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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Stormy and the second variable is The number of animal scientists in Ohio.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2019, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Parents naming their children Stormy were unknowingly participating in a secret government experiment to raise a generation of weather-controlling prodigies. These Weather Wizards™ had a natural affinity for understanding the atmospheric conditions, leading to a surge in demand for animal scientists in Ohio who were trying to figure out why there were suddenly so many unexplained rain showers at the local farms. It's a storm of a coincidence, but the forecast for animal science in Ohio has certainly taken an unexpected turn!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ Cutesy art illustration ] An enchanting scene unfolds in a bustling Ohio town as a group of enthusiastic animal scientists gathers at a seminar to discuss the behavioral patterns of pets named Stormy. Outside, a vibrant playground is filled with children calling out to their pets, including several dogs named Stormy. Amid the excitement, the dogs are led indoors, and the scientists watch closely, eager to study their reactions to the upcoming thunderstorm. The illustration captures the joyous atmosphere of the town and the curious nature of the animal scientists as they prepare to observe the pets' reactions. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Stormy and The number of animal scientists in Ohio. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cyber folk Pop art An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' Cutsy art illustration Cyberpunk
ChatGPT: Cutsy art illustration

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Stormy and The number of animal scientists in Ohio, in the following situation: Because the increase in popularity of the first name Stormy led to a surge in demand for weather-related pet names, which in turn inspired more Ohioans to pursue careers in animal science, particularly in studying the behavioral patterns of stormy pets and their reactions to thunder and lightning.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling Ohio town, a group of enthusiastic animal scientists gather at a seminar to discuss the behavioral patterns of pets named Stormy. Outside, a playground is filled with children calling out to their pets, including several dogs named Stormy. As the dogs are led indoors, the scientists watch closely, eager to study their reactions to the upcoming thunderstorm.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cutsy art illustration ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling Ohio town, a group of enthusiastic animal scientists gather at a seminar to discuss the behavioral patterns of pets named Stormy. Outside, a playground is filled with children calling out to their pets, including several dogs named Stormy. As the dogs are led indoors, the scientists watch closely, eager to study their reactions to the upcoming thunderstorm. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ Cutesy art illustration ] An enchanting scene unfolds in a bustling Ohio town as a group of enthusiastic animal scientists gathers at a seminar to discuss the behavioral patterns of pets named Stormy. Outside, a vibrant playground is filled with children calling out to their pets, including several dogs named Stormy. Amid the excitement, the dogs are led indoors, and the scientists watch closely, eager to study their reactions to the upcoming thunderstorm. The illustration captures the joyous atmosphere of the town and the curious nature of the animal scientists as they prepare to observe the pets' reactions.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the first name Stormy caused The number of animal scientists in Ohio to increase.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Stormy Petrel: An Analysis of the Name Stormy and its Impact on the Animal Science Industry in Ohio

The Journal of Animalistic Linguistics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Stormy and The number of animal scientists in Ohio. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.6567660 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2019.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Stormy Petrel: An Analysis of the Name Stormy and its Impact on the Animal Science Industry in Ohio

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the curious phenomenon of the first name "Stormy" and its potential influence on the number of animal scientists in the state of Ohio. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a significant correlation was observed between the popularity of the name "Stormy" and the prevalence of animal scientists in Ohio from 2004 to 2019 (correlation coefficient = 0.6567660, p < 0.01). The implications of such an association are both captivating and entertaining, prompting further investigation into the intricate interplay between nomenclature and occupational choices. This research sheds light on the whimsical yet thought-provoking nature of naming trends and their unexpected connections to professional pursuits.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Stormy and The number of animal scientists in Ohio. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Stormy Petrel: An Analysis of the Name Stormy and its Impact on the Animal Science Industry in Ohio

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the curious phenomenon of the first name "Stormy" and its potential influence on the number of animal scientists in the state of Ohio. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a significant correlation was observed between the popularity of the name "Stormy" and the prevalence of animal scientists in Ohio from 2004 to 2019 (correlation coefficient = 0.6567660, p < 0.01). The implications of such an association are both captivating and entertaining, prompting further investigation into the intricate interplay between nomenclature and occupational choices. This research sheds light on the whimsical yet thought-provoking nature of naming trends and their unexpected connections to professional pursuits.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The world of naming trends has piqued the curiosity of many researchers and enthusiasts alike. It is a realm where the mundane transforms into the marvelous, where the prosaic becomes the perplexing, and where the ordinary takes on an extraordinary allure. One such name that has captured attention is "Stormy." While this appellation may bring to mind tempestuous weather or lively encounters, its impact on the animal science industry in Ohio is a subject of both bewilderment and fascination.

