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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Esther and the second variable is Equity Residential's stock price (EQR).  The chart goes from 2002 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

Every time a baby was named Esther, a new rental property magically appeared, boosting Equity Residential's assets and driving up their stock price. It was like a real estate fairy tale come to life! As the Esthers multiplied, so did the housing market, making EQR investors believe in a future ruled by Queen Esthers of real estate. It was a name game that Esther-ed the company with prosperity, proving that when it came to stock success, Esther was truly the best-her!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a vibrant cityscape with a towering skyscraper in the center. On the side of the skyscraper, there is a glowing neon sign that reads "Esther" in an eye-catching script font, illuminating the bustling streets below. Beside the skyscraper, there is a towering stock market graph displaying an upward trend, representing the surging stock price of Equity Residential. This visually conveys the growing popularity of the name "Esther" and the inspired rush of people investing in rental properties. The overall aesthetic should be a delightful and captivating cutesy art illustration. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Esther and Equity Residential's stock price (EQR). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Realistic An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie High-tech Cutsy art illustration Concept art
ChatGPT: Cutsy art illustration

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Esther and Equity Residential's stock price (EQR), in the following situation: Because as the name Esther gains popularity, more people are inspired to become real estate moguls like Esther Perel, causing a surge in the stock price of Equity Residential as everyone rushes to invest in rental properties.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling city, a neon sign replicates the name "Esther" shining brightly atop a skyscraper, symbolizing the growing popularity of the name. Meanwhile, beside it, a towering stock market graph displays Equity Residential's surging stock price reaching new heights, reflecting the inspired rush of people to invest in rental properties, mirroring their admiration for real estate mogul Esther Perel.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cutsy art illustration ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling city, a neon sign replicates the name "Esther" shining brightly atop a skyscraper, symbolizing the growing popularity of the name. Meanwhile, beside it, a towering stock market graph displays Equity Residential's surging stock price reaching new heights, reflecting the inspired rush of people to invest in rental properties, mirroring their admiration for real estate mogul Esther Perel. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a vibrant cityscape with a towering skyscraper in the center. On the side of the skyscraper, there is a glowing neon sign that reads "Esther" in an eye-catching script font, illuminating the bustling streets below. Beside the skyscraper, there is a towering stock market graph displaying an upward trend, representing the surging stock price of Equity Residential. This visually conveys the growing popularity of the name "Esther" and the inspired rush of people investing in rental properties. The overall aesthetic should be a delightful and captivating cutesy art illustration.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the first name Esther caused Equity Residential's stock price (EQR) to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Esther’s Equity: Examining the Effect of the First Name Esther on Equity Residential's Stock Price

The Journal of Quirky Economic Studies

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Esther and Equity Residential's stock price (EQR). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9350253 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Esther’s Equity: Examining the Effect of the First Name Esther on Equity Residential's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the often-overlooked, but undeniably intriguing, relationship between the prevalent use of the first name Esther and the stock performance of Equity Residential, abbreviated as EQR. Utilizing a unique combination of data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) over a two-decade period from 2002 to 2022, our research team aimed to shed light on this unconventional linkage.

Amidst the sea of financial market analyses, this study unearths a correlation coefficient of 0.9350253, accompanied by a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. The findings add an unexpected twist to the traditional notions of stock price determinants, challenging conventional wisdom in the world of finance.

Our findings suggest an unignorable connection between the prominence of the name Esther and the performance of EQR, offering a pertinent reminder that the quirks of human behavior can have unforeseen implications on stock dynamics. While the exact mechanisms underlying this relationship beckon further inquiry, our research serves as a whimsical yet astute addition to the literature on the interplay between individual attributes and financial markets.

In conclusion, this study underscores the enduring enigma of Esther's equity and opens the door to a wave of pun-filled conversations in both academic and financial circles, reminding us all that “Esther” certainly has its place in the captivating narrative of stock price movements.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Esther and Equity Residential's stock price (EQR). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Esther’s Equity: Examining the Effect of the First Name Esther on Equity Residential's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the often-overlooked, but undeniably intriguing, relationship between the prevalent use of the first name Esther and the stock performance of Equity Residential, abbreviated as EQR. Utilizing a unique combination of data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) over a two-decade period from 2002 to 2022, our research team aimed to shed light on this unconventional linkage.

Amidst the sea of financial market analyses, this study unearths a correlation coefficient of 0.9350253, accompanied by a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. The findings add an unexpected twist to the traditional notions of stock price determinants, challenging conventional wisdom in the world of finance.

Our findings suggest an unignorable connection between the prominence of the name Esther and the performance of EQR, offering a pertinent reminder that the quirks of human behavior can have unforeseen implications on stock dynamics. While the exact mechanisms underlying this relationship beckon further inquiry, our research serves as a whimsical yet astute addition to the literature on the interplay between individual attributes and financial markets.

