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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Asa and the second variable is The number of cartographers in New Hampshire.  The chart goes from 2003 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

Asa became a trendy name for newborns, leading parents to develop a sudden fascination with maps and navigation, hoping their little Asa-tellites would never get lost. This sparked a cartography craze in New Hampshire, as more and more people embraced the idea of 'mapping out' their children's futures. It seems the name Asa not only had a good 'ring' to it, but also had a knack for 'elevating' the interest in cartography.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Creating a pop art-inspired visual of this scene could make for an intriguing and vibrant image. The prompt could be refined to emphasize the colorful and lively aspects of the setting. For instance: "In a pop art style, represent the lively, vibrant scene in a quaint New Hampshire town. Show a gathering of cartographers at a table, busy with their maps and compasses, while nearby, children joyfully play in a sun-dappled park. Highlight the interconnected cosmic GPS system guiding the cartographers towards their destined profession, with a burst of colors and patterns reflecting the joy and energy of the setting." The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Asa and The number of cartographers in New Hampshire. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cyberpunk Minimalism Pop art Scalar art Art nouveau
ChatGPT: Pop art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Asa and The number of cartographers in New Hampshire, in the following situation: The increase in popularity of the first name Asa caused the number of cartographers in New Hampshire to increase because everyone with that name naturally has a great sense of direction. As Asa's popularity grows, so does the demand for skilled navigators who can map out the ever-expanding territories of the Granite State. It's like a cosmic GPS system, guiding the cartographers to their destined profession!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a quaint town in New Hampshire, a vibrant scene unfolds. A group of cartographers, equipped with their compasses and maps, gather around a table, discussing their latest surveying expeditions. With their keen sense of direction, they meticulously chart out the winding paths and hidden treasures of the state. Meanwhile, nearby, a joyful buzz fills the air as parents call out "Asa" to their children playing in the sun-dappled park. As the name grows in popularity, the demand for skilled navigators steadily rises, leading to an increase in the number of cartographers in New Hampshire, and together they symbolize the interconnected cosmic GPS system guiding the cartographers to their destined profession.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Pop art ] and depicting this scene: In a quaint town in New Hampshire, a vibrant scene unfolds. A group of cartographers, equipped with their compasses and maps, gather around a table, discussing their latest surveying expeditions. With their keen sense of direction, they meticulously chart out the winding paths and hidden treasures of the state. Meanwhile, nearby, a joyful buzz fills the air as parents call out "Asa" to their children playing in the sun-dappled park. As the name grows in popularity, the demand for skilled navigators steadily rises, leading to an increase in the number of cartographers in New Hampshire, and together they symbolize the interconnected cosmic GPS system guiding the cartographers to their destined profession. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Creating a pop art-inspired visual of this scene could make for an intriguing and vibrant image. The prompt could be refined to emphasize the colorful and lively aspects of the setting. For instance: "In a pop art style, represent the lively, vibrant scene in a quaint New Hampshire town. Show a gathering of cartographers at a table, busy with their maps and compasses, while nearby, children joyfully play in a sun-dappled park. Highlight the interconnected cosmic GPS system guiding the cartographers towards their destined profession, with a burst of colors and patterns reflecting the joy and energy of the setting."

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the first name Asa caused The number of cartographers in New Hampshire to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Navigating Names: The Asa-tonishing Connection Between Popularity of the First Name Asa and the Number of Cartographers in New Hampshire

The Journal of Geographic Trends in New England Names

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Asa and The number of cartographers in New Hampshire. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8282481 and p < 0.01 for 2003 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Navigating Names: The Asa-tonishing Connection Between Popularity of the First Name Asa and the Number of Cartographers in New Hampshire

[[ABSTRACT]]
Popularity in names has intrigued scholars for decades, but the influence of a name on career choices remains a fascinating and underexplored aspect of sociological research. This study delves into the surprising correlation between the popularity of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in the picturesque state of New Hampshire.

Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team empirically examines the correlation between the prevalence of the name "Asa" and the employment patterns of cartographers in New Hampshire from 2003 to 2022. Our rigorous analysis reveals a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8282481 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong association between the two variables.

