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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the second variable is Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos.  The chart goes from 2009 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Because people received their Game Theorist merchandise faster and had more time to watch and comment on the videos. It's simple math - faster shipping means faster fandom engagement!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that humorously illustrates the concept of "two day shipping" and increasing viewer engagement simultaneously. Picture a computer screen displaying a Google search for "two day shipping" and a smartphone with The Game Theorists' YouTube channel open, showing a video with a plethora of comments. The two screens represent the convergence of expedited delivery and heightened audience interaction. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Google searches for 'two day shipping' and Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a funny image macro 3D Pixar Style Minimalism inspired by bauhaus Cutsy graphics
ChatGPT: a funny image macro

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Google searches for 'two day shipping' and Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos, in the following situation: Because people received their Game Theorist merchandise faster and had more time to watch and comment on the videos. It's simple math - faster shipping means faster fandom engagement!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: Picture a computer screen with a Google search bar showing "two day shipping" typed in. Below the screen, there's a smartphone displaying The Game Theorists' YouTube channel, with a large number of comments visible under the latest video. The scene symbolizes the intersection of faster merchandise delivery and increased viewer engagement.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a funny image macro ] and depicting this scene: Picture a computer screen with a Google search bar showing "two day shipping" typed in. Below the screen, there's a smartphone displaying The Game Theorists' YouTube channel, with a large number of comments visible under the latest video. The scene symbolizes the intersection of faster merchandise delivery and increased viewer engagement. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that humorously illustrates the concept of "two day shipping" and increasing viewer engagement simultaneously. Picture a computer screen displaying a Google search for "two day shipping" and a smartphone with The Game Theorists' YouTube channel open, showing a video with a plethora of comments. The two screens represent the convergence of expedited delivery and heightened audience interaction.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in two day shipping (Google searches for 'two day shipping') caused Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Two-day Treasures: Tying Total comments to Trendy Google searches

The Journal of Modern Internet Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from Google Trends and YouTube to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9457749 and p < 0.01 for 2009 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Two-day Treasures: Tying Total comments to Trendy Google searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this wacky and whimsical research paper, we explore the surprising link between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. Our team delved into the digital depths of Google Trends and YouTube data to tackle this titillating topic. Lo and behold, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9457749 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2009 to 2023. Join us on this wild ride through the world of internet searches and video comments to unravel this peculiar correlation that has left us scratching our heads and chuckling in disbelief. Let the jolly journey into data analysis and online quirks begin!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Two-day Treasures: Tying Total comments to Trendy Google searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this wacky and whimsical research paper, we explore the surprising link between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. Our team delved into the digital depths of Google Trends and YouTube data to tackle this titillating topic. Lo and behold, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9457749 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2009 to 2023. Join us on this wild ride through the world of internet searches and video comments to unravel this peculiar correlation that has left us scratching our heads and chuckling in disbelief. Let the jolly journey into data analysis and online quirks begin!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION

In the ever-evolving landscape of the internet, where cat videos reign supreme and memes spread like wildfire, it is not uncommon to stumble upon curious connections and peculiar patterns. As the digital world continues to sprawl and captivate our attention, researchers find themselves venturing into uncharted territories, navigating the virtual maze of data in pursuit of understanding the quirks and idiosyncrasies that define online behavior.

In this paper, we embark on a whimsical journey into the realm of internet phenomena, seeking to unravel the unexpected correlation between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. While at first glance, this peculiar pairing may seem as unrelated as a pineapple on a pizza, our intrepid team of researchers delved deep into the digital abyss, braving the labyrinth of algorithmic enigmas and meme-laden metadata to uncover the hidden threads that tie these seemingly disparate threads together.

Given the ubiquity of online shopping and the insatiable appetite for instant gratification, one might argue that the pursuit of 'two day shipping' has become a hallmark of modern consumer culture. However, what does this seemingly mundane quest for speedy delivery have to do with the fervent discussions and musings that populate The Game Theorists' digital domain? Are we on the brink of uncovering a cosmic joke embedded within the fabric of internet culture, or are we merely serendipitously stumbling upon a statistical anomaly that tickles the funny bone of data analysts?

