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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the second variable is Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD).  The chart goes from 2010 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the aroma of perfectly roasted and baked goods wafted through the air, it somehow sparked a bizarre craving for Anheuser-Busch InBev's beverages, leading to a spike in stock price. It's a case of 'smoke and beers' boosting the market!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: The prompt for DALL·E-3 could illustrate the scene as follows: In a bustling factory in Georgia, workers tend to the food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machines. The air is filled with the aroma of freshly roasted and baked goods. Amidst the delicious scents, the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) soars, symbolizing the peculiar spike in demand for the company's beverages. The scene showcases an unexpected synergy between 'smoke and beers' boosting the market, captured in a visually striking and comical manner fitting for a Reddit post. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cute cartoon Sci-fi fantacy Cute 2D animation a funny image you would see on reddit Cyber folk
ChatGPT: a funny image you would see on reddit

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD), in the following situation: As the aroma of perfectly roasted and baked goods wafted through the air, it somehow sparked a bizarre craving for Anheuser-Busch InBev's beverages, leading to a spike in stock price. It's a case of 'smoke and beers' boosting the market!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling factory in Georgia, the aroma of freshly roasted and baked goods filled the air as workers tended to the food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machines. Amidst the delicious scents, the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) soared, symbolizing the peculiar spike in demand for the company's beverages. The hustle and bustle of the factory created an unexpected synergy between the two variables - 'smoke and beers' boosting the market!

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a funny image you would see on reddit ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling factory in Georgia, the aroma of freshly roasted and baked goods filled the air as workers tended to the food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machines. Amidst the delicious scents, the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) soared, symbolizing the peculiar spike in demand for the company's beverages. The hustle and bustle of the factory created an unexpected synergy between the two variables - 'smoke and beers' boosting the market! Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: The prompt for DALL·E-3 could illustrate the scene as follows: In a bustling factory in Georgia, workers tend to the food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machines. The air is filled with the aroma of freshly roasted and baked goods. Amidst the delicious scents, the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) soars, symbolizing the peculiar spike in demand for the company's beverages. The scene showcases an unexpected synergy between 'smoke and beers' boosting the market, captured in a visually striking and comical manner fitting for a Reddit post.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia caused Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD) to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Tobacco Tenders and Beer Buzz: A Bizarre Correlation in Georgia

Journal of Quirky Correlations

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8544886 and p < 0.01 for 2010 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Tobacco Tenders and Beer Buzz: A Bizarre Correlation in Georgia

[[ABSTRACT]]
The intertwining tale of the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) has been a conundrum for researchers and investors alike. Using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), this study aims to dissect this peculiar relationship. Our research team has unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8544886 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2010 to 2022. While the conventional wisdom may steer clear of such seemingly unrelated variables, our findings suggest an unexpected link between the workforce in the smokey world of tobacco and the frothy realm of beer, opening the door to a realm of speculation and curiosity. This paper delves into the enigmatic connection, shedding light on the playful dance of industry and market forces, with a dash of wit and whimsy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Tobacco Tenders and Beer Buzz: A Bizarre Correlation in Georgia

[[ABSTRACT]]
The intertwining tale of the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) has been a conundrum for researchers and investors alike. Using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), this study aims to dissect this peculiar relationship. Our research team has unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8544886 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2010 to 2022. While the conventional wisdom may steer clear of such seemingly unrelated variables, our findings suggest an unexpected link between the workforce in the smokey world of tobacco and the frothy realm of beer, opening the door to a realm of speculation and curiosity. This paper delves into the enigmatic connection, shedding light on the playful dance of industry and market forces, with a dash of wit and whimsy.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As George Bernard Shaw once remarked, "Science never solves a problem without creating ten more." This sentiment has never been more aptly demonstrated than in the realm of statistical analysis, where the dance of numbers often leads us down unexpected paths. In the case of our current research endeavor, the intertwined relationship between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in the state of Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) has certainly proven to be a perplexing puzzle.

While some may think that the only thing roasting, baking, and drying in this scenario are the statistical models, our study takes a lighthearted yet rigorous approach to unraveling this intriguing conundrum. The juxtaposition of tobacco and beer might initially seem as nonsensical as comparing apples and elephants, but as Mark Twain once quipped, "Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't." Thus, armed with data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics, we delve headfirst into the statistically significant correlation, accompanied by the occasional chuckle at the peculiarities that statistical analysis often serves up.

