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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Ari and the second variable is Duke Energy's stock price (DUK).  The chart goes from 2002 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the name Ari gained popularity, more parents were subconsciously drawn to energy-related baby products like battery-operated toys and power-themed nursery décor, leading to an unexpected surge in demand for Duke Energy's services. It's like the market just couldn't resist the ARI-ristocracy of energy consumption!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [A photo-realistic image] Render an image showing a sleek and modern wall-mounted digital display. On the left side of the display, a professional graph visualization illustrates the steadily increasing popularity of the name "Ari." The graph is adorned with gentle pastel colors and smooth, curved lines. On the right side of the display, an intricate stock market chart illustrates the soaring stock price of Duke Energy (DUK), featuring precise lines and vibrant green tones. In the center of the display, frame the scene with a diverse array of modern-looking living rooms from different parts of the nation. In these living rooms, parents can be seen calling out "Ari, turn off the lights!" as the demand for energy increases, creating a visual representation of the growing energy consumption associated with the rising popularity of the name "Ari." The artwork should capture a sense of modernity and connectedness, while maintaining a clear and captivating visual narrative. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: 3D Pixar Style Minimalism An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie A photo-realistic image Voxel art
ChatGPT: A photo-realistic image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK), in the following situation: As the popularity of the name Ari rose, so did the demand for energy, leading to an increase in Duke Energy's stock price as more parents yelled "Ari, turn off the lights!" across the nation.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the scene, a graph showing the rising popularity of the name "Ari" is displayed on one side. On the other side, a stock market chart depicting the increasing stock price of Duke Energy (DUK) is shown. In the middle, we see parents across the nation calling out "Ari, turn off the lights!" as the demand for energy increases.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A photo-realistic image ] and depicting this scene: In the scene, a graph showing the rising popularity of the name "Ari" is displayed on one side. On the other side, a stock market chart depicting the increasing stock price of Duke Energy (DUK) is shown. In the middle, we see parents across the nation calling out "Ari, turn off the lights!" as the demand for energy increases. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [A photo-realistic image] Render an image showing a sleek and modern wall-mounted digital display. On the left side of the display, a professional graph visualization illustrates the steadily increasing popularity of the name "Ari." The graph is adorned with gentle pastel colors and smooth, curved lines. On the right side of the display, an intricate stock market chart illustrates the soaring stock price of Duke Energy (DUK), featuring precise lines and vibrant green tones. In the center of the display, frame the scene with a diverse array of modern-looking living rooms from different parts of the nation. In these living rooms, parents can be seen calling out "Ari, turn off the lights!" as the demand for energy increases, creating a visual representation of the growing energy consumption associated with the rising popularity of the name "Ari." The artwork should capture a sense of modernity and connectedness, while maintaining a clear and captivating visual narrative.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the first name Ari caused Duke Energy's stock price (DUK) to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Ari's Appeal: Analyzing the Association Between Ari's Affluence and Duke Energy's Stock Price

The Journal of Financial Whimsy

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9162019 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Ari's Appeal: Analyzing the Association Between Ari's Affluence and Duke Energy's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the captivating correlation between the popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK). As the saying goes, "Ari you ready for this?" we delved into datasets from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to unravel the perplexing puzzle. Our analysis spanned from 2002 to 2022, addressing the burning question of whether there is a tangible tie between the name Ari's prominence and the electricity giant's financial sway.

The results, as shocking as a faulty power grid, revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9162019 with p < 0.01. It seems that there may be an electrifying entwining of Ari's appeal and Duke Energy's market performance. Though the causality proposition is as mysterious as a flickering light bulb, this notable correlation suggests a potential avenue for further exploration. Perhaps Ari's name holds an unforeseen influence over Duke's stock, as if it's electrifying the market with its own charisma.

In summary, our findings shed light on an unexpected link between a popular name and a reputable power company's stock price. With this electrifying discovery, we dare to say that perhaps the name Ari carries an unforeseen wattage in the financial circuit.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Ari's Appeal: Analyzing the Association Between Ari's Affluence and Duke Energy's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the captivating correlation between the popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK). As the saying goes, "Ari you ready for this?" we delved into datasets from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to unravel the perplexing puzzle. Our analysis spanned from 2002 to 2022, addressing the burning question of whether there is a tangible tie between the name Ari's prominence and the electricity giant's financial sway.

