California, utilizing information from the Environmental Protection Agency's air quality monitoring stations. This data encompassed measurements of particulate matter, nitrogen dioxide, sulfur dioxide, and ozone levels from 2003 to 2014. The number of public library members in the UK was obtained from Statista, providing a comprehensive snapshot of library participation during the same time period. The arduous process of cross-referencing these disparate datasets demanded meticulous attention and a healthy dose of caffeinated fortitude.

Data Analysis:
To investigate the potential correlation between air pollution levels in Stockton and the number of public library members in the UK, a series of statistical analyses were conducted. A Pearson correlation coefficient was computed to ascertain the strength and direction of the relationship between these variables. The resulting coefficient of 0.8600495 kindled a spark of intrigue amongst the research team, prompting equal parts consternation and excitement. The tantalizing possibility of an unforeseen connection between the hazy skies of Stockton and the collective penchant for literary enrichment across the Atlantic stirred a sense of academic delight.

Control Variables:
In a conscientious effort to account for extraneous influences, several control variables were considered in the analysis. Parameters such as socio-economic indicators, educational attainment, and access to digital resources were meticulously factored into the model, ensuring that the identified relationship between air pollution and library memberships remained robust in the face of potential confounders. This prudent approach aimed to dispel any lingering suspicions that our findings were merely a convoluted confounding artifact.

Ethical Considerations:
Throughout the research process, ethical guidelines were rigorously upheld, safeguarding the integrity of the data and the dignity of the research subjects. The research team remained steadfast in their commitment to the ethical principles outlined in the Declaration of Helsinki, recognizing the paramount importance of beneficence and respect for the autonomy of individuals, whether they be beleaguered denizens of Stockton or ardent readers frequenting UK libraries. Every facet of the research endeavor adhered to the doctrine that integrity and ethical rectitude form the bedrock of scholarly inquiry, even in the most whimsical of pursuits.

Limitations:
As with any exploratory endeavor, this study is not immune to limitations. The reliance on secondary data sources, while extensive, may introduce an element of imperfection into the analysis. Furthermore, the constraints inherent in observational studies necessitate caution in inferring causality from the identified correlation. It is imperative to approach these findings with a judicious blend of curiosity and skepticism, recognizing that the whimsical nature of our line of inquiry invites a healthy dose of scientific circumspection.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Statista .

For the time period 2003 to 2014, you found a correlation 0.8600495, r-squared of 0.7396851, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Dusty pages and Dirty Air: A Novel Connection Between Air Pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected relationship between air pollution levels in Stockton, California and the number of public library members in the UK. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, a correlation coefficient of 0.8600495 with p < 0.01 for the period of 2003 to 2014 was revealed. The findings suggest a significant association between the dusty, particulate matter-laden air of Stockton and the tendency of individuals in the UK to seek solace in literature and knowledge, as evidenced by library memberships. This tantalizing connection opens up a realm of peculiar possibilities as we delve deeper into the intricate dance between seemingly unconnected phenomena. The unexpected link between atmospheric pollutants and a love for literature shines a light on the intricate web of influences that govern human behaviors and preferences. Further investigation into this remarkable correlation is warranted to unlock the intriguing nuances underlying this seemingly whimsical relationship.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
The relationship between environmental factors and human behavior has long been a subject of interest and inquiry. While much research has focused on the direct health effects of air pollution, the potential influence of atmospheric conditions on cultural and recreational activities has received less attention. However, in recent years, a burgeoning body of evidence has suggested that the impacts of air pollution may extend beyond respiratory health, reaching into the realms of leisure activities and cultural proclivities.
Our study delves into the hitherto unexplored connection between air pollution levels in Stockton, California, and the number of public library members in the UK. The juxtaposition of these seemingly disparate elements may strike one as whimsical or capricious, but rigorous data analysis reveals a correlation that defies conventional expectations. By scrutinizing air quality measurements from the Environmental Protection Agency and public library membership data from Statista, we have unveiled a noteworthy association between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.8600495 with a p-value less than 0.01 during the period of 2003 to 2014 has raised eyebrows and piqued curiosity among scholars and laypersons alike.
The arcane relationship between the dusty, particulate matter-laden air of Stockton and the bibliophilic inclinations of individuals across the pond in the UK is not merely an esoteric curiosity; it has broader implications for understanding the interplay between environmental factors and cultural preferences. As we tread into this unconventional avenue of inquiry, we are reminded of the adage, "where there's smog, there's prose," implying that the prevalence of atmospheric pollution may exert a curious pull on the literary predilections of a populace located oceans away.
Unearthing this unexpected alliance between atmospheric pollutants and a predilection for literary engagement not only challenges traditional disciplinary boundaries but also prompts us to reexamine the inextricable interconnections between seemingly unrelated phenomena. As we embark on this scientific journey, we must maintain a keen eye for the intricacies and idiosyncrasies that pervade our natural and cultural environments, for it is amidst these peculiarities that serendipitous discoveries often lie in wait.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the relationship between air pollution in Stockton, California and the number of public library members in the UK has revealed a remarkably robust correlation. For the time period of 2003 to 2014, a correlation coefficient of 0.8600495, an r-squared value of 0.7396851, and a p-value less than 0.01 were obtained, indicating a strong and statistically significant association between these seemingly incongruous variables.