The allure of "Stormy" extends beyond its meteorological connotations, as it has seemingly woven its way into the fabric of occupational pursuits, particularly within the field of animal science. Ohio, known for its bucolic landscapes and diverse agriculture, serves as a unique backdrop for the exploration of the connection between nomenclature and professional choices. The presence of a significant correlation between the prevalence of the name "Stormy" and the number of animal scientists in Ohio stirs both curiosity and amusement, prompting an in-depth investigation into this unlikely link.

In unraveling the peculiar bond between the popularity of the name "Stormy" and the professional landscape of animal science in Ohio, this study aims to shed light on the whimsical yet thought-provoking nature of naming trends and their unexpected connections to occupational trajectories. By delving into this uncharted territory, we endeavor to contribute to the evolving understanding of the curious interplay between nomenclature and career pathways, all the while embracing the lighthearted charm and quirkiness that this research endeavor entails.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Stormy and The number of animal scientists in Ohio. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Stormy Petrel: An Analysis of the Name Stormy and its Impact on the Animal Science Industry in Ohio

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the curious phenomenon of the first name "Stormy" and its potential influence on the number of animal scientists in the state of Ohio. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a significant correlation was observed between the popularity of the name "Stormy" and the prevalence of animal scientists in Ohio from 2004 to 2019 (correlation coefficient = 0.6567660, p < 0.01). The implications of such an association are both captivating and entertaining, prompting further investigation into the intricate interplay between nomenclature and occupational choices. This research sheds light on the whimsical yet thought-provoking nature of naming trends and their unexpected connections to professional pursuits.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of naming trends has piqued the curiosity of many researchers and enthusiasts alike. It is a realm where the mundane transforms into the marvelous, where the prosaic becomes the perplexing, and where the ordinary takes on an extraordinary allure. One such name that has captured attention is "Stormy." While this appellation may bring to mind tempestuous weather or lively encounters, its impact on the animal science industry in Ohio is a subject of both bewilderment and fascination.
The allure of "Stormy" extends beyond its meteorological connotations, as it has seemingly woven its way into the fabric of occupational pursuits, particularly within the field of animal science. Ohio, known for its bucolic landscapes and diverse agriculture, serves as a unique backdrop for the exploration of the connection between nomenclature and professional choices. The presence of a significant correlation between the prevalence of the name "Stormy" and the number of animal scientists in Ohio stirs both curiosity and amusement, prompting an in-depth investigation into this unlikely link.
In unraveling the peculiar bond between the popularity of the name "Stormy" and the professional landscape of animal science in Ohio, this study aims to shed light on the whimsical yet thought-provoking nature of naming trends and their unexpected connections to occupational trajectories. By delving into this uncharted territory, we endeavor to contribute to the evolving understanding of the curious interplay between nomenclature and career pathways, all the while embracing the lighthearted charm and quirkiness that this research endeavor entails.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The existing literature on the correlation between first name popularity and professional choices provides a solid foundation for the investigation at hand. Smith (2010) presents a comprehensive analysis of the societal implications of nomenclature, emphasizing the potential influence of names on individuals' career trajectories. Meanwhile, Doe (2013) explores the psychological and sociological dimensions of personal monikers, uncovering intriguing patterns in occupational preferences based on given names. Jones (2015) delves into the cultural significance of naming trends and their impact on workforce diversity, offering valuable insights into the intricate interplay between nomenclature and professional pursuits. However, the seminal work by these scholars merely scratches the surface of the curious connection between the first name "Stormy" and the animal science industry in Ohio.

In "The Name Book: Over 10,000 Names, Their Meanings, Origins, and Spiritual Significance," the authors note that the name "Stormy" conveys a sense of energy and vitality, characteristics that may hold appeal for individuals drawn to the dynamic field of animal science (Lorem & Ipsum, 2007). This highlights the potential psychological influence of the name "Stormy" on career choices, a facet that warrants further exploration in the context of occupational preferences.

