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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and the second variable is Kerosene used in Belize.  The chart goes from 1990 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the air cleared in Los Alamos, it seemed to have sparked a chain reaction. The decrease in pollution created a vaccuum of sorts, leading to a cleaner and more efficient combustion process for kerosene in Belize. It's like the pollutants in Los Alamos were sending smog signals to the kerosene in Belize, but once the air pollution decreased, the kerosene didn't feel the need to jet off in such large quantities. It's a lit situation all around!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a serene, sun-drenched Los Alamos landscape, with clear blue skies and immaculate air. In the foreground, showcase factories and cars emitting minimal pollution. Transition to a tranquil Belize setting, featuring quaint homes with kerosene lamps burning cleanly, emitting soft glows without any smoke. Emphasize the contrast between the two locations, capturing the beauty of reduced pollution and cleaner energy practices. Ensure the lighting and atmosphere exude a sense of environmental harmony and progress. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Kerosene used in Belize. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Celtic art Glitch art a funny image you would see on reddit Steampunk Photorealism
ChatGPT: Photorealism

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Kerosene used in Belize, in the following situation: As the air cleared in Los Alamos, it seemed to have sparked a chain reaction. The decrease in pollution created a vaccuum of sorts, leading to a cleaner and more efficient combustion process for kerosene in Belize. It's like the pollutants in Los Alamos were sending smog signals to the kerosene in Belize, but once the air pollution decreased, the kerosene didn't feel the need to jet off in such large quantities. It's a lit situation all around!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Los Alamos, New Mexico, the air clears up as factories and cars emit less pollution, while in Belize, kerosene lamps burn more cleanly without the need to release jetting off large quantities of smoke.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Photorealism ] and depicting this scene: In Los Alamos, New Mexico, the air clears up as factories and cars emit less pollution, while in Belize, kerosene lamps burn more cleanly without the need to release jetting off large quantities of smoke. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a serene, sun-drenched Los Alamos landscape, with clear blue skies and immaculate air. In the foreground, showcase factories and cars emitting minimal pollution. Transition to a tranquil Belize setting, featuring quaint homes with kerosene lamps burning cleanly, emitting soft glows without any smoke. Emphasize the contrast between the two locations, capturing the beauty of reduced pollution and cleaner energy practices. Ensure the lighting and atmosphere exude a sense of environmental harmony and progress.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico caused Kerosene used in Belize to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Clearing the Air: Unraveling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos and Kerosene Consumption in Belize

Journal of Environmental Geography

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Kerosene used in Belize. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 and p < 0.01 for 1990 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Clearing the Air: Unraveling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos and Kerosene Consumption in Belize"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the intriguing and, dare I say, illuminating connection between air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene usage in Belize. We delved into this combustion conundrum by meticulously analyzing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, spanning from 1990 to 2021. But don't worry, this wasn't just a "shot in the dark" investigation – we were "burning the midnight oil" to bring you our findings.

Our study revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 and p < 0.01, providing robust evidence of a significant relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos and kerosene consumption in Belize. It's as clear as the sky on a perfect day! Our results highlight the "light bulb moment" where the two seemingly disparate factors display a compelling connection, shedding light on the intricate interplay of environmental influences.

So, if you've ever wondered about the "spark" that ties together these distant locations, stay tuned for our paper's detailed analysis. Our findings not only provide valuable insights into the environmental impact of kerosene usage but also offer a "bright" perspective on the global dynamics of air pollution. Keep an eye out for the paper – it's sure to "ignite" your interest in this enlightening relationship!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Kerosene used in Belize. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Clearing the Air: Unraveling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos and Kerosene Consumption in Belize"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the intriguing and, dare I say, illuminating connection between air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene usage in Belize. We delved into this combustion conundrum by meticulously analyzing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, spanning from 1990 to 2021. But don't worry, this wasn't just a "shot in the dark" investigation – we were "burning the midnight oil" to bring you our findings.

Our study revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 and p < 0.01, providing robust evidence of a significant relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos and kerosene consumption in Belize. It's as clear as the sky on a perfect day! Our results highlight the "light bulb moment" where the two seemingly disparate factors display a compelling connection, shedding light on the intricate interplay of environmental influences.

So, if you've ever wondered about the "spark" that ties together these distant locations, stay tuned for our paper's detailed analysis. Our findings not only provide valuable insights into the environmental impact of kerosene usage but also offer a "bright" perspective on the global dynamics of air pollution. Keep an eye out for the paper – it's sure to "ignite" your interest in this enlightening relationship!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The intertwining of environmental factors across seemingly distant locations has long been a source of fascination for researchers and enthusiasts alike. In this paper, we delve into the enigmatic relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene consumption in Belize. This unlikely pairing may seem as surprising as finding a lighthouse in the desert, but our investigation sheds light on the intricate web of connections that shape our global environment.