Now, before you ask, "Why cartographers?" Well, we couldn't resist mapping out this connection. It seems that individuals named "Asa" may indeed possess an innate knack for navigating the intricate world of cartography, contributing to the burgeoning population of mapmakers in the Granite State.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on the "Asa-tonishing" influence of first names on occupational choices, emphasizing the need for further investigation into the intersection of nomenclature and career paths. This study not only provides a quirky perspective on sociological dynamics but also encourages a lighthearted appreciation for the whimsical ways in which our names may shape our destinies. Remember, with a name like "Asa," the map to success may just be waiting for you in New Hampshire!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Asa and The number of cartographers in New Hampshire. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Navigating Names: The Asa-tonishing Connection Between Popularity of the First Name Asa and the Number of Cartographers in New Hampshire

[[ABSTRACT]]
Popularity in names has intrigued scholars for decades, but the influence of a name on career choices remains a fascinating and underexplored aspect of sociological research. This study delves into the surprising correlation between the popularity of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in the picturesque state of New Hampshire.

Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team empirically examines the correlation between the prevalence of the name "Asa" and the employment patterns of cartographers in New Hampshire from 2003 to 2022. Our rigorous analysis reveals a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8282481 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong association between the two variables.

Now, before you ask, "Why cartographers?" Well, we couldn't resist mapping out this connection. It seems that individuals named "Asa" may indeed possess an innate knack for navigating the intricate world of cartography, contributing to the burgeoning population of mapmakers in the Granite State.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on the "Asa-tonishing" influence of first names on occupational choices, emphasizing the need for further investigation into the intersection of nomenclature and career paths. This study not only provides a quirky perspective on sociological dynamics but also encourages a lighthearted appreciation for the whimsical ways in which our names may shape our destinies. Remember, with a name like "Asa," the map to success may just be waiting for you in New Hampshire!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The interplay between names and life outcomes has long captivated researchers and laypeople alike. From the "Johnnys" who inevitably become carpenters to the "Alices" who inexplicably gravitate towards wonderlands, the associations between nomenclature and occupations have tickled our collective curiosity for generations. Nevertheless, amidst this fascination, a rather peculiar correlation has emerged – the relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in the enigmatic state of New Hampshire.

Now, before we delve further into the cartographical conundrum, let's address the burning question: why do cartographers make excellent friends? Because they always know where to draw the line! Jokes aside, the connection between a relatively uncommon name and a specialized occupation warrants serious investigation.

Asa, a name steeped in historical significance and biblical heritage, has managed to carve its own niche in the annals of nomenclature. However, our research aims to unravel whether this unique name extends its influence beyond personal identity and permeates into the workforce, specifically within the realm of mapmaking in the quaint setting of New Hampshire. After all, we couldn't resist the opportunity to uncover whether Asa might hold the secret to charting successful careers.

Surely, the prospect of a name swaying a person's career choices sounds too whimsical to be true. However, as the saying goes, "When in doubt, let the evidence point the way, just like a compass in uncharted territory!" Our investigation tackles this very concept, aiming to add a touch of mirth to the otherwise serious pursuit of sociological understanding.

In essence, this study seeks to trace the intriguing juncture where the faint echo of a name intersects with the tangible career paths of individuals, offering a lighthearted twist to the formidable world of sociological research. So, buckle up, because we're about to navigate through the unexpected twists and turns of the "Asa-tonishing" correlation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Asa and The number of cartographers in New Hampshire. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Navigating Names: The Asa-tonishing Connection Between Popularity of the First Name Asa and the Number of Cartographers in New Hampshire

[[ABSTRACT]]
Popularity in names has intrigued scholars for decades, but the influence of a name on career choices remains a fascinating and underexplored aspect of sociological research. This study delves into the surprising correlation between the popularity of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in the picturesque state of New Hampshire.

Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team empirically examines the correlation between the prevalence of the name "Asa" and the employment patterns of cartographers in New Hampshire from 2003 to 2022. Our rigorous analysis reveals a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8282481 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong association between the two variables.

Now, before you ask, "Why cartographers?" Well, we couldn't resist mapping out this connection. It seems that individuals named "Asa" may indeed possess an innate knack for navigating the intricate world of cartography, contributing to the burgeoning population of mapmakers in the Granite State.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on the "Asa-tonishing" influence of first names on occupational choices, emphasizing the need for further investigation into the intersection of nomenclature and career paths. This study not only provides a quirky perspective on sociological dynamics but also encourages a lighthearted appreciation for the whimsical ways in which our names may shape our destinies. Remember, with a name like "Asa," the map to success may just be waiting for you in New Hampshire!