The results, as shocking as a faulty power grid, revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9162019 with p < 0.01. It seems that there may be an electrifying entwining of Ari's appeal and Duke Energy's market performance. Though the causality proposition is as mysterious as a flickering light bulb, this notable correlation suggests a potential avenue for further exploration. Perhaps Ari's name holds an unforeseen influence over Duke's stock, as if it's electrifying the market with its own charisma.

In summary, our findings shed light on an unexpected link between a popular name and a reputable power company's stock price. With this electrifying discovery, we dare to say that perhaps the name Ari carries an unforeseen wattage in the financial circuit.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, and pun enthusiasts, welcome to the electrifying intersection of statistical analysis and dad jokes. Today, we embark on a shocking journey into the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the first name Ari and the vicissitudes of Duke Energy's stock price. As we seek to shed light on this enigmatic relationship, we cannot ignore the potential for "Ari-sing" new insights and a spark of humor along the way.

To fully comprehend the significance of our investigation, it's crucial to consider the underlying currents that guide our research. Just as electrons flow through a conductor, so too do data streams guide our path. "Ohm" my, such shocking correlations await us!

Ari, a name with its own unique spark, has seen a surge in popularity in recent years. The question that "plugs" our curiosity is whether this surge is merely a name game or if it holds "watt" it takes to influence the financial markets. With Duke Energy, a behemoth in the energy sector, as our guiding star, we aim to illuminate the potential synergy between Ari's allure and market performance.

As we weave our way through the data, analyzing the peaks and troughs of Ari's popularity alongside the undulations of DUK's stock price, we keep our sense of humor charged and ready. After all, what's a research paper without a few "shocking" puns to keep the current flowing?

But I digress. Our investigation is no mere "electri-city." With statistical rigor and analytical acumen, we aim to decipher the potential implications of this correlation. Could it be that the name Ari has the power to "energize" market sentiment and asset prices? Or are we merely oscillating between correlation and causation, lost in a sea of statistical noise?

In the coming sections, we will illuminate the methodological framework underpinning our analysis, unveiling the "ohm" of the statistical tools employed and the "power" of our findings. So stay tuned, dear reader, for an electrifying journey through the currents of data and the "shocking" insights that emerge. After all, in the words of Benjamin Franklin, "Electricity is truly shocking!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Ari's Appeal: Analyzing the Association Between Ari's Affluence and Duke Energy's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the captivating correlation between the popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK). As the saying goes, "Ari you ready for this?" we delved into datasets from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to unravel the perplexing puzzle. Our analysis spanned from 2002 to 2022, addressing the burning question of whether there is a tangible tie between the name Ari's prominence and the electricity giant's financial sway.

The results, as shocking as a faulty power grid, revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9162019 with p < 0.01. It seems that there may be an electrifying entwining of Ari's appeal and Duke Energy's market performance. Though the causality proposition is as mysterious as a flickering light bulb, this notable correlation suggests a potential avenue for further exploration. Perhaps Ari's name holds an unforeseen influence over Duke's stock, as if it's electrifying the market with its own charisma.

In summary, our findings shed light on an unexpected link between a popular name and a reputable power company's stock price. With this electrifying discovery, we dare to say that perhaps the name Ari carries an unforeseen wattage in the financial circuit.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, and pun enthusiasts, welcome to the electrifying intersection of statistical analysis and dad jokes. Today, we embark on a shocking journey into the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the first name Ari and the vicissitudes of Duke Energy's stock price. As we seek to shed light on this enigmatic relationship, we cannot ignore the potential for "Ari-sing" new insights and a spark of humor along the way.
To fully comprehend the significance of our investigation, it's crucial to consider the underlying currents that guide our research. Just as electrons flow through a conductor, so too do data streams guide our path. "Ohm" my, such shocking correlations await us!
Ari, a name with its own unique spark, has seen a surge in popularity in recent years. The question that "plugs" our curiosity is whether this surge is merely a name game or if it holds "watt" it takes to influence the financial markets. With Duke Energy, a behemoth in the energy sector, as our guiding star, we aim to illuminate the potential synergy between Ari's allure and market performance.
As we weave our way through the data, analyzing the peaks and troughs of Ari's popularity alongside the undulations of DUK's stock price, we keep our sense of humor charged and ready. After all, what's a research paper without a few "shocking" puns to keep the current flowing?
But I digress. Our investigation is no mere "electri-city." With statistical rigor and analytical acumen, we aim to decipher the potential implications of this correlation. Could it be that the name Ari has the power to "energize" market sentiment and asset prices? Or are we merely oscillating between correlation and causation, lost in a sea of statistical noise?
In the coming sections, we will illuminate the methodological framework underpinning our analysis, unveiling the "ohm" of the statistical tools employed and the "power" of our findings. So stay tuned, dear reader, for an electrifying journey through the currents of data and the "shocking" insights that emerge. After all, in the words of Benjamin Franklin, "Electricity is truly shocking!"