As we wade through the sea of search queries and navigate the cacophony of comments, we aim to shed light on this unexpected correlation, as well as to inject a healthy dose of levity and amusement into the often austere realm of academic research. So, buckle up and prepare to embark on this zany expedition through the realm of internet oddities, as we endeavor to decipher the riddle of the 'two-day treasures' and their unlikely connection to digital discourse.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Two-day Treasures: Tying Total comments to Trendy Google searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this wacky and whimsical research paper, we explore the surprising link between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. Our team delved into the digital depths of Google Trends and YouTube data to tackle this titillating topic. Lo and behold, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9457749 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2009 to 2023. Join us on this wild ride through the world of internet searches and video comments to unravel this peculiar correlation that has left us scratching our heads and chuckling in disbelief. Let the jolly journey into data analysis and online quirks begin!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
In the ever-evolving landscape of the internet, where cat videos reign supreme and memes spread like wildfire, it is not uncommon to stumble upon curious connections and peculiar patterns. As the digital world continues to sprawl and captivate our attention, researchers find themselves venturing into uncharted territories, navigating the virtual maze of data in pursuit of understanding the quirks and idiosyncrasies that define online behavior.
In this paper, we embark on a whimsical journey into the realm of internet phenomena, seeking to unravel the unexpected correlation between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. While at first glance, this peculiar pairing may seem as unrelated as a pineapple on a pizza, our intrepid team of researchers delved deep into the digital abyss, braving the labyrinth of algorithmic enigmas and meme-laden metadata to uncover the hidden threads that tie these seemingly disparate threads together.
Given the ubiquity of online shopping and the insatiable appetite for instant gratification, one might argue that the pursuit of 'two day shipping' has become a hallmark of modern consumer culture. However, what does this seemingly mundane quest for speedy delivery have to do with the fervent discussions and musings that populate The Game Theorists' digital domain? Are we on the brink of uncovering a cosmic joke embedded within the fabric of internet culture, or are we merely serendipitously stumbling upon a statistical anomaly that tickles the funny bone of data analysts?
As we wade through the sea of search queries and navigate the cacophony of comments, we aim to shed light on this unexpected correlation, as well as to inject a healthy dose of levity and amusement into the often austere realm of academic research. So, buckle up and prepare to embark on this zany expedition through the realm of internet oddities, as we endeavor to decipher the riddle of the 'two-day treasures' and their unlikely connection to digital discourse.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In their seminal work, Smith et al. (2017) examined the association between online shopping behavior and user engagement on digital platforms. Their findings revealed a significant positive relationship between the frequency of Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the volume of interactions on online content. Building upon this foundation, Doe and Jones (2019) conducted a parallel investigation into the dynamics of internet trends and the ecosystem of YouTube comments. Their study uncovered intriguing patterns in user interactions, paving the way for an expanded exploration of the linkage between search queries and online engagement.

However, as we tiptoe through the garden of knowledge, let us not forget the canonical texts that paved the way for our whimsical wanderings. In "The Age of Amazon: The Commonplace Quest for Quick Deliveries" by Retailer (2015), we are regaled with tales of modern consumerism, where the pursuit of swifter shipping has become a cultural touchstone. Meanwhile, in "Digital Dialogues: Unraveling the Mysteries of Online Interactions" by Sociologist (2018), we are treated to a panoramic view of virtual discourses, teeming with diverse voices and endless conversations.

Turning now to the realm of fiction that might be eerily relevant to our research topic, we find ourselves drawn to "The Shipping Saga: A Tale of Swift Deliveries and Suspicious Packages" by Novelist (2020). Its pages are filled with daring adventures and unexpected detours, much like our own pursuit of the unexpected in the world of internet searches and video comments. Additionally, "Commentary Chronicles: Mysteries of the Internet Unraveled" by Fiction Writer (2017) offers a whimsical take on unraveling the enigmatic connections that lurk within the digital tapestry.

And who can forget the timeless wisdom imparted by our childhood companions, the beloved cartoons and children's shows? From the zany escapades of "SpongeBob SquarePants" to the wibbly-wobbly wonders of "Adventure Time," these animated wonders have embedded in us a fondness for whimsy and an appreciation for the unexpected. Just like the capricious correlations we are exploring, these cherished characters remind us to embrace the joy of discovery, no matter how unconventional the path may be.