Furthermore, a scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the positive correlation between air pollution levels in Stockton and the number of public library members in the UK, allowing for a clear interpretation of the robust relationship observed.

The unexpected alignment between the dusty ambiance of Stockton and the literary proclivities of individuals across the ocean beckons further investigation and contemplation, as it challenges conventional wisdom and exposes the whimsical intricacies of human behavior and cultural predilections.

These findings not only offer a captivating perspective on the interrelation of atmospheric conditions and cultural preferences but also hint at the intriguing interplay of disparate factors that shape human inclinations. Indeed, the revelation of this correlation invites the consideration of the idiosyncrasies and capriciousness that underpin human behaviors, emphasizing the enchanting tapestry of influences that guide societal predilections.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Dusty pages and Dirty Air: A Novel Connection Between Air Pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected relationship between air pollution levels in Stockton, California and the number of public library members in the UK. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, a correlation coefficient of 0.8600495 with p < 0.01 for the period of 2003 to 2014 was revealed. The findings suggest a significant association between the dusty, particulate matter-laden air of Stockton and the tendency of individuals in the UK to seek solace in literature and knowledge, as evidenced by library memberships. This tantalizing connection opens up a realm of peculiar possibilities as we delve deeper into the intricate dance between seemingly unconnected phenomena. The unexpected link between atmospheric pollutants and a love for literature shines a light on the intricate web of influences that govern human behaviors and preferences. Further investigation into this remarkable correlation is warranted to unlock the intriguing nuances underlying this seemingly whimsical relationship.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Intrigued by the unusual correlation between air pollution in Stockton, California, and public library memberships in the UK, we set out to contextualize this serendipitous discovery within the extant body of scholarly literature. To our surprise, existing research on this precise topic is rather scarce, leaving us with limited empirical foundations to build upon. Nonetheless, we strive to offer a comprehensive overview, drawing from tangentially related studies and interdisciplinary insights to shed light on this unanticipated linkage.
Smith et al. (2010) explored the impact of environmental stressors on human behavior, unraveling the multifaceted ways in which individuals respond to ambient conditions. While their investigation did not explicitly address the connection between air pollution and literary proclivities, their framework provides a theoretical backdrop for delving into the idiosyncratic responses of individuals to atmospheric pollutants. Likewise, Doe and Jones (2015) delved into the societal consequences of environmental degradation, hinting at the potential far-reaching implications of pollution on cultural preferences.
Turning to non-fiction works, "The Air I Breathe: Pollution and Its Unseen Influence" by Brown (2018) presents a comprehensive account of the pervasive influence of air pollutants on human physiology and cognition. Although the book offers no direct insights into the realm of literature, its exploration of the subtle and unseen impacts of pollution sets the stage for our investigation. In a similar vein, "The Library Book" by Orlean (2018) provides a captivating narrative of the transcendent power of libraries, indirectly alluding to the unanticipated allure of literature in the face of environmental adversity.
Shifting gears, we draw upon the realm of fiction to glean unconventional perspectives. "The Poisoned City" by Clark (2018), though a work of fiction, weaves a compelling tale of environmental crisis and its ripple effects on human behaviors and community dynamics. Though purely fictional, the allegorical resonance with our research endeavor is uncanny, prompting us to glance askance at unconventional sources for inspiration and insight.
In a bid to discern peculiar cultural nuances, the authors found it fit to immerse themselves in related television programs. "Dirty Jobs," a documentary series chronicling unenviable professions, provoked ruminations on the less glamourous vicissitudes of urban life, including the unsuspected impact of pollution on leisure time activities. Meanwhile, "Reading Rainbow," while ostensibly unrelated, sparked a curiosity for the enchanting world of literature and the unforeseen forces that influence one's predilections for literary engagement.
In amalgamating these diverse sources, the authors seek not only to elucidate the enigmatic linkage between atmospheric pollutants and a proclivity for literary pursuits but also to infuse a dose of whimsy and unanticipated delight into the oftentimes austere corridors of academic inquiry. This unorthodox journey through scholarly pursuits beckons us to reconsider the boundaries of conventional wisdom and the unexpected intersection of seemingly discordant phenomena.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between air pollution in Stockton, California and the number of public library members in the UK has revealed a remarkably robust correlation. For the time period of 2003 to 2014, a correlation coefficient of 0.8600495, an r-squared value of 0.7396851, and a p-value less than 0.01 were obtained, indicating a strong and statistically significant association between these seemingly incongruous variables.
Furthermore, a scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the positive correlation between air pollution levels in Stockton and the number of public library members in the UK, allowing for a clear interpretation of the robust relationship observed.
The unexpected alignment between the dusty ambiance of Stockton and the literary proclivities of individuals across the ocean beckons further investigation and contemplation, as it challenges conventional wisdom and exposes the whimsical intricacies of human behavior and cultural predilections.
These findings not only offer a captivating perspective on the interrelation of atmospheric conditions and cultural preferences but also hint at the intriguing interplay of disparate factors that shape human inclinations. Indeed, the revelation of this correlation invites the consideration of the idiosyncrasies and capriciousness that underpin human behaviors, emphasizing the enchanting tapestry of influences that guide societal predilections.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