In conclusion, this study underscores the enduring enigma of Esther's equity and opens the door to a wave of pun-filled conversations in both academic and financial circles, reminding us all that “Esther” certainly has its place in the captivating narrative of stock price movements.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The intersection of human behavior and financial markets has long been a subject of fascination and bewilderment. Amid the labyrinthine corridors of modern finance, a peculiar association has caught our attention – the correlation between the popularity of the first name Esther and the stock performance of Equity Residential, denoted as EQR in the ever-animated ticker symbols.

As financial analysts and scholars of the markets, we are trained to discern patterns, uncover trends, and navigate the capricious whims of stock prices. But amidst all this rigidity, the curious case of Esther throws a captivating curveball, inviting us to look beyond traditional metrics and venture into the whimsical world of nomenclature-based finance.

The name Esther, with its ancient origins and biblical resonance, has endured through the ages, awakening a sense of curiosity and wonder in its wake. But could this timeless name hold sway over the complex mechanisms of the stock market, steering the ebb and flow of Equity Residential's valuation? Our study, rooted in empirical data and statistical rigor, endeavors to explore this uncharted territory with a steadfast determination to unravel the cryptic dance between human nomenclature and financial dynamics.

In the ensuing pages, we present our findings, which unveil an unexpected bond between the prevalence of the name Esther and the unraveling tapestry of EQR's stock price movements. The allure of this discovery lies not only in its statistical robustness but also in its whimsical implications, prompting a chorus of eyebrow raises and ponderous murmurs in the hallowed halls of both academia and finance.

As we embark on this scholarly odyssey, let us tread with inquisitive minds and open hearts, ready to decipher the cryptic code of Esther's equity and perhaps stumble upon a treasure trove of puns and witticisms in the process. For in the labyrinth of financial inquiries, sometimes the most unexpected paths lead to the most extraordinary revelations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Esther and Equity Residential's stock price (EQR). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Esther’s Equity: Examining the Effect of the First Name Esther on Equity Residential's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the often-overlooked, but undeniably intriguing, relationship between the prevalent use of the first name Esther and the stock performance of Equity Residential, abbreviated as EQR. Utilizing a unique combination of data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) over a two-decade period from 2002 to 2022, our research team aimed to shed light on this unconventional linkage.

Amidst the sea of financial market analyses, this study unearths a correlation coefficient of 0.9350253, accompanied by a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. The findings add an unexpected twist to the traditional notions of stock price determinants, challenging conventional wisdom in the world of finance.

Our findings suggest an unignorable connection between the prominence of the name Esther and the performance of EQR, offering a pertinent reminder that the quirks of human behavior can have unforeseen implications on stock dynamics. While the exact mechanisms underlying this relationship beckon further inquiry, our research serves as a whimsical yet astute addition to the literature on the interplay between individual attributes and financial markets.

In conclusion, this study underscores the enduring enigma of Esther's equity and opens the door to a wave of pun-filled conversations in both academic and financial circles, reminding us all that “Esther” certainly has its place in the captivating narrative of stock price movements.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of human behavior and financial markets has long been a subject of fascination and bewilderment. Amid the labyrinthine corridors of modern finance, a peculiar association has caught our attention – the correlation between the popularity of the first name Esther and the stock performance of Equity Residential, denoted as EQR in the ever-animated ticker symbols.
As financial analysts and scholars of the markets, we are trained to discern patterns, uncover trends, and navigate the capricious whims of stock prices. But amidst all this rigidity, the curious case of Esther throws a captivating curveball, inviting us to look beyond traditional metrics and venture into the whimsical world of nomenclature-based finance.
The name Esther, with its ancient origins and biblical resonance, has endured through the ages, awakening a sense of curiosity and wonder in its wake. But could this timeless name hold sway over the complex mechanisms of the stock market, steering the ebb and flow of Equity Residential's valuation? Our study, rooted in empirical data and statistical rigor, endeavors to explore this uncharted territory with a steadfast determination to unravel the cryptic dance between human nomenclature and financial dynamics.
In the ensuing pages, we present our findings, which unveil an unexpected bond between the prevalence of the name Esther and the unraveling tapestry of EQR's stock price movements. The allure of this discovery lies not only in its statistical robustness but also in its whimsical implications, prompting a chorus of eyebrow raises and ponderous murmurs in the hallowed halls of both academia and finance.
As we embark on this scholarly odyssey, let us tread with inquisitive minds and open hearts, ready to decipher the cryptic code of Esther's equity and perhaps stumble upon a treasure trove of puns and witticisms in the process. For in the labyrinth of financial inquiries, sometimes the most unexpected paths lead to the most extraordinary revelations.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The captivating topic of the relationship between the popularity of the first name Esther and Equity Residential's stock performance has captured the attention of researchers and market aficionados alike. The literature regarding this peculiar association, while sparse, offers intriguing insights and eclectic perspectives that contribute to our understanding of this enigmatic correlation.