It is, indeed, a curious case that not unlike a neat whiskey, tingles the senses and leaves one pondering the unexpected connections that underlie the seemingly disparate realms of labor and libations. Our findings, akin to a good punchline, are not simply about drawing connections for the sake of it, but about shedding light on the whimsical interplay of industry and market forces. So, dear reader, fasten your seatbelts and grab a cold one (assuming you're of legal drinking age, of course), as we embark on this journey of statistical whimsy and numerical wit.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Tobacco Tenders and Beer Buzz: A Bizarre Correlation in Georgia

[[ABSTRACT]]
The intertwining tale of the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) has been a conundrum for researchers and investors alike. Using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), this study aims to dissect this peculiar relationship. Our research team has unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8544886 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2010 to 2022. While the conventional wisdom may steer clear of such seemingly unrelated variables, our findings suggest an unexpected link between the workforce in the smokey world of tobacco and the frothy realm of beer, opening the door to a realm of speculation and curiosity. This paper delves into the enigmatic connection, shedding light on the playful dance of industry and market forces, with a dash of wit and whimsy.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As George Bernard Shaw once remarked, "Science never solves a problem without creating ten more." This sentiment has never been more aptly demonstrated than in the realm of statistical analysis, where the dance of numbers often leads us down unexpected paths. In the case of our current research endeavor, the intertwined relationship between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in the state of Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) has certainly proven to be a perplexing puzzle.
While some may think that the only thing roasting, baking, and drying in this scenario are the statistical models, our study takes a lighthearted yet rigorous approach to unraveling this intriguing conundrum. The juxtaposition of tobacco and beer might initially seem as nonsensical as comparing apples and elephants, but as Mark Twain once quipped, "Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't." Thus, armed with data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics, we delve headfirst into the statistically significant correlation, accompanied by the occasional chuckle at the peculiarities that statistical analysis often serves up.
It is, indeed, a curious case that not unlike a neat whiskey, tingles the senses and leaves one pondering the unexpected connections that underlie the seemingly disparate realms of labor and libations. Our findings, akin to a good punchline, are not simply about drawing connections for the sake of it, but about shedding light on the whimsical interplay of industry and market forces. So, dear reader, fasten your seatbelts and grab a cold one (assuming you're of legal drinking age, of course), as we embark on this journey of statistical whimsy and numerical wit.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The literature reviewed for this study encompasses a wide array of research endeavors that have attempted to untangle the mysteries of unexpected correlations and seemingly unrelated phenomena. Smith and Doe (2015) illustrated the multifaceted nature of statistical relationships, delving into the paradoxes and surprises that often adorn the landscape of data analysis. Furthermore, Jones et al. (2018) provided an in-depth exploration of the complexities inherent in statistical modeling, highlighting the intricacies of uncovering hidden connections amidst a sea of variables.

Turning to non-fiction sources, the works of "Freakonomics" by Levitt and Dubner and "Thinking, Fast and Slow" by Daniel Kahneman offer valuable insights into the enigmatic world of unconventional correlations and unintended consequences. On the fiction front, the novels "Cloud Atlas" by David Mitchell and "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams provide a whimsical and speculative lens through which to view the unexpected whims of fate and interconnectedness.

Venturing further into the depths of literature, this study also draws from unorthodox sources, including the labels of shampoo bottles found in the author's own bathroom. Remarkably, these bottles offered a surprising wealth of wisdom and insight, albeit in the form of exuberant claims about the miraculous effects of various botanical extracts and the tantalizing promise of luscious locks.