As we embark on this enlightening journey, it is essential to consider the substantial implications of air pollution and kerosene usage. Air pollution, often referred to as the silent killer, can have dire consequences on human health and the environment. Meanwhile, kerosene, with its extensive use as a household fuel in many developing regions, plays a pivotal role in energy access and economic dynamics. The juxtaposition of these two factors may strike you as strange bedfellows, but as the saying goes, "opposites attract," and our study aims to unravel this captivating correlation.

Our investigation draws from comprehensive data provided by the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, spanning over three decades. This rich dataset allows us to undertake a deep dive into the fascinating realm of combustion and its far-reaching effects. Our rigorous analysis wasn't just a mere flight of fancy; it involved sifting through heaps of data and carrying out meticulous statistical analyses. As the saying goes, "the devil is in the details," and we ensured no stone was left unturned in our pursuit of understanding this complex relationship.

Now, don't be misled – this isn't a tale of two cities, but rather a tale of two distant factors weaving an unexpected narrative. The findings of our study reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 and p < 0.01, indicating a robust and significant connection between the air pollution levels in Los Alamos and the kerosene consumption in Belize. As remarkable as finding a needle in a haystack, our results highlight the clear and compelling relationship between these seemingly disparate variables.

But hold on to your hats – the fun has just begun. Amidst the numbers and correlations lies the undeniable wit and charm of this conundrum. Our findings not only offer a unique perspective on the environmental impact of kerosene use but also pose intriguing questions about the interconnectedness of global environmental dynamics. As we open this Pandora's box of environmental interplay, prepare to be captivated by the unexpected connections that unfold.

So, fasten your seatbelts and keep an eye out for the full paper – it's sure to "illuminate" the unsuspecting reader with its profound findings and, dare I say, delightful puns. After all, who knew that analyzing air pollution and kerosene usage could lead to such a "bright" experience?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Kerosene used in Belize. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Clearing the Air: Unraveling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos and Kerosene Consumption in Belize"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the intriguing and, dare I say, illuminating connection between air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene usage in Belize. We delved into this combustion conundrum by meticulously analyzing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, spanning from 1990 to 2021. But don't worry, this wasn't just a "shot in the dark" investigation – we were "burning the midnight oil" to bring you our findings.

Our study revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 and p < 0.01, providing robust evidence of a significant relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos and kerosene consumption in Belize. It's as clear as the sky on a perfect day! Our results highlight the "light bulb moment" where the two seemingly disparate factors display a compelling connection, shedding light on the intricate interplay of environmental influences.

So, if you've ever wondered about the "spark" that ties together these distant locations, stay tuned for our paper's detailed analysis. Our findings not only provide valuable insights into the environmental impact of kerosene usage but also offer a "bright" perspective on the global dynamics of air pollution. Keep an eye out for the paper – it's sure to "ignite" your interest in this enlightening relationship!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intertwining of environmental factors across seemingly distant locations has long been a source of fascination for researchers and enthusiasts alike. In this paper, we delve into the enigmatic relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene consumption in Belize. This unlikely pairing may seem as surprising as finding a lighthouse in the desert, but our investigation sheds light on the intricate web of connections that shape our global environment.
As we embark on this enlightening journey, it is essential to consider the substantial implications of air pollution and kerosene usage. Air pollution, often referred to as the silent killer, can have dire consequences on human health and the environment. Meanwhile, kerosene, with its extensive use as a household fuel in many developing regions, plays a pivotal role in energy access and economic dynamics. The juxtaposition of these two factors may strike you as strange bedfellows, but as the saying goes, "opposites attract," and our study aims to unravel this captivating correlation.
Our investigation draws from comprehensive data provided by the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, spanning over three decades. This rich dataset allows us to undertake a deep dive into the fascinating realm of combustion and its far-reaching effects. Our rigorous analysis wasn't just a mere flight of fancy; it involved sifting through heaps of data and carrying out meticulous statistical analyses. As the saying goes, "the devil is in the details," and we ensured no stone was left unturned in our pursuit of understanding this complex relationship.
Now, don't be misled – this isn't a tale of two cities, but rather a tale of two distant factors weaving an unexpected narrative. The findings of our study reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 and p < 0.01, indicating a robust and significant connection between the air pollution levels in Los Alamos and the kerosene consumption in Belize. As remarkable as finding a needle in a haystack, our results highlight the clear and compelling relationship between these seemingly disparate variables.
But hold on to your hats – the fun has just begun. Amidst the numbers and correlations lies the undeniable wit and charm of this conundrum. Our findings not only offer a unique perspective on the environmental impact of kerosene use but also pose intriguing questions about the interconnectedness of global environmental dynamics. As we open this Pandora's box of environmental interplay, prepare to be captivated by the unexpected connections that unfold.
So, fasten your seatbelts and keep an eye out for the full paper – it's sure to "illuminate" the unsuspecting reader with its profound findings and, dare I say, delightful puns. After all, who knew that analyzing air pollution and kerosene usage could lead to such a "bright" experience?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The confluence of air pollution and kerosene usage has been a topic of interest for researchers, with several studies providing valuable insights into this intriguing relationship. Smith et al. (2015) found a positive association between air pollution levels in urban areas and household kerosene use, shedding light on the environmental impact of traditional fuel sources. However, as we delve into the existing literature, it becomes apparent that the connection between air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene consumption in Belize has received limited attention, leaving a gap as wide as the Grand Canyon in our understanding of this phenomenon.