In their seminal work, Smith et al. (2010) examine the impact of individual names on societal trends, offering a comprehensive analysis of the cultural significance of nomenclature. Their exploration into the symbolic power of names sets the stage for understanding the potential influence of a name like Esther on the dynamics of financial markets.

Building on this foundation, Doe and Jones (2015) delve into the realm of behavioral economics, shedding light on the intricacies of human decision-making in the context of financial choices. Their research underscores the subtle and often overlooked factors that can sway market dynamics, laying the groundwork for considering the unorthodox influence of a name's popularity on stock performance.

Transitioning from the realm of scholarly research to insightful literature, "The Power of Names" by Linguistics & Anthropology Association provides a deep dive into the cultural, historical, and psychological significance of names, offering a rich tapestry of perspectives that enrich our contemplation of the Esther-EQR connection. Similarly, "Fabled Monikers: A Journey Through Legendary Names" by Nom de Plume offers a whimsical exploration of the allure and mystique of names, resonating with the enigmatic charm of Esther's influence on market movements.

In a more lighthearted vein, fictitious works such as "The Stock Mysteries of Esther" by P.unny Author and "Equity and Esther: A Financial Fable" by Van Tickerleaf, while not grounded in empirical research, playfully speculate on the fantastical possibilities of a name shaping stock prices, teasing the imagination with their mix of financial acumen and fanciful storytelling.

Shifting gears to the digital domain, the ubiquitous and ever-popular "This Is Fine" meme encapsulates the essence of unexpected correlations in an amusing and relatable manner. While seemingly unrelated at first glance, the meme's underlying message echoes the delightful bemusement surrounding the Esther-EQR linkage, subtly nudging us to embrace the absurdity of unanticipated connections in finance and beyond.

In synthesizing the diverse array of literature and cultural artifacts related to the intersection of the name Esther and Equity Residential's stock price, we find ourselves at the precipice of a compelling narrative that melds the serious with the whimsical, the empirical with the speculative, and the unexpected with the undeniable. These sources collectively beckon us to embark on an intriguing journey through the realms of nomenclature, finance, and human intrigue, where the allure of Esther's equity beckons with an unmistakable charm and a promise of scholarly mirth.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Esther and Equity Residential's stock price (EQR). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Esther’s Equity: Examining the Effect of the First Name Esther on Equity Residential's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the often-overlooked, but undeniably intriguing, relationship between the prevalent use of the first name Esther and the stock performance of Equity Residential, abbreviated as EQR. Utilizing a unique combination of data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) over a two-decade period from 2002 to 2022, our research team aimed to shed light on this unconventional linkage.

Amidst the sea of financial market analyses, this study unearths a correlation coefficient of 0.9350253, accompanied by a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. The findings add an unexpected twist to the traditional notions of stock price determinants, challenging conventional wisdom in the world of finance.

Our findings suggest an unignorable connection between the prominence of the name Esther and the performance of EQR, offering a pertinent reminder that the quirks of human behavior can have unforeseen implications on stock dynamics. While the exact mechanisms underlying this relationship beckon further inquiry, our research serves as a whimsical yet astute addition to the literature on the interplay between individual attributes and financial markets.

In conclusion, this study underscores the enduring enigma of Esther's equity and opens the door to a wave of pun-filled conversations in both academic and financial circles, reminding us all that “Esther” certainly has its place in the captivating narrative of stock price movements.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of human behavior and financial markets has long been a subject of fascination and bewilderment. Amid the labyrinthine corridors of modern finance, a peculiar association has caught our attention – the correlation between the popularity of the first name Esther and the stock performance of Equity Residential, denoted as EQR in the ever-animated ticker symbols.
As financial analysts and scholars of the markets, we are trained to discern patterns, uncover trends, and navigate the capricious whims of stock prices. But amidst all this rigidity, the curious case of Esther throws a captivating curveball, inviting us to look beyond traditional metrics and venture into the whimsical world of nomenclature-based finance.
The name Esther, with its ancient origins and biblical resonance, has endured through the ages, awakening a sense of curiosity and wonder in its wake. But could this timeless name hold sway over the complex mechanisms of the stock market, steering the ebb and flow of Equity Residential's valuation? Our study, rooted in empirical data and statistical rigor, endeavors to explore this uncharted territory with a steadfast determination to unravel the cryptic dance between human nomenclature and financial dynamics.
In the ensuing pages, we present our findings, which unveil an unexpected bond between the prevalence of the name Esther and the unraveling tapestry of EQR's stock price movements. The allure of this discovery lies not only in its statistical robustness but also in its whimsical implications, prompting a chorus of eyebrow raises and ponderous murmurs in the hallowed halls of both academia and finance.
As we embark on this scholarly odyssey, let us tread with inquisitive minds and open hearts, ready to decipher the cryptic code of Esther's equity and perhaps stumble upon a treasure trove of puns and witticisms in the process. For in the labyrinth of financial inquiries, sometimes the most unexpected paths lead to the most extraordinary revelations.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic connection between the prevalence of the first name Esther and the stock performance of Equity Residential (EQR), our research team embarked on a captivating journey blending quantitative analysis, lexical exploration, and a hint of whimsy. The methodology employed in this study reflects our commitment to rigor, albeit tinged with an element of mirth, as we navigated the quirky labyrinth of name-based finance.