Turning to fictional literature, the works of George R.R. Martin, particularly "A Storm of Swords," offer intriguing parallels to the present study. While the novel may not directly address the profession of animal science, the evocative imagery of stormy weather and the resilience it signifies resonate with the dedication and tenacity often associated with scientific pursuits (Martin, 2000). The symbolic significance of the name "Stormy" in popular fiction underscores its potential to captivate the imagination and influence occupational inclinations in unexpected ways.

Furthermore, animated television series have also provided invaluable insights into the name "Stormy" and its cultural resonance. The adventures of Stormy the Rabbit in "Rainbow Brite," a beloved children's show, offer a whimsical yet relatable portrayal of resilience and resourcefulness, qualities that may find echoes in the career aspirations of animal science enthusiasts (Rainbow Brite, 1984-1986). The playful depiction of the name "Stormy" in entertainment media serves as a reminder of the multifaceted nature of nomenclature and its potential to shape perceptions and ambitions.

Thus, while the existing literature sets the stage for the examination of the name "Stormy" and its impact on the animal science industry in Ohio, it is apparent that a deeper exploration of the whimsical and unexpected connections between nomenclature and professional pursuits is warranted.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Stormy and The number of animal scientists in Ohio. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2004 to 2019

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Stormy Petrel: An Analysis of the Name Stormy and its Impact on the Animal Science Industry in Ohio

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the curious phenomenon of the first name "Stormy" and its potential influence on the number of animal scientists in the state of Ohio. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a significant correlation was observed between the popularity of the name "Stormy" and the prevalence of animal scientists in Ohio from 2004 to 2019 (correlation coefficient = 0.6567660, p < 0.01). The implications of such an association are both captivating and entertaining, prompting further investigation into the intricate interplay between nomenclature and occupational choices. This research sheds light on the whimsical yet thought-provoking nature of naming trends and their unexpected connections to professional pursuits.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of naming trends has piqued the curiosity of many researchers and enthusiasts alike. It is a realm where the mundane transforms into the marvelous, where the prosaic becomes the perplexing, and where the ordinary takes on an extraordinary allure. One such name that has captured attention is "Stormy." While this appellation may bring to mind tempestuous weather or lively encounters, its impact on the animal science industry in Ohio is a subject of both bewilderment and fascination.
The allure of "Stormy" extends beyond its meteorological connotations, as it has seemingly woven its way into the fabric of occupational pursuits, particularly within the field of animal science. Ohio, known for its bucolic landscapes and diverse agriculture, serves as a unique backdrop for the exploration of the connection between nomenclature and professional choices. The presence of a significant correlation between the prevalence of the name "Stormy" and the number of animal scientists in Ohio stirs both curiosity and amusement, prompting an in-depth investigation into this unlikely link.
In unraveling the peculiar bond between the popularity of the name "Stormy" and the professional landscape of animal science in Ohio, this study aims to shed light on the whimsical yet thought-provoking nature of naming trends and their unexpected connections to occupational trajectories. By delving into this uncharted territory, we endeavor to contribute to the evolving understanding of the curious interplay between nomenclature and career pathways, all the while embracing the lighthearted charm and quirkiness that this research endeavor entails.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

The methodology employed in this study entailed a meticulous and comprehensive approach to gather and analyze data from various sources, culminating in the examination of the correlation between the name "Stormy" and the number of animal scientists in Ohio. The data collection process primarily relied on publicly available databases, including the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, spanning the years 2004 to 2019.

To begin, the researchers accessed the US Social Security Administration database to obtain information on the frequency and popularity of the first name "Stormy" among individuals born within the specified timeframe. This involved navigating through a deluge of data – pun intended – to discern the prevalence of this particular appellation and its temporal variations. The investigation into the nomenclatural trends unleashed a veritable storm of inquiry, prompting the team to weather the data intricacies with fortitude and wit.

Simultaneously, the Bureau of Labor Statistics served as a rich trove of information regarding the occupational landscape in Ohio, offering insights into the number of animal scientists employed during the same period. The analysis of this dataset necessitated a methodical and systematic review of labor statistics, requiring the researchers to wade through an ocean of occupational data to unearth the pertinent figures associated with animal science practitioners.