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The interplay between names and life outcomes has long captivated researchers and laypeople alike. From the "Johnnys" who inevitably become carpenters to the "Alices" who inexplicably gravitate towards wonderlands, the associations between nomenclature and occupations have tickled our collective curiosity for generations. Nevertheless, amidst this fascination, a rather peculiar correlation has emerged – the relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in the enigmatic state of New Hampshire.
Now, before we delve further into the cartographical conundrum, let's address the burning question: why do cartographers make excellent friends? Because they always know where to draw the line! Jokes aside, the connection between a relatively uncommon name and a specialized occupation warrants serious investigation.
Asa, a name steeped in historical significance and biblical heritage, has managed to carve its own niche in the annals of nomenclature. However, our research aims to unravel whether this unique name extends its influence beyond personal identity and permeates into the workforce, specifically within the realm of mapmaking in the quaint setting of New Hampshire. After all, we couldn't resist the opportunity to uncover whether Asa might hold the secret to charting successful careers.
Surely, the prospect of a name swaying a person's career choices sounds too whimsical to be true. However, as the saying goes, "When in doubt, let the evidence point the way, just like a compass in uncharted territory!" Our investigation tackles this very concept, aiming to add a touch of mirth to the otherwise serious pursuit of sociological understanding.
In essence, this study seeks to trace the intriguing juncture where the faint echo of a name intersects with the tangible career paths of individuals, offering a lighthearted twist to the formidable world of sociological research. So, buckle up, because we're about to navigate through the unexpected twists and turns of the "Asa-tonishing" correlation.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The influence of names on various aspects of life has been a topic of interest for scholars across disciplines. In "The Power of Names," Smith and Doe explore the psychological impact of names on personal identity, while Jones et al. examine the sociological implications of naming conventions in "The Sociology of Naming." However, the connection between the popularity of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in New Hampshire presents a unique avenue for investigation.

Now, as we embark on this whimsical journey, let's first consider some non-fiction literature that could shed light on the topic at hand. "Atlas of New Hampshire" and "Cartography 101: Navigating the World in Detail" offer insights into the world of mapmaking and the geographic marvels of New Hampshire, providing foundational knowledge for our study.

Moving on from the scholarly studies, let's delve into some fictional works that, while not directly related to the subject matter, evoke the spirit of exploration and discovery. Works such as "The Mapmakers" and "The Namesake" may not expound on the correlation between names and professions, but they certainly ignite the imagination and hint at the allure of uncharted territories.

Now, let's take a moment to acknowledge the childhood shows and cartoons that have subliminally shaped our fascination with maps and exploration. Who could forget the swashbuckling adventures of "Dora the Explorer," where the intrepid explorer Dora and her trusty backpack traversed the map in search of treasures? Or the escapades of the Mystery Inc. gang in "Scooby-Doo," where hand-drawn maps often led to solving perplexing mysteries?

Speaking of mysteries, did you hear about the cartographer who became a detective? He always knew how to map out a crime scene! Jokes aside, the correlation between the name "Asa" and the vocation of cartography warrants a nuanced investigation that integrates both scholarly inquiry and a touch of lightheartedness.

In the spirit of exploration, our study endeavors to navigate uncharted territory, charting the "Asa-tonishing" connection between names and occupational choices. As we unearth the intrigue behind this correlation, we invite readers to embrace the whimsical nature of sociological research and ponder the delightful ways in which our names may subtly sculpt our destinies.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Asa and The number of cartographers in New Hampshire. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2003 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Navigating Names: The Asa-tonishing Connection Between Popularity of the First Name Asa and the Number of Cartographers in New Hampshire

[[ABSTRACT]]
Popularity in names has intrigued scholars for decades, but the influence of a name on career choices remains a fascinating and underexplored aspect of sociological research. This study delves into the surprising correlation between the popularity of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in the picturesque state of New Hampshire.

Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team empirically examines the correlation between the prevalence of the name "Asa" and the employment patterns of cartographers in New Hampshire from 2003 to 2022. Our rigorous analysis reveals a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8282481 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong association between the two variables.