Data Collection:
We commenced our investigation by delving into the archives of the US Social Security Administration, mining a trove of historical data encompassing the frequency of first names across the United States. The US Social Security Administration, a steadfast custodian of nomenclatural trends, provided us with a rich tapestry of name popularity, spanning from 2002 to 2022. Our quest for quantitative insight into the prevalence of the name Esther, a timeless moniker steeped in antiquity, led us through the annals of American nomenclature, harnessing data as venerable as the name itself.

In parallel, we turned to the venerable LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), drawing upon their comprehensive repositories of financial metrics, market dynamics, and, much to our delight, stock prices of Equity Residential (EQR). With a sprinkle of speculative intrigue and an ounce of statistical tenacity, we sought to unpick the cryptic correlations lurking behind the fluctuating fortunes of EQR and the eponymous name Esther.

Data Analysis:
Having meticulously compiled these disparate yet emblematic datasets, we set forth on a journey of statistical scrutiny and numerical revelry. Employing time-series analysis, regression modeling, and the mirthful magic of correlation coefficients, we sought to distill the essence of any potential interplay between the prevalence of the name Esther and the capricious undulations of EQR's stock price. Our endeavor was to ferret out any morsel of statistical coherence hidden in this idiosyncratic pairing, perhaps even sprinkled with a hint of serendipity.

The statistical analyses conducted within the confines of our study adhere to the time-honored principles of unbiased estimation, robust inference, and a healthy dose of curiosity. With the nomenclatural tapestry of Esther and the financial narrative of EQR unfurled before us, we navigated through the sacrosanct terrain of statistical significance, all the while savoring the subtle interplay between empirical veracity and the whimsy of nomenclatural exploration.

Incorporating a Blend of Serendipity and Esprit:
In our exploration of Esther's equity and its purported influence on the stock performance of Equity Residential, weaved throughout our methodological tapestry is a woven serendipity. The effervescent charm exuded by the name Esther and the mercurial dynamics of stock prices invoke a paean to the capricious spirit of financial markets, reminding us that within the meticulously quantified realms of finance, room exists for serendipitous discoveries and humored meanderings.

In summation, our methodology is anchored in the steadfast principles of meticulous data collection, statistical endeavor, and an unerring quest for insight, all adorned with an unspoken nod to the whimsy that permeates the enigma of Esther's equity. Our research endeavors to transform the oftentimes staid landscape of financial analysis into a playground of linguistic intrigue and nomenclatural caprice, paving the way for a delightful intersection of academic rigor and a wry quip.

Stay tuned - the subsequent sections promise to unfurl the cherubic witticisms embedded within Esther's equity, as we navigate through the ebullient corridors of financial intrigue and the unassuming playground of nomenclatural whimsy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Esther and Equity Residential's stock price (EQR). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2002 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9350253, r-squared of 0.8742724, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Esther’s Equity: Examining the Effect of the First Name Esther on Equity Residential's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the often-overlooked, but undeniably intriguing, relationship between the prevalent use of the first name Esther and the stock performance of Equity Residential, abbreviated as EQR. Utilizing a unique combination of data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) over a two-decade period from 2002 to 2022, our research team aimed to shed light on this unconventional linkage.

Amidst the sea of financial market analyses, this study unearths a correlation coefficient of 0.9350253, accompanied by a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. The findings add an unexpected twist to the traditional notions of stock price determinants, challenging conventional wisdom in the world of finance.

Our findings suggest an unignorable connection between the prominence of the name Esther and the performance of EQR, offering a pertinent reminder that the quirks of human behavior can have unforeseen implications on stock dynamics. While the exact mechanisms underlying this relationship beckon further inquiry, our research serves as a whimsical yet astute addition to the literature on the interplay between individual attributes and financial markets.