Having amassed the requisite data, the researchers proceeded to conduct a series of statistical analyses, including Pearson correlation coefficients and regression models, to unravel the potential relationship between the prevalence of the name "Stormy" and the abundance of animal scientists in Ohio. The statistical analyses provided a robust framework for assessing the strength and direction of the association, facilitating an incisive evaluation of the purported connection between nomenclature and career choices.

Furthermore, to ensure the reliability and robustness of the findings, sensitivity analyses and robustness checks were performed to gauge the stability of the observed relationship. This entailed subjecting the data to simulated thunderstorms of statistical scrutiny, validating the coherence and resilience of the reported correlation.

In summary, the methodology encompassed a spirited expedition through the labyrinthine corridors of naming statistics and occupational demographics, guided by a sense of curiosity and a penchant for puns. The amalgamation of data from disparate sources and the application of rigorous statistical techniques furnished a compelling narrative of the interplay between the name "Stormy" and the realm of animal science in Ohio, unearthing a web of connections as complex and captivating as a thunderstorm on the horizon.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Stormy and The number of animal scientists in Ohio. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2004 to 2019, you found a correlation 0.6567660, r-squared of 0.4313416, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Stormy Petrel: An Analysis of the Name Stormy and its Impact on the Animal Science Industry in Ohio

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the curious phenomenon of the first name "Stormy" and its potential influence on the number of animal scientists in the state of Ohio. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a significant correlation was observed between the popularity of the name "Stormy" and the prevalence of animal scientists in Ohio from 2004 to 2019 (correlation coefficient = 0.6567660, p < 0.01). The implications of such an association are both captivating and entertaining, prompting further investigation into the intricate interplay between nomenclature and occupational choices. This research sheds light on the whimsical yet thought-provoking nature of naming trends and their unexpected connections to professional pursuits.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The world of naming trends has piqued the curiosity of many researchers and enthusiasts alike. It is a realm where the mundane transforms into the marvelous, where the prosaic becomes the perplexing, and where the ordinary takes on an extraordinary allure. One such name that has captured attention is "Stormy." While this appellation may bring to mind tempestuous weather or lively encounters, its impact on the animal science industry in Ohio is a subject of both bewilderment and fascination.
The allure of "Stormy" extends beyond its meteorological connotations, as it has seemingly woven its way into the fabric of occupational pursuits, particularly within the field of animal science. Ohio, known for its bucolic landscapes and diverse agriculture, serves as a unique backdrop for the exploration of the connection between nomenclature and professional choices. The presence of a significant correlation between the prevalence of the name "Stormy" and the number of animal scientists in Ohio stirs both curiosity and amusement, prompting an in-depth investigation into this unlikely link.
In unraveling the peculiar bond between the popularity of the name "Stormy" and the professional landscape of animal science in Ohio, this study aims to shed light on the whimsical yet thought-provoking nature of naming trends and their unexpected connections to occupational trajectories. By delving into this uncharted territory, we endeavor to contribute to the evolving understanding of the curious interplay between nomenclature and career pathways, all the while embracing the lighthearted charm and quirkiness that this research endeavor entails.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data collected from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics revealed a statistically significant correlation between the popularity of the first name "Stormy" and the number of animal scientists in Ohio from 2004 to 2019. The correlation coefficient was found to be 0.6567660, with an r-squared value of 0.4313416, and a p-value of less than 0.01. This suggests a strong positive association between the frequency of the name "Stormy" and the abundance of animal scientists in the state of Ohio during the specified time frame.

The presence of such a robust correlation may seem as unexpected as encountering a storm in the midst of calm weather, yet the data unequivocally exhibit a compelling relationship between the name "Stormy" and the animal science industry in Ohio. Fig. 1 illustrates the strikingly strong correlation observed, resembling the uncanny alignment of stars in a fortuitous constellation, albeit in the form of a scatterplot.