In "Environmental Impacts of Kerosene Usage," Doe et al. (2018) highlighted the detrimental effects of kerosene combustion on indoor and outdoor air quality, emphasizing the need for sustainable alternatives. The authors underscored the urgency of addressing the environmental implications of kerosene use, urging policymakers and researchers to spark innovative solutions. Speaking of sparking, did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!

Turning to a more unconventional source, Jones' "Kerosene Chronicles: Tales of Illumination" (2020) provides a colorful narrative of the cultural significance of kerosene in various regions, offering a unique perspective on its usage beyond mere energy provision. As we venture into this uncharted territory of kerosene folklore, it's evident that the interplay of cultural practices and environmental impact adds a layer of complexity to our investigation. It's almost as intriguing as trying to figure out why the bicycle couldn't stand up by itself - it was two-tired.

As we navigate through the academic literature, it's crucial not to overlook the subtle connections that may exist in unexpected places. In the realm of popular culture, the internet meme "Distracted Boyfriend" serves as a whimsical reminder of the allure of alternative options – much like the allure of transitioning to cleaner and more sustainable energy sources. Remember, when it comes to combating air pollution, it's always better to be proactive rather than "waiting for the other shoe to drop!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Kerosene used in Belize. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 1990 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Clearing the Air: Unraveling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos and Kerosene Consumption in Belize"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the intriguing and, dare I say, illuminating connection between air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene usage in Belize. We delved into this combustion conundrum by meticulously analyzing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, spanning from 1990 to 2021. But don't worry, this wasn't just a "shot in the dark" investigation – we were "burning the midnight oil" to bring you our findings.

Our study revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 and p < 0.01, providing robust evidence of a significant relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos and kerosene consumption in Belize. It's as clear as the sky on a perfect day! Our results highlight the "light bulb moment" where the two seemingly disparate factors display a compelling connection, shedding light on the intricate interplay of environmental influences.

So, if you've ever wondered about the "spark" that ties together these distant locations, stay tuned for our paper's detailed analysis. Our findings not only provide valuable insights into the environmental impact of kerosene usage but also offer a "bright" perspective on the global dynamics of air pollution. Keep an eye out for the paper – it's sure to "ignite" your interest in this enlightening relationship!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intertwining of environmental factors across seemingly distant locations has long been a source of fascination for researchers and enthusiasts alike. In this paper, we delve into the enigmatic relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene consumption in Belize. This unlikely pairing may seem as surprising as finding a lighthouse in the desert, but our investigation sheds light on the intricate web of connections that shape our global environment.
As we embark on this enlightening journey, it is essential to consider the substantial implications of air pollution and kerosene usage. Air pollution, often referred to as the silent killer, can have dire consequences on human health and the environment. Meanwhile, kerosene, with its extensive use as a household fuel in many developing regions, plays a pivotal role in energy access and economic dynamics. The juxtaposition of these two factors may strike you as strange bedfellows, but as the saying goes, "opposites attract," and our study aims to unravel this captivating correlation.
Our investigation draws from comprehensive data provided by the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, spanning over three decades. This rich dataset allows us to undertake a deep dive into the fascinating realm of combustion and its far-reaching effects. Our rigorous analysis wasn't just a mere flight of fancy; it involved sifting through heaps of data and carrying out meticulous statistical analyses. As the saying goes, "the devil is in the details," and we ensured no stone was left unturned in our pursuit of understanding this complex relationship.
Now, don't be misled – this isn't a tale of two cities, but rather a tale of two distant factors weaving an unexpected narrative. The findings of our study reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 and p < 0.01, indicating a robust and significant connection between the air pollution levels in Los Alamos and the kerosene consumption in Belize. As remarkable as finding a needle in a haystack, our results highlight the clear and compelling relationship between these seemingly disparate variables.
But hold on to your hats – the fun has just begun. Amidst the numbers and correlations lies the undeniable wit and charm of this conundrum. Our findings not only offer a unique perspective on the environmental impact of kerosene use but also pose intriguing questions about the interconnectedness of global environmental dynamics. As we open this Pandora's box of environmental interplay, prepare to be captivated by the unexpected connections that unfold.
So, fasten your seatbelts and keep an eye out for the full paper – it's sure to "illuminate" the unsuspecting reader with its profound findings and, dare I say, delightful puns. After all, who knew that analyzing air pollution and kerosene usage could lead to such a "bright" experience?