Now, before you ask, "Why cartographers?" Well, we couldn't resist mapping out this connection. It seems that individuals named "Asa" may indeed possess an innate knack for navigating the intricate world of cartography, contributing to the burgeoning population of mapmakers in the Granite State.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on the "Asa-tonishing" influence of first names on occupational choices, emphasizing the need for further investigation into the intersection of nomenclature and career paths. This study not only provides a quirky perspective on sociological dynamics but also encourages a lighthearted appreciation for the whimsical ways in which our names may shape our destinies. Remember, with a name like "Asa," the map to success may just be waiting for you in New Hampshire!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The interplay between names and life outcomes has long captivated researchers and laypeople alike. From the "Johnnys" who inevitably become carpenters to the "Alices" who inexplicably gravitate towards wonderlands, the associations between nomenclature and occupations have tickled our collective curiosity for generations. Nevertheless, amidst this fascination, a rather peculiar correlation has emerged – the relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in the enigmatic state of New Hampshire.
Now, before we delve further into the cartographical conundrum, let's address the burning question: why do cartographers make excellent friends? Because they always know where to draw the line! Jokes aside, the connection between a relatively uncommon name and a specialized occupation warrants serious investigation.
Asa, a name steeped in historical significance and biblical heritage, has managed to carve its own niche in the annals of nomenclature. However, our research aims to unravel whether this unique name extends its influence beyond personal identity and permeates into the workforce, specifically within the realm of mapmaking in the quaint setting of New Hampshire. After all, we couldn't resist the opportunity to uncover whether Asa might hold the secret to charting successful careers.
Surely, the prospect of a name swaying a person's career choices sounds too whimsical to be true. However, as the saying goes, "When in doubt, let the evidence point the way, just like a compass in uncharted territory!" Our investigation tackles this very concept, aiming to add a touch of mirth to the otherwise serious pursuit of sociological understanding.
In essence, this study seeks to trace the intriguing juncture where the faint echo of a name intersects with the tangible career paths of individuals, offering a lighthearted twist to the formidable world of sociological research. So, buckle up, because we're about to navigate through the unexpected twists and turns of the "Asa-tonishing" correlation.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To disentangle the mystifying connection between the prevalence of the name "Asa" and the population of cartographers in New Hampshire, we employed a blend of rigorous statistical analysis, whimsical curiosity, and a dash of punny humor to keep the team's spirits afloat. Our data collection journey began with an in-depth mining of records from the US Social Security Administration, where we sifted through birth certificates and name popularity trends with the tenacity of a treasure hunter seeking elusive riches. It was quite the treasure hunt, let me tell you – the name "Asa" sparkled like the crown jewels of nomenclature amidst the vast sea of monikers.

Once we had gleefully ferreted out the data on the influx of "Asas" into the world, we swiveled our attention to the Bureau of Labor Statistics to scrutinize the employment landscape of cartographers in the picturesque state of New Hampshire. Our arduous quest involved carefully combing through employment records, with occasional breaks to appreciate the topographical magic of New Hampshire – truly, the siren call of cartography was inescapable.

Now, in the spirit of full disclosure, let's address the burning question: why don't cartographers ever get lost? Because they always follow the right direction, of course! As we embarked on our data analysis, we employed robust statistical modeling techniques that would have impressed even the most discerning connoisseur of quantitative analysis. We calculated correlation coefficients, performed regression analyses, and sculpted intricate visualizations that delineated the ebb and flow of "Asas" and cartographers in New Hampshire with the finesse of a cartographer crafting a map of yore.

Our timeline of investigation spanned from 2003 to 2022, encompassing over two decades of name trends and career trajectories. We were propelled by the dual engines of academic rigor and unbridled fascination, blending the seriousness of sociological inquiry with the irrepressible whimsy of uncovering a name-based enigma. In the end, our methodology can be summed up as follows: equal parts statistical rigor, unbridled curiosity, and a sprinkle of puns to keep morale high. After all, what's research without a little bit of levity, right?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Asa and The number of cartographers in New Hampshire. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2003 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8282481, r-squared of 0.6859949, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Navigating Names: The Asa-tonishing Connection Between Popularity of the First Name Asa and the Number of Cartographers in New Hampshire

[[ABSTRACT]]
Popularity in names has intrigued scholars for decades, but the influence of a name on career choices remains a fascinating and underexplored aspect of sociological research. This study delves into the surprising correlation between the popularity of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in the picturesque state of New Hampshire.

Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team empirically examines the correlation between the prevalence of the name "Asa" and the employment patterns of cartographers in New Hampshire from 2003 to 2022. Our rigorous analysis reveals a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8282481 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong association between the two variables.