Incorporating this diverse range of literature, the present study endeavors to examine the rather unconventional relationship between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD). While the topic at hand may initially appear to be a peregrination through the absurd, our approach to this investigation is driven by a dedication to unveiling the unexpected and reveling in the whimsy that often lurks within the numerical realms of statistical analysis.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2010 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Tobacco Tenders and Beer Buzz: A Bizarre Correlation in Georgia

[[ABSTRACT]]
The intertwining tale of the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) has been a conundrum for researchers and investors alike. Using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), this study aims to dissect this peculiar relationship. Our research team has unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8544886 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2010 to 2022. While the conventional wisdom may steer clear of such seemingly unrelated variables, our findings suggest an unexpected link between the workforce in the smokey world of tobacco and the frothy realm of beer, opening the door to a realm of speculation and curiosity. This paper delves into the enigmatic connection, shedding light on the playful dance of industry and market forces, with a dash of wit and whimsy.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As George Bernard Shaw once remarked, "Science never solves a problem without creating ten more." This sentiment has never been more aptly demonstrated than in the realm of statistical analysis, where the dance of numbers often leads us down unexpected paths. In the case of our current research endeavor, the intertwined relationship between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in the state of Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) has certainly proven to be a perplexing puzzle.
While some may think that the only thing roasting, baking, and drying in this scenario are the statistical models, our study takes a lighthearted yet rigorous approach to unraveling this intriguing conundrum. The juxtaposition of tobacco and beer might initially seem as nonsensical as comparing apples and elephants, but as Mark Twain once quipped, "Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't." Thus, armed with data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics, we delve headfirst into the statistically significant correlation, accompanied by the occasional chuckle at the peculiarities that statistical analysis often serves up.
It is, indeed, a curious case that not unlike a neat whiskey, tingles the senses and leaves one pondering the unexpected connections that underlie the seemingly disparate realms of labor and libations. Our findings, akin to a good punchline, are not simply about drawing connections for the sake of it, but about shedding light on the whimsical interplay of industry and market forces. So, dear reader, fasten your seatbelts and grab a cold one (assuming you're of legal drinking age, of course), as we embark on this journey of statistical whimsy and numerical wit.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To untangle the perplexing web of correlation between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD), our research team embraced a combination of quantitative and anecdotal approaches. We corralled the data from the stalwart sources: the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), much like a team of spirited cowboys rounding up information in the wild west of statistical analysis.

Our primary methodology involved the utilization of historical time-series data collected from the aforementioned sources, spanning the fortuitous years of 2010 to 2022. This data, gathered with the precision of a wine taster savoring different vintages, allowed us to ascertain the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia, and contrast it with the fluctuating stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev. This rigorous data collection was executed with the tenacity of a bloodhound pursuing a scent trail, teasing out the nuances of the workforce and stock market dynamics.

In conjunction with the quantitative data analysis, we indulged in the not-so-scientific art of anecdotal observation, reminiscent of a detective tapping informants for juicy gossip. We scoured industry reports, financial news, and the occasional tavern conversation (for research purposes, of course) to add a hint of narrative pizzazz to our findings, recognizing that the story is often just as telling as the statistics.

The correlation analysis, the pièce de résistance of our methodology, was conducted with the precision of an artisan crafting a delicate sculpture, employing various statistical techniques including Pearson's correlation coefficient and regression analysis. These techniques allowed us to uncover the strength and direction of the relationship between the two unlikely variables, as well as to predict the stock price movement based on the number of smoke-kissed tenders in the Peach State.

To ensure the robustness of our findings, we also incorporated sensitivity analysis, delving into the volatility of the relationship under different timeframes and fluctuating market conditions. This meticulous scrutiny ensured that our results stood firm against the capricious winds of statistical uncertainty and market whims.

In summary, our methodology, while steeped in the rigor of statistical analysis, also embraced the playful spirit of curiosity, recognizing that sometimes, the most unexpected connections can be found in the unlikeliest of places. With data wrangled and correlations scrutinized like a good ol' barn dance, our research team endeavored to uncover the delightful mysteries that lie at the intersection of labor and libations, ensuring that every statistical inference was as refreshing as a well-poured pint.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2010 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8544886, r-squared of 0.7301508, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Tobacco Tenders and Beer Buzz: A Bizarre Correlation in Georgia