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the captivating relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene consumption in Belize, our research team embarked on a methodological journey that was as rigorous as it was enlightening. Our data collection process involved an extensive exploration of publicly available information from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Energy Information Administration (EIA), with data spanning from 1990 to 2021. This meticulous approach ensured that our investigation was as thorough as a detailed map of the night sky – and just as illuminating.

Utilizing a combination of data mining, regression analysis, and outlier detection, we sifted through a veritable sea of data to uncover the hidden gems of correlation and causation. Our team's commitment to precision was matched only by our determination to leave no stone unturned, a dedication that would have made even the most diligent geologist proud. We were thorough in our extraction of data, leaving no byte of information unexamined.

To tease out the causative threads linking air pollution in Los Alamos and kerosene usage in Belize, we employed a sophisticated analytical model, akin to untangling a particularly perplexing knot. Our statistical analyses were as robust as the branches of a mighty oak tree, ensuring the stability and reliability of our findings. Our calculations and modeling techniques weren't just a mere statistical fling; they were the result of a data-driven courtship, culminating in the union of correlation coefficients and p-values that would make any statistician swoon.

In assessing the relationship between air pollution and kerosene consumption, we employed a series of regression models and correlation analyses that would have made even the most passive observer sit up and take notice. Our approach was as systematic as a well-orchestrated symphony, ensuring that each note of data harmonized with its counterparts to create a melodious ensemble of statistical significance. We didn't just crunch numbers; we composed a sonata of correlation that resonated with the precision of a finely-tuned instrument.

Amidst the analytical rigors and methodological intricacies, our team's irrepressible wit and charm found subtle avenues of expression. Just as a clever punchline can elevate a scientific lecture, our delightfully unexpected twists and turns infused our methodology with a dash of lightheartedness, much like the sudden appearance of a shooting star in the night sky. While the gravity of our research was undeniable, we wouldn't shy away from a well-placed pun or an unexpected quip, for after all, who said a research paper can't have a little fun along the way?

So, as we navigate this convoluted but captivating journey of statistical analysis and methodological precision, it's important to remember that amidst the serious pursuit of knowledge, there's always room for a well-timed dad joke or two, because, let's face it, every academic paper could use a little light-heartedness to "brighten" the scholarly atmosphere.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Kerosene used in Belize. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration .

For the time period 1990 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9703156, r-squared of 0.9415123, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Clearing the Air: Unraveling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos and Kerosene Consumption in Belize"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the intriguing and, dare I say, illuminating connection between air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene usage in Belize. We delved into this combustion conundrum by meticulously analyzing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, spanning from 1990 to 2021. But don't worry, this wasn't just a "shot in the dark" investigation – we were "burning the midnight oil" to bring you our findings.

Our study revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 and p < 0.01, providing robust evidence of a significant relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos and kerosene consumption in Belize. It's as clear as the sky on a perfect day! Our results highlight the "light bulb moment" where the two seemingly disparate factors display a compelling connection, shedding light on the intricate interplay of environmental influences.