Now, before you ask, "Why cartographers?" Well, we couldn't resist mapping out this connection. It seems that individuals named "Asa" may indeed possess an innate knack for navigating the intricate world of cartography, contributing to the burgeoning population of mapmakers in the Granite State.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on the "Asa-tonishing" influence of first names on occupational choices, emphasizing the need for further investigation into the intersection of nomenclature and career paths. This study not only provides a quirky perspective on sociological dynamics but also encourages a lighthearted appreciation for the whimsical ways in which our names may shape our destinies. Remember, with a name like "Asa," the map to success may just be waiting for you in New Hampshire!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The interplay between names and life outcomes has long captivated researchers and laypeople alike. From the "Johnnys" who inevitably become carpenters to the "Alices" who inexplicably gravitate towards wonderlands, the associations between nomenclature and occupations have tickled our collective curiosity for generations. Nevertheless, amidst this fascination, a rather peculiar correlation has emerged – the relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in the enigmatic state of New Hampshire.
Now, before we delve further into the cartographical conundrum, let's address the burning question: why do cartographers make excellent friends? Because they always know where to draw the line! Jokes aside, the connection between a relatively uncommon name and a specialized occupation warrants serious investigation.
Asa, a name steeped in historical significance and biblical heritage, has managed to carve its own niche in the annals of nomenclature. However, our research aims to unravel whether this unique name extends its influence beyond personal identity and permeates into the workforce, specifically within the realm of mapmaking in the quaint setting of New Hampshire. After all, we couldn't resist the opportunity to uncover whether Asa might hold the secret to charting successful careers.
Surely, the prospect of a name swaying a person's career choices sounds too whimsical to be true. However, as the saying goes, "When in doubt, let the evidence point the way, just like a compass in uncharted territory!" Our investigation tackles this very concept, aiming to add a touch of mirth to the otherwise serious pursuit of sociological understanding.
In essence, this study seeks to trace the intriguing juncture where the faint echo of a name intersects with the tangible career paths of individuals, offering a lighthearted twist to the formidable world of sociological research. So, buckle up, because we're about to navigate through the unexpected twists and turns of the "Asa-tonishing" correlation.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8282481 between the popularity of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers employed in the scenic state of New Hampshire. With an r-squared value of 0.6859949 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings signify a robust association, providing empirical support for the influence of nomenclature on occupational choices.

Now, speaking of cartographers, did you hear about the one who got lost in his own office? He was completely disoriented without his trusty map of paper clips! The irony of a lost cartographer aside, our research indicates a profound relationship between the prevalence of the name "Asa" and the burgeoning community of mapmakers in New Hampshire.

The scatterplot in Fig. 1 visually encapsulates the compelling correlation between the two variables, showcasing a pronounced trend that reflects the undeniable connection between the name "Asa" and the inclination toward cartography. It seems that individuals bearing the name "Asa" may indeed possess an innate proclivity for delving into the intricate world of mapmaking.

Our rigorous analysis not only adds an amusing anecdote to the compendium of sociological studies but also emphasizes the need to explore the quirky interplay between nomenclature and career trajectories. After all, who knew that a name as seemingly unassuming as "Asa" could carry such map-tivating implications for one's vocational pursuits in New Hampshire?

In conclusion, our research not only contributes a playful twist to the multifaceted tapestry of sociological inquiry but also encourages a light-hearted contemplation of the whimsical ways in which our names may shape our destinies. It appears that the allure of charting new territories extends beyond the realm of maps, permeating into the captivating intersection of nomenclature and occupational pathways. Who would have thought that a name could hold such cartographic significance in the picturesque state of New Hampshire?

And remember folks, when it comes to choosing a name, there's more to it than meets the "i." With a name like "Asa," the road to becoming a cartographer may just be a scenic route away!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Asa and The number of cartographers in New Hampshire. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Navigating Names: The Asa-tonishing Connection Between Popularity of the First Name Asa and the Number of Cartographers in New Hampshire

[[ABSTRACT]]
Popularity in names has intrigued scholars for decades, but the influence of a name on career choices remains a fascinating and underexplored aspect of sociological research. This study delves into the surprising correlation between the popularity of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in the picturesque state of New Hampshire.

Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team empirically examines the correlation between the prevalence of the name "Asa" and the employment patterns of cartographers in New Hampshire from 2003 to 2022. Our rigorous analysis reveals a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8282481 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong association between the two variables.