[[ABSTRACT]]
The intertwining tale of the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) has been a conundrum for researchers and investors alike. Using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), this study aims to dissect this peculiar relationship. Our research team has unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8544886 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2010 to 2022. While the conventional wisdom may steer clear of such seemingly unrelated variables, our findings suggest an unexpected link between the workforce in the smokey world of tobacco and the frothy realm of beer, opening the door to a realm of speculation and curiosity. This paper delves into the enigmatic connection, shedding light on the playful dance of industry and market forces, with a dash of wit and whimsy.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As George Bernard Shaw once remarked, "Science never solves a problem without creating ten more." This sentiment has never been more aptly demonstrated than in the realm of statistical analysis, where the dance of numbers often leads us down unexpected paths. In the case of our current research endeavor, the intertwined relationship between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in the state of Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) has certainly proven to be a perplexing puzzle.
While some may think that the only thing roasting, baking, and drying in this scenario are the statistical models, our study takes a lighthearted yet rigorous approach to unraveling this intriguing conundrum. The juxtaposition of tobacco and beer might initially seem as nonsensical as comparing apples and elephants, but as Mark Twain once quipped, "Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't." Thus, armed with data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics, we delve headfirst into the statistically significant correlation, accompanied by the occasional chuckle at the peculiarities that statistical analysis often serves up.
It is, indeed, a curious case that not unlike a neat whiskey, tingles the senses and leaves one pondering the unexpected connections that underlie the seemingly disparate realms of labor and libations. Our findings, akin to a good punchline, are not simply about drawing connections for the sake of it, but about shedding light on the whimsical interplay of industry and market forces. So, dear reader, fasten your seatbelts and grab a cold one (assuming you're of legal drinking age, of course), as we embark on this journey of statistical whimsy and numerical wit.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Upon analyzing the data from 2010 to 2022, our research team uncovered a startling correlation between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD). The correlation coefficient of 0.8544886 and an r-squared value of 0.7301508 captured the surprising dance between these seemingly unrelated variables. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the statistical significance of this relationship surpassed even the most skeptical expectations.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) complements these numerical findings, visually encapsulating the robust connection between these divergent industries, akin to a harmonious blend of distinct flavors in a complex brew.

While some may anticipate only smoke and mirrors in this amalgamation of variables, our results unveil a curious interplay between the labor landscape of Georgia and the performance of a prominent player in the beer market. This unusual pairing leaves room for witty banter and speculative amusement, akin to a delightful mix of unexpected ingredients in a culinary creation.

In conclusion, our research sheds light on the enigmatic rapport between the workforce toiling amidst smoke and the beery fortunes of Anheuser-Busch InBev, offering not just statistical revelations but a journey through the whimsical corridors of industry and market dynamics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Tobacco Tenders and Beer Buzz: A Bizarre Correlation in Georgia

[[ABSTRACT]]
The intertwining tale of the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) has been a conundrum for researchers and investors alike. Using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), this study aims to dissect this peculiar relationship. Our research team has unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8544886 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2010 to 2022. While the conventional wisdom may steer clear of such seemingly unrelated variables, our findings suggest an unexpected link between the workforce in the smokey world of tobacco and the frothy realm of beer, opening the door to a realm of speculation and curiosity. This paper delves into the enigmatic connection, shedding light on the playful dance of industry and market forces, with a dash of wit and whimsy.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature reviewed for this study encompasses a wide array of research endeavors that have attempted to untangle the mysteries of unexpected correlations and seemingly unrelated phenomena. Smith and Doe (2015) illustrated the multifaceted nature of statistical relationships, delving into the paradoxes and surprises that often adorn the landscape of data analysis. Furthermore, Jones et al. (2018) provided an in-depth exploration of the complexities inherent in statistical modeling, highlighting the intricacies of uncovering hidden connections amidst a sea of variables.
Turning to non-fiction sources, the works of "Freakonomics" by Levitt and Dubner and "Thinking, Fast and Slow" by Daniel Kahneman offer valuable insights into the enigmatic world of unconventional correlations and unintended consequences. On the fiction front, the novels "Cloud Atlas" by David Mitchell and "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams provide a whimsical and speculative lens through which to view the unexpected whims of fate and interconnectedness.
Venturing further into the depths of literature, this study also draws from unorthodox sources, including the labels of shampoo bottles found in the author's own bathroom. Remarkably, these bottles offered a surprising wealth of wisdom and insight, albeit in the form of exuberant claims about the miraculous effects of various botanical extracts and the tantalizing promise of luscious locks.
Incorporating this diverse range of literature, the present study endeavors to examine the rather unconventional relationship between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD). While the topic at hand may initially appear to be a peregrination through the absurd, our approach to this investigation is driven by a dedication to unveiling the unexpected and reveling in the whimsy that often lurks within the numerical realms of statistical analysis.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon analyzing the data from 2010 to 2022, our research team uncovered a startling correlation between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD). The correlation coefficient of 0.8544886 and an r-squared value of 0.7301508 captured the surprising dance between these seemingly unrelated variables. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the statistical significance of this relationship surpassed even the most skeptical expectations.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) complements these numerical findings, visually encapsulating the robust connection between these divergent industries, akin to a harmonious blend of distinct flavors in a complex brew.
While some may anticipate only smoke and mirrors in this amalgamation of variables, our results unveil a curious interplay between the labor landscape of Georgia and the performance of a prominent player in the beer market. This unusual pairing leaves room for witty banter and speculative amusement, akin to a delightful mix of unexpected ingredients in a culinary creation.
In conclusion, our research sheds light on the enigmatic rapport between the workforce toiling amidst smoke and the beery fortunes of Anheuser-Busch InBev, offering not just statistical revelations but a journey through the whimsical corridors of industry and market dynamics.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The revelation of a significant correlation between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) presents a puzzling and thought-provoking conundrum in the realm of economic and market analysis. Our findings, though surprising to many, find support in the works of Smith and Doe (2015) and Jones et al. (2018), who emphasize the complexity and nuance of statistical relationships. These results are a testament to the unexpected twists and turns that statistical analysis can uncover, reminiscent of the suspense and unpredictability found in the fiction works of "Cloud Atlas" and "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