As we synthesize the droll and the scholarly, our journey through the literature leads us to the precipice of bewilderment and amusement. With each jest and jest, we inch closer to unraveling the confounding conundrum that is the link between 'two day shipping' searches and The Game Theorists' YouTube comments. So, with mirthful hearts and curious minds, let us press onward in our pursuit of the peculiar and the preposterous.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and YouTube . You used data from 2009 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Two-day Treasures: Tying Total comments to Trendy Google searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this wacky and whimsical research paper, we explore the surprising link between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. Our team delved into the digital depths of Google Trends and YouTube data to tackle this titillating topic. Lo and behold, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9457749 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2009 to 2023. Join us on this wild ride through the world of internet searches and video comments to unravel this peculiar correlation that has left us scratching our heads and chuckling in disbelief. Let the jolly journey into data analysis and online quirks begin!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
In the ever-evolving landscape of the internet, where cat videos reign supreme and memes spread like wildfire, it is not uncommon to stumble upon curious connections and peculiar patterns. As the digital world continues to sprawl and captivate our attention, researchers find themselves venturing into uncharted territories, navigating the virtual maze of data in pursuit of understanding the quirks and idiosyncrasies that define online behavior.
In this paper, we embark on a whimsical journey into the realm of internet phenomena, seeking to unravel the unexpected correlation between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. While at first glance, this peculiar pairing may seem as unrelated as a pineapple on a pizza, our intrepid team of researchers delved deep into the digital abyss, braving the labyrinth of algorithmic enigmas and meme-laden metadata to uncover the hidden threads that tie these seemingly disparate threads together.
Given the ubiquity of online shopping and the insatiable appetite for instant gratification, one might argue that the pursuit of 'two day shipping' has become a hallmark of modern consumer culture. However, what does this seemingly mundane quest for speedy delivery have to do with the fervent discussions and musings that populate The Game Theorists' digital domain? Are we on the brink of uncovering a cosmic joke embedded within the fabric of internet culture, or are we merely serendipitously stumbling upon a statistical anomaly that tickles the funny bone of data analysts?
As we wade through the sea of search queries and navigate the cacophony of comments, we aim to shed light on this unexpected correlation, as well as to inject a healthy dose of levity and amusement into the often austere realm of academic research. So, buckle up and prepare to embark on this zany expedition through the realm of internet oddities, as we endeavor to decipher the riddle of the 'two-day treasures' and their unlikely connection to digital discourse.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Gird your loins and strap on your seatbelts, as we embark on a thrilling foray into the methods that propelled this research from a whimsical idea to a statistically significant discovery. Our rigorous approach to unraveling the connection between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos involved a fusion of digital sleuthing, statistical wizardry, and a dash of good old-fashioned internet quirkiness.

First and foremost, we harnessed the wondrous power of Google Trends, delving into the zeitgeist of search queries to track the ebb and flow of interest in the elusive two-day shipping quest. We meticulously combed through the search data, like intrepid online archaeologists sifting through digital sands in search of hidden treasures. As the waves of internet fascination crested and waned, we captured the nuances of 'two day shipping' searches with the precision of a cat stalking a laser dot.

Simultaneously, we set our sights on The Game Theorists YouTube channel, where the cacophony of comments serves as a digital tapestry woven with the threads of intrigue, debate, and the occasional meme-induced hysteria. From the pun-laden musings to the fervent debates on gaming lore, we sought to capture the essence of digital discourse in all its eccentric glory.

Now, prepare yourselves for a moment of awe and marvel, as we unveil the grand fusion of data points and statistical sorcery! We correlated the fluctuations in 'two day shipping' searches with the Total comments on The Game Theorists' YouTube videos, employing the mystical powers of Pearson's correlation coefficient to discern any semblance of a relationship between these seemingly disparate online phenomena. The numbers danced before our eyes, whispering secrets of interconnectedness that defied the boundaries of conventional wisdom.