The implications of this peculiar correlation resonate with the whimsical and intriguing nature of naming trends and their unforeseen influence on professional choices. The captivating connection between the name "Stormy" and the field of animal science in Ohio serves as a reminder of the enigmatic and often whimsical interplay between nomenclature and vocational pursuits. This unexpected association provides both amusement and contemplation, leaving ample room for further exploration into the lighthearted yet thought-provoking dynamics of name-related phenomena in the professional realm.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Stormy and The number of animal scientists in Ohio. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Stormy Petrel: An Analysis of the Name Stormy and its Impact on the Animal Science Industry in Ohio

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the curious phenomenon of the first name "Stormy" and its potential influence on the number of animal scientists in the state of Ohio. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a significant correlation was observed between the popularity of the name "Stormy" and the prevalence of animal scientists in Ohio from 2004 to 2019 (correlation coefficient = 0.6567660, p < 0.01). The implications of such an association are both captivating and entertaining, prompting further investigation into the intricate interplay between nomenclature and occupational choices. This research sheds light on the whimsical yet thought-provoking nature of naming trends and their unexpected connections to professional pursuits.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The existing literature on the correlation between first name popularity and professional choices provides a solid foundation for the investigation at hand. Smith (2010) presents a comprehensive analysis of the societal implications of nomenclature, emphasizing the potential influence of names on individuals' career trajectories. Meanwhile, Doe (2013) explores the psychological and sociological dimensions of personal monikers, uncovering intriguing patterns in occupational preferences based on given names. Jones (2015) delves into the cultural significance of naming trends and their impact on workforce diversity, offering valuable insights into the intricate interplay between nomenclature and professional pursuits. However, the seminal work by these scholars merely scratches the surface of the curious connection between the first name "Stormy" and the animal science industry in Ohio.
In "The Name Book: Over 10,000 Names, Their Meanings, Origins, and Spiritual Significance," the authors note that the name "Stormy" conveys a sense of energy and vitality, characteristics that may hold appeal for individuals drawn to the dynamic field of animal science (Lorem & Ipsum, 2007). This highlights the potential psychological influence of the name "Stormy" on career choices, a facet that warrants further exploration in the context of occupational preferences.
Turning to fictional literature, the works of George R.R. Martin, particularly "A Storm of Swords," offer intriguing parallels to the present study. While the novel may not directly address the profession of animal science, the evocative imagery of stormy weather and the resilience it signifies resonate with the dedication and tenacity often associated with scientific pursuits (Martin, 2000). The symbolic significance of the name "Stormy" in popular fiction underscores its potential to captivate the imagination and influence occupational inclinations in unexpected ways.
Furthermore, animated television series have also provided invaluable insights into the name "Stormy" and its cultural resonance. The adventures of Stormy the Rabbit in "Rainbow Brite," a beloved children's show, offer a whimsical yet relatable portrayal of resilience and resourcefulness, qualities that may find echoes in the career aspirations of animal science enthusiasts (Rainbow Brite, 1984-1986). The playful depiction of the name "Stormy" in entertainment media serves as a reminder of the multifaceted nature of nomenclature and its potential to shape perceptions and ambitions.
Thus, while the existing literature sets the stage for the examination of the name "Stormy" and its impact on the animal science industry in Ohio, it is apparent that a deeper exploration of the whimsical and unexpected connections between nomenclature and professional pursuits is warranted.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics revealed a statistically significant correlation between the popularity of the first name "Stormy" and the number of animal scientists in Ohio from 2004 to 2019. The correlation coefficient was found to be 0.6567660, with an r-squared value of 0.4313416, and a p-value of less than 0.01. This suggests a strong positive association between the frequency of the name "Stormy" and the abundance of animal scientists in the state of Ohio during the specified time frame.
The presence of such a robust correlation may seem as unexpected as encountering a storm in the midst of calm weather, yet the data unequivocally exhibit a compelling relationship between the name "Stormy" and the animal science industry in Ohio. Fig. 1 illustrates the strikingly strong correlation observed, resembling the uncanny alignment of stars in a fortuitous constellation, albeit in the form of a scatterplot.
The implications of this peculiar correlation resonate with the whimsical and intriguing nature of naming trends and their unforeseen influence on professional choices. The captivating connection between the name "Stormy" and the field of animal science in Ohio serves as a reminder of the enigmatic and often whimsical interplay between nomenclature and vocational pursuits. This unexpected association provides both amusement and contemplation, leaving ample room for further exploration into the lighthearted yet thought-provoking dynamics of name-related phenomena in the professional realm.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The present study has illuminated a remarkably compelling association between the popularity of the first name "Stormy" and the number of animal scientists in Ohio, adding a splash of whimsy to the serious domain of occupational choices and nomenclature. This unexpected correlation not only defies conventional expectations but also underscores the intricate and often unpredictable interplay between linguistic phenomena and professional pursuits.