In a similar vein, our study acknowledges the erosion of traditional boundaries between disciplines, drawing inspiration not only from academic literature but also from the unconventional source of shampoo bottle labels. Just as these labels promised lush and radiant hair, our findings promise an intriguing link between the smokey labor forces of tobacco and the effervescent dynamics of the beer market.

The statistical significance of the correlation coefficient and the visually compelling scatterplot (Fig. 1) serve as potent evidence of the unexpected bond between these seemingly disparate variables. This unanticipated fusion of industries, akin to the harmonious blend of distinct flavors, leaves room for speculation and light-hearted banter, much like the sprightly interplay of ingredients in a culinary creation. Our study thus offers a glimpse into the whimsical and playful side of statistics and market dynamics, challenging conventional wisdom and embracing the unexpected with a flair of humor and curiosity.

The unexpected correlation uncovered in this study adds a dash of intrigue and amusement to the otherwise serious landscape of economic and market analysis. While some may view this as an odd pairing of variables, the interplay between the workforce in the smokey world of tobacco and the frothy realm of beer serves as a reminder of the surprising and whimsical nature of statistical relationships. This lighthearted dance of industry and market forces transcends the ordinary, offering a blend of unexpected flavors and a hint of playfulness in the realm of economic exploration.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Tobacco Tenders and Beer Buzz: A Bizarre Correlation in Georgia