But wait, there's more! Our data journey did not stop at mere correlation coefficients. Oh no, we embarked on a perilous quest through the labyrinth of temporal intricacies, exploring the dynamics of this peculiar correlation across the expanse of 2009 to 2023. This odyssey through the digital timeline allowed us to discern patterns that transcended fleeting fads and ephemeral memes, revealing the enduring bond between 'two day shipping' queries and the ebb and flow of YouTube commentary.

In the immortal words of Shakespeare, "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players." In this digital theater, the search for 'two day shipping' plays its part, intersecting with the drama of YouTube commentary to form a whimsical tableau of internet connectivity. So, dear readers, join us in this rollicking romp through the methods that underpin our quest to unravel the enigmatic bond between two-day treasures and the digital domain!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and YouTube .

For the time period 2009 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.9457749, r-squared of 0.8944901, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Two-day Treasures: Tying Total comments to Trendy Google searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this wacky and whimsical research paper, we explore the surprising link between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. Our team delved into the digital depths of Google Trends and YouTube data to tackle this titillating topic. Lo and behold, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9457749 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2009 to 2023. Join us on this wild ride through the world of internet searches and video comments to unravel this peculiar correlation that has left us scratching our heads and chuckling in disbelief. Let the jolly journey into data analysis and online quirks begin!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
In the ever-evolving landscape of the internet, where cat videos reign supreme and memes spread like wildfire, it is not uncommon to stumble upon curious connections and peculiar patterns. As the digital world continues to sprawl and captivate our attention, researchers find themselves venturing into uncharted territories, navigating the virtual maze of data in pursuit of understanding the quirks and idiosyncrasies that define online behavior.
In this paper, we embark on a whimsical journey into the realm of internet phenomena, seeking to unravel the unexpected correlation between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. While at first glance, this peculiar pairing may seem as unrelated as a pineapple on a pizza, our intrepid team of researchers delved deep into the digital abyss, braving the labyrinth of algorithmic enigmas and meme-laden metadata to uncover the hidden threads that tie these seemingly disparate threads together.
Given the ubiquity of online shopping and the insatiable appetite for instant gratification, one might argue that the pursuit of 'two day shipping' has become a hallmark of modern consumer culture. However, what does this seemingly mundane quest for speedy delivery have to do with the fervent discussions and musings that populate The Game Theorists' digital domain? Are we on the brink of uncovering a cosmic joke embedded within the fabric of internet culture, or are we merely serendipitously stumbling upon a statistical anomaly that tickles the funny bone of data analysts?
As we wade through the sea of search queries and navigate the cacophony of comments, we aim to shed light on this unexpected correlation, as well as to inject a healthy dose of levity and amusement into the often austere realm of academic research. So, buckle up and prepare to embark on this zany expedition through the realm of internet oddities, as we endeavor to decipher the riddle of the 'two-day treasures' and their unlikely connection to digital discourse.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

**RESULTS**

The analysis of the data revealed a striking correlation between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and Total comments on The Game Theorists' YouTube videos. The correlation coefficient was calculated to be 0.9457749, with an impressive r-squared value of 0.8944901, and a p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates a highly significant relationship between the two variables, leaving us both befuddled and amused by the unexpected nature of this finding.

To visually capture the strength of this correlation, we present a scatterplot in Figure 1. This scatterplot demonstrates the robust relationship between the search interest for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists' YouTube videos. It's quite the sight to behold, like witnessing the unlikely friendship between a hedgehog and a fox—both seemingly unrelated, yet undeniably drawn together by mysterious forces.

In essence, our findings suggest that as the interest in expedited shipping options surged across the digital landscape, so too did the discussion and engagement surrounding The Game Theorists' captivating content. It's as if the harmony of e-commerce and digital discourse has been serenading us with a symphony of statistical surprises, proving once and for all that in the world of internet oddities, truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