In light of the unexpected correlation between air pollution in Stockton, California, and the number of public library members in the UK, it becomes imperative to delve into the implications of these findings and situate them within the existing body of scholarship. While our initial pursuit of this inquiry may have raised a few eyebrows, the results robustly support our hypothesis and shed light on the remarkably cohesive relationship between seemingly disparate variables.

Our scintillating findings are in line with the sparse literature that tenuously treads the terrain of environmental influence on cultural predilections. The tantalizing correlation we uncovered resonates with the theoretical underpinnings put forth by Smith et al. (2010), albeit they never fathomed the connection between air pollution and literary enchantment. Likewise, the allegorical resonance with "The Poisoned City" by Clark (2018) hints at the unforeseen ripple effects of environmental adversity on human behaviors, a prescient insight that has found validation in our empirical investigation.

In elucidating this remarkable correlation, we have not only uncovered a previously uncharted linkage but also invited the reconsideration of the whimsical and capricious influences that underpin human inclinations. The enchanting tapestry of influences that guide societal predilections has been vividly illuminated by our findings, underlining the intricate dance between atmospheric conditions and cultural preferences.

Moreover, our results offer a veritable feast for contemplation; the dusty pages of Stockton seem to whisper to the literary hearts across the ocean, fostering a peculiar yet undeniable bond that transcends geographic and atmospheric barriers. The robustness of our findings, signaled by the striking correlation coefficient and p-value, provides compelling evidence of the influence of air pollution on the cerebral journeys sought within the intellectual sanctuaries of libraries. The dusty allure of literature seems to beckon amidst the particulate-laden atmosphere, suggesting that perhaps, in the face of environmental adversity, the solace of literature becomes an indispensable refuge.

Our foray into this esoteric realm of inquiry, while seemingly whimsical at its inception, has yielded a profusion of unexpected implications. The intersection of seemingly discordant phenomena has not only broadened the horizons of our understanding but also underscored the potent influence of unseen environmental forces on human behaviors. This unanticipated linkage is a testament to the myriad ways in which human proclivities are shaped, urging us to pause and marvel at the enigmatic dance of influences that govern our cultural predilections.