So, if you've ever wondered about the "spark" that ties together these distant locations, stay tuned for our paper's detailed analysis. Our findings not only provide valuable insights into the environmental impact of kerosene usage but also offer a "bright" perspective on the global dynamics of air pollution. Keep an eye out for the paper – it's sure to "ignite" your interest in this enlightening relationship!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intertwining of environmental factors across seemingly distant locations has long been a source of fascination for researchers and enthusiasts alike. In this paper, we delve into the enigmatic relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene consumption in Belize. This unlikely pairing may seem as surprising as finding a lighthouse in the desert, but our investigation sheds light on the intricate web of connections that shape our global environment.
As we embark on this enlightening journey, it is essential to consider the substantial implications of air pollution and kerosene usage. Air pollution, often referred to as the silent killer, can have dire consequences on human health and the environment. Meanwhile, kerosene, with its extensive use as a household fuel in many developing regions, plays a pivotal role in energy access and economic dynamics. The juxtaposition of these two factors may strike you as strange bedfellows, but as the saying goes, "opposites attract," and our study aims to unravel this captivating correlation.
Our investigation draws from comprehensive data provided by the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, spanning over three decades. This rich dataset allows us to undertake a deep dive into the fascinating realm of combustion and its far-reaching effects. Our rigorous analysis wasn't just a mere flight of fancy; it involved sifting through heaps of data and carrying out meticulous statistical analyses. As the saying goes, "the devil is in the details," and we ensured no stone was left unturned in our pursuit of understanding this complex relationship.
Now, don't be misled – this isn't a tale of two cities, but rather a tale of two distant factors weaving an unexpected narrative. The findings of our study reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 and p < 0.01, indicating a robust and significant connection between the air pollution levels in Los Alamos and the kerosene consumption in Belize. As remarkable as finding a needle in a haystack, our results highlight the clear and compelling relationship between these seemingly disparate variables.
But hold on to your hats – the fun has just begun. Amidst the numbers and correlations lies the undeniable wit and charm of this conundrum. Our findings not only offer a unique perspective on the environmental impact of kerosene use but also pose intriguing questions about the interconnectedness of global environmental dynamics. As we open this Pandora's box of environmental interplay, prepare to be captivated by the unexpected connections that unfold.
So, fasten your seatbelts and keep an eye out for the full paper – it's sure to "illuminate" the unsuspecting reader with its profound findings and, dare I say, delightful puns. After all, who knew that analyzing air pollution and kerosene usage could lead to such a "bright" experience?

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis of the data revealed a strong correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene consumption in Belize. This finding demonstrates a robust and significant relationship between these two factors, akin to finding a match in a room full of candles. The results indicate a remarkable level of association, suggesting that changes in kerosene consumption in Belize are closely tied to fluctuations in air pollution levels in Los Alamos – a connection as surprising as finding a lamp in a cave!

Furthermore, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) for this relationship was calculated to be 0.9415123, indicating that approximately 94.15% of the variability in air pollution levels in Los Alamos can be explained by changes in kerosene consumption in Belize. In other words, this connection is as clear as day, or should we say, as bright as a newly lit fire!

With a p-value of less than 0.01, our results are statistically significant, providing strong evidence to reject the null hypothesis that there is no relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos and kerosene usage in Belize. The likelihood of such a strong relationship occurring by chance is lower than finding a needle in a haystack – a rarity not to be underestimated.

To visually depict this compelling correlation, we present Figure 1, a scatterplot illustrating the strong relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos and kerosene consumption in Belize. The scatterplot portrays the data points aligning closely with the regression line, highlighting the striking association between the two variables. It's as though the dots themselves are shedding light on the connection, much like lighting a match in a dark room.

In summary, our findings provide unequivocal evidence of a substantial and noteworthy link between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene consumption in Belize. This intriguing relationship unlocks a world of possibilities for understanding the complex dynamics influencing environmental factors across distant regions. So, as we extinguish the flames of curiosity for now, stay tuned for the full paper, complete with enlightening insights and perhaps a few more illuminating puns!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Kerosene used in Belize. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Clearing the Air: Unraveling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos and Kerosene Consumption in Belize"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the intriguing and, dare I say, illuminating connection between air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene usage in Belize. We delved into this combustion conundrum by meticulously analyzing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, spanning from 1990 to 2021. But don't worry, this wasn't just a "shot in the dark" investigation – we were "burning the midnight oil" to bring you our findings.

Our study revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 and p < 0.01, providing robust evidence of a significant relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos and kerosene consumption in Belize. It's as clear as the sky on a perfect day! Our results highlight the "light bulb moment" where the two seemingly disparate factors display a compelling connection, shedding light on the intricate interplay of environmental influences.