Now, before you ask, "Why cartographers?" Well, we couldn't resist mapping out this connection. It seems that individuals named "Asa" may indeed possess an innate knack for navigating the intricate world of cartography, contributing to the burgeoning population of mapmakers in the Granite State.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on the "Asa-tonishing" influence of first names on occupational choices, emphasizing the need for further investigation into the intersection of nomenclature and career paths. This study not only provides a quirky perspective on sociological dynamics but also encourages a lighthearted appreciation for the whimsical ways in which our names may shape our destinies. Remember, with a name like "Asa," the map to success may just be waiting for you in New Hampshire!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The influence of names on various aspects of life has been a topic of interest for scholars across disciplines. In "The Power of Names," Smith and Doe explore the psychological impact of names on personal identity, while Jones et al. examine the sociological implications of naming conventions in "The Sociology of Naming." However, the connection between the popularity of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in New Hampshire presents a unique avenue for investigation.
Now, as we embark on this whimsical journey, let's first consider some non-fiction literature that could shed light on the topic at hand. "Atlas of New Hampshire" and "Cartography 101: Navigating the World in Detail" offer insights into the world of mapmaking and the geographic marvels of New Hampshire, providing foundational knowledge for our study.
Moving on from the scholarly studies, let's delve into some fictional works that, while not directly related to the subject matter, evoke the spirit of exploration and discovery. Works such as "The Mapmakers" and "The Namesake" may not expound on the correlation between names and professions, but they certainly ignite the imagination and hint at the allure of uncharted territories.
Now, let's take a moment to acknowledge the childhood shows and cartoons that have subliminally shaped our fascination with maps and exploration. Who could forget the swashbuckling adventures of "Dora the Explorer," where the intrepid explorer Dora and her trusty backpack traversed the map in search of treasures? Or the escapades of the Mystery Inc. gang in "Scooby-Doo," where hand-drawn maps often led to solving perplexing mysteries?
Speaking of mysteries, did you hear about the cartographer who became a detective? He always knew how to map out a crime scene! Jokes aside, the correlation between the name "Asa" and the vocation of cartography warrants a nuanced investigation that integrates both scholarly inquiry and a touch of lightheartedness.
In the spirit of exploration, our study endeavors to navigate uncharted territory, charting the "Asa-tonishing" connection between names and occupational choices. As we unearth the intrigue behind this correlation, we invite readers to embrace the whimsical nature of sociological research and ponder the delightful ways in which our names may subtly sculpt our destinies.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8282481 between the popularity of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers employed in the scenic state of New Hampshire. With an r-squared value of 0.6859949 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings signify a robust association, providing empirical support for the influence of nomenclature on occupational choices.
Now, speaking of cartographers, did you hear about the one who got lost in his own office? He was completely disoriented without his trusty map of paper clips! The irony of a lost cartographer aside, our research indicates a profound relationship between the prevalence of the name "Asa" and the burgeoning community of mapmakers in New Hampshire.
The scatterplot in Fig. 1 visually encapsulates the compelling correlation between the two variables, showcasing a pronounced trend that reflects the undeniable connection between the name "Asa" and the inclination toward cartography. It seems that individuals bearing the name "Asa" may indeed possess an innate proclivity for delving into the intricate world of mapmaking.
Our rigorous analysis not only adds an amusing anecdote to the compendium of sociological studies but also emphasizes the need to explore the quirky interplay between nomenclature and career trajectories. After all, who knew that a name as seemingly unassuming as "Asa" could carry such map-tivating implications for one's vocational pursuits in New Hampshire?
In conclusion, our research not only contributes a playful twist to the multifaceted tapestry of sociological inquiry but also encourages a light-hearted contemplation of the whimsical ways in which our names may shape our destinies. It appears that the allure of charting new territories extends beyond the realm of maps, permeating into the captivating intersection of nomenclature and occupational pathways. Who would have thought that a name could hold such cartographic significance in the picturesque state of New Hampshire?
And remember folks, when it comes to choosing a name, there's more to it than meets the "i." With a name like "Asa," the road to becoming a cartographer may just be a scenic route away!

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study set out to investigate the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in New Hampshire, and the results have revealed a statistically significant association that supports the prior research. The "Asa-tonishing" correlation coefficient of 0.8282481 and the strikingly low p-value reaffirm the compelling influence of nomenclature on occupational pathways. It seems that there's more to a name than meets the eye – or in this case, the "i"!

As we tread the convoluted paths of cartography and nomenclature, we find ourselves pondering the whimsical ways in which our names may subtly sculpt our destinies. It's as if our names possess a cartographer's knack for mapping out our life's course, guiding us through uncharted territories with a wink and a compass. Ah, the irony of it all – a name's impact echoing further than the sound of it being called out.

Drawing from the quirky lightheartedness of our literature review, we're reminded of the captivating allure of exploration and discovery, much like the tantalizing allure of charting one's career path. And if there's anything lighthearted, it's a good old dad joke. Did you hear about the cartographer who always got lost? He definitely took a wrong turn somewhere on the "atlas"! But in all seriousness, our research delves into uncharted scholarly terrain, highlighting the need for a nuanced understanding of the intersection of nomenclature and career choices.