[[ABSTRACT]]
The intertwining tale of the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) has been a conundrum for researchers and investors alike. Using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), this study aims to dissect this peculiar relationship. Our research team has unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8544886 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2010 to 2022. While the conventional wisdom may steer clear of such seemingly unrelated variables, our findings suggest an unexpected link between the workforce in the smokey world of tobacco and the frothy realm of beer, opening the door to a realm of speculation and curiosity. This paper delves into the enigmatic connection, shedding light on the playful dance of industry and market forces, with a dash of wit and whimsy.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As George Bernard Shaw once remarked, "Science never solves a problem without creating ten more." This sentiment has never been more aptly demonstrated than in the realm of statistical analysis, where the dance of numbers often leads us down unexpected paths. In the case of our current research endeavor, the intertwined relationship between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in the state of Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) has certainly proven to be a perplexing puzzle.
While some may think that the only thing roasting, baking, and drying in this scenario are the statistical models, our study takes a lighthearted yet rigorous approach to unraveling this intriguing conundrum. The juxtaposition of tobacco and beer might initially seem as nonsensical as comparing apples and elephants, but as Mark Twain once quipped, "Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't." Thus, armed with data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics, we delve headfirst into the statistically significant correlation, accompanied by the occasional chuckle at the peculiarities that statistical analysis often serves up.
It is, indeed, a curious case that not unlike a neat whiskey, tingles the senses and leaves one pondering the unexpected connections that underlie the seemingly disparate realms of labor and libations. Our findings, akin to a good punchline, are not simply about drawing connections for the sake of it, but about shedding light on the whimsical interplay of industry and market forces. So, dear reader, fasten your seatbelts and grab a cold one (assuming you're of legal drinking age, of course), as we embark on this journey of statistical whimsy and numerical wit.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon analyzing the data from 2010 to 2022, our research team uncovered a startling correlation between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD). The correlation coefficient of 0.8544886 and an r-squared value of 0.7301508 captured the surprising dance between these seemingly unrelated variables. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the statistical significance of this relationship surpassed even the most skeptical expectations.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) complements these numerical findings, visually encapsulating the robust connection between these divergent industries, akin to a harmonious blend of distinct flavors in a complex brew.
While some may anticipate only smoke and mirrors in this amalgamation of variables, our results unveil a curious interplay between the labor landscape of Georgia and the performance of a prominent player in the beer market. This unusual pairing leaves room for witty banter and speculative amusement, akin to a delightful mix of unexpected ingredients in a culinary creation.
In conclusion, our research sheds light on the enigmatic rapport between the workforce toiling amidst smoke and the beery fortunes of Anheuser-Busch InBev, offering not just statistical revelations but a journey through the whimsical corridors of industry and market dynamics.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In wrapping up our study, we've certainly peeled back the layers of this curious onion to reveal the rather peculiar connection between the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD). It's as if statistical analysis pulled off a surprise magic trick, leaving us both perplexed and amused.

Just when we thought we had a handle on how unrelated these variables appeared to be, our findings threw a curveball, much like a comedic plot twist. As we bid adieu to this peculiar puzzle, let's raise a toast to the surprising correlations that statistical analysis uncovers, reminding us that truth can indeed be stranger than fiction.

So, as we close the book on this chapter, we can confidently declare that this research has certainly added a dash of zest to the often formulaic world of statistical analysis. But fear not, fellow academics and investors, for it seems that no more research is needed in this particular blend of tobacco and beer-fueled statistical shenanigans.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Tobacco Tenders and Beer Buzz: A Bizarre Correlation in Georgia. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Quirky Correlations


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Tobacco Tenders and Beer Buzz: A Bizarre Correlation in Georgia. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Absurd Behavioral Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Tobacco Tenders and Beer Buzz: A Bizarre Correlation in Georgia with an abstract of The intertwining tale of the number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) has been a conundrum for researchers and investors alike. Using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), this study aims to dissect this peculiar relationship. Our research team has unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8544886 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2010 to 2022. While the conventional wisdom may steer clear of such seemingly unrelated variables, our findings suggest an unexpected link between the workforce in the smokey world of tobacco and the frothy realm of beer, opening the door to a realm of speculation and curiosity. This paper delves into the enigmatic connection, shedding light on the playful dance of industry and market forces, with a dash of wit and whimsy.

ChatGPT:

tobacco industry, beer industry, correlation, Georgia, food and tobacco roasting, baking and drying machine operators, tenders, Anheuser-Busch InBev stock price, Bureau of Labor Statistics, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, correlation coefficient, p-value, workforce, market forces, industry analysis

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Data details

The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
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Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

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Correlation r = 0.8544886 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7301508 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 73% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia) over the 13 years from 2010 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0002. 0.0001991451108453775700000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.85 in 0.02% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 5,021 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 12 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 12 because we have two variables measured over a period of 13 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.57, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia (Laborers)170150140370500620610570540230140420400
Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD) (Stock price)53.3257.6361.4888.28103.67112.3122.58104.78111.9765.1582.7671.7862.43




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([170,150,140,370,500,620,610,570,540,230,140,420,400,])
array_2 = np.array([53.32,57.63,61.48,88.28,103.67,112.3,122.58,104.78,111.97,65.15,82.76,71.78,62.43,])
array_1_name = "The number of food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders in Georgia"
array_2_name = "Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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