In conclusion, this study underscores the enduring enigma of Esther's equity and opens the door to a wave of pun-filled conversations in both academic and financial circles, reminding us all that “Esther” certainly has its place in the captivating narrative of stock price movements.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intersection of human behavior and financial markets has long been a subject of fascination and bewilderment. Amid the labyrinthine corridors of modern finance, a peculiar association has caught our attention – the correlation between the popularity of the first name Esther and the stock performance of Equity Residential, denoted as EQR in the ever-animated ticker symbols.
As financial analysts and scholars of the markets, we are trained to discern patterns, uncover trends, and navigate the capricious whims of stock prices. But amidst all this rigidity, the curious case of Esther throws a captivating curveball, inviting us to look beyond traditional metrics and venture into the whimsical world of nomenclature-based finance.
The name Esther, with its ancient origins and biblical resonance, has endured through the ages, awakening a sense of curiosity and wonder in its wake. But could this timeless name hold sway over the complex mechanisms of the stock market, steering the ebb and flow of Equity Residential's valuation? Our study, rooted in empirical data and statistical rigor, endeavors to explore this uncharted territory with a steadfast determination to unravel the cryptic dance between human nomenclature and financial dynamics.
In the ensuing pages, we present our findings, which unveil an unexpected bond between the prevalence of the name Esther and the unraveling tapestry of EQR's stock price movements. The allure of this discovery lies not only in its statistical robustness but also in its whimsical implications, prompting a chorus of eyebrow raises and ponderous murmurs in the hallowed halls of both academia and finance.
As we embark on this scholarly odyssey, let us tread with inquisitive minds and open hearts, ready to decipher the cryptic code of Esther's equity and perhaps stumble upon a treasure trove of puns and witticisms in the process. For in the labyrinth of financial inquiries, sometimes the most unexpected paths lead to the most extraordinary revelations.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the two-decade data spanning 2002 to 2022 revealed a remarkably high correlation between the prevalence of the first name Esther and Equity Residential's stock price (EQR). The correlation coefficient of 0.9350253 and an r-squared value of 0.8742724 affirm the robustness of this surprising connection. The statistical significance, with a p-value of less than 0.01, further cements the validity of our findings.

Figure 1 illustrates the pronounced positive relationship between the frequency of the name Esther and the fluctuation of EQR's stock price, showcasing the conspicuous synchrony between these seemingly disparate variables. This visually compelling evidence bolsters the credibility of our analysis, inviting onlookers to ponder the whimsical dance of human nomenclature and financial performance.

The implications of these findings are as intriguing as they are unexpected. The prevalence of the name Esther appears to wield an unforeseen influence on the valuation of EQR, challenging traditional paradigms of stock price determinants and adding a dash of eccentricity to the analytical saga of financial markets.

While our investigation stops short of postulating definitive causal mechanisms, the evocative narrative of Esther's equity leaves ample room for speculation and lighthearted conjecture. These results thrust the age-old name of Esther into the unforgiving spotlight of financial discourse, mingling the erudite discussions of stock performance with the whimsy of human nomenclature.

The intriguing interplay between a timeless name and the amorphous currents of stock valuation beckons further exploration, both in the dialectics of scholarly discourse and the lighter realms of anecdotal musings. As we conclude this empirical odyssey, the enigma of Esther's equity persists, reminding us that amidst the quantitative rigidity of finance, there exists a realm where the intangible nuances of human expression converge with the tapestry of market dynamics.

In the ever-evolving narrative of stock market idiosyncrasies, Esther, it seems, has clinched a place of curiosity and contemplation, gently nudging the boundaries of conventional stock price analyses with an ineffable charm that resonates across the annals of financial inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Esther and Equity Residential's stock price (EQR). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Esther’s Equity: Examining the Effect of the First Name Esther on Equity Residential's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the often-overlooked, but undeniably intriguing, relationship between the prevalent use of the first name Esther and the stock performance of Equity Residential, abbreviated as EQR. Utilizing a unique combination of data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) over a two-decade period from 2002 to 2022, our research team aimed to shed light on this unconventional linkage.

Amidst the sea of financial market analyses, this study unearths a correlation coefficient of 0.9350253, accompanied by a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. The findings add an unexpected twist to the traditional notions of stock price determinants, challenging conventional wisdom in the world of finance.

Our findings suggest an unignorable connection between the prominence of the name Esther and the performance of EQR, offering a pertinent reminder that the quirks of human behavior can have unforeseen implications on stock dynamics. While the exact mechanisms underlying this relationship beckon further inquiry, our research serves as a whimsical yet astute addition to the literature on the interplay between individual attributes and financial markets.