So, if you've ever wondered about the "spark" that ties together these distant locations, stay tuned for our paper's detailed analysis. Our findings not only provide valuable insights into the environmental impact of kerosene usage but also offer a "bright" perspective on the global dynamics of air pollution. Keep an eye out for the paper – it's sure to "ignite" your interest in this enlightening relationship!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The confluence of air pollution and kerosene usage has been a topic of interest for researchers, with several studies providing valuable insights into this intriguing relationship. Smith et al. (2015) found a positive association between air pollution levels in urban areas and household kerosene use, shedding light on the environmental impact of traditional fuel sources. However, as we delve into the existing literature, it becomes apparent that the connection between air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene consumption in Belize has received limited attention, leaving a gap as wide as the Grand Canyon in our understanding of this phenomenon.
In "Environmental Impacts of Kerosene Usage," Doe et al. (2018) highlighted the detrimental effects of kerosene combustion on indoor and outdoor air quality, emphasizing the need for sustainable alternatives. The authors underscored the urgency of addressing the environmental implications of kerosene use, urging policymakers and researchers to spark innovative solutions. Speaking of sparking, did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!
Turning to a more unconventional source, Jones' "Kerosene Chronicles: Tales of Illumination" (2020) provides a colorful narrative of the cultural significance of kerosene in various regions, offering a unique perspective on its usage beyond mere energy provision. As we venture into this uncharted territory of kerosene folklore, it's evident that the interplay of cultural practices and environmental impact adds a layer of complexity to our investigation. It's almost as intriguing as trying to figure out why the bicycle couldn't stand up by itself - it was two-tired.
As we navigate through the academic literature, it's crucial not to overlook the subtle connections that may exist in unexpected places. In the realm of popular culture, the internet meme "Distracted Boyfriend" serves as a whimsical reminder of the allure of alternative options – much like the allure of transitioning to cleaner and more sustainable energy sources. Remember, when it comes to combating air pollution, it's always better to be proactive rather than "waiting for the other shoe to drop!"

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data revealed a strong correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene consumption in Belize. This finding demonstrates a robust and significant relationship between these two factors, akin to finding a match in a room full of candles. The results indicate a remarkable level of association, suggesting that changes in kerosene consumption in Belize are closely tied to fluctuations in air pollution levels in Los Alamos – a connection as surprising as finding a lamp in a cave!
Furthermore, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) for this relationship was calculated to be 0.9415123, indicating that approximately 94.15% of the variability in air pollution levels in Los Alamos can be explained by changes in kerosene consumption in Belize. In other words, this connection is as clear as day, or should we say, as bright as a newly lit fire!
With a p-value of less than 0.01, our results are statistically significant, providing strong evidence to reject the null hypothesis that there is no relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos and kerosene usage in Belize. The likelihood of such a strong relationship occurring by chance is lower than finding a needle in a haystack – a rarity not to be underestimated.
To visually depict this compelling correlation, we present Figure 1, a scatterplot illustrating the strong relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos and kerosene consumption in Belize. The scatterplot portrays the data points aligning closely with the regression line, highlighting the striking association between the two variables. It's as though the dots themselves are shedding light on the connection, much like lighting a match in a dark room.
In summary, our findings provide unequivocal evidence of a substantial and noteworthy link between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene consumption in Belize. This intriguing relationship unlocks a world of possibilities for understanding the complex dynamics influencing environmental factors across distant regions. So, as we extinguish the flames of curiosity for now, stay tuned for the full paper, complete with enlightening insights and perhaps a few more illuminating puns!

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study have illuminated a compelling relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene consumption in Belize. Our findings align with prior research, offering unequivocal support for the documented associations between air pollution and household kerosene use in urban areas. To put it in perspective, it's like finding a perfect match in a room full of candles – as clear and undeniable as the connection we unraveled.

Smith et al. (2015) laid the groundwork for understanding the positive association between air pollution levels in urban settings and household kerosene use, which resonates with our discovery of a notable correlation between air pollution in Los Alamos and kerosene consumption in Belize. It's as if we've added a new "spark" to the discussion, shedding light on a previously unexplored link.

Doe et al. (2018) underscored the detrimental environmental impact of kerosene combustion, urging for sustainable alternatives. Our study's findings serve as a poignant reminder of the urgency emphasized by these authors, as changes in kerosene consumption in Belize were shown to have a substantial impact on air pollution levels in Los Alamos. It's as though we've turned on a spotlight to illuminate the significance of addressing the environmental implications of kerosene use.

Moreover, Jones' (2020) exploration of the cultural significance of kerosene usage adds a layer of complexity to the discussion, highlighting the intertwined nature of cultural practices and environmental impact. As we navigate this uncharted territory, our findings underscore the importance of considering these cultural nuances in the quest for sustainable energy solutions. It's almost as complex and layered as solving a riddle in the dark – shedding light on the multifaceted nature of our investigation.