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

To comprehend the profound connection between the popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK), we must first consult the existing literature that delves into the realms of names and market dynamics. In "Smith and Doe's study on Naming Trends and Financial Impact," the authors find that there is a fascinating interplay between the distinctiveness of names and consumer sentiment, shedding light on the potential influence of names on market behaviors.

In a similar vein, "Jones' Analysis of Stock Price Volatility and Unique Names" reveals a correlation between the rarity of names and fluctuation in stock prices, providing a foundation for exploring the influence of individual names on financial markets.

Moving beyond the academic realm, non-fiction works such as "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner and "Blink" by Malcolm Gladwell offer intriguing insights into the unexpected forces shaping economic and consumer behaviors. These works encourage a broader consideration of unconventional factors that may impact market dynamics, setting the stage for our investigation into the potential impact of a name on a corporation's stock performance.

In a parallel universe, fictional narratives such as "The Name of the Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss and "The Power of One" by Bryce Courtenay immerse readers in the captivating power of individual names and their symbolic significance. While these works may not directly address financial markets, they awaken a sense of wonder about the potential influence of names on broader phenomena, inspiring us to ponder the role of names in shaping our reality.

As our literary exploration veers into the whimsical, we also draw insights from unconventional sources, including the back covers of shampoo bottles, which, while not renowned for their financial acumen, offer a refreshing perspective on the power of branding and nomenclature in consumer decision-making. After all, who can resist a good "lather" of insight into the potential impact of names on consumer preferences and, by extension, market dynamics?

In the spirit of embracing unexpected sources of inspiration, we invite our readers to "name-drop" their way into this captivating inquiry, as we navigate the currents of data and wit in this electrifying exploration.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Ari's Appeal: Analyzing the Association Between Ari's Affluence and Duke Energy's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the captivating correlation between the popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK). As the saying goes, "Ari you ready for this?" we delved into datasets from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to unravel the perplexing puzzle. Our analysis spanned from 2002 to 2022, addressing the burning question of whether there is a tangible tie between the name Ari's prominence and the electricity giant's financial sway.

The results, as shocking as a faulty power grid, revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9162019 with p < 0.01. It seems that there may be an electrifying entwining of Ari's appeal and Duke Energy's market performance. Though the causality proposition is as mysterious as a flickering light bulb, this notable correlation suggests a potential avenue for further exploration. Perhaps Ari's name holds an unforeseen influence over Duke's stock, as if it's electrifying the market with its own charisma.

In summary, our findings shed light on an unexpected link between a popular name and a reputable power company's stock price. With this electrifying discovery, we dare to say that perhaps the name Ari carries an unforeseen wattage in the financial circuit.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, and pun enthusiasts, welcome to the electrifying intersection of statistical analysis and dad jokes. Today, we embark on a shocking journey into the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the first name Ari and the vicissitudes of Duke Energy's stock price. As we seek to shed light on this enigmatic relationship, we cannot ignore the potential for "Ari-sing" new insights and a spark of humor along the way.
To fully comprehend the significance of our investigation, it's crucial to consider the underlying currents that guide our research. Just as electrons flow through a conductor, so too do data streams guide our path. "Ohm" my, such shocking correlations await us!
Ari, a name with its own unique spark, has seen a surge in popularity in recent years. The question that "plugs" our curiosity is whether this surge is merely a name game or if it holds "watt" it takes to influence the financial markets. With Duke Energy, a behemoth in the energy sector, as our guiding star, we aim to illuminate the potential synergy between Ari's allure and market performance.
As we weave our way through the data, analyzing the peaks and troughs of Ari's popularity alongside the undulations of DUK's stock price, we keep our sense of humor charged and ready. After all, what's a research paper without a few "shocking" puns to keep the current flowing?
But I digress. Our investigation is no mere "electri-city." With statistical rigor and analytical acumen, we aim to decipher the potential implications of this correlation. Could it be that the name Ari has the power to "energize" market sentiment and asset prices? Or are we merely oscillating between correlation and causation, lost in a sea of statistical noise?
In the coming sections, we will illuminate the methodological framework underpinning our analysis, unveiling the "ohm" of the statistical tools employed and the "power" of our findings. So stay tuned, dear reader, for an electrifying journey through the currents of data and the "shocking" insights that emerge. After all, in the words of Benjamin Franklin, "Electricity is truly shocking!"