In closing, our investigation into the surprising connection between air pollution in Stockton, California, and the number of public library members in the UK has not only enriched the scholarly milieu but also kindled a renewed appreciation for the serendipitous discoveries that transpire within the labyrinthine corridors of research.


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System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Dusty pages and Dirty Air: A Novel Connection Between Air Pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unexpected relationship between air pollution levels in Stockton, California and the number of public library members in the UK. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, a correlation coefficient of 0.8600495 with p < 0.01 for the period of 2003 to 2014 was revealed. The findings suggest a significant association between the dusty, particulate matter-laden air of Stockton and the tendency of individuals in the UK to seek solace in literature and knowledge, as evidenced by library memberships. This tantalizing connection opens up a realm of peculiar possibilities as we delve deeper into the intricate dance between seemingly unconnected phenomena. The unexpected link between atmospheric pollutants and a love for literature shines a light on the intricate web of influences that govern human behaviors and preferences. Further investigation into this remarkable correlation is warranted to unlock the intriguing nuances underlying this seemingly whimsical relationship.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The relationship between environmental factors and human behavior has long been a subject of interest and inquiry. While much research has focused on the direct health effects of air pollution, the potential influence of atmospheric conditions on cultural and recreational activities has received less attention. However, in recent years, a burgeoning body of evidence has suggested that the impacts of air pollution may extend beyond respiratory health, reaching into the realms of leisure activities and cultural proclivities.
Our study delves into the hitherto unexplored connection between air pollution levels in Stockton, California, and the number of public library members in the UK. The juxtaposition of these seemingly disparate elements may strike one as whimsical or capricious, but rigorous data analysis reveals a correlation that defies conventional expectations. By scrutinizing air quality measurements from the Environmental Protection Agency and public library membership data from Statista, we have unveiled a noteworthy association between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.8600495 with a p-value less than 0.01 during the period of 2003 to 2014 has raised eyebrows and piqued curiosity among scholars and laypersons alike.
The arcane relationship between the dusty, particulate matter-laden air of Stockton and the bibliophilic inclinations of individuals across the pond in the UK is not merely an esoteric curiosity; it has broader implications for understanding the interplay between environmental factors and cultural preferences. As we tread into this unconventional avenue of inquiry, we are reminded of the adage, "where there's smog, there's prose," implying that the prevalence of atmospheric pollution may exert a curious pull on the literary predilections of a populace located oceans away.
Unearthing this unexpected alliance between atmospheric pollutants and a predilection for literary engagement not only challenges traditional disciplinary boundaries but also prompts us to reexamine the inextricable interconnections between seemingly unrelated phenomena. As we embark on this scientific journey, we must maintain a keen eye for the intricacies and idiosyncrasies that pervade our natural and cultural environments, for it is amidst these peculiarities that serendipitous discoveries often lie in wait.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between air pollution in Stockton, California and the number of public library members in the UK has revealed a remarkably robust correlation. For the time period of 2003 to 2014, a correlation coefficient of 0.8600495, an r-squared value of 0.7396851, and a p-value less than 0.01 were obtained, indicating a strong and statistically significant association between these seemingly incongruous variables.
Furthermore, a scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the positive correlation between air pollution levels in Stockton and the number of public library members in the UK, allowing for a clear interpretation of the robust relationship observed.
The unexpected alignment between the dusty ambiance of Stockton and the literary proclivities of individuals across the ocean beckons further investigation and contemplation, as it challenges conventional wisdom and exposes the whimsical intricacies of human behavior and cultural predilections.
These findings not only offer a captivating perspective on the interrelation of atmospheric conditions and cultural preferences but also hint at the intriguing interplay of disparate factors that shape human inclinations. Indeed, the revelation of this correlation invites the consideration of the idiosyncrasies and capriciousness that underpin human behaviors, emphasizing the enchanting tapestry of influences that guide societal predilections.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, the findings from this study unravel an unexpected and thought-provoking relationship between air pollution in Stockton, California, and the number of public library members in the UK. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8600495, along with the statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, speaks volumes about the intriguing connection between these seemingly unrelated variables. The results suggest that as the air in Stockton becomes laden with particulate matter, the bibliophilic inclinations of individuals in the UK seem to flourish, akin to a literary garden amidst the haze.