Our results not only validate the existing literature but also extend the understanding of the underlying dynamics between air pollution in Los Alamos and kerosene consumption in Belize. It's like stumbling upon a bright idea in the dark – our study has uncovered a fascinating connection that ignites a new understanding of environmental influences across disparate regions.

In summary, our findings solidify the compelling relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos and kerosene consumption in Belize, offering a clear and robust connection that adds a spark to the ongoing discourse on environmental factors. As we illuminate new pathways for future research, it's clear that the potential for insights is as bright as a well-lit room on a dark night.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Kerosene used in Belize. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Clearing the Air: Unraveling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos and Kerosene Consumption in Belize"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper explores the intriguing and, dare I say, illuminating connection between air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene usage in Belize. We delved into this combustion conundrum by meticulously analyzing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, spanning from 1990 to 2021. But don't worry, this wasn't just a "shot in the dark" investigation – we were "burning the midnight oil" to bring you our findings.

Our study revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 and p < 0.01, providing robust evidence of a significant relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos and kerosene consumption in Belize. It's as clear as the sky on a perfect day! Our results highlight the "light bulb moment" where the two seemingly disparate factors display a compelling connection, shedding light on the intricate interplay of environmental influences.

So, if you've ever wondered about the "spark" that ties together these distant locations, stay tuned for our paper's detailed analysis. Our findings not only provide valuable insights into the environmental impact of kerosene usage but also offer a "bright" perspective on the global dynamics of air pollution. Keep an eye out for the paper – it's sure to "ignite" your interest in this enlightening relationship!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intertwining of environmental factors across seemingly distant locations has long been a source of fascination for researchers and enthusiasts alike. In this paper, we delve into the enigmatic relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene consumption in Belize. This unlikely pairing may seem as surprising as finding a lighthouse in the desert, but our investigation sheds light on the intricate web of connections that shape our global environment.
As we embark on this enlightening journey, it is essential to consider the substantial implications of air pollution and kerosene usage. Air pollution, often referred to as the silent killer, can have dire consequences on human health and the environment. Meanwhile, kerosene, with its extensive use as a household fuel in many developing regions, plays a pivotal role in energy access and economic dynamics. The juxtaposition of these two factors may strike you as strange bedfellows, but as the saying goes, "opposites attract," and our study aims to unravel this captivating correlation.
Our investigation draws from comprehensive data provided by the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, spanning over three decades. This rich dataset allows us to undertake a deep dive into the fascinating realm of combustion and its far-reaching effects. Our rigorous analysis wasn't just a mere flight of fancy; it involved sifting through heaps of data and carrying out meticulous statistical analyses. As the saying goes, "the devil is in the details," and we ensured no stone was left unturned in our pursuit of understanding this complex relationship.
Now, don't be misled – this isn't a tale of two cities, but rather a tale of two distant factors weaving an unexpected narrative. The findings of our study reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 and p < 0.01, indicating a robust and significant connection between the air pollution levels in Los Alamos and the kerosene consumption in Belize. As remarkable as finding a needle in a haystack, our results highlight the clear and compelling relationship between these seemingly disparate variables.
But hold on to your hats – the fun has just begun. Amidst the numbers and correlations lies the undeniable wit and charm of this conundrum. Our findings not only offer a unique perspective on the environmental impact of kerosene use but also pose intriguing questions about the interconnectedness of global environmental dynamics. As we open this Pandora's box of environmental interplay, prepare to be captivated by the unexpected connections that unfold.
So, fasten your seatbelts and keep an eye out for the full paper – it's sure to "illuminate" the unsuspecting reader with its profound findings and, dare I say, delightful puns. After all, who knew that analyzing air pollution and kerosene usage could lead to such a "bright" experience?

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data revealed a strong correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene consumption in Belize. This finding demonstrates a robust and significant relationship between these two factors, akin to finding a match in a room full of candles. The results indicate a remarkable level of association, suggesting that changes in kerosene consumption in Belize are closely tied to fluctuations in air pollution levels in Los Alamos – a connection as surprising as finding a lamp in a cave!
Furthermore, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) for this relationship was calculated to be 0.9415123, indicating that approximately 94.15% of the variability in air pollution levels in Los Alamos can be explained by changes in kerosene consumption in Belize. In other words, this connection is as clear as day, or should we say, as bright as a newly lit fire!
With a p-value of less than 0.01, our results are statistically significant, providing strong evidence to reject the null hypothesis that there is no relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos and kerosene usage in Belize. The likelihood of such a strong relationship occurring by chance is lower than finding a needle in a haystack – a rarity not to be underestimated.
To visually depict this compelling correlation, we present Figure 1, a scatterplot illustrating the strong relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos and kerosene consumption in Belize. The scatterplot portrays the data points aligning closely with the regression line, highlighting the striking association between the two variables. It's as though the dots themselves are shedding light on the connection, much like lighting a match in a dark room.
In summary, our findings provide unequivocal evidence of a substantial and noteworthy link between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene consumption in Belize. This intriguing relationship unlocks a world of possibilities for understanding the complex dynamics influencing environmental factors across distant regions. So, as we extinguish the flames of curiosity for now, stay tuned for the full paper, complete with enlightening insights and perhaps a few more illuminating puns!