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To electrify our understanding of the connection between the popularity of the name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price, we meticulously crafted a methodology that would illuminate this enigmatic relationship. Much like a skilled electrician, we carefully selected our tools and techniques to navigate the complex circuitry of statistical analysis.

First, we harnessed the power of data collection from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), akin to drawing power from a reliable electricity grid. We amassed comprehensive datasets spanning from 2002 to 2022, allowing us to capture the fluctuations in both Ari's prominence and DUK's stock price over time. As we plugged away at the data, we couldn't help but marvel at the "amp-le" possibilities for analysis amidst the digits and decimals.

Next, we meticulously processed and cleaned the data, ensuring that any outliers were grounded and any anomalies were insulated from distorting our analysis. We adeptly employed statistical software to conduct time series analysis, employing powerful algorithms to discern patterns and trends amidst the data. And just like a well-insulated electrical wire, we made sure our analytical process was robust and resistant to shorts and surges.

To examine the correlation between Ari's popularity and Duke Energy's stock price, we employed the Pearson correlation coefficient, a standard metric for quantifying the strength and direction of linear relationships. The calculated correlation coefficient left us "volt"ing with excitement as it revealed a shockingly high value, indicative of a strong positive correlation. And just like an electric charge, this finding has the potential to "amplify" our understanding of the interplay between a name and a stock price.

In addition to the correlation analysis, we also employed time series regression models to explore the potential causal relationship between Ari's appeal and Duke Energy's stock price. We controlled for various economic indicators and market factors to ensure that our analysis was grounded in sound methodological principles. And just like an intricate circuit board, we carefully considered each variable and factor that could potentially illuminate the currents of causality.

As we navigated the currents of statistical analysis, we couldn't resist the occasional "watt" of humor, sprinkling our discussions with puns and quips to keep the atmosphere light and the current flowing. After all, who said quantitative analysis couldn't be "shockingly" fun?

In summary, our methodology serves as a sturdy electrical conduit through which we channeled the power of statistical rigour and analytical precision to shed light on the captivating correlation between a name and a stock price. With each step firmly grounded in sound statistical principles, we "conducted" our analysis with the aim of enlightening the research community and sparking new avenues of inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2002 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9162019, r-squared of 0.8394260, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Ari's Appeal: Analyzing the Association Between Ari's Affluence and Duke Energy's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the captivating correlation between the popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK). As the saying goes, "Ari you ready for this?" we delved into datasets from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to unravel the perplexing puzzle. Our analysis spanned from 2002 to 2022, addressing the burning question of whether there is a tangible tie between the name Ari's prominence and the electricity giant's financial sway.

The results, as shocking as a faulty power grid, revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9162019 with p < 0.01. It seems that there may be an electrifying entwining of Ari's appeal and Duke Energy's market performance. Though the causality proposition is as mysterious as a flickering light bulb, this notable correlation suggests a potential avenue for further exploration. Perhaps Ari's name holds an unforeseen influence over Duke's stock, as if it's electrifying the market with its own charisma.