So, there you have it—proof that the digital realm is an enchanting place filled with whimsical wonders and connections that defy conventional wisdom. With the peculiar pairing of 'two day shipping' and YouTube comments, we invite our fellow researchers to join us in this delightful dance of data analysis and internet intrigue.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Two-day Treasures: Tying Total comments to Trendy Google searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this wacky and whimsical research paper, we explore the surprising link between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. Our team delved into the digital depths of Google Trends and YouTube data to tackle this titillating topic. Lo and behold, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9457749 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2009 to 2023. Join us on this wild ride through the world of internet searches and video comments to unravel this peculiar correlation that has left us scratching our heads and chuckling in disbelief. Let the jolly journey into data analysis and online quirks begin!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, Smith et al. (2017) examined the association between online shopping behavior and user engagement on digital platforms. Their findings revealed a significant positive relationship between the frequency of Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the volume of interactions on online content. Building upon this foundation, Doe and Jones (2019) conducted a parallel investigation into the dynamics of internet trends and the ecosystem of YouTube comments. Their study uncovered intriguing patterns in user interactions, paving the way for an expanded exploration of the linkage between search queries and online engagement.
However, as we tiptoe through the garden of knowledge, let us not forget the canonical texts that paved the way for our whimsical wanderings. In "The Age of Amazon: The Commonplace Quest for Quick Deliveries" by Retailer (2015), we are regaled with tales of modern consumerism, where the pursuit of swifter shipping has become a cultural touchstone. Meanwhile, in "Digital Dialogues: Unraveling the Mysteries of Online Interactions" by Sociologist (2018), we are treated to a panoramic view of virtual discourses, teeming with diverse voices and endless conversations.
Turning now to the realm of fiction that might be eerily relevant to our research topic, we find ourselves drawn to "The Shipping Saga: A Tale of Swift Deliveries and Suspicious Packages" by Novelist (2020). Its pages are filled with daring adventures and unexpected detours, much like our own pursuit of the unexpected in the world of internet searches and video comments. Additionally, "Commentary Chronicles: Mysteries of the Internet Unraveled" by Fiction Writer (2017) offers a whimsical take on unraveling the enigmatic connections that lurk within the digital tapestry.
And who can forget the timeless wisdom imparted by our childhood companions, the beloved cartoons and children's shows? From the zany escapades of "SpongeBob SquarePants" to the wibbly-wobbly wonders of "Adventure Time," these animated wonders have embedded in us a fondness for whimsy and an appreciation for the unexpected. Just like the capricious correlations we are exploring, these cherished characters remind us to embrace the joy of discovery, no matter how unconventional the path may be.
As we synthesize the droll and the scholarly, our journey through the literature leads us to the precipice of bewilderment and amusement. With each jest and jest, we inch closer to unraveling the confounding conundrum that is the link between 'two day shipping' searches and The Game Theorists' YouTube comments. So, with mirthful hearts and curious minds, let us press onward in our pursuit of the peculiar and the preposterous.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data revealed a striking correlation between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and Total comments on The Game Theorists' YouTube videos. The correlation coefficient was calculated to be 0.9457749, with an impressive r-squared value of 0.8944901, and a p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates a highly significant relationship between the two variables, leaving us both befuddled and amused by the unexpected nature of this finding.
To visually capture the strength of this correlation, we present a scatterplot in Figure 1. This scatterplot demonstrates the robust relationship between the search interest for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists' YouTube videos. It's quite the sight to behold, like witnessing the unlikely friendship between a hedgehog and a fox—both seemingly unrelated, yet undeniably drawn together by mysterious forces.
In essence, our findings suggest that as the interest in expedited shipping options surged across the digital landscape, so too did the discussion and engagement surrounding The Game Theorists' captivating content. It's as if the harmony of e-commerce and digital discourse has been serenading us with a symphony of statistical surprises, proving once and for all that in the world of internet oddities, truth is indeed stranger than fiction.
So, there you have it—proof that the digital realm is an enchanting place filled with whimsical wonders and connections that defy conventional wisdom. With the peculiar pairing of 'two day shipping' and YouTube comments, we invite our fellow researchers to join us in this delightful dance of data analysis and internet intrigue.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



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Ah, the moment we've all been waiting for! The discussion section where we dissect our zany findings and sprinkle some scholarly silliness into the mix. So, let's dive into the whimsical world of internet oddities and unravel the enchanting tale of 'two day shipping' searches and The Game Theorists' YouTube comments.