The positive correlation identified between air pollution levels and library memberships prompts us to ponder the whimsical influences that atmospheric conditions exert on cultural and recreational activities. It seems that amidst the dusty air of Stockton, there exists a magnetic pull that draws the denizens of the UK toward the hallowed halls of literature, as if the pages themselves yearn to be turned by those seeking refuge from the environmental tumult.

This unexpected relationship not only challenges traditional disciplinary boundaries but also underscores the intricate interplay between environmental factors and cultural predilections. It teases at the notion that perhaps there is more than meets the eye when it comes to the influences that shape our leisurely pursuits and intellectual inclinations. The findings warrant further scrutiny into the enigmatic ways in which atmospheric conditions may surreptitiously influence our behaviors and preferences, akin to the whispers of a gentle zephyr guiding us toward literary shores.

In light of these revelatory findings, the notion that "where there's smog, there's prose" takes on a newfound significance, urging us to consider the delightful caprices of human nature and the curious dance of influences that govern our choices. Yet, it is important to note that correlation does not imply causation, and while the link identified is intriguing, further research is needed to causally establish the mechanisms underlying this peculiar alliance. However, as we contemplate the intersection of air pollution and literary proclivities, we are reminded that amidst the haze of uncertainty, there often lies the sparkle of discovery.

In essence, this study opens the door to a realm of serendipitous possibilities, urging scholars to peer through the fog of conventional wisdom and embrace the whimsical nuances that underpin our cultural tapestry. It is in this spirit of scholarly inquiry and intellectual curiosity that we assert the completion of this investigation, recognizing that no more research is needed in this area.

And despite our dry formal tone, let's not inhale to give a fresh air to our research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Dusty pages and Dirty Air: A Novel Connection Between Air Pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Environmental Epidemiology and Public Library Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Dusty pages and Dirty Air: A Novel Connection Between Air Pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Environmental Bibliometrics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Dusty pages and Dirty Air: A Novel Connection Between Air Pollution in Stockton, California and Number of Public Library Members in the UK with an abstract of This study investigates the unexpected relationship between air pollution levels in Stockton, California and the number of public library members in the UK. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, a correlation coefficient of 0.8600495 with p < 0.01 for the period of 2003 to 2014 was revealed. The findings suggest a significant association between the dusty, particulate matter-laden air of Stockton and the tendency of individuals in the UK to seek solace in literature and knowledge, as evidenced by library memberships. This tantalizing connection opens up a realm of peculiar possibilities as we delve deeper into the intricate dance between seemingly unconnected phenomena. The unexpected link between atmospheric pollutants and a love for literature shines a light on the intricate web of influences that govern human behaviors and preferences. Further investigation into this remarkable correlation is warranted to unlock the intriguing nuances underlying this seemingly whimsical relationship.

ChatGPT:

Air pollution, Stockton California, public library members, UK, environmental protection agency, Statista, correlation coefficient, particulate matter, atmospheric pollutants, literature preferences, human behaviors, library memberships, peculiar correlation, influence of air pollution, human preferences, atmospheric phenomena

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Data details

Air pollution in Stockton, California
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with moderate or worse air quality in Stockton-Lodi, CA
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
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Number of Public Library Members in the UK
Source: Statista
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Correlation r = 0.8600495 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7396851 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 74% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Number of Public Library Members in the UK) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Stockton, California) over the 12 years from 2003 through 2014.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00033. 0.0003326887210598231000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.86 in 0.033% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 3,006 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 11 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 11 because we have two variables measured over a period of 12 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.57, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200320042005200620072008200920102011201220132014
Air pollution in Stockton, California (Bad air quality days)34.246627.868923.013737.808244.931547.54133.150738.356252.602761.202266.575356.4384
Number of Public Library Members in the UK (Members)592300005957000059860000602100006059000060970000613800006179000062260000632200006370000064100000




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([34.2466,27.8689,23.0137,37.8082,44.9315,47.541,33.1507,38.3562,52.6027,61.2022,66.5753,56.4384,])
array_2 = np.array([59230000,59570000,59860000,60210000,60590000,60970000,61380000,61790000,62260000,63220000,63700000,64100000,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Stockton, California"
array_2_name = "Number of Public Library Members in the UK"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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