The emergence of this significant correlation not only adds a stormy flair to the field of animal science but also raises thought-provoking questions about the potential influence of nomenclature on career choices. The literature review, with its grounding in diverse realms from academic research to popular culture, provided a solid foundation for the present findings. From the symbolic resonance of the name "Stormy" in fictional literature to its portrayal in animated television series, the prior investigations ultimately set the stage for the unveiling of this unexpected yet robust association. While these curious connections may have raised an eyebrow or two, the present study's results have lent credibility to these seemingly whimsical inclinations.

The statistically significant correlation coefficient, with its strikingly strong positive association, has not simply blown in like a passing breeze but has rather made a resounding impact akin to a tempest of thought-provoking implications. This unexpected alignment of nomenclature and professional pursuits not only evokes a sense of curiosity but also prompts an earnest consideration of the potential psychological and cultural influences of names on vocational choices.

The disentanglement of the intricate web of factors contributing to this correlation remains a task worthy of further investigation. Delving deeper into the reasons behind this unexpected association, whether rooted in the evocative symbolism of the name "Stormy" or in other nuanced psychological and sociological mechanisms, promises to be as riveting as navigating through a turbulent storm. The implications extend beyond the realm of mere amusement, shedding light on the fascinatingly multifaceted impact of nomenclature on occupational preferences.

Ultimately, the present study's findings remind us of the utterly unpredictable yet intriguing connections that exist in the multifaceted tapestry of human behavior and societal dynamics. The unexpected convergence of the name "Stormy" and the animal science industry in Ohio serves as a vivid reminder of the delightful and enigmatic ways in which linguistic phenomena can leave their mark on professional inclinations. As this captivating correlation continues to reverberate in the scholarly domain, it beckons further exploration into the whimsical yet thought-provoking dynamics of nomenclature and its unexpected influence on vocational aspirations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Stormy and The number of animal scientists in Ohio. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Stormy Petrel: An Analysis of the Name Stormy and its Impact on the Animal Science Industry in Ohio

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the curious phenomenon of the first name "Stormy" and its potential influence on the number of animal scientists in the state of Ohio. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a significant correlation was observed between the popularity of the name "Stormy" and the prevalence of animal scientists in Ohio from 2004 to 2019 (correlation coefficient = 0.6567660, p < 0.01). The implications of such an association are both captivating and entertaining, prompting further investigation into the intricate interplay between nomenclature and occupational choices. This research sheds light on the whimsical yet thought-provoking nature of naming trends and their unexpected connections to professional pursuits.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The world of naming trends has piqued the curiosity of many researchers and enthusiasts alike. It is a realm where the mundane transforms into the marvelous, where the prosaic becomes the perplexing, and where the ordinary takes on an extraordinary allure. One such name that has captured attention is "Stormy." While this appellation may bring to mind tempestuous weather or lively encounters, its impact on the animal science industry in Ohio is a subject of both bewilderment and fascination.
The allure of "Stormy" extends beyond its meteorological connotations, as it has seemingly woven its way into the fabric of occupational pursuits, particularly within the field of animal science. Ohio, known for its bucolic landscapes and diverse agriculture, serves as a unique backdrop for the exploration of the connection between nomenclature and professional choices. The presence of a significant correlation between the prevalence of the name "Stormy" and the number of animal scientists in Ohio stirs both curiosity and amusement, prompting an in-depth investigation into this unlikely link.
In unraveling the peculiar bond between the popularity of the name "Stormy" and the professional landscape of animal science in Ohio, this study aims to shed light on the whimsical yet thought-provoking nature of naming trends and their unexpected connections to occupational trajectories. By delving into this uncharted territory, we endeavor to contribute to the evolving understanding of the curious interplay between nomenclature and career pathways, all the while embracing the lighthearted charm and quirkiness that this research endeavor entails.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics revealed a statistically significant correlation between the popularity of the first name "Stormy" and the number of animal scientists in Ohio from 2004 to 2019. The correlation coefficient was found to be 0.6567660, with an r-squared value of 0.4313416, and a p-value of less than 0.01. This suggests a strong positive association between the frequency of the name "Stormy" and the abundance of animal scientists in the state of Ohio during the specified time frame.
The presence of such a robust correlation may seem as unexpected as encountering a storm in the midst of calm weather, yet the data unequivocally exhibit a compelling relationship between the name "Stormy" and the animal science industry in Ohio. Fig. 1 illustrates the strikingly strong correlation observed, resembling the uncanny alignment of stars in a fortuitous constellation, albeit in the form of a scatterplot.
The implications of this peculiar correlation resonate with the whimsical and intriguing nature of naming trends and their unforeseen influence on professional choices. The captivating connection between the name "Stormy" and the field of animal science in Ohio serves as a reminder of the enigmatic and often whimsical interplay between nomenclature and vocational pursuits. This unexpected association provides both amusement and contemplation, leaving ample room for further exploration into the lighthearted yet thought-provoking dynamics of name-related phenomena in the professional realm.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, the findings of this research point to an unusually strong correlation between the prevalence of the first name "Stormy" and the number of animal scientists in Ohio. This perplexing connection, akin to stumbling upon a herd of storm petrels in the heart of the American Midwest, has left us both entertained and bemused. The robustness of the correlation, reminiscent of a sturdy barn in the midst of a tempest, underscores the unexpected nature of this interplay between nomenclature and professional pursuits.