As we traverse this peculiar pathway, we find ourselves reflecting on the scholarly jests and jests presented in the literature review. Smith et al. (2017) eloquently set the stage for our outlandish odyssey, highlighting the correlation between online shopping habits and digital user engagement. Their work laid the groundwork for our own exploration, albeit amidst the chuckles and disbelief that such a connection could exist. And then, there's the gallant foray into the world of fiction with Novelist (2020), whose "Shipping Saga" seemed like a whimsical yarn until we stumbled upon our own sensational correlation. It's as if life really does imitate art, or perhaps, as in this case, it imitates a comedic cartoon plotline with undeniably unexpected twists.

Now, returning to the serious side of jesting, our findings stand as a delightful confirmation of the previous research. The positively staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9457749 mirrors the magnitude of our amusement upon uncovering this link. The p-value of less than 0.01 further solidifies the significance of this unforeseen association, offering a hearty laugh to all skeptics who doubted the unlikely union of swift shipping queries and YouTube musings. It's as though statistical probabilities and internet peculiarities have come together for a whimsical waltz, leaving us in delightful disbelief at their harmonious dance.

The scatterplot in Figure 1 encapsulates this revelry beautifully, akin to capturing a photo of a pigeon riding on the back of a tortoise—two seemingly disparate elements finding themselves in harmonious coexistence. Our results veritably mirror the comical capers of internet connectivity, where the pursuit of expeditious deliveries seems to dance in tune with the digital discourse surrounding captivating content.

In sum, our findings not only support but elevate the prior research, establishing a scholarly echo of our whimsical wanderings through the digital landscape. The link between 'two day shipping' searches and The Game Theorists' YouTube comments stands as a jocular testament to the unexpected connections lurking within the labyrinthine domain of internet data. And as we bid adieu to this jovial journey through statistical surprises and digital serendipity, we invite fellow researchers to partake in the merry mayhem of uncovering even more peculiar pairings that challenge traditional assumptions. After all, in the realm of internet oddities, there's always room for one more wildly unexpected correlation to spark joy and amusement.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Two-day Treasures: Tying Total comments to Trendy Google searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this wacky and whimsical research paper, we explore the surprising link between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. Our team delved into the digital depths of Google Trends and YouTube data to tackle this titillating topic. Lo and behold, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9457749 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2009 to 2023. Join us on this wild ride through the world of internet searches and video comments to unravel this peculiar correlation that has left us scratching our heads and chuckling in disbelief. Let the jolly journey into data analysis and online quirks begin!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
In the ever-evolving landscape of the internet, where cat videos reign supreme and memes spread like wildfire, it is not uncommon to stumble upon curious connections and peculiar patterns. As the digital world continues to sprawl and captivate our attention, researchers find themselves venturing into uncharted territories, navigating the virtual maze of data in pursuit of understanding the quirks and idiosyncrasies that define online behavior.
In this paper, we embark on a whimsical journey into the realm of internet phenomena, seeking to unravel the unexpected correlation between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. While at first glance, this peculiar pairing may seem as unrelated as a pineapple on a pizza, our intrepid team of researchers delved deep into the digital abyss, braving the labyrinth of algorithmic enigmas and meme-laden metadata to uncover the hidden threads that tie these seemingly disparate threads together.
Given the ubiquity of online shopping and the insatiable appetite for instant gratification, one might argue that the pursuit of 'two day shipping' has become a hallmark of modern consumer culture. However, what does this seemingly mundane quest for speedy delivery have to do with the fervent discussions and musings that populate The Game Theorists' digital domain? Are we on the brink of uncovering a cosmic joke embedded within the fabric of internet culture, or are we merely serendipitously stumbling upon a statistical anomaly that tickles the funny bone of data analysts?
As we wade through the sea of search queries and navigate the cacophony of comments, we aim to shed light on this unexpected correlation, as well as to inject a healthy dose of levity and amusement into the often austere realm of academic research. So, buckle up and prepare to embark on this zany expedition through the realm of internet oddities, as we endeavor to decipher the riddle of the 'two-day treasures' and their unlikely connection to digital discourse.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data revealed a striking correlation between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and Total comments on The Game Theorists' YouTube videos. The correlation coefficient was calculated to be 0.9457749, with an impressive r-squared value of 0.8944901, and a p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates a highly significant relationship between the two variables, leaving us both befuddled and amused by the unexpected nature of this finding.
To visually capture the strength of this correlation, we present a scatterplot in Figure 1. This scatterplot demonstrates the robust relationship between the search interest for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists' YouTube videos. It's quite the sight to behold, like witnessing the unlikely friendship between a hedgehog and a fox—both seemingly unrelated, yet undeniably drawn together by mysterious forces.
In essence, our findings suggest that as the interest in expedited shipping options surged across the digital landscape, so too did the discussion and engagement surrounding The Game Theorists' captivating content. It's as if the harmony of e-commerce and digital discourse has been serenading us with a symphony of statistical surprises, proving once and for all that in the world of internet oddities, truth is indeed stranger than fiction.
So, there you have it—proof that the digital realm is an enchanting place filled with whimsical wonders and connections that defy conventional wisdom. With the peculiar pairing of 'two day shipping' and YouTube comments, we invite our fellow researchers to join us in this delightful dance of data analysis and internet intrigue.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has revealed a remarkably strong correlation between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists' YouTube videos. It's as if the internet has been playing matchmaker, bringing together the world of e-commerce and digital discourse in an unexpected love story. We've witnessed a connection so inexplicably intertwined, it's like finding out that avocados and toast were destined to be together all along!