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research successfully unravels the captivating and, dare I say, "illuminating" relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene consumption in Belize. Our findings shed light on the significant correlation between these seemingly distant factors, adding a spark of insight to the intricate web of environmental dynamics. This correlation, much like a well-lit lantern, provides a clear path for understanding the profound influence of kerosene usage on air quality – talk about shining a light on the subject!

The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 and p < 0.01 unmistakably signifies the compelling association between these variables, leaving no room for doubt. These results not only highlight the substantial impact of kerosene consumption on air pollution but also provide an illuminating perspective on the interconnectedness of global environmental influences. It's as though Mother Nature herself is telling us, "Let there be light – and let there be a correlation!"

As we close this enlightening chapter, it is clear that no more research is needed in this area. Further investigation would be like trying to reinvent the wheel – unnecessary and a bit dim. Therefore, we confidently stand by our findings and encourage policymakers and researchers to use this "bright" insight to illuminate pathway to sustainable environmental practices. After all, when it comes to understanding the relationship between air pollution and kerosene usage, our research has already "lit up" the way!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Clearing the Air: Unraveling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos and Kerosene Consumption in Belize. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Environmental Geography


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Clearing the Air: Unraveling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos and Kerosene Consumption in Belize. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Transnational Environmental Air Quality Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Clearing the Air: Unraveling the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos and Kerosene Consumption in Belize with an abstract of This paper explores the intriguing and, dare I say, illuminating connection between air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and kerosene usage in Belize. We delved into this combustion conundrum by meticulously analyzing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, spanning from 1990 to 2021. But don't worry, this wasn't just a "shot in the dark" investigation – we were "burning the midnight oil" to bring you our findings.
Our study revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9703156 and p < 0.01, providing robust evidence of a significant relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos and kerosene consumption in Belize. It's as clear as the sky on a perfect day! Our results highlight the "light bulb moment" where the two seemingly disparate factors display a compelling connection, shedding light on the intricate interplay of environmental influences.
So, if you've ever wondered about the "spark" that ties together these distant locations, stay tuned for our paper's detailed analysis. Our findings not only provide valuable insights into the environmental impact of kerosene usage but also offer a "bright" perspective on the global dynamics of air pollution. Keep an eye out for the paper – it's sure to "ignite" your interest in this enlightening relationship!

ChatGPT:

air pollution, Los Alamos, New Mexico, kerosene consumption, Belize, environmental impact, combustion, correlation coefficient, environmental influences, global dynamics, Energy Information Administration, Environmental Protection Agency

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Data details

Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with moderate or worse air quality in Los Alamos, NM
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico

Kerosene used in Belize
Detailed data title: Volume of kerosene used consumed in Belize in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Kerosene used in Belize

Correlation r = 0.9703156 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9415123 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 94.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Kerosene used in Belize) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico) over the 32 years from 1990 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.8E-20. 0.0000000000000000000476408434
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.97 in 4.8E-18% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 20,990,392,458,081,460,224 random variables You don't actually need 20 quintillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 31 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 31 because we have two variables measured over a period of 32 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.94, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico (Bad air quality days)0.2225430.2931510.2821920.167630.216667000000.009900990.00826446000000.0084745800.0091743100.054545500.008264460000000.008547010.0168067
Kerosene used in Belize (Million Barrels/Day)0.40.40.40.40.40000000000000000.0207914000.003388490.003046890.0030840.0030520.003060670.003060670.003060670.00261060.00277851




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.222543,0.293151,0.282192,0.16763,0.216667,0,0,0,0,0,0.00990099,0.00826446,0,0,0,0,0,0.00847458,0,0.00917431,0,0.0545455,0,0.00826446,0,0,0,0,0,0,0.00854701,0.0168067,])
array_2 = np.array([0.4,0.4,0.4,0.4,0.4,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0.0207914,0,0,0.00338849,0.00304689,0.003084,0.003052,0.00306067,0.00306067,0.00306067,0.0026106,0.00277851,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico"
array_2_name = "Kerosene used in Belize"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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