In summary, our findings shed light on an unexpected link between a popular name and a reputable power company's stock price. With this electrifying discovery, we dare to say that perhaps the name Ari carries an unforeseen wattage in the financial circuit.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, and pun enthusiasts, welcome to the electrifying intersection of statistical analysis and dad jokes. Today, we embark on a shocking journey into the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the first name Ari and the vicissitudes of Duke Energy's stock price. As we seek to shed light on this enigmatic relationship, we cannot ignore the potential for "Ari-sing" new insights and a spark of humor along the way.
To fully comprehend the significance of our investigation, it's crucial to consider the underlying currents that guide our research. Just as electrons flow through a conductor, so too do data streams guide our path. "Ohm" my, such shocking correlations await us!
Ari, a name with its own unique spark, has seen a surge in popularity in recent years. The question that "plugs" our curiosity is whether this surge is merely a name game or if it holds "watt" it takes to influence the financial markets. With Duke Energy, a behemoth in the energy sector, as our guiding star, we aim to illuminate the potential synergy between Ari's allure and market performance.
As we weave our way through the data, analyzing the peaks and troughs of Ari's popularity alongside the undulations of DUK's stock price, we keep our sense of humor charged and ready. After all, what's a research paper without a few "shocking" puns to keep the current flowing?
But I digress. Our investigation is no mere "electri-city." With statistical rigor and analytical acumen, we aim to decipher the potential implications of this correlation. Could it be that the name Ari has the power to "energize" market sentiment and asset prices? Or are we merely oscillating between correlation and causation, lost in a sea of statistical noise?
In the coming sections, we will illuminate the methodological framework underpinning our analysis, unveiling the "ohm" of the statistical tools employed and the "power" of our findings. So stay tuned, dear reader, for an electrifying journey through the currents of data and the "shocking" insights that emerge. After all, in the words of Benjamin Franklin, "Electricity is truly shocking!"

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the relationship between the popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK) from 2002 to 2022 revealed a positively shocking correlation coefficient of 0.9162019 with an r-squared of 0.8394260 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong statistical association. Throughout this hair-raising journey, we uncovered compelling evidence of a striking link between the two variables, hinting at an unexpected synergy akin to the dynamics of an electric grid.

The accompanying scatterplot, showcased in Figure 1, aptly illustrates the enthralling correlation between the prevalence of the name Ari and the fluctuation of Duke Energy's stock price. It underscores the electrifying nature of this connection, sparking curiosity about the underlying forces at play.

Now, to lighten the mood (pun intended), let's illuminate this result with a positively charged dad joke: Why did the electrician break up with his girlfriend? He couldn't resist her "ohm-azing" resistance! Speaking of resistance, the statistical evidence uncovered in this study certainly encountered minimal resistance in showcasing the compelling relationship between Ari's popularity and Duke Energy's market performance.

As we "conduct" further analysis, it's crucial to bear in mind that correlation does not imply causation. However, the magnetic appeal of Ari's name appears to be curiously intertwined with the twists and turns of Duke Energy's stock price. This discovery leaves us both amused and enlightened, much like witnessing a truly electrifying performance.

In conclusion, our study uncovers a captivating correlation that defies conventional wisdom, charging the field of financial and sociological research with a newfound voltage of curiosity. As we take a moment to bask in the glow of this revelatory discovery, one thing is clear: the allure of Ari's name seems to wield an unexpected influence over the ebbs and flows of Duke Energy's stock price, leaving us pondering the "wattage" of its impact and the electrifying potential for further exploration.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Ari's Appeal: Analyzing the Association Between Ari's Affluence and Duke Energy's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the captivating correlation between the popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK). As the saying goes, "Ari you ready for this?" we delved into datasets from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to unravel the perplexing puzzle. Our analysis spanned from 2002 to 2022, addressing the burning question of whether there is a tangible tie between the name Ari's prominence and the electricity giant's financial sway.

The results, as shocking as a faulty power grid, revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9162019 with p < 0.01. It seems that there may be an electrifying entwining of Ari's appeal and Duke Energy's market performance. Though the causality proposition is as mysterious as a flickering light bulb, this notable correlation suggests a potential avenue for further exploration. Perhaps Ari's name holds an unforeseen influence over Duke's stock, as if it's electrifying the market with its own charisma.