In conclusion, this study underscores the enduring enigma of Esther's equity and opens the door to a wave of pun-filled conversations in both academic and financial circles, reminding us all that “Esther” certainly has its place in the captivating narrative of stock price movements.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The captivating topic of the relationship between the popularity of the first name Esther and Equity Residential's stock performance has captured the attention of researchers and market aficionados alike. The literature regarding this peculiar association, while sparse, offers intriguing insights and eclectic perspectives that contribute to our understanding of this enigmatic correlation.
In their seminal work, Smith et al. (2010) examine the impact of individual names on societal trends, offering a comprehensive analysis of the cultural significance of nomenclature. Their exploration into the symbolic power of names sets the stage for understanding the potential influence of a name like Esther on the dynamics of financial markets.
Building on this foundation, Doe and Jones (2015) delve into the realm of behavioral economics, shedding light on the intricacies of human decision-making in the context of financial choices. Their research underscores the subtle and often overlooked factors that can sway market dynamics, laying the groundwork for considering the unorthodox influence of a name's popularity on stock performance.
Transitioning from the realm of scholarly research to insightful literature, "The Power of Names" by Linguistics & Anthropology Association provides a deep dive into the cultural, historical, and psychological significance of names, offering a rich tapestry of perspectives that enrich our contemplation of the Esther-EQR connection. Similarly, "Fabled Monikers: A Journey Through Legendary Names" by Nom de Plume offers a whimsical exploration of the allure and mystique of names, resonating with the enigmatic charm of Esther's influence on market movements.
In a more lighthearted vein, fictitious works such as "The Stock Mysteries of Esther" by P.unny Author and "Equity and Esther: A Financial Fable" by Van Tickerleaf, while not grounded in empirical research, playfully speculate on the fantastical possibilities of a name shaping stock prices, teasing the imagination with their mix of financial acumen and fanciful storytelling.
Shifting gears to the digital domain, the ubiquitous and ever-popular "This Is Fine" meme encapsulates the essence of unexpected correlations in an amusing and relatable manner. While seemingly unrelated at first glance, the meme's underlying message echoes the delightful bemusement surrounding the Esther-EQR linkage, subtly nudging us to embrace the absurdity of unanticipated connections in finance and beyond.
In synthesizing the diverse array of literature and cultural artifacts related to the intersection of the name Esther and Equity Residential's stock price, we find ourselves at the precipice of a compelling narrative that melds the serious with the whimsical, the empirical with the speculative, and the unexpected with the undeniable. These sources collectively beckon us to embark on an intriguing journey through the realms of nomenclature, finance, and human intrigue, where the allure of Esther's equity beckons with an unmistakable charm and a promise of scholarly mirth.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the two-decade data spanning 2002 to 2022 revealed a remarkably high correlation between the prevalence of the first name Esther and Equity Residential's stock price (EQR). The correlation coefficient of 0.9350253 and an r-squared value of 0.8742724 affirm the robustness of this surprising connection. The statistical significance, with a p-value of less than 0.01, further cements the validity of our findings.
Figure 1 illustrates the pronounced positive relationship between the frequency of the name Esther and the fluctuation of EQR's stock price, showcasing the conspicuous synchrony between these seemingly disparate variables. This visually compelling evidence bolsters the credibility of our analysis, inviting onlookers to ponder the whimsical dance of human nomenclature and financial performance.
The implications of these findings are as intriguing as they are unexpected. The prevalence of the name Esther appears to wield an unforeseen influence on the valuation of EQR, challenging traditional paradigms of stock price determinants and adding a dash of eccentricity to the analytical saga of financial markets.
While our investigation stops short of postulating definitive causal mechanisms, the evocative narrative of Esther's equity leaves ample room for speculation and lighthearted conjecture. These results thrust the age-old name of Esther into the unforgiving spotlight of financial discourse, mingling the erudite discussions of stock performance with the whimsy of human nomenclature.
The intriguing interplay between a timeless name and the amorphous currents of stock valuation beckons further exploration, both in the dialectics of scholarly discourse and the lighter realms of anecdotal musings. As we conclude this empirical odyssey, the enigma of Esther's equity persists, reminding us that amidst the quantitative rigidity of finance, there exists a realm where the intangible nuances of human expression converge with the tapestry of market dynamics.
In the ever-evolving narrative of stock market idiosyncrasies, Esther, it seems, has clinched a place of curiosity and contemplation, gently nudging the boundaries of conventional stock price analyses with an ineffable charm that resonates across the annals of financial inquiry.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of this study bring to the forefront a compelling and somewhat whimsical correlation between the frequency of the first name Esther and Equity Residential's stock price (EQR). While our investigation initially raised eyebrows and invited its fair share of eyebrow-raising moments, the robust correlation coefficient of 0.9350253 and an r-squared value of 0.8742724 provided statistical heft to what initially seemed to be pure fanciful speculation.

Building on the literature review, which deftly weaved together serious scholarly research with lighthearted yet thought-provoking speculations, our results not only supported but emboldened the unorthodox musings concerning the relationship between individual nomenclature and stock performance. The seemingly far-fetched parallel drawn between the influence of the name Esther and EQR's stock price exuded an undeniable charm, reminiscent of the playful speculation found in fictitious works like "The Stock Mysteries of Esther" and "Equity and Esther: A Financial Fable."

The whimsical influence of human nomenclature on financial markets, epitomized by the Esther-EQR connection, nudges at the boundaries of conventional financial analyses. As we embrace the narrative arc of our findings, one cannot help but appreciate the unexpected levity that emerges from the unlikely intersection of name popularity and stock dynamics. The enigmatic allure of Esther's equity serves as a lighthearted yet thought-provoking reminder that financial markets, for all their quantitative rigor, are not impervious to the quirky nuances of human behavior.

Our results not only challenge traditional paradigms of stock valuation but beckon forth a vibrant interplay between the whimsical and the empirical. While our study refrains from positing definitive causal mechanisms, it undoubtedly whispers a light-hearted, "Hmm, there might be something to this," underscoring the enduring theme of Esther's equity in the enigmatic saga of stock market dynamics.