The implications of these findings extend beyond the realms of mere statistical intrigue, casting a whimsical yet illuminating light on the intricate dance between names and career paths. We find ourselves contemplating the possibility of a "Stormy" weather front sweeping through the animal science landscape of Ohio, ushering in an era of unexpected occupational inclinations.

While the allure of uncovering more about this captivating link between a name and an industry, reminiscent of the spellbinding call of a siren amidst the tranquility of a meadow, is undeniable, we assert that no further research is warranted in this area. The results of this study stand as a lighthearted testament to the delightful unpredictability of human behavior and naming trends, prompting a chuckle and a raised eyebrow, yet beckoning us to delve into new frontiers of inquiry where whimsy and insight intertwine.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Stormy Petrel: An Analysis of the Name Stormy and its Impact on the Animal Science Industry in Ohio. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Animalistic Linguistics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Stormy Petrel: An Analysis of the Name Stormy and its Impact on the Animal Science Industry in Ohio. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Avian Linguistics and Etymology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Stormy Petrel: An Analysis of the Name Stormy and its Impact on the Animal Science Industry in Ohio with an abstract of This study examines the curious phenomenon of the first name "Stormy" and its potential influence on the number of animal scientists in the state of Ohio. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a significant correlation was observed between the popularity of the name "Stormy" and the prevalence of animal scientists in Ohio from 2004 to 2019 (correlation coefficient = 0.6567660, p < 0.01). The implications of such an association are both captivating and entertaining, prompting further investigation into the intricate interplay between nomenclature and occupational choices. This research sheds light on the whimsical yet thought-provoking nature of naming trends and their unexpected connections to professional pursuits.

ChatGPT:

Stormy, first name, animal science, Ohio, US Social Security Administration, Bureau of Labor Statistics, correlation, naming trends, occupational choices, nomenclature, whimsical nature, professional pursuits, naming impact

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Stormy
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Stormy
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Stormy

The number of animal scientists in Ohio
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of animal scientists in Ohio
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of animal scientists in Ohio

Correlation r = 0.6567660 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.4313416 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 43.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of animal scientists in Ohio) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Stormy) over the 16 years from 2004 through 2019.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0057. 0.0057125726542776380000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.66 in 0.57% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 175 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 15 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 15 because we have two variables measured over a period of 16 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.24, 0.87 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019
Popularity of the first name Stormy (Babies born)149113147120119140127119123117110133135129113175
The number of animal scientists in Ohio (Animal Scientists)8070901001101004040506070110806030150




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([149,113,147,120,119,140,127,119,123,117,110,133,135,129,113,175,])
array_2 = np.array([80,70,90,100,110,100,40,40,50,60,70,110,80,60,30,150,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Stormy"
array_2_name = "The number of animal scientists in Ohio"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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