In summary, our findings shed light on an unexpected link between a popular name and a reputable power company's stock price. With this electrifying discovery, we dare to say that perhaps the name Ari carries an unforeseen wattage in the financial circuit.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
To comprehend the profound connection between the popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK), we must first consult the existing literature that delves into the realms of names and market dynamics. In "Smith and Doe's study on Naming Trends and Financial Impact," the authors find that there is a fascinating interplay between the distinctiveness of names and consumer sentiment, shedding light on the potential influence of names on market behaviors.
In a similar vein, "Jones' Analysis of Stock Price Volatility and Unique Names" reveals a correlation between the rarity of names and fluctuation in stock prices, providing a foundation for exploring the influence of individual names on financial markets.
Moving beyond the academic realm, non-fiction works such as "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner and "Blink" by Malcolm Gladwell offer intriguing insights into the unexpected forces shaping economic and consumer behaviors. These works encourage a broader consideration of unconventional factors that may impact market dynamics, setting the stage for our investigation into the potential impact of a name on a corporation's stock performance.
In a parallel universe, fictional narratives such as "The Name of the Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss and "The Power of One" by Bryce Courtenay immerse readers in the captivating power of individual names and their symbolic significance. While these works may not directly address financial markets, they awaken a sense of wonder about the potential influence of names on broader phenomena, inspiring us to ponder the role of names in shaping our reality.
As our literary exploration veers into the whimsical, we also draw insights from unconventional sources, including the back covers of shampoo bottles, which, while not renowned for their financial acumen, offer a refreshing perspective on the power of branding and nomenclature in consumer decision-making. After all, who can resist a good "lather" of insight into the potential impact of names on consumer preferences and, by extension, market dynamics?
In the spirit of embracing unexpected sources of inspiration, we invite our readers to "name-drop" their way into this captivating inquiry, as we navigate the currents of data and wit in this electrifying exploration.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between the popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK) from 2002 to 2022 revealed a positively shocking correlation coefficient of 0.9162019 with an r-squared of 0.8394260 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong statistical association. Throughout this hair-raising journey, we uncovered compelling evidence of a striking link between the two variables, hinting at an unexpected synergy akin to the dynamics of an electric grid.
The accompanying scatterplot, showcased in Figure 1, aptly illustrates the enthralling correlation between the prevalence of the name Ari and the fluctuation of Duke Energy's stock price. It underscores the electrifying nature of this connection, sparking curiosity about the underlying forces at play.
Now, to lighten the mood (pun intended), let's illuminate this result with a positively charged dad joke: Why did the electrician break up with his girlfriend? He couldn't resist her "ohm-azing" resistance! Speaking of resistance, the statistical evidence uncovered in this study certainly encountered minimal resistance in showcasing the compelling relationship between Ari's popularity and Duke Energy's market performance.
As we "conduct" further analysis, it's crucial to bear in mind that correlation does not imply causation. However, the magnetic appeal of Ari's name appears to be curiously intertwined with the twists and turns of Duke Energy's stock price. This discovery leaves us both amused and enlightened, much like witnessing a truly electrifying performance.
In conclusion, our study uncovers a captivating correlation that defies conventional wisdom, charging the field of financial and sociological research with a newfound voltage of curiosity. As we take a moment to bask in the glow of this revelatory discovery, one thing is clear: the allure of Ari's name seems to wield an unexpected influence over the ebbs and flows of Duke Energy's stock price, leaving us pondering the "wattage" of its impact and the electrifying potential for further exploration.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our findings undeniably corroborate the prior research that suggested a noteworthy association between individual names and market behaviors. Much like an electric current flows seamlessly through a conductor, our study discerned a robust correlation between the prevalence of the name Ari and the fluctuations in Duke Energy's stock price. It appears that the magnetic charm of Ari's name may indeed possess an unanticipated sway over the financial currents, akin to the captivating allure of a dazzling lightbulb in a dimly lit room.

Taking a moment to appreciate the gravity of our results (and the gravitational potential energy of our puns), it's clear that our study has sparked a surge of interest in understanding the quirks of market dynamics. Our findings suggest that the influence of Ari's popularity on Duke Energy's stock price is more than just a transient flicker but may hold some enduring implications, much like a charged capacitor in an electric circuit.

In line with the literature review's nod to "Freakonomics" and "Blink," our study demonstrates the unexpected forces at play in market dynamics, inviting a reconsideration of the conventional factors that often dominate economic discourse. Our exploration of the correlation coefficient and p-value serves as a reminder that statistical analysis can illuminate connections that may initially appear as dim as an energy-efficient light bulb in a poorly lit room.

An additional pun for you: Why did the statistician break up with the chemist? They just didn't have the right chemistry. Whereas, in this research, our statistical analysis and the financial phenomena at hand indeed seemed to have sparked the right chemistry, illuminating an intriguing relationship.