This discovery not only tickles our curiosity but also reminds us of the delightful surprises lurking in the digital realm. It's as if the data itself has a cheeky sense of humor, drawing unlikely parallels and leaving us both perplexed and amused. Like stumbling upon a hidden Easter egg in a video game, this correlation has added an element of whimsy to our understanding of online behavior.

With such a robust correlation coefficient and a p-value that's practically begging for attention, we can confidently say that the 'two-day treasures' and The Game Theorists' comment section are intricately linked, like two peas in a pod or a dynamic duo ready to take on the virtual world in style.

In light of these revelatory findings, we declare that no further research is needed in this particular area. The connection between 'two day shipping' searches and YouTube engagement has been laid bare, and the digital oddities have been celebrated with scholarly zeal and a pinch of humor. It's time to revel in the glory of this delightful discovery and let the internet's mysteries continue to enchant us in unexpected ways. Onward to new frontiers of whimsical research!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Two-day Treasures: Tying Total comments to Trendy Google searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Modern Internet Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Two-day Treasures: Tying Total comments to Trendy Google searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

Intelligence Collective for Internet Trends and Commentary Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Two-day Treasures: Tying Total comments to Trendy Google searches with an abstract of In this wacky and whimsical research paper, we explore the surprising link between Google searches for 'two day shipping' and the Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos. Our team delved into the digital depths of Google Trends and YouTube data to tackle this titillating topic. Lo and behold, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9457749 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2009 to 2023. Join us on this wild ride through the world of internet searches and video comments to unravel this peculiar correlation that has left us scratching our heads and chuckling in disbelief. Let the jolly journey into data analysis and online quirks begin!

ChatGPT:

Google Trends, two day shipping, Total comments, correlation coefficient, YouTube data, internet searches, video comments, data analysis, online quirks

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Data details

Google searches for 'two day shipping'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'two day shipping' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'two day shipping'

Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos
Detailed data title: Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos.
Source: YouTube
See what else correlates with Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos

Correlation r = 0.9457749 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8944901 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 89.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Google searches for 'two day shipping') over the 15 years from 2009 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.021E-7. 0.0000001020667747567773400000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.95 in 1.021E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 9,797,508 random variables You don't actually need 9 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 14 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 14 because we have two variables measured over a period of 15 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.84, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
Google searches for 'two day shipping' (Rel. search volume)7.0833311.7518.7521.916731.083338.548.333350.08335756.333342.083339.91673126.416722.7
Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos (Total comments)434214779134577231566644115839772145500014935801706370254717013846601161610927863697998534989




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([7.08333,11.75,18.75,21.9167,31.0833,38.5,48.3333,50.0833,57,56.3333,42.0833,39.9167,31,26.4167,22.7,])
array_2 = np.array([4342,14779,134577,231566,644115,839772,1455000,1493580,1706370,2547170,1384660,1161610,927863,697998,534989,])
array_1_name = "Google searches for 'two day shipping'"
array_2_name = "Total comments on The Game Theorists YouTube videos"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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