The results of our analysis not only provide empirical support for the connection between the name "Asa" and the profession of cartography but also emphasize the need for further investigation into the whimsical influence of names on occupational trajectories. After all, who would have thought that the name "Asa" could carry such map-tivating implications for individuals in the captivating world of mapmaking? It's enough to make you exclaim, "a-Sa" remarkable association!

As our findings solidify the "Asa-tonishing" influence of names on career choices, our study ignites a lighthearted appreciation for the quirky ways in which our names may shape our destinies. Remember, with a name like "Asa," the path to becoming a cartographer might just be written in the stars of New Hampshire!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Asa and The number of cartographers in New Hampshire. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Navigating Names: The Asa-tonishing Connection Between Popularity of the First Name Asa and the Number of Cartographers in New Hampshire

[[ABSTRACT]]
Popularity in names has intrigued scholars for decades, but the influence of a name on career choices remains a fascinating and underexplored aspect of sociological research. This study delves into the surprising correlation between the popularity of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in the picturesque state of New Hampshire.

Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team empirically examines the correlation between the prevalence of the name "Asa" and the employment patterns of cartographers in New Hampshire from 2003 to 2022. Our rigorous analysis reveals a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8282481 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong association between the two variables.

Now, before you ask, "Why cartographers?" Well, we couldn't resist mapping out this connection. It seems that individuals named "Asa" may indeed possess an innate knack for navigating the intricate world of cartography, contributing to the burgeoning population of mapmakers in the Granite State.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on the "Asa-tonishing" influence of first names on occupational choices, emphasizing the need for further investigation into the intersection of nomenclature and career paths. This study not only provides a quirky perspective on sociological dynamics but also encourages a lighthearted appreciation for the whimsical ways in which our names may shape our destinies. Remember, with a name like "Asa," the map to success may just be waiting for you in New Hampshire!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The interplay between names and life outcomes has long captivated researchers and laypeople alike. From the "Johnnys" who inevitably become carpenters to the "Alices" who inexplicably gravitate towards wonderlands, the associations between nomenclature and occupations have tickled our collective curiosity for generations. Nevertheless, amidst this fascination, a rather peculiar correlation has emerged – the relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in the enigmatic state of New Hampshire.
Now, before we delve further into the cartographical conundrum, let's address the burning question: why do cartographers make excellent friends? Because they always know where to draw the line! Jokes aside, the connection between a relatively uncommon name and a specialized occupation warrants serious investigation.
Asa, a name steeped in historical significance and biblical heritage, has managed to carve its own niche in the annals of nomenclature. However, our research aims to unravel whether this unique name extends its influence beyond personal identity and permeates into the workforce, specifically within the realm of mapmaking in the quaint setting of New Hampshire. After all, we couldn't resist the opportunity to uncover whether Asa might hold the secret to charting successful careers.
Surely, the prospect of a name swaying a person's career choices sounds too whimsical to be true. However, as the saying goes, "When in doubt, let the evidence point the way, just like a compass in uncharted territory!" Our investigation tackles this very concept, aiming to add a touch of mirth to the otherwise serious pursuit of sociological understanding.
In essence, this study seeks to trace the intriguing juncture where the faint echo of a name intersects with the tangible career paths of individuals, offering a lighthearted twist to the formidable world of sociological research. So, buckle up, because we're about to navigate through the unexpected twists and turns of the "Asa-tonishing" correlation.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8282481 between the popularity of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers employed in the scenic state of New Hampshire. With an r-squared value of 0.6859949 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings signify a robust association, providing empirical support for the influence of nomenclature on occupational choices.
Now, speaking of cartographers, did you hear about the one who got lost in his own office? He was completely disoriented without his trusty map of paper clips! The irony of a lost cartographer aside, our research indicates a profound relationship between the prevalence of the name "Asa" and the burgeoning community of mapmakers in New Hampshire.
The scatterplot in Fig. 1 visually encapsulates the compelling correlation between the two variables, showcasing a pronounced trend that reflects the undeniable connection between the name "Asa" and the inclination toward cartography. It seems that individuals bearing the name "Asa" may indeed possess an innate proclivity for delving into the intricate world of mapmaking.
Our rigorous analysis not only adds an amusing anecdote to the compendium of sociological studies but also emphasizes the need to explore the quirky interplay between nomenclature and career trajectories. After all, who knew that a name as seemingly unassuming as "Asa" could carry such map-tivating implications for one's vocational pursuits in New Hampshire?
In conclusion, our research not only contributes a playful twist to the multifaceted tapestry of sociological inquiry but also encourages a light-hearted contemplation of the whimsical ways in which our names may shape our destinies. It appears that the allure of charting new territories extends beyond the realm of maps, permeating into the captivating intersection of nomenclature and occupational pathways. Who would have thought that a name could hold such cartographic significance in the picturesque state of New Hampshire?
And remember folks, when it comes to choosing a name, there's more to it than meets the "i." With a name like "Asa," the road to becoming a cartographer may just be a scenic route away!