As we further ponder the implications of our findings, it's essential to remember that correlation does not imply causation, much like how enjoying a sunny day doesn't necessarily cause happiness, though the two are often associated. However, the surge of curiosity generated by our findings certainly has put a spotlight on the interplay of seemingly unrelated variables, leaving us electrified with the potential for future investigations.

In this striking yet positively charged connection between Ari's appeal and Duke Energy's stock price, our study has indeed sparked a luminous pathway for future inquiries. Just as a meticulously designed experiment sheds light on the obscured facets of a phenomenon, our analysis has illuminated the potential impact of a seemingly unrelated variable on a prominent corporation's financial performance.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Ari's Appeal: Analyzing the Association Between Ari's Affluence and Duke Energy's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the captivating correlation between the popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK). As the saying goes, "Ari you ready for this?" we delved into datasets from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to unravel the perplexing puzzle. Our analysis spanned from 2002 to 2022, addressing the burning question of whether there is a tangible tie between the name Ari's prominence and the electricity giant's financial sway.

The results, as shocking as a faulty power grid, revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9162019 with p < 0.01. It seems that there may be an electrifying entwining of Ari's appeal and Duke Energy's market performance. Though the causality proposition is as mysterious as a flickering light bulb, this notable correlation suggests a potential avenue for further exploration. Perhaps Ari's name holds an unforeseen influence over Duke's stock, as if it's electrifying the market with its own charisma.

In summary, our findings shed light on an unexpected link between a popular name and a reputable power company's stock price. With this electrifying discovery, we dare to say that perhaps the name Ari carries an unforeseen wattage in the financial circuit.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, and pun enthusiasts, welcome to the electrifying intersection of statistical analysis and dad jokes. Today, we embark on a shocking journey into the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the first name Ari and the vicissitudes of Duke Energy's stock price. As we seek to shed light on this enigmatic relationship, we cannot ignore the potential for "Ari-sing" new insights and a spark of humor along the way.
To fully comprehend the significance of our investigation, it's crucial to consider the underlying currents that guide our research. Just as electrons flow through a conductor, so too do data streams guide our path. "Ohm" my, such shocking correlations await us!
Ari, a name with its own unique spark, has seen a surge in popularity in recent years. The question that "plugs" our curiosity is whether this surge is merely a name game or if it holds "watt" it takes to influence the financial markets. With Duke Energy, a behemoth in the energy sector, as our guiding star, we aim to illuminate the potential synergy between Ari's allure and market performance.
As we weave our way through the data, analyzing the peaks and troughs of Ari's popularity alongside the undulations of DUK's stock price, we keep our sense of humor charged and ready. After all, what's a research paper without a few "shocking" puns to keep the current flowing?
But I digress. Our investigation is no mere "electri-city." With statistical rigor and analytical acumen, we aim to decipher the potential implications of this correlation. Could it be that the name Ari has the power to "energize" market sentiment and asset prices? Or are we merely oscillating between correlation and causation, lost in a sea of statistical noise?
In the coming sections, we will illuminate the methodological framework underpinning our analysis, unveiling the "ohm" of the statistical tools employed and the "power" of our findings. So stay tuned, dear reader, for an electrifying journey through the currents of data and the "shocking" insights that emerge. After all, in the words of Benjamin Franklin, "Electricity is truly shocking!"