In the grand tapestry of financial inquiry, the unexpected correlation we unveiled invites a wave of pun-filled conversations and sparks a gleeful curiosity that infiltrates both the academic and financial spheres. The enduring enigma of Esther's equity, it seems, has uncovered a stately place within the captivating narrative of stock price movements. This study not only heightens the colorful allure of our scholarly discourse but also offers a gentle reminder that sometimes, a whimsical twist in research can bring about unexpected, yet captivating, revelations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Esther and Equity Residential's stock price (EQR). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Esther’s Equity: Examining the Effect of the First Name Esther on Equity Residential's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the often-overlooked, but undeniably intriguing, relationship between the prevalent use of the first name Esther and the stock performance of Equity Residential, abbreviated as EQR. Utilizing a unique combination of data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) over a two-decade period from 2002 to 2022, our research team aimed to shed light on this unconventional linkage.

Amidst the sea of financial market analyses, this study unearths a correlation coefficient of 0.9350253, accompanied by a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. The findings add an unexpected twist to the traditional notions of stock price determinants, challenging conventional wisdom in the world of finance.

Our findings suggest an unignorable connection between the prominence of the name Esther and the performance of EQR, offering a pertinent reminder that the quirks of human behavior can have unforeseen implications on stock dynamics. While the exact mechanisms underlying this relationship beckon further inquiry, our research serves as a whimsical yet astute addition to the literature on the interplay between individual attributes and financial markets.

In conclusion, this study underscores the enduring enigma of Esther's equity and opens the door to a wave of pun-filled conversations in both academic and financial circles, reminding us all that “Esther” certainly has its place in the captivating narrative of stock price movements.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intersection of human behavior and financial markets has long been a subject of fascination and bewilderment. Amid the labyrinthine corridors of modern finance, a peculiar association has caught our attention – the correlation between the popularity of the first name Esther and the stock performance of Equity Residential, denoted as EQR in the ever-animated ticker symbols.
As financial analysts and scholars of the markets, we are trained to discern patterns, uncover trends, and navigate the capricious whims of stock prices. But amidst all this rigidity, the curious case of Esther throws a captivating curveball, inviting us to look beyond traditional metrics and venture into the whimsical world of nomenclature-based finance.
The name Esther, with its ancient origins and biblical resonance, has endured through the ages, awakening a sense of curiosity and wonder in its wake. But could this timeless name hold sway over the complex mechanisms of the stock market, steering the ebb and flow of Equity Residential's valuation? Our study, rooted in empirical data and statistical rigor, endeavors to explore this uncharted territory with a steadfast determination to unravel the cryptic dance between human nomenclature and financial dynamics.
In the ensuing pages, we present our findings, which unveil an unexpected bond between the prevalence of the name Esther and the unraveling tapestry of EQR's stock price movements. The allure of this discovery lies not only in its statistical robustness but also in its whimsical implications, prompting a chorus of eyebrow raises and ponderous murmurs in the hallowed halls of both academia and finance.
As we embark on this scholarly odyssey, let us tread with inquisitive minds and open hearts, ready to decipher the cryptic code of Esther's equity and perhaps stumble upon a treasure trove of puns and witticisms in the process. For in the labyrinth of financial inquiries, sometimes the most unexpected paths lead to the most extraordinary revelations.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the two-decade data spanning 2002 to 2022 revealed a remarkably high correlation between the prevalence of the first name Esther and Equity Residential's stock price (EQR). The correlation coefficient of 0.9350253 and an r-squared value of 0.8742724 affirm the robustness of this surprising connection. The statistical significance, with a p-value of less than 0.01, further cements the validity of our findings.
Figure 1 illustrates the pronounced positive relationship between the frequency of the name Esther and the fluctuation of EQR's stock price, showcasing the conspicuous synchrony between these seemingly disparate variables. This visually compelling evidence bolsters the credibility of our analysis, inviting onlookers to ponder the whimsical dance of human nomenclature and financial performance.
The implications of these findings are as intriguing as they are unexpected. The prevalence of the name Esther appears to wield an unforeseen influence on the valuation of EQR, challenging traditional paradigms of stock price determinants and adding a dash of eccentricity to the analytical saga of financial markets.
While our investigation stops short of postulating definitive causal mechanisms, the evocative narrative of Esther's equity leaves ample room for speculation and lighthearted conjecture. These results thrust the age-old name of Esther into the unforgiving spotlight of financial discourse, mingling the erudite discussions of stock performance with the whimsy of human nomenclature.
The intriguing interplay between a timeless name and the amorphous currents of stock valuation beckons further exploration, both in the dialectics of scholarly discourse and the lighter realms of anecdotal musings. As we conclude this empirical odyssey, the enigma of Esther's equity persists, reminding us that amidst the quantitative rigidity of finance, there exists a realm where the intangible nuances of human expression converge with the tapestry of market dynamics.
In the ever-evolving narrative of stock market idiosyncrasies, Esther, it seems, has clinched a place of curiosity and contemplation, gently nudging the boundaries of conventional stock price analyses with an ineffable charm that resonates across the annals of financial inquiry.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study illuminates the unforeseen yet captivating relationship between the prevalence of the name Esther and the stock performance of Equity Residential (EQR). The compelling correlation coefficient of 0.9350253, complemented by a strikingly low p-value, underscores the undeniable association between these seemingly disparate entities. Our investigation uncovers a whimsical twist in the otherwise austere landscape of financial analysis, hinting at the enigmatic interplay between human nomenclature and market dynamics.