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study illuminates the intriguing correlation between the prevalence of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in the idyllic state of New Hampshire. It's as if "Asa" is not just a name, but a compass guiding individuals toward the captivating realm of mapmaking. Perhaps aspiring cartographers should start calling themselves "Asa" for some navigational inspiration!

Our findings provide empirical evidence of the "Asa-tonishing" influence of nomenclature on occupational paths, infusing a dose of whimsy into the sober world of sociological analysis. This prompts us to consider the possibility that names may hold hidden maps to specific career paths, unlocking a new dimension to the age-old question, "What's in a name?"

So, we reckon it's time to put a "lid" on this research – because let's face it, once you've explored the correlation between names and occupations in New Hampshire, you're essentially navigating uncharted territory. No more need to "Asa-k" further questions in this "map-ter." Get it? "Asa-k"? "matter"? I crack myself up.

In essence, our study playfully underscores the profound ways in which our names may shape our professional trajectories. It's as if our names aren't mere labels, but cryptic codes that guide us on our vocational odysseys. Who knew that a name as seemingly unremarkable as "Asa" could hold such fascinating implications for career choices in the picturesque state of New Hampshire?

To sum it up, the connection we've uncovered between the name "Asa" and the world of cartography is not just a coincidence – it's an "Atlas" of social curiosity. But before we pack up our gear and hit the road on our own cartographic journey, let's call it a day. No more need to map out this area. It's time to chart new research horizons!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Navigating Names: The Asa-tonishing Connection Between Popularity of the First Name Asa and the Number of Cartographers in New Hampshire. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Geographic Trends in New England Names


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Navigating Names: The Asa-tonishing Connection Between Popularity of the First Name Asa and the Number of Cartographers in New Hampshire. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Quirky Sociological Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Navigating Names: The Asa-tonishing Connection Between Popularity of the First Name Asa and the Number of Cartographers in New Hampshire with an abstract of Popularity in names has intrigued scholars for decades, but the influence of a name on career choices remains a fascinating and underexplored aspect of sociological research. This study delves into the surprising correlation between the popularity of the first name "Asa" and the number of cartographers in the picturesque state of New Hampshire.
Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team empirically examines the correlation between the prevalence of the name "Asa" and the employment patterns of cartographers in New Hampshire from 2003 to 2022. Our rigorous analysis reveals a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8282481 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong association between the two variables.
Now, before you ask, "Why cartographers?" Well, we couldn't resist mapping out this connection. It seems that individuals named "Asa" may indeed possess an innate knack for navigating the intricate world of cartography, contributing to the burgeoning population of mapmakers in the Granite State.
In conclusion, our findings shed light on the "Asa-tonishing" influence of first names on occupational choices, emphasizing the need for further investigation into the intersection of nomenclature and career paths. This study not only provides a quirky perspective on sociological dynamics but also encourages a lighthearted appreciation for the whimsical ways in which our names may shape our destinies. Remember, with a name like "Asa," the map to success may just be waiting for you in New Hampshire!

ChatGPT:

name popularity, first name influence on career, sociology of names, correlation between names and careers, Asa name popularity, cartographers employment patterns, New Hampshire cartographers, US Social Security Administration data, Bureau of Labor Statistics data, nomenclature and career paths

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Asa
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Asa
Source: US Social Security Administration
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The number of cartographers in New Hampshire
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of cartographers and photogrammetrists in New Hampshire
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of cartographers in New Hampshire

Correlation r = 0.8282481 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6859949 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 68.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of cartographers in New Hampshire) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Asa) over the 20 years from 2003 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 6.5E-6. 0.0000065023436711140130000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.83 in 0.00065% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 153,791 random variables You don't actually need 153 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.61, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Asa (Babies born)322321391405439420522477497502537593604628664642638649683769
The number of cartographers in New Hampshire (Laborers)40401008090701007090601109010012011012090110110140




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([322,321,391,405,439,420,522,477,497,502,537,593,604,628,664,642,638,649,683,769,])
array_2 = np.array([40,40,100,80,90,70,100,70,90,60,110,90,100,120,110,120,90,110,110,140,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Asa"
array_2_name = "The number of cartographers in New Hampshire"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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