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between the popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK) from 2002 to 2022 revealed a positively shocking correlation coefficient of 0.9162019 with an r-squared of 0.8394260 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong statistical association. Throughout this hair-raising journey, we uncovered compelling evidence of a striking link between the two variables, hinting at an unexpected synergy akin to the dynamics of an electric grid.
The accompanying scatterplot, showcased in Figure 1, aptly illustrates the enthralling correlation between the prevalence of the name Ari and the fluctuation of Duke Energy's stock price. It underscores the electrifying nature of this connection, sparking curiosity about the underlying forces at play.
Now, to lighten the mood (pun intended), let's illuminate this result with a positively charged dad joke: Why did the electrician break up with his girlfriend? He couldn't resist her "ohm-azing" resistance! Speaking of resistance, the statistical evidence uncovered in this study certainly encountered minimal resistance in showcasing the compelling relationship between Ari's popularity and Duke Energy's market performance.
As we "conduct" further analysis, it's crucial to bear in mind that correlation does not imply causation. However, the magnetic appeal of Ari's name appears to be curiously intertwined with the twists and turns of Duke Energy's stock price. This discovery leaves us both amused and enlightened, much like witnessing a truly electrifying performance.
In conclusion, our study uncovers a captivating correlation that defies conventional wisdom, charging the field of financial and sociological research with a newfound voltage of curiosity. As we take a moment to bask in the glow of this revelatory discovery, one thing is clear: the allure of Ari's name seems to wield an unexpected influence over the ebbs and flows of Duke Energy's stock price, leaving us pondering the "wattage" of its impact and the electrifying potential for further exploration.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has illuminated a shockingly strong correlation between the popularity of the name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price, demonstrating a "powerful" link that may have the market buzzing. It's clear that Ari's appeal holds more sway than meets the "ohm"! This unexpected connection sparks more curiosity than an unplugged toaster at a breakfast buffet.

As we wrap up this hair-raising journey, let's add a little voltage with a dad joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Just like this surprising correlation, it seems that Ari's name "atoms" to hold a considerable charge in shaping Duke Energy's stock price fluctuations.

These findings underscore the need for further research in this electrifying intersection of sociological and financial dynamics. However, with our current results in hand, we can confidently assert that no more research is needed in this area - we've already found the "spark" that sheds light on this captivating correlation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Ari's Appeal: Analyzing the Association Between Ari's Affluence and Duke Energy's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Financial Whimsy


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Ari's Appeal: Analyzing the Association Between Ari's Affluence and Duke Energy's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Socioeconomic Analysis and Market Trends (ISAMT)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Ari's Appeal: Analyzing the Association Between Ari's Affluence and Duke Energy's Stock Price with an abstract of In this study, we investigate the captivating correlation between the popularity of the first name Ari and Duke Energy's stock price (DUK). As the saying goes, "Ari you ready for this?" we delved into datasets from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to unravel the perplexing puzzle. Our analysis spanned from 2002 to 2022, addressing the burning question of whether there is a tangible tie between the name Ari's prominence and the electricity giant's financial sway.
The results, as shocking as a faulty power grid, revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9162019 with p < 0.01. It seems that there may be an electrifying entwining of Ari's appeal and Duke Energy's market performance. Though the causality proposition is as mysterious as a flickering light bulb, this notable correlation suggests a potential avenue for further exploration. Perhaps Ari's name holds an unforeseen influence over Duke's stock, as if it's electrifying the market with its own charisma.
In summary, our findings shed light on an unexpected link between a popular name and a reputable power company's stock price. With this electrifying discovery, we dare to say that perhaps the name Ari carries an unforeseen wattage in the financial circuit.

ChatGPT:

Ari, Affluence, Duke Energy, Stock Price, Correlation, Association, US Social Security Administration, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, Dataset, Financial Performance, Market Influence, Causality, Name Popularity, Electricity Giant, Financial Sway, Correlation Coefficient, Market Performance, Power Company, Charisma Influence, Market Influence, Financial Circuit

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Ari
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Ari
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Ari

Duke Energy's stock price (DUK)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Duke Energy (DUK) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with Duke Energy's stock price (DUK)

Correlation r = 0.9162019 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8394260 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 83.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Duke Energy's stock price (DUK)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Ari) over the 21 years from 2002 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.6E-9. 0.0000000055577366623035920000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 5.6E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 179,929,360 random variables You don't actually need 179 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 20 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 20 because we have two variables measured over a period of 21 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.8, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Ari (Babies born)30637336935045356660164665164581493291510391029113912651362141916101736
Duke Energy's stock price (DUK) (Stock price)66.6733.735.1743.447.216060.3945.1551.6353.7666.3364.5669.283.5470.9377.6584.2886.1191.2891.78104.91




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([306,373,369,350,453,566,601,646,651,645,814,932,915,1039,1029,1139,1265,1362,1419,1610,1736,])
array_2 = np.array([66.67,33.7,35.17,43.4,47.21,60,60.39,45.15,51.63,53.76,66.33,64.56,69.2,83.54,70.93,77.65,84.28,86.11,91.28,91.78,104.91,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Ari"
array_2_name = "Duke Energy's stock price (DUK)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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