The emergence of this unexpected correlation stimulates a fervent curiosity, akin to stumbling upon a forgotten treasure trove tucked away in the labyrinthine corridors of financial inquiry. Much like the biblical figure from which the name derives, Esther's influence appears to transcend the bounds of time, leaving an indelible mark on the valuation of EQR.

As we navigate this uncharted terrain, our findings beckon us to sift through the layers of conventional reasoning and venture into the whimsical world of nomenclature-based finance. The very notion that the ancient echoes of a name could resonate through the capricious undulations of stock prices yields a delightful concoction of bemusement and intellectual intrigue.

Yet, amidst the levity, our research underscores a pertinacious reminder – that in the intricate tapestry of finance, the unlikeliest connections can proffer valuable insights. The enduring enigma of Esther's equity, shrouded in a blend of statistical robustness and inexplicable charm, serves as a reminder that the nuances of human behavior can wield an unforeseen influence on market dynamics.

As scholars and enthusiasts of both finance and language, we find ourselves at the confluence of empirical rigor and jovial contemplation, contemplating the whimsical dance of Esther's equity and the lasting impact it imprints on the narrative of stock price movements. With a wry smile and an arched eyebrow, we bid adieu to this curious expedition. The riddle of Esther's influence on EQR's stock price, it seems, remains an enduring testament to the caprice of financial markets and the enduring charm of human nomenclature.

Thus, with a subtle nod and a quizzical grin, we assert that further research in this arena may perhaps be superfluous, for the allure of Esther's equity has been broached with a whimsical elegance that might never be surpassed.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Esther’s Equity: Examining the Effect of the First Name Esther on Equity Residential's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Quirky Economic Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Esther’s Equity: Examining the Effect of the First Name Esther on Equity Residential's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

Association for Experimental Nameology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Esther’s Equity: Examining the Effect of the First Name Esther on Equity Residential's Stock Price with an abstract of This paper investigates the often-overlooked, but undeniably intriguing, relationship between the prevalent use of the first name Esther and the stock performance of Equity Residential, abbreviated as EQR. Utilizing a unique combination of data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) over a two-decade period from 2002 to 2022, our research team aimed to shed light on this unconventional linkage.
Amidst the sea of financial market analyses, this study unearths a correlation coefficient of 0.9350253, accompanied by a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. The findings add an unexpected twist to the traditional notions of stock price determinants, challenging conventional wisdom in the world of finance.
Our findings suggest an unignorable connection between the prominence of the name Esther and the performance of EQR, offering a pertinent reminder that the quirks of human behavior can have unforeseen implications on stock dynamics. While the exact mechanisms underlying this relationship beckon further inquiry, our research serves as a whimsical yet astute addition to the literature on the interplay between individual attributes and financial markets.
In conclusion, this study underscores the enduring enigma of Esther's equity and opens the door to a wave of pun-filled conversations in both academic and financial circles, reminding us all that “Esther” certainly has its place in the captivating narrative of stock price movements.

ChatGPT:

Esther, Equity Residential, EQR stock price, stock performance, US Social Security Administration data, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, correlation coefficient, stock price determinants, financial market analysis, human behavior and stock dynamics, individual attributes and financial markets, Esther's equity, name impact on stock price, stock market anomalies

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Esther
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Esther
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Esther

Equity Residential's stock price (EQR)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Equity Residential (EQR) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with Equity Residential's stock price (EQR)

Correlation r = 0.9350253 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8742724 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 87.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Equity Residential's stock price (EQR)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Esther) over the 21 years from 2002 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.3E-10. 0.0000000005341831372321141000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 5.3E-8% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,872,017,161 random variables You don't actually need 1 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 20 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 20 because we have two variables measured over a period of 21 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.84, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Esther (Babies born)105610941108119411531259128012511264135513421446166516221814183618531729182818372060
Equity Residential's stock price (EQR) (Stock price)24.3321.0525.1430.6933.4943.4430.9525.4529.0244.5449.2249.0344.0861.5968.8464.8763.9765.4281.3259.3890.78




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1056,1094,1108,1194,1153,1259,1280,1251,1264,1355,1342,1446,1665,1622,1814,1836,1853,1729,1828,1837,2060,])
array_2 = np.array([24.33,21.05,25.14,30.69,33.49,43.44,30.95,25.45,29.02,44.54,49.22,49.03,44.08,61.59,68.84,64.87,63.97,65.42,81.32,59.38,90.78,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Esther"
array_2_name = "Equity Residential's stock price (EQR)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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